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Busted my Mom masturbating. Green text similar stories. Pic related but not my Mom, looks similar
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>>680158948
never caught her, but I found her dildo
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>>680158948
>me 16
>was supposed to be at a basketball practice but got bumped due to a schedule issue for the court
> ride home from friend's dad
> my dad is away on a trip
> walk into the back door, slide screen
> hear whimpering and fucking noises
> can see my mom through the kitchen and in the living room with her iPad
> tits are out and no pants, totally rubbing herself, like hard
> she can't see me as I'm in the dark on the other side of house, kitchen between us
> wonder what to do. just stand there frozen
> watch her for a few minutes and she starts really going at it, fingers in pussy and all, pulling her nips
> shes watching some porn
> im rubbing my cock through my pants, surreal hot seeing this
> she explodes and is fucking bucking hard from cumming.
> I sneak back outside. sit on back patio for about 10 min
> Go back through front door
> Shes in the kitchen cleaning up
> totally normal
> later look at her history on her Safari
> was watching some pool guy fuck a MILF
> holy shit
> go to room and jerk hard. hit self in face with cum
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>>680159855
go on
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>>680158948
What did you do when you caught her? What did she do?
I had a dream I caught my mom masturbating, we had hot sex. I really wanna tell her about my dreams ive had for her
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Dress up like the pool guy

(even better if you have a pool)

Post wins
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>>680159973
that's all that happened but ive now masturbated 5 times thinking about it
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>>680160118
This, drop hints that you want to become a pool guy
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>>680160527
Post pic of mom
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Dude jerk off with your door open and try to let her catch you. If she confronts you then tell her you saw her touching herself and you cant get over it. Then see what happens
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I couldn't imagine fucking my mom. That would be weird to me.. not a turn on. I do kinda like the greentexts about it though. I'd gladly fuck one of you guys' moms. You could watch if you want.
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>>680158948
OP post pic of mom plz
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pool is closed :^)
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>>680161348
I'd rather have you record me fucking my own mom, maybe your mom too
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>>680160892
Fuck I wanna do this, I have let out some soft "oh mom"s while fapping when I hear her go to the washroom
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>>680161665
I'd be game for mom swapping. Someone post some pics of their mom.
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>>680161523
my Mom
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>>680162145
Nice smile. Did it smell like pussy when you walked into the room?
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>>680159855

Should walked in on her and played it cool.
"lol it's okay mom, everyone does it"
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Did you take the chance and join her whilst she was already there waiting for you?
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If everything fails, use chloroform and duct tape...
I've heard there is a 100% success rate
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>>680162145
>>680162839
Also do you ever sniff her dirty panties? Any pics of her dirty panties?
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I busted my mom sexting with her boy friends on 3 different times. Finally told my dad. They divorced. My dad is with a really cool lady now.
Not a turn on unless you are mentally unstable.

Seek help anons.
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>>680164181
Panties op!
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OP pussy and tits pls.
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Hmm... OP is may fucking his mom right now...
Hoping for the Best!
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>>680165219
Mmm mum tastes yummy
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>>680158948
My mother has not aged well.
She was a god damned hottie at 30 but I was a child and didn't know about sex. At 50 she's just... Old, aged, fat.
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>>680158948
moms need to bust a nut too,. just be glad your mom like fucking or you would have never been born
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>>680161348
>>680161534
>>680163806
>>680164763
>>680165803

Adults or close enough.

The rest of this thread is loaded with 12 year old autists.
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My mom
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>>680165742
Dude with beard.
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>>680166213
Not bad. Would bang.
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>>680166213
WTF

BUY ME NEW EYES ASSHOLES
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>>680166465
Well you're an observent one.
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I've jerked to these pics and her getting fucked before I left home but I can't imagine fucking her
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>>680166213
Proof of 12 year old anons. This slut is barely in he 30s.
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>>680166768
She's 41, these pics are 4 years old max
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>>680165742
Nice. Get closeup pic of dirty panty gusset plz. I want to see her discharge
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>>680166213
>>680166732
moar pics of your mom pleaz
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>>680158948

