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If you could rule a nation, what would you do?
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Ban 4chan
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>>680077351
Invest heavily in science, primarily computer science/engineering, 3d-printing, nanotech, biotech, physics, and as well as anything else to help optimize resources and production efficiently, lots of automated systems. Space exploration too considering that every dollar invested in space returns 5 into the economy.

also ban conservative muslims and conservative christians, last thing we want is bullshit sharia law or christian sharia law.
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>>680077351
>ban racemixing
>sterilize mixed race babies
>military conscription
>bring production back home
>make college for elites again
>make English the official language and Christianity official religion, so we have non-relative norms
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>>680078498
3D printing. hahhahahaha Young faggot
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how are you gonna do that without safe borders
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>>680078739
>uniformed faggot
ha ha look at this retard, doesn't understand that 3d printing will revolutionize manufacturing
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Ban all religions and spread the imperial truth while also geneticly perfecting humanity to become godlike beings to claim the galaxy that is rightfully ours.
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JUST LIKE THE GREAT LEADER KIM HYONG UN
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He
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>>680077351
>State Capitalism
>Jingoism
>Mass mobilization in industry and soldiers
>Conquer weak neighbors, then move on to larger ones
>Rule the world
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>>680077351
Force you to live with niggers
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>>680077351
Rule it like North Korea, really. No, that's a bad idea. I guess I'd rule it like Hua Guofeng WITH Deng's reforms so we can stay relevant in the world while building up our infrastructure.

Also
>public execution of pedos, rapists, and child molesters
>sterilization of women and men who have children but can't/don't take care of them
>1 child policy
>mandatory conscription for both women AND men at the age of 17
>elimination of any and all extremist groups
>no super-wealthy class
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Fucking moral fags, here's what I'd do.

If you could rule a nation, how would it be run?

I, for one, would gather up all the females and children and lock them up in rape centers. There'd be no females left around free. So the only way a guy could get relief would be to walk up to the rape booth, pull its hood open, and fuck the wide open pussy that would be hanging there in front of him to the sound of sobs.

Alternatively, I'd enforce a law where any female who shows x amount of skin can legally be raped. Furthermore, any female who is above 26 and walks out in public without a male attending who legally owns her, can also be legally raped. This will encourage sluts to stop slutting and will encourage all bitches to accept guys. There will be no more hookup culture so the hot skanks all bang one guy while the rest of the losers just watch.
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>>680080071
Also, I would
>make the sciences more celebrated and sports less celebrated
>elimination of all religious holidays
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get high and browse /b/ all day. Mr. President, come out! We have important matters to attend to!

>heh, heh. i like that banana
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>>680077351
>Expose a selected group of people to radiation to widen genetic diversity. >Discover some really cool or fucked up mutations on these people. (Like people with 5 dicks, no limbs, 5 extra chromosone or what not)
>Continue breeding these induviduals with other induviduals with same mutations over generations
>Have new specie/race
>Release new specie in given country
>Observe as entire population gets sexually confused, politicians clash for centuries and people question their morals and ethics.
>eventually new race/specie gets bred into the rest of the populace.
>Average amount of penises for male becomes 2.3

Anyway genetic engineering and modification on humans in general is pretty cool. Hear you can do all kind of stuff now. Like in theory you can insert broccoli gene into human gene. That is the kind of world I would want to live in.
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>>680078714
doing the right thing always seems to make the country fail and the leader assassinated.
Better to be a Kim Jong il rather than an Abe Lincoln
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>>680079092
Yeah because everything is made in plastic
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>>680077351
Holocuast the genders that are not "male" or "female"
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>>680077351
Make that nation great again
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>deport trannies, censor tumblr, censor facebook, switch to socialism, deport opposition, establish universal wages, bring back mandatory military service, ban religion and religious institutions, bring back death penalty and amputation as punishments for theft, rape, etc, ban civil gun ownership, abolish the distinction between police and army reserves + leave law up to the military to enforce, free healthcare and surgery
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Attack ALL the major capitals of the world at once, With missiles.
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>>680082598
And gummy bears?
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>>680077351
build a wall
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ITT: How to ruin a country and cripple it's economy
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>>680081155
I like how you think
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That totally depends on which country (or at what capacity)
Preferably, I imagine myself king (or god) of a small country where I rule it kind of like Saddam
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>>680081992
you have a very interesting combination of conservative and liberal ideals. What do you identify as politically?
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>>680077351
I'll tell you what I'd do. Two chicks at the same time, and I'm pretty sure I could set that up if I ruled a nation, cuz chicks dig guys who rule nations.
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>>680077351
make rape legal
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>>680078498
>invest in physics
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>>680083799
Make making rape legal, legal
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>>680077351

