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Waifu claiming thread. >EUPHORIC Edition!

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Waifu claiming thread.
>EUPHORIC Edition!

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>get a bag of doritos
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>tip your fedora
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

Homura claimed
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first claim akiko
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Give me back my memes.
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I was surprised to see the shitpost king recently.

But it would take a while to think of a favorite one.
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Hey, that's pretty well done

Get out you amputee flash
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Miho claimed

You not the only one who doesn't like Tuesdays. <3
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Oddly enough, I'm more available to post when I'm at work

Today we ask
What's the coolest shit you've ever seen?
Liquid nitrogen.
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>amputee flash
Who said im amputee?
This >>680151793
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>Usual claim
>Usual lurk
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I'm not sure how much you'd enjoy that...
My guess is too much, followed by regret.
Probably not just because of the oil stench that takes days to wash out.
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my real waifu
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Fun fact: Tuesdays is the third day of the week in Greece. Sunday is the first.

I hope you feel okay right now. <3
Welcome back everyone.


Its fair use. Copyrights won't cover you.

This is for you, Syndra.
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>mfw literally slapped it together in paint in under a minute

a live grenade detonate during night time right outside my house during the mohaya bombing, I saw that shit happen in slow motion
shit was cash and the colors were unbelievable
>mfw when I'm arab
>mfw I was almost a terrorist victim
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forgot this
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This ice cream place that uses liquid nitrogen that makes its ice cream.

Or you guys

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Just what I was about to gift to her!
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A little. Stomach ulcers are painful.

Hope your doing fine to <3
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on large scale probably the aurora Borealis
We almost never see it this far south
Solar eclipse was also tight shit

On a small scale, the birth of a moth. I sat next to the chrysalis for an hour watching that fucker ascend

where's your claw?
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Are you not halal enough? Why would they bomb you?
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>My guess is too much
No words can describe how much I would enjoy. You know what the smell of oil reminds me? Tuna.
>followed by regret.
I behaved myself yesterday didn't I?
>Probably not just because of the oil stench that takes days to wash out.
Plot twist, I don't want to wash it.
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will this be a good compensation?
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that's so cute, hats!
I want some fruits/vegetals as a gift from your garden
I hope you get better miho
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Whoever posted this, you're my nigga. Burial is my favourite artist EVER,
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me watching syndra lurking

seems good to me

also suck it claw fag
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>worst album on the /mu/ essentials chart

I'm just waiting until my extra lessons begin.

We speak of this in hushed tones however, since if you're an employed teacher in a public school, it's technically illegal for you to do extra lessons outside of the school curriculum.

I'm fine generally though. Glad you are as well. <3
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>worst album on the /mu/ essentials chart
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Man, this was so fucking dumb to finish.
>Tfw this is the only way to unlock extra colors for your character
>Just fucking kill me
I hate music.
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sneak da best
>extra lessons
A little coughing and spanking?
I have no idea on that.

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>worse than Kanye
>worse than AnCo
It's still kind of decent I guess.
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>mfw when I'm arab
>mfw I was almost a terrorist victim
It's a bit funny in some sense. (a very bad sense)
If Westerners die all hell breaks lose but this muslim on muslim action.. it has become sort of normal.
You really have to figure that stuff out.
The Christian churches aren't on the best terms either, but we've generally stopped killing each other a couple hundred years ago.

This shit just ain't right.

.... be my guest then.. but Kagami smells the same way now...
>maybe I shouldn't say this...?

That's very nice, Chen. I would love that.
At least those are gifts I can be proud of.
I'm not a fan of gifting store bought things..
>although a bike would be nice, too...
>honk honk

poster is the first reply

I actually know this band from my ex

I can't stay without listening to music
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>mfw teacher in my course game history is showing gameplay footage of NES Micheal Jackson's Moonwalker
What the fuck am I learning?


