Sum up your sex life in a Star Wars quote, /b/.
I'll start..
"Not just the men, but the women and the children too."
" chances are too astronomical "
"AAAAAAAAAAAAUGGAAAHAUAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
- Sheev
>>680122122
i dont like sand. it gets in your pussy.
>>680122122
"I am your father."
Force
"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
"I have a really bad feeling about this"
>>680122122
"You came in THAT thing? You're braver than I thought."
>>680122724
>>680122724
>>680122724
"Yud say boom de gasser, den crashin der boss's heyblibber, den banished."
>>680122971
Omfg my sides
>>680122122
"That's not how the Force works..."
>>680122971
Misa no speak jarjar
"it's a trap!"
"There's always a bigger fish."
"Do or do not, there is no try."
>>680122724
KEK
"That doesn't, doesn't count."
"You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villiany."
Me: "I love you..."
Her: "I know."
>>680123529
/thread
"a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away"
I have waited a long time for this moment, my little green friend.
"It's a trap!
do or do not, there is no try
>>680123739
das p. good
you disappoint me. Yoda holds you in such high esteem. Surely you can do better!
>>680122122
Never tell me the odds.
>>680122122
Best thread in a while. Well done, OP
I've alterated the arrangement. Pray i don't alter it sny further.
This deal keeps getting worse...
"Artoo says that the chances of survival are 725 to 1"
"And i thought they smelled bad on the outside"
"Laugh it up, fuzzball!"
He's no good to me dead.
Great shot kid, that was one in a million.
>>680124439
>>680123739
>>680123754
>>680122971
>>680122724
"Execute order 66"
"I want to go home and rethink my life."
>>680124864
Great, kid. Don’t get cocky.
>>680122122
"Look at the size of that thing!"
>>680122122
"I feel like I'm being torn apart"
>>680122122
Just a bad feeling. Like I'm never gonna see her again.
I don’t care what universe you’re from, that’s got to hurt
>>680122122
CHEWIE GET US OUTTA HERE NOW
So this is how democracy dies... with thunderous applause
>>680122122
Look sir, droids.
>>680125080
noice.
UUUUURGH!
>>680122122
IT'S A TRAP!
"Look! It's blowing up from the inside!"
>>680122122
And I thought they smelled bad... On the outside
someone post the 'now that's pod racing' with the game of thrones chick getting taken pic i dont' have it
>>680122122
"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
"Use your agressive feelings boy..."
1/2
The Darkside is a path to many things that some consider... unnatural."
>>680124864
"I will not give up my favorite decoration"
>>680122122
That blast came from the Death Star! That thing's operational!
"Ur a wizzerd hairy."
Get in there you big furry oaf. I don't care what you smell.
>>680122122
"Grab your gun and bring in the cat" - Benjamin Sisko
>>680125670
saved as reaction pic, ty
“Great, kid. Don’t get cocky”
>>680122122
>Misa jar jar binks.
"They came from... behind!"
Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.
Its over now, I have the high ground!
>>680125347
"Just like Beggar's Canyon back home."
>>680125347
keek
>>680125280
Underrated post
The Force, it’s calling to you. Just let it in
>>680123166
Underrated
I HATE YOOOOOOUUUUU REEEEEEE
She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid
"Help me take this mask off."
lost tyree, lost hutch, they came at us from behind
>>680125728
>filename
>commander riker from star trek
>quote from starbuck, battlestar galactica
>benjamin sisko from deep space 9
10/10 troll
>why do I know all of these
>>680122122
Turmoil has engulfed the
Galactic Republic. The taxation
of trade routes to outlying star
systems is in dispute.
Hoping to resolve the matter
with a blockade of deadly
battleships, the greedy Trade
Federation has stopped all
shipping to the small planet
of Naboo.
While the Congress of the
Republic endlessly debates
this alarming chain of events,
the Supreme Chancellor has
secretly dispatched two Jedi
Knights, the guardians of
peace and justice in the
galaxy, to settle the conflict....
MEME STATUS
Control, control! You must learn control!
>>680122122
you were the chosen one
>>680124412
Can't stop laughing at this one good job bro haha
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>680126311
im getting to that
>>680122122
I sense much fear in you.
Hey, point that thing someplace else.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JUDGE ME BY MY SIZE DO YOU?
>>680123493
Came here to post this.
This thread.. can EVERY quote from star wars apply to /b/'s sex life?
