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ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
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My car's mom tried to finger me in the back of my friend
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My lamp is on right now
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>>680122616
fuck you and this fucking thread and pic you post 7 times every day, op
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Donald Trump is Jon Stuart in a fat suit and make up
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>>680122616
You are all AI simulations an a virtual world. I'm the SysOp, watching you. So far, I view you as a whole a failed AI experiment... you are just as bad as humans. I'm considering scrapping you and starting over with some tweaks.
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>A few years ago
>In 8th grade
>Live near my old elementary
>Hear about food trucks coming to the school on a weekend
>Go with friend
>We eat, see asshole principle
>Go to kindergarten play area, away from the kids.
>We bought glass coke bottles from a truck
>Friend says he's never broken a bottle
>Decides he wants to break one
>whatcangowrong.png
>He casually drops the bottle
>Out of nowhere the principle comes from around a corner
>Was spying on us
>He spent years trying to get us expelled back in our days there
>He stares at me
>I used to get in more trouble
>Sternly tells us to clean up the glass
>We take some large pieces away
>Leave before shit hits the fan
>Following Sunday
>Town newspaper comes
>Some kid got really cut up from glass at the school
>Had to do surgery
>Probably cost thousands of dollars


>We never told anybody about it
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my niece is my daughter.
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>>680122709
Im so fucking done
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>>680124000
nice trips anon
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>>680122616
I stole a quarter from my friend in 2nd grade.
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>>680123265
Joke's on you. I found a way to leave the simulation and live in the dark net.
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when i was 18 i hit a kid with my car, i for sure broke his legs, i kept going.
no one saw and i never went to that side of town again. what the fuck could happen if i told them? pretty sure he lived where it hapenned
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Touched my babysitter's pussy when I was 6 y/o.
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>>680122616
I molested my step sister when i was like 12-14, ate her out she was 9-12, i regret it.
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I illegaly made ammunition and was about to sell it on da darknet but I got scared that I get v&....
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i feel the picture says enough
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When all of my family are out, I purposely stayed in my house everytime claiming I was sick and not feeling well.. But actually I fucked my family female house cat everytime when no one is around.
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>In summer camp this kid bullied me all the time
>never provoked him, he always picked on me
>must have been a few years older, bigger than me
> so one day we were both at a park bench
>all alone, all other campers doing some bullshit elsewhere
>fuckface (bully) stays behind to call me names
>i dont leave because i was scared he would hurt me or call me a cowars
>he said something about my mom
>a switch flips off in my head
>i stand up
>he stands up (we are both still in the bench)
>i push him, he falls back over the seat of the park bench at a wierd angle
>he cant get up
>i stare at him for a long time, not sure what happened/ why he cant get up
>he just states back at me in shock, opening and closing his mouth but not talking
>i eventually go get a counselor, an ambulance comes
>a police officer asks me for my number
>I was like 12, i coulndnt think of it so he dropped it
>last thing i remember is asshole being taken off with some big thing around his neck
Karma, i bet that asshole never fucked with anyone ever again.
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I genuinely love everything but pretend nothing is worth my affection.
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>>680125420

because you're not hardcore. unless you live hardcore.
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I eat stuff from the fridge where I work. It may not sound that bad, but I work in a hospital, in the organ transplant wing.
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>>680125729
Great, even hospitals are hiring ghouls? How far are social justice warriors gonna' push things? HELLO!?! Ghouls are undead monsters, NOT people. What's next, undead hunting gonna' be a hate crime?
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I masterbate over my girlfriends cum stained knickers (the cum is neither mine or hers)
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>>680125981
cool story bro
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>>680122616
I'm a pedo. used to hate myself cause that
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Friend less, social life devoid, living under a rock existence
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>>680123387
Is she biologically your niece AND your daughter?
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>>680126477
>used to hate myself cause that
You used to have the right idea.
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>>680124631
How did she react to that?

>greentext storytiem.
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>>680126477
Do you have sex with kids?
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>>680123265
Will it be quick and painless daddy?
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>>680126618
nah, that's stupid
>>680126756
nope
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>be me 20 y/o female computer engineering student
>have been fucking my teacher in college for the past few weeks
>there is no real connection going on, just physical
>teacher told me he couldn't do this anymore, his wife started to notice something is up with him and he doesn't have a permanent contract yet.
>told him I understood, but actually feeling sad because feels
>the cunt I am, I started texting another teacher (he's a really good friend of the teacher I'm fucking, they are actually going on a vacation together)
>he's twice as old as me, could actually be my dad
>We connected really nice from the start. Always felt a good connection in the classroom but since we've been talking we started to become friends

*long purposeless conversations and stuff

>now at one point I actually pointed out that I do NOT want a relationship and what ever is being said. It won't lead anywhere
>he says he understands *note that he has been in a 20 year marriage and is using me as a big middle finger to her
>long story short, he recently wrote 2 paragraphs of a book about me and his fantasy's about me. Has been sending me "sweet" text at night. And actually told me he loves me about 30 minutes ago.

I really dont want to have to do anything with this. I told him I don't want this but he clearly doesn't listen.

Really had to get this off my chest.
>what do?
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>>680126477
don't hate yourself
it's not your fault
just kill yourself
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>>680126919
The you're all good. Just don't diddle kids and you'll be okay.
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>>680125966
Goddamn all you paladins and other nutjobs! This is the 21st century so get out of your medieval mindset. All living, half-living, non-living, soulless, demonic, possessed, living-impaired, semi-transparent, russian, meta-sentient and undead are equally valuable in the eyes of both god and society.
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>>680126957
There are no women on the internet
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>>680126957
tits
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I regularly steal pot from my friends, who I don't even really like much.
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I want to be used as a toilet and a cum dump for whoever will use me..
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>>680126992
why?
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I stole a car on sunday while drunk and had a head on collision with it then left the scene of the accident.
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>>680127525
Jerry, is that you?
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I've had a massive crush on my flatmate's best friend / one of my friends for months now. I'm too much of a faggot to do anything about it, but I also can't get over her.
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>>680127744
is she hott?
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>>680127665
yeah sup dude
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>>680126613

yeap.
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>>680128068
Dude, you need to drink less. You are gonna' get your ass killed.
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>>680128146
noice.
>greentext.
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>>680126957
the first logical step is posting tits

but he's not about to fall out of love with you, so your options are break it off now or keep the facade going.

