Sum up your sex life in a Star Wars quote, /b/.
"Not just the men, but the women and the children too."
"Yud say boom de gasser, den crashin der boss's heyblibber, den banished."
"You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villiany."
Best thread in a while. Well done, OP
"Look at the size of that thing!"
"Grab your gun and bring in the cat" - Benjamin Sisko
Turmoil has engulfed the
Galactic Republic. The taxation
of trade routes to outlying star
systems is in dispute.
Hoping to resolve the matter
with a blockade of deadly
battleships, the greedy Trade
Federation has stopped all
shipping to the small planet
While the Congress of the
Republic endlessly debates
this alarming chain of events,
the Supreme Chancellor has
secretly dispatched two Jedi
Knights, the guardians of
peace and justice in the
galaxy, to settle the conflict....
"Now witness the power of this fully operational battle station"
The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise was a "Sith legend" that was relayed to Anakin Skywalker by Palpatine, telling of his master, Darth Plagueis. Plagueis, the legend went, was "so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create life," and even save others from dying. "He became so powerful, the only thing that he was afraid of was losing his power. His apprentice, Sidious"—though Palpatine did not name himself when first recounting the story to Anakin—"killed him in his sleep."
According to Palpatine, what made it a tragedy was that he could not save himself from death, despite being able to save others. When Palpatine told this story to Skywalker, Skywalker countered that it was only a tragedy for Plagueis, and for the apprentice it was a happy ending. Palpatine later revealed that he was the unnamed apprentice, and that Plagueis' ability had been real; this was one of the steps towards turning Skywalker to the dark side of the Force.
Finally worked up the courage to test this...
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She can't do that! Shoot her, or something!