Copy-paste the Ten Commandments; these are the only laws. Don't like or follow them, get out.

See what happens.
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Ban Muslims
Ban feminism
Ban porn, smoking, and alcohol
Purchase massive amounts of nuclear warheads and bomb the shit out of the United States, Russia, and China.
Ban immigration from middle eastern, South American, and African countries
Force obese people to exercise
True quality for all. No affirmative action
Bring the death penalty back in full force
Protect companies from foreign ownership
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I would protect Australia. Australia HAS to be protected.
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My perfect society would be anarchist with an unenforced sharing system. Wouldnt work though too many people are dicks
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>>680081155

I would stage a coup for you.
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>>680081759

Please run for presidency.
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Conscription.

Whip the dropkicks, dole bludgers and criminals into shape.
Allow privately owned stores to be open on public holidays, up to the owner.
Stricter immigration laws.
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I would sterilize anyone with an IQ below 100 or who was obese.
I would tax the shit out of religious institutions.
I would banish anyone who had three convictions of racism or sexism.
I would mandate that major corporations be inspected by moral review boards and held to a higher standard.
I would legalize weed.
I would legalize topless female nudity in public. (Within reason, no places that men aren't already taking off their shirts)
Invest heavily in environmental conservation with a focus on preserving endangered species and reducing human impact on global warming.
I would outlaw zoos in favor of wildlife sanctuaries with large open "exhibits" for the animals.
I would create social programs that would encourage sexuality not the repression of sexuality (*cou- christianity -ough*)
I would expand have a tier-based universal healthcare.
I would create a new education system which develops creativity and individuality while teaching information critical to real life. (How to work well with others, changing a tire, how to file your taxes and shit like that)
I would perform IRS evaluations of companies to ensure that there is equal pay for equal work.
I would invest in renewable energy and ways to accommodate the ballooning world population. (If there wasn't a sure way then I would sterilize more of the population)
I would COMPLETE the separation of church and state by removing "under god" or "in god we trust" from the pledge and currency.
I would restructure the prison system to include a revamped rehabilitation program (I wouldn't be taking away anything from the current system -just adding.)
I would have third time serious offenders executed. (Not lethal injection that shits expensive)
I would sterilize second time offenders.
I would sterilize first offender rapists and child molesters. (Execute second offenders)
I would force all republicans to move to Texas where they belong. I would then build a HUGE wall around the state.
I will become supreme ruler...
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>>680084129
Your country sucks
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>>680083799
psh, thinking small. Make PROSTITUTION legal. We would have the cleanest whores in the world, and the price would be adjusted according inflation.
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>>680077351
Ban people who post porn threads on /b/.
That's literally it.
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>>680084129
so, north korea? how original.
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>>680083361
I don't even know. In my country things are already pretty free/liberal, but a lot of it is wank and needs to go. If anything I would prefer an experimental political climate something like a rethought fascist state. AKA no more people constantly questioning everything and demanding absurd reforms from the government to solve all of the world's problems, and one national, classless identity built around a unique system. Fuck knows if it'd be a fairytale land or an immediate failure tho, I would just want to see if it worked
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>>680084545
You are either a femanon fat whale, or a brainwashed beta cuck nugget. But to each their own
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>>680077351
why is everything colorized but the humans?
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>>680080331
Fedora virgin fag detected
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>>680084760
I like
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>>680077351
Rule like a combination of Russia, China, and North Korea. I wouldn't be as violent, but there would most definitely be a form of communist/capitalist rule that strikes some fear into the people. The people would live in a half fear stricken, half free country with a dominant government.
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ITT: Racist, sex starved and delusional retards who would impose laws and practices that would make them run crying to mommy if someone else ever put them in place.
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>>680080331
sounds good
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>>680084853
welp you got me
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>>680084545
>I would force all republicans to move to Texas where they belong. I would then build a HUGE wall around the state
Liberals steal all their ideas from republicans.
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>>680084969
>liberal faggot that watches CNN
>deepthroating the far left radical ideology
>plz don't think outside the box little one
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>>680081570
They also use this tech to "print" bridges out of steel.
It's used for more than just plastic
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>>680084545
> I would sterilize anyone with an IQ below 100 or who was obese.

