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I know what you mean
What rank were you again? You played a mean Ekko.
gold 4
that is partially just because ekko is broken honestly
I see.
Ekko is not all that broken though.
he is pretty busted right now if you build tank items on him
seeing play in every pro league I believe
Glad to hear I'm not terrible though. My brother keeps berating me all the time and I haven't really had anyone compliment my play ever, so it's nice to hear there are people worse than me at league.
Ekko is not a champ I'm very proficient at. I've played him with moderate success in mid, but never jungle and never tank. I mean I've tried, but never really got the hang of it.
Soon after Ekko was released, the pros started playing him in jungle, if I recall.
nah you did good
your nami was on point except for a couple of times where you were a bit too far forward
ekko takes a bit of practice to nail, especially with his w and his ult, but once you get it he is very rewarding
he is currently strongest as top lane tank I believe
full ap is just too squishy most of the time or takes a long time to get going if you build roa
also very susceptible to hard cc
Yeah, well, I tend to play risky in normals. I don't generally feel like playing safe as I find that boring.
True, it's important to survive long enough to use the damage you have.
understandable
yes, and he has so much consistent damage from his passive and his w passive that he doesn't really need ap to be effective, plus the utility from his passive, q, and w
I still built runic echoes though, because it's just a better item than cinderhulk (along with sunfire cape)
gold 4? nooblord.
Scrublord.
I fully accept and understand that I am garbage at league of legends
>>680051506
Well, I've never really been much for melee champs. I tend to enjoy long-ranged spellslingers. If only I had Vel'Koz on NA.
Yeah, runic echoes is good. The passive is so strong.
>>680051951
don't be mean.
>>680052044
*bullies u*
>>680052044
the movespeed is so excellent on someone like ekko too
I used to be like that where I didn't like melee champs cuz they felt so unsafe and useless if you got behind but then I started playing jungle and came to embrace the tank
>and I haven't really had anyone compliment my play ever
maybe it's just because he's never really had anyone complement it
This isn't g/fur. You lied to me, Badj.
>>680052345
Sorry, this is a no-bully-zone. Please wear this hat that says "dunce" and go sit in the corner.
>>680052486
Yeah. I liked playing him and I want to get better at him too, but it's pretty tough keeping constantly in mind where your r would take you, using that with you w and so on. Also if you miss your q for some reason, you can't really burst anyone at all.
Tanks are alright, at least you stay alive long enough to so something.
>>680052651
what
>>680052859
I never lie except sometimes.
Also how about that taric/shen combo
>>680053045
But what if I don't wanna sit in the corner, huh?
You can't make me, you aren't my dad!
>>680053175
I want to touch the new Taric's face.
>>680053200
Oh, you haven't heard? Very well then.
>>680053320
What do you mean by that, huh!
Punk!
>>680053320
Be my Taric, and I'll be your non-stealthy ninja.
>>680053522
It is not my place to say.
>>680053611
I can be your Taric if you'll be my Ezreal.
>>680053045
it's just practice is all
like if you note where you throw your w to vs where you SHOULD have thrown your w too every time you throw it then eventually you will get it perfect more often than not
r is easy, it's just "am I about to die" or "is there someone I want to deal a whole lot of damage to on my shadow"
>>680053175
please no
AVERY
>>680053729
Tell me, quit being a bully!
kissy hi
THE TEST WAS AT 1 NOT 2
I MESSED UP
I MISSED IT
oh my god
that shit is the worst feeling in the world
I have almost done that several times but I always caught myself, or I thought it was earlier than it was rather than later
holy shit I'm so sorry
>>680053778
True that. I'm just lazy and haven't felt like playing solo in a long time. If I do play solo, I just lose all focus and make stupid decisions. So practicing is not something I'm good at. If I play with people, I can try to learn while playing, but usually with me, it's more about getting involved in the game I'm playing. If I do get involved and commit to it, I can be a beast.
>>680053938
I'm not a bully, you're a bully, bully.
>>680054414
Me?
How can I be the bully?
I can't even pronounce the word.. uh.. any words with Rs in em
How am I bully material, HUH?
>>680054414
yeah you really need the right mindset and a whole lot of focus too
talking with people helps too I know for some people
I was gonna suggest discord but I didn't know what kind of effect it'd have on your ping
I have contacted the teacher and feigned car troubles, we shall see how it goes.
