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Whats the most illegal thing you've ever done?
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>>680044572
Rape
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stayed up and had a soda without askin
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stole a pen to my best friend, haven't told him yet
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Vandalism
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Pooping from a window in a crowded street
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I have something I always wanted to get off my chest. Can anything I say be traced to me and used against me?? Been 14 years. I was gonna wait another 6 years to say
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>>680044572
fapped to cp
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>>680044572
One time I injected 3 whole marijuanas
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>>680044572
9/11

I was the only one with a parachute
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>>680045161
Go ahead buckaroo! (Totally not the FBI)
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>>680044572
Trespassed. Got a 25 dollar fine.
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>>680045161
nope
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Samefag on a dick rate thread
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>>680045161
How many did you kill?
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>>680044572
i shared a file
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I almost fully opened my roomated piece of mail once, then i realized it wasnt mine and i had almost seen a personal document of his.
>immediate regret and i profusely appoligized
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Got caught with a bunch of coke in my nose.
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i stole stuff once
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>>680044572
Smacked my own ass while jerking off
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>>680044572
$13k cash
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>>680045244
dubs said it
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>>680045369
what was it
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>>680045471
damn dude you 13K cash?
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>>680044572
Yer mum
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>>680045161
depends on the severity, i doubt anything would happen if it's something less than murder or corporate fraud
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>>680044572
I slit the throat of a sand nigger while on routine patrol outside of Kandahar. He was beating his son with a wooden board and I lost my shit. Drove my field knife into the left side of his throat and yanked it until it popped his windpipe out of his throat. Yanked it out with my hand and showed it to him as his bloody throat bubbled for one last breath.

No regerts
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>>680045369
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Serious reply, I've employed the services of numerous prostitutes.

Not so serious reply, I once drugged a man and fed him his own foot in a bowl of chile.
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>>680045585
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>>680044572
Post in a /b/ thread
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>>680044572
I downloaded music without buying it
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didnt clean my room or do homework killed my neighbors dog while he watched
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>>680044572
killed myself
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>>680045693
I downloaded a car once
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>>680045161
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
basically unless you say something like exact times and dates along with info that is to close to truth there's nothing that can be done to you via posts unless it involves links to illegal content or pics of illegal content(cp basically). otherwise you could tell a story of you killing people and no charges would stick unless you gave details that matched and could be proven to only be possible if you had been there. and even then it'd have to be exact details since its arguable that you just made it up and it happen to fit a real life situation
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Torrenting. Without uploading.
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>>680045549
extrapolate - extend the application of (a method or conclusion, especially one based on statistics) to an unknown situation by assuming that existing trends will continue or similar methods will be applicable.
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>>680044572
Gave cunnilingus to a 3yo girl. Shit was like 20 years ago tho
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I got dubs
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>>680045279
Kek
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>>680045823
You must be fun at parties.
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>>680044572
Measured cocaine out for my Mon since they didn't have a scale. Used water displacement and density to figure out weight.

Stole the tags off a church van for my mom so we could go pick up some food.

Lied to join the military.

Petty theft.
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>>680045455
I ate my own ass.
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>>680045693
>>680045792
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>>680045064
:O you bastard....
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>>680044572
I went to the Disney website without my parents permission.
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>>680045455
>>680045947
not sure either of those are illegal...
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>>680044572
Time theft.
As anti climactic as it is, it's a federal offence. Rarely actually pursued though, because it is kind of ridiculous, especially with certain context.
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>>680044572
Pee from a Window
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>>680045933
last party i went to i got keel hauled by my own brother with my own boat
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>>680044572
Covered up a murder.
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>>680044572
Smoked weed. I went to jail and had 1 year probation. Also, 6 years later they found out I never lost my license. When I got my cdl and started driving tractor trailers they took my license for 6 months. This is a true story.
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>>680045641
If legit, well done sir. We need more /b/ros in the service like you.
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>>680045161
> I left you and mom instead of getting milk
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I once downloaded a YouTube video.
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>>680045847
Fuck you.
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>>680045933
t-thanks b-but I never l-leave my basement...
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>>680044572
Stole my best friend's 1st edition Venusaur when we both 10 and lost it.
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>>680045641
sure you did
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I J-walked diagonally across an intersection. Twice.
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couple minutes ago i went to pee...
and i didnt flush.
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>>680044572