Most black people then?
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>>680081218
The amount of security I'd need to not be killed would be Hitler/Stalin-tier.

A lot of idiots wouldn't like my changes because the changes are philosophically wrong but in the long run and in practice my country would be better for it.
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>>680084545
what would you do to faggots?
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>>680085354
I mean, it's a win-win situation.
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>>680085354
And fat white people
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>>680077351
Assuming I'm a nuclear power I'd pretty much hit the reset button on earth with all the nukes while my secret technobarbarians operations take over from the ashes.
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>>680085289
My country doesnt even get CNN and my political views are nowhere near far left you retard.
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>>680085525
It'd be mostly black people there too, bud
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>>680085466
They can suck each-others cocks in private that's fine with me.
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Imma an hero later, I think. Here's why.

1: hardly anyone on this board but liberal, Christianity bashing, economically brain dead cucks.

2: Icefrog got rid of backtrack.
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>>680084545
>I would sterilize anyone with an IQ below 100 or who was obese.

So... sterillize america?
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>>680085607
You lie.
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>>680084396
>Whip the dropkicks, dole bludgers and criminals into shape.

Too bad this usually doesn't work; you just get an army full of unwilling retards.
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>>680077351
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>>680084597
Holy fuck someone agrees.
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>>680085748
Fite me irl faggot
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>>680083501
Thanks Lawrence.
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>>680084545
>tax the shit out of religious institutions.
Retard that has no idea about religion detected.

Your plan = Bernie Sanders/10
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>>680085714
Nah there were def some christianity supporters. Can you tell me about your vision for a christian state and/or republican one? And I have some questions to ask you too
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Fuck threads like this make me glad no one on /b is ever going to have any real power.
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>>680085714
>be me
>from liberal country that slams the 'States for being conservative 24/7 and makes it into a joke nearly every time
There will always be competition, accept it. Not the end of the world that someone else thinks differently nigger
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>>680077351

>Identify all Africans and African-Americans as a new breed of homosapian as "sub human"
>Fund a new program with rich white republican 1%er money to design camps like prisons for them
>Put all the newly identified sub humans in the camps
>Closed the gates to said camps
>Gas/burn/shoot until bloody pulp

Could actually work too and not violate "human" rights because it would identify niggers/africans/african-americas as sub humans officially.
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>>680083501
Kek
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>>680085653
That chart is for children and teens. I would wait until they were 21 and then they would be measured. (So they have time to lose the weight)
Hispanic men and black women if you want to bring stats into it. (I don't care what race just if they're fat)
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>>680086146
you'd be surprised buddy. it's a known fact that Bush was an avid /b/tard
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>>680085607

Quit being so touchy. I know you've learned to take after that boy ya met at the pool who showed you how the puzzle pieces fit together, but it's a secret, so don't go telling yer old man, but quit being such a faggot.
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>>680085746
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>>680077351
>If you could rule a nation, what would you do?
I usually always start by researching pottery.
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>>680077351
Pretty much this verbatim until 1939...just coast while everyone shits themselves over how based my country is. Maybe occasionally launch small campaigns militarily to keep everyone in check.
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>>680086740
Dat sweet bonus from granaries
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>>680086740
Fuck you. Mining first retard.
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>>680086115

>>680086115
I'm pretty libertarian. I believe that the less government the better.

