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New Zealand/NZ thread.
What's up
Bored as fuck here
>>680113877
Same.
What's for tea?
require nudes from mt roskill grammar kek
Anyone got the Otago Boys High teachers nudes?
>>680114345
Spaghetti Bol you?
Any Rosehill college nudes
>>680116601
Steak, chips, bacon and a bun.
>>680116927
Sounds kiwi as.
How's your day been going so far?
>>680117182
Been good.
Spent it stoned as, went for a nice walk in the sun.
>>680116927
God I wish I had that instead of Shepherd's pie
>>680117584
I've been stoned for most of the day, it's been real good.
anyone else waiting until midnight for the ratchet and clank release?
>>680118428
Stopped caring after the 3rd installment
Fucking peaceful faggots
>>680116601
Staple kiwi diet
>>680118534
WHY ARE ID" EVEN FUCKING GONE???
>>680118624
This my thread
>>680113709
I am my own woman!
y da IDs aint b hea no mo?
>Christchurch
Here...sometimes
Why are IDs even gone?
>>680119269
>>680119483
>>680118989
id's didn't let us samefag as effectively to keep the threads alive
>>680114593
THIS IS A FRIENDLY DAILY REMINDER THAT NUDES FAGS ARE CANCER
Is it ok if I post in here?
>>680119842
go ahead, it's all yours
>>680119842
No!
>>680119842
as long as you can prove you're white. else gtfo
>>680119541
>>680119483
>>680119269
>>680118989
These posts are made by the same person.
>still havent killed myself
fyg
>>680119973
So is this one.
>>680120028
WHOSE PUMPED FOR THE AUCTION?
TVONE NOW!
>>680120812
I want these home improvement shows to stop please
>>680120886
NOW NOW NOW
TVONE GO BRUH GO GO GO!!
>>680120950
>>680120886
>I want
It's not all about what you want.
>>680121032
it should be, because I have all the right opinions
>>680120812
>watching TV
fag enjoy your ads
Dunners reporting, bruh
Fuckin' hell, this was early tonight, lads!
peanut butter bro reporting in
did anyone see my yous from last night?
>>680121398
You look a bit like that youtuber Rhet(?)
>>680121462
it's me fgt
>>680121560
WHO?
>>680121430
What did you say?
>>680121647
i forgot what the op was
>>680121430
>>680121730
What was it?
Would you buy a Subaru off a Maori?
Opotiki reporting in niggas
brb404
Cody Harrington?
>>680124046
Old meme.
>>680114593
>please post cp kek
Eat arse faggot
Dunners reporting.
Nought much to report though. What's going on in your world?
>>680121254
G'day, cobber.
>>680124824
Ay hey, mate!
Who keeps making these threads so early?
>>680124591
Are you an oldfag anon?
>>680125085
I'm old and I'm a fag
ITT:
cucks
>>680125085
Yes.
>Christchurch Jesus
>>680125211
Welcome cuck
Started pretty early tonight.
>>680125216
Are you saying you're Christchurch Jesus or are you name-dropping to prove your old faggotry?
>>680125363
>name-dropping to prove your old faggotry?
>>680113709
>Christchurch
Good evening gents, how are we tonight
Reporting In.
This fast fucking hurts. Post sexy looking food/food you're having for tea please cause I'm a masochist.
>>680125890
>>680125971
Sexy stuff anon, not gonna lie
>>680125890
>>680126009
>>680124957
What's new in your world?
Fuck, the bants are plentiful, figure the proper chat can stay in here.
>>680124991
Hopeful idiots. How's things?
>>680125890
>>680126047
Do you like hot chicks?
>>680125211
Pretty much like the country its representative of then isnt it.
>>680126175
You have TRAPPED me.
>>680126090
Pretty good. Got bonus pay this week for being amazing at my job which is nice.
On the flip side I may shit my pants on the bus ride home.
You guys are pretty much the most disliked race in America
>>680126175
Trappy trap trap!
>>680126224
>On the flip side I may shit my pants on the bus ride home.
What?
>>680126175
so much so that we voted to keep the cuck stamp on our flag. we're the fucking laughing stock
>>680126223
>>680126266
>>680126240
Too many mother 'uckers, 'ucking with my shi'
>>680126321
>Cuckstamp
I bet you voted for the cuck leaf didnt you.
Yea lets be represented by a god damn plant not our history.
>>680126090
A whole lot of nothing mate
Smashed out an assessment today, when I say smashed out it was literally half an hour, so stress off a little
What's been happening with you?
