Invest heavily in science, primarily computer science/engineering, 3d-printing, nanotech, biotech, physics, and as well as anything else to help optimize resources and production efficiently, lots of automated systems. Space exploration too considering that every dollar invested in space returns 5 into the economy.
also ban conservative muslims and conservative christians, last thing we want is bullshit sharia law or christian sharia law.
>sterilize mixed race babies
>bring production back home
>make college for elites again
>make English the official language and Christianity official religion, so we have non-relative norms
Ban all religions and spread the imperial truth while also geneticly perfecting humanity to become godlike beings to claim the galaxy that is rightfully ours.
Rule it like North Korea, really. No, that's a bad idea. I guess I'd rule it like Hua Guofeng WITH Deng's reforms so we can stay relevant in the world while building up our infrastructure.
>public execution of pedos, rapists, and child molesters
>sterilization of women and men who have children but can't/don't take care of them
>1 child policy
>mandatory conscription for both women AND men at the age of 17
>elimination of any and all extremist groups
>no super-wealthy class
Fucking moral fags, here's what I'd do.
If you could rule a nation, how would it be run?
I, for one, would gather up all the females and children and lock them up in rape centers. There'd be no females left around free. So the only way a guy could get relief would be to walk up to the rape booth, pull its hood open, and fuck the wide open pussy that would be hanging there in front of him to the sound of sobs.
Alternatively, I'd enforce a law where any female who shows x amount of skin can legally be raped. Furthermore, any female who is above 26 and walks out in public without a male attending who legally owns her, can also be legally raped. This will encourage sluts to stop slutting and will encourage all bitches to accept guys. There will be no more hookup culture so the hot skanks all bang one guy while the rest of the losers just watch.
Also, I would
>make the sciences more celebrated and sports less celebrated
>elimination of all religious holidays
get high and browse /b/ all day. Mr. President, come out! We have important matters to attend to!
>heh, heh. i like that banana
>Expose a selected group of people to radiation to widen genetic diversity. >Discover some really cool or fucked up mutations on these people. (Like people with 5 dicks, no limbs, 5 extra chromosone or what not)
>Continue breeding these induviduals with other induviduals with same mutations over generations
>Have new specie/race
>Release new specie in given country
>Observe as entire population gets sexually confused, politicians clash for centuries and people question their morals and ethics.
>eventually new race/specie gets bred into the rest of the populace.
>Average amount of penises for male becomes 2.3
Anyway genetic engineering and modification on humans in general is pretty cool. Hear you can do all kind of stuff now. Like in theory you can insert broccoli gene into human gene. That is the kind of world I would want to live in.
>deport trannies, censor tumblr, censor facebook, switch to socialism, deport opposition, establish universal wages, bring back mandatory military service, ban religion and religious institutions, bring back death penalty and amputation as punishments for theft, rape, etc, ban civil gun ownership, abolish the distinction between police and army reserves + leave law up to the military to enforce, free healthcare and surgery
I'll tell you what I'd do. Two chicks at the same time, and I'm pretty sure I could set that up if I ruled a nation, cuz chicks dig guys who rule nations.
Ban porn, smoking, and alcohol
Purchase massive amounts of nuclear warheads and bomb the shit out of the United States, Russia, and China.
Ban immigration from middle eastern, South American, and African countries
Force obese people to exercise
True quality for all. No affirmative action
Bring the death penalty back in full force
Protect companies from foreign ownership
I would sterilize anyone with an IQ below 100 or who was obese.
I would tax the shit out of religious institutions.
I would banish anyone who had three convictions of racism or sexism.
I would mandate that major corporations be inspected by moral review boards and held to a higher standard.
I would legalize weed.
I would legalize topless female nudity in public. (Within reason, no places that men aren't already taking off their shirts)
Invest heavily in environmental conservation with a focus on preserving endangered species and reducing human impact on global warming.
I would outlaw zoos in favor of wildlife sanctuaries with large open "exhibits" for the animals.
I would create social programs that would encourage sexuality not the repression of sexuality (*cou- christianity -ough*)
I would expand have a tier-based universal healthcare.