Ban murder
Ban rape
Ban theft
Ban misc shit like arson and other basic crimes.
Protect borders
Promote free market.
Restore checks and balances
Let people worship whatever the fuck they want. It's a free country.

Basically, I want a country where you can apply yourself and do what you want.
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>>680086180
Yes, but backtrack, man.
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I would find out about area 51,
if JFK banged Marilyn Monroe,
if the Queen of England is really an alien raping earth for its minerals,
what the fuck is up with crop circles,
if Kanye really is a gay fish,
if there was really an alien UFO at Roswell,
and if the Illuminati really is in power of all global corporations and governments.
This is /x/ right?
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>>680087078
How would you treat the poor and top 1%?
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>>680087078
CP is legal though, right?
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>>680087227
I can tell you already that Kanye is in fact a gay fish
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>>680077351
> fight poverty by granting everybody a basic income
> free education
> free health care
> legalization of drugs (under state control; tax income goes into education and prevention)
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>>680077351
>kill all the jews
This is all.
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>>680087407
Is that you Bernie?
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>>680087043
>Mining first retard.
Mine for your ores to make your weapons. You can't kill culture.
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>>680077351
- I would have all the Gays executed.
- Blacks mandatory shipped to Africa
- Muslims beheaded and heads shipped to -North Korea to be made an example of.
- Jews will be sent to muslim countries with explosives attached under their garments, which will cause hatred towards Israel.
- My nation stands back and watches Israel and Sand Nigger countries kill each other.
- Liberal hipster fucks would be rounded up, tried for being a faggot and also executed.
- Christianity would become outlawed and any speak of the false Christ Lord would be considered treason and you'd be hung on a cross for your sin.
- Bronies are sent to Ethiopia where they starve to death and get gang raped by the former niggers that inhabited our country.
- Police are dissolved and given the option to join the united military which polices the nation.
- All wealthy would distributed equally to the remaining Asians, Mexicans and Whites that are still in the country.
- All the land is divided into even parcels and distributed to remaining citizens. Familys can choose to merge their parcels and is inherited to their future children.
- Any remaining women that act like a Feminazi would be raped and then sent to Antarctica to fend for themselves and see how life is without the men they hate so much.
- After I militarize my country and try to indoctrinate the rest of my remaining allys that dont consider me to extreme, I will try to convice them to also declare war with me on any Nigger or Muslim infested country, or any country that harbors the gays. We will ravage and destroy. Then I will turn on the allys and kill their leaders and then enslave their population and make it a global nation.
- The world will be beautiful
- Hitler was right
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>>680087371
Dear god I knew it!
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>>680078498
This guys cool, I like this
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I love the sheer amount of Naziboos in here, but in an actual Nazist state, they'd be fat target practice.
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>>680087571
you are also a weird non christian republican
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>>680087407
> free
lol
> How to deincentivize hard work and cripple a country
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>>680087834
*White supremacist
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>>680083501
Fuckin-A... watch your console.
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>>680087834
Yes, and very proud of it.
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>>680087571
>Hitler was right
Hitler probably wouldn't approve of at least half your plan, your ideas are all North Korea-tier, and all your allies would be the special needs kids equivalent of countries.

You'd fail within five years.
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Make food
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Hitler 2.0

Eliminate:
Muslims
Niggers
Jews

In that order
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>>680087251

If you straight up can't produce for the sake o the economy, and you can prove it beyond a reasonable doubt, then you get some aid to help you get on your own feet.

I'd also try to rout as much business corruption as possible. Getting rid of it entirely is impossible, so I'd simply focus on the biggest companies.