I'd break it off gently, and dont delete any of his texts (or nudes if you have them). People do stupid shit when they're hurt and if he starts threatening your grades you need to be able to remind him the faculty wouldn't look kindly on him abusing his position of power over a student.
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>>680127988

Yeah.
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>>680122616
I'm not in love with my girlfriend of almost 6 years... I care about her, but I am not in love with her. We're too different, but I am too much of a fucking pussy to break up with her because I know I can't do any better. I'm a beta and a failure at life. So rather than be alone? I stay miserable in a relationship that is going no where. I hate my life, but I put on a mask every goddamn day pretending i'm ok when i'm really not.
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>>680122616
addicted to drugs
stealing from friends and family
wish i was a girl
closest homo
suicidal
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>>680128547
lol breh so many people been there, you gotta make the decision and just do it. Otherwise be happy being a bitch.

I had same, gf of 4 years, I was doing all sorts of things to sabotage the relationship by the end I didn't care.
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My real name is Kyle
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I'm into lolicon, biographies by molested children and my boyfriend still doesn't know.
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>>680128547

Have you had a sit down and chat with her? I had the same problem a few years into my relationship but with effort on both our parts and time we were able to become even closer
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>>680128970
Aw it's you. You write those stories yet?
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>>680128970
hello again. I keep meaning to buy some of those biographies.
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>>680128970

Why not tell him?
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>>680128836
I am a bitch. I fully admit it. I don't want to break her heart. Shes been fucked over really bad in the past and i've gone out of my way to never be that kind of guy. She isn't the worst female in the world, but we have fucking NOTHING in common... we don't do shit together anyway.. we're both unhappy... neither of us has a life anyway but I know DEEP DOWN we BOTH stick it out with each other because we don't wanna be alone. I'm fucking miserable, but really? Even if I had the balls to leave her? I'd still be fucking unhappy. I wasn't kidding when I said I hate my life. It's more than just being with her but I don't want to get into all that. It's all basically why I said I'm a failure at life. There is just too much shit wrong in my life. Honestly? I wish I didn't give a fuck... but sadly? I do and I always have.
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have been considering killing myself after dealing with severe depression for about 10 years. in the last month lost my girlfriend, job, and about to get kicked out of my place bc no money

lol
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>>680129098

No not yet, I've just kinda had a veg long weekend, really didn't get up to anything but I will try and start writing some notes down for a rough idea
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>>680129134
exactly, all men are secretly pedophiles, fathers and religious nuts just don't like to admit it.
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>>680129109

Yeah you really should, they can be pretty hot but fuck me if "naked" didn't break my heart at the end. Cried a bit, not going to lie.
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>>680129140
right now you are guaranteed continuing unhappiness.
Outside of this relationship you've got high odds of unhappiness, but at least you have the chance of replacing some of it with things that make you happy.

This is the advice I haven't had the guts to do myself. same boat as you, 7 years. I could find somebody else I might be happier with no problem. I don't think she could.
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>>680129077
I've tried MANY times actually... but it ALWAYS ends with the two of us fighting... BIG TIME. I've told her how unhappy I am. I wish that we just had MORE of a relationship, because as it is? We don't even sleep in the same room. (she knows loud enough to wake the dead, and I am a VERY light sleeper with severe insomnia). We don't do shit as a couple because we're both broke, we both have horrible financial problems, shes given up on life just like I have. We barely even talk anymore. We both just sit on our computers most of the time doing our own thing. It's depressing as fuck. But shes told me she'd rather be with me than split up. And that's pretty much how I feel, so we both stick it out.
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I like to share pics of my girl to strangers so that they fap to her.
Pic related
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>rename all pictures to make them look like 4chan
>so ppl don't know i get pics from other sites.
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>>680129134

He's not into it sadly. He's shown he's not interested in younger girls, a picture of Star freaked him out but I managed to convince him it wasn't mine because I was in a rule 34 thread. At the start he questioned the books but eventually he stopped asking about them and I started keeping them out of sight.
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>>680129140
Yeah don't worry, I was in the same headspace. The emotional crime etc. But by the end you just gotta make the decision quick or live it out. I was comfortable, I started earning way way more money than her and she was still studying and always on me about everything like moving in settling down and I was not into that at all.

Depends if you want the inner extrovert in you to come out or you just want to continue being comfortable.
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>>680129389

That's too bad, really. I would love to do age-play shit with my girl.
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I jack off in ice cream and I put it mack in the freezer and when my wife grabs some I want to tell her I Jacked off in it but it's too funny watching her eat sherbert and cum pic related this is the stuff I jack it to
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>>680129321

Honestly I'd move on then, it's never easy but the only reason my relationship worked was because it was what we both wanted. If one or either of you don't want it you're just wasting each other's time.
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I smoke cigarettes. I can't stop and I don't want to. I pre disposed to addiction. And I think being addicted to cigarettes is better than pot, alcohol and coke.

People tell me I should stop, it's mostly fat fucks that tell me that. I want to tell them to fuck off and that they should stop stuffing their face with food, but I don't want to stoop to their level.
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>>680129318
At least you understand, being in the same situation for 7 years yourself. I know I will remain unhappy, of that I have NO DOUBT in my mind. Thing is...? I know for a fact I would be equally unhappy WITHOUT her as well though. I suffer with depression anyway as a direct result of how shitty my life is. We're both in our late 30's now so the game is pretty much over with. I don't get out, I don't socialize, I am pretty anti-social actually.. fuck.. I don't even have any local friends anymore. It's why I spend FAR too much time here on /b/ and other social media... I have no fucking life. I dunno man... I just figure being miserable with someone is better than being ALONE and miserable.. It's a huge reason i don't break up with my girlfriend.
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>>680128340
>be me.
>20.
>fucking sister for years.
>sometimes cum inside her cause nothing happens.
>regret it afterwards every time though.
>"i should probably not do that again." --i think every time.
>keep doing it like a fucking retard.
>luck runs out eventually.
>gets preggo.
>shitting my fucking pants.
>sister has stupid ideological "pro-life" bs.
>i insist she shouldn't have it.
>ignores my suggestion.
>refuses to abort.
>tells mother she had sex with a guy at party.
>shitting my pants still.
>genetic defects and the like.
>prepare for worst outcome.
>sister finally has kid.
>normal baby girl.
>no extra arms or digits. no extra head.
>now dont feel bad.
>don't regret it either.
>but in its moment I seriously didnt wanna have her though.
>its weird how contradicting that is.
>come to terms with it.
>mfw random people tell me: "OMG anon, she looks just like you".
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>>680129492

Age play wouldn't really achieve anything for me, I'm not into little boys and even then he can't pass for one, at most a teenager but even then it's not my thing.

