Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]
RandomArchive logo

> ITT : advice you can give younger fags based on your mistakes

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 308
Thread images: 41
File: oo.gif (1 MB, 245x250) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
oo.gif
1 MB, 245x250
> ITT : advice you can give younger fags based on your mistakes / choices.
>>
>>680042544
>checked
have a bump
>>
>>680042638
Check again .
>>
>>680042837
rip
>>
>>680042837
eat shit and die nigger whore
>>
>>680042924
If dubs i wont
>>
This thread is now over
>>
Don't be annoying faggot like OP
>>
>>680043051
Nice
>>
>>680043051
looks like its time to fuck off, and these TRIPS will be a display of my power
>>
>>680043225
god fuck
>>
>>680043155
checked
>>
dont think education alone gets you anywhere. If you are lazy in general you better learn how to make burgers at burgerking
>>
I love drugs, but don't take benzos recreationally. They turn you into an unstoppable being of pure ego and chaos.
>>
>>680043295
Speak from experience?
>>
>>680042544
Just because you can't find any good horror movies does not mean eating a bottle of Benadryl is a good idea.
>>
>>680042544
Never put more effort into any relationship than the other party. If they dont want to put in effort, you shouldnt.
>>
abuse that bitch
she deserves
>>
>>680043307
Basically me off drugs. Don't need em' then.
>>
being happy is living in the present and finding strength and inspiration inside yourself, no one else
>>
>>680042544
dont be a scared little bitch when it comes to pursuing women. You got to get out of your comfort zone and deal with a little rejection. Its so much easier said than done, I know. but I learned this lesson at 21 and if I knew at 16, I wouldve pounded so much tight teen pussy...
>>
>>680043449
> common sense
>>
>>680043634
> confidence is key

So basically super confidence got you mad pussy ?
>>
Don't spend much time at the pc
go to social events even if you don't like the people
Forgive who wants to be forgiven
Be friend to as many people as you can
>>
>Start working out when 16+ y.o. Or do Sport
>dont fap everday
>>
>>680043906
Why not fap everyday ?
>>
Don't drink and drive
>>
>>680044000
Your loads are bigger, it feels better, you can spend endless hours that you probably spend searching porn
>>
>>680043824
this, so much this.
I'm 21 and fucking, THIS.
>>
>>680044000

some wierd tedx talk shit about studies that show hen you fap everyday to mad ass "cockhero" vids your brain starts to change and you stop want that madasstightteenpussy so bad anymore. kinda hypocrite to get all these immigrants here without showing them the grace to internet porns
>>
File: image.jpg (2 MB, 3264x2448) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
2 MB, 3264x2448
Like above start working out around 17. Honestly it was the best thing I did. Ten years later I can't even walk the streets in the summer without Beeps lol.

Pic related me on my off time.
>>
>>680042544
Don't do it. You know what I'm talking about.
>>
>>680043774
yes, indeed it did (I am married now). But its not simply confidence. For me at least, there was a fear of rejection that I just covered up by thinking/acting like 'girls are so stupid.....they are only good for pussy'. In reality, I was just scared that they would say no and that I would feel bad about myself. Its so gay to be scared of that and yet I was...
>>
>>680044434
Good job fam. Ripped/10
>>
>>680044434
5/10 face , your body is the only thing going good for you buddy .
>>
>>680044434
>dreads
>white
>thinks he's in any position to give advice
>>
Dont do drugs (alcohol, cigs, weed is ok). All my friends who started with this shit are losers by now (I'm 28 yo)
>>
>>680044434
That's after 10 YEARS of lifting?? I'm doomed.
>>
>>680044283
Only faggots use this in that context. 21? Kill yourself, the world can't sustain your spineless, mainstream cuck pollution any longer
>>
>>680044668
I can feel the jelly coming out of your keys buddy
>>
never burn bridges
>>
>>680044474
Do it. You know what I'm talking about.
>>
>>
>>680044434
They're beeping at you bc you're a grown man with dreadlocks dickhead, not because you have a chest.
>>
>>680042544
You are not to eat the parsley garnish
>>
don't try so hard to be cool. just be yourself, faggot.
>>
File: 1448235035062.jpg (138 KB, 500x430) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1448235035062.jpg
138 KB, 500x430
>>
>>680045076
looks like tom hanks
>>
>>680044818
Hey ! I'm not your buddy , guy.
>>
>>680043634
What do you mean "get out of your comfort zone"? What do I have to do fam.
>>
>>680045185
>>
File: dorn.jpg (33 KB, 389x412) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
dorn.jpg
33 KB, 389x412
>>680044434
>he wears crystal necklaces

all that lifting misalign your chakras or something?
>>
>>680043774
You still have to follow the first two rules of dating though. If you never shower, brush your teeth, dress like an autist, etc. Then no amount of confidence will get you laid.

If you are at least average looking, clean, and confident you can get girls easily.
>>
Don't touch harder drugs; stick with weed. Date based on personality before looks, otherwise you'll just be miserable. Think before you speak. Money and status only make you happy to an extent. "behind every successful person is a pack of haters" but "don't let the bastards grind you down" Also don't give any fucks about stereotypes or what people think and you'll be a lot happier. Don't drink and drive even once; if you're caught the year without a license and money you have to shell out will be a bitch; take it from me
>>
>get kids when you're young
>when they are adult you still have a life left
>don't marry or settled down too soon at all. The world is filled with amazing puss
>confidence and aloofness to women is like what tits and ass are to men
>>
Never get into a relationship with a girl who doesn't love to suck your dick, and swallow.

Never attempt to keep a relationship going if you aren't sexually compatible.
>>
Never stick your dick in crazy
Don't try a serious relationship with a woman ten years your elder
Long-distance relationships are a waste of time and emotions
>>
>>680045650
how do i bang a woman 10 years my elder though
>>
>>680045616

>Never get into a relationship with a girl who doesn't love to suck your dick

But my dad told me never to marry anyone who loves to give blowjobs
>>
File: cute bear.jpg (8 KB, 300x300) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
cute bear.jpg
8 KB, 300x300
don't be afraid to make the first move..
>>
File: 1455476764454.jpg (745 KB, 1536x2048) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1455476764454.jpg
745 KB, 1536x2048
Go out, socialise even if you're ugly, there are easy girls that will make it easy to you to bang them, because they want it too. Good fucking skills require practice, don't let your future you have less sexual experience than your future gf, because that will make you feel shit.
The girl you're looking for is not the one that stands out, but the exact opposite. They also have complex, use it.
>>
take the whole bottle at once. if you take them one at a time you'll pass out before you get to where you need to be
>>
>>680045615
>Don't marry or settle down to soon
>Have kids young

Fuck ur advice is shitty
>>
don't drink a bottle of gin and tell that random guy at the bar about how the holocaust isn't real
>>
>>680043449
>>680044848
>>680045616
>>680045650

Never start an advice with " never "
>>
Dont blow all your money on cars when your young. Cars are depreciating assets and you WILL lose money.
>turn 18, get good paying job
>Have roughly 20k a year to spend that isnt going to bills
>Buy and sell the max limit of cars my state allows a year without being a car dealer which was 5
>Buy a nice car, drive for a few months, sell, lose 1-4k each time
>Maintain the cars so some of the loss is just from not buying an idealy maintained car and then fixing it
>This continues for a little over 2 years, becomes addiction
>Buy truck for 9k cause i want a diesel bro truck
>First week it shits the bed 8k to fix it. Fuck my life, all my savings gone, worst feeling ever

i wish i kept the reliable decent suv i had in high school, had i been smart id have easily 50k in the bank or invested, learn from me
>>
shake it twice, you're clean. shake it three times, you're just playing with it.
>>
Stop caring.
>>
>>680042544
Never blow your nose while taking a shit
>you're welcome
>>
>>680045190
Hey! i'm not your guy, friend
>>
>>680043386
I can speak from semi experience. Only place I figured I could get a job was flipping burgers because all other menial shit bored me to death, to the point where I refused to work. Cooking was my calling. I was still too lazy to learn it properly.

