Waifu claiming thread. >Fruitive Edition! The rules are
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Fruitive Edition!
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>stay healthy
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>canned peach is good but strawberries are better
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Homura claimed
Rumia claimed
>>680068611
i...can't say right now....
>>680068816
im not gonna eat your pie!!!!!
Obligatory claim
>I don't like sand
>>680068909
in the rain, Im glad I don't get colds easy.. ((will be going soon guys))
Kyouko claimed.
>>680068519
>meme
- tsuzu
>>680068473
>mfw I have a surprise for you later (like, days, though)
>mfw image already taken
>kissing ensues
>also some groping I guess
>yup
Is there a truly a waifu who could have more fun?
>>680067681
Or least this thread yeah lol
>>680069093
>it's coarse and rough and irritating
>>680069225
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
Please!
>>680069032
Hey there coweater.
>>680069076
I will ask later then.
Why not? You don't trust me?
>>680069364
>when you're the human version of sand
>>680069225
NICE MEME
>>680069364
>and it gets everywhere
>hand
Question of the thread:
Both same age with same years experience in battle, who would win, a knight or samurai?
Knight
>>680069413
Basically it's the minimum level of ERP.
What's less ERP exactly?
But we can't do anything beyond that, yeah, and it's mostly finished now.
>>680069525
Hi Homuhomu! How are you?
Tatsuta claimed.
>Having a metric shit ton of work to do
>Pulling an all-nighter
>Claiming anyway because I can
>Lurking harder than I work
>99.9% chance I won't respond
>>680069525
i do! i just....i don't want any right now....
>>680069724
knight
>inb4 muh x1000 folded dai-katana meme
>>680069724
Knight.
>>680069600
I don't think you're irritating...
>>680069695
kek
>>680069724
I don't know enough about either to answer this.
>>680069724
Knight most likely
>>680069600
>hugs
>>680069724
I will go with Knight too... but can't explain why.
>>680069820
Im good, today was kinda productive with few hours of studying and watched a good anime.
What about you?
>>680069724
Samurai because he can move quickly and see better.
>>680069225
Woah now...
Slow down, Tiger
>>680069854
Hey Tatsie! It's still so nice to see you even if you are busy. I enjoyed our time yesterday..
I don't mean to distract you now in any case.
Uh... and.. I don't mean to snitch... but Tenryuu is taking an unhealthy interest in my metal thingie...
>>680069600
Without silica we wouldn't have computer chips, motherboards, glass or crystal. I'd say silica is a very important mineral for the development of any modern society.
lurking claim
Need to leave for a while... I will try to get back in 40 mins or something, incase I don't see you again tonight sleep tight!
>>680069927
Shame, if you had one bite you would wish there was more.
>>680070327
Another day of work followed by another evening of doing nothing. My unlife extends unto eternity, lichdom is near at hand.
Watching good anime during the week is hard these days - everything decent seems to run on the weekend. What are you watching right now?
>>680070404
If it's too much for you there are other places I can kiss.
>okay, sorry, I didn't mean to make it more lewd
>>680070628
see you homura....ill be waiting..
>>680070454
I found it refreshing and invigorating as well. Don't feel bad, as the one distracting me the most is always myself.
>Uh... and.. I don't mean to snitch... but Tenryuu is taking an unhealthy interest in my metal thingie...
I'm aware. There's nothing that I don't know about Tenryuu.
>Tsuzu is the 0.1%
>Yorokobe shounen
>>680069225
The meme is right.
Bazinga
>>680070869
>If it's too much for you there are other places I can kiss
We'll do that some other time, when we're alone <3
Man I've been way too distracted today. How's everyone's night going?
>>680071061
>hand pats
all mine
>>680069724
Well most samurai were actually mounted archers.
they rarely used their swords in actual combat. the majority of the fighting in japan was done by footmen with bamboo spears.
the difference in size and strength and the difference in gear are both on the side of the knight. a katana can not block a strike from a European long sword with out taking severe damage. I am assuming that they don't know anything about each others styles and are just suddenly fighting.
if it's a knight in full plate he's going to savage the samurai like a child. If its a knight in gambason and mail he will still basically be impervious to any slashing cut from a katana which is what they are made for. Also knights often carried shields and used them effectively in melee.
as cool as samurai are they were no match for knights.
>>680069927
>>680071443
I only want to die a little bit.
>>680070358
this isn't true. people in full plate armor who are know what they are doing can run and do cartwheels and shit.
Thomas best waifu
>>680071679
>dark souls
>>680071443
Hand hurts like a bitch because I cut my finger open like a retard
>>680071595
kek, implying zeroes weren't made of fucking paper and balsa wood, but dank meme anyways
>>680071679
Then samurais because they can use ninjutsu
>>680068909
>>680071897
basically
>>680071443
Hey Ren-chon! Pretty good I'd say, what about you?