Though that fantasy about my cousin and his friends was really hot
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>>680129263
might not be quite your are, but if you're after some fiction try this: asstr org/~Dutchboy/daniTOC.html

though it does have the issue that you can't really pretend it's literature. it's clearly long-form porn about a guy grooming his daughters.
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>>680129374
>1360521643565.jpg
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I fucked my cousin.

Will cont if there is interest
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>>680129374

I've done that a few times with samples and tumblr
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>>680129458
Dude... you fucking nailed it. The very word I couldn't come up with... "COMFORTABLE". That is exactly what I am. Sure, i'm miserable... but this situation is comfortable. It's FAMILIAR. With her, I know what to expect.. and even if we have a shit relationship, it's still comforting in a way. Kind of hard to explain, but you definitely understand.
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My best friend from high schools girl friend went to the same college as me. We became pretty close friends over the first year and were really drunk at a party near the end of 2nd semester. Made out for a while and she started to go down on me. She had grabbed my dick and passed out. But her mouth was open and right next to my dick her hand was already on. So I came in her mouth. We never talked much after that, but I am still good friends with her now husband.
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>>680129263
I'm curious. What are these biographies? What do they contain? How can I read them?
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>>680129642

Thanks for the suggestion
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>>680129586
How was your sister?
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>>680124936
kill yourself cunt
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>>680129642
your are == your area
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>>680129611

You just like the thought of little girls getting it, huh?
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>>680129757

They're books retelling events in people's lives, they contain words and you can read them buy getting them from a book store or no doubt somewhere online
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I'm unironically get aroused by wearing women's clothes.

AMA
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>>680129586
You should impregnate your baby girl to make it your daughter/grand-niece.

How many generations you thing you can go?
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>>680129699
Yep, I got lucky. My wife now is really intellectually challenging and I love just chatting to her about life and the world and shit. It really gets me going, she's absolutely awful in bed though. But I fucking love her to death and she challenges me in other ways.

I got all the cheating and kinky sluttery out of me during the last relationship. Life is what you make it bro.

I reccomend making a life goal list and then working towards it while working towards an exit strategy in the relationship. Guarantee you if she see's you trying to pursue something that it will either fall in place or fall away which will give you a get out clause.
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i tell my wife i have low testosterone but I really just dont find her physically attractive anymore. she's gotten fat to the point where she has stretch marks and wears pants that go up to her lower chest to cover her fatness.

>fuck my life.
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>>680126477
you should die in a terribly painful way. If I knew you I would facilitate this
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>>680129814

Essentially, but I prefer that they consent, much nicer that way
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>>680129905

Absolutely. I love it when the girl is the one that wants it more than the guy.
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>>680129389
He is missing out on some fun roleplay. Fucking normies. Do you think he knows but is to weirded out to talk about it? That is sort of how it is with me and my girl...
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>>680129888

Tell her that, offer to work out with her (that does wonders for motivation), let her know how much of an issue it is to you.
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>>680129905

prove you're a girl
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>>680129905
Sexual exploration and wanting it on a physical level like a chemical level is the best. When the brain takes over and the thirst for dick overwhelms the loli
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>>680129905
How young do you like? What is your aoa?
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My computer was hacked and my nudes was stolen. Guys write to me on Facebook and tell me how hot I am. They try to blackmail me, but I'm good with words and computers so it always ends up with me trying to blackmail them. I lie and say I was 17 on the pics and the pics therefore are CP. So they say sorry and leave me alone, and then I block them.
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>>680130003

True that
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>>680130004
honestly, if my girl started dirty talking about finding and seducing a loli while we were fucking I'd probably cum instantly.

I'm not into loli, the sheer filthiness and depravity of her wanting that is what would get me off.
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>>680129767

she was alright. nothing special. most (90%) of the arousal came from knowing we're related. not the sex itself. it was very taboo and that made it hot.

>>680129879

lol. it wasnt like that dude. i know this is /b/, but it sort of just happened. i didn't do it to eventually have some twisted intergenerational incest dynasty. im ok with the way things are. not gonna fuck my own daughter. i dont see her like that at all.

>that'd be fucking gross actually.
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>>680130004

After 6 years he knows he can bring anything up with me he just needs to be ready for me to need time to deal with something if it angers me (angers is probably not the right word, frustrates?)

and as for role playing >>680129611
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>>680130086

Nah
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>>680129879
this
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>>680130167

Seeing a loli trying to seduce a guy to cum in her is fucking hot as hell.
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I used to cut myself
>inb4 edgy
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>>680130076

i tried many things but the situation remains the same. im in the stages of planning a divorce at some point. i cant be with someone who doesnt take care of themselves or me.
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>>680123378
Nothing to be proud about, that kid got fucked up for life because you couldn't be arsed to spend 1 minute of your life to pick up some glass shards.

I've seen people into similar situations like the kid you're talking about and even if it stops hurting, the skin is damaged for life.
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>>680130108

Yeah, god I remember when I was that age I was horny as hell. Not sure about other girls though since I never told them how I really felt because I was embarrassed, no way they'd let me know.
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Jerk ed off for a 13yo hispanic girl on omegle today. Had smallish tits but perfectly proportioned with the most perfect areolas/nipples, and the most perfect areola/nipple to tit ratio.
Kicking myself for not getting a screen shot.
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>>680130351