Now hoping to join the military and do somethin exciting at least. Dont give a shit if I die, as long as it's in a warzone
>>
>>680046351
>turn 18, get a good paying job
how?
>>
File: 1460813235883.png (35 KB, 974x908) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1460813235883.png
35 KB, 974x908
>>680046310

BUT........ BUT......... BUT....... IT ISNT
>>
>>680046561
wanna give me some cooking tips before you get shot?
>>
Don´t get back with an ex. no matter how much you miss her. You broke up for a reason. 2 weeks in you´ll remember that.
>>
>>680046667
i know it isn't but people don't want to hear it, you'll get barred from your local
>>
>>680046565
its not what you know its who you know in this world sadly.

But it was a tech internship that turned to a full position after the summer, was great cousin totally got me hooked up
>>
Choose your friends wisely. Smart go getter friends are better than deadbeat druggie losers.
>>
>>680046707
>coat bread with butter
>grab cheese
>put cheese on uncoated side of bread
>sandwich bread and cheese together
>cook in frying pan
>enjoy grilled cheese
>laugh maniacally cuz cooking skillz
>profit
>>
>>680046923

you forgot

>???
>>
>>680046707
heh, I wasn't the head cook or anything. I cleaned, fried shit, sliced donner and shit like that.

The guy who owned the place was amazing at pizza making though. He did some crazy technique where you grab a ball of dough and spin the shit out of it until it becomes a flat pancake shape and that's your base, perfect every time. Thin layer of tomato sauce, cheese, toppings, in the oven at 400F (I think) for 20-25 mins and it's done.

But bro, the only thing I can really advise you on is how to clean the fryers and scrub items
>>
File: fliz-uni.jpg (23 KB, 495x363) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
fliz-uni.jpg
23 KB, 495x363
1. don't get married
2. don't have kids
3. invest
4. stay single and have fun
5. don't go to prison - no felonies, ever. they wreck your life
6. stay loyal to your friends and family
7. take it easy, let the bs slide off you and don't take life so seriously
>>
>>680042544
Get into drugs before you try to kill yourself. It was the best decision I ever made, If you're going to die, seeing what it's like to be happy just might give you something to live for, even if a normal person would consider it a terrible option to turn to.
>>
Kill your self before it gets too bad
>>
>>680047016
>?????
?????
>>
>>680043449
What if they put in all that they're possible of giving?
What if you simply enjoy doing good things for other people?
My girlfriend is mentally ill. Or was. Warned me when i first went into the relationship. She was self-harmer and liked to do S&M with guys via skype. Didn't trust her for first 2 months after we first met up when it was long distance again. I came back for her and she stopped everything and it's been 4 months. Last time she self-harmed was 2 months ago.

She realized she would rather have one guys attention who knows her better than anybody else than a bunch of guys that don't know her at all.
>>
>>680044434

You look exactly the way people envision smelly hipsters do.
>>
After high school/college it's all downhill.
>>
>>680042544
Don't get anyone pregnant. Do cocaine.
>>
I'm about to turn 25

•I wish I had waited a couple of years to go to college. The idea that you could know what you want to do and invest tens of thousands of dollars into it at the age of 18, especially when you've been preoccupied with school your whole life is ridiculous. It wasn't until I started working different jobs and actually exploring different hobbies during my freetime (something I had 0 of while I was in school) that I really realized what I wished I had studied in college.

•Always be uncomfortable. There are few things more dangerous than staying in your comfort zone. Don't want to talk to that girl at the bar? Go talk to her. Don't want to ask your boss for a raise or promotion? Ask. Don't want to talk to your parents' friend who is the director of the graduate school you want to go to? Talk to him and ask how you can get in. The main way you will progress in life is by stepping out of your comfort zone and asking for things you don't want to ask for.
>>
>>680047049

kinda this
>>
File: 1460509063768.gif (4 MB, 437x246) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1460509063768.gif
4 MB, 437x246
>>680047082
>this
>just kill yourself as soon as possible
>>
If you are a homosexual just deal with it, dont lie to some poor girl.
>>
>>680042544
Don't lick a giraffe's anus unless you have a step ladder
>>
>>680047087

its

>????
>profit
>>
>>680047314
I got a step father
>>
>>680042544
Don't eat it if it looks dead.
use the pinky test if it doesn't look dead.
never fuck a chick in the ass then switch to the pussy. (do this in reverse order. fish, then gravy)
and never fuck a fat chick.

>trust me i Have AIDS and 15 fat kids
>>
>>680047317
??????
>?????????
??????
>?????????
iknow
>>
>>680042544
Don't ever hold back on asking someone out even if it's a good friend.
>>
>>680042544
I'm literally watching this episode
>>
File: 1460558134739.jpg (569 KB, 1280x1707) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1460558134739.jpg
569 KB, 1280x1707
>>680047477

obviously not
>>
Don't take her back. Trust your instincts
>>
>>680047537
Mah nigga
>>
17 and about 30 pounds overweight, I can keep a conversation pretty well with girls, though. Should I start lifting or at this point should I just not give a shit and give up?
>>
>>680047485
Don't bother with life.
>>
>>680047485
Fucking this. And actually try in high school.
>>
Don't get caught ordering weed on the dank web
>>
>>680047626

you dont even started and talk about giving up, KYS
>>
Don't doubt yourself so much..., your insecurities are your biggest enemy most days, know that even a fucking moron can land a job as a supervisor some where just by trying (trust me I've worked for them) , I've seen fat guys with hair lips pull girls just by trying... Might have to try harder than fuck boy Chad over there but it's not impossible, and hold on until you hit your stride, it wasn't until I hit 30 that I grew into my features and had extra spending money and started getting pussy regularly... Girls I fuck now wouldn't have touched my dick with a ten foot pole when I was a teenager I know this
>>
>>680047546
wow u really are one nitpicking douche aren'tcha? fuicking get over it already. why you feel the NEED to comment on how you THINK i forgot something is fucking appalling. this isn't youtube fucker.
>>
>>680042544
Watch this show and you'll go far in life
>>
>>680047674
What if
>>
File: 1445384667739.jpg (121 KB, 1024x682) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1445384667739.jpg
121 KB, 1024x682
The reason why girls go for douchebags and not for nice guys is because douchebags are loud and confident while 'nice guys' are quiet and introverted/shy - the biggest turn-off for women. You think you're a 'nice guy' but actually, you're a little bitch.
>>
File: image.jpg (884 KB, 2448x3264) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
884 KB, 2448x3264
If a person threatens to kill themselves over you/to get you to do something let them.