I'd also eliminate incredibly high wages for politicians, and make a secret sect of xiaolin ninja cyborg monks high in a mountain range that will descend after my death, clear out all corruption, and institute a new, equally just ruler. No elections. If possible get one of the unfeeling cyborgs to run shit. Idgaf, I'll be dead. Screw it.
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>>680080331
Sounds good even if u are a virgin fag
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Ban foreigners.
Ban faggots.
Ban feminists.
Ya know what? Ban everything.
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>>680088237
Hitler loved Muslims though.
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>>680087253

No. Pedro's get shot exactly 13 times in the dick.
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>>680087519
Kek, I make no weapons. I increase production so I can make all the wonders I desire.
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>>680087834
The right wing doesn't consist entirely of Christians
I personally wouldn't accept the label republican either though (not that guy you were replying to)
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>>680088145
>Five Years
At least it won't be less than a year like the Jew Cuck Sanders
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>>680088253
I don't mind this. You identify as republican I assume?
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>>680088279
(:
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Get rid of the Southern States.
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>>680079092
Man we've had 3D printing for a while, it's only just come to the consumer market
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>>680088448
what label would you like?
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>>680088372
why Pedro? What about Ramón?
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>>680088486

Ain't that the truth.
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>>680088319
Why not ducks since, what the hell, while we're at it.
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>>680087922
It works for my country and I live in one of the richest countries of the world. In the end it is payed collectively by tax money, so it is not really free, but everybody pays for it equally (if able) so nobody gets left behind. It' how a society should work.
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>>680088557
Libertarian, but yes. Right wing.
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Abdicate
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>>680088925
I like
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>>680088684
Nationalist or alt-right are okay
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>>680077351
grow moar poppies! shoot moar dope!
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>>680088961
Implying Libertarians aren't Republicans. I'll only believe this when retards like you figure out there's a difference between Leninism and Democratic Socialism
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Kill all fat chicks
And fuck all the hot bitches
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>>680081992
North Korea?
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>>680077351
Sterilize people with serious heritable disabilities/illnesses. I'm autistic and bipolar, I have seriously considered getting snipped so that I don't even have the option of passing on my defective genes
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>>680089462
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I wud kill all the white men. the white women i would save and then make mulato babies with them. fuck the white races. kill all the gooks and mexicunts too. Americas founding fathers all havve african names like Washington, Lincoln, Jefferson. Tired of our culture being fucked by crackas. We gonna take back what is ours.
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Conquer space.
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rek the ugly ass bitches

and fuck the hot ones.


also make a rule saying donald trump can kill you
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>>680089791
>We gonna take back what is ours.

Yay, you're going back to Africa!!
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>>680089791
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>>680089886
Your obviously not going to be in power in Poland then, 'cause Polan can't into space.
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>>680089741
I've actually seen North Korea.

>Kaesong, 2010
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>>680087078

every new country basically believes in libertarianism.
like a teenager.
then they grow up and get rules and become more civilized or collapse.
the problem with libertarianism is that its built on the fact that the government does as little as possible for the people. so corruption sets in pretty fast. then the poor start to grow and grow until the mob revolts against the lazy corrupt government.
whats the point in having a government that does absolutely nothing. might as well get rid of it or change it.
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>>680090141
yeah we gonna kill all you white ass crackas in south africa then fuck yo ass in eurup and then back in chicago my new capitol of america
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>>680077351
kill jews, feminazis and /b/tards
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>>680090744
How many child soldiers you gon use?
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>>680090801
Kys /b/tard
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Execute the furries
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>>680090744
Have fun spearchucker
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>>680090957
all of dem. even the white kids. gonna make them hate crackas then when they turn 12 gonna kill them.
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>>680078714
Fucking fascists.
Racist losers.

Nazifags.
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>>680087571
Death to Fascism.
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>>680091227
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>>680091708
Like I'd be afraid of a Socialist actually bashing my head in. You hippie faggots have the arm diameter of a pencil. Go fucking SJW on some bullied faggoty bronys youtube video.
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I'd be nice with the jews, for they are decent folk.
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>>680091708
we suport dat
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>>680084545
You are tumblr in human form
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>nuke the ever loving fuck out of sweden, French Canada, Africa and the Middle East.

