You let one in your HOME?
This is wy you stick with people, real people
Or atleast things that are similar to people
I roll with Deacon, motherfucker puts railroad spikes in any mutie in our way
what do i say to him omg
*almost being detected skyrim vs fallout 4*
Skyrim Bandit: What was that?
Fallout 4 Raider: ALRIGHT I HEARD A FUCKIN MOUSE FART WHO THE FUCK IS FUCKING THERE GOD DAMMIT I HAVE A LOADED FUCKING GUN TO SHOVE UP YOUR ASS MOTHER FUCK COME FUCKING FIGHT ME SHITHEAD BASTARD. I'LL FUCK YOUR WHOLE DAY UP.
Probably for that fucking wall in Diamond City
They think its a protector but I get in and out just fine, don't even check me
>Like two weeks ago
>Shooting the shit with friend
>Telling me about this guy they put out on the river surrounded by fire
>Guy comes in, fucking 10mm modded to hell
>Is Vault 81 making a move?
>Without missing a beat, blows her head clean off
>I take one in the chest from that newsie bitch
>I hit the ground and play dead
>Mother fucker goes through the whole building
>Kills everyone, stone cold
>I hear paint mixer start going, I usually use it for big batches of chems
>He's gonna ruin it
>ten minutes later he walkes out
>no shit, five cans of paint, and everyones guns
>I wait a little while before getting up and patching myself up
>I go to Diamond City
>I have friends there, thinking of giving up raiding, go straight
>I saw him yesterday, luckily didn't recognize me
>Dude had fucking Power Armor
>Fucking booked it back to my buddies place
>What is the world coming to
anyone looking for some real strong shit, come over to sanctuary hills. I set up shop there and make any chem you need myself and on the spot.
tell the guards at the entrance you came to get supplies, otherwise the cunts won't let you in.
Preston hates me for it, but I don't give a fuck about Preston
Huh! So that's where I left my plumbus.
No shit that sounds like something that happened to me.
>east of New Vegas
>see very large group of Deathclaws across river
>watch them, because how often do you see 70 deathclaws?
> see dude swim over holding a shotgun
>hes butt naked holding shotgun
>Literally starts pulling grenades out of his ass and throwimg them
>he must've thrown atleast 30 at this point
>pulls fatman out of his ass
>squats 2 mininukes and launches them
>disappears for awhile
>comes back dragging 50 deathclaw arms in an old enclave power armor suit.
>his fucking face is missing, and I think both his legs are broken
>hes still running
Don't do it OP. Had a friend once named Murphy. She died right in front of me after doing that shit. I still go to therapy to this day.
sure do. I got regular psycho, enhanced psycho, psychobuff, psychojet, you name it.
if you want the regular stuff it's 50 caps a pop.
the enhanced shit is gonna cost you 120 caps a pop and I take no responsibility for any actions you partake in the high.
there's also this really expensive shit, but it's not for everyone so nvm.
>not using pyschojet
I'm trying dank memes right now I think its starting to kick i-
Skooma's for the big boys with big problems.
well, if you think you can take it...
I make a special slow release, super pure med-x, stimpak and enhanced psycho concoction.
this shit is seriously strong, so again, at your own risk.
anyway, it affects you for about half a day, give or take, and as far as I heard, it makes you extremely high.
you feel no pain, heal twice as fast and can kill a deathclaw with your fists alone. but...
some people experience a high so strong their bodies can't handle it, and the body simply shuts down.
it costs 500 a pop and is the purest, strongest drug on the market today.
strongly advise you to simply take the double psycho, but if you think you can take the strong shit, who am I to tell you no.
are you in?
The gunners are the only real concern, bos always come with their fucking vertibirds. Wanna hang out at the memory den? Some guy just started a radio show about the silver shroud
Anyone seen a dude wangering about bragging about a casino chip.
well, i wouldnt take this plumbus. it doesnt look like they used enough schleeme or brumbos in the process. not even a single drop of schlamie spit
has anyone seen a bald guy with shades around, hes been following me for a while but never approaches me, just watches and pretends to be a normal person
>pic related, its him disguised as dc security
Railroad Charlie-Sheen dude. I've seen him in Goodneighbour & 3 other places, too. He's bi-winning.
Anybody been to Covenant yet? Talia is quite the whore.
All you degenerates submit to The mighty Caesar, or I'll personally tie you up on a cross, shoot you, and throw you out of my plane.
Just started playing this and I went from level 3 where I could deal with anything to level 4 where fucking the mosquito things just kill me with a second. Can't progress anywhere without dying.
Yo jet is for pussies, jet fuel is where its at, just dont splash this shit on steel beams..
Oh boy, way to get that off my chest
> hanging at the diner, shooting the shit with the clerk about how chems are worth more than weapons nowadays
> suddenly, raiders come out of no where, like literally just teleport in front of door
> oh shit, keep cool
> suddenly, man in power armor comes by
> proceeds to fuck up the Raiders with a... tire iron?
> thanks bro
> mfw proceeds to convince clerk that his piece of shit pipe pistol is worth 100 caps and 2 jet
You guys are okay, don't go to the pridywyn tomorrow.
yeah i think i saw him too
>hanging in the alley w. raider friends
>about to jump a nigga
>this guy comes outta nowhere blasting shit
>kills everyone else
>fucking book it
>look behind to see him chasing me
>turn a corner
Alright what's going on here?
Chem trade huh?
You know the NCR has a lot of men assigned to trying to clean this shit up right?
Listen, I'm not one to judge but I still got a job to do and every time you buy drugs you're giving Caesar and his boys another hit as well right?
So listen since I'm pretty far away from Shady Sands I'll make you a sweetheart offer. You knock 10% off your prices and I'll make sure that when the NCR comes through here to put a boot up Maxsons ass you'll be able to continue doing what you're doing without question or trouble.
3 steady, 5 cateye, 16 med-x and 5 turbo.
Good to see you come around.
Welcome to the NCR Commonwealth Chapter!
We promote you to sell chems to those who want them at a earning rate for yourself.
You are encouraged to give any discount rate to any NCR citizens but this is not mandatory.
The Commonwealth Chapter will not tax you in this way but donations are welcome in any amount at any time.
You will hence forth be under NCR protection and will have a generalized law enforcement squad in your location to bring justice to anyone that would do your settlement harm.
>I'm high as shit
I'm sorry I wasn't aware you could talk. You're a fucking badger how is this POSSIBLE?!
WELCOME TO THE NCR!!!
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