Gonna be trying Jet tomorrow what should I expect?
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Gonna be trying Jet tomorrow what should I expect?
i suggest inhaling it with your anus
+10 AP
>>680122844
Time slowed for 15 seconds
unless you scored some of the older shit
>>680122844
Slow motion & lots of visions. Jet user here.
Old jet just gave you more energy. This new jet makes everyone seem slow as shit.
Yo anyone got that jet supply im not too far from Diamond City.
No negative effects, your stats are too fucked in the first place
>>680122844
Be careful OP it can be addictive. If you become addicted please see a doctor and give him all your caps
>>680123091
isn't the older stuff stronger anyways, but no my dealer Dixon makes his own
>>680123156
>680123156
All I got is Psychobuff
I got some slow mo...no jet tho.
>>680123259
Shit, I have a guy who works with a raider gang who is lookin. How much you sellin so I can pass it off?
>>680123175
at this point I don't care I killed my dog the Jews at the strip took all my money, i just feel like wasting away in freeside
>>680123217
Dixon's crap is pussy shit
what you need is some Orange Mentats
>>680123448
Think about your son OP
>SHAAAAAUN
>>680123413
70 caps a pop
if you get 15 or more I throw in some Daytripper
>>680123553
Orange Mentats are for those greenskins living in those apartments downtown.
>>680123448
Then what you need is Whiskey and Med-X
>>680123674
All right reported to the NCR
>>680123784
The fuck they gonna do in the Commonwealth?
>>680123782
were can i get that
>>680123674
I'll take 20, drop em off in the trashcan by fens street. Watch out for those greenskins too, sick of those bastards killin my dealers and stealing the drugs.
>>680123886
How about the trash can by Hardware Town?
>>680123886
fucking greenskins /pol/ was right about them, good for nuthin' drug dealing filth
Who wants some Jet still? I killed a forged bastard for a case of 100. I'm near Quincy.
>>680123858
Whiskey, literally everywhere
Med-X, the Mormon Fort
those Mormons are wily though, may hold out on you
>>680124059
Good idea. The caps will be there, thanks bro.
>>680124155
Check for your drugs on Thursday
>>680124073
Those BOS bastards run /pol/ but the only greenskin I like is Strong. He's someone I can call a Super Mutant, took him on as my bodyguard.
>>680124131
Yeah that mohawk havin' bitch tried to convince me to quite can you believe that shit
>>680124222
Will do. Caps will be in a brown bag, all of it there. No need to count it.
>>680124299
fuck you trust even one one of them, my buddy Nick always has my back
>>680124362
Fuckin' better be
You know how hard it is to keep this operation up?
motherfucker cleared me out just to make fucking green paint
>>680124319
Fucking degenerates think they can save the wasteland?
Nah man, not even the King could pull that off
>>680124644
TF does he need green paint for?
>>680124644
Relax, I'm not selling you short. This is just a good honest deal. I'll even throw in 20 more caps for the trouble.
>anyone that says time slowed 15 seconds
Neck
nv is life
>>680124299
You let one in your HOME?
This is wy you stick with people, real people
Or atleast things that are similar to people
I roll with Deacon, motherfucker puts railroad spikes in any mutie in our way
Ey smoothskin!! Yeah you!! I need to talk to u
>>680124791
I cleared it out to setup a safezone. Fuckers will killing innocents
no jet in the embassy please
>>680124884
what the fuck do you want?
*Italian hand gestures*
>>680122844
>It'll make ya jittery
>>680124859
I'm teaching Strong from kindergarden to college level acedemics. In return, he protects me.
>>680124973
FUCK YOU TRUE TO CAESER
>>680123784
>ncr
They can't do shit
>>680125066
They are likely the strongest remaining army in the Fallout world.