>execute all transgender freaks
> keep gays and lesbians though because I can at least tolerate them
>flat tax for errybody
>nobody has to pay for some cunts birth control
>grizzly bear is the national fucking animal
>form close ties with russia
>clone some wooly mammoths
>weed is legal
>nuke india because currynigger

I'm on the spectrum aren't I?
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>>680091227

Um. Fascism = socialism + racism. Third section of the image only exists in the heads of the proles.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9l5VV_hCo-8
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Everyone bows to our queen & savior.
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Ban all immigration from shit tier countries
Be very firm with muslims
Emphasis on military spending
Emphasis on border control
National ID is a requirement
Enforce concentration camps for prisoners
Allow government welfare only for the disabled, if someone is caught abusing welfare then they will have to serve jail time
Government funded schools would not exist
Ban religion being taught to children
Ban material from schools that can be deemed as being useless
Socialized healthcare
A consenting adult can do whatever they want to with another consenting adult
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>>680093113
That's a plan I could get behind.

>and a queen I'd *like to* get behind.
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>>680093184
christ almighty I hope this is satire
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>>680093184
Lets Co-run for President.
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>>680077351
lower the consent age to 13, ur welcome /b/
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>>680087227
you listed the same thing twice you dumb dick

1. I would find out about area 51
6. if there was really an alien UFO at Roswell

you picked 7 things that you could do if you ruled a nation and 2 were the same. Your ideas were cool though.
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>>680093566
Dubs checked.

Also, why does it need to be satire? Those sound like reasonable steps to take, provided that the sociopolitical environment of the country would tolerate policies like that. Present-day America? Fuck, no. 1940's America? It fucking happened.
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>>680093482
Oh hell yes.
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>>680081570
To be fair they've been researching into 3D printing organs and cultivating cells from the host into the material before the procedure to reduce rejection rates by pretty large amounts

Imagine being able to get a replacement heart for under $300 and less than a month wait
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>>680092303
What the actual fuck, bro.
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>>680092312
Killing someone for robbing a store is pretty draconian.
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Legalize and Tax Everything. Spend Money on Helping Citizens, not catching them.

Criminals who can't live by the basic rules of our society will be put on an Island. Anyone trying to escape the Island will be killed. If one can't live within the rules of our society, they can have their own on the Island. If they can survive. Basically eliminte Prisons, It's Rehab or Island.

Invest Heavily in Stem cell Research, Alternative Energies, ect.

Religious beliefs cannot allow someone to break the laws of the society. Believe in what you want, but the Law is Law. Can't live by rules, we have an Island.

School and Education teaches Real Life Skills. Physical Fitness, Proper Diet, How Money works, Interest, Investing and proper use of a loan.

I'd say racist comments, but I'm sure the Island will Racially Cleanse the population anyway.

Advertising in any form would be illegal, except designated govement channels. Websites, Newspapers, TV, Phone Apps and Public space would be free of any advertisement. There would be designated ways that buisness could advertise, so people looking for a product or service could still find it.

Have a TRUE democracy. We have the technology, we don't need to "Elect" a representative. We can all vote on every decision, if we so choose. However, as Supreme Leader, I get the final say on Any issue I choose. Sometimes the people don't know whats best for them.
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>>680077351
Give everyone one egg salad sandwich every day. Other than that current laws of Germoney apply.
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>>680077351
Push a strong pro-environment policy.
In all other areas become more capitalistic so natural selection is once again at work in the market place.
Use economics to dominate the rest of the continent, then world.
Then push for space travel. The way we're doing it right now where there are many countries working separately isn't getting us to Mars fast enough for my liking.
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>>680094136
Eh. If it was robbery and murder in the course of the robbery, string 'em up. If it was just "put the money in the bag and I won't feed you your teeth," then yeah, that's excessive.

But if OP's the dictator of a country, who the fuck is going to tell him "that's over the top?"
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>>680093811
lower to 12.
make consent a little more vague.
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I'd probably turn it down, sounds like alot of work.
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>>680093402
LOLi know what you mean anon.
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>>680092599
>>grizzly bear is the national fucking animal
Laughed
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>>680094547
You know what is funny, I had 12 in my original post and changed it to 13, I dunno why. Probably some hog wash about morality in some high school creeping up on my mind years later, funny how deeply some of the BS in engrained in your mind.
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>>680077351

I would a stately pleasure dome decree.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEuOoMprDqg
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>>680092009
Dear fascist faggot:

I would love to pound your black soul into a blood puddle.