Plentiful bants is good bants!
>>680126297
Sphincter ain't what it used to be. Plus I had 4 coffees at work.
>>680126322
>you
>and me
>>680126353
Will somebody please remove these cutleries from my knees
>>680126391
A F U C K I N G L E A F
this is now a Maori hate thread.
>>680126426
You're the reason I keep coming to these threads.
>>680126579
When is it not, Anon?
>>680126391
yes i did vote for the leaf because im not a fucking cringe cuck like you.
>P-please big strong britain, please can we keep your stamp of oppression on our flag to always remind us how you cucked us. alsso, please my i prep your cock before your breed my wife
Pathetic
>>680126629
You should kiss
>>680126629
Tyty
Fuckin' Kate Middleton though
>>680126175
Just a heads up, boys, this anon adores eating arse.
>>680126789
>Kate Middleton
At the rest home where I walk past they call her:
Kate Kike
>>680126825
>>680126459
Highly unnecessary.
>>680126689
You think it was about anything other than denying this chink dick sucking cuck? You need to stop posting.
>>680126927
stay cucked fgt. go wank over the union jack
>>680126825
Can confirm.
He's also really good at it.
>"Fuck your arse tastes nice"
>"Thanks bro"
>>680127054
>no substance
Great work idiot.
>>680127030
>>680127054
I will. Because as a white man of British heritage the subjugation of native peoples and expanse of a superior race gets me fucking rock solid.
Hi boys Ravi here lol
>>680126579
I hate maoris. See that? I didn't even capitalize the the first letter in maori, and I put a S on the end to disrespect their language, like they disrespect ours. Filthy cunts
>>680127168
>Because as a white man of British heritage the subjugation of native peoples and expanse of a superior race gets me fucking rock solid.
Same, lad.
>>680127183
Sup Pajeet
anyone here think john keys a fucking cunt
>>680127247
Farkin rashist wite cuntz cant eben be bovered to speek our langage ploplerly
>>680127168
>being ok with the fact that you are UK's bitch.
you are the definition of a chastised cuck and should consider suicide
>>680127349
Better than Little tho. Dont get me wrong Im not Keys biggest fan. But Christ Little is a slimy fucker. Just seeing his face I feel uncomfortable.
>>680127456
yep
>>680127349
Every politician is a cunt Anon. If you vote you're responsible. Don't vote.
>>680127442
Thats where you are wrong. It is the Crown and the British Empire I respect. Not the modern UK.
I couldnt give 2 shits about Mr Camerons Wild Ride.
>>680127571
but ya know hes a big cunt when his own daughter calls him one publicly
>>680127617
The last time I had a crown on my head I was coming out my mum's pussy.
>>680127617
literally every cunt that voted to keep the cuck stamp should be shipped off to Australia with the rest of the cucks
>>680127701
Everyone who wanted the leaf voted. Only half the country voted meaning only half the country gave a fuck. Your leaf still lost. You're in a massive minority. If you don't like it.... leaf
>>680127848
>your leaf
shouldnt you be prepping your gf's bull?
>>680127848
>Leaf tards were blown out in your life time.
Feels good man.
>>680127969
I am her bull anon.
>>680126224
Good, mate! Nice thing to get, I'm sure.
Any particular reason you're going to shit your pants though?
>>680126426
A whole lot of Rosie? kek.
Hey, any progress is good progress! Onya.
Nah, nothing. Quiet day, just doing the usual shit.
>>680126629
Fuckin' aye, you're in!
>>680128105
Coffee instead of V today, my guts are confused
>>680125857
>Shitcuntandforgotpic
Hellow again
>>680128191
Kek
>>680128191
Oh now it works. Sup dia
>>680128186
Risky business, man. Hold steady!
>>680128191
G'day, cobber.
>>680128105
Kek, dunno what that's supposed to mean
Yeah mate, Youtube tutorials are the shit
Ah sweet, as usual. Had to fix a park light today, thought the bulb had blown but nah, wire had snapped
Much doing tonight or just full on bants on TC?
>>680127989
>>680128007
kek. you faggots will have to one day explain to your grandchildren why you voted to keep them cucked for the rest of their lives.
stay mad
>try to buy a birthday present for my mother in Wellington city
>impossible because they self fucking nothing here
>>680113709
HELLO THIS IS ME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlbrE_pQqEE
ANY NZ BITCHES WANNA FUCK ME
>>680128719
At least my grandchildren will be white.