Hopefully I will not have to say goodbye to 18% of my grade
>>680054602
I don't know. Now I'm confused. Thanks, you bully.
>>680054726
Yeah, I just haven't had the motivation to play proper in a long time.
You mean talking in game or what?
>>680054726
his ping is 170, another 40 or 50 will not make a difference
it's all unplayable.
badj bully me
>>680055021
What's so confusing about a rhotecism, HUH?
You are makin' fun of how I talk, bully mcbullerson.
>>680054962
they tend to be understanding about that sort of thing but it really depends on the instructor and the class/department policies
>>680055021
yeah, talking in-game
>>680055073
he seemed to be doing fine with that in mind
>>680055242
I am mainly worried as I hav e not been to class for 2 weeks now
yeah I agree, ekko is just borked
>>680055073
My ping was actually 140, but I got spikes occasionally, which I wasn't expecting.
>>680055145
But this is a no-bully-zone. I don't think I should. Also I'm terrible at bullying, are you sure you don't want someone else to bully you instead?
>>680055209
I don't even know what that is.
AM NO BULLY
>>680055242
I usually get into a skype call if I'm playing with friends.
>>680055490
that shouldn't matter hopefully
>>680055571
I love abusing blind pick
>>680055632
o ok
next time we can do that then
>>680055732
too bad I don't own Ekko
>>680055632
Do I need to spell it out for you?
Rhotacism
In medical contexts, rhotacism is the inability or difficulty in pronouncing the sound r.
Now I'm triggered, bully.
>>680055632
I cannot play with ping that high
You cannot bully me, I am the bully making me unbullyable
>>680055732
We shall see.
I'm hoping for the best since the other option is suicide
I love how they put an r in it
>>680055792
shame
>>680055846
you are in my thoughts and prayers
>>680055980
Just like lisp.
But it comes from the greek letter rho, so it makes sense.
>>680055980
*ring-a-ling*
>>680055571
There are more broken champs out there.
>>680055732
Sure. Sounds nice.
>>680055802
I... I'm sorry if I offended you...
>>680055846
I can manage somehow.
>>680055980
So long as those thoughts are clean and pure, I thank you.
>>680056072
I live on nothing but my mechanical skill
or I did before I lost it all
>>680056072
yeah, like Yorick
what a broken PoS
>>680055927
omg lol
>>680056072
Wait what
Damnit badger
You went out of character
Now I'm out of character
Everything is ruined, now
Thanks to you.
when life gets you down
chow down on a bag of pretzels until you remember why you live life
for pretzels.
>>680056293
live for the vine
>>680056072
hooray
sometimes I can get a bit exasperated in voice but generally only if I myself start fucking up
or if we are playing with somebody who is, like, REALLY bad
>>680056197
<3
>>680056375
wat
demos doesn't get the meme
>>680055927
I can't believe the furry got into that image.
>>680056588
DO IT FOR THE VINE
holy shit no one bought grocerys I don't have anything to cook for dinner.
>>680056650
thank you for your based commentary
It's actually quite annoying sometimes.
My Rs sound like Ws (or Us, depending on where the R is in the word), and since I'm dyslexic I trip over big words (or words in general when I read out loud).
So sometimes I sound like a big doof,
>>680056797
but i don't drink
>>680056847
is it psychological or physical
>>680056828
everything is falling apart
>>680056828
I hate it when that happens
>>680056895
you don't have to drink
just do it for the vine
>>680056847
maybe you should learn to speak correctly then
>>680056948
My mother is out of town and I don't have the money to shop.
I will order food I guess, i would have liked to cook something but oh well.
>>680056969
can i do it for the just?
>>680056842
anytime friend
>>680057112
no
do it for the vine
>>680057079
thank god it's not a disaster
i'm gonna go buy some beef jerky
>>680057195
can you commentate my life
like everything i ever do
it would really help me remember things
>>680057294
could you use a better meme
>>680056948
Eh, it's difficult.
Dyslexia is solely psychological, that's in the brain and stuff.