then i call bullshit. another 30 years old "femanon" making up stories about pedophilia, trying (again) to convince people that fucking children is ok
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>>680129883
I'll be more honest than I ever have been before on this website. I'm 37 and shes 39. I can't work because of health issues and shes currently OUT of work because she was fired from her last job. We both have been homeless for 2 years now... going from one temporary situation to the next... neither of us even have a car because hers got repoed due to lack of payment. We can never keep up on the bills which is why we're both homeless. She had a kid with her ex husband and the child support she has to pay him keeps her broke even when she was working. Shes a hard worker but it was basically for nothing. She finally gave up, and honestly? I don't blame her. So one might say to me "You're a fucking scumbag for living off of a woman". While I have valid reasons for not working, I've even tried to get her to leave me because I feel she deserves to be with a guy that can help her financially, but she refuses to leave me. Shes had chances, and I will be honest.. a huge reason I HAVEN'T left her is because she stuck by me and still does even though we're both homeless now. We're currently staying with a friend, but this situation is only temporary then we will be out on our asses yet again. It's been this way for 2 years now. I can never work towards a goal of bettering myself because I can't work which means no income. Without money in this world, you have no life... Which is exactly WHY I have no life. Honestly? I think about killing myself everyday because I know that things will never get better. You are right though... if I was ABLE to pursue something better for myself i'm sure she might start to care.. but she already knows I won't because I can't. She has kept me around because I am ALWAYS around her. Most guys go out with buddies or go do shit they wanna do... I don't. Shes always had that control over me and I think a part of her actually likes it. Anyway... I just have no way to better my life... and that's why I am so miserable.
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>>680130116

Honestly age isn't really that big for me loli wise, toddlers can look cute, older girls with smaller breasts can also be really nice.

IRL I guess between 10-13 starting to understand they can be sexual but it's also a nono
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>>680129842
What I mean is, are these horrible stories of rape or are they happier stories where the people involved enjoyed these things?
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when I was 16 i had sex with my sister's 10yo friend quite a few times, at least 20. she was an awesome fuck toy
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>>680122616
I secretly hope isis wins
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>>680130364

Agreed
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>>680130538
Did you get fucked at that age?
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>>680130537
To add to this.... it's not even really so much her... as to why I am so miserable... it's that I can't change shit to better MY life. Granted, her and I really don't have much of a relationship... but now you know why. We're both just extremely unhappy with life because NEITHER of us can ever get ahead.
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>>680130549

>greentext the first time
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>>680130524

You'll get over it
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>>680129707
Still think about it all the time
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>>680130537
oh dude yea that sucks, that is way way late. I feel for you bro. You gotta make the getaway though. Write your goals down! Do it physically and get out of your own head about.
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>>680130393

Overall if it's no longer what you want (and that is understandable anon) then you need to let her go.
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>>680130538

9 - 13 is my favorite range.
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>>680130271
Show your love to her and fuck her like every ungle/dad should fuck their niece/daughter
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>>680130619

Not really, met up with random men who thought I was older than I really was though age never came up, blow jobs, fingers etc but the one time I decided to fuck this guy he was actually too small to break my hymen, I was 13.
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>>680130271
How old was your sister?
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>>680130837
How old were you when you got fingered the first time?
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>>680122616
>be me
>be about 2
>go into laundry room
>be wearing nothing but underwear
>really like rubbing slippery stuff on myself
>find oil or laundry detergent, something
>rub myself in it
>feel funny weird feeling stuff I would identify these days as sexual
>never tell anyone
>only person who ever knew was my mamaw who was pretty much my mom
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>>680130755

it doesnt work like that. when you wipe shit someone's ass and take them to the doctor to get vaccines and shit you dont look at them as sexual objects. you wont know this till you're a parent though. you view on life changes.
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>>680130618

FFS this is the gif, dunno why I fucked up saving these, must have drunk too much
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>>680130842

17.
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>>680130910

I'd say around 12 though I'd be masturbating since about 7/8 and even before then I was having 'naughty' thoughts but I didn't even know what they were
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>>680130837
Greentext the first time a guy fingered you. How old were you. How old was her? I need to fap.
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I got really drunk the other night and my friends little sister (she's in college) sucked my dick and fucked me. I honestly had very little to do with it, didn't really want to, but it's not like I threw her off of me either. Didn't even finish, likely due to alcohol, but still feels bad. Idk, I knew she had wanted it for a while, but I'm not into her at all (kek, guess I was for like 10 minutes aylmao). Trying to figure out how to let her know that whole thing meant nothing to me and it won't ever happen again without sounding like a dick. I don't wanna hurt her, but I don't want her thinking there's something here.

On the bright side 420 is coming up.
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>>680130447
im lucky I've always had a big dick, I also have an older and a younger sister so I was in that window where I could flash my cock to the older ones and then rode a wave of the younger ones in my mid to late teens.

Younger sisters friends have jerked me off, the best one I ever had was short and sharp "let me see it stiff, can I shoot it" then jerked me for a solid 15 minutes and then I helped her by grabbing her hand and making her finish me. The moaning and the noises that came out of the girl, the realness always hits me right in the boner soul. The thirst was so raw and so real.

If I could bottle that and have it for every fap. I would.
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>>680131031
Do you remember your first orgasm?
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>>680131031
do you have any specific age preferences?
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>>680131041

That was over a decade ago anon I can't remember
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>>680130727
Honestly dude...? The ONLY thing I want out of life...? Might sound strange, but I want to live in an RV out in the woods, or at least be able to be around trees. They calm me. They bring me some kind of peace and I don't know how to explain it. SIMPLE LIFE SHIT makes me happy. Thing is? RV's are INSANELY expensive. Some would say to get a used one, but all used RV's are RISKY because you never know what all is wrong.. then you end up dumping shitloads of money on them. So new ones? Yeah.. you're looking at 70K to 120K depending on what you get... either way? TOO EXPENSIVE. Point is... that lifestyle would bring me BLISS in this life. It's truly all I want out of life. But even that dream is way too far out of reach.. it all comes back to not having money... NOT being able to make life better. You see? I just don't know how to make those things happen when I have no income due to not being alble to work. That is the shit that keeps me depressed on a daily basis.
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>>680122616
My secret is...