Worse case is they live and try something else crazy.

If they die then whatever the problem was is no longer an issue.
>>
Should you stay with your long time girlfriend if your young? Are you missing out?
>>
>>680046565
Not poster. But here's how I did it.
>be me, 18 yr old fuck off who took 5 years to graduate hs. (I didn't drop out though!)
>be working dead end quick serve restaurant life.
>19 now. No direction, living on tips. Be tired of the bullshit.
>look for high paying jobs, part time doesn't matter..work two.
>get job at shipping company part time package handler 9.50/HR and they offer benefits after time.
>work hard. Good to have a work ethic.
>stuck with it...fast forward 3 years. >Been working same pt position. Waiting for next level.
>apply for promotion. Got next level
>pay bump 12.50 an hour full time.
>work hard. Good to have a work ethic
>fast forward a year
>apply for promotion
>got job next level.
>made 38k last year with a HS diploma.

26 years old. Working to qualify for the next level. The next level will start around 60k a year.
>>
>>680044848
What?

Like Jeff Bridges, or Madison County type?

Seriously, I need to know, I've got Jeff Bridges tied up here in the middle of bridge in Madison County and I've just emptied a can of gas over his head
>>
>>680044434
fitfag here, you look like you strictly benched every other day for 10 years and did nothing else.
>>
>>680042544
>stay away from drugs
>pay your bills on time
>don't quit a job without a plan
>take care of your car
>fuck people that make you feel unwanted
>don't get drunk for more than one day in a row
>don't fuck a woman that you know you wouldn't want to raise a kid with
>don't jerk it too often
>own a good pair of boots and oil them
>learn how to shoot
>have unpretentious tastes

What I have for now.
>>
>>680047891
Usually I'd say something smart to this and call you a faggot, but if you love her stay with her, if not fuck that bitch and move on
>>
>>680047105
dude...you're talking to yourself. that shit you're in is good for a minute, but 4 months is nothing. she has a comfort zone--and you are not it. prepare yourself for the real future and it might have a chance, but if you keep telling yourself "she's changed" you are in for a lot of pain and anguish.

the best predictor of future behavior...is past behavior. all the signs you need to see what's in store for you are already there plain as day; however, you are the one who decides which ones to pay attention to.
>>
File: joker_this.gif (446 KB, 300x186) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
joker_this.gif
446 KB, 300x186
>>680047878
>>
File: 1460043686623.gif (1 MB, 400x224) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1460043686623.gif
1 MB, 400x224
>>680047811

why u mad then, bruh?
>>
>>680045650
For fucks sake, you couldn't have said that before I had 2 kids?
>>
File: 1460571284228.jpg (65 KB, 570x845) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1460571284228.jpg
65 KB, 570x845
>>680044434
>dreadlocks

I hope you drop the bar on your throat
>>
>>680042544
stop being an edgy faggot and just go to class. Do something worthy of scholarships so you aren't shitting out student loan debt for years to come
>>
>>680048090
do i take the fifth one literally?
>>
>>680047220
excellent points, totally agree. just turned 34, wished I'd have waited a few more years to go to college (and I went at 23 after 4 years in military)
>>
>>680042544
Don't wait around to do shit, just do it now before it's too late.
>>
>>680042544
I'm relatively succesful,(95k last year).

34 yo male, single.

Best advice finish college mates. I got two associates degrees cause I was poor as shit and couldn't afford my BS out of pocket, got carried away with my career as soon as I started making 60k a year thought I was en route to easy street.

If I had my BS or even MS right now I'd be clearing 120k a year in an executive position no question.

Also, take fucking risks they don't all pay off, but the ones that do can pay off big so long as they're calculated. Most people will die wage slaves, so don't forget life outside of work. If there's no balance you'll regret the fuck out of it.

Also, don't fall for the fucking paradigm, marriage and families are great but 9/10 of the people pushing you to do this shit don't consider how much it costs. Wait until you have the means to go down this path in life if ever.

I'm sure children are rewarding, but all the adults I know that have kids work twice as hard as I do, and I'm way beyond needing the philosophical rewards of progeny. I spend my freetime conquering new vistas of personal development, and I don't fucking regret a bit of it. When you've got kids you're easily seeing the brighter side of things so that you don't go insane. Not saying don't do it, just saying take your time with shit. Same with marriage. Anything that's worth the commitment is worth taking your time with. DONT EVER RUSH THIS IMPORTANT SHIT.
>>
>>680048272
Ohh shit, that's a new kind of boner, nice anon
>>
>>680042544
Learn a technical trade

Seriously even if you don't enjoy it. I'm currently a maintenance tech. fresh out of technical college and make great money and am not in debt in the slightest.

It seems like my life completely changed when I became a tech. I had time to work out, go to social events, meet girls etc. People also constantly seek my advice for engineering type shit it's boss man

It's crazy how the tech field is dying. We're going to need all kind of techs especially in maintenance in these next coming years. I would advice you to seek a trade in the tech field mane
>>
> Learn how to eat pussy. It helps a lot if you only have an average dick.
> Don't be afraid of get a no. In any circumstance
> Don't share your real opinion with anyone but your closest friends. Hell, sometimes, not even your close friends.
> Go work with whatever the fuck you like, not what "gives money" or what your parents want. You'll only waste your time and be miserable.
> Life is shit. Get used to it. Enjoy the little things.
> If you spend a single month without watching any porn you'll realise you don't actually need it. You'll also probably get more confident around girls and start seeing beauty where you couldn't before (remember that film where Jack Black saw fat, ugly girls as hot godesses? Kinda like that)
> Don't chastise yourself because you couldn't accomplish something you promised to yourself. It happens to literally everyone, even the most successful people. Everytime you feel sad about it, it only drags you further to depression and to failure. Start congratulating yourself for the good things you do instead of punishing the bad things.
> Learn how to dress well
>>
>>680047878
Yep. Reminds me of how much of a faggot I was in high school
>>
Regardless of how shitty your job is and how much you have saved, don't quit until you line up another.
>>
>>680048272
because you think you're the fucking moderator of all things 4chan. fuck outta my face with your bullshit. go correct some middle schooler on youtube about the proper usage of your and you're then if that's what you want. but you fucking check yourself on here buddy, cuz you don't know half of what you think you know
>>
How long does it take to go from a fatass to being moderatively fit working out and eating okayish?
>>
>>680047626
start working out now, when the first results are gonna show you'll get a great boost in confidence and it's going to feel great
>>
>>680048413
>Most people will die wage slaves, so don't forget life outside of work. If there's no balance you'll regret the fuck out of it.
>>
>>680048385
No.
>>
>>680042544

1) Doing whatever you want isnt all that it's cracked up to be
2)You don't always have to be right.
3) Don't do stupid shit unless you have an airtight alibi.
>>
>>680048458
Stationary engineer is the way to go, or steamfitter
>>
>>680044434
9/10
would let you smash my sister.
>>
File: 1460812500028.jpg (116 KB, 700x466) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1460812500028.jpg
116 KB, 700x466
>>680048529
well, i know that i know nothing.
>>
>>680048666
satan checked
>>
Tipsy is best. The drunker you get after tipsy, the more you regret it.
>>
>>680048577
Cool, hopefully I can kick my ass into doing it. Thanks.
>>
>>680048090
What are the boots for?
How can a taste become unpretentious?
>>
>>680048666
Wanted to call you faggot but Satan told me not to
>>
>>680048716
half of nothing is still nothing.
>>
>>680046565
Depends on who you know, I only have a high school degree got led into working IT at a data center at 20, now I'm 25 and make 26 an hour.
>>
>>680047897
tfw i will have a PhD by 26 and still not be earning as much as you
>>
>>680047878
There's a difference between introverted and shy.

