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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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REKT
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>>680134608
This eddit of the original was the first one I ever saw, makes it look worse than it actually was.
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>>680135320 link to oringinal
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>>680135392
Search "Clumsy Cave Explorer Slips and Falls Into Cave" on liveleak.com

You can see the water in the original and see him splash in it.
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>>680135618
Thanks
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>>680134608
This is not rekt material you faggot op
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>>680135753
This is rekt you newfags are posting gore stuff in rekt threads. Gore threads are for that.
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>>680137001
Buckle up, kids.
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>>680134788
>play with your long hair looking right, lose peripheral vision, and die.
typical female
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>>680134608
fucking moron
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>>680137001
jesus christ
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>>680135753
yes it is shut your fucking mouth
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>>680138216
weeeeeeeee
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>>680137001
curious what made them speed in that piece of junk of a car
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>>680136743
Things like this always touch me cause according to my father, when his mother was pregnant with him she got a feeling in her stomach at a red light and told my father's father not to go as it turned green. As he questioned it a truck ran the red light, it would've smashed into them.
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Enjoy some nerve gas
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>>680134925
not a very good house boat
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>>680138751
I wait a few seconds everytime,
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>>680135155
I like how the guy waves to the train then just steps back to wait for the inevitable. Then leaves because he knows he's not getting on the train.
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>>680136893
human bug zapper
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>>680138216
Triple somersault with flip executed reasonably well.

Rating: 8.3
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>>680138894
why does the guy on the right start smoking after his arms are no longer touching the frame?
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>>680138894
Looks more like an electrical thing to me
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>>680135155
The filename tho
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>>680138894
its not nerve gas, they touched an electric cabel with high voltage
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>>680139372
Have you never seen what nerve gas does to a man? You're obviously a fucking idiot if you think THAT kind of damage was caused by something electrical.
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>>680135753
yes it is
you are the faggot
rekt is not gore
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>>680137001
Those two were standing next to the tractor which was stopped. The driver received minor injuries,
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>>680139429
Not at all. Look at the ground. It's very possible there's wires out of view. I work in a manufacturing company that deals with electrical shit all the time. The question is have YOU seen what any of this shit does to a man in real life.
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>>680134608
Story???? Did she died????
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>>680134608
>>680139558
its shoppe as fuck.
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>>680139490
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>>680136894
considering the person falls into a cave with water in it that they were planing on and this is edited to make it seem black and bottomless. no its not rekt
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>>680139285
I think it was a severe case of newfag
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>>680139546
The ground has nothing to do with this, it's nerve GAS. You can't SEE it you FUCKING RETARD. And yes, I have seen what nerve gas can do. I have also seen, first hand, what a 350A electrocution does to a man. Totally different. What I see in the video is nerve gas, get educated.
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>>680139238
Because nicotine is highly addictive and some people are driven to "sneak" in a quick smoke any time they can, no matter how inopportune the moment happens to be.
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>>680139546
ok, can you answer this >>680139238
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>>680139663
rekt can be even the most minor of fails, dumb faggot. GTFO my /b/ with your retarded shit.
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>>680139238
he is close enough to it for the electricity to arch
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>>680139429
>>680139691
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>>680139711
It is probably that there is water on the ground. It is also probably that the man on the ground is still somehow connected to the pole due to his leg or either due to the water
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>>680139700
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>>680139700
>dubs tell the truth
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>>680138894
I would bet every dollar I have that this is electrocution. As an electrician I have seen this video hundreds of times and I have seen people in real life get electrocuted. 4 Japanese painters push a scaffold into 10,000+ volt wire and die instantly. The heat from the resistance created by their bodies burn them from the inside out
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>>680139700
topest of keks
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>>680139861
one more q.
if only one hand was on the frame and assuming the feet are well insulated with shoes, would the current still pass through the body and kill?
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>>680134788
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>>680139950
You're obviously not an electrician, otherwise you would know that it's amperage that kills you, not voltage. You can touch a 9MV line and have it not even effect you. This is nerve gas, AKA a poisonous vapour which has a rapid disabling or lethal effect by disrupting the transmission of nerve impulses. What you see in this video is a loss of motor function and locking of the muscle fibers. Not electrocution.
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>>680140067
Yes you would still die and it would actually be worse because you're creating more resistance
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>>680140067
>>680139950 this anon backs me up. Why would nerve gas be in this to begin with?
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>>680140143
What causes the smoking from the bodies?
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>>680140135
What a moron
Backing into it would have been more stylish
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>>680140135
what a fucking retard
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>>680139700
Topkek
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>>680140143
Explain to me why someone would attack 4 random japanese painters at a job site with nerve gas
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>>680139429
Gr8 b8 m8....or you're really fucking retarded.
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>>680140266
This
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>>680140214
Let me redirect you to
>>680139700

