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Teleportation nigga.
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you can only teleport to morbidly obese peoples homes
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>>680107035
you can only teleport into buttholes getting is shit pushed in
>super strength nigga
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>>680107035
you can only teleport to the same height above sea level.

if you teleport from a tall building you'll plummet. if you teleport to a mountain you'll end up embedded in stone.
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you can only teleport if you can see the desired location clearly
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>>680107262
Only when you're breathing helium
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>>680107035
You can only teleport to places that your jizz has came into contact with
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>>680107298
pics count??
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Telekinesis!
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>>680107035
The ability to control electricity (electrokinesis or whatever)
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You can usecit only on things you own
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>>680107508
You can only move things that weigh a total of 3 grams no more no less
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>>680107610
you are highly magnetic
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>>680107610
only while standing in a pool of water
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>>680107610
You can only control it within 1 inch of yourself.
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>>680107262
You are slow as a snail and fat like an elephant
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>>680107508
only things that are shaped like a cock
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Mind control
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The power to control peoples free will
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Ability to manipulate the density and shape of my flesh.
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invisibility
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>>680107508
you are required to help everyone you know move heavy objects when heavy objects need lifting
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>>680107212
>teleporting to practically anywhere in America
Not much of a restriction.
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The power to change anything about anyone you'd like
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>>680107035
But you can only teleport to places you've been before.
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>>680107212

Anywhere in america then?
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ability to manipulate fire, creating it at will from any body part, and controlling it
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Alright alright. My power is the ability to make any follow my command, ala Code Geass.
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>>680107862
only by giving up your free will
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the ability to have any power i want, and i can ignore the anon's restrictions
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>>680107912
Your clothes aren't invisible, you can't get them off or you feel exposed
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>>680107862
coupled with the crushing knowledge that free will was an illusion anyway
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>>680107964
You are extremely flamable
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>>680107964
you still get burned by heat as it comes out.
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>>680107862
While you control them, they control you.
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>>680107912
only when your dick is limp
>Pyrokinesis
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>>680107932

The original thing you changed becomes part of you
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>>680108146
see
>>680108119
>>680108097
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>>680107912
only when you have a white sheet covering you and you have to be yelling "booooooo"
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>>680107912
You have to close your eyes in order for it to work
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>>680108031
Super powers only last 0.05 sec. Ignoring the restrictions will kill you.
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the ability to control time, without being affected by my own power
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>>680107932
I was about to say something good but >>680108156 is better than what I was coming up with.
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>>680107035
ultimate super power, telekinesis
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I can make any physical object I imagine clearly appear. It is permanent.
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>>680107212
So basically anywhere in america?
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>>680108230
>230 ▶
>>>680107912
>You have to close your eyes in order for it to work
mystery men was such a good movie
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>>680108233
>Ignoring the restrictions will kill you.
i ignore that restriction, and it doesnt kill me...poof
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>>680107965
While they follow your command their brain capacity is reduced by 90%
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>>680108275
Only inside of your asshole
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>>680108275
it happens uncontrollably to every physical object you imagine

>found buried alive under naked traps
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>>680108271

Marry me
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>>680108275
it immediately turns into a pile of shit, it is permanent
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The power to increase muscle mass, stamina, agility, and core power through proper diet and an exercise regiment at roughly double the effectiveness of the average population.
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the ability to kill anyone on earth, just by visualizing them in my mind and thinking of how they would die
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>>680108340
This is a rule, not a restriction
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The ability to counter any restrictions placed on my power.
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>>680108484
rules are restrictions, dumbass
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>>680108442
Come on, be serious. That one's just silly.
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>>680108508
>didn't give a power
ok
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I can stop time at any moment
and i cant grow old
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>>680108031
Every power you give yourself is given to everyone else in the world, and all of them hate you and want you dead. Your restrictions, none.
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>>680108463
You body swap with them the moment before they die
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>>680108508
You have no powers
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>>680107262
Super strength but not super bone density.
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>>680108508
The power you gain is the ability to cause sexual arousal in trees.
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>>680108269
everything around you still obeys the rules of time. Freezing time means everything is frozen, and the past cannot be changed.
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>>680108463
everytime you kill someone a horse rape your ass
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TIME TRAVEL
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>>680108269
You cannot move objects that are frozen in time
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>>680108680
>everything around you still obeys the rules of time
so the power doesnt work at all? thats just ridiculous
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>>680107035
Well, my super power is turning used condons into beautiful ballon animals. Which I then give as a gift.
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>>680108463
you feel the death they go through, pain and all
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>>680108804
you may only travel forward in time, in 1 second intervals
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>>680108810
this one is much better than