Introverted is fine, shy is not.

"Nice" guys aren't actually nice. They're nice to women because they think they'll get something out of it, then complain and bitch when they don't.
>>
>>680047891
if you are happy with her then yes.
>>
>>680048170
But the best predictor of future behavior is not past behavior. There is no predictor. People change all the time. I'm the perfect example of such. Plus once you spend 4 months with someone every single day as much as you possibly can it's different. And I am in her comfort zone as she has told me everything bad about her past up to when she was a kid before all of it. Something that she hasn't told anyone else.

I believe every body has a base of who they are. Anything else can go and come. The base of someone is how they act over various serious situations. I've seen enough of hers to see that all the shit before was nothing more than a habit.
>>
>>680048817

thats my point. you got it, great
>>
>>680048499
> If you spend a single month without watching any porn you'll realise you don't actually need it. You'll also probably get more confident around girls and start seeing beauty where you couldn't before (remember that film where Jack Black saw fat, ugly girls as hot godesses? Kinda like that)
Doesn't that just basically mean you're so desperate for pussy that you'll hit anything that moves though?
>>
set long term goals for yourself and actively work on them
>>
File: Gabourey.jpg (52 KB, 440x400) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Gabourey.jpg
52 KB, 440x400
>>680047105
One word m8

RUN

Seriously, run, and don't turn around
>>
File: 1459732518881.gif (676 KB, 381x522) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1459732518881.gif
676 KB, 381x522
>>680047975
That's pretty uncalled for, man.
>>
>>680048499
why not share my opinion? It's my masterpiece, i've been working on it in all the hours i'm not going out
>>
>>680048771
Not him but Im assuming you're male. If you are, then you should get some good boots and do more outdoor work. Good for body and soul.

Unpretentious taste = tastes that you actually have. Don't pretend to like something. Like what you like.
>>
>>680047891
every relationship is different, anon. Don't be taking advice from people who literally have one sentence's worth of background on your romance life.
>>
>>680042544
pay the water bill
>>
>>680043449
What if your partner is Gianna Michaels?
>>
>>680048458
What about taking something like Mechanical Engineering and going into the Aerospace industry because you have connections/investors?
With the goal of starting a company by the age of at least 25?
>>
If your friends want to do something illegal, leave and make new friends.

Source: multiple felon
>>
>>680048998
good thing you think you have something of worth. now let's try a working brain stem and ability to shut the fuck up.
>>
>>680047379
Yes, good idea, lick his anus instead
>>
>>680047878
no, not this...girls go for all kinds of dudes, you just get butthurt about douchebags. plenty of nice guys do just fine but they don't sit on the sidelines. they aren't afraid of rejection and don't come across as desperate. get used to being rejected, and get used to treating women like you'd treat your buddy who is a decent person half the time but does some stupid shit the other half the time. women are just human beings, and the sooner you get that through your thick head the sooner you'll start talking to more people in general and through that process eventually find yourself blindsided by someone awesome.
>>
DUIs are a bitch
>>
>>680042544
you see that negative number in your bank account?
it's not good you dumb faggot
>>
>>680049242

kay, you win, much manly
>>
>>680042544
Don't have sex, Women can file for rape charges against you and ruin your life.

Consent doesn't matter in America anymore, it's all about protecting women.
>>
It's OK to be gay, but stop being such insufferable faggots.
>>
>>680049075
Hm i'll try to remember. I gotta move out of my parents place first but in 2 weeks im hanging out in south america for 3.5 months so im not able to work on anything right now. When you're a procrastinator like me it's hard to keep real tastes/hobbies though.
>>
>>680042544
> Nice guys don't finish last, but you need more than that
> confidence goes over everything
> dress like a man not like a boy (at least when you're 25+)
> behave like a man, take the decisions, give her the feeling she has power but actually has none
> if you're more into her than she is into you you will fail
> if you find the one keep her (rare)
> don't play games with your close friends and family, you will lose
>>
>>680048333
TRIPS OF TRUTH
>>
>>680049385
not about being manly, faggot. but apparently you wouldn't know the first thing about that either
>>
The one and only advice that should never be forgotten these DAYS

WRAP IT UP, WEAR A CONDOM, PROTECT YOUR WILLIE, YOURSELF, AND ALL THE FUTURE BITCHES YOU'LL BANG YOU SPLENDID MOTHERFUCKER
>>
>>680047897
nice dude! all that cash and no student debt holding you down. wish I was in your shoes, bud.
>>
Don't date a nigger
>>
>>680049502

so calling someone you know nothing about a faggot is manly? i see i really do know nothing. faggot.
>>
>>680046465
Hey! I'm not your friend, buddy.>>680046561
>>
>>680047049
wow thats some deep shit anon i think this would help a lot of suicidal people
>>
>>680049411
I call bullshit. Just don't get her drunk and be sure she's of age and has bragged to her friends about the stuff she's going to do to you in bed. Which by the way they all do.
>>
>>680049641
>being this mad cuz i called you a faggot
>mainly to distract from your nonexistent argument
yeah, you're done
>>
>>680049464

>if you find the one keep her.(rare)

This is very true, even if she is miles away make sure you keep in contact with each other.
>>
>>680043295
thats not true. Get a science or engineering degree and you can be lazy because your boss needs you too much
>>
File: 1459377630371.jpg (81 KB, 667x1000) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1459377630371.jpg
81 KB, 667x1000
>>680042544
If you join the military, DO NOT quit. Seriously. Whatever feelings you're having or doubts, keep them to yourself. Life is shit out here.
>>
>>680049791

youre the mad one here, pal
>>
>>680049303
well duh no shit plenty of normal people get girlfriends. I was adressing the delusional weebs who call themselves 'nice guys' like it automatically gives them self-worth or whatnot.
>>
>>680049303
why are u on 4chan then instead of getting some pussy
>>
>>680049462
I know how you feel exactly man. I've bought some self help books and willpower guides and stuff like that. (procrastinated on reading them too :C). But there is a very good TedX talk you should watch my friend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp7E973zozc

It helped me do work even if just for 2 days. But you gotta keep it going. Good luck man, and have fun in south america. Don't smuggle any cocaine :P
>>
>do not underestimate the relief you can get from leaving your parent's home
>If you haven't got friends, search in a different place. People attract people of their own kind, you might just be surrounded by people who all not share your interests etc
>Dont work in a restaurant in the summer unless you're desperate. You'll miss everything of it and boom it's autumn
>>
>>680046310
i did that at a party hahaha
>>
File: 1441168218666.jpg (15 KB, 400x400) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1441168218666.jpg
15 KB, 400x400
>>680043295
Making burgers ain't easy.