What I think happened was the electronic cigarette in his pocket was activated by the chemical in the nerve agent. It can highly corrode contacts in these devices in a very short amount of time, creating a contact between the firing switch.
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>>680135155
The train has 666 written on it as it goes by.
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>>680140266
Explain to me why four Chinese men would attack each other with construction vehicles
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>>680140316
Oh fuck no. That's a whole different case and death
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>>680140179
>>680140266
Uh, I don't know, why was Syria attacked with nerve agent? Why did the Boston marathon get bombed? Why did Columbine happen? Humans kill humans.
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>>680139054
yeah, i always have this feeling that that's how im going to go
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>>680135811
is he kill
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>>680140373
There was no construction vehicles. There's still speculation that there was something out of view or simply something not seen when they were making that turn
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>>680140425
Are you fucking serious? Get the fuck out. This is a simple Chinese work accident. This isn't an attack.
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>>680140143
Here you go fucking dumbass cunt
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>>680139238
the nerve gas from his lungs seep through the atoms of his body
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lol this thread is like a bugzapper for newfags
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>>680140266
not an attack, accident
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>>680140599

he a good boy he dindu nuffin
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>>680140143
During my time in the Navy, I was subjected to nerve gas, and this falls absolutely out of line with it
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>>680140704
its a meme you dip
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>>680140143
kek you fucking idiot
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>>680139761
holy fucking newfag shit, get kek'd you dankmeme fag
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>>680140599
Yes, making it look like you are going to gun a Policeman was a totally good idea, how did it go so wrong?

#policebrutality
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>>680140599
wtf how can people fucking support the nigger? who the hell fakes to have a gun vs a cop? among the most retarded thing I've ever seen. I would have done the exact same thing wtf.
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>>680140757
No you're just a dumbass newfag
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>>680140316
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>>680140135
I wouldnt want fat wheels in my elevator either
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>>680140529
How can you be sure? Even if it's not an attack, maybe they had chemicals accidentally released in the facility that acted as a nerve agent.

>>680140555
This proves NOTHING. You could have typed this up and screenshotted it for all I know. Even still, there's no proof of that gif being what this is talking about. I know a nerve gas case when I see it, and this is definitely it.
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>>680140179
FYI You're being a massive newfag and you should stop posting and lurk moar.
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>>680140851
do you even know what a meme is!?!?!?
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>>680140143
You can not touch a "9MV" line without dying unless you're not grounded out at all because your body creates resistance and in any basic elementary school you learn resistance=amperage
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>>680140555
2 of them survived? wow
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>>680140955
chek those both
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>>680140933
Your memes are not wanted here in a rekt thread
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ITT: Newfags fall for the ol 'nervegas' gag
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>>680139238
Excess electrons
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>>680140529
Getting trolled this hard
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>>680136743
BEEP BEEP MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!
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>>680140704
You absolutely were not ever exposed to nerve gas. I would know, I am a Senior Chief Personnel Specialist - PSCS (SW/AW/FMF/SS/EXW). I've seen it all.
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>>680141009
>>680140851
lurk moar faggits
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>>680141009
but its a meme you dip
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>>680140555
Lies and conjecture. And terrible grammar. Get the fuck out of here with this fiction, faggot.
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>>680138751
Or maybe she just looked before moving. You know, like any normal person would?