>>680108680
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>>680108461
a horse rape your ass everytime you grow muscle
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>>680108601
Once you stop time you can't start it again cause it affects you too.. dumbass
>be one punch man
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>>680108463

Everyone the person you killed ever knew immediately knows it was you and how you did it as well as your location
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>>680108818
Ya, that's not a super power, it's just super gross.
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>>680108818
You can only give them to little boys
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>>680108587 no that is the power.

>>680108633 yeah pretty much
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>>680108748
im down
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>>680108601
When you stop time you can't move
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>>680108804
You can only travel by using 1kg of diamonds, consumed in the process. At the time you arrive diamonds don't exist.
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>>680108818
If the condom has an STD it vanishes. Your power is nice so you get a nice 'restriction'.
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>>680108812
sure it is you can go and have a look around and you can skip forward in time at will.

and you can be the worlds fastest sprinter just by running time at 0.5 speed
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>>680108943
so your power is to resist restrictions on your power? so your power does nothing since it doesnt have any special "ability"
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>>680107880
a horse rapes you everytime you use your ability
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>>680108916

You can only ever throw one punch
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The ability to see into any location on Earth. Not teleport there, but get a good look of whatever's going on, like looking at an HD security feed.
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>>680109067 yeah...
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>>680109176
Shitty resolution, censored.
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>>680109176
an image of your head, the size of a house appears floating in that location, and there is no way to hide it
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The ability to shapeshift into any animal whenever I want
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INVISIBILITY
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The ability to not feel pain
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>>680109294
he said HD, so its in the power
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>>680109176
No adblock, adds pop up every 2 seconds
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the ability to fuck the mom of anyone who try to put limitations on my power
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>>680109357
the person or animal you love the most experiences the pain instead
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>>680109134
That's OK, i can simply kill the horse with my new hand spear.
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>>680109176
>>680109294
this. 320x240, cant see into buildings except via windows
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Ability to kill myself
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>>680109422
you have to let the dad fuck you too
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>>680109312
every other animal wants to fuck you when you shapeshift
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you been healed
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>>680109422
Paralyzed, dick cut off
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>>680109312
Mother has to be dead
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>>680109458
You lack the will to ever do it.
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>>680109294
>>680109455
he literally said HD quality, you cant lower the quality
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>>680108461

If you skip your diet or exercise regiment you lose muscle mass, stamina, agility, and core power at four times the rate of the effective population as well as gaining fat
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>>680109438
the horse is immune to your power and has 20 metters dicks ravaging your ass
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>>680109429
That sounds like the book bruiser, but in reverse
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>>680107858
You can only control disabled people
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>>680109595
fucking watch me
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>>680109313
It only lasts as long as you hold your breath, and your clothing stays visible.
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>>680109458
You don't own anything you can kill yourself with
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tha ability to have friends
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>>680109458
Granted, but it takes you fifty years to die.

I want my foreskin back.
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the ability to be autistic
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>>680109176
It's HD, but it's like watching a HD video but fed through a 14.4 modem.
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The ability to cum anytime i want, any amount i want
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>>680108870
Then there's this faggot
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>>680109626
My power doesn't effect the horse, it effects my own body.
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>>680109740
it feels like you cum pure acid
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The power to have no restrictions placed on my power.
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>>680109711
Your friends are ugly and all want to fuck you.
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>>680109740
everytime you cum it all ends in your right eye and a horse rapes your ass
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Take control of other's bodies for periods of time.
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>>680109711
They're all cooler than you, more successful and have a significant other while you never will.
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>>680109813
>never said a power, rendering your "power" useless
ok
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>>680107035
Happyness
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>>680109737
acceptable. he gets to pick high quality or high framerate.
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>>680109740
You can only do it when nobody's recording. So no porn star life for you.
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>>680109711
Only imaginary
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>>680109853
they have control of your body
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>>680107035
Any super power? I'll take China and Russia.
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>>680109875
Only when everyone else is happy
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shapeshifting
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>>680109873
[x]Rekt
[ ] Not rekt
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>>680109873
My power isn't useless because I'm using my power to be able to make people not using restrictions on my abilittities
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>>680110003
Only into animals smaller than he size of your dick(2in)
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i am fast like the flash
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>>680109422
That includes my mom
>She's not in good shape and you HAVE to do it
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The ability to be invisible to blind people
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>>680109898
In that case I pick high framerate. I can deal with potato graphics if there's at least no lag.
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>>680107298
only if the diablo 2 teleport sound is playing whenever i do it
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>>680108463