>>680128380
Don't worry, I made it.
>>680128719
>grandchildren
>implying they will one day have sex
>>680128761
Nah m8. You looked in the wrong places. Doesnt matter anyway. Unless you make mad bank you wouldnt have been able to afford it. Mad mark ups.
Its like they dont realize they need to make people want to buy their shit.
>>680128771
hahah
FUCK NO
>>680128807
Are they satin boxers?
>>680128847
>wrong places
So what are the right places?
here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeYUZ3ruN10
>>680113709
Its either too fucking hot
Or too fucking cold
It really rustles my jimmies
>>680128774
i'm whiter than you will ever be kiddo
>>680120886
I know aye
>>680128873
Yes. I like my testes to breathe.
>>680128489
It's a song, and it's also the chick in TC. Forget it lol
How is the car otherwise? I know that deal, bloody fiddly thing.
Nah, nought on at the minute, but I might go for a wander later on, it's been a minute. You?
>>680128807
SAFE!
>>680128771
Yeah I really want that thick juicy booty you bad bad santa
>>680129488
Yeah mate, I'm lost!
Nah it's good, haven't been out since Friday, probably take this break as a time to save money
Ah nice. Nights are getting colder too! Yeah nah just sticking around for banter
>>680126459
im really jealous tbh
>>680130659
You can be the bottom anytime for me bby
>>680130735
show me your benis
>>680130876
Show me your butthole
>>680129812
Ah, fair enough. Save the money over the couple weeks, why not?
Boost! Yeah, same, but expect it'll die down before long so I'll probably wander out when it does
>>680130876
>benis
>>680130990
no im shy ;_;
>>680131081
It's fine, i've seen your ass before joshie
>>680131007
Need cash stacks for tires, y'know?
Turbos would love the chilly weather
Fair enough, man, just out and about as per usual?
Chch.
Thinkin pretttyyyyyyyy seriously about killing myself.
Works going alright, so that's nice.
>>680132086
Pussy nigga.
>>680131595
Yeah, I know! Not until after winter though, would be a waste of time.
Yeah, mate. My ignitors and all that shit love the chilly weather too lol
Yeah, just go for a wander, see what's what.
>>680132086
Talk it out, mate?
At least you've got work, and it's going well at that.
>>680132364
100% accurate. I mean, except the black thing. And the having a pussy thing. But I understand your thoughts.
>>680132365
Ehhh. Just a negative thought cycle, these things happen. It's not the first time, won't be the last.
Self worth is hard to fake and without it a lot of things seem pointless.
>>680132365
Yeah yeah, I'll probably get them nearer the time to my next WoF but keep the money aside for it
Should do, you might get longer than an hour tonight!
Sounds ideal, mayn
>>680132597
>these things happen
Yeah, I know that feel. Kinda hurts me to know it'll pass, makes it feel like it doesn't matter or something.
Anyway, I hope things come right for you, and it's all good in the end. Nought much else I can say, probably.
>>680132658
Fair, man. When is the next warrant?
Haha, if I'm lucky. I don't think the air flow to the bay is particularly good.
Not coming out for the bants?
>>680133524
Yeah. Not even really sure why I posted.
Guess I wanted to say it outloud (or write it down in this case,) see how it felt.
Kinda felt right. Which is worrying.
Thanks again though
>>680133043
Paul >>>>
>>680133524
6 months, mate
Take headlights out for extra airflow? They optional, surely?
Me? Nah, staying in tonight, fam
>>680114593
Fucking roskill coon
>>680133654
Nah, it's all good. Not like there's fuckin' rules here or anything.
I've been in that state of mind before, I'm in and out of it a lot. I'm not trying to force the point or anything, but I find here to be one of the best places to talk about it.
Seems the kinda people that end up here have experienced similar kinda shit, so I always got good responses.
But yeah, no worries. Have a good one, as best you can, at least.
>>680134229
Yeah?
I mean. I've always seen 4chan on the 'do it faggot,' side of killing ones self. Odd to think I could actually talk to someone here? But hey.
That could work? I dunno.
sup my main niggers
>>680133786
Not even joking, I'm not taking them out. Such a pain in the arse to do, bloody hell!
I switched from projectors to the brick-type ones like yours, once and once only.
Nah, no worries. Just figured I'd extend the invitation.
Fuck, semi-related, Dunedin meet Mk.II when?
>>680134416
Where do you live?