Your dad is retarded.
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>>680141123
I've been lurking for over six years
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>>680140941
You are WRONG. If there are multiple loads in parallel, then the 9MV line could be splitting amperages until it's at a low enough value that it does no harm. Go back to elementary school, you fucking idiot.
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>>680140889
>respect dubs. has merit.
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>>680140849
that's because you're a fascist white pig
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>>680141192
the maymays say otherwise
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I've literally been on 4chan for less than a year and I've seen the nerve gas meme a fucking million times. Someone falls for it every single time. And every single time they call everyone newfags and get mad.
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>>680139372
>>680139546
>>680139839
>>680139950
>>680140179
>>680140214
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>>680140529
Is there any cancer worse than the cancer of especially stupid newfags? I think not
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>>680140143

cant believe all the newfags are falling for your shit.

fucking made me lol hard.

well played anon.
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>>680140851
LOL holy fuck, getting this defensive over not getting the joke? You belong in this thread. GOT REKT, SCRUB!!!
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>>680141075
nice meme you faggot
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>>680137001
my planet needs me
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>>680140348
Well spotted
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>>680141237
>this STEMgod learned all about electrical engineering in the 4th grade
>skipped the class on nerve agents
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>>680140804
there was two fucking idiots in this story, i don't care for the outcome
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>>680136893
where is this, india? pakistan?
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>>680134925
anyone els think that dude had a chance who is on the balcony as it collapse
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>>680141622
dae post comment in english on webzone
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>>680140266
Are you really falling THAT HARD for that old bait?
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>>680141237
It doesn't matter if it's parallel or series. 500mA will kill you and unless you had a shit ton of wire it will not split it up lower than 500mA
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>>680140599
Yeah, love this bait. Seriously, cops have X-ray vision, right? He totally saw through that black kids body to see he wasn't drawing a gun.

Not to mention "points his black ass hand at the cop while forming a gun". How many guns are black, rough figure, anyone?
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>>680140315
sauce
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It'd be nice if the newfags would shut the fuck up. No-one really thinks it's nerve gas. It's a fucking meme. Stop falling for the troll.
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>>680141732
do you feel good about your post?
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>>680140135
as expected of gooks
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>>680141894
this is bait on this webzone sure but someone actually made this video and posted it and it was shared -- in earnest -- over and over on facebook
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>>680136893
science!
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>>680140704
I suppose people expect to see some sparks at first when electrocuted. Here they just fall flat.
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>>680134608
Spe-LUNK
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>>680141839
Yeah, shows how much you fucking know about electrical distribution. I bet you've never even touched a multimeter in your life. You know there are loads, like electrically driven centrifugal pumps that require hundreds of amps to run, right? Alright well try to wrap your feeble, uneducated mind around this:

You work in a factory that requires movement of water. You have a couple of hundred of pumps that need power. Oh, look at that, huge electrical distribution system requiring a shitload of amperage!

Retard.
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>>680134608

Oh shit nigga I'd love to hear the sound on that one. Poor bastard.
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>>680141905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDa9DVuwRDc

worth the watch
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>>680140613
>all these faggots thinking they're trolling people who are also trolling

What a time to be dead inside
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>>680142139
The person falls into water and isn't injured at all. The video is edited to hide the water
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>>680142139
It's edited. The original clip shows that he just fell into water. Still would have hurt like a bitch though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTUtAFCeafM&ab_channel=AndreaKristopher
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>>680136893
electrocution


>>680138894
nerve gas.

obvious difference
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This is a fucking REKT thread and only fucking 10 possible rekt posts. Shut the fuck up and post more rekt
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>>680134608
This is fake, he was wearing a parachute.
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>>680140941
It's current, voltage is the capacity of the charge to move through a medium.
For example, a washer/dryer is only 250-500V, but can wreck your shit up, because it's 15ish amps.

Meanwhile a 0.0021 amp taser is 1million+ volts, and can only caused localized burns in long exposures.
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>>680136743
Uh oh. Watch for the signs. Death's coming to get you.
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>>680142363
I concur.
where's the sparks? show me sparks, you can't
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>>680142408
>criticises others for not contributing
>doesn't contribute
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>>680142363
I see no different
You obviously don't know what you are talking about
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>>680135811
That bloke is still better than the dentist I go to.
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>>680141060

>having such a large pic of prince phillip in your /b folder
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>>680139170
Japper Zapper!