You have to write their name and details of death in a book

Heh
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Ability to finally leave 4chan
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>>680110098
You're so flashy you are blind while you run
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>>680108461
you are extremely lazy and unmotivated
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>>680110106
Make constant noise
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>>680110098

You also cum fast during sex
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>>680110025
but you dont have an ability, you never said you had an ability, all your "ability" is, is to resit changes to a power you never specified, rendering you a normal human
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my power grants me a girlfriend
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>>680110106
You constantly emit a high pitched whir
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>>680110106
They can smell you, because you're a nigger
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>>680110274
She forces you to be a cuck
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>>680110274
she is ugly, horrible body, riddled with STDs

but she will always love you, and do nice things
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>>680110094
im a femanon. does this still apply
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>>680109974
This cant be a restriction, cuz that wouldnt be a superpower anymore
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The power to have horses rape my ass
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>>680110401
can only be female
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>>680110394
only into animals that would fit into your pussy whole
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>>680110394
Still smaller than 2 in
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Transform into a trash anytime
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>>680110437
>still down with this
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>>680110258
I'm not norm bc my pover is using my power to let not people use their restrictions on my power to let not people use restrictions on my power.
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>>680110498
You don't need a restriction
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>>680110395
What kind of superpower is happiness in the first place?
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>>680110559
/thread
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>>680110540
ok anon, whatever you say


fucking normie
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>>680110098
you don't perceive things at high speed. you move fast but reflexes and reaction time is normal
>splat
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the ability to finally make my gf and my family proud of me
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>>680107298
>telescopes
>teleobjective lenses
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The ability to vote Donald trump
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>>680110708
you fuck it up again and disappoint them like you always do.
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>>680107508
you can only move light obejects that are touching your hands
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>>680110786
but then i can make them proud again...im ok with this
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>>680110582
It's unreachable to get happy, so it would be a superpower
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>>680110628
UR the normal . Idk if my tought processer is beyond you're capacitie or wat. But u don't seme2 undrstnde
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>>680110777
only after voting is over
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>>680107880
only to become a morbid obese man
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the ability to survive in space without food, oxygen, water, heat, and i can survive reentry into the atmosphere
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The power of shitposting
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>>680107858
While using, you are completely physically inactive, and the victim can also reverse the control if they become self aware that it is happening (a la the lucid dreaming process)
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>>680107965
but only if they acceed
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>>680108414

>imagines thousands of Bad Dragon dildos
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>>680108031
the superpower is a lie
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Ability to eliminate all feminist in the world and the entire universe
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ability to get dubs whenever i want
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>>680108031
even with the powers you're still a faggot
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>>680107035
the power of gf get
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>>680111111
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>>680107035
omnipotence, what now nigga?
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>>680110989

You can only post 1 meme every year
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Immortal.
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>>680108461
only in RPGs and using cheatcodes

basically your life right now
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Pyrokenises
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>>680110188
Go to tumblr
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>>680111121
you can only use the ability on /r9k/
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>>680107035
Power to change anything into a trap, and fuck it
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>>680108508
but the restrictions still applies
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>>680110834
Lost
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>>680108601
you freeze in time aswell
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the ability to be a nigger
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Super power: White guy w/ corn rows.
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>>680111299
you fuck you stole my power give it back
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>>680108818
you get african tier super aids everytime you use the power
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>>680108272
The maximum possible force is directly proportional to your physical strength, and causes physical fatigue with use
A.k.a. >>>/fit/
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>>680110188
You can never leave for more than 24 hours at a time, and when you come back it's for 48 hours...and you must browse /mlp/ for at least half of your return time.
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>>680109176
you need to use google maps street view in your smartphone or computer
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>>680111457
it's mine now nigger
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>>680108461
Only through the use of anabolic via needle to the japs eye
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>>680109313
only for your own eyes, everyone else can see you perfectly
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Can do anything with a ludicrous amount of style
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>>680111551
>you must browse /mlp/
he already left 4chan, he cant browse /mlp/
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>>680109458
but revive minutes after

