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I don't get this meme.
Someone dissert.
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>generic 4chan filename
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Hahahahahaha fuck
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>naming your filenames something that isn't number spam
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>not renaming your files and keeping them as number spam
>"Dan...ielle! What's wrong, you sexist?"
>not gyazo-ing your own reaction pics
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also, guys, don't just say "i'm dan" and disconnect. connect with the person. BE the person.
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Okay, i've done this a few times and I'm gonna upload what I got so far...
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Am I doing this right?
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It was nice chatting with ya fam.
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Who is Dan
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was me :c

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Hello, this is Dan
i am dan
this is the same guy
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like feminism.

You: i am dan

You: i am dan

Stranger: i am bruno

You: i dont care i am dan

Stranger: i dont care you dont care i am bruno

You: i am dan

Stranger: i am tyrone

You: ?

You: i am dan

Stranger: I AM TYRONE

You: yes

You: i am dan

Stranger: i am dan

You: yesssss

You have disconnected.
is this right?
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i had fun
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Drink my piss
Hi I'm Dan
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drink mine faggot.

i think shes gonna offer me nudes
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We're dead
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Was this one of you? I thought it was but now I am not sure
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Still think this might be one of you faggots
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hi, this is Dan
Stranger: Birthgiver
You: ye
You: what about my dad
Stranger: I fucked him up the ass last night
You: rad, me too
You: how was it
Stranger: Was that you watching in the closet?
You: no, i was on the floor
You: he just got finished with me
You: you didn't notice>
You: ?+
Stranger: I used an 18 foot srtap on. Amazing he could still be fucked
You: yeah, i loosened up his anus beforehand
You: your welcome
Stranger: with the girth of 3 ft?
You: mhmm
Stranger: Nice
You: yeah, good stuff
Stranger: He seemed to enjoy it immensely as he bit his tongue off
You: Did he end up beating you afterwards?
Stranger: No, I fucked him so hard he couldn't move.
You: You were really missing out then
You: I love when he punches my face
Stranger: That's too bad
You: well, nice talking to you
You: let's meet up ltr
You: bb
Stranger: Do'svdanya
You: ye
You have disconnected.
Stop this fucking shit already stop using tumblr tags use jew instead of it
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Fuckin keked so hard
You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.

hi Dan
That was a shit post
New fag
your mother
Your bait sucks
Why OP?
your fatness sucks
Stranger has disconnected.
He got soooo scared.
guys use depression, transgender and edgy fake shit like that instead
Yer wat m9?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like Otaku.

You: I'm Dan

Stranger: Hey

Stranger: I'm Vin

You: What you danning

Stranger: What's up?

You: Nm just dan

Stranger: Wtf

By You: Dan!

Stranger: Where you from Dan?

You: Danville

Stranger: Oh c'mon

Stranger has disconnected.
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I think they're getting suicidal...
Fucking kek
white knight fag
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SJW retard zoz
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Nigga did you download the same image twice?
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Lol, lel, lawl, lal, lool, lil, lul, L-All
no I already had a file with the same name you fucking dolt
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Bitch went mad
I got a captcha ban, anyone knows how to get through it?
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Talk to strangers!
Select Language ▼
24,000+ online now

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism, and tumblr.
You: Hi my name is Dan
Stranger: -_-
Stranger: not again
You: wait do you actualy like tumblr
Stranger: some people actually use this website
You: kill yourself
Stranger: GET OFF
You: lol nope
Stranger: uHHH
You: haha faggot isnt from /b/
Stranger: so sick of this 4CHAN
Stranger: wtf are you srsly
Stranger: go AWAY
You: its pronounced channel 4
Stranger: well channel 4 can fuck off
Stranger: idk how its said, i just want to talk to normal PEOPLE
You: what do fags like you do here anyway
Stranger: Actually TALK
Stranger: and have real CONVOS
You: about whaty
Stranger: what do you think? feminism you scum,
Stranger: fuck off
You: lol feminism sucks
Stranger: i bet you are a white male
Stranger: scum
You: the movement is not needed in the 1rst world country
You: and no
You: i happen to be a male of color
You: you bigoted fag
Stranger: doesnt matter your still scum
Stranger: miss using this site
You: feminists are such hipocrits
Stranger: get off
You: no you hang up
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: btw
You: no reason to get mad we out here nigger faggot
Dirty Dan get
Just wait a while
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danology is a thing now guys
Fuckin kek
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LGBT fucking retardet

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like lgbt.