>be me
>adolecent
>always snooping
>find mom's 'muscle massager'
>holy shit this feels good
>do it again
>do it again
>bust a huge nut for the first time
>WTF !!!!
>don't do it again

kek
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>>680167419
Literally the exact goddamn thing happened to me and I cringe so hard about it every time
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>>680165800
checked
moar of her please
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>mfw I licked mom's pussy while she slept
>mfw that pussy tasted amazing
>mfw she moaned
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>tfw the thought of anything sexual with my mum makes my dick shrivel deep inside

I don't know what's wrong with you, faggots.
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>>680168648
Kek I like moms but not my own. I still enjoy these threads
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>>680168401
Mosr then why checked?
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my mom
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>>680161534
Kek
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>>680168891

moar nudes plz
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>>680168891
bump
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My mom
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>wanting to fuck your own mom

Faggots
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>>680168782
Are you retarded?
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>>680169485
No,where I'm from checked is a form of disrespect example, check it look,at that ugly bitch
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>>680168891
what does that window say?
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>>680170207
lurk more newfag
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>>680166213
how'd you get access to those pics
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>>680170207
he checked his dubs

>fucking foreign speakers man, learn English or go on some foreign chan
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>>680158948
Your dad is a beta. A satisfied women never has to masturbate.
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>>680170507
its some shit from Greek mytholgy
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>>680170614
>>680170951
Want moar yes , no I'm American
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>>680170207
b8
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>>680171369
yes i checked the dubs
yes i want moar pics of the bitch posted in >>680165800
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>>680171178

you keep telling yourself that
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>>680171537
Not bait ass hole .
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>>680171806
then post more pics fucker
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>>680158948
>>680162145
>>680166213
>>680168891
I'd fuck them

>>680165800
Gimme a couple of pints and I'd fuck your mum too.
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>>680166213
Need moar of her.
She is smoking hot.
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>>680171923
thanks /b/ro
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>>680171931
Just a couple lol? She never wears makeup unless she goes out with old man
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My mom is 32, I'm 19. She's obviously been slutting around since middle school, so she must be easy. She's really hot and I think I have a chance anons.
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>>680172196
I've found her attitude interesting... miniskirt and high heels... I'm assuming that she can compensate her look with some positive talents in bed. No joke.
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>>680171888
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>>680172483
Pics now
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>>680172527
Never know of old man to complain
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>>680167572

Ah-ha! we bear a lifetime of shame lulz
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>>680172655
Now that just sounds like a bad idea
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>>680173339

just blur out her face or something, nobody cares

except tits. post that
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>>680173339
no, it sounds like the best idea
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Me be 18
Mom be 33
Me come home from school early
School closed cause the heat broke
I walk into kitchen, hear a moan
Wtf. I go to investigate
Walk into hallway, hear moan louder
Here what sounds like fappin
See mom door open
Oh shiiii
Not sure what to do
Decide to seek a peak
Start to crawl to stay out of sight
See mom fingering like crazy
2 fingers in, rubbing her nipples with other
Try to get closer.
Bump into table in hall. She stops
Fuuuu. I'm caught. I freeze
She doesn't move for what feels like 10 minutes which is probably 10 seconds
She goes at it again. I can't really see much from angle
Try to get closer
Think maybe I can take a pic.
Start taking pics with phone from higher up.
She didn't notice.
She let's out a big moan, body tenses as she cums
Guy got to get out, crawl
Get to kitchen, wait for a minute then open door loudly.
Play cool, make a snack. Mom walks in sweaty in long T-shirt
Oh hi anon, your early.
Class cancelled early today.
What are you up to day
Oh I was just doing Zoomba
You should try it someday anon
It really gives you a workout.
I say I dunno Zomba seems girly,
I go to room with snack


Continue?
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>>680174081
your mom was 15 when she bear you?
was she a rape victim or are you guys britains?
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>>680174081
Continue MOFO!
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>>680174081
Continue fag
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>>680174081
>seek a peak
isn't it "sneak a peak"?