But for Rs, it's a different story. When I was lil, my teeth grew in terribly (crooked, overbite, underbite, the works) and because of that I simply could not pronounce the letter R (it was physically impossible, or rather, really really hard). But now my teeth are fixed and all straight and what not (Braces, huraa), but I never did learn how to pronounce the letter R when I was younger. I just don't know how to pronounce it. So it was physical, but now it's psychological.
>>680056983
I've been in so many speech therapy classes, but to no avail.
I usually don't mind it, though.
I do feel cheated, however, since my father also had wicked crooked teeth and thus didnt know how to pronounce the letter R, but he eventually grew out of it when he was in his teens.
So far, I haven't.
Wow, text wall.
>>680057357
I shall survive.
>>680057555
Cut your tongue out and be done with it then
>>680057555
neat
>>680057521
if you pay me well enough
>>680057521
nope, all my memes are equally perfect
>>680057643
hooray
>>680057668
would you accept payment in compliments
>>680057778
zaryss, i would have figured you of all people knew which memes are the zaniest
" I can set up your test in the MRC to take any time tomorrow, either starting before 2:20 or in the evening between 6 and 7:30."
I LIVE
>>680057643
That, haven't thought of that.
Thanks.
>>680057651
Aw man, just one word?
What a terrible pay out
>>680058063
>>680058207
sorry
>>680058209
That gif made me smile
>>680058054
I ain't cheap mr demos
>>680058264
Damnit, man!
>>680058344
I am happy your day is no longer ruined
>>680058389
I can't help myself
just like you
>>680056197
I'm sorry for your loss.
>>680056201
Yorick is a shit. Hate him to death.
>>680056270
>>680056414
Looking forward to future games then. I tend to get a little out of hand sometimes myself, but that's usually just an excuse to be social. I don't flame in the actual sense of the word, but I speak my mind rather spontaneously, sometimes making it seem like I'm flaming.
Well hopefully it doesn't come to that. I sometimes make stupid decisions and silly, risky plays, but I blame watching too much kshaway for that. They tend to fail at times, but when they succeed, they're golden.
>>680058350
What if he paid you in Riot skins?
To be honest, I am enjoying how this thread turned out.
>>680058582
sounds like we'll get along then
>>680058603
skins are worthless to me
>>680058472
Ha!
Man, I didn't see that coming
>>680058582
Nothingness to you, too!
>>680058816
If I'm playing a duo lane and the other guy is making piss poor decisions and just generally crapping up the game for me, I voice it. I think my roommate might have had a giggle when I was playing Soraka with Vayne bot.
>>680058915
The picture. Look at the picture.
>>680059298
Ok, what now?
>>680059298
that vayne was pretty really dumb honestly
>>680059463
Are you feeling it yet? Are you amused?
>>680059598
I think I'm feelin' something
Aint amusement
But still, somethin'
>>680059540
I'm not sure which to believe, that he wasn't paying attention or that he was just a terrible player. I'm also not sure which would make me more frustrated. What an awesome 0-10 botlane that was though.
>>680059772
Good enough for me.
>>680059883
Even if the feelin' is hatred?
>>680059883
sorry I didn't show up as much as I did
I tend to ignore bot lane a bit too much since it's such a hard lane to gank most of the time
>>680060039
Better than nothing, I suppose.
>>680060206
Yeah, it's no biggie. The lane was lost anyway. Any attention you'd given bot would've been away from somewhere else, not to mention that if we had managed to kill any of them with your help, it'd just be a bounty reset. A kog with guinsoo's that early would've been terrible to handle regardless.
I think it's usually better for a jungler to commit to a lane or two, not act as a global police and try to be everywhere at all times. Of course that's all depending on the situation, but in that particular case, it was better to emphasise lanes that actually had a chance.
>>680058054
i was too busy getting beef jerky to use the spicy memes
>>680058582
too bad the champ still sucks
and
>2 skins
>>680060938
ur dum
For your dum-ness
I give you this funny song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E
And with that
I'm off
Ciao
The fuck are you lookin' at, asshole?
>>680060957
I guess.
I'd really enjoy the game more if Rito removed roughly 40% of the champs.
>>680061106
B-bye...
>>680061305
or if we time travelled back to season 3
i'd be having a ball
>>680061260
Whoa, that's pretty hardcore.
>>680061413
Ah, the season I never played.
>>680061700
What is?