>>680134571
I've had to take em' out before, such a fuckaround eh
I've got projectors mate, the bug-eye ones
Gotta take up invitation when it's raining for max bants!
Eh, I dunno man, thought you said OG fem had been hanging around? Haven't seen her around
>>680134337
Yeah.
Nah, I know, you always cop a bit of that, but you just ignore it. The good replies are worth it.
I know, mate, it's bloody weird. Fuck, I've met people from here that were good people!
>>680134416
Whangarei. I think I've only seen one thread on here where someone else was from here.
>>680135118
was meant for >>680134615
Posting a reply just so that I can be one of the gang. By the way you are all fucking retards and I hope that there is a cataclysmic earthquake soon that sends this catastrophe of a country to the bottom of the ocean floor..
>>680134879
Ah, well you know the pain!
Oh, have you? My memory fades.
Nah, I didn't mean to go for a "spirited drive", just to wander around and chill.
But yeah, next time it rains we'll go for a run up hills!
She was around on the weekend, had time off, which was why I figured you'd have bumped into her.
>>680135249
All too well!
Yeah mate, GTR's have bugeyes unless you put the N1's in them
Ah gotcha
Definitely, man
Ah okay, in thread or TC? Hardly bumped into her, more or less seen her from a distance
>>680135189
come on man, theres no need for that
>>680135473
Are the headlights actually different to normal R32 shit? 'cause I've got a spare brick light, and I heard you could just buy the grill clips and fit them to any.
Dunno about thread, but she was in TC. Thought she was looking for you, mate!
ahahah fuck u fuckin niggas i spinbot against u mutts in CSGO mm ahahahaha
>>680136086
I think you're lost? /vg/ might be more your thing.
>>680135906
They have a bracket for the grill clips, but I dunno, I've heard they're the same
Aw mate! Kek, she's always with Dungirl aka "flattie" in town from what I've seen
>>680121254
Im from Dunedin too :)
>>680136331
Ayy!
Good evening
tinychat com/nzcam
>>680136421
Omg you guys do tinychat?! Haha I have not done that for a long time. Im on mobile though soz.
>>680136244
I think they've all got the mounts for the clips, but I'll check now.
Haha!
>>680136331
Welcome, what's good?
>>680136519
Whats good...not a huge lot. Haha I am in bed, I should get off 4chan I have class tomorrow morning!
>>680136519
Yeah, we're in there daily, it's good chat!
Ah nevermind. What's happening anyway?
>>680136661
Churr fella. Almost got them quads, mate
>>680136950
Ok if you are then I will try tomorrow!! I donot use 4chan often, in fact I really shouldnt ever - i only first heard about it when that dude threatened to shoot up otago uni last year :) But id like to go on tinychat anyhow!
>>680114593
Get your own, fag
>>680137091
I go on most nights, it's good
Hahah, people weren't overly happy with that were they?
For sure
>>680136950
Nothing to shout about unless you hit the marks, mate.
>>680137199
Awesome! No! That was scary...all my friends stayed home anyway - i was in timaru that day nervously waiting to hear stuff!!
I just noticed all the women I fuck are left handed... Why do I always attract the lefties?
>>680137525
Try a bigger sample size, when you only have 1 result it tends to be pretty bias
>>680137387
You do have a point!
>>680137474
Eh yeah, I could never imagine something like that happening here, though
Do you go to uni down here?
>>680137579
I agree :) I do yes, just about finished, in my final year!
>>680137744
Although there was that Winz shooting in Ashburton, which was scary enough
Oh nice! Studying what?
Ah yeah true! Nursing! (So poly rather than uni...same thing though!)
>>680138224
Oh nice, hard work or manageable?
I go to Poly also, hahah
>>680138294
Manageable...just! Oh what a small world! What do you study?
>>680138320
Too late, fam
>>680138575
Just is enough, though!
You know it
I'm one of them fellas down in D block that study I.T, literally because I was unsure what I wanted to study
>>680138635
Its never too later bro
>>680138635
MOAR
>>680126689
>Oppression
Topkek. Unless you're a useless Maori on welfare, your descendants are probably FROM Britain you fucking autist.
Stay mad, nigger.
>>680138800
Neat haha! We move from H to G to Dunedin Hospital to Wakari and all over the show
>>680139019
It's alright, yeah!
Really? Nuts. I'd hate having to work in a place like Wakari, though. Do you enjoy it or neh?
>>680139151
Hmmm it has its challenges up there..!!!! I think ill stick to the main hospital!
woopwoop
What are your thoughts on tourists who come for a year to backpack ?
