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What's honestly the worst thing you've ever jacked off to?
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>>680122067

That's how Bruce lee was born
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>>680122067
CP
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inb4 reported
inb4 b&
I'm behind seven proxies
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mr hands, so many times
or anthropomorphized aeroplane porn
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>>680122067
This.
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miniature horse getting fucked in the ass.
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sexy black women
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baby pic of my sister in the bath
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>>680122067
this girl got fucked violently by like 30 guys at a party
she mustve had as many clothespins up and down her stomach
she was clearly not having a good time
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>>680122232
fucking kek
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that onion site full of little boys
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>>680123633
You saved it, right? Post.
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>>680123853
What's wrong with this one?
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>>680123867
nah i don't save shit
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>>680123972
wtf is happening here?
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>>680123019
Moar
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>>680123972
What the fuck did I just watch...
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>>680124366
I couldn't finish this one... Does anything happen?
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>>680123867
this might be it tho
http://www.tube8.com/fetish/krysta-kaos-used-as-a-fucktoy-at-a-party/3950071/
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>>680124479
watch and find out faggot
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pictures of myself as a child
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>>680124366
Man, just when I thought I'd seen everything on here.
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>>680123972
you fool! thats not even her final form
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mr hands horse fuck video.
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>>680124587
Inderdasting
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Maddie Ziegler's face photoshopped into CP
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>>680123019
need sauce whats her name! that dirty butthole! Moar!!
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>>680124790
God damn it.
I was fapping so nicely in this thread and that made me burst out in laughter
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>>680123972
S-sauce...?
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This is the best /b/ can do? Newfags everywhere.

http://xhamster.com/movies/1676346/only_missionary_2.html
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>>680124366
what exactly is happening?
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>>680122067
Home made porn my aunt made... with me. She filmed her fucking me while I was a kid.
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>>680124614
seconded
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>>680122067
SOURCE!!!!!!!!!
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>>680124486
sauce?
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>>680124486
I can fuck with this, but isn't that bad for the anus?
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>>680124513
not pregnant, not the same
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>>680124790
bahahahaha
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>>680124513
>http://www.tube8.com/fetish/krysta-kaos-used-as-a-fucktoy-at-a-party/3950071/
total anihilation, no anal. Bitch, please...
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>>680124366
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these are all so retarded but I cum to them every time

0CEF055
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probably snuff or bestiality, depending on which you consider worse
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>>680125163
http://xxxbunker.com/lesbian_bees_always_bring_honey_in_ass
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>>680124486
>after fighting the PTSD she got from filming this scene she promptly decided to an hero by drug overdose
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>>680125638
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>>680125638
no man will ever touch you again>>680125705
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Feline Goddess
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>>680125638
I want a woman to do this for me so bad...
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>>680122376
Sauce please
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>>680125705
Wait, I recognize that rimjob technique. That's Valentina Nappi.
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>>680125781
kek
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>>680125638
I want to watch my sister doing this
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>>680125803
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>>680125781
lol

XD
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>>680125803
>>680125933
gentlemen and scholars right here
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>>680122376
do NOT click that shit.
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Ginny's face just pushes me over the edge into insane orgasms, every time
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>>680125638
I don't know what it is about this, but I kinda like it
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>>680126033
>I always wanted to fuck a literal retard
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Honestly when i was 14-15 i was an absolute fucking fiend. We're poor as shot and this particular day both usable internets were out and my phone was out of data.
>NEEDED to beat the sirloin outta myself.
>I tried everything, was pumping for a good 2 hours already
>for some reason thought that the ultrapixels of hookers on gta san andreas would work
>tried for like 20 minutes
>just closed my eyes and thought of fucking a classmate until finished

Never again
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>>680123853
yeast infection!
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>>680126033
looks like my face after i pushed out all those chilli cheese sammiches i made
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>>680124724
that was hot
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>>680126210
Excellent. I love a homemade brew.
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>>680126033
saved to reaction images folder
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>>680124486
Lol applebobbin
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There was this old lady getting destroyed by a bull in a barnyard. That was someshit. I bet some of you fucks have it.
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>>680123019
That is the huggest asshole I've ever seen. She has to be taking monster size shits.
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>>680126264
wish there was a good female mrs hands (a dirty girl getting fucked by a horse)
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>>680126238

I kek'd so hard I broke a rib... holy fuck that is GOLD
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>>680126401
>she has to be taking monster size shits.
>blacked.com
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Anal video where about 3/4 of the way through the girl started crying in pain and saying "cut". The camera man tried to calm her by saying shit like "only a little longer and we can all go home".