Stranger: Heyy

You: I'm Dan

Stranger: I'm Phil

Stranger: Jk I'm Destany

You: what you danning

Stranger: I don't dan

Stranger: I phil

You: I dan

Stranger: I want to do the philling

Stranger: Let me be the philling in your danish

Stranger: Omg my puns are great

You: That seems dan, where you phil from

Stranger has disconnected.
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wait, same guy as above ? how do you do it /b/ro ??
lol this
these are the oldest clips, now available for newfags in webm
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its ez, i ask if they wanna cyber sex online
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You: Hello

Stranger: Hi

Stranger: tell me a story

You: Ok.

You: Once apon a time there was OP. He was a faggot

You: The end

Stranger: that's a very touching story

Stranger: I'm happy you took the time to share it with me

You: your welcome, but its common knowledge

Stranger: of course

Stranger: on to the next
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism, and tumblr.
You: knock knock
Stranger: Hello this is dan
You: you have liver cancer
Stranger: wow thats great
You: -canned laughter and applause-
Stranger: KYS
Stranger has disconnected.
oh you fugs. THIS is where this started. dammit. had I only knew. damn you, anons
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>You: Hi, i am dan
>You: what do you mean?
>You: no, i don't
>Stranger: FUCK 4CHAN
>You: i have a blog
>You: what's yours?
>Stranger: ...
>Stranger: you actually want to know
>Stranger: or are you joking
>You: DAN
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I'm Dan
we're getting matched to eachother too much, I suggest we add "lgbt", "anime", "furry" and stuff like that to the interests.
Shit, that was me
Stranger: Haaaaaiiii :DDD
You: Hi dan
Stranger: Dan??
Stranger: I'm Chel :)))))
You: ok
Stranger: Ok?
Stranger: What's ur name? XDDPP
You: Dan
Stranger: Oh hi Dan :)))
Stranger: What Gender are you? :DDD
You: trans white male
Stranger: I'm trans female :33 Dnt judge plzzz I'm shy XDDD
You: no judging
Stranger: Thanks:33
Stranger: How old r u??
You: 13
Stranger: OMG ME TOO!!! :DDD
Stranger: We should so date :DDD
You: ok! Are you jewish?
Stranger: I didn't do 9/11 you nigger
Stranger: That shit was George Bush
You: woa woa
You: I know that
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: Right
You: jews are still evil
Stranger: Heh, sorry... When I think I'm gonna get sued I get a little grouchy :3333
You: it says so in Mein Kampf
Stranger: So, Danon
You: yeeeesssss?
Stranger: How do we kill ourselves?
You: Shot to the head. Best look through /b/ first
Stranger: Hmmm
Stranger: I wanna jump off Trump tower :
You: ok that works too
Stranger: TogetheR?
You: sure!
Stranger: However, I need you to hold my ballsack
Stranger: I may back out and use it as a parachute
You: sure lol.
Stranger: Thanks bb <3
You: See you later, /b/rother
Stranger: Bye, /b/ro :)
Stranger: See you in the next life
You: eeyup.
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Hi dan
This is one of the most pointless things I've ever seen.
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ITT: underage newfags think they're hilarious 9gag raiders
>mac faggot filename
Stranger: Hi, I'm Dan

You: hi 4chan

Stranger has disconnected
You: Hi, this is Dan
Stranger: Hi this is also dan
You: Hello dan, how are you
Stranger: I'm dantastic on this dandy day. How are you Dan?
You: Great, I just plowed my black pansexual boyfriend in his ass
You: his name is also dan
Stranger: Did you moon man that ho?
You: Hell yeah
Stranger: Crank that!
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Stranger: hi

You: Hi

Stranger: whats up?

You: Nothing really. just browsing tumblr

Stranger: sounds like fun.

You: yep

Stranger: i hear billy wandes there. beware of billy

You: mhmm

You: absolutely dantastic

Stranger: you da man, dan, hows life in the chan?

Stranger has disconnected.
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>You: hey dan
>Stranger: Hello
>You: this is dan
>You: what to dan?
>You: in our dans?
>Stranger: fucking dans
>You: <3
>You: yes
>You: please
>Stranger: KYS
>Stranger has disconnected.
OP here,

I'm done for tonight. Thanks for the kek's.

Here's my last decent one.