Welcome bek top snek
>videogames are all about having fun

Sneaky snek
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Who the fuck plays video games to have fun these days, right?
>Let me just re-play Demon Souls again
On the plus side, the colors I unlocked look fucking cool as shit.
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What do you mean ?
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Take out the religion names and you just have angry people killing other people because they disagree with them
That's wrong on so many levels
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kek it's cause they're devout muslims. life in saudi arabia is generally split into small villages, big cities and compounds. the compounds are basically like private living areas so women wouldn't wear burka and would wear bikinis to the pool. People would drink alcohol and my father and a few others were the only ones that would pray regularly. They were watching us from the top of the mountain overlooking the compound and attacked us cause we're "heathens"
I was literally seconds from dying throughout the entire thing. They had guns and tossed grenades in front of a lot of houses as well as a car bomb. Mom got a shard of glass through her knee and dad was in front of a window when it exploded inward.
according to the wiki there were 36 children injured
>mfw I got out without a scratch
I can greentext the exciting parts
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I haven't seen the anime, is that a sleeve or a prosthetic?
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Guess its up to everyone personal taste, im always gonna be biased in this with Burial being my favourite artist.

I hope the stench goes into her panties too.
>no worries, only a certain ship still triggers me

My nigga. This isn't really Burial style but its pretty cool bass music too.
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You already know.
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>mfw when I finally understand why she's called the claw
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>They were watching us from the top of the mountain overlooking the compound
pervy muslims

yea mang greentext us some childhood trauma
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Well i guess you will need to find it out on your own
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>Relax, its just a game
>You think this is just a game!?
Still one of my favourite memes. And gratz on the new colors.
I'm interested
Sleeve. Pretty much.
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>I can greentext the exciting parts
The idea is making me kinda nervous, but feel free to do so.

>only a certain ship still triggers me
I'm sure it does so pretty well...
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Fuck off Mai.
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>inb Fuck off Mai
Thanks for spoiling it, faggot
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>Participates in local tourneys
>It's just a game man, ;D
Yes, I really did this. Faggot winky face and all.
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Meh, you can stay.
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He doesnt know what hes talking about
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If I were to unlock it in Kancolle I would let it sink on purpose.
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Hello Mai. What did you do wrong again?
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>If I were to unlock it in Kancolle I would let it sink on purpose.
That's... a little shocking, I guess.
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From 1 to 10 how euphoric did you feel when you did that?
So how do these local tourneys work? When will you have the chance to participate again?

You are a bait.
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Well.... i was bait
Dindu nuffin
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I am one of 4 people in this role in the warehouse. Now, who can tell me why I'm the only one here?
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Dindu nuffin?
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That's not even the most shocking thing I will do for you.

Bait for once, bait for the whole life.
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I see Homura is getting the rope
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You're fucking triggering me, where is my pic?
Some needs to be roped.
>be me 6 years old
>sleeping on couch watching TV past my bedtime while mom is out at the gym and dad at a cards game
>hiding under covers to act asleep when mom comes back
>she slams the door open and runs upstairs to my room
>panic, don't make a sound and pretend I'm asleep
>mom comes back down and notices me, yells "They're shooting!" and immediately picks me up and runs away from the windows towards the kitchen
>hear a *tink* on the window
>lose hearing for a few seconds and see like a million colors
>get thrown in mom's arms into back window
>shard of glass pierces through her skin and lodges in her knee bone

the *tink* and the colors were apparently a grenade my mom told me
2 near death experiences, first was the grenade and the glass it threw into the couch and the other was avoided by me not being in my room which collapsed into the street from the second floor

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>How euphoric did you feel
douchefag/10, I kek'd at the hilarity that ensued
>How do these tourneys work? Will you participate again?
Well, first a meetup area is planned. Usually something generic, sometimes it'll be a community event hosted by some organization with money, at least down here that's how it goes. It's then decided if it will be a pot tourney(a cash prize awaits the victor), or it'll just be a community fight club of sorts to earn yourself some notoriety among your state/ the FGC. They can be as small as 8 players, or as massive as 100+, it all depends on who's organizing it, and how much money is being put down in the pot. I've walked away with $200, $500, all the way up to $1500 just for beating ass in a vidya. I am hoping to compete again in September, there's a community fight club being organized for the 21st, and August is when Juri is released for SFV, so I'll only have a month to brush up with her, but I'm going for funsies, not for serious competition.
>Unless it becomes a pot tourney
>I was heavy into SSFIV from 2010-2015, Juri helped me win those matches every single time
>Waifu for laifu
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>america is always the baddie meme
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That means you really have to reconsider.
If you threaten actions that only hurt yourself.. well.