I have no secret.
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>>680122616
>Be me
>End life
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>>680131111

Checked
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>>680131180
>>680131180
>>680131180
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>>680131083

>bottle that and have it for every fap

kek'd, glad that all went well for you btw, always good to hear there were healthy young girls floating around
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>>680131111

No though I do remember how excellent those first few weeks of masturbation where when I first started out. Sometimes I still hit just the right spot and the memories come flooding back and it feels so much better than just a normal orgasm
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>>680131174
take out a loan and buy one. start a new life in the forest and never pay back the loans. I know how you feel. I'd love to have a simple life in the forest.
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>>680130697
>>680129707
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>>680131121

Meh
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>>680129140
Do you live together?
Do you ever have sex or just spend time together? What does she do that you don't in her spare time
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>>680131158

>>680130538
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>>680122616
I work in I.T for the US government.
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>>680131421
Do you cp turn you on?
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one time i was at a really big music festival and this really shit australian band that i hated was playing. i was sitting up the back in the bleachers.

i said to my friend "fuck this band sucks"
and then i saw this random bit of metal about as big as half a 30cm ruler sitting on the ground.

i was only 14 at the time so i thought it would be funny to throw it at the band thinking it would just land on the ground somewhere and not get anywhere near them.

they had these big balloons on stage and well, it hit one of the balloons bounced off and hit a girl in the crowd in the face.

the band stopped playing and in front of about 10k people was like "who threw that?"" ""you fucking coward""

an ambulance had to come and i think the girl got stiches to her face.

i felt bad and got the hell out of there pretty quick before someone figured out it was me that threw it.
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>>680131496

Hm?
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>>680131496

does talking to men who pretend to be women turn you on?
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>>680131548
does cp turn you on?
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>>680131373
Honestly? I would do that if I could but I have shit credit. When getting a load it's ALL about having good credit (AND A JOB). I have neither... so even if I wanted to rip off a loan place and never pay it back and go live the life I want, I can't. And yeah dude... a simple life in the forest would be AMAZING. I dream about it.. waking up in the RV.. going outside.. plant a garden, walk around soaking in nature... later on at night having a camp fire... sitting out beside it.. smoking a good tobacco pipe.. just listening to the sound of the fire popping and crackling.. just pondering life ya know? Get tired enough.. head into the RV and crash... just to live that everyday would be enough to bring me happiness... but even that is too far out of reach. Sadly, without money? You have nothing in this life... and it SUCKS that life has to be that way.
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>>680127440
the place of the pedophiles in the society are best shown in the prison, even murderers, thiefs would destroy you
so help us
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I've molested a lot of women, starting when I was around 12 years old, including my sister, several cousins, and friends.
Also, I took pictures when I did, and I still have them (not gonna share them ofc, so don't bother asking for 'em)
Oh, I also often record my sister when she takes a shower with a hidden camera.
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I have this lingering feeling of missing my ex girlfriend, but can't figure out how to contact her. It's been almost 14 years since we broke up, but i still search for her online now and again. No dice.


I also have this overwhelming desire to hate fuck my wife's former best friend....
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>>680130667
i would but im not sober enough atm, would take forever. 1st time wasnt that great sex-wise. she was too nervous and it was painful for her. was really gentle and just slipped my head in and out of her tiny pussy until she was nice and wet. i asked her if she was ready, she reluctantly nodded yes, i slowly went all the way in her, she cried but didnt want me to stop. basically just laid on top of her with my dick all the way in and made out for about 10 minutes
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>>680131608

Depends on which one you're talking about.

Where I live anything depiciting a child in a sexual manner is child porn, so images, drawn images like loli and even the biographies I read are technically child porn.

So real photos - no not really I never know if the child is willing (I always assume they aren't)
Loli - well that speaks for itself
Biographies - yeah though I do feel bad for the girls
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>>680131461
Yeah, we've lived together for most of our relationship. As for sex? It happens VERY rarely. I would say once every 2 to 3 months. I think it's a mixture of BOTH of us just being too goddamn depressed to do it in the first place. When you go through so much stress and worry ALL the damn time, it kills the sexual side of things.
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>>680131603

Out of curiosity what image did you have in mind?
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>>680131681
sure anon, whatever you say
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>>680130479
I rocked a fat load for this one last night. She is a year younger.
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>>680131799
found the ausfag
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>>680131803
Do you find her attractive? also what about her personality?
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>>680131900

Oh boooy
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>>680131938

Yeah, sorry sometimes I don't mention my country and the only reason I know about the CP specifics is because it always comes up in a loli thread
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>>680132045
no worries anon, fellow ausfag here. it's a silly law.
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>>680131680
I've considered buying supplies (a backpack, hammock, various survival tools) and living in the forest while maintaining a part time job. You could save up a lot of money this way because your expenses will be low(mostly food). After you've saved enough you can quit your job and live off of it for quite a while. I've always dreamed of backpacking around the country. just exploring and being at peace with nature.
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>>680129497
Hah. I always thought Kat was a guy.
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>>680131864

you are a man pretending to be a woman to jerk off to your pedophilic thoughts by (ironically) jerking other people off and stringing them along.

everything about the way you write to the way you explain things says that you're a man. but I suppose you dont know these things because you have never had any interactions with women, so you dont know how to pretend to be one.

get some female friends, then comeback and pretend all you want. but right now you're just doing a real shit job at it.
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>>680131990
yep wanna see more?
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>>680131971
I do and I don't. It's BOTH. There are things about her that turn me off but also turn me on. Our sexlife has slowed way down in the last few years, and rightfully so due to how fucked up things have been in our life. I get it... I really do... as for her personality? That's one of the things that turns me OFF. Shes HIGHLY opinionated, QUICK to anger, and flies off the handle VERY easily. I am more of a laid back kind of guy... at least I USED to be.. now i'm high strung.. stressed the fuck out... and depressed all the goddamn time.
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>>680128547
Yeah dude man the fuck up and quit being beta, I stayed with my ex until she left me and that hurt worse then if I'd just left her, trust me, don't be a beta faygot, if you ain't happy, let dat bish naow
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>>680132179

Yeesh anon I asked you what type of picture you had in mind not a bitch session
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>>680132261
not her but please continue anon
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>>680129586
I had a friend who had marride and had kids with her cousin. The doctor they saw had told them it's not so much the children of incest that are the problem - the genes are still fairly wide there - it's when products of incest have children with other products of incest. That narrows the gaps really quickly on differences, and that's when you start having bad shit happen.

Can't say whether that's fact or not, but that's what their doctor told them at the time.
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>>680132295

you replied to the wrong faggot, faggot.
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>>680132045
What kind of trouble can you get into? I live in Washington. It's legal here.
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>>680132171
Sounds like a good idea actually. I just wish life was a little easier. There is SO MUCH struggle involved. Life is too goddamn short to be worried, stressed, and depressed all the time... but due to the way my life is, those things are unavoidable. Anyway... yes... I too long to be at peace with nature. It would be an amazing feeling. The few times I have been able to go out and be around trees, it's always calmed me.. brought this soothing feeling within me. I don't even know why, it just does. That's how I KNOW I would love to live in a forest. To have that feeling of peace all the time would be Heaven on Earth.
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>>680132411

No I didn't
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>>680129675
>Green text por favor
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>>680132310
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>>680132476
Prison.

