Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>canned peach is good but strawberries are better
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
i...can't say right now....
im not gonna eat your pie!!!!!
in the rain, Im glad I don't get colds easy.. ((will be going soon guys))
>mfw I have a surprise for you later (like, days, though)
>mfw image already taken
>also some groping I guess
Is there a truly a waifu who could have more fun?
Hey there coweater.
I will ask later then.
Why not? You don't trust me?
>when you're the human version of sand
Question of the thread:
Both same age with same years experience in battle, who would win, a knight or samurai?
Basically it's the minimum level of ERP.
What's less ERP exactly?
But we can't do anything beyond that, yeah, and it's mostly finished now.
>Having a metric shit ton of work to do
>Pulling an all-nighter
>Claiming anyway because I can
>Lurking harder than I work
>99.9% chance I won't respond
i do! i just....i don't want any right now....
>inb4 muh x1000 folded dai-katana meme
I don't think you're irritating...
I don't know enough about either to answer this.
I will go with Knight too... but can't explain why.
Im good, today was kinda productive with few hours of studying and watched a good anime.
What about you?
Samurai because he can move quickly and see better.
Hey Tatsie! It's still so nice to see you even if you are busy. I enjoyed our time yesterday..
I don't mean to distract you now in any case.
Uh... and.. I don't mean to snitch... but Tenryuu is taking an unhealthy interest in my metal thingie...
Without silica we wouldn't have computer chips, motherboards, glass or crystal. I'd say silica is a very important mineral for the development of any modern society.
Need to leave for a while... I will try to get back in 40 mins or something, incase I don't see you again tonight sleep tight!
Shame, if you had one bite you would wish there was more.
Another day of work followed by another evening of doing nothing. My unlife extends unto eternity, lichdom is near at hand.
Watching good anime during the week is hard these days - everything decent seems to run on the weekend. What are you watching right now?
If it's too much for you there are other places I can kiss.
>okay, sorry, I didn't mean to make it more lewd
I found it refreshing and invigorating as well. Don't feel bad, as the one distracting me the most is always myself.
>Uh... and.. I don't mean to snitch... but Tenryuu is taking an unhealthy interest in my metal thingie...
I'm aware. There's nothing that I don't know about Tenryuu.
>Tsuzu is the 0.1%
>If it's too much for you there are other places I can kiss
We'll do that some other time, when we're alone <3
Man I've been way too distracted today. How's everyone's night going?
Well most samurai were actually mounted archers.
they rarely used their swords in actual combat. the majority of the fighting in japan was done by footmen with bamboo spears.
the difference in size and strength and the difference in gear are both on the side of the knight. a katana can not block a strike from a European long sword with out taking severe damage. I am assuming that they don't know anything about each others styles and are just suddenly fighting.
if it's a knight in full plate he's going to savage the samurai like a child. If its a knight in gambason and mail he will still basically be impervious to any slashing cut from a katana which is what they are made for. Also knights often carried shields and used them effectively in melee.
as cool as samurai are they were no match for knights.
this isn't true. people in full plate armor who are know what they are doing can run and do cartwheels and shit.
Hand hurts like a bitch because I cut my finger open like a retard
kek, implying zeroes weren't made of fucking paper and balsa wood, but dank meme anyways
Then samurais because they can use ninjutsu
Hey Ren-chon! Pretty good I'd say, what about you?
zeros were literal shit. it took the nips forever to figure out that they shouldn't have rivets sticking out of the wings creating drag.
Nah, m8. Guy is better.
I'm looking forward to the next time we can.. talk. <3
>how do I into non-lewd?
But we can hug for a while longer... that will help me calm down, too.
>Loving every minute 'cause you make me feel so alive
Damn, that is beautiful. Worth breaking the lurk over.
Can't forget that the praised weeb sword is really weak. Went on /his/ sometime ago and they said because it's the metalast the japs had wasn't as strong as iron. Correct me if I'm wrong anon
I think it was aluminum? And that's a fucking badass pic
yeah it made more sense to pack them full of tnt and crash them into shit rather then let the aces cut them to pieces.
armor is such a good feel
hey ruri i need you to shitpost and keep thread alive.
Knight. I guess it would depend a bit on which era we're talking about, but generally full plate is superior to samurai armor and the longsword is a more versatile weapon than katana.
I'm doing pretty swell, how about you?
Don't do that, lewdmaster
Just a little?
It's hard to not be lewd with Clock
There's enough people in here talking to keep it alive, don't worry.
well during the real wars they would make swords out of anything. but the really nice swords were made of a meh soft steel with a strip of good hard steel wedged into it so they could put a good edge on it. The way they had to make steel wasn't really controlled so swords were never of the same quality. It's kind of stupid whenever you see katanas being described they always describe the high end ones that would have been extremely expensive. japan was shit and almost none of the people in the wars had swords. they used farming equipment and sharpened bamboo spears. This is why the ninjas had such unique weapons. the kunai throwing knife things were just sharpened gardening tools.
it was documented that ninjas would kill a samurai and take his better quality sword over their shit ninjato which was often made of extremely poor metal.
