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I don't get this meme.
Someone dissert.
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>>680061536
lol
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>>680061715
>lol
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>>680061839
>generic 4chan filename
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>>680061839
lol
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Hahahahahaha fuck
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>>680062003
>naming your filenames something that isn't number spam
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>>680061839
lol
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>>680062107
>not renaming your files and keeping them as number spam
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>>680062178
>"Dan...ielle! What's wrong, you sexist?"
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>>680062480
>not gyazo-ing your own reaction pics
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KEEEEK
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>>680062652
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>>680062846
>autism

also, guys, don't just say "i'm dan" and disconnect. connect with the person. BE the person.
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Okay, i've done this a few times and I'm gonna upload what I got so far...
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>>680063276
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>>680063365
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>>680063424
4
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>>680063424
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>>680063545
>>680063503
>>680063424
>>680063365
>>680063276
Am I doing this right?
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>>680063640
no
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It was nice chatting with ya fam.
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>>680063122
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>>680063789
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>>680060444
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Who is Dan
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>>680063365
Related.
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>>680060444
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>>680064838
was me :c

LADDDDDDDD KIDDAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Hello, this is Dan
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i am dan
this is the same guy
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http://logs.omegle.com/c197177
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>>680065644
>>680065718
newfags
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


You both like feminism.


You: i am dan


You: i am dan


Stranger: i am bruno


You: i dont care i am dan


Stranger: i dont care you dont care i am bruno


You: i am dan


Stranger: i am tyrone


You: ?


You: i am dan


Stranger: I AM TYRONE


You: yes


You: i am dan


Stranger: i am dan


You: yesssss


You have disconnected.
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is this right?
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>>680066176
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>>680066569
>Acc
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>>680066666
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>>680060444
i had fun
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>>680066490
Drink my piss
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Hi I'm Dan
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>>680067200
drink mine faggot.

i think shes gonna offer me nudes
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We're dead
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Was this one of you? I thought it was but now I am not sure
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Still think this might be one of you faggots
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hi, this is Dan
Stranger: Birthgiver
You: ye
You: what about my dad
Stranger: I fucked him up the ass last night
You: rad, me too
You: how was it
Stranger: Was that you watching in the closet?
You: no, i was on the floor
You: he just got finished with me
You: you didn't notice>
You: ?+
Stranger: I used an 18 foot srtap on. Amazing he could still be fucked
You: yeah, i loosened up his anus beforehand
You: your welcome
Stranger: with the girth of 3 ft?
You: mhmm
Stranger: Nice
You: yeah, good stuff
Stranger: He seemed to enjoy it immensely as he bit his tongue off
You: Did he end up beating you afterwards?
Stranger: No, I fucked him so hard he couldn't move.
You: You were really missing out then
You: I love when he punches my face
Stranger: That's too bad
You: well, nice talking to you
You: let's meet up ltr
You: bb
Stranger: Do'svdanya
You: ye
You have disconnected.
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>>680060444
Stop this fucking shit already stop using tumblr tags use jew instead of it
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>>680067842
>think
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>>680067084
kek
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Fuckin keked so hard
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You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
hi

Hi OP
hi Dan
That was a shit post
New fag
your mother
Your bait sucks
Why OP?
your fatness sucks
Stranger has disconnected.
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xD
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He got soooo scared.
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guys use depression, transgender and edgy fake shit like that instead
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>>680069355
>Depression
>Fake
Yer wat m9?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like Otaku.

You: I'm Dan

Stranger: Hey

Stranger: I'm Vin

You: What you danning

Stranger: What's up?

You: Nm just dan

Stranger: Wtf

By You: Dan!

Stranger: Where you from Dan?

You: Danville

Stranger: Oh c'mon

Stranger has disconnected.
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I think they're getting suicidal...
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>>680068751
Fucking kek
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>>680066490
white knight fag
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>>680069671
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>>680069819
SJW retard zoz
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>>680062846
Nigga did you download the same image twice?
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>>680061839
Lol, lel, lawl, lal, lool, lil, lul, L-All
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>>680070351
no I already had a file with the same name you fucking dolt
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Bitch went mad
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I got a captcha ban, anyone knows how to get through it?
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Talk to strangers!
Select Language ▼
24,000+ online now