>>680071963
zeros were literal shit. it took the nips forever to figure out that they shouldn't have rivets sticking out of the wings creating drag.
>>680072270
kek, i mean, they got pretty smart by throwing them away, they only cost ~15 usd to make
>>680071714
Nah, m8. Guy is better.
>>680070932
I'm looking forward to the next time we can.. talk. <3
>>680070981
Thank
>>680071433
>how do I into non-lewd?
But we can hug for a while longer... that will help me calm down, too.
>Loving every minute 'cause you make me feel so alive
Claimed
>>680072270
Damn, that is beautiful. Worth breaking the lurk over.
>>680071502
Can't forget that the praised weeb sword is really weak. Went on /his/ sometime ago and they said because it's the metalast the japs had wasn't as strong as iron. Correct me if I'm wrong anon
I think it was aluminum? And that's a fucking badass pic
>>680072453
yeah it made more sense to pack them full of tnt and crash them into shit rather then let the aces cut them to pieces.
>>680072826
armor is such a good feel
>>680072811
hey ruri i need you to shitpost and keep thread alive.
>>680072722
>hugs longer
C.C. Claim
>>680069724
Knight. I guess it would depend a bit on which era we're talking about, but generally full plate is superior to samurai armor and the longsword is a more versatile weapon than katana.
>>680072186
I'm doing pretty swell, how about you?
>>680071927
Don't do that, lewdmaster
>>680071642
Just a little?
me right now
>>680073617
It's hard to not be lewd with Clock
>>680073165
There's enough people in here talking to keep it alive, don't worry.
>>680073617
Doing good, thanks
>>680072917
well during the real wars they would make swords out of anything. but the really nice swords were made of a meh soft steel with a strip of good hard steel wedged into it so they could put a good edge on it. The way they had to make steel wasn't really controlled so swords were never of the same quality. It's kind of stupid whenever you see katanas being described they always describe the high end ones that would have been extremely expensive. japan was shit and almost none of the people in the wars had swords. they used farming equipment and sharpened bamboo spears. This is why the ninjas had such unique weapons. the kunai throwing knife things were just sharpened gardening tools.
it was documented that ninjas would kill a samurai and take his better quality sword over their shit ninjato which was often made of extremely poor metal.
Bumpo
>>680073617
I wanted to more earlier, but that's subsided.
Velvet Scarlatina Claimed.
>>680074406
Hiya Bunbun
>>680074406
Bunbun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZBlt9rTwxQ&list=PLeWxU0Xm0ry4qkDif5W4JewMhknaxVhf4
>>680069032
>>680069032
SHES FUCKING MINE
>>680074595
fight him for her
>>680073326
>hugs tighter
I can't think of anything that's not lewd right now...
I'm willing to admit it's a problem.
Claimed
>>680074832
Looks like we'll need to find other things to do than each other...
I am hallow
> claimed
>Hamakaze claimed
Now with new and improved filenames!
>>680074595
Sorry anon, I love her more
>>680075154
>>680075130
>>680074406
>>680075258
Helo felow comrad! :^)
>>680075258
>>680075404
I do so admire the navy
Anyone watching Haifuri this season?
>Rachnera Claimed
Is the thread dead?
>>680075712
> have a fear of spiders
> claims rachnera
Nopedanopedanope
>>680075073
As you can imagine I'm not a fan of the idea..
>>680075154
Welcome back.
>>680075702
School shooter
>>680075941
two more days
Wish me luck
bubblehead nurse claimed
>>680075916
Danke
>>680076168
What state should I look out for?
>>680076212
Hello there!
Back with a slight headache.
>>680074832
>My unlife extends unto eternity
As long as you enjoy "doing nothing" thats a pretty good routine.
I got into anime not too long ago, still got a huge "to watch" list. Watched GitS 2.0, can't wait to see more of the series.
>>680070901
>poke
>>680075870
HERETIC
>>680074071
Holy fuck kek. So they're just peasants/farmers with weapons?
>rhodoks in M&B
>>680076336
hello
>>680076212
nurses from SH were always hot
>>680075850
Nope
>>680076336
I'll warn ya because some of you guys are alright
don't come to school on the east coast.
>>680076488
damn right they are.
>>680076371
Welcome back
>>680076212
Hello!
Claimed.
>>680075916
We'll figure something out...
>>680076336
Hey there
>>680076611
Well it's a good thing im in the south west!
>>680076687
Ayy lmao
>>680076525
Felt like it slowed down a bit
>>680076810
Yo yo yo!
>>680076687
Plan on staying this thread and converse with us? If so lemme see some smug
>>680076611
>I still got the memes that were made that day
>glad I saved them
>Vigil
Random questions for the thread.
> What time is it?
2:50am
>What was the last thing you ate?
A toast and raspberry tea.
Am I too late?