>continue?
stop asking stupid questions, and type faster, faggot
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>>680158948
Who is this?
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>>680166732
>but I can't imagine fucking her
probably because you'd catch something. I feel like I need to shower as it is and I'm just looking at pictures. Your momma is truly a skank
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>>680158948
>Caught mom rubbing on the toilet
>She sees me and stops
>Says "whoops" and laughs
>pic related
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anyone got sauce on the picture what op posted?
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>>680174461
She just a whore I guess. Never asked why so young. Just know I don't know my dad.

In room eating
Mom come up
Anon, WTF is this!
She has my phone
Shiii
I left phone on counter still in camera app
Uhhh
WTF anon!
Uhhh
You were spying on me!?
How would you like it if I took pics when you where jerking off
Wise adss me said
Oh that be hot, smirking a bit
Oh really, OK
Take your pants off and jerk off now
Ugh but I already did(I didn't yet)
I dontcare if you finish, jerk so I can take pics and see how you feel
I'm rock hard right now,
Shii
Umm later?
No now
Ugh
I slide my pants off revealing my diamond hard boner
WTF anon, this turns you on!
Ugh yea?
You are sick!
So leave!
No you watched me now I watch you
I start to jerk
She starts to take pics with her phone
You gonna delete them?
I dunno where you going to delete yours?
um yea
OK anon BS
Jerk harder
I start to gap faster.
I can't hold it back.
My load shoots harder then it ever had.
1 2 3 hard pumps , 4 5 6 7 small squirts.
I look up, oh shiiii. 1st 2 or 3 shots hit by mom
She was laughing wow anon, that was pretty far
Sure you came today
I was beet red
Cum was dripping down her chin, onto her shirt.
It looked like som e went I. Her mouth, I didn't dare to ask
I'm sorry mom
It's OK anon. It caught me off guard she laughed She walk out and left me to clean up
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>>680176449
No more? OK I'll stop posting
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>>680176449

moar plz
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>>680176449
do you honestly believe anyone is gonna believe or enjoy that story ? idiot
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My mom takes sleeping pills and can't be woken up for hours. I've slapped her around, talked shit to her and even jerked my dick in front of her. Im thinking of busting on her face one of these days. I'd fuck her, but I think she might have some sort of std because I overheard her talking to someone as a kid and mentioning herpes or something and that she had it under control so I really don't want that.
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>>680174953
>>680176138
would also like to know
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My mom's ex-boyfriend had a really weird fetish and used to abuse the shit out of me with it when i was 15/16

>Mom was in her mid thirties
>Starts fucking her nigger personal trainer
>All normal until he moves in with us
>Has some kind of power fetish
>Bangs her really loudly with the door open
>Slaps her fat ass in front of me and continually made sexual comments about her
>Would sit me down and make me watch videos he'd recorded of him fucking her in all kinds of degrading positions, rough spanking, ass to mouth, throat fucking, fucking her in public toilets
>Would whoop my as constantly, pulled down my pants and smacking my ass telling me what a whore my mom is
>One night after fucking her loudly comes in and forces me to suck his cock while degrading me and making lick my mom's pussy juice off it

>My face when he gave me some kind of PTSD, mfw stil get horny thinking about it
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>>680177320
did you ever heard about condoms?
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>>680177387
This kid is a physco
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>>680177661
I would have murder that man.
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>>680177936
suuuure
like you would have been able to murder a prob 15-25 years older buffed black personal trainer.

fuckn beta fag
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>>680177713
>>>680177320
>did you ever heard about condoms?
Did you ever heard that condoms don't stop herpes?
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>>680178671
Its called a gun nigga, look it up
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>>680178766
Also, check em
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>>680159855
post pic of your mom
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>>680177661
>>680177661

bool story cro
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>>680178766
well then enjoy your ruined life in juvy getting raped and not being able to get a job afterwards

dumbass
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>>680177936
>>680177936

of course you would have, sweetie.
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My mom. Always dealt with friends wanting to bang her when I was in my teens. And yeah she dyes her hair; its gone totally white at this point.
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>>680176449
this is more offensive than anything that has ever been posted on tumblr
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>>680158948

How embarrassing - 45 and still sleeping on a futon.
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>>680169124
your mom has a huge penis
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>>680179408
>>680179408

your mom is Stevie Nicks. hot

would bang/10
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>>680162145

she's somewhat in her late fifties.
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>>680179578
nah that's not her futon it's mine.

she visits me everyday in my basement to get fucked.
just like YOUR mum
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>>680173339
blue her face and background, we only want to see her body
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>>680166732
she's got pretty eyes
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>>680159855
>You should have jumped out of the shadows and jizzed her in the face and scream: "ITS just prank braeARGHHHHh!!!"