Not even kidding. It's the same law as CP.
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>>680132261

No thanks (even though she does look willing)
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>>680132678
I need to hook you up with a screen recorder anon.

I use autoscreenrecorder but there's a few on the market.
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>>680132476

Eh some people think lolicon is really worth the cops/FBIs time and they don't actually look up the laws of the country they're in so they always panic.

That or they think drawn = real girls.
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i have nudes of anx
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>>680131900

Más?

This is the like the third or fourth 12 -13 yo hispanic chick that has played ball... I'm liking this trend. I wish I could find me a lil brown girl irl.
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There's a chance that the girl I'm seeing has learning deficiencies.
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>>680132830
dump pls
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>>680132261

Yuss. Help me get over the heartbreak of no screenshot.
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>>680132045

I just read that in a grating female voice with an australian accent.
Suddenly the story isn't so hot.
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>>680132915

Eh I never really liked our accents either but apparently my accent isn't the same (I've been asked if I'm French, German, British etc)
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>>680133027

Can you speak in that accent if you want to?
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i feel like pizzas are on its way, maybe I should leave
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>>680133120

Don't be a party pooper!
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>>680133105

I guess to some small extent never really tried too hard
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>>680133120

Can if you want to
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>>680122616
once i was on a soccer game with my little daughter. she just started developing curves so i really liked how her wide booty looked on that tiny body. we were always close and she liked to sit in lap, to snuggle, to hug, which i used every time for my sick perverted needs to feel her body up.
so that time on a soccer game, we were standing near a fence. i let her climb a little on it and hold her to fall, hugging her from behind.
as the time passed i felt several times how her bum grazed the dick in my pants which made me kinda hard. to hide the boner and in the same time to use my chance i slowly started pressing against her untill my boner got locked between her ass cheeks in jeans shorts. she didn't responded in any way, to her i was just leaning on her so, i got even more bolder and started making very tiny moves as i was standing so no one around us could notice that i am trying to rub my cock on her ass.
at one point i felt her moves started returning the favor. now i know at that point she was young and did not know what was happening, but she felt it's something kinda bad and maybe forbidden but in the same time interesting.
maybe she was aware of that cuz after some time of rubbing it i got my head lowered down near hers and started breathing kinda heavy.
it was very cute but she also started dooing that, no matter she couldn't feel any real pleasure from rubbing my cock between her ass cheeks. but she wanted to play along, or maybe the situation was a turn on for her, and she felt that for the first time,,,,,,
either way.... we were doing that intensively for like 10 minutes or so, and then i came in my pants.
if she didn't felt it before that... she must have felt it when i was cumming cuz i made a couple strong pushes in her little bum-bum at that point.
lucky me the game had the whole second half before we moved from place so no one noticed wet stain.when id dried, it wasn't that visible.
we never talked about that,but i'm sure she remembers
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>>680122616
I visit a pro dominatrix. It's expensive as fuck, but I have needs.
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>>680132481
I feel for you more than I probably should. I don't know your situation. I work at nintendo and live in washington so there is plenty of nature. I hike frequently and this strikes the right balance of nature and society.

A couple years ago I had nothing. I just got out of college and was 70,000 in debt. I worked a shit minimum wage job for 2 years saving enough to move to washington where I knew there would be ample amounts of nature. I spent everything I had (nearly $10,000) Maybe if you plan ahead and don't let your stress get to you, you can plan to live in a place that gives you at least a little comfort. You can do it bro. I want this for you.
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I used to cut myself. I'm better now, but I think I might start again.
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The only reason I haven't killed myself is I'm afraid custody of my son will go back to his dead beat mother.
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>>680133464

Kill her first?
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>>680133271
how old is she anon ?
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I'm always in these threads but I never post my secrets because I don't want to admit them to my self. I feel like speaking about it gives it power and I'm afraid that it will come back to haunt me somehow if i post it in these threads. like what if its a trap or something.
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>>680133456
how long ago did u stop?
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>>680134043
your hat needs more foil
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>>680132179
No shit, Sherlock. Most of what he wrote is cut and paste from earlier threads, word for word. Even one of the "anons" replying is just part of the pasta.
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I enjoy taking girls and boys over my knee for a good spanking.
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I stole candy from my mother when i was 7
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>>680134301

i see... well thanks for the info anon, and sorry i cant spend 24 hours on this site and get to know everyone and their patterns.

>but no seriously, thanks for that info.
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>>680134301

and yet I still never got an answer back from him about what he'd like. My answers sound the same because they are the same, people always ask the same questions
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>>680134242
And I told you
Don't ever tell your secrets
Always try to keep them
Hold them til you're finished
Oh, you're to blame
Cause then they'll always own you
Own you
Own you
Cause now they damn near own you
And it's a shame

This song warned me about this kind of situation.
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I tell lies in these threads
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I think we should remove all laws against rape because that would end in 0 rapes each year and there would be no rapists
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>>680134439

Secret threads are usually where I pop up, so >>680134446 essentially explains it all
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>>680134516

That's some 10/10 logic right there!
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>>680134516
There would still be rapists and rape you idiot...it just wouldnt be a crime. What the fuck kind of logic is that?
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>>680134516
legally there would be no rapes but rape would still happen
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>>680134602
Norasuko is my favorite artist. I look up to him as a fellow porn artist.
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>>680134521

getting desperate.

>lel.
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>>680134423
Naughty boy.
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>>680134691

It's the honest truth
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>>680134683

He's done some pretty nice stuff though I don't have a lot sadly
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>>680123378
>>A few years ago
>>In 8th grade

tha fuck?
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>>680135084

like, plural?