That and cartoon porn
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>>680124790
Sauce?
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thought about my cousin and how she looked in a bikini
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>>680126519
Now thats just disguting m8 thnx for destroying the thread. kys
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>>680126531
guilty of that too
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that one where the chick kneels down and takes a pig cock in her anus
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>>680126238
she and i share fantasies of being BLEACHED by white alphas
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>>680126424
Well, there are some, but nothing beats mr.hands' internal organ damage kind of hardcore...
Usually the horse takes it easy, mr.hands made it go wild.
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>>680123972
Classic air compressor hose up the cooter kek
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>>680126588
It feels good for a moment, huh?
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>>680122232
Top kek
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>>680126531
If we are counting just thoughts, then I'm guilty of that involving ALL my attractive relatives.
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>>680126685
done it a bunch of times
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>>680126742
How does your mom look?
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>>680126666
is there other good horse fuck videos? he made many supposedly
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http://www.heavy-r.com/video/131720/Real_Rape/
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>>680122067
That shit is fucked up
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"Salty milk and coins" when I was a kid. Back in the days of Kazaa and having to know every fucking prefix and acronym in order to find the right porn.
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>>680122067
SAUCE GODDAMMIT
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>>680124479
yeh he turns in big pussy .
ops wait thats you
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>>680126850
feck
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>>680122067
Anime
I jacked off to nothing
It was for just something different
I feel like an animal
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>>680124614
>>680125052

see
>>680126835
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>>680126829
The popular belief is he died from internal bleeding... I didn't encounter any more.
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>>680126238
sauc?e
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>>680126816
When I was fapping to her, kind of cute. Total ginger.
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>>680124111
Checked and wtf
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>>680126771
What's wrong with that?
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>>680126984
What was she wearing in your fantasies? How did the release feel?
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>>680126962
he did, they did a documentary on the whole thing called zoo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0Pp_We4zyg&ab_channel=Anti-Zoophilia
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>>680124790
sauce ?
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>>680127023
thats a pussy m8. its disgusting. He should an hero
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Go trips prs
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>>680124633
Where can i find this?
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>>680127048
Usually her night clothing. I was young, so I felt shame when I finished. Now, shame is for other people.
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Czech em
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>>680126238
moar like this
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>>680127064
oh wow, nice. Anon, you're a bro.
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>>680125668
chris whats the matter you dont make enough money to pay your bills? so you have to spam your poorly made pics with watermarks on 4chan hoping someone will buy your overpriced sets??
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>>680127332
predubs
Nice
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>>680127332
scriptfags
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>>680127172
Have you seen her in swimsuits?
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>>680126850
did u ever experience kazaa with 56k?
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>>680127430
Yep, gone swimming with her too. "accidentally" walked in on her when I knew she was naked too.
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>>680127620
The sure took that hard wood
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>>680127620
jesus fucking christ thats awesome
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>>680127574
nice broken webm you triple nigger
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>>680127614
niice.
would you want her to come into your room wearing a bikini to tuck you in?
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>>680127852
Yea it has no sound
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>>680127852
how is it broken faggot?
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>>680127882
because /b/ does not support webms
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Ben 10 the live action movie
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>>680127852
it works for me you quadruple deep fried nigger
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>>680127620
2 teens pounded by monster cock
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>>680127874
>>680127874
I imagined that more than once. If it really happened, the boner would have been awkward.
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маша Бабко
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>>680127943
I don't know m8 Gewen is pretty hot
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>>680127620
Dead?
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>>680127985
translation - Masha Babko
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>>680127984
what do you imagine her doing wearing it?
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>>680128022
dubs don't lie.
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>>680128022
makka pakka
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>>680128087
mfw this is anons aunt trying to judge if hell fuck her or not
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>>680122067
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>>680122376
Fucking wat
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>>680128022
She's hot, what can I say.
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>i've fapped to cucking asian bros, fantasized and done it in real life
>feels alpha
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>>680127962
2 underage teens pounded on hammock
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>>680124366
I've seen this a few times and still have no idea what the fuck I'm seeing
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>>680127938
she's purdy anon. more pless
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>>680128157
nah, I just like talking about sexy mommies
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>>680125781
>Anonymous 04/19/16(Tue)20:20:28 No.680124633▶>>680127124
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source
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>>680128379
>mfw when you are a sexy mommie
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>>680127561
Yes, I but I had my own computer and phone line at the time. Still, downloads only rarely got above 30kbps.