Sleep tight, Anons
how to find girls ?
/b/ros we need a new tag with more people to mess with, to make it fun again.
We need to make Dan great again!
oh shit i think reddit is on to us
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i stumble upon them every now and then
we need a new tag
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How about "Cis scum"
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ITT: newfags just talking to each other
top kek, my friend. nicely played.
post link plz
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cici is dead.
does anybody have the chat with cici?
>You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
>You both like tumblr.
>Stranger: male looking for a female to send me feet pics and vids on snapchat only !!! LEAVE IF UR NOT GONNA HELP !!
>You: Dont say it..
>You: What?
>You: Oh
>You: Sure..
>You: Snap?
>Stranger: u down for real ?
>You: Do i get pics/vids of your feet in return?
>You: Like, are your feet nice? like... Are they taken care of??
>Stranger: I'll send dick pics
>You: If you got some nasty feet, then no..
>You: And im not too interested in penises..
>Stranger: OK then I'll pay u after u send pics
>Stranger: and vids
>You: Lol, like how much?
>You: Paypal? or Bitcoin.
>Stranger: pay pal and u name ur price
>You: Well, what happens when you chargeback what you pay me?
>You: Paypal is renown for being shotty...
>You: Look...
>You: You give me steam funds, and ill send you as many pics/vids as you want
>Stranger: u send me pics as I say and I will pay u whatever u want
>You: Just Steam cash... Ill give you my steam name, yeah?
>Stranger: ok I've never done that tho
>Stranger: is it an app or what ?
>You: It's Steam... Like, the videogame purchasing platform... Im a gamer, so...
>You: It's used by millions of people.. it's literally the #1 videogame purchasing/playing platform in the world...
>Stranger: a girl gamer that's sexy
>You: :3
>You: Thanks
>Stranger: and OK . but what's ur Snapchat
>You: DanTheMan
>Stranger: so we can get the pics out of the way
>Stranger has disconnected.
>Stranger: oy
>You: stfu dan
>Stranger: what?
>Stranger: ... O.o
>You: oops
>You: i meant to send to my friend
>You: I'm Phil :D
>Stranger: Im Pol
>You: How're you goin?
>You: Oh hey pol
>Stranger: what are you doing here phil?
>You: oh you know
>You: jacking off to furry porn
>You: you?
>Stranger: :O
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like feminism.

You: Hi

You: R u dan?

Stranger: No

You: good.

You: Because I am

Stranger has disconnected.
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>You: hi, this is dan
>Stranger: Hi my name is dan
>Stranger: FUCK
>You: SHIT
>Stranger: Nice one bro
>You: thx homie
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>Is your name Dan?
Tabs, underage
Ayyy that was me
Are we going to choose a new tag or what? Too many Dans not enough femenazis
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What about PoC?
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Gets em every time
"Here's a link to the thread.... please love me... no one else will"
we need new tags
is some1 gonna google this shit?
Lgbt. Mra. Anime. Veganism. Twilight
Let's do furry, roleplay, and athromorphic tags now

>any other gender identity you can think of
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Hello whoever anon that was
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What ever cancerous shit you can think of just put in
>being mad that not everyone has switched over to "Kek" like a bunch of faggots
what was the whole texas bullshit about?
the slut that got dumped in the lake?

Too many newfags here, proof yourself.
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>Stranger: Hello Dan
>You: im not dan
>Stranger: I was expecting you, Dan
>Stranger: Yes you are
>You: my name is john
>Stranger: You might not know why I knew your name
>Stranger: Maybe you are confused right now
>You: i am confused right now
>Stranger: But listen here for a moment
>Stranger: I don't have much time
>Stranger: You'll receive a package at your front >door in the next 2 hours
>You: have you heard of battletoads?
>Stranger: When you open it you'll se what it is
>You: k
>You: thx for the gift
>Stranger: I want you to ram it UP YOUR >FUCKING ASS
>You: should i do it on livestream?
>Stranger: Ye
>Stranger: Also there's a copy of battletoads in >there too
>Stranger: Also used
>Stranger: Also up my ass
>You: may i know the name of this benevolent >person?
>Stranger: You can call me...
>Stranger: Danman
>You: kek

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found the newfag

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We all seem to agree...
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Just bring up Clinton. That should get them going
No thats an egg retard
▲ ▲
You both like feminism, and tumblr.

Stranger: im SJW

Stranger: so get over it

You: I am dan. Hello there

Stranger: ugh stupid 4chan


You: normies

Stranger: newfags*

You: i spend my life roaming 4chan and masturbating to the trap threads

Stranger: damn you fucking newfag
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kek em
▲ ▲

f u c c n s u c c
furry tag has roleplayers
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No rare pepe for Cindy

Go to sleep alex
You both like Tumblr.