>>680125007
Give me your caps now! All of it
>>680125066
TRUF'
>>680125210
MAMA MIA
*INTENSE ITALIAN HAND GESTURES*
>>680125173
What are they going to do in Boston? You can buy drugs from doctors. Think a little bit before you speak, greenskin
what do i say to him omg
>>680125379
Tell him he's a faggot
Do mentats.. Way better
>>680125379
fucking dubs decides
*almost being detected skyrim vs fallout 4*
Skyrim Bandit: What was that?
Fallout 4 Raider: ALRIGHT I HEARD A FUCKIN MOUSE FART WHO THE FUCK IS FUCKING THERE GOD DAMMIT I HAVE A LOADED FUCKING GUN TO SHOVE UP YOUR ASS MOTHER FUCK COME FUCKING FIGHT ME SHITHEAD BASTARD. I'LL FUCK YOUR WHOLE DAY UP.
>>680125438
Nah man, psycho is better if you're planning to fuck shit up. Otherwise I'd suggest mentats
>>680122972
/thread
>>680125466
Dubs of truth
>>680124791
Probably for that fucking wall in Diamond City
They think its a protector but I get in and out just fine, don't even check me
>Like two weeks ago
>Shooting the shit with friend
>Telling me about this guy they put out on the river surrounded by fire
>Guy comes in, fucking 10mm modded to hell
>Vault Suit
>Is Vault 81 making a move?
>Without missing a beat, blows her head clean off
>I take one in the chest from that newsie bitch
>I hit the ground and play dead
>Mother fucker goes through the whole building
>Kills everyone, stone cold
>I hear paint mixer start going, I usually use it for big batches of chems
>He's gonna ruin it
>ten minutes later he walkes out
>no shit, five cans of paint, and everyones guns
>I wait a little while before getting up and patching myself up
>I go to Diamond City
>I have friends there, thinking of giving up raiding, go straight
>I saw him yesterday, luckily didn't recognize me
>Dude had fucking Power Armor
>Fucking booked it back to my buddies place
>What is the world coming to
Anyone got some cheap radaway?
>>680122844
YYYEAAAAAH
>>680125649
You tripping?
>>680125610
Yeah I saw your friend. His head made a good pike ornament.
>>680125616
Guess not. How about some buffout or psycho?
WHAT SMELLS LIKE BRAHMIN SHIT AROUND HERE?
anyone looking for some real strong shit, come over to sanctuary hills. I set up shop there and make any chem you need myself and on the spot.
tell the guards at the entrance you came to get supplies, otherwise the cunts won't let you in.
Preston hates me for it, but I don't give a fuck about Preston
>>680126136
Probably dogmeat, I haven't cleaned him for days
I have the real og shit right here
>>680126239
Fuck Preston. I met him down at Central Boston and he talked about some general and asked me for caps. You got some of that strong ass psycho?
>>680125779
I'm out, I'm not risking that psychopath finding me
>>680126136
sorry Betsy too damn fine
>>680122844
Huh! So that's where I left my plumbus.
>>680126482
I got it right here, you want it?
>>680126239
You got some of dat ultrajet?
i heard it makes you jittery!
>>680126644
Ultrajet? Why haven't I heard about this?
>>680122844
Good AP
>>680126239
why haven't you killed that nigga yet?
>>680125610
No shit that sounds like something that happened to me.
>be me
>east of New Vegas
>see very large group of Deathclaws across river
>watch them, because how often do you see 70 deathclaws?
> see dude swim over holding a shotgun
>hes butt naked holding shotgun
>Literally starts pulling grenades out of his ass and throwimg them
>he must've thrown atleast 30 at this point
>pulls fatman out of his ass
>squats 2 mininukes and launches them
>disappears for awhile
>comes back dragging 50 deathclaw arms in an old enclave power armor suit.
>his fucking face is missing, and I think both his legs are broken
>hes still running
>>680122844
Don't do it OP. Had a friend once named Murphy. She died right in front of me after doing that shit. I still go to therapy to this day.