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism, and tumblr.
You: Hi my name is Dan
Stranger: -_-
Stranger: not again
You: wait do you actualy like tumblr
Stranger: some people actually use this website
You: kill yourself
Stranger: GET OFF
You: lol nope
Stranger: uHHH
You: haha faggot isnt from /b/
Stranger: so sick of this 4CHAN
Stranger: wtf are you srsly
Stranger: go AWAY
You: its pronounced channel 4
Stranger: well channel 4 can fuck off
Stranger: idk how its said, i just want to talk to normal PEOPLE
You: what do fags like you do here anyway
Stranger: Actually TALK
Stranger: and have real CONVOS
You: about whaty
Stranger: what do you think? feminism you scum,
Stranger: fuck off
You: lol feminism sucks
Stranger: i bet you are a white male
Stranger: scum
You: the movement is not needed in the 1rst world country
You: and no
You: i happen to be a male of color
You: you bigoted fag
Stranger: doesnt matter your still scum
Stranger: miss using this site
You: feminists are such hipocrits
Stranger: get off
You: no you hang up
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: btw
You: no reason to get mad we out here nigger faggot
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Dirty Dan get
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>>680070737
Just wait a while
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danology is a thing now guys
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>>680070830
Fuckin kek
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>>680071174
how?
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>>680060444
LGBT fucking retardet

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like lgbt.

Stranger: Heyy

You: I'm Dan

Stranger: I'm Phil

Stranger: Jk I'm Destany

You: what you danning

Stranger: I don't dan

Stranger: I phil

You: I dan

Stranger: I want to do the philling

Stranger: Let me be the philling in your danish

Stranger: Omg my puns are great

You: That seems dan, where you phil from

Stranger has disconnected.
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>>680071174
wait, same guy as above ? how do you do it /b/ro ??
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lol this
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https://www.dropbox.com/sh/eu9tjnuc8pra1a4/AABmCqpg_ewu2-fV88LDQvv6a?dl=0
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>>680071746
these are the oldest clips, now available for newfags in webm
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kek
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>>680071360
>>680071746
its ez, i ask if they wanna cyber sex online
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You: Hello


Stranger: Hi


Stranger: tell me a story


You: Ok.


You: Once apon a time there was OP. He was a faggot


You: The end


Stranger: that's a very touching story


Stranger: I'm happy you took the time to share it with me


You: your welcome, but its common knowledge


Stranger: of course


Stranger: on to the next
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>>680072867
KEK
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism, and tumblr.
You: knock knock
Stranger: Hello this is dan
You: you have liver cancer
Stranger: wow thats great
You: -canned laughter and applause-
Stranger: KYS
Stranger has disconnected.
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>>680060444
oh you fugs. THIS is where this started. dammit. had I only knew. damn you, anons
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>You: Hi, i am dan
>Stranger: FUCK OFF WITH tHIS SHIT
>Stranger: STOP MISUSING THIS WEBSITE
>You: what do you mean?
>Stranger: YOU KNOW WHAT i MMEAN
>You: no, i don't
>Stranger: FUCK 4CHAN
>You: i have a blog
>You: what's yours?
>Stranger: ...
>Stranger: you actually want to know
>Stranger: or are you joking
>You: DAN
>Stranger: danisthemanfuckyounigger.com
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I'm Dan
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we're getting matched to eachother too much, I suggest we add "lgbt", "anime", "furry" and stuff like that to the interests.
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:/
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>>680073272
Shit, that was me
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Stranger: Haaaaaiiii :DDD
You: Hi dan
Stranger: Dan??
Stranger: I'm Chel :)))))
You: ok
Stranger: Ok?
Stranger: What's ur name? XDDPP
You: Dan
Stranger: Oh hi Dan :)))
Stranger: What Gender are you? :DDD
You: trans white male
Stranger: I'm trans female :33 Dnt judge plzzz I'm shy XDDD
You: no judging
Stranger: Thanks:33
Stranger: How old r u??
You: 13
Stranger: OMG ME TOO!!! :DDD
Stranger: We should so date :DDD
You: ok! Are you jewish?
Stranger: I didn't do 9/11 you nigger
Stranger: That shit was George Bush
You: woa woa
Stranger: DON'T PLACE THAT SHIT ON ME
You: I know that
Stranger: NIGGEERRRRRR
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: Right
You: jews are still evil
Stranger: Heh, sorry... When I think I'm gonna get sued I get a little grouchy :3333
You: it says so in Mein Kampf
Stranger: So, Danon
You: yeeeesssss?
Stranger: How do we kill ourselves?
You: Shot to the head. Best look through /b/ first
Stranger: Hmmm
Stranger: I wanna jump off Trump tower :
You: ok that works too
Stranger: TogetheR?
You: sure!
Stranger: However, I need you to hold my ballsack
Stranger: I may back out and use it as a parachute
You: sure lol.
Stranger: Thanks bb <3
You: See you later, /b/rother
Stranger: Bye, /b/ro :)
Stranger: See you in the next life
You: eeyup.
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>>680073702
bump
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Hi dan
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This is one of the most pointless things I've ever seen.
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>>680074518
ITT: underage newfags think they're hilarious 9gag raiders
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1
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>>680060492
Kek
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>>680074675
2
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>>680062178
>mac faggot filename
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Stranger: Hi, I'm Dan