You: Hi, this is a cis white male named "Daniel"

Stranger: Law n Order Special Education Unit *Dan Dan*

Stranger: :3

You: /b/rother?

Stranger: I'm a woman

Stranger: 54,f,us

Stranger: Can my wrinkly used vagina swallow your young cock?

You: yes.

You: i'm ready, oldfag

Stranger: Okay it has teeth one sec
What the fuck
>Stranger: 54,f,us
>Stranger: RO DAH
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How do I bypass a ban on omegle
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Hi anon
just wait, dan. time will unban you
You: sup xP
Stranger: Hi....
Stranger: Im waiting for the punchline
You: the dan thing? i just had a guy lol
Stranger: You're not a Dan?
You: No, i was talking to a guy called dan though
You: i met another seconds before him and he said it wasn't him he just got on
Stranger: Thank god, those half-chan faggots are getting annoying... and they need better memes..
You: Oh, they from 4chan? lol
Stranger: If you see them again, tell them to go to the 8th channel.. They'll be accepted with open arms of zoophilia and CP.
Stranger: /b/ro... Come on... dont fuck with me.
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shoutout to you /b/rother you know who you are
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You: sup xP
Stranger: Hi.
You: what's new
Stranger: Nothing much, just dealing with dysphoria.
You: Awh man, why's that
You: I know i can't help much but i want to
Stranger: I hate my big shoulders.

This guy :c
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism, and tumblr.
Stranger: Hey!
You: haia! f 19
Stranger: How's it going? Name's Alice
You: names danielle. but you can call me dan
Stranger: Hey Dna
Stranger: Dan*, sorry
Stranger: What's this hole Dan stuff?
You: no problem! i'd love to be in your genes ;)
Stranger: Oh God, the genetic joke
You: haia! f 19
Stranger: Have you met any of these Dans?
You: names danielle. but you can call me dan
Stranger: D a n I e l l e
You: haia!
You: names dan
Stranger: Cancerous faggot
Stranger: Bait failed :(
You: i'm dan :)
Stranger: :)
Stranger: Welcome to GPS I guess?
Stranger: GDS
You: dan :)
Stranger: Global Daniel Society
Stranger has disconnected.
You: Hi, this is Dan
Stranger: Go away Dan
You: no
You: you go away
You: dan
Stranger: *sniffs your butt*
You: *shits in nose*
Stranger: Noooooo
Stranger: Not a troll
You: im not a troll
Stranger: Then what species
You: arctic wold
You: *wolf
You: we like to shit in peoples noses
You: thats a wolf thing
Stranger: I am nice dog
Stranger: Please stop taking a dump on my face
You: *Has explosive diheria into dogs mouth* im marking my territory
You: you are now mine
Stranger: I am?
You: yes
You: now, let me shit into your butthole
Stranger: You aren't a very good troll
You: *summons an african warlord to hold nice dog down*
You: Good jamal
Stranger: Do you think this is funny?
Stranger: I don't
You: *you drown in our combined shits*
Stranger: You need to work on this
Stranger: You are not very funny
You: im seriously rollplaying
Stranger: You seriously aren't funny
You: If you cant handle serious rollplay, gtfo newfag
Stranger: Hi :)
Me: Hi!
Stranger: How are you?
Me: I'm doing well. How about you?
Stranger: Me too!
Stranger: Anything exciting happen today?
Me: Not really. Regular routine. You?
Stranger: Ah okay
Stranger: Same same.
Stranger: Tell me about you :)
Stranger: Anythin
Stranger: Anything*
Me: Well, what do you want to know?
Stranger: Just like
Stranger: Basic you things
Me: Alright.
Me: Well, I'm an 18 y/o male. Is that a start?
Stranger: Sure!
Stranger: I'll be 18 in June
Stranger: I meant your hobbies
Stranger: Or interests
Stranger: Or if you're in school
Stranger: Etc.
Me: Oh okay. Yeah I'm a senior in high school.
Stranger: Me too
Me: I also enjoy being on the computer. I'm kind of a geek.
Stranger: Hahaha nothing wrong with that
Stranger: I don't know too much about computers
Stranger: Oh! I'm a female
If you couldn't already tell haha
Me: Haha okay cool!
Stranger: Do you have a bloooooog?
A what?
Stranger: A blog!
Stranger: A tumblr thing
Oh. Yeah I have one. You want it?
Stranger: Pretty please :)
Okay it's hiMyNamesDan666
Stranger: Are you
Stranger: From the thing
Stranger: The 4chan thing
Stranger: Yup you are
Stranger: I still seriously don't understand the appeal
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bump - keeping this thread alive
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BANNED, how the fuck do I get unbanned
You: hi this dan aslo know as anon
Stranger: hey dan. do me a favor and shove a knife up your ass
Stranger: wait no don't do that
You: all i have is nukes
Stranger: ok sure dan
Stranger: so what you're saying is in your kitchen, there are no kitchen knives. no butter knives. only nukes
You: yes
You: i keep them for self defence
Stranger: what the fuck kind of a bizarro world do you expect me to believe you live in dan
You: no i live in space dan
Stranger: space dan
Stranger: ok whatever nice talk we've had but i gotta go
Stranger has disconnected.
You: i am dan, i live in my van