I was a Soldier.
Not some dope-addled hippy.

Bring it on.
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>>680078714
You missed:
Encourage incest. Like a gud ol' Alabaman.
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Establish a full authoritarian government with all aspects of life revolving around my ideas, all the schools have pictures of me and chant my name, every degenerate serves in labor camps
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>>680093975
Those proposals range from reasonable to batshit insane fascism.

>Ban all immigration from shit tier countries
Collective punishment doesn't make sense, also potentially racially-motivated but until you're specific it's just ultra-nationalist

>Be very firm with muslims
Not sure what this entails

>Emphasis on military spending
Assuming you're from the US for a second, you already spend more in military than the next 14 countries combined, that's just madness

>Emphasis on border control
fair, depends on the policies though

>National ID is a requirement
Not entirely sure what this entails either

>Enforce concentration camps for prisoners
Absolutely fucking mental, no concept of international human rights whatsoever

>Allow government welfare only for the disabled, if someone is caught abusing welfare then they will have to serve jail time
As long as you raise wages to the point that no one would ever have to be on welfare, otherwise you simply can't grasp that poverty can be circumstantial

>Government funded schools would not exist
No reason to believe that private academies are better than public ones

>Ban religion being taught to children
Religion should be taught, just objectively

>Ban material from schools that can be deemed as being useless
I don't trust what you deem as useless, this is just a slippery slope for state propaganda

>Socialized healthcare
highly reasonable

>A consenting adult can do whatever they want to with another consenting adult
again highly reasonable (but perhaps with strange exceptions like consensual cannibalism and that sort of thing)
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>>680084129
How is highschool Tim? Are you picked a lot?
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>>680077351
I would start *every* diplomatic meeting and every debate with "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."
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Hang all lefties and minorities. Then let nature and capitalism take its course
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>>680095658
You sound boring as fuck fam
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>>680079269
Trump is not God-Emperor. Keanu is God-Emperor
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>replace the current banking system with a new open source monetary system
>abolish sales tax, only have a flat income tax
>build a wall covering the national borders completely
>nationalize all elementary school education
>nationalize all hospital visits for underage people
>ban religious schools, ban teaching about religion neutrally (ie. force teachers to debunk religion in schools)
>legalize every light(er) drug from the age of 18, exception being pregnant women
>establish total freedom of speech, exceptions being threats to violence, blackmailing etc. (you get it)
>establish a 2nd amendment-style law which gives mentally healthy adults the right to bear arms
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>>680092303
And then what? Legalize consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreations?
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>>680095061
the most overrated character ever
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>>680096274
sounds like a faggot idea
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>>680095203
A nigger soldier is not a real soldier
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>>680096572
And a white racist is not a real person.
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>>680096511
What specifically about it is a faggot idea? Do you not want your money to be open source? Do you really want the Rothschilds to defraud you and make money out of thin air?

Do you want to see an increase or decrease in delusional beliefs about a creator? Do you want the people to be able to protect themselves with force or not?
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>>680096929
Lol, fag
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>>680092247
See >>680095203
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>>680096929
do you want a fedora and a katana with that?
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>>680096769