You: hi 4chan


Stranger has disconnected
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You: Hi, this is Dan
Stranger: Hi this is also dan
You: Hello dan, how are you
Stranger: I'm dantastic on this dandy day. How are you Dan?
You: Great, I just plowed my black pansexual boyfriend in his ass
You: his name is also dan
Stranger: Did you moon man that ho?
You: Hell yeah
Stranger: Crank that!
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>>680074794
3
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Stranger: hi


You: Hi


Stranger: whats up?


You: Nothing really. just browsing tumblr


Stranger: sounds like fun.


You: yep


Stranger: i hear billy wandes there. beware of billy


You: mhmm


You: absolutely dantastic


Stranger: you da man, dan, hows life in the chan?


Stranger has disconnected.
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>You: hey dan
>Stranger: Hello
>You: this is dan
>You: what to dan?
>You: in our dans?
>Stranger: fucking dans
>You: <3
>You: yes
>You: please
>Stranger: KYS
>Stranger has disconnected.
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OP here,

I'm done for tonight. Thanks for the kek's.

Here's my last decent one.

Sleep tight, Anons
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>>680072343
how to find girls ?
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/b/ros we need a new tag with more people to mess with, to make it fun again.
We need to make Dan great again!
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oh shit i think reddit is on to us
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>>680075535
i stumble upon them every now and then
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we need a new tag
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>>680075557
How about "Cis scum"
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>>680064923
sauce
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>>680075783
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Kek
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>>680075857
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ITT: newfags just talking to each other
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>>680074905
top kek, my friend. nicely played.
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>>680076048
post link plz
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cici is dead.
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>>680076347
does anybody have the chat with cici?
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>You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
>You both like tumblr.
>Stranger: male looking for a female to send me feet pics and vids on snapchat only !!! LEAVE IF UR NOT GONNA HELP !!
>You: Dont say it..
>You: What?
>You: Oh
>You: Sure..
>You: Snap?
>Stranger: u down for real ?
>You: Do i get pics/vids of your feet in return?
>You: Like, are your feet nice? like... Are they taken care of??
>Stranger: I'll send dick pics
>You: If you got some nasty feet, then no..
>You: And im not too interested in penises..
>Stranger: OK then I'll pay u after u send pics
>Stranger: and vids
>You: Lol, like how much?
>You: Paypal? or Bitcoin.
>Stranger: pay pal and u name ur price
>You: Well, what happens when you chargeback what you pay me?
>You: Paypal is renown for being shotty...
>You: Look...
>You: You give me steam funds, and ill send you as many pics/vids as you want
>Stranger: u send me pics as I say and I will pay u whatever u want
>You: Just Steam cash... Ill give you my steam name, yeah?
>Stranger: ok I've never done that tho
>Stranger: is it an app or what ?
>You: It's Steam... Like, the videogame purchasing platform... Im a gamer, so...
>You: It's used by millions of people.. it's literally the #1 videogame purchasing/playing platform in the world...
>Stranger: a girl gamer that's sexy
>You: :3
>You: Thanks
>Stranger: and OK . but what's ur Snapchat
>You: DanTheMan
>Stranger: so we can get the pics out of the way
>Stranger has disconnected.
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>Stranger: oy
>You: stfu dan
>Stranger: what?
>Stranger: ... O.o
>You: oops
>You: i meant to send to my friend
>You: I'm Phil :D
>Stranger: Im Pol
>You: How're you goin?
>You: Oh hey pol
>Stranger: what are you doing here phil?
>You: oh you know
>You: jacking off to furry porn
>You: you?
>Stranger: :O
>>
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


You both like feminism.