Well if you are a line cook at a restaurant that isn't fast food anyways...
>you get to work
>no take out boxes for anything
>line is not stocked
>there is no prep from today
>dinner rush at 5:30
>a bunch of rezzos
>a bunch of take out pizza/steaks/fish/so on
>friend is an hour late for work
>i get paid 13.50CAD for this?
>fuck my life.
>tfw
>>
>>680047017
wait so you cleaned dirty dishes and made french fries and you somehow think cooking is your calling?

You're whats wrong with America. I mean a delusional manchild who can only conceptualize what might be possible, but never actually takes any real steps to get there. You dream about being some renowned chef but that's all it is, a dream, while you scrub pots and pans and end up joining the fucking useless military instead because it's easy to go sign your name and take the physical.

I hate the military but I'm scared as fuck at the thought of all of the pathetic babies who go sign up since they think it's a free ride. There used to be pride in joining the military, it was the patriotic thing to do for strong able-bodied men. Now it's some quick an easy solution to every depressed kids problems. Makes me fucking sick.
>>
i have no interest in relationships at all
am i missing out on something important or will i have a better life fucking bitches?
>>
>>680048413
As someone seriously older than you

>have kids before you're 40

All the women that will be left will be the dregs of what's left

After seeing my feckless friends shirk kids, they regret it now they're old and have no one to give a shit about them.

Oh, and in case you're thinking 'I can have kids anytime that I want, even when I'm 60'. Yea, well, those same guys are being systematically divorced by the Russian hookers they married

>you're welcome
>>
>>680049020
fuck anon i'll be fine. she's socially inept irl and incredibly clingy. If she does anything again i'll fuck bitches on the side. I like the feeling of having a clingy GF
>implying i didn't when i found out what she was doing.
>>
>>680042544
> drugs needs to be used solely recreational (ALL drugs incl. alcohol)
> learn to cook, wash, iron and clean
> know who you are (perhaps make some personality test if you're unsure)
> know your weaknesses and strenght, act accordingly
> pussy is more aquirable than you think
> try to work in a job you like even if it's paid a little less
> study something you like, STEM goes over all
> travel with your spare money, don't be afraid to travel alone. Later you may not ahve chances any more.
> be hones to your close friends/family. Fake for everyone else, fuck them.
>>
>>680050382
what if you have loads of money, are charming, and still attractive/fit in your 40's thus you can get a 20 year old whos dream is to be a house wife?
>>
>>680047220
I have about a month and a half left of Uni and I can't fucking wait to leave so I can get back home and get whatever the fuck job.

I've done a film Degree, I guess I don't really regret it as I wouldn't know what else I would have done, but the University itself I fucking hate, and its made me want to avoid the film industry for a little while.

I wish I hadn't put up with my girlfriend(when I was 19-21)'s shit for so long and focused on my studies and friends. I also wish I never spent so fucking long mourning over her dumping me.

Funnily enough writing this down has made me realise I don't have quite as many life changing regrets as I thought I did
>>
>>680049695
Not bullshit, I was called to the police station about a month after we slept together and I was told I had raped her. Went to court later and had to spend a few days locked up and go to group therapy for a bit over a year.

Only reason I wasn't hit with the bureaucratic bitch smack is because I didn't use force or physically harm her.
>>
>>680050173
Thanks m8 i'll start watching.
This article is nice waitbutwhy.com/2013/10/why-procrastinators-procrastinate.html (and the whole website has alot of nice articles)

I'll try not to smuggle. Most important thing is to survive my transfer in Caracas. Nah jk i wont leave the airport so that's not that scary. But yeah you gotta force yourself. What i'm gonna do when i move out is take guitar lessons so i am forced to practice. You're forced to clean your house, forced to get groceries and cook. But yeah i think we have to accept our nature and adept our lives to that.
>>
>>680049950
yea i was mad. about things i've already fucking explained. so if you don't get it, it's not my fucking problem. and if this is you're pathetic attempt at trolling when you've done nothing but go in a circle then i would sincerely suggest that you retire your online persona as "that guy" and seriously just try to actually talk to people online instead of constantly looking for a correction to make so you can look like "that guy"

you know exactly what you did and i don't care to continue this pointless "conversation" any longer as to retain both my sanity and dignity. with all due respect, completely fuck yourself.
>>
I'm in a happy relationship, engaged and all that, but I barely have any friends. I've only just left university and I don't have enough money yet to move out with my fiancee since she's at an equivalent to university but without the funding (all income goes to paying off tuition costs). Should I make more of an effort or is it fine to not really have any friends outside your relationship?
>>
>>680050205
Go apply at a manufacturing factory then. No experience required and a lot of them pay $15-17CAD to start; if you end up getting basic certifications like First Aid, Forklift, etc. you can make $18-20CAD+ in most cities in Canada.

The work varies from place to place but at some companies it's actually pretty slack and if you know how to shmooze you can end up basically just chilling for the majority of your day.
>>
>>680050382
what if i just don't want kids?
>>
If someone challenges you to a fight, use the military style of hapkido grappling combined with boxing. Don't half ass it or underestimate an opponent. Don't agree to fight at a given time, but do watch your back and always let him throw the first punch, and for god's sake adjust your guard from out to in depending on range. Can't emphasize that last one enough. Getting punched in the nose sucks. You should know better by now. You've trained under an Olympic coach. What's wrong with you? And how many times have you been warned about dropping your right before an uppercut? You dense motherfucker.

A lot of that may not be applicable to your lives. It's based on my experiences. We don't live the same right. But if you are ever in a fight, seriously do change your guard depending on distance and don't ever drop your right. It's both telegraphing and leaves you open.
>>
>>680042544
dont chase bitches. work hard and be successful, make a little money, then they'll come to you.
>>
>>680042544

>The search for a woman is most sucessful when youve found yourself
>drugs never give you anything, they take it as an advance from the next few days
>If something doesnt feel right, it usually isnt
>You dont have to be liked by everyone; in fact the more you realise this the more liked you become
>>
>>680050520
Yea, it's not much fun when you start taking them to the emergency room

But, hey, your life
>>
>>680050755

lmao dignity, you go girl, be strong sister, hope your mommys food still tastes good and that she buys the good baby powder.
>>
>>680048976
yeah a habit that had a root cause. did she address the root cause in the x months you've known her?

and yes, people can and do change--but you cannot erase those parts altogether, they have defined who we are. no matter how far you get from your past, whether it's alcoholism, abuse, self-image issues, they will always influence your thoughts & actions.

don't know you from a whole in the ground, have no reason to shit on you. just one well-traveled guy who spends a lot of time talking to people about their accomplishments and regrets. you'll have fun with this girl, great times no doubt, but some shit is around the corner and you need to be ready for it. hopefully it works out. peace.
>>
>>680050765
I might do that for the summer anon. I got the cooking skills to do old folks home. Pay is $17 or more for those types of gigs with little to no work. Dads a chef so he fills me in on whats what.
I'll be going to London to become a Mech Engineer though so i don't have time to do that shit for long. I've got a wealthy investor for my future so i've got a lot of 'opportunity'

Thanks for advice. I'll go have a look. I did some life guarding courses and i was told basic med was in one of them.
>>
Don't procrastinate. Either it be your homework, relationships, bills, whatever else have you. Don't put shit off to the last minute.
>>
Today I stared at my crush jokingly and she got creeped out, so what did I do? Kept staring. She thinks I'm going to kill her now
>>
>>680051126
anything else you wanna babble about before i write you off faster than a doctors note?
>>
>>680042544
>Cut your gaming time and use the time gained to improve yourself. Work out. Learn a skill or how to play an instrument. You'll feel better about yourself overall.