enjoy hell
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the ability to be OP and not be a faggot
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>>680111666
well hello satan
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>>680111666
But no one else can see you do it.
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>>680111666
like those trips?
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>>680110989
You are just able to shit on posts while you are sitting on them, getting the pole all up your ass, not shittpaosting in internet.
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>>680111666
Dub trips checkd
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>>680111666
satan incarnate confirmed
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>>680109711
they pretend to be your friends just to rob your shit and bully you

highschool again
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>>680111666
You look like Carrot Top does currently.
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>>680111666
But you're a quadriplegic.
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>>680111243
your natural regeneration process stops, you get wounded, you stay wounded forever
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>>680110472
>a hunchback whale
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>>680111353
They all have horse cocks.
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>>680110188
You always end up coming back.
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>>680111887
Eww flesh rot. But I'm totally cool with that.
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>>680108269
Your body itself is the only thing unaffected by time, and all objects frozen in time including your clothes and anything you would seek to move are held in place by time force
Basically you can only run around naked, or use it to stop and think/sleep
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>>680111265
Only works underwater.
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>>680111666
Looks like somebody just Devil Triggered
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>>680110098
you need to consume the calories needed to run as fast as the flash
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Ability to have more cocks in my mouth than OP

>inb4 impossible
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>>680112009
You are op
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>>680111436
you have a 3 inch dick
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>>680110188
"see you tomorrow bud" restriction applies
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>>680111920
>hunchback whale
this is now a meme
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The ability to have white-male privileged despite being a nigger
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>>680110274
"she´s" an active trap
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>>680109298
I like this one
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>>680110708
they pretend to do it but in their minds they still hate you to dead
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>>680108156
> wish david beckham didn't have a fit body

Kekerino I have become an alpha male all without doing a thing
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>>680110777
you become an iliterate rednceck
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Ability to invade Russia in winter
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>>680112129
You are now Jaiden Smith
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>>680109134
Well, that escalated quickly.
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>>680110978
you become a really sturdy metoerite
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>>680109972
You have to take in every single Muslim refugee too
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>>680112009
More cocks than op
>>680112050
You are op

>Infinite cocks

kek
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>>680111968
Good enaugh
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I can repair anything I touch
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The power to win at any video game ever at any time.
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>>680110989
no one can see them nor they get recognized by the system
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>>680109298
my sides
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>>680107035
With no restrictions, always teleportation. >>680107262
I like this restriction.
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>>680111116
you become a hardcore femenist
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Ability to wield samurai swords and jutsu + running like naruto
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>>680109422
Even the 10 month old decomposing corpse of my mom
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>>680112444
Whatever you repair becomes half as effective as before
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>>680112444
You become an incurable leper.
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>>680112454
no hands
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>>680112557
Nigger that's not repairing....
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>>680112322
Your ability does not extend to anybody under your command
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>>680111265
you can only shoot fire from your dick and it will burn you

basically gonorreah
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Probability manipulation
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>>680112559
So things don't get infected and die?
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>>680111454
you´re a white male

enjoy your shitty genetics
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>>680112646
> something works but breaks
> repair
> becomes half as good as before but still works

Think anon
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>>680112713
it probably won't work when you really need it too
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>>680112557
kek
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>>680111666
you get style advice from /fa/