You: Hi


You: R u dan?


Stranger: No


You: good.


You: Because I am


Stranger has disconnected.
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>>680070830
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhMxIv-4bi4
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>>680061839
lol
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>You: hi, this is dan
>Stranger: Hi my name is dan
>Stranger: FUCK
>You: SHIT
>Stranger: Nice one bro
>You: thx homie
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>>680077446
wtf
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>Is your name Dan?
http://12doctors.tk
>MAJOR OPERATION
>CALLING ALL DAN'S
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>>680064838
Tabs, underage
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>>680076807
Ayyy that was me
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Are we going to choose a new tag or what? Too many Dans not enough femenazis
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:(
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>>680077708
What about PoC?
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Gets em every time
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>>680066490
"Here's a link to the thread.... please love me... no one else will"
>>
we need new tags
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>>680077446
is some1 gonna google this shit?
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>>680077708
Lgbt. Mra. Anime. Veganism. Twilight
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>>680077708
Let's do furry, roleplay, and athromorphic tags now
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>>680077708

>lesbian
>pansexual
>ace
>any other gender identity you can think of
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Hello whoever anon that was
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tags
trans
nigger
Blm
Black
Jew
Cuck
women
rp

What ever cancerous shit you can think of just put in
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>>680061839
>being mad that not everyone has switched over to "Kek" like a bunch of faggots
>>
what was the whole texas bullshit about?
the slut that got dumped in the lake?
>>
>>

▲▲
Too many newfags here, proof yourself.
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Comment
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>Stranger: Hello Dan
>You: im not dan
>Stranger: I was expecting you, Dan
>Stranger: Yes you are
>You: my name is john
>Stranger: You might not know why I knew your name
>Stranger: Maybe you are confused right now
>You: i am confused right now
>Stranger: But listen here for a moment
>Stranger: I don't have much time
>Stranger: You'll receive a package at your front >door in the next 2 hours
>You: have you heard of battletoads?
>Stranger: When you open it you'll se what it is
>You: k
>You: thx for the gift
>Stranger: I want you to ram it UP YOUR >FUCKING ASS
>Stranger: BECAUSE IT'S A FUCKING USED >DRAGON DILDO
>You: should i do it on livestream?
>Stranger: Ye
>You: NOICE
>You: ITS NOT EVEN MY BIRTHDAY
>Stranger: Also there's a copy of battletoads in >there too
>You: THANK YOU
>Stranger: Also used
>Stranger: Also up my ass
>You: may i know the name of this benevolent >person?
>Stranger: You can call me...
>Stranger: Danman
>You: kek
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>>680078765

▲ ▲
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>>680078765
found the newfag

▲▲
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We all seem to agree...
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Kek
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Just bring up Clinton. That should get them going
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>>680075798
No thats an egg retard
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>>680078765
 ▲
▲ ▲
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You both like feminism, and tumblr.

Stranger: im SJW

Stranger: so get over it

You: I am dan. Hello there

Stranger: ugh stupid 4chan

Stranger: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You: normies

Stranger: newfags*

You: i spend my life roaming 4chan and masturbating to the trap threads

Stranger: damn you fucking newfag
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gud
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kek em
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>>680079429
  ▲
▲ ▲
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▲▲
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f u c c n s u c c
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>>680079619
KEK
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furry tag has roleplayers
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No rare pepe for Cindy
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▲▲
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>>680079729
Go to sleep alex
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>>
You both like Tumblr.

You: Hi, this is a cis white male named "Daniel"

Stranger: Law n Order Special Education Unit *Dan Dan*

Stranger: :3

You: /b/rother?

Stranger: I'm a woman

Stranger: 54,f,us

Stranger: Can my wrinkly used vagina swallow your young cock?

You: yes.

You: i'm ready, oldfag

Stranger: Okay it has teeth one sec
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>>680080171
What the fuck
>>
>>680080171
>Stranger: 54,f,us
>Stranger: RO DAH
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Trololol
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How do I bypass a ban on omegle
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Hi anon
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>>680080882
just wait, dan. time will unban you
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>>680060444
>>
You: sup xP
Stranger: Hi....
Stranger: Im waiting for the punchline
You: the dan thing? i just had a guy lol
Stranger: You're not a Dan?
You: No, i was talking to a guy called dan though
You: i met another seconds before him and he said it wasn't him he just got on
Stranger: Thank god, those half-chan faggots are getting annoying... and they need better memes..
You: Oh, they from 4chan? lol
Stranger: If you see them again, tell them to go to the 8th channel.. They'll be accepted with open arms of zoophilia and CP.
Stranger: /b/ro... Come on... dont fuck with me.
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shoutout to you /b/rother you know who you are
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Kek
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You: sup xP
Stranger: Hi.
You: what's new
Stranger: Nothing much, just dealing with dysphoria.
You: Awh man, why's that
You: I know i can't help much but i want to
Stranger: I hate my big shoulders.