TO HELL WITH WHITE MEN! THEY ARE JUST SALTY THAT THEIR WOMEN LOVE SUPERIOR BLACKS AND INDIAN MEN. KEEP CRYING, REDNECKS!
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>Get rid of every SJW and tranny I can get my hands on.
>LGB can stay, as long as they don't become a major problem.
>Everybody reapplies for citizenship once every five years, starting at 15-yo. If you have a criminal record, you automatically fail and have to pay for a 1-year visa to avoid deportation to whatever backwater. shit-tier country that'll take you.
>Sex offenders are executed when there is incontrovertible evidence that they are guilty. If there's even a shadow of a doubt, jail. If the plaintiff ends up being proven a liar, plaintiff is executed by firing squad.
>Everybody must have a national ID.
>Legal age to transition from minor to adult is 16. Minors must apply for a standardized test which is intended to check whether they know enough about how the country functions to live independently in it, or whether they have enough brainpower to speak and walk without their heart stopping.
>Maintain a constant sense of nationalistic elitism, and ensure that numbers back up boasts. If we say we have the best doctors in the world, there'd better be unaltered, unbiased statistics that prove it. If we say that somebody is guilty of something, there'd better be conclusive evidence proving it.
>The only crimes that send you to prison are murder, rape, and grand larceny. Prison is a massive hole in the ground. The hole fills itself with two feet of hydrochloric acid for six hours every day. If you survive a year, you go free.
>Every crime that's not murder, grand larceny, or rape gets you sent to rehabilitation centers. Low education, lack of income? Make sure those rehab schools are decent enough to matter to employers.
>Hold employers responsible for damages in the workplace, provided that evidence is present that implicates the employers as being negligent and not considering the safety of their workers. If someone loses a hand because you failed to ensure there was safe equipment, guess who else is losing a hand.
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My country would be an autocracy, and I would be the supreme leader.
Tumblrinas will be reeducated or sterilized.
The same goes with Islamists and Christians-you know what? They don't fear death. I would kill them.
I would heavily invest in sciences but not space exploration like the idiot near the top said. It's too expensive.
Anyone with double-digit IQs will be educated; sterilization doesn't improve intelligence.
Retards will be killed as they are an extreme burden.
No one-child policy as the White race needs to grow; also a mandatory 4 child policy for every mother. If not, a tax for not enough children.
Blacks and Asians have a 1 child policy.
Free Speech will be permitted in most cases unless someone actually threatens or acts like a tumblrina.
No death penalty and the prisons will be factories. But the prisons won't have terrible conditions.
Guns will be legal.
Like it?
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>>680097307
Keep mocking those who speak up against this tyranny and you will most likely get your fedora wearing head chopped off by a katana-wielding allahu akbar-shouting bearded man one day.
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>>680097657
>tyranny
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>>680090666
Agreed, individual liberties should persist in a nation regardless of the form its government takes. What Libertarians (as a political party) often want is something akin to 10 degrees off anarchy. People often forget that the U.S. pretty closely attempted the Libertarian model under the Articles of Confederation. When they called the constitutional convention there were only a handful of voices who thought nothing needed to change at all. The rest, both Federalist and anti-federalist, still agreed that the system of government was untenable.
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>>680097904
Religion is tyranny, hindering them is lesser tyranny. Sometimes and act of tyranny is necessary to prevent even more serious tyranny.
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>>680097627
Pls tell me if you like it I know there are like 4 lurking here.
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>seize all newly born retards
>feed tards copious amounts of beef and steroids
>create unstoppable tard army
>invade neighboring countries
>appoint strongest most loyal tard soldier as vice chancellor
>national flag is now a yellow crayon
> do a phat line of ketamine
>shoot myself
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>>680088868
*BANNED
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id take all communist and fascists it put them to fight each another in big battles or arenas it gone be glorious
that is it .
no matter what country im in id make it great(cus id deel with biggest losers of society ) and id be loved by the world for my broadcasting bloody battles
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>>680098098
a tyranny tyranny minor tyrannysaurus tyranny major tyranny tyranny is a tyranny
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>>680077351

Eugenics.

Proactive responsibility and accountability for the gene pool of the collective. Those with absurdly low IQ's, high likelihood of horrifying genetically-determined conditions etc. should not produce offspring.

The rest would be irrelevant.
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>>680077351
My first decree would be to gas all the blacks.

The Jews can stick around if they keep their grubby hands off my sheckels
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>>680098098
Wut
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>>680078498
Best post i have ever seen on the Chan.
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>>680085431
>philosophically wrong but in the long run and in practice my country would be better for it.
just like trump's policies on illegals, Muslims, and lefty scum culture
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Remove Spanish language from the world.
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