Killed multiple neighbours/random peoples dogs who pissed me off. Over my life prolly like 20-25 dogs.
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>>680045221
Damn..Ivr been laughing since that post...my side are numb
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>>680046118

Went to jail for weed? What fucking draconian country do you live in?
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I have never been or will involved in any illegal activities.
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>>680044572
Boss paid me $3k to burn up the shop for insurance
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>>680046319
Was it like a reverse diagonal? Or did you just go across and cross again for giggles?
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>>680045336
Damn how many crimes did you do to get your own file.
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>>680046474
Georgia, USA
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>>680046319
>using 4chan header gifs like a cunt

that was your crime pillock
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>>680046252
Hey questions for you!
>Let's say I have 8 energy on venu, can I use SB twice?
>Why do the same pokemon have different powers in different sets?
>when doing a coin toss, if you sub dice is it Odds/even heads/tails?
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>>680045499
it was a bank statement saying he was over drafted, he fucking gets like 5 a month. Lol so i already knew but felt bad
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did meth and robbed people on the street with my friend
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>>680046433

If true, seek therapy
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I stole login credentials from high school sys admins and trolled the shit out of everyone.

> I got bullied 24/7
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>>680046517
Two separate occasions that were years apart.
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>>680046433
Instead of saying fuck you, I'll ask what about those dogs pissed you off so much to make you kill them.
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>>680045662
kek. you gotta be murican.
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Didn't delete her nudes after breaking up with ex. It could count as CP, but we are same age, so...
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Your mom op
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>>680046474
Well technically they couldn't prove that I had smoked it. They found it in my car that was abandoned waiting on a tow truck on the side of the road. Transmission went out on it. I shit you not. It was literally. 7 of a gram of weed. They weighed it at 2 grams but everyone knows the non zip lock sandwich bags weigh 1.3
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>>680044572
I created the anonymous.
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>>680046569
That is no where near the right aspect ratio for a header.
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Drunk and disorderly, public disturbance and assault on a police officer. Can't remember anything from that night
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>>680045455
>>680045947
I picked at my asshole during a 5th grade musical, pulled out my finger, smelled it, and put it up to the nose of the girl next to me so she could smell it too.
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>>680045823
>jew detected
can you defend my upcoming trial? I stole a handle of liquor from a wal-mart, then started drinking. also, i am underage. also, i killed 4 people and permanently paralyzed another while driving drunk.

Also, my name is Ethan Couch.
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>>680044572
I've had CP on my computer before when I was younger, so probably that.
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>>680046558
Land of the free indeed
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I did blow off a hooked asshole, helped my best friend hide a body and committed grand theft auto all within thirty minutes.
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>>680044572
Public Intoxication
Disorderly Conduct
Resisting Arrest
Interference with the ordinary enjoyment of the Transit system

All in one night, it started as it always does "just a few drinks fellas". Ended in over $1000 in fines and a night in the hospital...
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>>680046558
It's pronounced "Joe-Jah"
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>>680045641
>Afghans
>Sandniggers
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>>680046433
kek
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I stole someone's jacket after getting mine stolen. I felt guilty so I went back to the club the next day on opening time to return it. Then I went to the cops to report mine stolen.
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>>680046790
it's still the same gif cunt, it's on here often

size means nothing in my argument
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>>680046960
Goat fuckers then
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>>680046768
Yeah that is bullshit. the worst is with lsd, they count the paper as weight of the lsd so you end up getting charged with much more than you had.
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>>680044572
I have never done anything illegal mr. fbi, sir.