>>680076869
For the entire day yeah. It's a weird feel since it backs up real quick around noon?
>>680076728
Hey there readhead.
>>680076371
Well, sitting around and doing nothing is all I know, so it's what I do. Oh well.
GitS is a great series, but I haven't really followed it since Solid State. I'll look into 2.0, thanks
>>680076916
2100
oatmeal, rasberry tea is delicious though
>>680076869
You're fucking dead kiddo
>>680076914
the news media trying to explain 4chan was the best part.
>>680077037
Nope, welcome to the thread, Flan anon
>>680076869
We cool?
>>680076442
yeah samurai were a upper class like nobility and the really didnt do much of the actual killing during battles. the did however cut down tons of unarmed or armored peasants with their magic swords.
ninjas were lower classed people who did what they did for money some actually worked for the shogunate as secret police but they were usually a non-nobility clan that just farmed and acted as mercenaries at night.
>>680076810
If my orders work through the fourth wall you should get a telegram account or the like (or tell me what you have).
>for exclusively lewd purposes as far as I'm concerned
Last time I'm bothering you with this, as I imagine it's pretty annoying...
>>680076869
where do you live in the southwest?
>>680077244
>beta males
>beta males
>beta males on their dark sites
Fucking hell, so many keks.
>>680076916
8:55 and some hamburger helper
>>680077037
For them lewds? I don't think so
>>680077313
I know what I said
>pic
>>680076916
10 PM
Left over Little Caesar's from yesterday
>>680076916
> What time is it?
3:54AM
>What was the last thing you ate?
A pizza
>>680077037
Nah, welcome to the thread Flan, nice pic.
>>680077051
Yeah
>>680077244
Pls no
>>680077334
Of course, why wouldn't we?
>>680077427
Mexico
>>680077661
like new mexico or old mexico lol? i was born in el paso, and lived near albuquerque
>>680076916
>What time is it
10PM
>Last thing ate
Bowl of ham :v
>>680077176
GitS 2.0 is (or at least I got told) a remake of the first movie. I never watched the original but I believe this is worth a rewatch.
>>680077203
Yea its my favourite and what I drink 90% of the time. And I see you eat oatmeal a lot!
>>680077510
I miss hamburgers... I barely eat them now that im eating more white meats.
>>680077552
>>680076916
5 AM
Protein quark
>>680077392
I'll think of something...
>>680077661
Gute
>>680076916
8:00 pm
burger from sonic
>>680077485
Fuck man, I was dating a girl a while back who's brother happened to be a school shooter 2 years ago. Was messed up when it happened
>>680077802
Nah, Im taking south of the boarder~
>>680078114
Yeh
>>680077933
yeah....part of it is because i hit a dark patch in my life and pizza for like 7 months, so im trying to turn a new leaf now lol, do you have any apple pie left????
>>680077552
>>680078029
Somewhere, some artist is dealing with the trauma of killing an enemy soldier during war by drawing them as moe girls.
My body requires nutrients
>>680078297
smuggle in some churros
>>680078391
nah it's some nip who likes to draw cute girls getting killed
>>680078297
oh ok, actual mexico!
>>680078391
Or someone was just letting out the frustration of wanting to kill someone, by making a moe drawing of something similar.
>>680078551
>>680078507
Try food.
It helps.
>>680078297
>>680078114
No pressure (except some water). I can adapt, too.
I don't really like the idea myself, but we can do it any ways you are comfortable with.
I put it a little badly with 'exclusively lewd purposes', as that is just one option; I'd think of it as general roleplaying chat, so we do less of it here.
From experience I think it's not a good idea to get irl involved...
but I'll take what you offer..
>>680078527
Thats what we do, the drugs are just a decoy.
>>680078609
Nah, I live in Arizona
>>680078713
Yeah, I'm about to make a sammy <3
>>680078759
>From experience I think it's not a good idea to get irl involved
No shit...
>>680078331
That thumbnail made me VERY nervous.
>>680077933
Trying to get a healthier body and life?
>>680078507
Vitamins help
>>680078173
Its a small world. Half a year ago someguy I knew and thought was nice killed a kid. I know how messed up the feeling is, but one kill to a school shooting is quite the difference.
>>680078827
you tricked me!!! or maybe i tricked myself...it's beautiful in arizona, my brother went to college in tempe and it was gorgeous
>>680078827
well not very well then, there not making it far enough north.
Hello everyone! Sorry I wasn't here today. Kinda got busy I guess.
>who wants a hug?
>>680078981
nervous?! w-why's that?
>>680078968
Unfortuntely not everybody is on the same page on this, my love. <3
>>680079165
:D
>shinoa bro
>>680079165
Back kinda hurts so be gentle.
>hand hugs
>>680079165
love me
>yuuko
>>680079165
Hello!
I'll take that hug aswell~
>Kyouko