>>680126813
Jet is one of the best drugs out there so shut the fuck up. It's up to op if he wants to get high or not
>>680126795
probably trippin out on Mex-x and Psycho
>>680126702
http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Ultrajet_(Fallout_3)
You been missin' out
>>680123674
NCR DO SOMETHING
>>680126965
NCR doesnt let us take drugs on patrol
>>680126328
sure do. I got regular psycho, enhanced psycho, psychobuff, psychojet, you name it.
if you want the regular stuff it's 50 caps a pop.
the enhanced shit is gonna cost you 120 caps a pop and I take no responsibility for any actions you partake in the high.
there's also this really expensive shit, but it's not for everyone so nvm.
>>680127140
I take what u can get my hands on. What's the expensive shit?
I'll pay someone 300 caps to go out to vault 15 and tell Katrina that Darion said to kill herself, and take a picture of her reaction
>>680127035
Oh shit. Anyone on here selling?
>>680127256
I'll kill her for 100
>>680127128
We do it anyway
Come down to Nipton, we'll take care of you
>2287
>not using pyschojet
>mfw
I'm trying dank memes right now I think its starting to kick i-
>>680127308
But i don't want her to die unless she does it herself
>>680127374
Can I come down? Not on the best of terms with the ncr but they won't shoot me
>>680127465
>>680127488
I can beat and rape her, she'll probably kill herself after that
for fallotu 4 fags, don't forget to install the mod that lets you kill children
>>680127546
Anyone is allowed in Nipton
join in the degeneracy
>>680127648
What can I do for them? Anything that involves killing and stealing is something I'm up for
Skooma's for the big boys with big problems.
>>680127648
Im going to wear your head like you wear that dog's
>>680127220
well, if you think you can take it...
I make a special slow release, super pure med-x, stimpak and enhanced psycho concoction.
this shit is seriously strong, so again, at your own risk.
anyway, it affects you for about half a day, give or take, and as far as I heard, it makes you extremely high.
you feel no pain, heal twice as fast and can kill a deathclaw with your fists alone. but...
some people experience a high so strong their bodies can't handle it, and the body simply shuts down.
it costs 500 a pop and is the purest, strongest drug on the market today.
strongly advise you to simply take the double psycho, but if you think you can take the strong shit, who am I to tell you no.
are you in?
>>680127822
I'll take some of that strong shit and three jets
>>680127929
I meant psychos, my bad
>>680122844
Honestly as a heavy bong guy, nothing.
>>680127929
so you want the strong shit and three regular psychos?
since you'll probably die from this shit, i'll throw in some jet with the bundle.
that'll be 650 caps my dear customer
>>680127757
Why, whatever do you mean, good sir?
>>680127278
Have some
Not selling but will trade for some Diacetyl-med-x
>>680128174
Yup. We'll see if I die or not, how much is it if I throw in this combat shotgun that sets people on fire?
>>680128348
I don't have that... How many would you trade for a suit of bos power armor?
>>680128362
I'm sorry but I do not trade. caps only
>>680128480
You're a harddass, I'll give you that. Here's the caps
anyone got any mentats, just need a pick-me-up since these ghouls have killed about 3 of my mates, shits fucked
>>680129085
I got some left over. Found them on raiders, lol
>>680129141
was this in lexington? thats where we were ambushed a while back by some super mutants and had to make a run for it, lost some good people there, those fuckers are tough
Waiting for the creation kit. So i can deploy my securitron 2.0s in the commonwealth.
>>680129339
Nah, it was at a crashed plane way up north. Don't know why one of them had it since they were all acting like retards. You want to meet up and split this pack?
>>680129447
ya broke character faggot
>>680129447
I'll fuck your securitrons up. Back when I was still in Vegas I managed to kill some of the ones guarding the entrance to the strip
>>680129505
I dont remember you using such foul language.. are you felling alright yes man?
>>680129460
sure, meet outside greenetech genetics?
