Post a picture that has never been on the internet before.
This is my OC reaction pic. Been waiting for a good time to use this
This cockatoo loves to be held like this.
just a question
what the hell am I looking at
Crimson behelith, the egg of kings
homelessfag who tried to suck my dick for money caught on google maps, will greentext if interested
this is a woman.
this cunt had some degree of mental illness, I can't figure out what. I had a wild encounter with her once where, as I was leaving quiznos, she burst in and stole all the fucking straws. All of them, then left
>be me, 19yo fag
>go to rice, living with parents bc they live in west houston
>local HEB is the cesspool of all the degenerates you can imagine
>still have to go there for basic groceries
>see homelessfag, let's call her greasehair, all the time around there
>childhood friend who lived there longer than me warned me to stay away
>so I did, until I was mowing the lawn one morning
>mowing lawn, slightly pissed because I had class later that day and I would reek of grass shit smell
>see greasehair, pay no mind to her
>slight redflag goes off, never seen her this close to my house before
>go back to mowing
>suddenly, horrible fucking smell
>think something got jammed in the lawnmower, but it was greasehair standing right fucking behind me
>just stares at me
Can I help you?
>literally says, in the slurry, toothless way she does:
I'll suck your dick for money
>virginfag, slightly consider it but decide against it because what the fuck was I thinking
>spits on my lawn
>rolls her shopping cart away
I got drunk and played charades. Broke my ankle. This is 2 days after
Check muh dubs
Also, I'm gonna post this pic randomly when I reply to threads to see who notices and remembers me. I'm Matt. And I'm at home alone because Maria broke my heart. and is probably fucking Brandon right now.
Maybe someone will remember me for once
I saw this one day in Michigan and lost my mind
Wrote this on a buddy's car in chocolate syrup. When we realized that it would have stripped the paint left on too long, we had to wash it all off. It was a bad use of time for everyone involved.
Despite our relatively pseudo-anonymous freedom, we rarely take the bold initiative to truly express ourselves in our own self-fashioned idiolect.
The following is a brief foray into the unprecedented.
Xelo & well-met, mine friends-to-be-or-not-to-bee (or to W.A.S.P., for that im/matter!).
(En)during this stream/river/lake/ocean of con-scious-ness (with-knowing-ment), Eye
wood\metal\fire\fire\water overcome (over-arrive (sur-arrive (survive)) the(seus') shackels,
(s)hovels, and decadent ten-toothed lures of Hivemind(less) con-form-ity (with-shape-ness).
Eye in/outvite You to ex/peer-science the manyfold joys of this orig(inal)ami of textus hold'em closely and tell them every day that you love them because like all mortals they will one day die.
several years old, never been internetted
I got this one the other day! Toronto, Canada.
Caught this sneaky little fuck coming up behind me.
>promptly took pic
>we made it better
There's a few follow ups but they seem to be written by someone other than the original person and aren't as good.
unfortunately im the guy on the right, she was my ex
Didn't buy but it stood out. From 1956
Hotel room after a Katrina family stayed there for a couple months.
>Guess the race
Yup and FEMA, meaning us taxpayers, had to foot the bill. Nothing happened to Tyrone, Jamica & the 5 Nigglets.
That doesn't seem crazy dirty for living in a room for a couple months with the possesions that didn't get destroyed.
Also how many people lived in there?
If it was like 4 people, that's understandable
The SMELL was the worse thing. The carpet had to be torn out, ac unit had to be replaced and the whole thing painted....twice.