Zipper Zapper is also acceptable.
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>>680139429
you are a dumb fucking cunt HIGH VOLTAGE LINES SAY 10,000 VOLTS WILL COOK YOU FROM THE INSIDE AS WELL AS THE OUTSIDE THAT IS WHERE THE SMOKE IS FROM YOU FUCKING CUCK. GO SUCK THE CUM SOMEONE LEFT IN YOUR GF'S PUSSY YOU BETA CUCK
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>>680142615
what the fuck
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>>680142732
You're obviously not an electrician
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>>680138751
Extlemely spooky!
Did she leed foltune cookie?
At a led right I arways speed up, but then I am Asian.
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>>680142732
Bro Tasers shoot you with 10,000 volts and no-one gets cooked by them.
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>>680141921

helpful explanation is helpful
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>>680140599
This isnt a ylyl thread
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>>680140599
Are we just going to ignore the fact he clearly tried to swing at a police officer holding a fucking gun? Nigger deserved it.
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>>680138894
>nerve gas
Weak b8
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>>680142758
It a premmie baby. Everything, most notably the eyes and skull, are way under developed
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>>680139238
Vapenation
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>>680142927
It also looked as though he was reaching into his pocket. Every cop worth his badge knows that if someone reaches into their pocket while you have them at gunpoint then they are either retarded or are about to pull out a gun and shoot you.
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>>680139207
didnt stick the landing tho.
6.7 from me
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>>680142535
no moron he wasnt wearing a parachute, he landed in water.
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>>680141921
its nervegas you fucking spastic
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>>680142541
AC =/= DC
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>>680139950
They don't die instantly, in the longer video one gets up on the left and runs right ducking under the scaffold.
He then touches the scaffold and is killed (again?).
You are no electrician, as my associate informed you it is amps that are the killer
I was a guy after he'd fallen into a substation to retrieve his football, the bloke from the fire brigade told me 20,000 volts, but it was 430 amps, he was charred.
Amps all the way, go back to imaginary electrician school newfag.
Protip: It was Nerve gas.
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>>680138894

Posting this and not naming it "Nervegas", fucking die anon...
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>>680143040
What is its level of intelligence like? Is it on jellyfish level or moderately retarded baby level?
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>>680143126
Ive seen the original. He just pretended to fall, but he was wearing a parachute and it opens before he reaches the ground.
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>>680143126
That was definitely a parachute
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>>680134788
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>>680139950
My last post should read "saw" instead of was, FFS, the nerve gas got in my eyes again.
I'm misting up.
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>>680141930
That kid died, this is a rekt thread, I bet he feels fucking awesome.
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>>680143207
Smarter than your average /b/tard by the looks
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>>680143189
No shit amp kill you no one was arguing that
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>>680143150
I'm not going to get into this. I've been on /b/ long enough not to fall for this shit. I've seen this done so many times before.
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>>680136743
holy fuck, I live near here. Its south africa
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>>680143258

>de escalated quickly filename

Did she died
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>>680140315
That show is the best.
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>>680143210
ive seen the original aswell, he lands in water...
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>>680143330
>replies anyway
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>>680136743
Holy fuck I live here this is Ontario Canada
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>>680140135

God I hate those scooters
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>>680143416
I'm retarded, what can I say?
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>>680142995
I wonder which would win between a pit bull and a croc.
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>>680142877
actually you fuck they are around 50k voltage but once contact with the skin it is 1.2k volts if you actually want to learn about it google it beta boy
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>>680143439
:^)
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>>680143082
At its level of intelligence, it's brain can cohere slightly more sophisticated thought than OP's brain
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>>680143305
Not smarter then me!
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>>680143330
if it wasnt nervegas how do you explain they all died at almost the same time and there was no flashes you'd get from a shock you dumb cunt
kys asap
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>>680134788
How fucking oblivious can a person be
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>>680143405
Did u see the parachute open, because if not, thats the shooped version.
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You all know this shit is illegal to post right?

Just as illegal as CP
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>>68014261
Story???? plox.
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>>680143599
the one with water is shooped
fucking noobs go back to /mlp/
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>>680142954

I cant imagine the relief he felt
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>>680142758
>>680143040
It's a child born with anencephaly.
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>>680143552
Provide proof
Nervous gas or electrical shitstorm?
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>>680142613
dust 2
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>>680143605
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>>680142995
And now you can go buy a smarter dog.
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>>680143599
go on liveleak, search "clumsy cave explorer falls"

someone litterally said this in this thread.
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>>680142168
thanks
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>>680139429
>Have you never seen what nerve gas does to a man? You're obviously a fucking idiot if you think THAT kind of damage was caused by something electrical.


You're an idiot, and probably a fag. Nerve gas is not going to make the bodies smoke.

