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WOAH WOAH WOAH, HOLD IT NIGGER! Dubs patrol, roll singles or

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WOAH WOAH WOAH, HOLD IT NIGGER!

Dubs patrol, roll singles or you're going to jail.

Dubs - Holding cell with a beta
Trips - Medium security cell with a sexual predator who will rape and molest you
Quads or better - Solitary confinement with Giga-Nigga
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Nothing to see here.
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k-k-k-keep moving on.. I have nothing to hide
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Im white sir
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Here you go
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>>680113825

>nigger

GTFO of my face with that shit officer, you need a warrant for that.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a white husband who has to be cucked.
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Nothing to be seen here ocifer
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Dindunuffin officarr
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...What did you just call me?

Listen, I know we're on the same team here, but that's just uncalled for.
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>>680114971

Relax Tyrone, I was talking to the nigger in front of me... no offence.
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Fuck off pig
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Fuck you piggy
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Good night officer
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i din do nuffin
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vrvg
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I AM GIGA NIGGA CRACKA
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>>680115500
/thread
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>>680115555
Enjoy your time with giganigga
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>>680115411
You're goin straight to prison m8
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>>680115500
o kurwa dubble dubs
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>>680115555
Wodefuc
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>>680115555
*REQUESTING HOMELAND SECURITY*
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>solitary confinement
>share cell with giga nigga
That ain't solitary you cracker-ass cracker.
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nah
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I dindu shit
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Oh fuk
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Sir im a white feminist
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>>680113825
hello gigger nigger
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>>680115555
TOP KEK
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>>680113825
I-I ain't got no dubs officer! I-I swears it!
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hey b
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>>680113825
>Solitary confinement
>with Giga-Nigga
pick one you dumb motherfucker!
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>>680115933
You have the right to remain silent
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>>680115905
You're going to prison
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>>680113825
pls officer my skin is white
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Don't mind me officer.
Just headin' out to hunt me down some rabid niggers I saw lurkin about my neighborhood.
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>>680116080
DON'T LOOK AT ME FAGGOT
>>680115555
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Rolli polli..
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Nothin to see here officer just passing the crime scene
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dindu nuffin
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hey i just murdered an old woman for some pocket change, am i free to go?
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Wrong guy, faggot.
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>>680116191
MOTHERFUCKER I WILL USE POLICE BRUTALITY
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>>680116349
...are you white?
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Nothing to check here officer.
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>>680116384
GIGA NIGGA IS RIGHT THERE
>>680115555
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>>680113825
it isn't solitary confinement if there's a giga nigga
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put me away baby
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I once saw a guy with dubs last night.
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>>680115555
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Just on my way home brah
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>>680116430
my moms white
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>>680116522
You're going to jail
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>>680116493
1 MORE BREATH OUT OF YOUR LIPS AND I'LL SHOVE THIS BATON RIGHT UP YOUR ASS NIGGER
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If dubs ill be set free
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>>680113825
Kek
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Wuhhh...?
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k
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fucking ez
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>>680116579
And where's your dad?
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>>680116598
what will we do without gary busey?
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>>680116522
Fuck you Gary Busey you're going straight to prison faggot
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>>680115555
Oh shit!
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Fuck the police
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>>680116682
mom says he left for some celebratory cigars when she told him she was pregnant.
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>>680116816
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>>680116831
Nope, you're black. You have the right to remain silent
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Best step the fuck off ya punk ass bitch
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quads get, gotta get me some giga nigga
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>>680116931
fukn RUN
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>>680116941
You looking to get tazed, son?
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>>680117055
You have the right to remain silent
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Clearly you can observe that the lack of pigment in my skin is indicative of the fallacy of any amount of suspicion on your part due to my presence.
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You'll never catch me alive faggot
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>>680117110
uhhh i plea the 5th?
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>>680113825

ftppppp
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proof im clean
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>>680117246
Denied, get in the car faggot.
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>>680113825
>sweating internaly
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>>680117266
Freeze muthafucka!!!
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>>680117266
Alright, you have some questions to answer
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>>680117305
CITIZENS ARREST
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TRIPS GET!!! I need me some rapin' !
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>>680113825
I haven't stolen a dime in my life, Officer.
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>>680117179
We weren't really chasing you, faggot
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>>680117534
WOULD YOU LIKE TO ENGAGE IN FISTICUFFS FAGGOT?
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>>680117688
GET ON GHE GROUND
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>>680117675
Carry on.
*tips hat*
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Nothing here officer
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I'm a law abiding citizen. I'll be on my way.
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>>680113825
Nothing to hide
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It's totally fine. I've never had a problem with the law in my whole life, officer.
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I AM A WHITE MALE
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>>680117753
But I'm on your side I swear! I was just telling anon it didn't matter that we wouldn't catch him. We weren't trying to catch the dumb faggot anyways. You gotta believe me boss! They rape people in there!
>be me
>trying to do good deed
> get harassed by cops
>Tell them to suck it
>Steal dubs squad car
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These are not the singles you're looking for.
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>>680118085
Seems like something a trap would say...
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>>680117565
Rape roll
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>>680117565
Rolling for rape
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>>680117565
Need me soooooom trips
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>>680117720
PUT UP THEM DUKES DICKHEAD FUKBOI
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>>680117565
Anybody else ever tripped and been raped????
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Strip search me daddy
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>>680113825
no officer sure problem
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>>680117565
Trips get!!!!!
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nothing to hide here officer!
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>>680117565
If I get trips and am raped, is it called trape?
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>>680118944
FUCK
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>>680117565
Please god, just a little trape?
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Do it faggot nigger cop
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>>680118944
>>680119144
DOUBLE FUCK
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>>680119144
Youre double fucked buddy.Ever watched 2 men 1 hole?
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>>680119316
more like 2 guys one hammer
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Hmm I never got dubs
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>>680117565
Trips? You there?
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>>680117565
Nod if you can hear me, Trips!
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>>680118944
>>680119144
I'm counting this as quads. Welcome to solitary confinement, cockroach
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>>680119422
>>680119500