you´re going to be a walking joke m8
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I can shapeshift. Change into other people or things.
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>>680110989
Threads 404 ten minutes after you post
(Arguably a double edged sword)
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>>680112846
Only if you have cummed on or came inside of the object
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>>680112846
only people and things that have been inside your ass at least once every time you use it.
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>>680111436
You have to spend your life in prison.
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>>680112790
Kek
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>>680112322
Russia invades you back in minutes
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>>680112920
You become one half of The Wonder Twins.
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>>680108463
Unfortunately, you can't control the visualization process and any time you think about your friends, loved ones or even acquaintances, you can't help but imagine them falling victim to your terrible power... As you imagine that, it happens.
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The abillity to find and stream any information, picture, video from the hole internet that i want in my brain and understanding it
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>>680112846
Your dick shortens 1 inch everytime you do it
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>>680112938
so I have to shove something into my ass, and I'll transform into that thing? is that the rule?
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>>680107035
change embodiment
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Change_Embodiment
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>>680110188
You migrate to 7chan and frequent /fur/
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>>680113074
could shapeshift into someone with a huge dick.
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>>680112444
only if the repair needed is pushing something slightly
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>>680113067
you are a complete paraplegic who is blind and deaf.
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The ability to become a garbage can
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>>680113077
yes, but you can bank them up.
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>>680112846
You can, but every shape you take will have a drawed dick on the most notorious location.
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>>680113067
You have terrible grammar
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>>680112454
in single player against an easy AI and it doesnt get recorder nor seen by anyone
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>>680108913
Somebody really has a thing for horses raping people's assholes.
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>>680107035
You've got autism
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>>680112454
Anything your hands touch shorts out
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>>680113219
what do you mean bank them up? Like, keep heaps of stuff inside my ass so that I can transform into them at any time? Seems like a useful power.
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>>680113067
you get viruses and hackers
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>>680113165
Kek
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Ability to jihad without dying
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the power to make straight people gay.
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>>680113165
Don't need this outernet-skills anymore
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>>680113389
you dont get the virgins nor eternal salvation

you´re retarded m8
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>>680113406
you must have gay sex with them
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>>680113067
A puppy dies for each Kb of streamed data.
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>>680113406

They get fucked by horses in the ass every time you use the ability
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>>680113406
they instantly rape you
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>>680113494
deal.
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>>680113406
Cum is the source of your power, be it your own cum or other peoples'. You have to drink it to be able to use your powers.
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>>680113228
i don't need grammar i understand the information
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>>680113531
also good.
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>>680110498
You can only transform into nigger trash
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ability to be a god and do whatever the fuck i want. i can control anything, and ignore any rule or restriction placed on me.

find a flaw, faggots
>protip: you can't
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The ability to become a jew
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>>680113568
that was your plan all along wasnt it
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>>680113373
i have the information to get them shut up
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>>680113693
you are an atheist who has no self confidence to do anything with your powers.

Also you go to hell for not believing in yourself
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>>680113693

You are the god of gay and niggers
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>>680113693
OP says that we get to place a restriction on you. You've got to abide by OP's laws or he won't give you the powers. There's your flaw.
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>>680113600
That was an statement anon.
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>>680113502
I don't care
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>>680113727
pretty much.
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>>680107035
Easy.
Physical fatigue equivalent to distance travelled experienced in a single instant. Consecutive uses over long distances can easily cause death.
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>>680113838
I don't care
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>>680113844
he's going to only stream videos of dogs being hit in the head with shovels anyways.
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I can fly at mach 20 without injuring myself.
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>>680113804
>>680113806
>>680113830

well my power is to control anything, so no, i do get this power, i do have self confidence, and i dont go to hell

fucking checkmate
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>>680113953
you can't stop
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The ability to kill myself without dying
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>>680113953
you can only fly 1 foot above the ground
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>>680113693
but it isn't real
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>>680113974
you have the power but no motivation to use it.
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>>680113974
But if you don't have the power in the first place, you can't give yourself the power. If OP doesn't give you the power, you can't do anything.

Fucking checkmate.
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>>680113238
So, basically life right now. Got it.
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>>680113953
Every time you fly you get blind.
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>>680114021
thats a horrible way to live anon.

Your emo and unpleasant to be around.
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>>680114097
>implying OP gives the power
pick the fucking cotton out of your eyes and read, nigger, it never says op gives the power

>trying to be a smart ass when you're dumb as fuck
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>>680112790
oh fuck
kek
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>>680113947
Ive said any, you cant restrict something specific descripted
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>>680114021
I'm kill and I find this ability.
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>>680114097
It says you can choose, not that OP gives it to you...
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The ability to create a huge wall across Mexico and make them pay or it
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>>680113704
you live in 1942
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>>680114260
>rules state anons can place restrictions on it
meaning we can place restrictions on it.
and you can't do anything about it.
pick the fucking cotton out of your eyes and read, nigger.
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>>680114351
no, I was only saying that thats what you will probably choose to watch. It wasn't a restriction. Just a comment.
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>>680114439
yes, and my power is to say fuck you and ignore those restrictions

you think these threads havent been made before? i know what im talking about
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>>680114398
all your hair falls out.
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>>680114398
you have to have a comb over, forever

and you have tiny baby hands
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>>680114509
>i restrict you from ignoring any restrictions
so before you can even ignore my restriction, you are restricted. What can you do now?
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