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Ok /b/ros you know the drill. The apocalypse is here: zombies, jihadi's and non-cis transpeople activists are roaming the streets.

Claim your weapon.
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>>680153222
Dubs?
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>>680153288
Check em
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>>680153288
nice bro
also roll
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>>680153222
>>680153288

checked
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>>680153222
reporting in
also checked
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Welp lets see what I get ....
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>>680153222
Roll :D
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yeaaaah
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>>680153536
Bruce Lee can help you with those
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actually I don't know the drill cuz I'm a newfag, how do I know which weapon do I get?
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Claimed
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Help
R superman
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>>680153649
obvious bait is obvious
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>>680153222
>mfw dubs reward is better than trips
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>>680153222
Claiming
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>>680153222
rollin
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>>680153712
this aint battlefield 3 bro
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wew lad
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THIS IS SPARTAAAAA !!!1!
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Rolling 4rick
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>>680153714

e5jo b fr7ingo
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rolleruggi
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>>680153222
Rollo
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Okay, let's see it.
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i want the dildo
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Rollin'
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lego pls
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>>680153703
no m8, I am serious, idk
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spomge
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rull
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1
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Reroll
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>>680153762
M1 Abrams
Uranium depleted armor
40km/h cruise speed
60ton, enough weight to run over a horde
50cal mg
30cal mg
120mm gun with apds heatfa and hesh shells
Lots of ammo
Can be operated by lamens
Won't crash if you fuck up
Can sleep in it
F35 lightning 2
Can't even get weapon systems right
Vertical takeoff needs a whole crew to perform
Tons of maintenance
Incredibly high fuel consumption
Requires a space to land
Can't even get in one without a fucking ladder
Ammo runs out quick
Requires trained pilot
1 man crew
Requires ground communication
Requires constant focus on controlling the aircraft

>mfw you're the battlefield 3 fag
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>>680153222
rollin. Also checked
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Rolling papers please
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rolololololollll
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420get
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roll

DESU
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gogo gadget iron man
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Rollerino
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give dildo
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Quads get.
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>>680153222
Gogo gadjet
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>>680154490
Welp time to kill some feet.
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>>680154444
nice suit bro
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>>680153222

rawl
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>>680154528
>Spray Kay

Bretty ok
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Fuck! Rolling
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Heil Hitler
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rolling for 8
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Beer solves everything
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>>680153222
roll4lolz
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Honestly dubs and trips are terrible because I have no clue how to operate those
Also, roll
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Roling for secondary
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Cina at al
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Rolland again. Sheeeit
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æø
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Rollin'
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>>680153222
quads get
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Rololol...
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gimme dat iron stuff m7
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Rolllllllin
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>>680154664
Will load it with gasoline and mount a lighter to the front
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Roling
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>>680153222
niggers>>680153288
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>>680154348
You know this isn't real life right ?
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>>680153222
42069 get
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>>680154666
You get a satan. Nice.
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I wanted fucking dildo and what I got is a fucking jet?! Fucking roulette
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>>680154695
a bottle
well that's something i guess
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>>680153222
rollin 0
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rollerino
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Rolln
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k
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rolling for iron man
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>>680153222
flacko
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>>680153222
Re roll
And after seeing my get is shit. I am going to kill myself
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>No katana on b/?
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>>680153222
CHECKED.EXE

ROLLING
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I have the power of god.
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>>680153222
rolling for 420
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Could I have a good weapon pls? Thanks in advance

Pic: not a really good weapon but quite effective sometimes.
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rolleringo
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Rolling for deadly chopsticks
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>>680154888
Give me that harrier doe
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I have rollio
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come at me
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I hope I get the lego or the microphone.
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>>680153222
dubs plz
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QUINTS GETTO
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Rolleriroriro
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>>680153222
420 or 69
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>>680155435
Beer
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trying again for quints
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Rollö
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>>680153222
roll for dildo
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>>680155551
Almost
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Roli
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>>680155612
I know :(
Reroll
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pls dildo
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>>680155677
Fagutor
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ROLOLOL
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Anything worthwhile?
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>>680155714
REROLLLLML
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>>680154444
checkedddd
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>>680155744
NO go home
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Why the fuck not
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quads
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time to oil up
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ayy lmao
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Rell
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Ril
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Rolling to hunt the Liberal Scum
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>>680153222
I just want that beer
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>>680153222
Getting
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quads
sen-pie?
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rollo
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Freibier!
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Rolling for a hitachi
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k
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yooo
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rollllllllllllll
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>>680155677
ask dildo
get tank

...i asked a good weapon, I had a dildo..