-Make a pic of her face in this moment
-post it everywhere
-destroyed her psych
-she get mad
-doc will give her special medication
-she will get like mentally retarded
-fuck her
-cum buckets
-she is cured from her curse
-nobelprize!
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>>680179891
blur*
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>>680166190
But mah Freud!
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>>680179891
>>680180691
I'm afraid I already blue myself
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>>680166732
>cant imgagine to fuck her

Your mind is just fucking small. Just fuck her with all pleasure!
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I wonder if any of this has any truth at all..... If so. Kinda neato
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>>680176449
You fucking reverse pedo!
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>>680177661
Are you male or female? Also this story is strange
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>>680176449
Maybe you are adopted...maybe everybody is adopted?

We could legally fuck our moms, or just fuck our moms!!!
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>>680180691
Too late, I already blue'd it. Here's an iCloud win. I have no idea who she's taking these for.
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>>680181864
Nice
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> momma fok pusi
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>>680181864
Any where she is dressed normal?
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>>680181864
ok moar?
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>>680177936
I did.
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>>680175579
O_O

Ur mom is soo fucking hot. Is she single ?
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>>680158948
Not masturbation but good enough

> be me
> be 14
> just finished school
> being driven home by my dad to get my shit
> get home
> open the front door
> knock loud as fuck on the second door
> dog starts barking
> knock again
> didnt want to get my keys out
> o well
> get inside and shout to ask if anyone is in
> ...
> no answer
> go upstairs to get my stuff
> check in mums room not sure why
> see mum fucking stepdad with really loud music
> missionary if u need to know
> wtf.jpg
> instantly turn around and walk away
> sitting in my room for about 10 mins thinking about what just happened
> they finish
> mum leaves her room and goes to the bathroom
> she then enters my room and asks me if i went into her room
> "uhh no"
> "oh alright then"
> she leaves
> at this point i wanted to know what wouldve happened if i said yes
> get my stuff
> leave house
> explain to my dad what happened
> he starts rambling about how skanky she is like usual
> i am forever blessed with this story
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Not OC. Cont?
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>>680169124
Your mom's hot
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>>680184008
waiting.
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>>680184008
Do you really need to ask? Do it
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>>680179278
Are you stupid, of course it's worth it

Some fucking nigger made him suck his cock
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>>680184470
>>680184493
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>>680184008
>>680184575

Fake. iMessage doesn't use that font.

Also shitty text spacing.
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>>680184812
It's not OC, but it's probably about as factual as most of the greentext stories ITT.
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>>680184995
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>>680184995
I don't know a single 18 year old who talks like that but continue
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>>680184008
WOAH THIS SEEMS REALLY LEGIT

You utter fucking faggot
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>>680185353
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>>680158948
not masturbation but ok here we go

>be me
>be around 8 years old or so
>just my mom and me, we live in a small house and one bedroom
>single bedroom but 2 small beds, her bed is a bit bigger
>my mom has a boyfriend, older than her but not by much, she must be around 39 or so
>be sleeping one night
>wake up in the middle of the night,
>turn around to my mommy's bed
>see her in doggy style with the guy ramming her from behind
>I had just woken up but his words still dwell in my mind
>"With this my darling, you will get sick"
>let out a muffled "mom?"
>sort of brush my eyes and my mom is now in my bed
>she says, what happened?
>I ask if she is ok, if she is hurt? I just saw her boyfriend on her bed
>she says "no he is not allowed to sleep on my bed, he sleeps in the living room, come see
>she drags me out and the guy is shirtless on a small couch in the living room
>ok.tinypic
>see? - she says - now go back to sleep
>nightmares ensue ..