If you're the protagonist, +10AP
If you're an npc, YOU'RE A FUCKING JUNKIE FAGGOT
>>680129760
How about we meet at diamond city? Can eat some noodles and have a bit of fun
>>680129929
got banned from there a while for "harassing the mayor", all i was doing was helping this journalist question him and now im not allowed but she is.
>>680130065
Goodneighbor?
>>680130199
sure, met hancock a while back, seems chill as song as we dont fuck with anyone
>>680130327
I've seen this table with a bunch of chems on it, wanna try to sneak away with it and steal it?
>>680130357
Chems are the only important things in this world
>>680130444
probably not, one of the only place that im not banned from, i need allies somewhere considering i have the gunners and the brotherhood of steel on my back
>>680130600
The gunners are the only real concern, bos always come with their fucking vertibirds. Wanna hang out at the memory den? Some guy just started a radio show about the silver shroud
Fallout 4 and 3 are shit.
>>680130783
sure, ive always wondered what tripping is like while on one of those memory loungers
>>680122844
Anyone seen a dude wangering about bragging about a casino chip.
>>680130974
is the chip platinum? i picked it up after robbing some guy in a checkered suit
>>680130923
watch out this guy has a contrary opinion
>>680130923
look out guys, this guy calls games shit because they are not perfectly up to his standards
>>680130974
Yeah I saw him at Gomorrah but I'm pretty sure he wasn't checking the chicks out
>>680130973
See ya there
>>680126482
well, i wouldnt take this plumbus. it doesnt look like they used enough schleeme or brumbos in the process. not even a single drop of schlamie spit
rubbish
>>680131075
>>680131166
stfu Todd
>>680131483
>>680131075 (samefag)
thinks FO3 and FO4 are the worst of the series but doesn't derail a thread, by posting his opinion
has anyone seen a bald guy with shades around, hes been following me for a while but never approaches me, just watches and pretends to be a normal person
>pic related, its him disguised as dc security
>>680131923
can't say i have but I'll be sure to shoot him if I see him
playing without beware of girl mod, how pathetic
>>680122844
Psycho's where the good shits at, who even does Jet anymore?
jet? you mean jenkem? 420chan has an entire board dedicated to it.
>>680133398
you're right muh nigga
>>680133398
My greenskin
>>680133398
PsychoJet > Jet
>>680136045
Radx>psychojet
Enjoy your shit tier drug
>>680137146
>>>680137015 (You)
>>680131923
>>680132070
Railroad Charlie-Sheen dude. I've seen him in Goodneighbour & 3 other places, too. He's bi-winning.
>>680137260
Anybody been to Covenant yet? Talia is quite the whore.
>>680137683
>>>680137198 (You)
>>680137260
>>680137435
TF is this shit
All you degenerates submit to The mighty Caesar, or I'll personally tie you up on a cross, shoot you, and throw you out of my plane.
>>680139157
T...odd UNVEIL YOURSELF FAGGOT
Just started playing this and I went from level 3 where I could deal with anything to level 4 where fucking the mosquito things just kill me with a second. Can't progress anywhere without dying.
Yo jet is for pussies, jet fuel is where its at, just dont splash this shit on steel beams..
>>680139281
Todd?
My brother died of Ultrajet overdose
RIP in peace john
>>680140355
fuckin' pussie my fifth couiin twice removed died of a Psycho Jet Med-x, and liver failure get rekt john
>R.I.P. Chris
>>680125466
Checked and keked
>>680129772
What the fuck is an npc? I didn't know Freeside junkies have terminals.
>>680130600
Checked
>>680130444
Checked
>>680141297
dude what if they had a board and you could post messages for others to find.
Anyone have any Brotherhood of Steel armor for sale, for... science....
>>680141887
Don't lie i have a power armor fetish too
>>680142048
Oh boy, way to get that off my chest
> hanging at the diner, shooting the shit with the clerk about how chems are worth more than weapons nowadays
> suddenly, raiders come out of no where, like literally just teleport in front of door
> oh shit, keep cool
> suddenly, man in power armor comes by
> proceeds to fuck up the Raiders with a... tire iron?