>kek
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most illegal as in punishable years? guess pirating (technically up to 5yrs but i never heard of anybody getting more than a fine)
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One day my younger sister was a total bitch to me.She went out to play volleyball and left our bull mastiff home with me. It started raining and thunder scares my dog into usually making an accident in the house. I went into my sisters room and took the biggest shit of y life on her floor. I blamed it on the dog and then watched her pick it up.
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I was cheating on my girlfriend when she texted me her breakup. She was the love of my life too.
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>>680046264
>sure you did

Pic very much related: De Oppresor Liber
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>>680047178
you got her good
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>>680047186
Did you cri ery is teim?
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>>680044572
i ate a live tapeworm directly out of an ass
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>>680046901
>Interference with the ordinary enjoyment of the Transit system

What fucking statuate is that?!? all the others are pretty standard, but i've never heard of that. in the U.S?
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>>680047002
hypocritical cunt
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>>680046768

God damn I love living in Canada.
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>>680046706

They were shitty dogs, badly trained and dangerous. I live in a shitty area where there are loads of hoodrats with these big dogs they try and set on people who they don't like. Only a matter of time until they would kill a kid or someone else's pet. The animal control won't do anything about it so I took it into my own hands.
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i kissed my dog. not once. but almost every evening. i like the feeling of his tongue 2bad hes dead
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>>680047326
and thats illegal how?
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>>680044572
> be english
> it's 3am and this nigger decides to try my door handle to get in
> he does it again the next night and i catch a look at him
> i recognise him
> he keeps doing it for another 3 days
> on the next day i put a duvet on the kitchen floor and grab my air rifle
> air rifle is right on the power limit of UK law
> unlock the kitchen door
> lay on the duvet and wait for 4 hours in silence
> finally, handle moves and the door slowly opens
> aim at his lower abdomen and fire
> hear the telling thwack of an impact
> he turns and runs
> stayed away from my house after that

no idea what damage i caused to him but i'm sure it wasn't too serious. just a .22 in the gut at 12ft/lb.
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>>680047217
Kill em all, let God sort them out.
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attempted murder in a drug-induced haze. the fucker stole my phone after I let him call his mom on it, so I set out with a knife in my glove box looking for the black dude who matched the description, but I couldn't find the fucker or remember what he looked like, but I was ready to exact swift revenge on the methhead piece of shit.
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>>680047217

>This picture of a beret and hat should prove how much of a killer I am.
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>>680044572


there was this one time in {redacted}. where {redacted} and {redacted} set up some {redacted} and {redacted} the {redacted}.

Shit was so cash.

everyone was like "Never forgetting". Totally trolled.
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>>680047327
It is a municipal ordinance, not in USA.
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Grew loads of shrooms in the early 2000s and sold them

Trafficked drugs on deep web this decade

Stole Trinitite from military installation

Helped with the mfg of lsd in late 90s

Felony for 3rd degree burglary in early 90s

Sucks when you get caught!
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>>680047333
Meh, I needed the paperwork for my landlord as my keys were in it.
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>>680047178
I was hoping your sister was going to take a shit also next to yours
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>>680046833
Dubs confirm epic 30 minutes.
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>>680047584
>things that never happened
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>>680047464
oh its about illegal stuf, i thought it was eww-ljigav
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>>680047333
That isn't what that word means anon. Pay more attention in English tomorrow.
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>>680045641
So instead of getting his ass beat, that kid lost his dad instead? Sounds like the most reasonable course of action to me. Thanks for keeping us safe meathead.
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>>680047522
fucking shitposters man when will they ever leave
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>>680047503
and by that logic, while god sorts them out, you'll be in hell.
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>>680045641
>implying there's anything wrong with giving your child some discipline
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>>680047789
You're welcome.
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>>680046146
It definitely didnt happen ya retard
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once did cpr on a dna bc the fgt nurse forgot to put the fucking label on his bed. wasnt fun explaining the cracked ribs to next of kin
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I viewed a lot of illegal porn (cp, scat, beastiality) when I was too young to know it was illegal or unethical (I was around 13-14), but that stuff disgusts me now. My ex showed me some snuff, like decapitations and stuff that was kinda disturbing
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>>680044572
I posted a lie on the internet
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>>680044891
i straight up raped a dude
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>>680047841
>implying living everyday in a post 9/11 society isn't hell?
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>>680045166
kek
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>>680044572
raped my cousin when I was 13. Possibly killed someone in a fight when I was 22. Drug trafficking, some money laundering. Never caught, no record. Besides the occasional pot, haven't broken a law in about 10 years
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>>680047342
Very well. Hope it was merciful deaths. But I'm sure you did the anti freeze method.
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>>680044572
had a half-assed but occasionally-operational mdma lab in my appartment
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>>680044572
My father was an alcohol once.
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Smoked weed on a school night
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>>680047327
The Transit system isnt enjoyable if anything anon made the system more tolerable. Shouldnt of been fined imo.
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>>680044572
logged into my ex's FB and stole nudes she sent to her new BF
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Stole a golf cart from the security of a gated community and drove around showing off, was 14 at the time
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>>680047789