I got another one if anybody wants to hear
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>>680182349
Not that I wouldn't be pulling from Facebook. Here's as close to fully clothed as I can find. Shit quality though

>>680182622
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>>680185572
I'm gonna find you and throat fuck you you cunt
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>>680168758
Same I'm pretty sure it's the stories that does it for me. Like the time and effort put into the descriptions
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>>680185723
Sounds good sugar
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>>680185788
>sex
>dick surrounded by saliva
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>>680185688
Nice! continue!
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>>680185788
There are about 16 easier ways to fake this. I'm still jacking off, but know that I'm very aware that you're lying.
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>>680185572
>>680185788
Man I have female friends, cousins and have had my share of girlfriends. They don't talk like that...or maybe they were bitches good on you anon
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>>680185945
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>>680186174
>someone is curious
>maybe i can help

cumfirmed fake
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>>680186174
Ok, now I know you're full of shit
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>>680186285
>Next level autism
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>>680186174
as fake as my commitment to my marriage
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>>680186285
Are you fucking retarded?
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>>680186331
aren't we all?
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>>680186386
>>680186409
>>680186423
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>>680181864
Dude, let me fuck your mom. I can do it. Give me a chance. I'll be a good step Dad. I'll buy you vidya and shit. We'll smoke a few bowls together. Chat about how we met on 4chan so I could bang your mom. It'll be great.
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>>680186550
Kys
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>>680185612
Yes, go on
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>>680186550
Holy shit hurry the fuck up
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>>680165742
unkept face and neckbeard, who would have guessed it
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What happened to the Anon who sent his mum dick and got tits back?
Like a year ago I think?
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>>680186659
>>680186745
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>>680186745
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>>680186829
>>680186934
Kill yourself
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>>680186829
Could you make it less obvious that it's fake?
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>>680186815
Was fake, was just some older chick he was thumping.
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>>680163143
>almost every cheesy incest erotica
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>>680185891
>>680186627
She takes new pics like every week. I think she has an Internet boyfriend or something. As far as i know she's single tho
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ultimate mommy here. would rip that necklace off and show it in her ass
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>>680187025
>I'll explain later

kek
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>>680168758
The dude I know who wants to fuck his mom is totally socially inept, never had a girlfriend and are in the closet. I have fucked his mom though, that's why my gf calls me motherfucker.
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>>680158948
Was she using a sex toy? Cause according to a faggot anon, that makes her a slut.
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>>680171178
>brainwashed youth detected

Kek, everyone masterbates. If you find a woman that doesnt, she is lying or you are in trouble
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>>680171178
did you leave your fedora at home, stop white knighting.
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>>680187168
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>>680187087
Fucking christ. I hope she doesn't have a fucking nasty face. That would just ruin everything.
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>>680187309
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>>680187309
Keep it comin boyo
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>>680187019
>>680187168
>>680187309
Killyourself.jpg
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>>680187369
>>680187371
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>>680187369
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>>680185612
well now i need to share with you that i am a mexican :o

anyway

>be me, hitting around 10 years old or so
>mom has this car, a white car
dont ask me about cars I dont know shit about them
>she has this young mechanic guy who is really nice, must be half my mom's age tho
>one night he invites us out for tacos and a movie at his place
>we go get them good tacos and take them to his house
>we are watching the movie, some animated shit for me i guess
>i eventually fall asleep in the couch
>wake up to the sounds of my mom moaning
>at first i am confused because I have never woken up in this place before
>take that plus I can hear mom nearly screaming around the corner
>call out her name while remaining in the couch
>she comes out with the shirt of the guy
>she says "what is it anon?"
>are you ok? where are we?
> we are at other anon's place, what is it?
>I dont know i was confused, are you ok?
>yes i am little anon, are you hungry? finish the rest of the tacos and go back to sleep
>I do that
>wake up the next morning in my house