I usually would pick 5-10 files to download, then just leave my computer on for a few days while I was at school or something. I would come back, check and scan the files, then label and organize them. Shit, in 2001 I had at least 200gb of porn; back when bitrates were A LOT worse, too.

By the time I got to high school I actually made cash by selling porn I would burn onto CDs.
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>>680128486
if I were, I'd be sure to wear hot bikinis for my boy
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>>680122067
omgg
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>>680128379
sounds like aunts going full damage control
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>>680124988
yeah wtf is this
read somewhere they were keeping him alive after he had cancer or something?
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>>680128277
what going on there?
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>>680123371
u should kill urself bfore u do something wrong
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>>680128557
did u sell questionable stuff as well or just regular 18+ stuff?
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>>680124366
>>680124988
nerve gas
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>>680123549
Ewwwwwewwwwwwwwww
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>>680122067
90's big bust porn. it genuinely sucks but something about freakishly oversized tits is cool in a "she's a bimbo and this is all she's good for" kind of way
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>>680128826
...?
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>>680123019
hot
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>>680127852
yep, can confirm it works for me too
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>>680124366
Nice dubs though
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>>680123019
ew wtf
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I've gotten off to most things, the best is always just of age teenagers having pleasant amateur sex because they like each other though. Unfortunately it can be tougher to find now that mless has gotten shit.
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>>680122232
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>>680127283
yeah supposedly theres hundreds of hours of mr hands and other guys in their group getting fucked by horses. Its also said theres a french woman (not a fatty) who visits a farm and records her getting anally fucked by horses.
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>>680126238
SOURCE ?
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>>680128756
Nothing "questionable" because by that time I knew it was illegal.

Not only that, but people had to tell me what they wanted. Not many people are that interested in telling you their fetishes. I never blabbed about what people asked me for, so eventually guys asked for more "taboo" shit, but even then it was nothing that bad. Close friend eventually asked me for shemale porn, which I thought was funny since he was one of those "I hate faggots" types.
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>>680124614
god she has such a fucking body on her
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>>680129051
Turn for tat Clarice


Post something.
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>>680128700
cerebral palsy in vietnam iirc
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>>680124366
SOMEONE MOST KNOW WHATS GOING ON HERE
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>>680127620
>underage girls take hard wood.webm
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>>680128720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJLGpOBV764
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>>680124366
Do not watch this shit you'll regret it
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>>680124366
>>680129326
seems to me like he's been transformed into a chicken
that look of overwhelming suffering on his face is rather haunting
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>>680124790
holy of keks
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>>680124993
still got it?
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>>680124988
I think it's some kind of almost dead person kept alive and raped in the ass
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>>680129666
unholy trips
check
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Nothing too bad, pegging, girls crying from anal and girls getting fucked by dogs.
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http://www.hardsextube.com/video/44373/NOW-IM-IN-YOUR-rear%20end-YEAAAAHHH
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>>680122376
Conky gets fucked.
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>>680130010
kek
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>>680122376
So did they use Engorgio on Hermione, or Reducio on Harry?
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>>680124366
Come on people, what the fuck is the source here? Anyone?
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>>680129456
that's hard to watch tbh
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>>680129849
I've been in 4chin for a while, but that is some truly depraved shit. Go to hell faggot.
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>>680130429
that nigga looks like a spider
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>>680123972
What
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This.
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>>680122067
CP... I still feel guilty about it sometimes. I haven't done it since
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>>680130996
>>680131231
What exactly is the story with this? I've seen the these posted here for years with zero to no context. Everyone just reshares the set but no one knows where it's from? Anyone know?
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All you people saying CP need to kill yourselves asap
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>>680131352
It's a series by an artist. Something to do with puberty. It's rather popular. Reverse search the image.
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The taking of Ann
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>>680131715
>FAP CAM IN USE.
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In this thread, the great wizard threat.
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>>680122067
Sauce??
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>>680131515
Why, they admit it's the worst. It's the ones who don't you have to worry about.
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>>680124633
http://efukt.com/21322_Flipper_Boy.html
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>>680126238
Sauce me pls
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>>680132548
Full video
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WTF NEED TO KILL YOU
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>>680126628
I can help with that.
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>>680131567
didn't find anything
could you tell me the name of the artist?
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>>680131567
That doesn't work anymore becuase of Tumblr?
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>>680122067
even girls punch harder than that...so lame
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>>680126628
That's nice but do you have sauce?
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>>680122067
that shit is so fake lol. doesn't even look like he's punching flesh
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Fuck. I got a boner. Usually scat kills my boner.