>Invest in friendships. Try to go out of your way to help or surprise a friend every once in a while. They'll have your back in the future.

>Speak softly but carry a big stick. Though they get a lot of attention, loud and cocky people aren't really liked by others. Be social and don't let others walk over you, obviously, but let your actions speak for you. If you're a capable person, others will notice.

>When it comes to women, fuck around as much as you'd like. Save relationships for those you actually connect with, though, and be serious about it once you're in one. The grass does always look a bit hotter on the other side, but eventually we all end up looking for a girl to share our life with. When you've had the luck of finding one you're comfortable with: Don't fuck up.

>Have a plan. It' ok to live here and now. Enjoy life, but know where the fuck it's heading.
>>
>>680046561
>i'm worthless at everything
>i'm joining the military
This is why I don't respect U.S. servicemen.
>>
>>680051354

call her 3am
>>
>>680044283
>21
You sound like you're fucking 12. Come back when you have a fully functional brain.
>>
>>680051416

can you get me some drugs, before you go?
>>
>>680051561
no. thanks for asking.
>>
>>680051097
Nah she's not that bad. She knows how to maximize the pleasure and take care of the wounds. She has two that were hospital-level. She was too scared to do much after that. She learnt how to ease herself off of it instead of cold turkey. Kind of like easing yourself off alcohol.

>>680051147
In fact she has. I helped her through it and it was incredibly difficult. I had to not stop with getting her to open up and wanting to get better.
Not trying to berate you or anything. Giving my 2 cents on your 2 cents as i usually have a different POV than most people. I'm ready for it. I've been through tough shit myself.
Thank you anon
>>
File: 1447042134105.jpg (58 KB, 474x595) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1447042134105.jpg
58 KB, 474x595
>>680044434
Those guys are totally jelly, I bet you round up a ton of those easy hippie girls and those seeking to be "closer to nature". Good for you.
>>
>>680045615
>have kids young

LOL this fucking guy

do you really think you're fucking smart you dumb piece of shit? STOP GIVING PEOPLE YOUR SHITTY KNOW NOTHING ADVICE

DONT HAVE KIDS YOUNG
>>
>>680043416
This
>>
>>680051354
go outside her window with a boombox and play this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oU19mwjHiRs
>>
>>680051632

well, sucks to be you then
>>
>>680049895
not even a little bit true. It is competitive as fuck out there
>>
>>680042544
> find a mentor, this can be your boss, your dad whatever. Learn from them this will save you years.
> Your boss is the one that needs to be happy with you, he will decide your salary. I mean don't crawl in his ass, make him see your good work.
> not taking an opportunity will haunt you forever, take risk when necessary
> networks are important, try to know many people, this will open doors where no doors are
> you will make some enemys along the way, who cares
> seperate work and friends/family if possible
> your coworkers are not your friends! but do as if
>>
File: ayy.png (183 KB, 322x343) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
ayy.png
183 KB, 322x343
>>
>>680048272
sauce?
>>
>>680050946
https://youtu.be/iB-i3ozPVDM dropping your guard.
>>
>>680042544

>take pleasure in the little things, you'll be surprised how they'll come in handy
>Never be afraid to be different, it attracts free-thinkers
>Dont give to receive, everyone shows generosity differently
>the past is the past, the only time that matters is the here and now
>never leave an argument without trying to patch it up, they/you could get hit by abus tomorrow
>>
>>680050622
As above, when she's 40 and you're 60, or she's 50 and you're 70...

Grow old together, else don't be surprised if she's fucking around on you.

Oh, and as for the money, yea, that dosent end well either.

>source, dating 21 year olds and 65 year olds

Trust me, all that 60+ single people have been theatre old (I'm talking about rich ones, 2 million dollars homes, Porsches etc) are Poland for how they'll settle each other's affairs when they die (as they have no kids to do any funeral arrangements). >Not even fucking kidding here
>>
>>680044672
some girls really dig this grungy look, guy probably hooks up easily and frequently with trashy women, like the kind of easy hookup where you just go sit there and the women come up and initiate and you take them home to fuck 30 minutes later
>>
>>680051963
>>680051963
>>680051963
what the fuck do you mean by are Poland?
I'm not europ so i don't get the reference.

Are you telling me to fuck raisens because they fart gold?
>>
>>680050827
Then you're good

But be prepared to die alone. And trust me, that shit is miserable. Thery don't take care of you in a rest home.
>>
>>680052211

>yes
>>
>>680048533
I went from around 110kg to 85kg in a year. Just eat healthy, small meals often and take up running. Then lift so you don't look like an old mans ball bag. It only takes a few months to see the first signs and they push you on. Good luck, fatbro
>>
>>680051947
>the past is the past, the only time that matters is the here and now
I agree, never look back. People that talk about the "good ol' days" may as well be dead. Make the best out of your present and future
>>
>>680045263
I'd say follow your instinct, if you feel like foing something (respectful), do it, like asking to study together, tell a girl you like her smile, tell someone annoying to fuck off, etc. Just don't look needy, you have to thing that you can go along all by yourself, that you are self sufficent. Think about cool stuff you have done or want to do, like going home and playing vidya, go for a walk, study, wank to catfight porn (which I've never seen here you fags), and you think you don't have what it takes, just fake it, you will be amazed of what you can do with self confidence and self respect. It doesn't mean you have to be perfect tho, making mistakes is part of life, just accept it my nigro
>>
>>680044848
You're fucking retarded.
>>
>>680052288
>best advice in this thread
>>
>>680048840

youre 100% retarded if you're not making more than 38K with a PhD

are you talking about your living stipend? who gives a shit. you're getting paid to get a doctorate... it's like people in medical school making -50K every year. that's not "worse than making 38K" when you come out making 200K. student debt is an investment in your future earnings. if you're doing it right you won't end up fucked.
>>
Threads like these are fucking wonderful. I miss having real conversations with anonymous people over the internet.
>>
>>680052256
jokes on you i drink loads so i'll probably be the first of my friends to die
>>
>>680052324

I find the mind often lingers on past events such as regret or sorrow as easily as it does happiness. But all have been written and will remain unchanged. too much reminiscing will make us repeat the same mistakes
>>
>>680042544
23 year old NEET

>you can eat an entire bag of chips while walking around a big store if you do it confidently enough. Nobody will ever stop you to say that it's basically stealing.
>be yourself when talking to people
>wanna get drunk and no money? Go to a college town on a party night and talk to people. 9/10 if you made them laugh they'll buy you beer.
bonus: you can lie about being in college n shit, they won't know.
>when in a club/party and a chick is by herself then look like you're having fun. People are attracted to others who're enjoying themselves.
>If it's a group of women then you're only getting laid if 3/4 of them don't mind your presence.
Women always seek the approval of other women. One might wanna fuck but usually they won't make a move because of the herd they're with so the ball is always in your court.
>>
>>680042544
Learn to ride motorcycles. Type doesn't matter/. Just do it. You don't need superb coordination or eagle eyesight, just be chill and learn how they work.