that was the last time i was so close to my mom having sex

eventually (couple of years back) i just heard her behind her door but i didn't care to knock or call her, i knew what was going on

the mechanic guy later stopped showing up

i guess my mom was in her late years and was horny as fuck and just kept banging dudes without caring if i was around or not
she also used to hit me a lot and drink a bunch of tequila
not to mention she went to work with some of those slutty panties

i love her tho

one time i was confused and she was passed out drunk
I try to kiss her and i kind of got my 11 year old hard dick near her

she just let out a
>I am your mom anon, nothing more
with a nasty alcoholic breath

i went to my room running
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>>680187513
keep it up
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>>680187365
Fucking champion
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>>680187554
>>680187369
oops
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>>680187513
I give up. Just get to the good shit
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>>680187577
>>680187601
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>>680171178
Untrue. I satisfy my wife and she satisfies me. We both masturbate. It's how you deal with fantasies.
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All these moms are the same age as me
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>>680187708
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>>680187168
Chopped pic haha
Good luck jamie
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>>680187735
You better let /b/ know when you destroy your little sister's pussy
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>>680187616
>>680187735
>>680187829
Please end your life immediately.
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>>680187829
How many more ya got?
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>>680187708
I can post full pics if needed
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>>680158948
Did you stick your ween in her vag?
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>>680187829
Wish you the best of luck.

When you DO fuck her brains out, make sure you go for gold and get her addicted.
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>>680187972
>>680187887
>>680187911
>>680187950
Last one
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>>680188011
Or you can stop being a faggot and post the imgur you got this from you fucking shithead. Suicide now.
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>>680188130
could you post like an imgur album with the pics only? tyty
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>>680179278
"battered child syndrome"
could have easily been defended in court and walked, if they even bothered to charge him. at least in the US.
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>>680188130
battery remained the same during the entire thing

confirmed for fake
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>>680187829
>>680188011
>>680188130
I was thinking webms but whatever you got
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>>680188178
>>680188290

Cranky little faglords aren't ya? Here's the link.

http://imgur.com/a/BVjx4
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>>680187328
Nah she's cute through and through. Here's as much as I'll show of it.
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>>680188299
I think everyone knew it was fake. But points for good observation
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>>680188299
no shit
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>>680166732
You mom is a fucking raccoon.
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>>680188350
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>>680166213
Ew. Nah she about 36-37. If she had a kid at 16-18 then anon would be 18-21
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>>680188350
>>680188483
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>>680188631
omg how disgusting are those shoes!!!
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>>680158948
Like we give a fuck, edgy hipster cunt
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>>680188483
Maybe don't post fake shit?
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>>680188734
Didn't even notice them.
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>>680166732
she mad?
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>>680188492

Please post all you have of her. I want to see more with her full nude from the front. I love her lips, tits and pussy. She has nice skin too.

Have you ever seen her naked in person before, what is the most intimate you two have ever been?
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>>680169124
Wtf IS that?!
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>>680188483
Kys
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>>680188766
>Internet is 100% true all the time

Wake up anon.
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>>680188631
>>680188723
Nice
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>>680159821
Did you luck it?
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>>680180599
top kek
my sides hurt
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Love it
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>>680188886
his/her mom
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>>680177661
are you fag or no
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>>680189099
>luck.
>wasted dubs.
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>>680187087
>>>680158948
I wanna do your mom....
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http://wolfgangnackt175.tumblr.com
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>>680162145
That's Catherine fucking zeta Jones
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>>680188877
Not too many full frontals, there's thousands on the iCloud through and half is random bullshit.

We've never been intimate, though sometimes she cuddles me when we watch t.v. I've seen her naked plenty of times, and caught her schlicking once. I've also found an alarming number of sex toys in her room.
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>>680189099
let's just say it got pretty lucky
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>>680167403
More?
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>>680187735
Thats the most beaten virgin pussy Ive ever ever ever seen.
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>>680190088
Thats way too young to be anyones Mom here even if you are underage [email protected] Shes like 35 tops
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>>680190088

Please don't blur out her lips and keep posting more of her.

How have you seen her naked, and has she seen you naked recently?