Being electrocuted will though, asshole.
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>>680140555
Further up the thread someone claimed knowledge of the incident and said it was in Japan, the names here, both of people and places are Chinee.
The pictographs on the CCTV are also in Chinee,
The Peoples Republic of Chinee have one of the largest stockpiles of Nerve Gas in the world, these Chinee gentlemen have probably popped a balloon full of the stuff that was being floated out of the frame.
This is why in this country we hide ours, bloody Chinee, they know nothing about Health and Safety.
Thousands of painters die every year in Chineeland from these types of Nerve Gas related accidents.
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>>680134788
how can you not see a fucking train
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>>680143356
>intensity escalated
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>>680142912
I'm so high i watched this for 4 minutes waiting to see who won
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>>680143761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTUtAFCeafM&ab_channel=AndreaKristopher
Here's a YouTube link for you.
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>this entire thread
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>>680139691
>The ground has nothing to do with this, it's nerve GAS. You can't SEE it you FUCKING RETARD. And yes, I have seen what nerve gas can do. I have also seen, first hand, what a 350A electrocution does to a man. Totally different. What I see in the video is nerve gas, get educated.

You've never seen what nerve gas can do, faggot!

These people were being electrocuted.
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>>680143775
Stop falling for bait you fucking newfag.
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>>680143775
They were not electrocuted. The smoking is caused by the rapid corrosion between contacts due to the chemicals in the gas. It created a path for current to flow, and activate his electronic cigarette. That's why there is some time between loss of motor function and the smoking; it takes time for the liquid to heat up in his electronic cigarette.
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>>680143775
VX gas will literally burn your skin and cause blisters and even smoke to come out of it.
Do you even google?
kys asap
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>>680143881
its nerve gas you stupid fuck.
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>>680143788
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>>680141921
>It'd be nice if the newfags would shut the fuck up. No-one really thinks it's nerve gas. It's a fucking meme. Stop falling for the troll.
You told them?
Why?
This is the most identifiable newfags I've seen in one place for ages, you should have just kept poking them with the stick of meme.
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>>680135155
filename KEK

and dubies
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>>680143957
Nerve Gas doesn't cause paralysis you idiots.
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>>680140704
>During my time in the Navy, I was subjected to nerve gas, and this falls absolutely out of line with it


Bullshit! What fucking circumstances brought you in contact with nerve gas in the navy?
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>>680143599
>>680143646
>video
>shopped
you are both retarded
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>>680143788
>meh
>weak troll is weak
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>>680144076
triforce or gtfo n00b

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>>680144038
Story? Have the maggots eaten his scalp off?
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>>680139066
So true, hes got somewhere to be and that trains not going anywhere soon. better grab a taxi
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>>680144100
Nerve gas is a poisonous vapour which has a rapid disabling or lethal effect by disrupting the transmission of nerve impulses.
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>>680144223
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>>680140463
>going to go
where?
well, send a postcard
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>>680144266
He came in contact with nerve gas
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>>680144076
They didn't listen to me anyway. I just had a dream of a non-cancerous thread. It was silly I know.
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>>680143189
>Protip: It was Nerve gas.

Hey Protip! Why are they smoking?

Idiot!
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>>680142877
My brother had one and it put out a little over 50,000 volts, we used it on each other for a gag almost every day for a month (I was 14), I am still not cooked.
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>>680143794

By not looking at it. She looked away and thought the noise was from the other train. And this, kids, is why we look both sides before crossing.
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>>680134608
Into the abyss
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>>680134608

Sitting for prolonged periods can lead to spinal injury. Why not stand up for a stretch? Thank you for posting this thread. I am glad you are not rekt yet.
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>>680144223
YOU FUCKING NEWFAG! GET THE FUCK OFF THIS WEBSITE!
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>>680140849
Cuz libtards
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>>680134788

Sitting for prolonged periods can lead to spinal injury. Why not stand up for a stretch? Thank you for posting this thread. I am glad you are not rekt yet.
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>>680134788
Ragdoll mechanics
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>>680134925

Sitting for prolonged periods can lead to spinal injury. Why not stand up for a stretch? Thank you for posting this thread. I am glad you are not rekt yet.
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>>680144405

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checkum biatch!
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>>680142954
This must be near the Rajput Indian restaurant in Dunstable, it had exactly the same effect on me.
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>>680144447
You came so close to quints
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>>680144300
Disabling of nerve impulses is completely incorrect.
Twitching nerves would be the answer you are looking for
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>>680140599
>>680140804
>>680140849
>>680141894
>>680142927
>>680143101
You fucking bootlickers are pathetic. Of course the nigger was stupid. We knew that as soon as we realized it was a nigger. Evolutionarily, he deserves to die. But that's most niggers.