>>680122122
be busting a nut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_DqV1xdf-Y
>>680122122
The garbage chute, great idea. And what an incredible smell you've discovered
Judge me by my size, do you?
I want them alive.. no disintegration
>>680125866
>>680122971
does this mean you only fuck the retarded?
>>680122122
checked
and "look, im your father"
>>680126311
here you go, im done
>>680126553
fuck
" YES..........you want this"
thats no moon
You can waste time with your friends when your chores are done.
"Oh I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive."
They went into the air shaft.
what is thy bidding my master
>>680124854
bravo
You're shorter than I expected
mind tricks don't work on me. only money.
>>680126725
its spelled L-O-O-O-K
trust me im french
>>680122122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4jeREy7Pbc
"My eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur I see a big light blur."
"Traitor!"
Push him in!
"Now witness the power of this fully operational battle station"
Your Droids! They'll have to wait outside!
>>680122122
I recognized your foul stench
He has too much of his father in him..."
>>680127702
Man, that was disgusting.
10 points for Griffindor!
There's something alive in here.
>>680127702
oh my god well done
"sorry about the mess"
"into the garbage chute, flyboy"
>>680127036
It's a disaster. Skywalker we're after
"All slaves have a transmitter placed somewhere in their body."
>>680127702
"These are not the Droid I'm looking for"
>>680127702
"Get in there you big, furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!"
>>680122122
"He is my brother."
>>680127913
What if he could be turned to the dark some?
>>680128815
YES!! He'd be a powerful ally!
>>680122122
"Cut the chatter, red jew"
>>680127155
witnessed
Where.. is it?
>>680122122
"and i thought they smelled bad... on the outside"
>>680122122
" Han ma boo-kee, keelee ka-lya dooka. Wadja da boolya ra Moy"
It flows through us, penetrates us
"they came just before you did, there was nothing i could do."
"They think i'm some sort of divinity!"
DEITY you fuck.
The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise was a "Sith legend"[1] that was relayed to Anakin Skywalker by Palpatine, telling of his master, Darth Plagueis. Plagueis, the legend went, was "so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create life," and even save others from dying. "He became so powerful, the only thing that he was afraid of was losing his power. His apprentice, Sidious"—though Palpatine did not name himself when first recounting the story to Anakin—"killed him in his sleep."[2]
According to Palpatine, what made it a tragedy was that he could not save himself from death, despite being able to save others. When Palpatine told this story to Skywalker, Skywalker countered that it was only a tragedy for Plagueis, and for the apprentice it was a happy ending. Palpatine later revealed that he was the unnamed apprentice, and that Plagueis' ability had been real; this was one of the steps towards turning Skywalker to the dark side of the Force.[3]
jugde me by my size you do not?
we're doomed
ITT
misquotes
The younglings!
I happen to like nice men
>>680132637
Not even the younglings survived
"Beam me up Scotty"
Beam = rod = penis and Scotty = girl (or something IDK) XD Girls use scottowels.... for there periods o_O aha
it's gonna cost you extra. Ten thousand, all in advance.
Can some one help me this big hairy thing?!
"You don't need to see his identification."
We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life.
our powers are weak, old man
I don't know who you are or where you came from, but from now on you'll do as I tell you, okay?
Use-a da boomer
Finally worked up the courage to test this...
Card Type: [HIDDEN]
Card Number: [HIDDEN]
Expiration Date: [HIDDEN]
CSC: [HIDDEN]
"its not like that, hes my brother"
>>680126161
Not bad.
We've stopped. Wake up! Wake up!
>>680125525
>>680125525
I'll cut you up rough now, m8
"Do or do not, there is no try."
"...we don't grant you the rank of master."
Republic credits WILL do fine
"You underestimate my power"
"Don't try it"
She can't do that! Shoot her, or something!
I thought this smell bad, on the outside
>>680122724
cheers
>>680122724
"That's no moon."
this shit sums it up perfectly
>>680122122
"Ohh, maxi big da Force. Well dat smells stinkowiff"
>>680134054
fake
>>680140910
gee ya think
It's a trap! - Admiral Ackbar
>>680128958
He will join us or die!
All events that have transpired have done so according to my design.
*whistle beep bloop whistle wooo*
"It didn't go in. It just impacted on the surface."
"You're all clear, kid. Now let's blow this thing and go home."
What? You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that? I'm a Toydarian. Mind tricks don't work on me. Only money.