If you are a techy, learn to work on whatevery you ride or drive.
>>
>>680048090
Actually some decent advice in this mix.
>>
>>680052437
you do not make 200k from a PhD unless you become a professor
the average postdoc salery is 35k
>>
>>680052773
this is a lie.
>guy comes out of medschool at age 30
>is literally making 300 - 500K a year
>>
Always be nice to people. You can be unsuccessful, stupid, and ugly (hopefully not a mix of the three), but as long as you're kind and helpful without expecting anything in return, people will respond to your kindness.
>>
>>680042544
people always do what suits them at that moment. you can trust someone only when what suits them is also what suits you.... when it doesn't suit them anymore, they'll do whatever suits them at that time, no matter how it suits you.

short version: you can't really trust anyone and are completely alone.
>>
>>680050113
i live on the west coast, work east coast hours, so that leaves three hours after finishing my day to work out, take a shower, grab some food, and wait until the lady is off work : )

also the getting pussy thing takes a lot of time & energy. 34 now, and the free time I have after work when I AM single I'd rather spend on hobbies, my house, friends, family, travel, etc. It's important to learn to be happy without a partner, too. I've been wayyy more successful meeting women when I'm out & about doing shit I love than hitting up randos online or at places I don't normally go.
>>
>>680052880
http://www.payscale.com/research/UK/Job=Postdoctoral_Research_Associate/Salary
>>
>>680052773

you missed the part where I said medical school students. with a PhD you should be able to make at least 60-70K bare minimum, but I know it's possible to make 120-220K in the right positions

POSTDOC IS TRAINING you fucking dolt. it's like saying a "resident physician" only makes 50K. ITS TRAINING. you're still technically in school even though you have your degree.
>>
Don't stick your dick in crazy
>>
>>680052211
Spell check on my fucking tablet

Basically, single old people with no kids end up regretting it. It dosen't matter how much cash you've got.

I've had two kids, so no shits given. But the women my age I usually date (no kids, 60+), seriously regret not having kids. The single men my age also regret not having kids. I'm well off, so are they.

Tldr, at 60+ the regret sets in, and then it's too fucking late, you've got 10-20 years of regret left
>>
>>680042544
> people never really change
> if a girl doesn't take you as you are forget her, keep the ones who do
> sleep enough every day (8 hours preferable)
> you are like your parents, accept and learn from them
> most of your firends will transform into family, marriage... at their 30s. Be prepared.
> Everyone needs to learn the hard way by themselves
>>
>>680053067
>believing on online pay scale of averages

There's this thing where if you know the game you are playing, you make infinitely more money than those around you
>you are not one of them
>>
Don't cheat, the guilt will haunt you
>>
>>680050382
Having kids so that they can wipe your ass when you're senile and spend time with you on Christmas is one of the only real upsides for some people in regards to having a family, and those problems can be solved with money.

I mean sure, it would suck to be like 75 years old, no children, not married (or wife dead or whatever) and have a heart attack or stroke or something and be laid up in the hospital with no one to offer any sort of care or sympathy, I get that part of it, but I don't know that's really the only allure for me. I hate children, I have no fatherly instinct or inclination. My dad was a shit, most of my friends dads were shit, most of my friends that got married (I'm 32, so are most of my friends give or take) are already divorced and somewhat miserable with debt and child support/alimony payments. The number of success stories I'm personally aware of are in the single digits right now and that could easily decrease over the years.

All I'm saying is that if you have that parental instinct or desire, if you want to raise kids and be a family man, then go for it, embrace it, love it. If you don't however, then that's fine too. Most of the social pressure behind raising a family simply stems out of tradition, as raising a family is "just what guys do" but we're at a point in our history where we no longer have to raise kids just to ensure the continuation of our species, it's never been more optional than it is right now and I think either way is a fine way to live as long as you're happy with your choice.
>>
Don't date strippers, Don't start smoking cigarettes,
>>
i don't understand why the "Don't jerk off" advice is so common around the internet. you being a beta faggot has nothing to do with jerking off. When I'm getting laid I still jerk off most days. As long as you don't literally have a problem (e.g. you jerk off 6 times a day) not jerking off isn't gonna do anything other than make you cum in 5 seconds

you can jerk off and work out and talk to people and be a normal person. they're not mutually exclusive.

my pro tip: get some fucking will power to do things without relying on dumb life hacks
>>
>>680050755
lol u mad faggot
>>
>>680052566
Yea, my friend did that (55, alcoholic)

Suppose when he was coughing up blood when he died, he had the last laugh.
>>
>>680053809
samefags be samefagging

tryharder, faggot
>>
>>680042544
Just pay the minimum on your credit card bill instead of the full amount. There's not need to waste your money all at once.

Buy a nice car in the 30 to 40 thousand because good cars do not depreciated in value.

Don't bother going into higher education. You learn more from the streets.

If you want girls to notice you, just buy a lot of jewelry to wear because nothing says you're rich by wearing a lot of bling.
>>
>Never
>Ever
>EVER
>go to 4chan
>>
File: 1454783139992.png (93 KB, 289x212) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1454783139992.png
93 KB, 289x212
>>680046345
>never start an advice with "never"
>Starts off sentence with never
>>
>>680053990
>drug dealer advice who doesn't realize when he hits his 30's he has to either be a big boy or hope he has a trade to fall back onto
>>
Best advice I could give anyone is that You don't always need a plan sometimes you just need balls
>>
>>680053990
>Just pay the minimum on your credit card bill instead of the full amount. There's not need to waste your money all at onc

only if you have 0% APR. never pay interest on credit cards. 18-25%? LOL, no

>Buy a nice car in the 30 to 40 thousand because good cars do not depreciated in value.

cars are the worst investment you can make. if you're not ready to lose money don't spend an exorbitant amount on a car

>Don't bother going into higher education. You learn more from the streets.

Most people aren't smart enough to make it without an education. If you want to go into a trade you still have to train. ALWAYS educate yourself, but that doesn't mean you have to get a college degree (but don't think standing on a street corner selling dope is an education in anything but a short life expectancy)

>If you want girls to notice you, just buy a lot of jewelry to wear because nothing says you're rich by wearing a lot of bling.

