Faces of /b/ thread! >Post, rate or chill!
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Faces of /b/ thread!
>Post, rate or chill!
wtf
whatup brohan?
ya looking good happy.
>>680052889
hard to not be when youre straight chillin' in the free world. howve you been my man
can i get a rate?
Kill yourself you fuck nugget
>>680053240
totally dead inside, but I have ice cream!
>>680051253
Look like a nice guy, probably great to hang around with or drink with. 8/10 would chill with
>>680054582
priorities!
>>680054782
thanks my dude, feel free to post and as always, thanks for coming through
Rate
>>680055253
yung jerry seinfeld, a well kempt lad
I'm a fag
>>680055555
no sir, you are quints
Me /b/
hello
>>680055613
8.5/10, would be honored to hang with. you look like a savage mother fucker with a respectable soft side
>>680051253
jizzdrinker / assmuncher
>>680055555
>>680055750
you afraid of some booty snacks, boy?
>>680055796
meh, just check them respect them and move on
>>680055545
YOU THOUGHT
>>680055555
quints of truth, you're a fag
h-heres me
plz no bully...
>>680055912
DONT... SAY IT.
>>680056022
>filename
>fact that youre an attractive woman and normie
fake
>>680056022
would stump
>FECES OF /B/
Congrats fucktards, you are now anonymous.
>>680056328
rate me
>>680056705
n1663r/nIGGEr
this is how far we got with all these reddit fags and SJWs
Reposting from the old thread yesterday. Before anyone asks, yes I'm gay.
>>680056798
thanks!
>>680057287
cool tie/10
>>680057375
Cheers :)
rate pls
>>680057588
Please rate octocactus ! No bully.
>>680057924
Cute.
>>680051253
titanic/10
>>680057924
looks like an absolute madman
>>680058050
let me paint you like one of my french hoes
>>680057287
you bought that tie at a street stand in NYC. it was $5. am i correct?
>>680057047
you said you werent yesterday, then got gay once a gay guy started giving you attention.
dude. get it together.
>>680051253
BEAUTY/10
wazzup its ya boi teetho
first thread when i loaded b
lurking for now
>>680058446
whatsup teetho, hivemind. i just invited you to this thread on soc
Is the Milo lookalike in here?
Want more of that dude
>>680057988
Damn right. Thank you anon. He is my baby.
>>680058195
Anon, you wish you were this cute.
r8 me anons
>>680058568
o kek great minds think alike
how were the hardcore drugs?
>>680058729
guy who is secretly a virgin from fast times at ridgemont high if he worked out and wasnt a pussy/10
>>680058783
put me out for a few hours, its pure indica
>>680058729
Would toss cactus on chest/10
>>680055623
would swallow penis/10
>>680058847
b..but... i'm not a virgin anon, also brit so never went to highschool, we have secondary school instead FUN FACT!
>>680059021
haha, thanks
>>680058951
kek sounds kinky anon, let do this shit, mind if i play with my butt or some shit while you chuck the cacti at me?
>>680059258
Can I stick the cactus up your butt? Otherwise, no sauce!
>>680051253
ur fucking a white male
Bollocks to it, give me your worst, anons.
>>680051253
you mean attentioncravers of /b/?
so much cravings that you actually have to post a picture of urself to get the desired attention you need wich you dont get in real life?
>>680059853
Do yourself a favour and lose the goatee and face shrapnel and you'd go from a 3 to a 7
>>680058349
When did I say I weren't? I don't remember it :P
>>680059972
Bitch. Octocatcus deserves every bit of attention.
>>680059972
Spot on. But hey, I don't think we need you to tell us that.
Rate me dick dicks.
>>680059123
lol
>>680060461
Queerbait/10
>>680058280
No I live in UK. I gave £35 for it. It's Paul Costello.
I don't have a picture, but here's a video of me eating a bunch of toothpaste for a school project
https://www.youtube.com/watch?edit=vd&v=NRqt0qJtPu4
>>680060461
you look like you're a ghost but don't realize it, or maybe like you were possessed as a kid, but you had an exorcism to get rid of it, but that slight tinge of being a creepy supernatural abomination remained behind, i'd still let you give me a reach around while you pounded my boy hole though
>>680060461
Cute/10
>>680059451
That crippling hand disease that niggers get all the time. So Tragic. Props for drum & bugle vs stinking bands.
Do it.
>>680060461
I want to party in your mouth/10
>>680060730
comfortable with my sexuality enough to accept that a guy saying im hot is a compliment. I'm not going to fuck a guy but i'm okay with being called hot. So sure.