>Murica
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>>680045416
Why are you drinking Coca Cola with your nose
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>>680048044
how much does that shit pay?
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>>680048051
you sick fuck
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>>680044572
Geez I dunno. Running a red light? (As cyclist)
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I took off the sticker of my bed
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>>680048051
Same mine was vodka i drinked him i regret it to this day
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>>680047967
>9/11 society
name this society you speak of.
you cannot.
it doesn't exist.
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>>680045455
Top kek
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I smoked weed when I was 16, had my 1st drink when I was 15. I thought Khalua and Pepsi might be good, and it wasn't that great, did the job.
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>>680047943
Do tell
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>>680047584
>Stole trininite.

I went there too. Pretty lame tourist spot. Still very illegal.
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>>680047686
Ask me about any of them dumbfuck.

Substrate I grew the boomers on - vermiculite and brown rice flower

Site I was top seller on - Agora

Reason I got felony - my buddies and I broke into a school and stole a bunch of shit from the kitchen.

Just cuz you haven't lived doesn't mean others don't.
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>>680045847
What a mad man
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I illegally downloaded 500+ Rare Pepes
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>>680047841
Like I give a fuck. Hell isn't real anyway. It's just a saying anon.
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>>680048335
Ya and they watched me like a hawk. Just pretended to tie my shoe and got what I needed. Free hot gamma source for my school projects.
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nothing really bad. some pirating. some drugs. some fighting. some dui. kek, kinda reminds me that i once was so wasted that i fucking forgot where i parked my car... spent 3 days looking for it
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In 6th grade I stole a kid's iPod. Later that week he shot himself.

Not a day has gone that by I don't think about him.
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>>680048346
How much did the shrooms pay?
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I accidentaly the whole World Trade Center
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>>680045864
Did she like it?
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>>680044572
fucked a 14 yr old
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>>680048346
Nigga why the fuck you lying
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>>680048155
a kilo was worth like 16k back then, but like I said, it was half-assed so we couldn't make a kilo at a time, was in appt building so way too bait. Made little batches that we got a couple thousand here or there, but nothing impressive
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>>680046628
did you get caught?
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>>680048332
goota love the rape train. choo choo
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>>680047217
Ha!

Mine was doing a lot of drugs and selling them, so I could do more drugs for free.

I'm lucky I didn't get caught. I'm a normal contributing member now. Don't regret it though. It was fun before it got messy. :)
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Conspiracy and distribution of a few hundred pounds of marijuana, hundreds of extasy pills, a few ounces of Coke, a few grams of h, a pound of shrooms and a liter of pcp
>over my lifetime that is
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Petty fraud, identity theft, and conning. I used to scam beer companies for free beer, stole ID's and used them, and hacked my neighbors wifi to get free internet for like 4 years. I broke into a warehouse and defecated on the floor while drunk. I've driven high on molly a few times and nearly spun out on the highway. On the straight and narrow now though
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I signed up for Club Penguin without my parents permission
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>>680045775
But how'd y...
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>>680045847
you are the reason why public torrent is dead
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>>680048528
Exactly. They took all that shit out of site now, good luck finding any more not buried.
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>>680047912
just fucking kill urself. ive never said that and meant it
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I hacked the world.
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>>680048346
stop thinking you're cool and awesome because you've done these things

just because you've had a shit childhood and didn't grow up doesn't mean others haven't

also if you think that's "living" then you belong in a fucking care home you delusional cunt
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>>680048199
>Are you implying that damn near every 1st world nation on earth hasn't fucked over their people with the Patriot Act, or what ever you country's call their anti terror bullshit???

>Are you implying that there have not been 5 Terror attacks across the world in the last 3 days?

