CAN WE GET SOME MOTHA FUCKING NANNERS IN THIS BIZNITCHHH
>be me in high school
>walk into class and sit next to girl
>she's handicapped and in a wheelchair
>she's also a smartass
>pull out chemistry homework
>get stuck on the first question
>"hey, can you help me with this?"
>she does it but is an ass about it
>she says, "this is the easiest thing i've done all day"
>the intercom turns on for the pledges
>the bitch is still in her wheelchair
>time to give her what she deserves
>bend down and tell her "this is the easiest thing I've done all day"
You answer my three riddles and you may cross my bridge!!!!!
Did someone really have to circle her like we WOULDN'T know who that anon was referring to.
> eating at a subway
what the fuck, anon.
you don't deserve those dubs
What the fuck is wrong with chilling at Subway alone. Maybe he isn't a 32 year old basement dweller living with his mom and actually has a job and fucking stopped there for lunch or something.
Can you stop samefagging for 1 sec?
Even if i went on 9gag, what's wrong with going there for the cringey comments? The problem is enjoying it, faggit
>be 17 going camping
>noone in group is 18 yet so i fake a ID with my debit card and the park rangers are OK with that
>have awsome time and take shrooms
>going back to camp after chilling at lake to get water after tripping for awhile
>getting stuff out from my friends car and see white truck pull up behind me.
>keep going through car looking for water panicking cuz I know it's the park ranger
>park ranger ask me for another form of ID becuase last one failed to register
>awkwardly smile becuase im phasing through exsistance
>tells me to get someone with a ID to come to office tells us to call parents if we need to
>she leaves and we walk back to camp and start freaking out cuz all of us are on shrooms and noone can drive us home.
>I know a friend close by that can get us
>I open phone and the text is ligit in Chinese like after I was sober I spent a hour trying to fix it idk how this happened.
>idk which number is my friends cuz its all mophing symbols so I text a few of my recent contacts but it was all on chinese.
>me and friends hide in the woods in the fetal position untill morning.
>funiest shit to post on /b/ is an old high school trauma story that probably is thingsthatneverhappen.jpg
>get keks from new fags
What? I'm paying 49,99 a week for a platinum account because moot said it would give me access to everything!
what sorcery is this? *trips