> thanks bro
> mfw proceeds to convince clerk that his piece of shit pipe pistol is worth 100 caps and 2 jet
>>680122844
You guys are okay, don't go to the pridywyn tomorrow.
>>680142589
yeah i think i saw him too
>hanging in the alley w. raider friends
>about to jump a nigga
>this guy comes outta nowhere blasting shit
>kills everyone else
>fucking book it
>look behind to see him chasing me
>turn a corner
>unrender
>safe,jpg
Alright what's going on here?
Chem trade huh?
You know the NCR has a lot of men assigned to trying to clean this shit up right?
Listen, I'm not one to judge but I still got a job to do and every time you buy drugs you're giving Caesar and his boys another hit as well right?
So listen since I'm pretty far away from Shady Sands I'll make you a sweetheart offer. You knock 10% off your prices and I'll make sure that when the NCR comes through here to put a boot up Maxsons ass you'll be able to continue doing what you're doing without question or trouble.
3 steady, 5 cateye, 16 med-x and 5 turbo.
All caps.
>>680144125
how's about you fuck right off piggy
Jet? Dafaq is that?
Skooma is where it's at.
>>680144523
wrong universe the DM really is sucking today
>>680144523
kajjit knows nothing
>>680144301
Hey decline my offer if you want I'm still buying. You really going to turn down business?
>>680144888
Hmm those trips are persuasive, fine it's a deal
>>680145024
Good to see you come around.
Welcome to the NCR Commonwealth Chapter!
We promote you to sell chems to those who want them at a earning rate for yourself.
You are encouraged to give any discount rate to any NCR citizens but this is not mandatory.
The Commonwealth Chapter will not tax you in this way but donations are welcome in any amount at any time.
You will hence forth be under NCR protection and will have a generalized law enforcement squad in your location to bring justice to anyone that would do your settlement harm.
Welcome citizen!
>I'm high as shit
>>680145471
anything for the NCR's Finest
>>680145830
>Mah nigga
can dog meat have jet
>>680146743 [can't recognize sarcasm]
you some kinda austist
>>680146937
nien!!!
>>680146961
>expecting people to know sarcasm on shit you can only read.
>being this retarded.
Retard/10 Kys.
>>680147120
>can't be bothered to read posts above
>sarcasm can be conveyed via the situation
>>680147120
>>680147243
Both you niggas need some Jet
>>680146961
I'm sorry I wasn't aware you could talk. You're a fucking badger how is this POSSIBLE?!
WELCOME TO THE NCR!!!
>>680147335
>jet is a upper
>would result in us killing each other
>>680147527
topkek
>>680147577
>implying we'd be able to fight anyway seeing as we're both just badgers
>>680147527
I identify as HoneyBadgerKin
>>680148281
what are your pronouns?
>>680148153
>implying badgers cannot fight
>>680148346
Hrrng/Hrrrgn/Hrrrgnself
>>680148391
>implying badger rape can't happen instead
>>680148609
>implying implications
This thread is a good thread.
>>680148424
that's good to know, identify as a dragonkin(Kiinnovaaasok is my name) on alternating tuesdays, every first monday of the month identify as a transformerkin (a Prius), every other monday I am Greg, demigod son of Odin, wensday through friday i identfy as a attack helicopter, friday and weekends i am a catkin, named Milo, who drinks excessively, my head mates when i am dragonkin are Paarthanx, and Smaug, I have none in transformer mode, when i am greg the demi-god my headmates are adolf hitler, Gandi, and Stalin. when I am a helicopter my headmates are Gandalf and Oscar Wilde (but only during spring) when i am Milo my headmates are Billy the kid and Ricardo Lopez. i have AIDS HIV CANCER herpes and slight mingrains i am pantransromatic my pronouns are always 10100100100101/11010100001/1010101
>>680148673
>implying i'm implying implications
Shamless selfbump
>I feel dirty
>>680127439
saved