I would create a new education system which develops creativity and individuality while teaching information critical to real life. (How to work well with others, changing a tire, how to file your taxes and shit like that)
I would perform IRS evaluations of companies to ensure that there is equal pay for equal work.
I would invest in renewable energy and ways to accommodate the ballooning world population. (If there wasn't a sure way then I would sterilize more of the population)
I would COMPLETE the separation of church and state by removing "under god" or "in god we trust" from the pledge and currency.
I would restructure the prison system to include a revamped rehabilitation program (I wouldn't be taking away anything from the current system -just adding.)
I would have third time serious offenders executed. (Not lethal injection that shits expensive)
I would sterilize second time offenders.
I would sterilize first offender rapists and child molesters. (Execute second offenders)
I would force all republicans to move to Texas where they belong. I would then build a HUGE wall around the state.
I will become supreme ruler...
I don't even know. In my country things are already pretty free/liberal, but a lot of it is wank and needs to go. If anything I would prefer an experimental political climate something like a rethought fascist state. AKA no more people constantly questioning everything and demanding absurd reforms from the government to solve all of the world's problems, and one national, classless identity built around a unique system. Fuck knows if it'd be a fairytale land or an immediate failure tho, I would just want to see if it worked
Rule like a combination of Russia, China, and North Korea. I wouldn't be as violent, but there would most definitely be a form of communist/capitalist rule that strikes some fear into the people. The people would live in a half fear stricken, half free country with a dominant government.
> I would sterilize anyone with an IQ below 100 or who was obese.
Most black people then?
The amount of security I'd need to not be killed would be Hitler/Stalin-tier.
A lot of idiots wouldn't like my changes because the changes are philosophically wrong but in the long run and in practice my country would be better for it.
It'd be mostly black people there too, bud
Imma an hero later, I think. Here's why.
1: hardly anyone on this board but liberal, Christianity bashing, economically brain dead cucks.
2: Icefrog got rid of backtrack.
Fite me irl faggot
>from liberal country that slams the 'States for being conservative 24/7 and makes it into a joke nearly every time
There will always be competition, accept it. Not the end of the world that someone else thinks differently nigger
>Identify all Africans and African-Americans as a new breed of homosapian as "sub human"
>Fund a new program with rich white republican 1%er money to design camps like prisons for them
>Put all the newly identified sub humans in the camps
>Closed the gates to said camps
>Gas/burn/shoot until bloody pulp
Could actually work too and not violate "human" rights because it would identify niggers/africans/african-americas as sub humans officially.
That chart is for children and teens. I would wait until they were 21 and then they would be measured. (So they have time to lose the weight)
Hispanic men and black women if you want to bring stats into it. (I don't care what race just if they're fat)
Quit being so touchy. I know you've learned to take after that boy ya met at the pool who showed you how the puzzle pieces fit together, but it's a secret, so don't go telling yer old man, but quit being such a faggot.
Pretty much this verbatim until 1939...just coast while everyone shits themselves over how based my country is. Maybe occasionally launch small campaigns militarily to keep everyone in check.
I'm pretty libertarian. I believe that the less government the better.
Ban misc shit like arson and other basic crimes.
Promote free market.
Restore checks and balances
Let people worship whatever the fuck they want. It's a free country.
Basically, I want a country where you can apply yourself and do what you want.
I would find out about area 51,
if JFK banged Marilyn Monroe,
if the Queen of England is really an alien raping earth for its minerals,
what the fuck is up with crop circles,
if Kanye really is a gay fish,
if there was really an alien UFO at Roswell,
and if the Illuminati really is in power of all global corporations and governments.
This is /x/ right?
> fight poverty by granting everybody a basic income
> free education
> free health care
> legalization of drugs (under state control; tax income goes into education and prevention)
- I would have all the Gays executed.
- Blacks mandatory shipped to Africa
- Muslims beheaded and heads shipped to -North Korea to be made an example of.
- Jews will be sent to muslim countries with explosives attached under their garments, which will cause hatred towards Israel.
- My nation stands back and watches Israel and Sand Nigger countries kill each other.
- Liberal hipster fucks would be rounded up, tried for being a faggot and also executed.
- Christianity would become outlawed and any speak of the false Christ Lord would be considered treason and you'd be hung on a cross for your sin.