I'm sure it's the dindu...... right...??
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Aye say mane! say mane! say mane!
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how can u be so autist?
Holy shit dude. Continue if you can
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>Tsuzu feet

>August is when Juri is released for SFV
Thats bullshit... you could have so much time to practice if she was already playable. But I don't think we need to question your dedication, im sure you will get as much practice as you can in that month.
>all the way up to $1500 just for beating ass in a vidya
You make it sound simple... it must be incredibly frustrating to play vs skilled players with such stakes.
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But you said yourself subs are in no way necessary to a fleet...

I will be mooring you with this rope for now on.
>and there is nothing you can do about it
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>That's bullshit
Fucking tell me about it. I have over 13,000 online matches with Juri in SSFIV, and now I have to placehold douchefag Ken in the meantime to not only keep my skill sharp, but because he has similar inputs to Juri with his kick commands.
>Come August every day off I have from work will be spent doing 12-16 hour training sessions with Juri
>You make it sound simple
I've been doing this for 6 years now, my nerves are dead and I can play at a completely calm and calculated level, no matter how intense or stressful it may be for everyone else.
>The more frequently you compete, the more you lose that nervous feel
>Us pro players can smell the fear
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I'm going now.

Hey Chen listen to this. It's a pretty good album.
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I'm not a fleet...
and I could try to untie the rope, I guess.
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Get back in class Mugi
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yeah little busy I'll type when I'm done with shit was just making sure I'm not shitting up the thread

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okay. thanks
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If its somewhat similiar its not too bad, I just hope you don't get muscular memory for Ken moves and then instinctively try to do them with Juri.
>also you won't be looking at her legs for the meantime
>spent doing 12-16 hour training sessions
Aha good luck with that, but make sure to claim her here once in a while. Its very important for the sake of your waifu.
>Us pro players can smell the fear
kek, now I wonder if there are any mind games involved in those tourneys, like a pro trying to make his opponent a little unconfortable somehow.
Homura did nothing wrong
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>I'm not a fleet...
. . .
>and I could try to untie the rope, I guess.
Didn't I tell you I was on scouts for a few years and even went to an international level event? Your hands won't even budge.
I dont want to go and work....
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Claiming Holo, the best waifu!
Nah you good homie

>shinoa bro
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Yuu may or may not like this...
Looks fine to me
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Fuck man, how did you went through all that and turn out okay? Then again, I went through some shit when I was a kid and I turned out alright. Anyway how did you feel living under constant threat like that

dubs confirm superior pic

It's called satire
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the only one for me
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You may or may not get out of my dock again.
>stop pressing that button please, im not kidding here.
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Welcome back wolf
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What did i say?
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>Muscle memory with Ken
Biggest issue so far. Really, I have no idea how it's going to turn out. His inputs for special attacks are similar (QCB+Kick for Tatsumaki, same thing for his mid air Tatsu, his Critical art is QCFx2+Kick which is also just like Juri) but his actual combo links? Much different, with Juri I was able to punish whiffs and unsafe moves with good mixups and resets, but Ken is too much of a rushdown character who relies on getting one "meaty" combo off on you.
>I have all the images I need when I'm in need of Juri legs
>Best legs
>Make sure to claim her here once in awhile
Yeah, I'm really fucking bad at just lurking 24/7 even though I've been around the threads for awhile now
>I lurked even harder before I decided to man up and post here
>Mind games
Well, there's mindgames in the actual fight. For example, baiting an opponent to do a certain move or action and then punishing them for that action, that's mindgames.
>But as for actually trying to fuck with the person it depends
Some people are just douche-y and will talk shit to you in an attempt to shake you off.
>Others let their silence and gameplay do the talking(Me)
There's many things people will do to try and throw you off. As a seasoned veteran though, you become dead to the haze and insults, and you can tune everyone and everything out when it comes time to actually fight, because you've been doing it for so long.
>Most satisfying thing is when somebody acts big and talks shit on stream, only to get fucking bodied all 3 sets.
>Fuck this must be what cocaine feels like
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Sorry for my late return
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I'm staying home boy
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cringe dose.