>>680139498
dont care
>>680139498
Hot German ones? Or the gross hippy ones who live out the back of old vans?
>>680139447
Gotta keep ya busy though, y'know?
I've worked in the Leslie Groves kitchen, dementia ward up there isn't a fun time
>>680139498
don't really have one tee bee ach
>>680139620
Normal people. I'm from Belgium, we start travelling in august with my gf after a year of saving money. How easy is it to find weed in NZ and how much does it cost in average ?
>>680139624
Uhhhhh eee yeah thats not my type of area I want to go into!
>>680139954
It's not fun at all, shit's scary man
Are you wanting to be an E.D nurse, or?
>>680139799
If you want easy weed don't come to Christchurch. Anything you do find will almost definitely be garbage. Also anybody got weed in christchurch?
>>680139799
oh god you are Belgian.
>>680140064
Hahahahahahaaa!! I think paeds :)
>>680140159
The beer loving french speaking type. Not the Flemish.
>>680140284
Oh dealing with kids and stuff?
That'll be fun, kids are pretty cute
>>680140434
Yeahh!! I love it! Oi im turning this off now, I will try that tinychat thingy tomorrow. Cya!
>>680140302
ohhhhh in that case come on over!
seriously tho, the flemish piss me off
>>680140508
Yeah all good, have a good one
WoOp WoOp!
>>680140771
back in 2002 this image would've taken about 30 - 45 minutes to load
>>680140894
for some of us it still does!
So are we shitposting this one to the end again or nah?
Anyone even still around?
Islanders are fucking fat lazy fucks
>>680141913
I guess we've reached that time of the evening...
>>680141913
Not me. I play rugby :^)
>>680142172
>>680142800
>>680142979
>tfw you will never hoon across Nairobi on a racing adventure tour
>no hamburger creatures shitposting guns tonite
What's good cunts.
>>680143125
Nah, I'm the only shitposter here tonight. Fuck, I'm probably the only person here tonight, bar you.
Nought's happening, what's good with you?
>>680143623
Nam much, partner just went to bed, and I don't feel like sleeping yet, fuck it. /b/ all night.
>>680144182
Nought better to do at night?
>>680144815
>>680145290
>>680145455
>>680145658
Guess old mate ended up going to bed with said partner.
>>680146153
Am I literally the only one here now?
Fuck, that's depressing.
>>680146479
Ah well, soldier on regardless!
>>680146618
>>680146733
>>680146618
Avondale reporting
>>680146812
>>680146922
Noice dubs. What's happening?
>>680147072
fuck yeah, 90s rally
>>680147072
Fuck all just finished work lying in bed, might get otp
>>680147544
Fuck yeah!
>>680147658
Word, word. Either get pissed or just crash for the night?
>>680147736
Fucken hard, probs get pissed though fuck all else to do
>>680147976
True, bro. What's to drink?
>>680147976
that's what im doing. sweet navel orange ivanov because thats all i have
>>680148194
>>680148334
where do you get these pics from?
>>680148515
Fuck, all over the place. I just kinda stumble across cars that interest me and then go looking.
>>680148623
>>680148623
ah nice. I thought you found some sort of old archived collection or something
>>680148858
Nah, not quite. Collected from various places.
Nissan Heritage Collection was one I saved a lot from, but the rest is more random.
night fam
Why are IDs even one?
>>680149318
>>680149341
G'night.
>>680149318
I thought I noticed more bias towards nissan. I quite enjoy these
>>680149870
I've owned an R32 for ages now, so yeah, Nissan bias stronk. Got the shirt and everything.
I'm not all Nissan's though!
i went to the north island and the most popular pursuit is to mow the lawn
>>680148194
Dirty fucken mavvys
>>680150134
Even got some hectic Commo's, ow
>>680150421
Mavvys? Sorry, lad. I don't drink much, haven't heard of it.
>>680150459
But still, mainly Nissans.
>>680150421
disgusting. my favourite depressing drink (other than hot stuff)
>>680150738
Usually find the empty cans lying all over the place in less evolved parts of town
>>680150945
Ah, bourbon and cola. Now I know what we're dealing with!
Fuck it, let's crash this over the line.
Keeping it 300 like IDbro
>>680151466
G'night, kiwis!
>>680151479
Ooh, well played.
>>680151479
he's dead bro.....
Fuckin' hell, this thread has been going for almost eight hours.