W
E
W
>>680060986
I am pale as fuck to be fair. I should probably smile more :')
>>680051253
punchable/10
Are you SJW, Clyde?
>>680061793
Are you cool with a guy fucking you?
>>680061702
Uh something negative about the hair and piercing and your eyebrows
>>680061702
You look like a guy in the thumbnail
>>680056328
Supreme gentleman
>>680062012
I mean, it isn't going to happen, because I don't swing that way. But if someone says they would have sex with me then hey, I guess i'll take it as a compliment.
>>680061793
1. I'm a gril
2. I didn't say you were hott. I wouldn't even let my cactus fuck you.
3. I said you would attract fags
>>680061702
kinda cute, you look like a single mum though, dunno why, you got kids that have no dad by anychance? if not do you want some?
>>680062528
Well good for you. You are seriously so damned cute and I sure would but, yeah, definitely take it as a compliment. You know, like an adult.
eh why not
>>680062781
kek, get rekt ghost anon, though i'm guess this is the anon that said she'd throw her cactus on my chest so i'm no better
>>680062781
post kneecaps slut
but foreal face pls
>im not the faggot ur in a fight with just a interested anon
>>680063287
uno/10
that means one
you're a disgrace
jk ur like a solid
thug/10
>>680062871
I'd rather be fucked by a power drill than have kids.
>>680063579
yissss!!! lol nah im' far from it
>>680063287
You look like a black guy who hangs you with white football players and has a white girlfriend
>>680063744
nope I"m a black guy that played rugby and has an asian gf.
>>680060461
Whats your name?
>>680062781
1. I was refering to the other guys on this post saying they would. So 1. and 2. don't matter.
2. Oh no! Someone is attracted to me! Oh the horror!
3. Tits or gtfo
>>680060356
Around the time Pope Francis entered the thread....
>>680063287
ha boot
>>680063971
It begins with a J. Why do you want to know?
>>680060221
this
>>680063727
im down for that, whats your number?
>>680064230
Kek
>>680058963
thanks
>>680059771
i am fucking a black female
>>680065027
oo u got him there
post pic unless u were joking
>>680060937
good looking tie, i have a shit quality tie of same design i got by method aforementioned
>>680051253
Hello PewDiePie.
No, seriousy. You look like Poodiepoh with a smaller jaw.
>>680061993
just the glasses and need for haircut. when i bought these glasses i saw them as "dad on a fishing trip" or "1950's intellectual in his smoking lounge" but it looks like plenty of people went around and make the stigma "huge annoying faggot" which is just unfortunate
what do you anons think about this girl. i've been in love with her for ages but she's turned me down twice, anybody else think she's the most beautiful creature in existence?
>>680065110
i dont even bother saving her nudes and were not friends on any social. weve been fucking for 5 years so it's old news, and we dont want anyone to know were still fucking because she's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with me. kek
>>680065430
not particularly, but she has the type of face that with time could spread through your heart like cancer
>>680064576
Oh I don't give out my number. My kik is nikknix.
>>680064239
??? Again I don't remember ever saying I wasn't gay.
>>680060221
I'm fine with the way I am, not changing my look to please anyone on the planet either, rather die alone than please the underlings of my generation. Next thing you know, I'll be told to switch from shirts, jeans and boots to Obey caps, saggy skinny jeans, long ass polo shirts and retarded lookin' jackets. Not gonna happen, mate, nope.
>>680064230
Well at least you're comfortable enough with yourself to accept the faggotry. I can admire that. Why you want my tits when all these strapping young gents are after yours?
kek/10
I'm just fucking with you, anon.
>>680065565
exactly! and her personality is amazing, funny, smart, kind, jesus she's perfect
>>680065565
I second this.
>>680064449
I saved your pic and want to name it. It's fine if you don't want to.
TOOKALAH HELLIA OMMBRA$$$$ AWAY! AWAY!
>>680051253
i used to cum inside a trap that looks like u
she'd push my load out her axe-wound and make music with the queefs
u ever heard cum queefs make sick beats bruh?
this was her favorite song to queef to me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
>>680065839
I'd rather not. Why the save might I ask?
>>680065567
kek thought i'd get a fuck you for that, would add you but my phone is broke, you're a qt though, if i was single would definitely ask you out on a date
>>680065798
ive gotten out of the friendzone and have friends who have gotten out of the friendzone after i gave them this advice. if you're close friends and she's used to you giving her tons of attention, ween off on the attention at a noticeable but not alarming rate and start making things more about the two of you instead of just her. make her want you, and more importantly make her not sure whether or not you want her.
tl;dr/most importantly: make her want you, and more importantly make her not sure whether or not you want her.