We live in a world where you can't carry an opened bottle of liquid on a plane, but you can buy a firearm in a gas station if you live in a part of the country that hates Muslims.
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>>680045847
fucking leech
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>>680048743
How do you scam companies for free beer
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its been 10 years and finally im going to say it since im anon on here

i once had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
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>>680044944
damn son how did you not get caught?
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>>680048199
the one where you think it's okay to have your internet usage constantly monitored and accept full-body scans at an airport. the one where every 24-hour news outlet is under the thumb of the corporate machine. the one keeps us fighting for crumbs while the rich let loaves go stale, then throw them away. the reckoning is coming.
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>at my high school
>watch "Boy in the striped pajamas" with class
>theres a jew named shmuel
>im jewish
>class calls me shmuel all day
>haha funny guys
>next day people call me shmuel
>everyone in school calls me shmuel
>even the teachers call me shmuel because they think i like it
>get called shmuel everyday until graduation
>principal shakes my hand as i walk across stage and says "im so proud of you shmuel!"
>instantly pissed the fuck off
>after graduation i go to the school elevator
>take a shit right in the middle
>nervous someone will be there when the elevator opens
>elevator opens and i try to get out in a hurry
>slip on the poop
>i fall backfirst into the shit
>shit stains all over the back of my shirt
>get up and haul ass out of the school
>in the school parking lot walking to my car non chalantly
>graduates are in the parking lot talking or having a party
>get to my car unnoticed
>open door and suddenly chad yells "SHMUEL!!! GET OVER HERE!!!!"
>turn and see him jogging over
>he pats me on the shoulder and says "gee shmuel you smell like shit!"
>punch him in the throat in rage
>he starts choking and falls on the ground
>people start noticing and run over to help
>get in my car and leave

never got in trouble but boy did i sweat those few days after
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>>680045455
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>>680044572
Robbed a house when I was a kid to feed sister.

Feel bad about it now that we are grown up but it did get us through winter.
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I once threw a glass coke bottle from a church tower down onto a crowded walking street.

Fortunately it hit a place where there weren't any people and nobody got hurt.
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>>680044572
Get dubs.
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>>680048620
When I grew them and sold them to friends I was yielding about two oz a week but I mainly traded them for other drugs and gave them out at parties. So social capital was high

When I trafficked them on Agora but didn't grow we made about 10k a month for the three months we did it. We offered a $5 1gram sampler which got us to the top fast on that market.

Happy to answer any questions guys. Growing shrooms was super fun
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>>680048395
YOU FUCKING MONSTER! I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL!
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>>680044572
I went on a porn website when I was 15
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>>680045775
Woah bro... Woah
>its just a prank bro
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I was young, driving at night. I shot a BB gun at a car on the highway going the opposite direction.

Didn't really aim, just pointed and shot. Car slammed on its breaks and skidded into the grass next to the highway. Not sure if it hit anything or not, since we were going opposite directions and each like 70+mph.

I'm pretty sure I hit the person in the face/neck, through the driver's window. No idea what happened to them. I feel bad now.

This was back in like 1997.
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in 5th grade me and my bestie started banging, then me and him both banged his lil sister. was balling. awesome summer.. all summer...
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>>680048999
ayyy trips
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>>680046252
You asshole. Someone actually stole one of these from me.
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stole a meme
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>>680044572
I watched a Disney film on Youtube
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>>680047217
Did you get those from preordering Call of Duty?
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>>680047584
>Stole Trinitite from military installation

That stuff is all on the collector's market now. WTF?
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>>680049063
fuck you
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I smoked and gave away weed.
I stole some candy.
I downloaded music.

The first is probably the most illegal.
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>>680048875
>We live in a world where you can't carry an opened bottle of liquid on a plane
>part of the country that hates Muslims.