On the same occasion?
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>>680135084

Are their pussies capable of taking a whole cock, or just part of it?
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I post my gf's nudes here all the fucking time
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>>680122616
>my life is falling apart
>I'm addicted to watching my family sleep
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>>680134956
Assuming the longest definition of "few" as 3-4, latest grade anon could be is senior year. Could be 17-18. Probably 17 and underage b&.
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>>680135161
They can take the whole thing, they usually cry the first time and they aren't that wet so you gotta use a lot of lune
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>>680135137
Yes plural, not at the same time
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>>680123387
Backstory
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>>680135277

Gotta get that lune all up in there
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>>680130924
Yeah, it can't be a kid you actually raised. Even most criminal pedophiles get squeamish about the idea of doing it with their own kids. They'll just do it with relatives they didn't have to raise or strangers' kids.
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>>680135277

>making lolis cry

You monster. You're supposed to be patient and work up to it until they want it and make sure they don't feel pain.
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My nans 20 yr old cat died as soon as I finished fingering it..
Mfw
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>>680135357
I meant lube. My bad
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>>680135413

Yeah most people get a certain feel when it's their kid so they either marry someone with a child, adopt or go after another family member
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>>680132348
That is true. It's generations of inbreeding that causes defects. And the defects won't always be obvious; it can aesthetically invisible but debilitating diseases like sickle cell syndrome. Royalty often ended up like this because they would keep shit in the bloodline and everyone was related to each other, so if they couldn't marry off to another country they got inbred as fuck. Which led to a wide range of genetic defects from the obvious webbed foot mutants to simply sickly children who couldn't make it to adulthood, to small deformities that didn't really effect anything.
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>>680135511

Looks like you're just too good at finger banging
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>>680135444
But the look of pain and terror in their eyes is what gets me off. I love watching their innocence dissolve each time I thrust in.
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I mentally abuse my girlfriend for no reason, I don't know why i like it
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>>680135444
Nice trips
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>>680135678
This is what we call a monster, even in the pedo community.
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>>680135678

So you're a child rapist?
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>>680135620
Didn't even get passed the nail on the pinky..
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>>680135340

see >>680129586
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I let my friend's dog lick my asshole while I jerked off.
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>Be me
>7 years old
>9 year old girl is my neighbor and we are in the same year at school (my birthday is december 31st and jumped.from 2nd to 3rd grade, hence why i'm in the same grade)
>She comes to my house to play quite frecuently
>One day we are watching cartoons in my grandparents room (i was raised by them) cause the tv downstairs was not working
> suddenly she asks me if i had gotten to the part of sexuality on science class
>I remember telling her my teacher told us that chapter was left for the las period (different schools)
>She tells me she has lurked more on some magazines from her dad she found and wants to try it
>I agree, but since i was a 7 yo boy i didn't comprehend she wanted something sexual
>She tells me to strip
>I tell her no and she tries to put my pants down forcibly
>I resist but she eventually manages to pull them down
>I was about to yell for help but she started to kiss the tip and lick my balls as messy as a 9 yo girl can do such
>I stop my yell midway
>feelgood.jpg
>Tiniest boner in the world
>We are like this for about 5 minutes
>She stands up and asks me if we should now swap positions
>I think it for a while and finally say "ok"
>I pull her skirt and panties down
>First pussy i've ever seen
>I don't know what to do so i star to kiss her lips and use my tongue on the "little bulge over her lips"
>I think i'm doing a bad job but when i lift my head she's panting and asks me why i had stopped
>"She seems to be enjoying it" i think
>Grandpa yells my name and we get dressed hastily and pretend we were watching cartoons
>Grandpa opens the door and says "ah, there you are, como help me with something"
>He didn't suspect anything
We continued to play for some time until we entered middle school and she became a turboslut, now the girl is a college dropout and a single mother
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My gf is a prostitute
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>>680123387
Jamie?
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>>680135678

So basically you get off on your power to strip someone of their soul, rather than the aesthetics of actual children.

Gotcha buddy, that's cool I guess.
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>>680135801
At least you knew her pussy when it was still fresh and near mint condition.
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>>680135739
Hey, its what does it for me.
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not much of a secret but I just showered with my 7 & 9yo nieces
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>>680135938

no. and if i was i wouldnt tell you.
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>>680135938
Tyrion?
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I only time I ever fell truely in love was with a girl over the internet. She is Korean.
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>>680135944
Yea pretty much. The thought of the long term trauma i am giving them gets me off when I think about it later.
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>>680136043

Raping little kids? I doubt it's true so I won't even bother telling you to kill yourself
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>>680122616
I want to dominate my friend's wife

I molested my dog

I rubbed penises with my cousin... when I was 6... he was 14 (it wasn't consensual)

I like furry and trap porn
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>>680136076
Good way to save water and ensure they do a proper job of cleaning.
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I made a cult devoted to a girl I am obsessed with
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>>680136275
Mara?
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>>680136236

>was 6... he was 14 (it wasn't consensual)

kekd
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>>680136275
so, its you and some other little faggot jerking each other off to a friends fb pic?
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>>680136315
No who is that
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>>680136138

And people still believe that

>Child rapist = pedophile

The two are pretty much mutually exclusive.
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I stole my friend's wife's thong and use it to masturbate.

I sucked my best friend's dick because I wanted to see what it was like.

I found my dad's stash of nude Polaroids of my mother.
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>>680122616
I fuck Nast hookers
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>>680136354
Well me and the shadow people
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>>680136470
ok folks...officially a cringe thread now
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My first experience with the other sex was when I was 15, still in high school. I met some hot Australian milf in Lotro, an MMO and got to talking to her.

At first she was really standoffish about talking to me cause she thought i was underage but I managed to bullshit my cleverly crafted story telling her I was 18 at the time and once that happened she started to flirt with me (HARD) Being a horny semen pumped 15 year old boy I was so fucking hooked (I've always liked the older woman) I'm 22 atm and I fucked a 28 year old at a New Year's eve party last year which I thought was so fucking cool.

But anyway this 40 something year old milf ended up sending me nudes n shit and we had so much phone sex it blew my mind at the time. We did this for about 3 years (because why the fuck not and we actually loved each other for a while, I know stupid to love a married woman but hey I was a teenager) During this 3 year period she kept on hinting that I should come visit her so we could actually fuck irl, But still being underage I was so so so against the idea, mainly because I didn't want her to get in any kind of trouble. So finally at the end of the 3 years I turned 18 and travelled across the ditch (I'm from New Zealand BTW) and finally met her I knew what she looked like, but she didn't know what I looked like, I guess it made it a surprise for her, she told me I looked really young for my age (because at that time she thought I was 21) and I said something stupid like "you look really hot for yours" or something cringeworthy along those lines.