This guy :c
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism, and tumblr.
Stranger: Hey!
You: haia! f 19
Stranger: How's it going? Name's Alice
You: names danielle. but you can call me dan
Stranger: Hey Dna
Stranger: Dan*, sorry
Stranger: What's this hole Dan stuff?
You: no problem! i'd love to be in your genes ;)
Stranger: Oh God, the genetic joke
You: haia! f 19
Stranger: Have you met any of these Dans?
You: names danielle. but you can call me dan
Stranger: D a n I e l l e
You: haia!
You: names dan
Stranger: Cancerous faggot
Stranger: Bait failed :(
You: i'm dan :)
Stranger: :)
Stranger: Welcome to GPS I guess?
Stranger: GDS
You: dan :)
Stranger: Global Daniel Society
Stranger has disconnected.
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>>680077367
Beautiful
>>
You: Hi, this is Dan
Stranger: Go away Dan
You: no
You: you go away
You: dan
Stranger: *sniffs your butt*
You: *shits in nose*
Stranger: Noooooo
Stranger: Not a troll
You: im not a troll
Stranger: Then what species
You: arctic wold
You: *wolf
You: we like to shit in peoples noses
You: thats a wolf thing
Stranger: I am nice dog
Stranger: Please stop taking a dump on my face
You: *Has explosive diheria into dogs mouth* im marking my territory
You: you are now mine
Stranger: I am?
You: yes
You: now, let me shit into your butthole
Stranger: You aren't a very good troll
You: *summons an african warlord to hold nice dog down*
You: ONGA OGGA, NIGGER RUN INTO DOG AND DOODOO ALL OVER HIM
You: Good jamal
Stranger: Do you think this is funny?
Stranger: I don't
You: *you drown in our combined shits*
Stranger: You need to work on this
Stranger: You are not very funny
You: im seriously rollplaying
Stranger: You seriously aren't funny
You: If you cant handle serious rollplay, gtfo newfag
>>
>>
Stranger: Hi :)
Me: Hi!
Stranger: How are you?
Me: I'm doing well. How about you?
Stranger: Me too!
Stranger: Anything exciting happen today?
Me: Not really. Regular routine. You?
Stranger: Ah okay
Stranger: Same same.
Stranger: Tell me about you :)
Stranger: Anythin
Stranger: Anything*
Me: Well, what do you want to know?
Stranger: Just like
Stranger: Basic you things
Me: Alright.
Me: Well, I'm an 18 y/o male. Is that a start?
Stranger: Sure!
Stranger: I'll be 18 in June
Nice!
Stranger: I meant your hobbies
Stranger: Or interests
Stranger: Or if you're in school
Stranger: Etc.
Me: Oh okay. Yeah I'm a senior in high school.
Stranger: Me too
Me: I also enjoy being on the computer. I'm kind of a geek.
Stranger: Hahaha nothing wrong with that
Stranger: I don't know too much about computers
Stranger: Oh! I'm a female
If you couldn't already tell haha
Me: Haha okay cool!
Stranger: Do you have a bloooooog?
A what?
Stranger: A blog!
Stranger: A tumblr thing
Oh. Yeah I have one. You want it?
Stranger: Pretty please :)
Okay it's hiMyNamesDan666
Stranger: Are you
Stranger: From the thing
Stranger: The 4chan thing
Stranger: Yup you are
Stranger: I still seriously don't understand the appeal
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bump - keeping this thread alive
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BANNED, how the fuck do I get unbanned
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You: hi this dan aslo know as anon
Stranger: hey dan. do me a favor and shove a knife up your ass
Stranger: wait no don't do that
You: all i have is nukes
Stranger: ok sure dan
Stranger: so what you're saying is in your kitchen, there are no kitchen knives. no butter knives. only nukes
You: yes
You: i keep them for self defence
Stranger: what the fuck kind of a bizarro world do you expect me to believe you live in dan
You: no i live in space dan
Stranger: space dan
Stranger: ok whatever nice talk we've had but i gotta go
Stranger has disconnected.
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You: i am dan, i live in my van

You: and i need your vagina

Stranger: Down by the river?

