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>>680094709
>>680094820
>>680095077
I never see these threads anymore.
>>680095531
I've been looking for this for forever, thank you anon
>>680094645
I understand the fury. I have a big ass garden that produces just over 2 thousand meals per year for my family. Rabbits are worthless fucks.
>>680096431
I used to have a small raised garden bed back home, but the deer would always get to it. Gave up on it after a while
>>680096897
Worst thing about it is this is me. A loner and huge disappointment.
>>680097467
ill be your internet buddy anon
>>680095077
THis is wonderful
>>680097586
ok. contact my twitter. @niggerzniggerzniggerz
>>680097467
no way I've seen that too many times
Anyone got the post about anons anti boner device, where he shoves a condom up his ass and ties the string around his dick
>>680098563
Tampon, fuck me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvxHXiUh0oc
>>680097586
Thanks I feel better now
>>680097984
Nigger trying to steal away my only friend. Ill cry myself to sleep now.
>>680099350
saw this shit yesterday lel
>>680099968
NONONONONO
One of my 4chan platinum archives
>>680098650
fuck me people are lazy these days
https://www.google.ca/#q=4chan+anti+boner+device
Not sure if you guys were there, but I know some people archived the post if you want it.
anyone have the dank one where an anon uses bible as toilet paper at his friend's house and goes on an epic journey?
>>680100694
that glorious dubs thread
4chan silver feels
>>680100765
Yeah, Waxfag here. I had second thoughts, but thought of being a faggot
>>680100887
I couldn't be a faggot op kek
Yes! I love these threads!
>>680100783
why can't I hold all these feels?
4chan gold feels
>>680100981
Do you know of anyone that archived it?
>>680096402
holy heck
>>680099165
I remember that thread. Some nu male telling op to be careful and shit
>>680101489
Truly legendary, haven't seen this in a long time either. Worth the read.
>>680099968
fucking canadians man
>>680100694
where do you go to look at archived threads?
>>680095077
this archive is missing the news article of the dutch girl getting arrested.. 0/10
>>680101432
Is this 4chan?
>>680094645
Every time I read this story I always feel bad for that rabbit...
>>680096201
ah this one is worth the read 10/10
>>680101966
I remember this haha! 4chan treasures
>>680093917
Holy shit. Wonder what that faggots up to now?
>>680094645
holy shit congrats anon, I actually lost. 100/10
>>680099765
I'm crying. Why is this so funny
>>680102090
>a painful realization
f-fuck you, man. just fuck you.
one of my fav's
the day op was a fag and deepthroated his own shit
>>680103459
fuck heres pic
R.I.P. Moot
>>680101489
good read everytime
got this one off a cringe thread the other night... too good not to save.
>>680100694
waxfag. never forgetti
made shittily but too lazy to repair it
4chan checks 'em
>>680103927
Waxfag here, I got the archive for you fags. Enjoy, it's still loading posts though, so it might take awhile https://fgts.jp/b/thread/680091423/#q680092379
>>680101623
lost so many times
>>680095531
Wait... Wut?
>>680096954
This one actually made me angry
>>680104126
saved for posterity
don't you die on me
dont die
GET threads are not "best of 4chan" tbh
>>680105951
Ylyl that I have never seen before? Quite exquisite
>>680105802
good one.
>>680104590
I think they changed it. It works right if you use "uga buga" instead of "ooga booga"
>>680106251
DOCTOR! DAVID NEEDS HEARTTRANSPLANT! HE-he help doct...
> dis bring back memories
>>680106424
Top fucking kek. Thank you.
>>680094645
put the rabbit in a cuck lol..
We won't let it 404
>>680106777
nice trips. but tl;dr. that's a whole lotta words, nigga.
>>680105770
witnessed this live!
>>680104590
>>680106424
put this in i fucking dare you
uuga buuga nugga buuga guuga fuug
>>680107337
Worth it trust me
>>680101432
always lose to this shit
>>680108037
This is ylyl it must be
>>680107105
All time fucking fav right there
>>680108246
mcGuyver? I don't get it.
No, I don't have google
>>680106777
>>680107337
>>680107785
Very worth it. 10/10, if anything read the last one.
>>680101623
Hate to be that retard but can someone explain? Did they rek the white night or OP? How did they figure out who OP was?
>>680108613
TV spy known for bullshitting his way out of corners with common objects.
>>680107337
>td;lr
hood nigger without father detected.
does this count?
>>680103585
I see this every once in a while but I can never read the resolution and/or can't follow. What happened? Was moot really cucked?
