Faces of /b/ thread continued!
>Post, Rate, Chill or tell us what you're listening to!
listening to judith by a perfect circle
let's see where this goes
Listening to I Don't Think it's Too Late by Teen Suicide
Well you look good so its alright
Holy fucking shit dude
That's the stonecold look of a man whose father scraped the butter out of the butter container, took a massive shit inside the container, and put the butter back on top for his unsuspecting family to eat from until they discovered his plot 3 weeks later.
Kek you made this thread earlier and got shit on and then the thread 404ed lmao you tried so hard to look clever in that thread too
Nope same picture and everything but only one other person posted their pic and op kept replying with shit like "keep bumping the thread :)" It's just this guy makes the same thread multiple times a day
Well my old profile pic for shit is only one on my phone so here it is.
Can someone just tell me how boring and unremarkable I look so I can confirm it and move on in life please? I've done nothing with "style" and dress about as normal as it gets (plain colored tshirts, jeans, etc). Seems a lot of dudes who go for some niche looks get way more attention... I guess I just don't think I have some remarkable features that make me think I have a certain "look" to go for.
Do you have a sister? If so, ask her for advice. Even if it sucks, she's still a girl who probably knows more about what could make you attractive to girls than you do. Might be awkward depending on your relationship but idk, it's a start if you're really concerned. I think you look pretty good btw. "Traditionally handsome" is what I'd say you are.
I don't have family. Traditionally handsome? I always took that to mean something similar to "having a face that only a mother could love" when people said that about me. I guess I've been mistaking the compliment as a sideways insult. Thanks anon but I still feel slightly disappointed lately that I don't seem to get any female glances or flirty attention. I'm 6' tall and muscular too (but not overly, im still skinny by all accounts) which I've always heard/read is what most women prefer... but still barely any attention. What other factors matter in physical attraction for women?
I was! thread 404'd just as things were getting good.. and I still gots plenty of beer
Lol idk how you figured "traditionally handsome" was anything other than a genuine compliment, but it is. Your face is nice. You say you're 6 feet tall which is good too but how much do you weigh? Post body?
thanks! don't mind if I do~
hey, whatever it takes!
Well fuck me running. I'll post a body shot expecting that I'll get ripped to shreds by "lol douche alert" responses but if it's FOR SCIENCE and hopefully constructive advice... here goes.
OK yeah you're def skinny and need to bulk up a bit. Just off hand I see that you have a long neck and your shoulders aren't quite wide enough for it to seem proportional. Not terrible, just not optimal. Since I know most women like guys to have a somewhat wide upper body (similar to how guys typically like girls with wide hips and a "curvy" type of appeal) I'd suggest you eat and lift. You're lucky to be skinny because you'll see gains much quicker than anyone with over 15% body fat. I'd say give it 6 months and you'll prob be a sexy beast.
nice! you supplementing the running with lifting?
listening to this cocaine makes me feel like im on this song by system of a down
Listening to Rage Against the Machine, Daft Punk, and 2 Skinee J's
I haven't lifted or ran since high school (Class of '11). I played sports in high school but even then I just got by with natural athleticism (small school in a pretty non-competitive area). I suppose I'll have to get back into the swing of things... I never really liked working out though. I never felt awesome the way others seem to after they workout. Always seem to read every gymrat's "GYM ADDICT GETTING SWOLE" posts online and feel like Im never amped after a gym visit. I'm usually super goddamned tired and feel like shit after
well, you gotta rock your own concert, brother.. fuck what the crowd is here to say or hear, you're here for YOU! get your reps in, shower off, have a good sleep.. it's an easy path to a slammin' bod and you're well on the way
who dares post a picture of themselves from right now?
seek out music from towering fantasy flicks, it can help! makes your shit fucking LEGENDARY! saludos~!
I'm whoever you want me to be honey
fucking, normies. go back to facebook, meet each other up, and suck each other off.
That's just me sober. I slightly tired. But I plan on taking some sleeping pills to make sure I can sleep. Gotta do laundry tomorrow.
Thanks to the anon who said I look cool. Here's more?
you know that that's what you want. you want to see who is cute so you can jerk it to their picture. and you fags uploading your pics, you like the idea of guys jerking it to your pics. why do you guys even come here? stay on instagram, you fags.
I'm out of her league you mean, bitch.
again, that wasnt OP, but nice try backing down now that you know you look retarded
>you look like a faggot
>Implying OP is the one replying
I think the mods posting is funny. Cancerous. But I came here to get cancer. Besides, it has been way worse in the past
Well i can no longer post unless im on bfs wifi....which isnt often....you win this time /b/
Currently watching the playoffs
sorry, your forehead is too big and im not a fan of your hair color. your eyes and nose are displeasing to the eye and general facial proportions are off. not much you can do about it but, im sure youll find someone anyway :) best of luck
Listening to my neighbors upstairs arguing and doing laundry.
im the one in the middle. listening to flatbush zombies
Man living at home is such a drag
Your mom threw away your best porno mag
She busts in yelling what's that noise!
Mom your just jealous it's the Beastie Boy's!
And you look like one of them. My man.