You: and i need your vagina

Stranger: Down by the river?

You: i keep the young ones away and i take the older ones

Stranger: the river?....

You: yes

Stranger: Ah good news!

You: fleshlights don't do it anymore

Stranger: Listen U need to ask you something

You: what?

Stranger: Your are LT Dan correct?

You: lt dan of the 4chan squad

Stranger: Glorious! I have your new legs

Stranger: Take them out for a spin, do you have my choclates?

Stranger: My blood sugar is low and I'm in trouble

You: no, but i have your slaves

Stranger: confusion has set in LT this is serious matters!

Stranger: Hop in the van we need to get the fuck out of here

You: okay, ill get you the chocolate

Stranger: use your new legs! Drive nigga drive!

Stranger: Where are we heading?

Stranger: Are they still following us?

You: we're headed into the river so we can end our pathetic lives
At least it wasn't another /b tard
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hi this is dan
You: but your house is so lovely
Stranger: Please just leave me alone
You: easy, you cant miss with a face like yours
Stranger: I didn't do anything
Stranger: What did I do to you
You: goodnight, my love, ill see you when you sleep
You: you like tumblr
You: thats bad enough
stranger has disconnected.
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change ip
mfw no one remember Omegle Warfare
mfw no face
>Stranger: i am dan, i live in my van
>Stranger: and i need your vagina
>You: Down by the river?
>Stranger: i keep the young ones away and i >take the older ones
>You: the river?....
>Stranger: yes
>You: Ah good news!
>Stranger: fleshlights don't do it anymore
>You: Listen U need to ask you something
>Stranger: what?
>You: Your are LT Dan correct?
>Stranger: lt dan of the 4chan squad
>You: Glorious! I have your new legs
>You: Take them out for a spin, do you have my choclates?
>You: My blood sugar is low and I'm in trouble
>Stranger: no, but i have your slaves
>You: confusion has set in LT this is serious matters!
>You: Hop in the van we need to get the fuck out of here
>Stranger: okay, ill get you the chocolate
>You: use your new legs! Drive nigga drive!
>You: Where are we heading?
>You: Are they still following us?
>Stranger: we're headed into the river so we can end our pathetic lives
>You: No No that wont work this vans float like the mary!
>You: The VW's, glorious pieces of engineering!
>You: Plan /B/!
Stranger has disconnected.
Me: I'm Dan
>Stranger: I'm Stan
Me: hello Stan
Me: I'm Spam
>Stranger: Hello Spam
>Stranger: I'm a Clam
Me: Your a Clam?
>Stranger: (Clam noise)
>Stranger: Can't You Tell?
Me: well I'm a piece of ham
>Stranger: Well I gtg Mom Bought Dinosaur Chicken Nuggets
Me: Nice my Mom Bought me a Fedora
>Stranger: Your a Nerd
Me: bye
(wouldn't let me colomntext)
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like feminism.

You: I'm Peter

Stranger: Hi...

Stranger: How R u Peter?

You: Hi

You: Fine

You: U

Stranger: Im fine, thanks for asking ;)

You: No probem

Stranger: Btw im veronica

You: problem*

You: nice to meet you

Stranger: What r u doing?

You: nothing much u

Stranger: Im watching some tv

Stranger: Kind of bored

You: what you watch

Stranger: Im zapping

Stranger: Nothing really good today

Stranger: Im trying to forget my ex

You: why, what happend

Stranger: I found him in bed with one of his friends

Stranger: Hes a pig

Stranger: Really hurt me

You: Oh no, how long wart ihr zusammen, sry my english isnt the best

You: was you together

Stranger: 3 years

Stranger: Are you german?