>>680060938
I am glad I was able to translate my lead into killing kogmaw several times anyway
oh god its so hot
freklz fan me
this is an acceptable swap
fans u
>>680061700
no?
it was pretty fun
it's the first season I played in though, starting from preseason
oh the kogmaw never built runaan's
no wonder he didn't carry as hard as he should ahve
katia im melting
why is it so hot already
>>680062122
That pic.
Feeling any better?
>>680062136
Yeah, and I'm glad we were able to make the most of the one time you did come bot. I think we scored a few kills and a turret, relieving pressure from bot, allowing us to roam a bit. That was kinda important for us at bot.
>>680062229
>>680062231
>>680062461
The first one for me was 4, but I didn't really get quite into the game properly. I leveled one account to 25, then stopped playing again for the longest of times.
>>680062715
Yeah, that was a bit of a mystery.
>>680062891
Obviously not. I don't give a fuck about anything any more.
>>680062891
I am not totally incompetent at jungle it turns out
>>680063047
again?
I'm pretty sure you're relatively incompetent at all of the rolls you gold trash
>>680063147
Deep down I'm just a grumpy fuck who doesn't care about anyone or anything.
>>680063047
You are overreacting a bit, you know. It's not all that bad as it may seem right now.
>>680063147
Yeah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wL728vz0To
>>680063615
I can die and then everything will be alright
>>680063413
I didn't say "not incompetent," I said "not TOTALLY incompetent"
>>680063560
hey me too man
>>680063615
that's the most important thing though
translating kills into objectives
a worse jungler would not have stayed for the turret, giving kogmaw even more time to scale safely
even as much as shoving in the wave after a gank will help your laner out more than one might think
>>680063940
I'll give you that
>>680063940
Excellent. I just wanna sit back and watch the world burn
>>680064381
go for it dude
might be tough if it's not on fire first, though
I should install an A/C in my room.
>>680064549
I've had many daydreams about setting random houses on fire. I should've been drowned at birth.
>>680064950
what's stopping you
>>680065037
I'm too lazy
bad gote
>>680063879
I could try to change your perspective, but that would really be hypocritical.
>>680063940
Mhm, a lot of people out there who think League is hack and slash team deathmatch.
I always get so angry when people come to my lane, get a kill, then go b even though they could help take the turret, go take dragon or invade the enemy jungle and deny the other team some object of value like blue or red buff.
Yeah, that's another thing I just hate seeing. People not shoving the lane when they ought to, constantly pushing with 0 map awareness, focusing on poking the enemy at the expense of their own farm, not building according to the situation and enemy strengths... the list is endless.
>>680064858
Do it.
>>680065252
the houses in your neighborhood rejoice
>>680065308
silver shit basically
I try to ping it when I can but sometimes they're not paying attention or are too stubborn to listen
>>680065253
Why don't you go take a walk.
>>680065308
Pretty sure you can't change my perspective unless you put me on some really strong altering drugs.
>>680065579
They can piss off.
>>680065786
i just got back from one
i got beef jerky
yum
>>680065786
they won't
>>680065579
Save me from this hell.
Yeah, I try to communicate with the team, but usually they're being obstinate and reckless, thinking that if they get a kill, it doesn't matter if they die themselves.
>>680065786
I could still try, but it'd probably be a useless gesture, and as I said, hypocritical. I can only hope you'll get some sleep and wak up in a better mood.
>>680064858
Yes, then I can come over and share it
>>680065833
Did you also get the rope and kerosene?
>>680065861
Dammit.
>>680066274
I can only hope I don't wake up at all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY
>>680066441
those weren't on the list
>>680066274
I got out of it by switching to jungle
I was guilty of that attitude in my lee sin game but only because I was absurdly ahead and built full retard damage
>>680066441
life's a bitch ain't it
>>680065308
Do me
>>680066426
But then you're just gonna make the room all hot again
hey kids, wanna buy some bugs?
cinderhulk and sunfire cape are bugged so that they stack, AND they do around 130 dmg per second aoe on level ~9 even though individually each one deals <30 dmg (something about ignoring base mres or alike), exploit on everything, i just tried top ekko with smite into cinderhulk, sunfire and gauntlet, fuckin rekt em
>>680066480
How miserable.
>>680066700
Yes.