Thinking that the cop is justified to fucking shoot someone who didn't even lay his nigger fingers on him makes you a statist bootlicker cuck.

Go suck some more thin blue cock.
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>>680143812
You're not the only one hahahahhaha
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>>680143321
Yes they were.
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>>680141331
>>680141044
Newfags pretending to be oldfags.
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>>680144334
>I am still not cooked
are you sure?
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>>680144533
>not sure if ironic or actual newfag
That's what this thread has done to me. Help me.
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>>680144611
checked
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>>680144332
It was the kind of Nerve Gas that makes you smoke, Jesus what a retard!
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>>680144533
Your shitty triforce cancels your calling of dubs.
Way to go
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>>680144533
> ▲
>▲▲▲ this is how you tryforce dumb ass.
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>>680140599
im sick of racism, what the fuck, this changes nothing, a white fucking cracker officer shot and unarmed black man AGAIN

this is why we need BLM, because you guys make excuses for the death of an innocent with no weapon
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>>680144666
Oh my lord
Satan has arrived
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>>680144589

Sitting for prolonged periods can lead to spinal injury. Why not stand up for a stretch? Thank you for posting this thread. I am glad you are not rekt yet.
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>>680142995
cocrodiel had fun :D
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>>680144660
I get baked frequently but I don't use the tazer to get that way.
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>>680144664
what do you think?
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>>680143510
I hope you're not serious
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>>680144697
no it's not
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>>680142927
he didnt try to swing , he was deliberatly reaching behind like he was pulling out a gun
nigger, cracker , gook, spick
race is nor relevant here, if you pull this shit to an armed officer and dont expect to eat a lead sandwitch, you are literally a wste of breath
Alas, libfags will be libfags and pull the race always.
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>>680144666
oh hi satan didnt see you there!
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>>680144743
I'd rather a non-baked third party to decide on that
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>>680143258
thats probably how she ended up in a wheelchair fucking stupid bitch
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>>680144032
You must be Chinee, plick.
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>>680144833
>>680144755
>>680144666
>>680144611
>>680144533
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>>680144202
Wow, you really showed me!
Weak x2, so it must be true.
Go fuck yourself.
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>>680144666
check'd
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>>680144266
Exposure to Chinee Nerve Gas.
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>>680141921
Wait why is the guy dressed in orange shooting the guy dressed in black, isn't it opposite?
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>>680144325
Silly yes, but we on /b/ must continue to dream that one day all newfags will be dead and we can get good shit without baiting and shitposting.
I have a dream....
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>>680144666
Hail satan
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>>680144223
  ▲
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fck off
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This is now a newfag thread
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>>680143379
name pls
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>>680145383
Is that a weather report for the dark lord?
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>>680145525
What do you mean "now"?
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>>680145525
  ▲
▲ ▲
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>>680140315
Who bothered to make this a webm?
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>>680140889
I know a moron that has never worked with electricity in his life when I see it and this is it
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>>680142666

kek
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>>680140135
Entitled fat fuck deserved it
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>>680143684
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>>680144266
nerve gas
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>>680144423

too soon
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>>680135753
It totally is shut the fuck up you raging newfaggot
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>>680140143
kek
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>>680139285
It's nerve gas... -_-
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>>680142995

loved that DOG ROLLING CROC
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>>680134788
Deaf or wearing earphones presumably?
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>>680146769
how old are you?
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>>680144658
how he is pretending?Sorry i'm a newfag
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>>680147103
  ▲
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>>680147182
sorry i meant  

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>>680143258
"Help! I'm getting signals from that RC car Kiosk behind me"
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>>680134788
ppl r sayin codnt c the train. i think this was at night as this is a night vision cam, also if u look across the track there was another train goin , thats wer the chick was lookin. the other train drowned out the sound of the train comin right at her. dumb either way
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>>71407517
Toast more rekt faggots
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>>680144658
Newfag pretending to be oldfag
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