You: yes

Stranger: Im from uk
You: thats a long time, how long was it like that

Stranger: We broke a week ago

You: oh ok you spoke about it?

Stranger: With my friends, yes

Stranger: I dont want to see him again

Stranger: But... Lets talk something else

Stranger: What about u?

You: Not much, boring sitting at pc

Stranger: Do you have a gf?

You: No i'm asexual

Stranger: Oh

Stranger: So you dont like anybody ?

You: I think i'm demiromantic, but i didn't something yet

Stranger: Its fine

Stranger: Thanks for the time

You: No problem

Stranger: Have a nice Day

Stranger: You have a great heart

You: Have a nice Dan too

Stranger: Forget what I say

Stranger: Fucking cunt

You: Np

You: Thanks

Stranger: You ppl make me sick

You: No problem

You: Thanks

Stranger: Why dont kill yourself?

Stranger: You

You: ok

You: ehh

You: thanks

Stranger has disconnected.
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Reck him
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he must be here
You: >>680063122
Stranger: what
Stranger: is that a virus
You: no its the sorce to the dan tiing
Stranger: I'm not clicking on that asshole
Stranger: Yeah go fuck yourself trying to hack my computer
Stranger: I'm not dumb
Stranger has disconnected.
Stranger: Hi, this is Dan
You: 4chan is my home
Stranger: what is an 4chan
Stranger: ha ha
You: That is all I have to say
Stranger: xd
Stranger: like jackie chan
Stranger: but 4 of him
You: *wink*
Stranger: ha ha
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Short, but sweet
>mfw bored as fuck, decide to troll on omegle
>think of easy targets so i put in feminism tag
>start fucking with people
>see trend of dans
>finally find one person not a dan, have convo
>they reveal they are btard
>ask if there is a thread up or something

what a fuckin coincidence, havent been on /b/ in a while, how you niggers been

"Hi, I'm Stna"
Fuck Dan
You: Do you believe in our lord and savior?
Stranger: hello yes I am evangelical
You: His sacred name, hallowed be thy Dan
Stranger: No thanks
Yes! This!
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>dance urkel jerk

Dan circle jerk
You: Dan

Stranger: Hi, this is girlcute2002

Y: Were you born in 2002?

S: How did you know??

Y: I dont. Im asking

Suhm, yes.

Y: 14. I bet you are full of pimples. Ew

S: No I'm not!

Y: All teens are greasy

And loud

S: I take care of myself. My friends tell me I am cute.

And I am kind of shy so I don't make that much noise

Y: With your dubby dubstep and your snoop doggy.

Dont listen to real music with real lyrics

S: ew no. Snoop dog is so gross! He's so old.

I like Imagine Dragons and classics like B4-4

Y: Back in my day we listened to bryan adams and beat up gay people

S: That's kind of ... not nice.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hi im dan
You: hi
You: this is dan too
Stranger: how are you doing me? its been a while
You: i know me. been pretty great. shit posting. living life. shaming radical feminists
Stranger: ive been up to pretty much the same thing, seeing as your me and all
You: im not you
You: you are me
Stranger: were all dan you are me i am you. your parents are dan and so are mine
You: you're dan
You: he's dan
You: she's dan
You: they're dan
You: i'm dan
Stranger: yes son, embrace the gospel
You: we are all dan
You: dan is love
You: dan is life
You: dan is the air we breath
Stranger: dan is our true savior. he will save us, she will accept us all
You: dan will bring the planet dan to an end
You: at the end of all dans
You: dan is dan dan dan dan
You: dan dan dan
You: adn
You: dan?
Stranger: you have been taught well dan, continue with your holy work. but alas, im afraid i must depart
You: yes dan. we must spread the preachings of op
Stranger: bess op and may he always deliver, good bye
You: farewell dan
You: dan-speed
Stranger: thank you dan
Stranger has disconnected.

Y: Those were the days. You married your 2nd cousin and bullied the black kid for being jewish. I miss my childhood

S: listen Dan, do you know anything about sex?

You are probably a virgin aren't you?

Y: No i fucked my cousin. Didnt you hear

S: ...

I think you are lying about that

Y: You havent fucked anything.

S: well, I'm only 14...

Y: Probably havent fisted an asian hooker yet

S: And the boys at my school are really immature

Y: Yup.

S: I'm more interested in OLDER MEN.

Y: It aint like it used to.

I like older men too but dont tell my cousin-wife

S: You're a creep

Stranger has disconnected
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