You: i keep the young ones away and i take the older ones

Stranger: .......by the river?....

You: yes

Stranger: Ah good news!

You: fleshlights don't do it anymore

Stranger: Listen U need to ask you something

You: what?

Stranger: Your are LT Dan correct?

You: lt dan of the 4chan squad

Stranger: Glorious! I have your new legs

Stranger: Take them out for a spin, do you have my choclates?

Stranger: My blood sugar is low and I'm in trouble

You: no, but i have your slaves

Stranger: confusion has set in LT this is serious matters!

Stranger: Hop in the van we need to get the fuck out of here

You: okay, ill get you the chocolate

Stranger: use your new legs! Drive nigga drive!

Stranger: Where are we heading?

Stranger: Are they still following us?

You: we're headed into the river so we can end our pathetic lives
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>>680082166
At least it wasn't another /b tard
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hi this is dan
Stranger: STOP FOLLOWING ME FUCKING WEIRDO
Stranger: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP FINDING ME
You: but your house is so lovely
Stranger: Please just leave me alone
You: easy, you cant miss with a face like yours
Stranger: I didn't do anything
Stranger: What did I do to you
You: goodnight, my love, ill see you when you sleep
You: you like tumblr
You: thats bad enough
stranger has disconnected.
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>>680082267
change ip
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mfw no one remember Omegle Warfare
mfw no face
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>Stranger: i am dan, i live in my van
>Stranger: and i need your vagina
>You: Down by the river?
>Stranger: i keep the young ones away and i >take the older ones
>You: .......by the river?....
>Stranger: yes
>You: Ah good news!
>Stranger: fleshlights don't do it anymore
>You: Listen U need to ask you something
>Stranger: what?
>You: Your are LT Dan correct?
>Stranger: lt dan of the 4chan squad
>You: Glorious! I have your new legs
>You: Take them out for a spin, do you have my choclates?
>You: My blood sugar is low and I'm in trouble
>Stranger: no, but i have your slaves
>You: confusion has set in LT this is serious matters!
>You: Hop in the van we need to get the fuck out of here
>Stranger: okay, ill get you the chocolate
>You: use your new legs! Drive nigga drive!
>You: Where are we heading?
>You: Are they still following us?
>Stranger: we're headed into the river so we can end our pathetic lives
>You: No No that wont work this vans float like the mary!
>You: The VW's, glorious pieces of engineering!
>You: Plan /B/!
Stranger has disconnected.
>>
Me: I'm Dan
>Stranger: I'm Stan
Me: hello Stan
Me: I'm Spam
>Stranger: Hello Spam
>Stranger: I'm a Clam
Me: Your a Clam?
>Stranger: (Clam noise)
>Stranger: Can't You Tell?
Me: well I'm a piece of ham
>Stranger: Well I gtg Mom Bought Dinosaur Chicken Nuggets
Me: Nice my Mom Bought me a Fedora
>Stranger: Your a Nerd
Me: bye
>>
YODANSNEWTAGISYOUTUBE
(wouldn't let me colomntext)
>>
check'd
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Keks
>>
>>680060444
1

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like feminism.

You: I'm Peter

Stranger: Hi...

Stranger: How R u Peter?

You: Hi

You: Fine

You: U

Stranger: Im fine, thanks for asking ;)

You: No probem
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>>680083498
2

Stranger: Btw im veronica

You: problem*

You: nice to meet you

Stranger: What r u doing?

You: nothing much u

Stranger: Im watching some tv

Stranger: Kind of bored

You: what you watch

Stranger: Im zapping

Stranger: Nothing really good today

Stranger: Im trying to forget my ex

You: why, what happend

Stranger: I found him in bed with one of his friends

Stranger: Hes a pig

Stranger: Really hurt me

You: Oh no, how long wart ihr zusammen, sry my english isnt the best

You: was you together

Stranger: 3 years

Stranger: Are you german?

You: yes

Stranger: Im from uk
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>>680083597
3
You: thats a long time, how long was it like that

Stranger: We broke a week ago

You: oh ok you spoke about it?