Well muslims directly caused that so it seems warranted
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When i was underage I WATCHED PORN
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>>680049133
You sick bitch
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>>680045847
You worthless monster.
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>>680048667
a few k extra are a few k extra. guess if you make any more you sure af get caught sooner or later. bought a nice bmw off my extra cash. nobody ever asked how i could afford it
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>>680048979
Where did you get your starter kit
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>>680048746
UR GOIN TO JAIL SON!
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>>680048859
These are experiences I wouldn't trade anything for. It actually was about the science and thrill for me.
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Hardcore feminists might consider it rape, but I used to get anal in exchange for writing my gf an essay for school and she sometimes cried. Thinking back, I feel really bad about it, even though consent was there
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>>680048897
you sick sick son of a bitch

burn in hell please
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>>680048897


What was that like? Cold?
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>>680048913
Wew, Shmuel
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>>680046558
How much were you caught with?
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>>680049063
That was me... Holy shit
I'm parylzed from the waist down now
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>>680049331
it felt like i had killed a young child
i still have nightmares about it to this day
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>>680048843
uv never wanted someone to kill themselves and what he said makes him the guy? u have a brain right? you must be knew here faggot....
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>>680046957
no
it's joi-jah
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>>680048979
why don't you do it anymore? also, you should write a memoire. sounds like a dope life... 'cepth that felony. sounds pretty stupid to get caught on that, after the shit you did.
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I went 31 in a 30.
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>>680044572
I scammed an FBI guy out of $2000
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Using Rageblade on Tristana in LoL
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>>680049316
No pain, no gain.
She also learned 'opportunity cost'.
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>>680048859
>>680049297
fucking faggots....
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Threw my own feces onto some windows for funzies.
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>>680049258
I ordered it from the back of high times along with a book containing the method I used (PF Tek). This was 1999 though so it may be tougher now. You can also get spores from mushrooms you buy off the street if they have reached sexual maturity (were picked too late) and the umbrella has folded up on the cap (they are the little black spots)
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>>680048938
thre water bombs down onto a cyclist underpass when i was 10. surely two fuckers crashed. chased me for like 4 blocks until i finally got rid of them
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went really late to walmart one night with one of my best friends that also happened to be a drug dealer. long story short i witnessed a murder.
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>>680049209

Not agreeing or disagreeing just stating the facts. The world changed after 9/11.

>>680047862
Nothing wrong with discipline. Outright rage and abuse is another story. I guess his rage begat my rage.

>>680049179
Yeah Call of Duty 7 - Defending the fat neck beard ASPIE fucks so they can fap to traps and talk about their fedoras. Limited edition.
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>>680044572
Fucked two 14 years old.
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>>680044572
I killed my mothers exbf like a year ago and the body has never been found because its in a bag with concrete somewhere in a river in the Netherlands, zeeland. I am 18 years old
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>>680047522
Go away no one likes a Doubting Daniel
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>>680046433
Honestly i wouldn't give a toss if you beat anyone to an inch of their life for glaring at you too long but dogs. that shit is just sad, seek help man thats fucked up. a dog lives to love people and if they are bad then its because bad shit happened to them because of bad owners.
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>>680049756
Hi, this is Dan.
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>>680049484
no, not phonetically, you god damn hick "joi-jah" sounds like an outdated brooklyn accent from the '30's. but i would've also accepted "jah-oh-wa-jah", for the record.
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>>680048979
boy... 10k a month? how the hell would you launder that kind of money?
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>>680046516
$3k? Should have demanded more.
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>>680048906
We will prevail anon; and lay to waste the corrupt and treacherous.
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>>680048521
>Hell isn't real
>God sort them out. make your sorry cucked mind up anon ffs.
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>>680047789
Your welcome
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PRANK CALLER, PRANK CALLER
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poisoned someone with potassiumchloride
When i was 16
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>>680049756

"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction blah blah blah"
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>>680049500
I was only 15 when I got the felony so it didn't hurt me too much. I learned to not get caught at all costs.

I stopped growing them because of the hassle. When I finished college it was easy to make money legit. Now that I am back in school though I am thinking of growing again!!