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N-no? You help me better understand the amount of trust Yuu puts into me...
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Nigga get your ass to school
hearts in the text gave me next level autism
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dude satire lmao
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bless your dubs
That's some good cringe
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The fact the author clearly isn't 100% retarded only makes it worse.
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Nigga I'm going tomorrow I still get half days and tomorrow is a half day
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>claiming yume
Need to lurk harder or I won't get anything done... Laters.

>Others let their silence and gameplay do the talking(Me)
So you're like that cool character in a show that doesn't talk much, but when he does its something important/badass and during fights rapes everything.
>Most satisfying thing is when somebody acts big only to get bodied all 3 sets.
>must be what cocaine feels like

Should the next one be waifus with thugs edition?

>using emojis
This isn't twitter, faggot
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nice trips, m'boat


yeah, i know.
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No legs but how about booty?
Claiming Rin
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don't do it miho
kek I was too young to understand I think. if anything I'm mad that I survived to live this shit life but at least it fueled my writing material for the next six exams because I could end it with "and it's a true story"
after all that shit happened I helped my mom into the kitchen to hide. she couldn't bend her knee so we hid behind a door.
>hiding behind door for about 20 minutes, gunfire and explosions outside
>cracks on the broken glass are heard
>didn't say a word or make a sound
>waited for cracks to stop
>person leaves
>wait for a time
>more cracks
>person leaves again
>more cracks
>it's dad
>face is covered in cuts and bleeding all over the place, he's laughing to keep us calm
>continues hiding until friend comes into the house to check on us
so the friend basically told us the national guard are here and it's over. apparently he came before which was the cracks we heard but he said he only entered the house once. The second set of cracks were super slow and I'm very sure nobody that knew us would be moving that carefully.
I'll write some more about the aftermath in a bit
>sorry if I seem like a ball of sunshine
I want to hurt this person
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Hello everyone!
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i spent last night binge watching Magica Madoka.

i feel sad for all of them.
Butt my bills.

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booty is nice but only with the attached legs it becomes perfect!
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That means you're doing it right.
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JB claimed
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Good little kitty.
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How's everyone doing?
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fuck meant >>680159796
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I find it's best to be humble, or just not say anything. Those who act tough because they won a few sets always end up getting beat down and humiliated.
>Have fun participating again after that
Hello L E G S
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thats just porn stop it
>off by one
whats up juri?
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Finally fixing my code
>found a missing ,
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Booty so fine bb gurl

Really can't stop bunny anon
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Too lewd, TOO LEWD!
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long story short they started by shooting the security guard and killing him and his partner. They drove a car into the middle of the compound and blew it up which killed most of the people there then they spread out and started gunning people down and tossing grenades.
We went with our neighbour driving the car. He had a bullet lodged in his cheek that I'm surprised didn't kill him. Dad was bleeding too much to see where he was going so he couldn't drive.
We went to a hospital and there were so many injured that they were treating them in the garage since the ER rooms were full.
I survived without a single scratch and was forced to go to school the next day. That was the real horror.
Holy shit dudeband I'm guessing the cracks were gun shots?
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> was forced to go to school the next day
This might be the worst
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Nothing much, cleared survival on Hard mode in SFV, and I also updated my music playlist. Was thinking of maybe stopping by the ocean for a visit. How are you?
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no no I meant cracks as in the noises you make when you step on glass like crack crack. two people were inside the house but one of them I'm really sure was a terrorist because he ran out afterward
if you think about it I was destined to shitpost here this day.
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Yea its really binge-watchable, im planning to rewatch it soon, I wonder how some scenes will feel now that I know the whole story.
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Early bake.
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