>>680066070
unfunny copypasta 1337 troll so your shit video will get youtube views. fucking sad mate
https://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/KFfvl7JzGfgGrWccuKR
>>680066185
thanks anon, we're not that close which is good, but i definitely want her, i've turned down relationships with 3 other girls because of the way i feel about her, even fucking other girls doesn't make me happy anymore, she does seem slightly interested, but want's to be single, i could probably get drunk with her and fuck her, but that's not what i want
>>680066127
You're beautiful. That's all. The chances of us meeting are all of zero. I'll bet you're not even in the US, as I am. Thanks for answering though.....
>>680066636
yeah dont throw it away, youll get her anon. best of luck
>>680066751
Wow, thankyou. And no, I'm not in the US.
>>680066751
level 15 creep detected, why can i picture anon fingering their belly button as they typed that...
>>680066834
thanks anon, i'm sure i'll wife the shit out of her one day
>>680051253
you kinda look like mcaulay culkin before drugs
Im baaack
>>680068076
show the boipussy fgt
>>680055822
i merely stated he was jizzdrinker out of assmuncher.
nothing in that statement gave away anything about my own sexual proclivities sir.
>>680068076
10/10, pls show tits ass and cock
>>680068433
>>680068371
Eh fine
>>680068076
Fancy seeing you around these parts.
Pretty cute. Nice eyes. 7/10.
>>680068076
oh look, its half the reason i still make these threads
>>680068536
cock and tits, something from right now if you can
>>680059853
agree, face jewelry is for faggots.
goatee makes you look hipster/SJW type.
other than that you are a pretty good standard of ugly faggot
>>680051253
Every fucking day with this same cancer.
>>680060461
fucking faggot weeaboo cocktrumpet
Rate?
>>680068676
Took this but my boobs are pretty much nonexistant
rate pl0x
>>680068923
Use the filter bro
>>680069180
fuuuuck youre making me drool. bend over and spread that ass open with your dick behind your legs and ill cum so hard for you
>>680061702
Can i fuck your face please?
>>680068870
You always give me a good reason to have thick skin. Never change, anon, never change.
>>680069219
this, thank you
>>680068994
Okay.
>>680069226
Main character from "Her"/10
Good looking though, you probably slay high class puss
>>680069226
Well hello beautiful.
9/10
>>680069429
>>680069627
shaweeet
Rate me
>>680059127
no i know, im saying you look like the guy from that movie who is a virgin in the movie, BUT instead you work out and slay ass
Rate
>>680070305
soblurry
>>680068536
are you still here?
>>680070305
Dat fuckin' vile ISO and shite exposure.
>>680071601
i would love to drink sake and play n64 games with you all night in our underwear like children. you seem easy to be best friends with
>>680071627
Yea im here
>>680072077
Well post ass-spread from doggy position you fgt
>>680072077
are you gonna post your beautiful cock and ass spread open or is my rock hard cock waiting for nothing?
>>680055555
quints of five, fuck you faggot
>>680072077
i see you in these threads a lot. i think im in love with you
>>680072787
Deleted the previous post because I spelled shit wrong but I can't be fucked to rewrite it.
Anyway, it's cool. I'll wreck you in Goldeneye fgt.
>>680072642
Oki then
>>680073371
something closer and spread asshole open please and a close up of cock youre so hot
>>680051253
How you doin tonight Armada? :)
>>680073371
would rape/10
>>680073592
Heres butt
>>680073618
good now that my anonymous buddy has shown up. yourself?
>>680068994
Sounds like your a sperglordnigger.
Sorry you're not attractive. Go be with your MLP collection why not
>>680073820
fuck dont stop posting pics youre the only person to turn me on in 15 months
>>680073820
You have such a cute butt! I'd love to eat it!
>>680074018
This is the only dick pic i have
>>680073879
Who are you talking to? The poster of the picture anon replied to or the comment you are replying to.
>>680074353
take another of it closeup, preferably hard and covered in lotion. hurry if you can, i cant hold in all this cum much longer
>>680074619
Sorry i dont really feel like focusing on my dick, could you go with out it?