>>680109481
maybe
>>680105770
Oh shit, I remember this but I didn't screen cap. I screen cap this kinda shit but when I saw this I was like, ok cool.
>>680108996
Surprisingly this isn't cringe what haha
>>680106210
10000/10
Worth the fucking read
>>680099765
topkek
>>680108246
i don't even think b excisted in 02. pretty sure it was just 4chan then.
fake.
>>680109823
yeah he has other stories he has posted, they are ALL worth reading if you can find them online
>>680108822
they rekt op. doxxed the shit outta him
>>680099350
jfc just fucking speak up
>>680109950
My boner now tho
>>680105764
ho lee fuck
>>680103280
i was not prepared
>>680110852
fucking moot
>>680107105
>that anons reply at the bottom...im rock fucking hard from this
>>680099350
This bums me out
>>680101966
my insides hurt and i'm crying
Test
>>680109955
WELL I DIDNT KNOW THEY CAN READ!
Dont 404
>>680111748
Me too anon.
I think it's a precautionary tale.
Anyways, contributing.
>>680108246
I'm dying. Don't care if fake.
>>680111155
What was the outcome?
>>680112404
>>680109929
It appears to be in year/month/day format.
June 9, 2002 was a Sunday, but September 2, 2006 was a Saturday
This is one of my faves thr fucking post at the end of this holy shit
>>680096431
They're delicious little fuckers though. If you play your cards right, your garden could be a source of meat as well as vegetables.
>>680112299
Sweet dubs.
Any moar of PB?
>link to song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEbEYnsEMbE
>>680095531
Oh shit. I was in that thread.
>>680112926
Wow. clever girl. (not sarcastic)
>>680111155
FUCKING CHECK
Sit back and read the ride. It's a long one.
>>680113045
>This is why we're alone
Fucking kek
>>680099350
And then she went to leddit for help
>>680113930
> zozzle
>>680099350
fucking loser
>>680113742
Who's this faggot?
>>680114648
A shameless copy nigger
>nothingtoseehere.jpeg
>>680114013
>"...they didn't rape me, I don't think."
>"I feel so fucking gross and alone right now."
What a fucking moron. Got what she deserved.
>"I(19F) think I need help..."
>"...think I need help..."
>"...think..."
>"19F"
>19
>F
Yeah... Enjoy liberal arts.
>>680093917
>>680114876
>liberal arts
gr8b8, she's an engineer m8
reminder that this actually happened
>>680114013
>>680099350
What? These aren't the same things at all.
Also, allowing yourself to be cucked must be literally the most depressing thing. Just break up already you faggot.
>>680099350
This shit makes me laugh because I always think about the perspective of the guy doing the fucking.
As that guy, you know the boyfriend's going to regret it. You're auditioning for a fuck buddy when they inevitably break up. You go balls to the wall. All out, pound her better than ever.
You're sore and tired but she's in an even worse state.
Then at the end of a free fucking, you get to say "Thanks champ, that was fun"
>>680093917
>>680113232
fuckin A right doggie
> waiting for walking the dinosaur legends
>>680115439
Link to the spreadsheet?
Either im being retarded typing it out or it doesnt exist
>>680116572
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1N__JaFSOoXTWELuXzoRN1k60k7C-U2j9uVimYOF1dZI/edit#gid=795055595
Retard...
>>680111869
Holy fuck that was legendary
>>680115439
actually proud of my fellow /b/ros trying to save his ass
>>680112299
Pooping bandit all the way! LMAO. Got more of this shit?
>>680095077
Robert Paulson His Name Was Robert Paulson His Name Was Robert Paulson His Name Was Robert
>>680099350
This is basically one of the newer clips on efukt? Fuckin' lol'd, betafags.
>>680093917
Speaking the truth.
>>680110852
i never tought i would see a screencap of those days and feel such level of nostalgia
This thread may 404 now
The Boxxy troll face.
>>680099165
ive seen these people before. the girl was shooting the ginger with drugs. they were also naked in that photo to
What is under Double Ds hat /b/?.
>>680117987
>>680118212
>>680118519
>someone screencaps their own shit
>>680101100
I kek'd so hard
>>680101100
picture of a kitty 2 years ago when i was 12.next post doctor came i run downstairs in my car.... get your years straight
>>680105286
kek so hard that I'm dying
Going old school.
>>680120882
wow, thats an awesome thumbnail
>>680099968
didnt this... thing... post nudes?
bamping for a revive
>>680111512
uhhhhhh not real moot, that's just someone copying his name into the old name field.
obligatory
>>680113340
That's an amazing dad joke.