What happened when you caught her playing with herself?
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>>680190505
She's 32 dude
>>680172483
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>>680168891

DAAAAMMMMMNNNNNNN
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>>680159855
I mean since its your mom i can fill her up
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>>680177661
Abused by a nigger. You're a fucking disgrace.
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>>680176449
>this never happened
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>>680188886

Its a penis injected with silicon.

Not exaclty silicone, some similar substance that crazy people with body dismorphia inject into their muscles/dicks.

This dude's dick is fucked (no pun intended). Maybe it'll survive in its current inflated, deformed state, or mabye it will get gangrene and have to get amputated.
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>>680190967
Do you sniff her panties ?
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>>680176925
I don't believe it but I enjoyed it.
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There is so much cringe in this thread.
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>>680165803
I'll Fuck her anyway.
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>>680187168
Sister seems retarded. 'Down there', no idea of titfuck. You're banging a mongo
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>>680167419
Muscle massager? Was it a dildo or what? And what exactly did you "do" with it
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>>680188130
FUCK OFF! You could clearly see that this was a fake from the very beginning. iPhone usually doesn't last with 85 % battery after 45 minutes...
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>>680192812

That's a sexy one, keep them coming. I'd love to tag team her with you.

What makes you think you might have a chance at fucking her?
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>>680192812
Do you ever touch her ?
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>>680191423
Shamefully yes
>>680193359
She's very flirty with me some nights, and the age gap is really short compared to most Milfs. I really think if she was drunk and horny she might give in.

Here's bush if you're into it, she's usually shaved though.
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>>680194143
>>680192812
>>680190088
>>680188492

Anyone reverse image? I'm on mobile with an ass connection and can barely load the page let alone Tineye.
Or does the blue face make it impossible?
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>>680159821
Maybe it was your dad's
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>>680194564
maybe they share it
I used to share a dildo with my ex
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>>680194143

Yes, I love bush, got any more? Also, I love her lips, she is so pretty.

How is she flirty with you, be specific?
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>>680192812
More like this?
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>>680194444
the blue face ruins the reverse search, probably fake
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Wut.jpg
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>>680188130
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>>680174081
Go On...
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ITT:

Cucks who jack off to their mothers and feel it's acceptable. Oh for Fuck sakes, just rape her.
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post sister pics please
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>>680189947
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>>680195008
>>680195051
Looking for bush now. This I assume was Valentine's Day or something.

She just talks about sex a lot with me, sometimes she makes cheesy sex puns and sex jokes too, usually about herself with a grin and a wink. Sometimes she gets undressed in plain site too, not fully nude, but if she's wearing a sweatshirt she'll just pull it off in front of me which always shows off her bra and belly.
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>>680188130
Post all the pics please
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>>680159855
>me 16
>ipad

Underage b&
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>>680195901
I knew this meme was coming :D Now make it famous
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>>680197254
first gen ipad was released in 2010, so without knowing what generation it was it could go either way.
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>>680166213
Uhh... Do you mean your dad?
>mfw multiple anons are getting hard ons but yo momma looks like a man
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got these of my mom, anyone interested?
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>>680195008
Here's her smile. Can't find bush tho
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>>680197653
True, I just remembered that
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>>680197912
yassss
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>>680198000
Fuck me that's not the censored one. Sheeiit
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>>680198179
kek
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>>680198000
Cathy?
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too dark but if someone could brighten it up thatd be amazing
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>>680198697
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>>680186379
It's quite obviously fake nigger, no one ever talks like that on Imessenger
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>>680198697
Needs noise reduction. Best I could do tho
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>>680176449
The minds of /b/
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>>680180599
>You should have jumped out of the shadows and jizzed her in the face and scream: "ITS just prank braeARGHHHHh!!!"


HOOOOOOLY SHIT NIGGA
FUCK YOU
My high roommate just stormed into the room seeing me laughing like a mad man with my diamonds hard dick
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>>680199042
thanks bro
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>>680168492
>tfw now i have to fap again
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>>680196844
hrrrngggg holy fuck

don't stop posting please
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>>680198732
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