Stranger: With my friends, yes

Stranger: I dont want to see him again

Stranger: But... Lets talk something else

Stranger: What about u?

You: Not much, boring sitting at pc

Stranger: Do you have a gf?

You: No i'm asexual

Stranger: Oh

Stranger: So you dont like anybody ?

You: I think i'm demiromantic, but i didn't something yet

Stranger: Its fine

Stranger: Thanks for the time

You: No problem

Stranger: Have a nice Day
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>>680083652
4

Stranger: You have a great heart

You: Have a nice Dan too

Stranger: Forget what I say

Stranger: Fucking cunt

You: Np

You: Thanks

Stranger: You ppl make me sick

You: No problem

You: Thanks

Stranger: Why dont kill yourself?

Stranger: You

You: ok

You: ehh

You: thanks

Stranger has disconnected.
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Reck him
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he must be here
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You: >>680063122
Stranger: what
Stranger: is that a virus
You: no its the sorce to the dan tiing
Stranger: I'm not clicking on that asshole
Stranger: Yeah go fuck yourself trying to hack my computer
Stranger: I'm not dumb
Stranger has disconnected.
>>
Stranger: Hi, this is Dan
You: 4chan is my home
Stranger: what is an 4chan
Stranger: ha ha
You: That is all I have to say
Stranger: xd
Stranger: like jackie chan
Stranger: but 4 of him
You: *wink*
Stranger: ha ha
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Short, but sweet
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>mfw bored as fuck, decide to troll on omegle
>think of easy targets so i put in feminism tag
>start fucking with people
>see trend of dans
>finally find one person not a dan, have convo
>they reveal they are btard
>ask if there is a thread up or something
>yes
>mfw

what a fuckin coincidence, havent been on /b/ in a while, how you niggers been
>>
START SAYING

"Hi, I'm Stna"
Fuck Dan
>>
You: Do you believe in our lord and savior?
Stranger: hello yes I am evangelical
You: His sacred name, hallowed be thy Dan
Stranger: No thanks
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>>680084949
Yes! This!
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>dance urkel jerk

Dan circle jerk
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You: Dan

Stranger: Hi, this is girlcute2002

Y: Were you born in 2002?

S: How did you know??

Y: I dont. Im asking

Suhm, yes.

Y: 14. I bet you are full of pimples. Ew

S: No I'm not!

Y: All teens are greasy

And loud

S: I take care of myself. My friends tell me I am cute.

And I am kind of shy so I don't make that much noise

Y: With your dubby dubstep and your snoop doggy.

Dont listen to real music with real lyrics

S: ew no. Snoop dog is so gross! He's so old.

I like Imagine Dragons and classics like B4-4

Y: Back in my day we listened to bryan adams and beat up gay people

S: That's kind of ... not nice.
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hi im dan
You: hi
You: this is dan too
Stranger: how are you doing me? its been a while
You: i know me. been pretty great. shit posting. living life. shaming radical feminists
Stranger: ive been up to pretty much the same thing, seeing as your me and all
You: im not you
You: you are me
Stranger: were all dan you are me i am you. your parents are dan and so are mine
You: you're dan
You: he's dan
You: she's dan
You: they're dan
You: i'm dan
Stranger: yes son, embrace the gospel
You: we are all dan
You: dan is love
You: dan is life
You: dan is the air we breath
Stranger: dan is our true savior. he will save us, she will accept us all
You: dan will bring the planet dan to an end
You: at the end of all dans
You: dan is dan dan dan dan
You: dan dan dan
You: adn
You: dan?
Stranger: you have been taught well dan, continue with your holy work. but alas, im afraid i must depart
You: yes dan. we must spread the preachings of op
Stranger: bess op and may he always deliver, good bye
You: farewell dan
You: dan-speed
Stranger: thank you dan
Stranger has disconnected.
>>
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>>680085460

Y: Those were the days. You married your 2nd cousin and bullied the black kid for being jewish. I miss my childhood

S: listen Dan, do you know anything about sex?

You are probably a virgin aren't you?

Y: No i fucked my cousin. Didnt you hear

S: ...

I think you are lying about that

Y: You havent fucked anything.

S: well, I'm only 14...

Y: Probably havent fisted an asian hooker yet

S: And the boys at my school are really immature

Y: Yup.

S: I'm more interested in OLDER MEN.

Y: It aint like it used to.

I like older men too but dont tell my cousin-wife

S: You're a creep

Stranger has disconnected
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