I can't think of anything that's not lewd right now...
I'm willing to admit it's a problem.
Looks like we'll need to find other things to do than each other...
Now with new and improved filenames!
I do so admire the navy
Anyone watching Haifuri this season?
As you can imagine I'm not a fan of the idea..
bubblehead nurse claimed
What state should I look out for?
Back with a slight headache.
>My unlife extends unto eternity
As long as you enjoy "doing nothing" thats a pretty good routine.
I got into anime not too long ago, still got a huge "to watch" list. Watched GitS 2.0, can't wait to see more of the series.
Holy fuck kek. So they're just peasants/farmers with weapons?
>rhodoks in M&B
I'll warn ya because some of you guys are alright
don't come to school on the east coast.
damn right they are.
We'll figure something out...
Well it's a good thing im in the south west!
Felt like it slowed down a bit
Yo yo yo!
Plan on staying this thread and converse with us? If so lemme see some smug
>I still got the memes that were made that day
>glad I saved them
Random questions for the thread.
> What time is it?
>What was the last thing you ate?
A toast and raspberry tea.
For the entire day yeah. It's a weird feel since it backs up real quick around noon?
Well, sitting around and doing nothing is all I know, so it's what I do. Oh well.
GitS is a great series, but I haven't really followed it since Solid State. I'll look into 2.0, thanks
oatmeal, rasberry tea is delicious though
You're fucking dead kiddo
the news media trying to explain 4chan was the best part.
dont have any smug, but if you mistyped i have plenty of smut.
Nope, welcome to the thread, Flan anon
yeah samurai were a upper class like nobility and the really didnt do much of the actual killing during battles. the did however cut down tons of unarmed or armored peasants with their magic swords.
ninjas were lower classed people who did what they did for money some actually worked for the shogunate as secret police but they were usually a non-nobility clan that just farmed and acted as mercenaries at night.
If my orders work through the fourth wall you should get a telegram account or the like (or tell me what you have).
>for exclusively lewd purposes as far as I'm concerned
Last time I'm bothering you with this, as I imagine it's pretty annoying...
>beta males on their dark sites
Fucking hell, so many keks.
8:55 and some hamburger helper
For them lewds? I don't think so
I know what I said
Left over Little Caesar's from yesterday
> What time is it?
>What was the last thing you ate?
Nah, welcome to the thread Flan, nice pic.
Of course, why wouldn't we?
like new mexico or old mexico lol? i was born in el paso, and lived near albuquerque
>What time is it
>Last thing ate
Bowl of ham :v
GitS 2.0 is (or at least I got told) a remake of the first movie. I never watched the original but I believe this is worth a rewatch.
Yea its my favourite and what I drink 90% of the time. And I see you eat oatmeal a lot!
I miss hamburgers... I barely eat them now that im eating more white meats.
I'll think of something...
burger from sonic
Fuck man, I was dating a girl a while back who's brother happened to be a school shooter 2 years ago. Was messed up when it happened
Nah, Im taking south of the boarder~
yeah....part of it is because i hit a dark patch in my life and pizza for like 7 months, so im trying to turn a new leaf now lol, do you have any apple pie left????
Somewhere, some artist is dealing with the trauma of killing an enemy soldier during war by drawing them as moe girls.
smuggle in some churros
nah it's some nip who likes to draw cute girls getting killed
No pressure (except some water). I can adapt, too.
I don't really like the idea myself, but we can do it any ways you are comfortable with.
I put it a little badly with 'exclusively lewd purposes', as that is just one option; I'd think of it as general roleplaying chat, so we do less of it here.
From experience I think it's not a good idea to get irl involved...
but I'll take what you offer..
Thats what we do, the drugs are just a decoy.
Nah, I live in Arizona
Yeah, I'm about to make a sammy <3
>From experience I think it's not a good idea to get irl involved
That thumbnail made me VERY nervous.
Trying to get a healthier body and life?
Its a small world. Half a year ago someguy I knew and thought was nice killed a kid. I know how messed up the feeling is, but one kill to a school shooting is quite the difference.
you tricked me!!! or maybe i tricked myself...it's beautiful in arizona, my brother went to college in tempe and it was gorgeous
well not very well then, there not making it far enough north.
Hello everyone! Sorry I wasn't here today. Kinda got busy I guess.
>who wants a hug?
nervous?! w-why's that?
Unfortuntely not everybody is on the same page on this, my love. <3