Literally nigger-mode. I got baited SHIT
>>
File: westarfleet.jpg (286 KB, 1024x782) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
westarfleet.jpg
286 KB, 1024x782
>>680053990

Nigger detected
>>
>>680042544
don't get into bestiality
>>
>>680053990
I'm sure you are what 16? Life don't work that way son.
>>
Do you believe younger people, like millennials, take advice from older people?
>>
>>680045931

>Go out, socialise even if you're ugly

If you are ugly you are fucked.
>>
>>680053712
Fair enough

I had kids because I wanted them, plus wanted someone to pass on my inheritance to, not to wipe my ass (though I won't say no).

Never got married, so no alimony. Paid for the kids, but hey, I love them.

Best decision I made was having kids and not getting married. Best of both worlds, if you find the right woman.
>>
>>680053952
Try again. First comment in thread. You're so butthurt I had to stop and laugh. Go ahead and tag em. I'll post the screenshot.
>>
File: 2424.jpg (191 KB, 1600x1150) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
2424.jpg
191 KB, 1600x1150
>>680053990
Called out four times in one thread.. You really are a nigger
>>
>>680052890
This.

Even if someone treats you like a cunt at first, repay them with kindness, as most of the times their behaviour is caused by something you have nothing to do with. Most people will respond to your kindness and come around. If not, you'll have plenty of time to argue with them after that.

Speaking of which: Stay polite at all times and people wont have any ammo to use against use. Win arguments by being right, not by shouting the loudest. If you're wrong, be man enough to admit this.

You'll never get anywhere if you never admit your mistakes. Personally, I've always found it very comforting to hear people I look up to admitting their mistakes and flaws, and I began doing to the same. People actually respond very positive to this. Just remember that a strong person it not one without weaknesses, but one who knows them and acts accordingly.
>>
File: 1396080178638.jpg (9 KB, 250x250) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1396080178638.jpg
9 KB, 250x250
>>680054571
Saying this from experience?
>>
>>680054190
>>680054339
>>680054385
>>680054538
>>680054711
Lol
>>
I'm 31.

Don't go into a long distance relationship if you don't have the opportunity to see each others often or the possibility to move together at a later point.

You will REALLY REGRET ALL THOSE DAYS NOT SPENT FUCKING HER.
>>
>>680053719
Date strippers, but lie about your name and where you live and give them a burner phone number.

Same for hookers

>you're welcome

Cigarettes I agree with
>>
File: pepearmy.jpg (750 KB, 1479x1006) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
pepearmy.jpg
750 KB, 1479x1006
Jacking off with deep heat cream might seem like a good idea but if it's in your japs eye it hurts like a fucker
>>
File: light.jpg (38 KB, 900x598) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
light.jpg
38 KB, 900x598
>the price of having no personal rules/morals is not being able to sleep at night w/o lying to yourself, i.e. ACQUIRE/DEFINE A SET OF RULES TO LIVE BY
>any friend you've made after elementary school can't be trusted
>never depend on any other person than yourself (be it friend, SO, employer, etc), they WILL fuck you over
>ALWAYS have an exit plan
>embrace the void / attaching to nothing, it is only you who tries to fight against the inevitable (change)
>realize that every characteristic you attribute to others is merely a projection of those of your own (be it good or bad)
>>
File: giphy (1).gif (716 KB, 500x386) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
giphy (1).gif
716 KB, 500x386
>>680053990
Sound advise all round

>make it rain
>>
>>680047808


Doesn't work if you are ugly.
>>
File: 1459474588786.jpg (224 KB, 708x847) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1459474588786.jpg
224 KB, 708x847
>>680054788
I'm 31 too and I learned this from experience.
>>
Don't be embarassed by your own attraction to women. For me, that was the reason why I sucked so much at dating as a teenager - I had the subconscious feeling that there's something wrong about liking a girl. That made me fuck up a lot of times.

When asking on a first date, be honest and direct but don't overdo it. It's completely fine to say: "I think that you're pretty cool, would you like to grab a coffee sometimes?"

Always reflect on that fact that if you get infatuated with a girl (without dating her first), you probably know NOWHERE near enough about her to make an informed decision on whether you'd be good together. That's what first date's for. Don't look at the first date as your one and only attempt at winning the love of your life - that will only make nervous and you will fuck up - but think of it as an opportunity to actually get to know that person, who's an attractive enigma for you so far.

All these things are easier said than done...that being said, godspeed young fag.
>>
>>680042544

The best piece of advice I can give that applies to everyone is:

Never take advice from someone who has to work for a living. If someone can't figure out how to make money without trading away the most valuable asset a human has in life (their time), then all the advice they will give you about everything in life will only guide you in a direction that you condition you to feel ok trading away your most valuable asset in life (your time) to make money.

.

To most the above will seem contradictory, because most people are conditioned that the only way to make money in their life is to work for it, but to a select few on here, the above will make perfect sense, because there are many ways to make money in this life without trading time for it. These ways aren't hidden or hard to find, they are right in front of everyone, but you can't start to see them until you begin to believe that the possibility of making money, lots of money, is actually possible without working for it. Until you believe that it is possible, your brain will filter out anything right in front of you that will allow you to do it.
>>
don't wait to go back to school. I did and now I "earn too much money" to get any assistance. Bullshit. So if I didn't work, I'd get help, but since I'm trying to be a good citizen and pay my own way, no help for me. It's perfectly fine for me to go into debt and live like shit til I maybe someday get a job. Point is, start school asap, before your work/earnings hurt your chances to get assistance
>>
File: 1445097677475.jpg (39 KB, 567x567) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1445097677475.jpg
39 KB, 567x567
>>680054971
Rub deep heat cream around your ass hole before gay sex.

You and your partner will cum buckets
>>
File: 1455323224142.jpg (49 KB, 600x450) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1455323224142.jpg
49 KB, 600x450
Don't choose your highschool/college subjects (ones that you don't even like but have literally deluded yourself into thinking you do) because you want to be in the same class with your oneitis with the delusion of getting yourself into a relationship that would never happen in 1000 years. you will end up sad ,alone and with half an art qualification.
>>
>>680042544
It's already too late. They're retards who are cucked into believing whatever they're told in school and feel guilty for being white, the main reason they can't be helped is because of how indoctrinated they are. Common sense is gone and the don't take responsibility for their own actions. Fuck them.
>>
File: 1460552612090.gif (544 KB, 500x320) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1460552612090.gif
544 KB, 500x320
>>680049200
lol yeah, that's not going to happen, you deranged faggot.
>Pic related. It's you in ~3 years
>>
>>680055551

Muh welfare.

Stinky hippy.
>>
The best advice I can give is

You should have just killed yourself the world will be better off
>>
>>680055551
so close. also, mind elaborating a little bit? I understand being able to filter out the shit opportunities, taking risks where you calculate the cost and are able to absorb. What if you have no capital, liquid or investment assets, or a safety net to fall on? I'm genuinely curious, as it would help greatly.
>>
she's lying anon. you wouldn't leave her, but she would leave you.

SHE WOULD LEAVE YOU
Thread replies: 308
Thread images: 41


Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]
Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site. This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived. If you need information for a Poster - contact them.