Double dubs = quads welcome to giga nigga's cage
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>>680119422
>>680119500
Can I trade Deez Dubz for some trips please?
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Rolling
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>>680115555
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Just played my subs card
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>>680119625
Is he going to rape me at least?
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Wat
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Here are my singles
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Watwat
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>>680119677
Get on the fuckin ground! We don't take to kindly to you Nigger types around here. Especially not with those ridiculous dubs.
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Im white
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Calling dem
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>>680119887
So close to being raped. It's not fair
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Am I being detained?
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>>680119782
You bet
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Ain't got shit, pig
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>>680120133
Is that a stupid question?
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Is there a problem officer?
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>>680120133
Get in the fucking car.
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>>680113825
Its all gucci
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>>680113825
DONT SHOOT I'M WHITE !
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Cunt
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Hehe
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im clean check me
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>>680115555
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>>680113825
what's a gig nigga?
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You can't prove I'm guilty, sir
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just passing through mr offidinosaur
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Check 'em
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>>680120643
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>>680113825
Why would you roll for this?
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Nothing to see here
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:^)
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>>680120966
ON THE GROUND, NOW!
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Nothing here sir
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>>680113825
Got nothing officer, I swear. But my ring has gone missing
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I dindu
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>>680121203
Nuthin
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i didnt rape her i swear
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Freeeeze niggah
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I'm outa here
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She told me she was 18!
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I have a wife an 3 kids
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I stuck everything but my singles in my ass already so I'm good
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africa
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I'm white, let me go officer
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Kneeger
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>>680113825
check my skin, is LIGHT brown
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>>680121944
HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM FUCKER
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>>680121944
Get on the fucking ground! Now!
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>>680113825
You aint getting me!
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I'm not black
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Your move, Mr.LAWMAN
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rolol
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GRENADE MOTHERFUCKER
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>>680122655
HANDS UP BOI !
STOP RESISTING!°
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>>680113825
That guy needs trigger discipline
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>>680113825
faggot
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>>680122655
FUCKING SHIT ITS A GRENADE
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>>680113825
nothing to see here officer
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>>680123132
>>680122655
GRENADE OUT MOTHERFUCKERS
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>>680123301
You lucky boy
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YOU FUCKING ACCUSING ME OF DUBS YOU FUCKING PIG HUH? BACK THE FUCK DOWN KIDDO I HAVENT ROLLED DUBS SINCE I WAS 18. ILL HAVE YOUR ASS FIRED FOR THIS INDISCRETION.
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>>680113825
You can't catch a trip
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>>680123599
At least dubs are easy to track down, NOW PUT EM UP SON
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>>680113825
Fuk cops u bich
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Nothing to see here officer
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>>680123820
You're free to go sir.
Hail
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>>680123957
Danke. Would you want to join our army and fight for liberation from the Jews?
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>>680113825
i have nothing to hide, officer.
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i have nothing to hide.
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I've done nothing officer
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>>680124655
TO THE CELL WITH YOU
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>>680124712
YOU'LL REGRET THIS
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SHIIIIIET I AINT EVEN DO NUFFIN OFFISA!
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>>680113825
>solitary confinement
>cell mate
Such stupid cancer
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I am a free man.
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>>680113825
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>>680124942
REROLLIN BOSS MAN
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im tanned. im no nigger!
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>>680124136
I'm already on my way
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>>680125091
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Officer Ill have you know I am filming this
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No dubs here officer just your actual working class nigger going to work for the superior white man
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>>680125522
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Wot
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>>680113825
i am safe
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spam
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Sup
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Its just a prank bro
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>>680125522
Ill see you in the pokey nigger
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Now officer, l-l-let's all b-be reasonable heya. A-ain't no harm done by n-nobody missuh
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>>680113825
Fug da poliz !!!
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>>680113825
good thing i always carry around a pair of loaded dice.
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rolllllllr
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You got the wrong guy.
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>>680127033
THEN WHATS ALL THAT COKE DOING IN YOUR POCKET?? OFF TO JAIL NIGGER
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oke
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