>680155063
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I could use 3 to my advantage
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rollerino
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Feeling greedy after dubs. Rolling for more
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I am iron man.
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>>680153222
roll
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Fagg
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rollerino
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>>680153222
rowling
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heil hitler
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No swords?! Also Rolling
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Tank plz
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Inb4 4
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>>680156258
i mean CYKA BLYET
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>dubs
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i'll take the pint please
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blaze it
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fuck all niggers
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Rollo
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I got this
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QUADS
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Roll 4 74
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I have rollio
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Gudjx
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Rick roll
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>>680153222
Dildo?
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what do I do with this
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I'm rolling for quads
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Rollol
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Quads check em
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>>680153222
Rolling for 2 like that fag OP who got trips of 2
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>>680153222
>you know the drill
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7 get
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Quads
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ok
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>>680153222
dfwodwdawdawegwegdrgxcf fead awdse
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Roll-ex watch
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Rolly
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420 Please
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Roll1
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Rawl
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Rolling for zero
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>>680153222
Roll also trips checked
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>>680156714
Fuck
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420 pls
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>>680153222
cyka
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>>680153222
Meme get
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>>680153222
nice fighter jet OP
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>>680153222
420 role

>also check'd
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RRRRRRR!
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Let's go fuckers!
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rollerista
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>>680153222
Rollerino
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>>680153222
Lets do this
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>>680157133
Im ok wid dis
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Ok lets try it
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>>680153222
Rolling!
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Rip
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rolll
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rollz
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xgd
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>>680153222
Fuck it
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>>680153222
Lego pieces minefield FTW
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rollin
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Iron man suit
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Bleh
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>>680157280
yes
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>>680153222
roll
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>>680153222
Gimme dat vibr8or m8.
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Rolling for water gun. Would fill with acid .LSD. And have every last remaining human I meet dosed.
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rolling for the dildo
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Rowling
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DEUTSCHLAND
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>>680157485
least the bottle is roughly the same size
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Win
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0 get
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Rolling for 69
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flein
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I get the best.
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Rolls Royce
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69 get
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>>680153222
Roulé
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rollarooni
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>>680153222
Dhewp
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kk
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all i need is that sweet juicy pear
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Rolllll
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>>680153222
rollo
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>>680155744
>>680156178
What do my tank and gun use as ammo?
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>>680154348
I just saw that as "you get either a jet or a tank"

who care about the details?
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Got nothing better to do
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>>680153222
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69
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J.K. Rowling
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>>680153222
ROOOOOLLLLLL NIGGAAAAAA
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>>680153222
rollio
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Fuck it. I don't even want quads.
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Rollin for 69
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7
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>>680153222
roll
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rollll
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Rrollin
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>>680153222
gimmie 420, if i die i want to be high. stonerzombie ftw
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rololol
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the dub are true
>>680158733
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Roll baby!
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>>680153222
allahu rollbar
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>>680153222
Gimme the good stuff
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rolio
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akwin get
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Lets roll
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>>680153222
rawll
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>>680153222
C'mon vibrator
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Rollin.
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6+ please
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Raul
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>>680153222
lets see
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!roll
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Gettin dubs. Czech 'em
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Roll my nilla
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Rolling for lego
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Nigger
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>>680153222
Rolling high !!!!!$
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HELLO I GET DUB
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>>680153222
Roll
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>>680159160

NO YOU GET SUPERIOR LEGO
FOR COMMUNISTIC BARRIER TO CAPITALISM
LIKE IN DDR
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>>680153222
pow
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>>680159098
Off by one.
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>>680153222
roll
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>>680153222
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>>680153222
inb4 dildo
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getoo
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>>680159150
A fighter that shoots dildos! AWESOME!!!!!!
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>>680153649
The last number (s) of your post.
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