- Bronies are sent to Ethiopia where they starve to death and get gang raped by the former niggers that inhabited our country.
- Police are dissolved and given the option to join the united military which polices the nation.
- All wealthy would distributed equally to the remaining Asians, Mexicans and Whites that are still in the country.
- All the land is divided into even parcels and distributed to remaining citizens. Familys can choose to merge their parcels and is inherited to their future children.
- Any remaining women that act like a Feminazi would be raped and then sent to Antarctica to fend for themselves and see how life is without the men they hate so much.
- After I militarize my country and try to indoctrinate the rest of my remaining allys that dont consider me to extreme, I will try to convice them to also declare war with me on any Nigger or Muslim infested country, or any country that harbors the gays. We will ravage and destroy. Then I will turn on the allys and kill their leaders and then enslave their population and make it a global nation.
- The world will be beautiful
- Hitler was right
I love the sheer amount of Naziboos in here, but in an actual Nazist state, they'd be fat target practice.
>Hitler was right
Hitler probably wouldn't approve of at least half your plan, your ideas are all North Korea-tier, and all your allies would be the special needs kids equivalent of countries.
You'd fail within five years.
If you straight up can't produce for the sake o the economy, and you can prove it beyond a reasonable doubt, then you get some aid to help you get on your own feet.
I'd also try to rout as much business corruption as possible. Getting rid of it entirely is impossible, so I'd simply focus on the biggest companies.
I'd also eliminate incredibly high wages for politicians, and make a secret sect of xiaolin ninja cyborg monks high in a mountain range that will descend after my death, clear out all corruption, and institute a new, equally just ruler. No elections. If possible get one of the unfeeling cyborgs to run shit. Idgaf, I'll be dead. Screw it.
It works for my country and I live in one of the richest countries of the world. In the end it is payed collectively by tax money, so it is not really free, but everybody pays for it equally (if able) so nobody gets left behind. It' how a society should work.
Sterilize people with serious heritable disabilities/illnesses. I'm autistic and bipolar, I have seriously considered getting snipped so that I don't even have the option of passing on my defective genes
I wud kill all the white men. the white women i would save and then make mulato babies with them. fuck the white races. kill all the gooks and mexicunts too. Americas founding fathers all havve african names like Washington, Lincoln, Jefferson. Tired of our culture being fucked by crackas. We gonna take back what is ours.
rek the ugly ass bitches
and fuck the hot ones.
also make a rule saying donald trump can kill you
I've actually seen North Korea.
every new country basically believes in libertarianism.
like a teenager.
then they grow up and get rules and become more civilized or collapse.
the problem with libertarianism is that its built on the fact that the government does as little as possible for the people. so corruption sets in pretty fast. then the poor start to grow and grow until the mob revolts against the lazy corrupt government.
whats the point in having a government that does absolutely nothing. might as well get rid of it or change it.
Like I'd be afraid of a Socialist actually bashing my head in. You hippie faggots have the arm diameter of a pencil. Go fucking SJW on some bullied faggoty bronys youtube video.
I'd be nice with the jews, for they are decent folk.
>nuke the ever loving fuck out of sweden, French Canada, Africa and the Middle East.
>execute all transgender freaks
> keep gays and lesbians though because I can at least tolerate them
>flat tax for errybody
>nobody has to pay for some cunts birth control
>grizzly bear is the national fucking animal
>form close ties with russia
>clone some wooly mammoths
>weed is legal
>nuke india because currynigger
I'm on the spectrum aren't I?
Ban all immigration from shit tier countries
Be very firm with muslims
Emphasis on military spending
Emphasis on border control
National ID is a requirement
Enforce concentration camps for prisoners
Allow government welfare only for the disabled, if someone is caught abusing welfare then they will have to serve jail time
Government funded schools would not exist
Ban religion being taught to children
Ban material from schools that can be deemed as being useless
A consenting adult can do whatever they want to with another consenting adult
That's a plan I could get behind.
>and a queen I'd *like to* get behind.
lower the consent age to 13, ur welcome /b/
you listed the same thing twice you dumb dick
1. I would find out about area 51
6. if there was really an alien UFO at Roswell
you picked 7 things that you could do if you ruled a nation and 2 were the same. Your ideas were cool though.