Am I beyond redemption?
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>>680133026
It's blood.
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>>680126033
Time to add some music ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CS93CdMv_E
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>>680126238
source?
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>>680130905
Moar!
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>>680124187
pregnancy timelapse and editing
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>>680125638
yuck!
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>>680135081
h-how?
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>>680135863
it's just a little pasty they put on their actual nipples

real nipples are more like sponges and have lots of tiny tiny holes, not one big massive hole
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>>680135081
This looks like something straight from a doujin
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>>680135081
Either I'm tripping, or /d/ became real
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>>680122067
Fake as fuck
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>>680125506
who the fuck thinks beast is worse than snuff?
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>>680123019
She has the ass and pussy of a horse. Can't tell if I like or not.
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>>680124111
MOOOOOOOODS!!!! MODS! MOds MOOOOODdds!!
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>>680124111
Kek'ed
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>>680123549
LOL .. Smell it :)
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>>680129987
tbh i'm happy that they're happy
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>>680125781
Brilliant, wish my spunk had magic powers too
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>>680126520
post it dude
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>>680132982
even if its supposedly real the baby is unlikely to take damage from that
the amniotic sac is designed to absorb punches and hits much harder than that
pregnant women have tripped down the stairs or been in car accidents and the baby inside was A-OK
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>>680123019
no one else noticed swastica tat?
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Saw my friend enter his passcode, and took his phone when he was out working. His wife was a 10/10 and I saw her perfect tits and Arby's vagina. I came buckets but immediately felt regret.
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>>680123549
the fuck is that
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>>680124366
This guy has eben alive like this for over 30 years - he has some brain condition that causes him to spasm a lot or something - his family put him in there so he could survive and not hurt himself.
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>>680122067
ur mom
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>>680123549
He must be a professional dick cheese farmer.
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Hentai
Doujins
ChezPizza
Zooshit (animal porn forgot whats it called)
Violent porn
Necrophilia
Gay porn
...I dont think there is anything I haven't yet jacked off too anymore but eather way dont regret anything tho
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This is my worst
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>>680138874
it's not for that reason, it's so hi granny can climb in and off him easier
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>>680124486
The peak of white civilisation.
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>>680139119
ew. gay porn. you sicko.
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>>680122067
link! hahah
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>>680126007
go to bed kid
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>>680139318
I know, right
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>>680139303
nice va..... oh

oh
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>>680123071
>dem flying tits...
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This picture of me taken in kindergarten.
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this one video where they made some naked chick stand in the snow until she froze to death. One of the most undignified deaths I've ever seen
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for some reason I've developed this fetish for muslim girls and public gropinjg

so yeah, 2BCCAD2
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>>680127938
Go sooners
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>>680128022
the best..
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>>680122232
mother of keks
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So my girlfriend was raped when she was a freshman in highschool.
She told me about it and over a few months she told me all the details.

I jerked off to the stuff she told me.
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>>680124633
hes getting more pussy than you
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>>680128846
whats wrong with that? I grew up on that kind of porn
still jackin to chicks like amy anderssen or lexxi tyler some pretty nice bimbos this day and age
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one of my sister's turds that didn't flush away
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>>680140115
he's better looking than you
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>>680123972
Wtf is this?
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>>680125781

"Should I cut?"

"No, keep rolling."
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>>680140292
u r mum lol
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>>680138821
Dick cheese.
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>>680132382
Wow. Her bicep tricked me. I did a double take thinking it was a big floppy hamgoblin boob.
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