>>680093917
>best of 4chan thread
>no cp
>>680124256
that is the bottom barrel of 4chan.
if you like that shit, kill yourself you fucking pedophile.
you're more of a degenerate than the average otherkin or tumblr user.
>>680124623
Shut up newfag, what do you know about 4chan
>>680124663
I know 4chan steals its memes from 9gag you dip shit.
>>680101966
fucking hell my sides
>>680124663
oh i know some fucked up shit, degenerate
but you REALLY are the bottom part of the barrel of the planet, even fucking /b/
You are looked down upon IN /B/
Do you have ANY self awareness? ANY?
>>680124888
checcked
>>680101966
NICE! Hahaha... funniest shit I've read so far.
>>680125205
>>680110148
YESSSS!!!!
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO REPOST THIS FOR YEARS, THANK YOU ANON
>>680125414
"bait"
lmao k
>>680099350
lmao tho
>>680125780
Sorry newfriend, Its still Autumn. Come back in two months.
>>680125780
Fuck off, kid.
>>680093917
Nude girls.
>>680099968
that head looks so wrong on that body. Just, the fuck man
How is this thread still alive
>>680126637
>>680126765
I took a nap, and this thread's still here
>>680126968
>>680126001
TF it's Spring where I am, you some kind of southern hemisphere peasant
>>680096402
kek
>>680093917
from /mlp/
>>680113620
underrated post, this one hit me in the feels
>>680126334
HOHOHOHOHO
is someone getting a bit butthurt ;)
>>680113620
Stop anon, your making me tear up here.
>>680127199
Well now I know what a prepuce is
>>680099765
classic
>>680113232
be careful. eating a diet with a majority of rabbit can cause nutritional issues.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_starvation
>>680126001
How's the ping, Aussie?
>>680128126
i have never given the concept of white privilege any serious consideration, until this post.
White privilege is having the most serious problem in your life be a preteen son who is retardedly obsessed with beans. say what you will about third world countries but this kind of shit doesnt happen there
>>680127212
>>680128649
Uk mang, ping's not too bad.
>>680101966
COMPLETE AND UTTER GOLD THIS STORY IS BEAUTIFUL
>>680128669
Not White Privilege, just First World problems.
>>680128809
You guys don't have spring?
>>680096201
literally 11/10
This has to be one of the longest alive /b/ threads ever. I woke up had 3 college lessons and its still here.
>>680128809
Liar
>>680129154
Well fuck, I mixed up Autumn & spring. Fuck it man, I'm a degenerate who spends all my time on /b/ browsing dank memes. Don't have time to go outside & learn the seasons. Also, all we get in Uk is grey & wet. They're all the same to me.
>>680129570
it's no big deal
>>680129013
i dunno man, even in the first world, you think any black, latino, brown, or asian family would tolerate this shit? just beat the everloving fuck out of the kid till hes afraid to look at beans
>>680101669
savage mode : On
>>680129570
>implying i'm not a /b/ browsing degenerate
my job is the only reason I remember days and seasons and shit like that
>>680129705
My father is black.
If I were obsessed with beans he'd just wait it out. Not every black parent is a fucking asshole/child abuser.
>>680100694
What was going on there?
>>680130058
>implying smacking your kid is child abuse
this is why you americans raise degenerate kids. every culture throughout all of history smacked their kids for stupid shit but all of a sudden, america came up with a superior method of child rearing- polite conversations about feelings and waiting for them to grow out of being stupid shits.
hows that working out for you all?
What about the guy who became goofy?
>>680130399
checked
>>680130291
Pretty well. People in the UK do it too, by the way. In Australia too. There are these things called first world countries. They're more developed than Ukraine and Mexico. Hitting a child (Not just a smack on the bum or a slap on the wrist, like literally getting your belt out.) IS child abuse.
Huh, first actually decent "best" of 4chan thread I've seen in a while. Might as well post a bit
This image sums up 4chan rather nicely
>>680130526
yet outside the US, UK, and australia...you dont have kids who think theyre beans
>>680130698
>old
>>680130776
You've obviously never been to Mexico
>>680130926
damn, 2004...
>>680101966
Saved,
>>680104250
anyone still have it?
>>680131565
https://youtu.be/Uzc2GtFW4Hc
>how3utubes
>>680110271
That is sexy ass though.
Probably uncomfortable on the crotch though.
> zippocat?
>>680096897
The feels man....
The reason /b/ gets me every time