Also, why does it need to be satire? Those sound like reasonable steps to take, provided that the sociopolitical environment of the country would tolerate policies like that. Present-day America? Fuck, no. 1940's America? It fucking happened.
To be fair they've been researching into 3D printing organs and cultivating cells from the host into the material before the procedure to reduce rejection rates by pretty large amounts
Imagine being able to get a replacement heart for under $300 and less than a month wait
Legalize and Tax Everything. Spend Money on Helping Citizens, not catching them.
Criminals who can't live by the basic rules of our society will be put on an Island. Anyone trying to escape the Island will be killed. If one can't live within the rules of our society, they can have their own on the Island. If they can survive. Basically eliminte Prisons, It's Rehab or Island.
Invest Heavily in Stem cell Research, Alternative Energies, ect.
Religious beliefs cannot allow someone to break the laws of the society. Believe in what you want, but the Law is Law. Can't live by rules, we have an Island.
School and Education teaches Real Life Skills. Physical Fitness, Proper Diet, How Money works, Interest, Investing and proper use of a loan.
I'd say racist comments, but I'm sure the Island will Racially Cleanse the population anyway.
Advertising in any form would be illegal, except designated govement channels. Websites, Newspapers, TV, Phone Apps and Public space would be free of any advertisement. There would be designated ways that buisness could advertise, so people looking for a product or service could still find it.
Have a TRUE democracy. We have the technology, we don't need to "Elect" a representative. We can all vote on every decision, if we so choose. However, as Supreme Leader, I get the final say on Any issue I choose. Sometimes the people don't know whats best for them.
Push a strong pro-environment policy.
In all other areas become more capitalistic so natural selection is once again at work in the market place.
Use economics to dominate the rest of the continent, then world.
Then push for space travel. The way we're doing it right now where there are many countries working separately isn't getting us to Mars fast enough for my liking.
Eh. If it was robbery and murder in the course of the robbery, string 'em up. If it was just "put the money in the bag and I won't feed you your teeth," then yeah, that's excessive.
But if OP's the dictator of a country, who the fuck is going to tell him "that's over the top?"
You know what is funny, I had 12 in my original post and changed it to 13, I dunno why. Probably some hog wash about morality in some high school creeping up on my mind years later, funny how deeply some of the BS in engrained in your mind.
I would a stately pleasure dome decree.
Dear fascist faggot:
I would love to pound your black soul into a blood puddle.
I was a Soldier.
Not some dope-addled hippy.
Bring it on.
Establish a full authoritarian government with all aspects of life revolving around my ideas, all the schools have pictures of me and chant my name, every degenerate serves in labor camps
Those proposals range from reasonable to batshit insane fascism.
>Ban all immigration from shit tier countries
Collective punishment doesn't make sense, also potentially racially-motivated but until you're specific it's just ultra-nationalist
>Be very firm with muslims
Not sure what this entails
>Emphasis on military spending
Assuming you're from the US for a second, you already spend more in military than the next 14 countries combined, that's just madness
>Emphasis on border control
fair, depends on the policies though
>National ID is a requirement
Not entirely sure what this entails either
>Enforce concentration camps for prisoners
Absolutely fucking mental, no concept of international human rights whatsoever
>Allow government welfare only for the disabled, if someone is caught abusing welfare then they will have to serve jail time
As long as you raise wages to the point that no one would ever have to be on welfare, otherwise you simply can't grasp that poverty can be circumstantial
>Government funded schools would not exist
No reason to believe that private academies are better than public ones
>Ban religion being taught to children
Religion should be taught, just objectively
>Ban material from schools that can be deemed as being useless
I don't trust what you deem as useless, this is just a slippery slope for state propaganda
>A consenting adult can do whatever they want to with another consenting adult
again highly reasonable (but perhaps with strange exceptions like consensual cannibalism and that sort of thing)
Hang all lefties and minorities. Then let nature and capitalism take its course
>replace the current banking system with a new open source monetary system
>abolish sales tax, only have a flat income tax
>build a wall covering the national borders completely
>nationalize all elementary school education
>nationalize all hospital visits for underage people
>ban religious schools, ban teaching about religion neutrally (ie. force teachers to debunk religion in schools)
>legalize every light(er) drug from the age of 18, exception being pregnant women
>establish total freedom of speech, exceptions being threats to violence, blackmailing etc. (you get it)
>establish a 2nd amendment-style law which gives mentally healthy adults the right to bear arms
What specifically about it is a faggot idea? Do you not want your money to be open source? Do you really want the Rothschilds to defraud you and make money out of thin air?