>>680066890
>smite top
what is this, early season 5?
>>680066786
We'll make the room hot together
>>680066952
not for me!
smite tp shyvana top was the funnest shit
>>680066960
exploit it while it lasts if you want, allegedly the bug appeared in some recent patch
Reporting in
>>680067222
I do not own Ekko
>>680067222
and the jungle clear is funny as hell, i killed red buff just by staring at it for 7 seconds lol
>>680067001
Could you get those two items and mail them to me?
>>680067295
just get any tank top and build it, metagolem works on everything
>>680067332
yes but no
gonna need to see some documentation of this bug
>>680066441
There are no words that I could say. There is a possibility you may not realise how well I understand you.
>>680066700
The mindframe is flawed and arrogant, but if you are ahead enough, there is very little risk of it costing you the game.
>>680066786
Do you? Do you want me to braid your hair?
freklz
do the bug in a game with me
i need my win of the day
>>680067505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InFgRAjDKiw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fDMIfZlY9I
theres plenty more videos if you look, these are just 2 randoms
Ugh, it's almost 4 am.
>>680067809
anything you need to do tomorrow?
>>680067507
there is a reason pro games are such low-kill
realtalk though damage lee is the funnest shit
>>680067657
I hate exploiting bugs
>>680067767
neat
>>680067931
pussy
>>680067379
Fuck.
>>680067507
So? And what am I supposed to do?
>>680067983
it's just cheating
>>680067767
neat
>>680067917
School in about 4 hours.
>>680067931
Mhm, but what can you do when you're stuck in this place beyond time and reason?
realtalk though damage [insert champion name here] is the funnest shit.
>>680067931
>I hate exploiting bugs
this on so many levels
>>680067984
I don't know, only you know that.
>>680068227
alright then
>>680068465
oh, that sucks
>>680067984
no, it's fine
The only exploiting I do is for sexual favors
>>680068227
Technically its not cheating until its patched/addressed.
>>680068465
Getting myself killed sounds about right.
>>680068548
Nothing is fine.
ill exploit u
>>680068465
it is especially fun on lee though because ~~~200% bonus AD scaling~~~
>>680068654
technically yeah, but it's still unfair
they'll probably patch it wednesday
>>680068838
i disagree
>>680068942
Too bad
>>680069074
I think it's a pretty positive thing that more is fine than not fine
How will you do such a thing
>>680068609
Sounds fun.
>>680068858
If it's one of those games where excess real world money could make the difference between always winning and losing then its not so much exploiting as it is just finding a free way of winning.
At least that is how I see it, depending on what game we are talking about here.
>>680069181
Positivity never saved anyone. It's just an illusion.
And with that, I am going to sleep.
Wish me to choke during the night.
>>680069475
may you find a way, my child
I-I hadn't thought that far ahead
I will show up to your house and be embarrassing or something
>>680069451
league of legends, which is not pay2win
as much as it tries to be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu0DIE4oJJw
>>680068838
You know, if Frosh was lurking, you'd only be giving him incentive to fuel the fire further. Humans are irrational most of the time and while you might right now feel like you don't give a fuck, that will probably change come tomorrow, unless you go out of your way to defend your ego and convince yourself you actually want to die or something equally ridiculous. Bad decisions at bad moments are mostly the reason why things are how they are right now. You are free to choose for yourself if you want to contribute to the cycle of shit, that's your prerogative, I'm just having a hard time believing you actually want to.
>>680068858
That is pretty delicious, admittedly.
I will not answer the door and pretend I am not home
>>680069832
hard to make work if you fall behind though
obviously
What kind of calzone should I get?
All ones with vegetables in them are disqualified
>>680069475
The way I live is just to expect the worst and always be surprised by the best. Every day I expect to have a shitty day, but if nothing bad happens it is an alright day.
Then you have the rare days where everything goes your way despite you feeling it would not. Those are the days that make you feel alive.
>>680069635
Oh yes, thought it was DOTA 2 or whatever.
Spicy chicken.
>>680070056
Like anything in the game. With the possible exception of Nasus' stacks.
then I'll meet ur parents
>>680070106
most meat
>>680070233
just a matter of making do with the amount of money you have
MEET HIS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>680070106
Chicken Parm
;)
