Waifu claiming thread
Claim your waifu and discuss
claimed....maid outfit for homu...
They do! I remember being happy while watching the show when they started to work together.
Tsundere interacting with kuudere makes interesting scenes.
Don't worry about that, I will even make space on a certain drawer in your bedroom so you can store whatever you''d like there.
Im suspicious about something, I will need confirmation.
"Scared" can express different emotions and types of fear... Can you elaborate?
At this rate of bloodloss you will have to hold me again.
It's all good, man. No worries.
Hope your night is going well.
Random question for the tread.
Tomorrow you will wake up inside the last game you played, how fucked are you?
ummmm....maybe ill use it as my private drawer....but you can't look through it, okay?!
!!!! are you gonna be okay??? that's a lot of blood!!!!
The Masons are going to fucking butcher me.
Grand theft auto
Pretty sweet with portals.
Turrets, traps and acid is a downside.
I just enjoy patting her...
I WILL DRINK FROM YOU SKULL!
I can be fucked because mount and blade atm
Alright, woke up at 4AM, so came on here.
How are ya?
>hand-holder in training
Why'd you choose that?
Depending on what part of space, you would be granted a quick and painless death.
Im feeling... dizzy... quick, hug me.
Didn't play yet, but considering the previous games you're pretty fucked.
God... I never even heard about this one.
>In the 800s
Well maybe if I can become a noble or something but other wise completely and utterly fucked especially since nobody speaks the same English I do.
Can we show hamakaze how to lurk properly? Post em
>"Scared" can express different emotions and types of fear... Can you elaborate?
Yes. I'm talking about the aspect of 'scary' not people being scared; that's their problem.
Scary has some objective standards.
Volcanos are scary. T-Rex is scary.
It doesn't really matter if you fear them.
I'd say I'm pretty fucked.
And it's time to be off, have a good one everyone~
Nothing I'm not used to.
What'd I miss?
ummmm, is this okay?
Which one? Yea its pretty alright, just don't forget to drive safely.
Don't get hooked to skooma.
Are there any jews to kill there?
As cool as that would be, it would suck not being able to shut it down after getting pissed of at a puzzle.
I think you win...
Only casuals would rage quit at Portal
not too much, just the usual....what's been going on with you??
I don't have one yet... until I get bothered to do it I will have to use this.
Same as any other day, doing nothing
doesn't sound too bad, i would like to be doing nothing lol
Welcome to San Andres I'm CJ from Grove Street..
I just assumed you should be prepared, so you might as well try and practice a little bit, to make sure you get the basics.
Oh, and I hope she's currently resting comfortably.
I haven't heard you say anything yet.
What do I win?
I don't see how a time ranger that turns into a demon or witch and carries infinite modern military weaponry in a shield can be scary.
Sleep tight Kyoko, hope to see you again someday.
Lel I'll be fine. Unless I'm an NPC.
Not really complaining, I prefer it to going anywhere
Not anime but I don't give a fuck, nigga, a waifu is a waifu.
All you had to do was follow the dame train
im the same way, i only go places that i need to go
>I don't see how a time ranger that turns into a demon or witch and carries infinite modern military weaponry in a shield can be scary.
T-that's right... nothing unusual about it.. s-see you later....
>practice a little bit
We'll practice together. I won't accept anything else.
Seriously, can you guys stop making these waifu threads 10 times a day. This is seriously as bad as traps and fur. No one cares who your waifus are. Phew glad I got that out.
that's a.....big rifle you have there....
>please don't shoot me with it
Off course! But lately I caused you so much trouble... Hugging you like this is more fair.
I like your attitude.
My man of another color.
I need to pat you.
You could write this in a more copypastable manner.
Don't go away yet.
>captcha is street signs
>picture of 4 trash cans and no street signs
A psst psst psst psst psst psst psst
I'll have 2 number 9, a number 9 large, a nip 6 with extra dip, a number 7, 2 number 45 one with cheese and a large soda
well...i like either way....just hugging you is fine!
>I won't accept anything else.
She'd be glad to hear it.
Make sure to do your best when the moment arrives.
Calm down, if we're living together we need to trust as much as we can in eachother.
Lets do a trust exercise with this.
You could write this in a more copypastable manner.
I don't think you're in a position to complain.
Of course. I made a promise.
And thank you. I appreciate the thoughts, Ruri.
h-hey!!!!! what kinda exercise did you have in mind?!?!?
That means I am in the right position.
Jesus Christ I'm no longer sure how many Kumas I have, kuma.
Either 4 or 5, kuma.
Pretty isn't it? If I were in ROTC for 2 years and go into basic, would I be an E2 instead of E1?