Do you want to see an increase or decrease in delusional beliefs about a creator? Do you want the people to be able to protect themselves with force or not?
do you want a fedora and a katana with that?
>Get rid of every SJW and tranny I can get my hands on.
>LGB can stay, as long as they don't become a major problem.
>Everybody reapplies for citizenship once every five years, starting at 15-yo. If you have a criminal record, you automatically fail and have to pay for a 1-year visa to avoid deportation to whatever backwater. shit-tier country that'll take you.
>Sex offenders are executed when there is incontrovertible evidence that they are guilty. If there's even a shadow of a doubt, jail. If the plaintiff ends up being proven a liar, plaintiff is executed by firing squad.
>Everybody must have a national ID.
>Legal age to transition from minor to adult is 16. Minors must apply for a standardized test which is intended to check whether they know enough about how the country functions to live independently in it, or whether they have enough brainpower to speak and walk without their heart stopping.
>Maintain a constant sense of nationalistic elitism, and ensure that numbers back up boasts. If we say we have the best doctors in the world, there'd better be unaltered, unbiased statistics that prove it. If we say that somebody is guilty of something, there'd better be conclusive evidence proving it.
>The only crimes that send you to prison are murder, rape, and grand larceny. Prison is a massive hole in the ground. The hole fills itself with two feet of hydrochloric acid for six hours every day. If you survive a year, you go free.
>Every crime that's not murder, grand larceny, or rape gets you sent to rehabilitation centers. Low education, lack of income? Make sure those rehab schools are decent enough to matter to employers.
>Hold employers responsible for damages in the workplace, provided that evidence is present that implicates the employers as being negligent and not considering the safety of their workers. If someone loses a hand because you failed to ensure there was safe equipment, guess who else is losing a hand.
My country would be an autocracy, and I would be the supreme leader.
Tumblrinas will be reeducated or sterilized.
The same goes with Islamists and Christians-you know what? They don't fear death. I would kill them.
I would heavily invest in sciences but not space exploration like the idiot near the top said. It's too expensive.
Anyone with double-digit IQs will be educated; sterilization doesn't improve intelligence.
Retards will be killed as they are an extreme burden.
No one-child policy as the White race needs to grow; also a mandatory 4 child policy for every mother. If not, a tax for not enough children.
Blacks and Asians have a 1 child policy.
Free Speech will be permitted in most cases unless someone actually threatens or acts like a tumblrina.
No death penalty and the prisons will be factories. But the prisons won't have terrible conditions.
Guns will be legal.
Keep mocking those who speak up against this tyranny and you will most likely get your fedora wearing head chopped off by a katana-wielding allahu akbar-shouting bearded man one day.
Agreed, individual liberties should persist in a nation regardless of the form its government takes. What Libertarians (as a political party) often want is something akin to 10 degrees off anarchy. People often forget that the U.S. pretty closely attempted the Libertarian model under the Articles of Confederation. When they called the constitutional convention there were only a handful of voices who thought nothing needed to change at all. The rest, both Federalist and anti-federalist, still agreed that the system of government was untenable.
>seize all newly born retards
>feed tards copious amounts of beef and steroids
>create unstoppable tard army
>invade neighboring countries
>appoint strongest most loyal tard soldier as vice chancellor
>national flag is now a yellow crayon
> do a phat line of ketamine
id take all communist and fascists it put them to fight each another in big battles or arenas it gone be glorious
that is it .
no matter what country im in id make it great(cus id deel with biggest losers of society ) and id be loved by the world for my broadcasting bloody battles
Proactive responsibility and accountability for the gene pool of the collective. Those with absurdly low IQ's, high likelihood of horrifying genetically-determined conditions etc. should not produce offspring.
The rest would be irrelevant.