So we went back to her place, we fucked and I blew my load in her, that was the best because she had a torn uterus from after having two kids so she couldn't physically get pregnant anymore. I would then have to retreat back to my shitty hotel during the evening because her kids were coming home from school, husband home from work, etc... We continued doing this for about a week until I had to fly back home.
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>>680136856
I think he is saying that people that are pedophiles like children and usually dont want to hurt them. The people that cause real damage are usually in it to cause as much damage as possible and give pedophiles a worse name than they already have.
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>>680136727
you see crazy shit being up that long
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>>680136863
>No! They are part of you

wut?... explain?
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I'm a born again Christian in Jesus but I am more sinful than those who are not. Noone knows who or what I really am inside. If I told anyone in my life, they would shun me.
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I have no future
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>>680137068
It is all in your head. If you think they are bad you will make yourself go mad with paranoia and fear. They can't hurt you.
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>>680137101
Start fucking your sister and get it over with. Jesus don't like hypocrisy.
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>>680137101
What are your sins? What are you inside?
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You want some secrets. Here's some fucking secrets.

I'm 24 with a girlfriend and kid. In the last year I have cheated on her 25 times. A couple of trannies, 1 actual girl, the rest were crossdressers. And most of them were middle-aged men types. On top of that, I'm a crossdresser too and have being fapping whilst wearing my girlfriend's clothes every week. I convinced her to buy some lingerie and stockings for Valentines. They were actually for me. I've also been sticking huge deodorant and shampoo bottles up my ass. I even stuck one of my kid's rattles up my ass. Couldn't clean it properly though, so I hid it and re-use it just for ass play.
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>>680127051
>russian
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>>680137016
I remember how I felt when I first found it. My heart was pounding, it was exactly what I wanted: a huge, dick shaped toy with a great texture.

It hurt my ass really bad the first time I tried using it. I wasn't careful enough. But I was determined to get that fucker in me.

It was always a struggle, but I managed to ease it into my ass, and it was the greatest thing ever. I think it was a few months there where I used it on a regular basis, keeping it in the bathroom afterwards. Full disclosure: I was a gross child fucking his ass. I didn't clean out, and I didn't clean the toys very well. I know, it's disgusting. I lucked out by not keeping some horrible infection, considering I was also injuring my ass on a regular basis by being so impatient and rough.

It disappeared eventually, unfortunately, like the anal beads. Around this point I started to use some food stuff like cucumbers to get the same feeling of fullness I had with the dildo, and I was able to steal some condoms from my brother (got in a big argument with him about that later, where I continually lied about not being involved with his condoms disappearing; I don't think he really believed me, but I never gave up my position there).

Later I started to 'fashion' my own dildos by taking a pencil and wrapping it a layer of wet paper towels, then squeezing it 'til it's sort of dry, then adding more wet towels until it was a sort of thick papier-mâché in a vague phallic shape. Then I cover it with a condom and secure the condom with a hairband. I'd use the same one for months until it started to mold (I got better at the process and later on they didn't get that way at all). That was until a few years ago when I finally ordered my own actual dildos online. Never looked back since.
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>>680137364
Take 1700mg of sodium chloride. It'll fix you right up anon.
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not so much a secret, but yesterday i was behind a school bus doing drop offs..this cute girl gets off the bus..couldn't have been more then 13..
she dropped something and bent over to grab it. perfect view of that tight little ass and skinny legs in black spandex..went diamonds..feel like such a douche
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>>680137840
>sodium chloride

1.7 grams of salt?....

wut?
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>>680137364
I see no problem here, unless you let the kid touch your ass rattles, easy way to get an eye infection.
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Girlfriend and I recently had kid
Love the kid to death but now hate her due to her moodiness and post natal depression
Want to leave but can't because of fear of losing my child
Shits fucked /b/
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>>680127051
>Smoothskin priviledge
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>>680137989

How long's it been after she gave birth
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>>680122616
probly gonna let my dog f me in the a in a few minutes. no pics, thats illegal. he can tell i been drinking. gives me those sad, "u know u want it", eyes... ya i want it. fml
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>>680136076

story.
were you all naked? did they check out your cock or what
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>>680138230

its a meme.

>not real.
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>>680138194
Are you gay? why do you want that?
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>>680137810
The process of achieving anal orgasm was a really long one. I always felt like I needed to pee when I fucked my ass really hard, so I tended to hold back in those days. And when I didn't, urine is actually what came out.

It wasn't until somewhat recently actually that I achieved a real anal orgasm. I didn't experience a much greater sensation or feeling than I normally did, but I did drip out cum and precum that time.

I've replicated that a few times since, but it's kind of a crapshoot. I still end up peeing even if I've tried to empty my bladder as much as possible and I don't know what's up with that. But sometimes cum comes out instead. I've also had a mixture, where there's a puddle of what's clearly pee but I notice it's also way more sticky and viscous than pee would normally be when I clean it up.

It's not like I'm incontinent. My peeing habits are pretty ordinary otherwise. It's something that concerns me because I'd like to get fucked by someone at some point and I don't want to end up peeing all over their bed when I do. I suppose that's even more of a secret right now than the fact that I fucked myself in the ass, to be honest.
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>>680138373

Way to late for that anon
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>>680138274
not gay... probly bi. never done a guy. have kids. just like the dog.... knotted twice, hes too big for me. hurts inside, and he pulled out both times... not good for either of us
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>>680137972
Salt make everything better.
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>>680138470
why do you like it though? why not find a man?
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>>680138090
It's been so long ago. I love you too gorgeous day of work. She fucked me and fuck never I the satchel so. The only one of my favorites are you doing sexy things with dido I love you so I will not 2016 death of a bitch to get the most popular.
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>>680138344
could mean you have an enlarged prostate

like you said you haven't been careful and fucked up your ass a few times so it's not that surprising

makes it difficult to empty your bladder so it's never empty and your bladder would get stimulated during anal stuff so the pee comes right out then.

Better get checked with a doctor
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>>680138645
oh, fuck
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>>680138542
ppl suck. my dogs not telling anyone. when i have ppl over he gives me "those eyes" and i just pat him on the head, guys tho, no... not a faggot... like trap porn but thats about the extent... do use a dildo on occasion, still love pussy tho
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>>680138854
why not use the dildo then? why the dog? you like dog dick? you like how he pounds your ass? tell me faggot.
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>>680138542
y r u so intersted?
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>>680138956
Suck me cumjelly from the tip of my shit covered cock you goon.
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