Is yui still here? Cause I can't get the dogs to open the gates in siege like he said he did before
Righty o, it's 5AM, going to go and try to get some stuff done, I'll be back on tomorrow
You will find out soon. Do you like fire rockets?
Now that I think about it this post and my last one can be interpreted in so many ways... some of them make me want to laugh and cry.
I hope you weren't feeling down earlier because of me, im feeling much better now.
what are kumas?!
yes! but since you're going into the airforce, it has to be the airforce rotc, i believe you can also go in as an e-3 if you do a pt test and get two friends to join up
I have 1500 less fuel than all other resources, wat do?
i...i like fire....it's really pretty...just don't set me on fire please!
>me wanting to go chairforce
Sweet I went to the navy rotc for two years I'll be a Seaman Apprentice! Shinoa anon gets on around 2am in central time
A ship in KanColle, kuma.
She's pretty likeable and useful too, kuma.
Expedition 5 with 1CL flagship and 3 DDs.
shit!! i keep doing that! im sorry, then yes you'll be an e-2 in the navy lol
In WoWs I have a Kancolle mod.
It changes the "enter" button in the chat box to "KUMA!'
I'm off to bed now.
You all know the drill.
night night atago!! sleep tight and well
heeeeey you!! how goes it??
I will shoot it from your backyard, the chance of failure is not too high.
Im half passed out to sleep, I will do that tomorrow. Why do I like Kisaragi so much when she is so weak?
Its 5am here and what am i doing with my life... see you tomorrow, you're all awesome.
Heyo, sky eyes.
There'll be another time. Goodnight.
hmmm well okay....just don't shoot any of the trees....
goodnight homu!!! hope my bed is comfy....again
Lmao dude it's fine don't worry about that and aww yeah nigga!
Dubdub. What up
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
As are you friend! Sleep well :)
ayyyyy! Pretty good, just relaxin after an exam, how about you?
Hey there, my fan.
I'd like to see the dere dere if you don't mind.
i did a pt test for my e-2, it's like an extra 200 bucks a month so very worth it
>It's my fault, I don't name my files
that makes you mysterious though!!!
Goodnight yuri magic.
I'm gonna head off to bed, y'all.
Goodnight, sleep warm and well.
Late claim. Best waifu legs and smug / 10
A new one! heh, hows it goin?
Wubbalubbadubduuub! Just chillin, how bout you?
Ayyyy, hows it goin?
What are you trying to say to me nigger?
sorry to hear that....is it a stomach illness?
good night hand kun, sleep tight!!
Goodnight handyman! Keep the knuckles warm :D
you are still an E-1 how long has it been since you graduated basic?
what is your career path?
losing control of my life. but its the same old same old.
not much, just winding down after work....still, what kinda test did you have today???
huh? nah i skipped e-1 lol, it's been 4 years since i graduated basic, i was saying i took a pt test before the army for e-2 lol
For an extra $200? Knowing how much they pay you in the millitary, that's sounds like it's very worth it. So if I take a test for E3, i could get a pay raise?
Good night hand kun
Welcome smug sister
Playing RTW. Old but such a great game. I see you've been watching rock and morty?
Did you catch something?
Goodnight CPR hands.
oh,are you still in the army then? pls tell me more what MOS and what are you wanting to do in the future?
e-1 to e-2 is one of the biggest pay increases for the lower enlisted (e1-e4) e2-e3 isn't that big of an increase, im not sure if you can do that for e-3, i think you have to do the recruit friend thingy
Ignore me, there has been some anon who would only come around to bully me, and I had to think of you, Mai.
Anyhow, it's been a while.
yeah, im getting out in a few months....just a 15u crewmember for chinooks...
Control? Whats that?
never end the wind down! and it was a chemistry test that I didn't so much as think about studying for haha
Nice! And yeah im a fan of the ruck and mooty. Still waiting for the next season hurts
Why would anyone ever?
Scratchy throat and upset stomach
Probably with all the unhygienic kids at my school
Be back in a few, I'm going to take a shower.
>Anyhow, it's been a while.
neat, do you ride in it or only repair it when its on the ground?
Dark souls 3. Oh hell yeah. I'd love to fet my asshole fucking torn by pontiff. Irl this time
You never left us.
Why do you prefer to keep silent, though?
army aviation is best girl. fucking Kiowas, 160th SOAR, and you niggas pinnacle landing chinooks.
Did you work out new sleeping arrangements with Homura?
Dook Soos 3, OH BILLY OH GOSH I sure can't wait for Oceiros to stick his polyps in my fucking mouth
With those trips who needs it! I did pretty good in highschool but now Im a little less compitent lol
Pretty good, just chillin. How are those hotpockets treatin ya?