I highly highly recommend people growing boomers if you have a little space and don't tell a fucking soul.
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>>680048897
sick fuck.
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>>680049565
fuck you Stixxay you boosted son of a bitch
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>>680048332
>thought he was gay
>wasnt gay. just really sissy.
>super pissed cuz it took me a long time to work up the courage to ask him .
>do it anyway. he was a little twink looking fucker, couldnt fight me at all

didnt even feel. he never told anyone and neither did i
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>>680045847
I've downloaded 3,755 torrents in total, and 89 got seeded by me. Took like 9 years.
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For free beer, it used to be as easy as calling the 1-800 number on the case and telling them the beer was musky, uncarbonated, or something and most of the time you get an apology letter in the mail and a coupon for a free 12-pack, 6-pack, or whatever. At one time, I had an entire binder full of apology notes addressed to different fake names I used. Some companies have started clamping down though, and they want you to send them samples of the bad beer, or they won't issue full case coupons, but I'd say I prob scammed around 50 free cases of beer.
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>>680044572
I once took a pen from the bank on accident.
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>>680050013
I've only used it in normals so far.
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>>680044572
pee in the shower
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>>680048906
>waiting on that 'name'
>inb4 you dont give a fuck.
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>>680045823
not quite true, google people convicted through 4chan, faggot.
These days they track your IP and if you tell a convincing story of a recent local crime, chances are 4chan will get you to jail. Whether you invented it or not will be irrelevant, all that matters is how close you got to the actual crime in your storytelling. It happened before
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>>680045641
>interfering with parenting
Where do you get off?
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>>680049952
It's just a saying. Maybe read my post faggot.
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>>680044572
i saved a rare pepe
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>>680049970
*You're
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>>680049906
We had a guy that would buy our bitcoin for pure cash at %20 rake. I had to split the 10k with my partner. Only did it three months to get quick cash and then we had a couple shipments that we tracked that got intercepted we think. Called it quits immediately. We shipped uSPs priority
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>>680049952
>messing up a green text like a cunt
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I raped a girl in my school, then severally bashed her, then a girl walked in , went in the cubical, did the same.

they both moved out.
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>>680044572
I used to frequently remove lightswitches from the walls in middle school with wire cutters and a screwdriver i kept in my pocket

still have a few but idk where

will post a timestamp if i can find some
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>>680045167
Fuck you I did five and a cocaine
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>>680045641
>Killing Sandnigger
>Illegal....
top kek
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>>680048885

" hey accidentally the whole rack of beers was really putrid " >- send to beerboss -< recieve free beer per mail
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>>680049732
same time or just bodycountt?
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>>680050322
>admits fucked up a green text
whilst dying, waiting on a worthy comeback.
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>>680044572
I traded some ketamine for a batch of illegal fireworks & a tupperware of 2C-I. I was driving without a license or insurance and the same day I wore a $300 cowboy hat out of a store. The whole time I was high on a cocktail of codeine syrup, xanax & IV cocaine.
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>>680046808
Alpha as fuck
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>>680044572
hit my wife
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>>680044572

IP Trace me if you can FBI...
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>>680050286
>Where do you get off?

Usually in my bedroom thinking of slipping my tube steak in your sister.
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>>680050342
wtf u fucking autistic mother fucker
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>>680046252
I FEEL YOU BROTHER
small green text story
>be me
>be a kid(idk what age so w/e)
>ask friend to see his pokemon binder during recess
>slip blazkin in pocket
>no one saw
>kid freaks out 10 minutes later because blazkin is missing
>oshit.jpg
>he never suspected it was me
also lost my old card binder probably donated it to goodwill accidentally
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>>680049604
I strictly like pussy but thanks for your input.
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>>680047217
Tell us moar. That can't be the only thing you did while in the sandbox.
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Took down a website
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>>680045641
how did the kid react?
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>>680046739
Still illegal, faggot.
>reported
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>>680049710
let me guess, not only did u not turn him in cus ur a wet nose, ball licking nigger lover.. but u also think u partook in hood shit, mainly due to the clearly apparent fact that ur a wet nose, ball licking nigger lover?? am I close?
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>>680049991
god bless. don't have the space or i would.
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Hosted a drug deal
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>>680050531
fuck ya bro. what is 2C-I?
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>>680049257
ole u r 1 cheeky cunt m8
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>>680050627
why else would i be on 4chan idiot
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20 years ago and 32 days ago, i ...

i once had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
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got some dynamite sticks for new years from a demolition budy. shit was cash. then 911 happened. no more fun now... fucking mudslimes
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>>680050217
The United Sates of America. Land of the Free, Home of the Whopper.
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>>680050612
You better read her a bedtime story first.
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