>>680073836
not bad my smash /b/ro, had my day off today and just played melee for 6 hours. have a good one my nigga op
>>680074855
hmm if you make it up to me ill consider it. your choice
>>680073371
>>680073820
I've been waiting for this. Are you really 20?
www.nogoodpics.com
>>680075006
Yup i am gonna turn 21 soon too, i feel old now
giggle
> catch me if you can
just came buckets. thanks trancid (yeah i know your name and everything)
>>680075157
Yeah, just LOOK at you wasting away into old age. Thanks, cutie.
>>680075386
Guess i gotta get used to that name
will probably kill self in not so distant future, i'm not ruining another life with my jeans.
>>680075960
>jeans
this kid's denim is taking lives
>>680075960
>with my jeans
>>680075960
>jeans
probably a smart choice
>>680075628
love you, thanks for a good time trancid <3
>>680075960
How about cargo shorts? Easy to get your hand up them......
Bazinga
>>680076356
Take care ~
>>680075577
You give me dubs of excitement.
>>680074353
What do you think about when you JO?
>>680051253
sacred to post on here but why tf not
>>680076979
Dont really jerk off
I do habe sex with my bf however
>>680077290
fuck youre cute. 8.5/10
>>680077511
thank you. thats a really shitty picture cause i took it in the dark but it was the first one i saw in my computer so i was like fuck it. lol
>>680057588
Ten outta ten
>>680076200
>what is humour
R8 or naw
>>680051253
Fuck off you ugly fag, this shit is supposed to be anonymous
t-this is me
plz no bully
>>680078047
you've already figured that out from the little time youve been here? wow, riveting
>>680078018
would bang
>>680078018
man with tits/10
>>680055623
You are a Woman with no titts.
Masturbated and im not gay. Still on it.
>>680078011
Tbh, you look too old for that haircut. A shorter one might fit better
>>680056022
Trap an low money.fgt
>>680056705
AIDS /Ebola
>>680078408
well if you're not gay that makes you bi, seeing as I'm pretty sure I have a dick :)
>>680078262
>man
>tfw no penis
why live
>>680057924
No cactus you idiot, its plankton!
>>680058729
Get raped twice - enjoyed it like woman.
>>680057924
Whats your name.
rate plz
>>680059123
>Eat a day a bee let you honey pee.
Died by Cancer.
>>680060461
Beard is fake
You are fake
Your Life is Fake
Go fuck your mom.
>>680075356
Die Russen kommen!
>>680078756
Oh god, can I see it?
>>680078136
No bully?! Dont resist my Megatron-like rape, or i will cut your worthless throat you fucking shit!!!
Cumalot.exe
Day is saved...
>>680058729
So very VERY hot. I would love to shake your
>>680079552
10/10 Would play chess with
>>680080339
yeah, might as well I guess ;)
>>680080787
No jizz = fake
>>680079887
Anything else?
>>680055623
you look like the guy from the movie GBF
>>680080787
Kik?
>>680081508
post yours
>>680081059
I'm not going to masturbate for you, if that's what you want
>>680081246
Make her pregnant, grow child up like your own, fuck it and if it will resist sell it to south america or asia.
Wait for his revenge after a lot of years. Get killed in peace.
Life of a winner.
>>680081685
crazyguy760
>>680080787
Hey thanks man. Love your blue eyes too. Very nice dick.
>>680081827
Heh, thanks ;)
>>680081767
sent you a message
>>680077290 you have kik?
>>680081863
9/10 would let you rape me
10/10 would sell your cum
1/10 would fuck you in ass
this world is just fair.
>ITT faggots
I think you guys should take a moment to read up on what the word anonymous means
Also, go be faggots in your designated board >>>/soc/
r8 or roast
>inb4 trap
no
>>680082150
>be smart
>let dumb people do their dumb things
>would sell this stuff
TV call it Scripted Reality, Doku-Soap or Jersey shore
I call it FUN
>>680082128
Then let the rapings begin!
>>680061702
>>680077290
>>680078018
tits or gtfo
>>680058945
dick or gtfo
Rate pls
Your cute, fo you have kik?
>>680082681
You will die alone and as a virgin. We could be best friends and defeat our virginity together
>>680082863
Faggot
>>680082388
yo :p
What if i am a faggot!?
>>680083037
You will die in 1hour
What will you do?
>>680082388
Tits or gtfo you tranny
hello !
>>680056328
Man you must get all the ladies
>>680083176
o shit
prolly wasting my last hour of life on here
>>680083138
At least you are something and know your status and the world around you.
Somebody will die alone in a whole without knowing something about the world outside this hole.
You will die in 24 years. What are you going to do?
>>680083037
I'm pretty sure I could fit almost all of it inside of you/10 yo
