Hey /b/, what's the best non-sexual physical sensation one can achieve?
Hard Mode: no drugs
>>680041485
Hyperventilate then lightly choke yourself
taking a massive shit.
>>680041485
Qtippin
>>680041485
Just behind my two front teeth is a very sensitive gum part. It can get irritated if my mouth becomes too dry and it's at that point where I jab small objects into it. The tips of pen lids, the handle end of cutlery etc. Nothing sharp, but small enough to get in there.
Best sensation ever. If I press really hard and keep it there for a while I can feel the adrenaline. Couple it with an orgasm and it can be very intense.
Pleasurable pain ftw.
>>680041485
Getting your back scratches by someone else. I don't know why but it's fucking amazing
Also what >>680042243 said
>>680041485
>girl you like laying on top of you
>both of you being completely relaxed
>both naked in bed
>silky smooth bed sheets
>perfect room temperature
>perfect bliss relaxation
Top that one, faggots.
Stepping outside and realizing that it's suddenly spring. That's nice on so many levels.
To kill a nigger.
Going 100+ on a back road, hit cinders then spin out. Some how become a better driver than Paul Walker and correct it without dieing. You'll feel like a boss afterwads
Qtip in the ear feels surprisingly good
>>680041485
but its so much better with drugs, mdma+acid+backrub. literally better than sex (but not sex on those drugs)
>having the grill you like give you a back massage where she puts her weight on her hands and pops all your joints perfectly
>having the grill you like genuinely care for your well being
>>680041485
Riding a fast motorsickle
Riding a decent horse over jumps
Flying
Skydiving. Get's my juices flowing every time!
>>680041485
Lay down, close your eyes and listen to some damn David Gilmour's solos (3 first parts of Shine on you crazy diamond for instance).
Sends you to heaven.
>>680041485
I guess it might be somewhat sexual, but just the supreme confidence you get when you walk into a room with the best looking woman in the room on your arm.
Its pretty fucking boss.
Also: The excitement of being escorted into a woman's bedroom for the first time.
>>680042243
Definitely this. Especially when you have to go so bad to the point that it's gonna come out one way or another and your asshole just barely crosses the threshold of the toilet before niagara falls erupts from your anus with the fury of a thousand suns
SNEEZING MOTHERFUCKER
Suicide Bombing
>>680041485
ASMR obviously
>>680041485
Being constipated for a week, going to a doctor, he gives you a large volume of liquid medicine *which is not administered via the mouth,* and which you have to keep inside for the longest 15 minutes of your life.
AND THEN:
You go to the bathroom and sit on the toilet and are shaking because the pain is so terrible and have to comfort yourself by promising yourself that the pain you're feeling is not forever, that this moment will end eventually, and then you shit five days worth of full bowel movements. You shit fast, you shit hard. At one point gas makes you shit rapid-fire, with a velocity you never imagined possible.
And when you're done
you feel
A-MAZING
You feel better than you've ever felt in your whole goddamn life. You feel better than orgasmic. *Colors* are fucking richer, you percoieve *everything* with an intangible "good" quality about it. Everything makes you happy. Everything is funny. Life is fucking wonderful and incredible.
And that is the time I shat until I loved the Earth and everyone in it.
Having someone draw on you
>>680041485
>Hey /b/, what's the best non-sexual physical sensation one can achieve?
Relaxing after gardening
Eating a good meal
Getting some good sleep
Taking a satisfying shit
a grill letting you smell her and not being creeped out by it
>>680043035
It's even better if you are that woman
Scientifically I think eating a big meal is up there with having sex in terms of dopamine generation
Riding my motorcycle in beautiful sunny weather is the next best sensation, after sex
>>680041485
Rekt bread
eating something delicious when particularly hungry.
Adrenaline, the moment you step in the ring or leave it (if you won).
pissing when you really need to!
Eating something really good after starving yourself for a while.
Getting into a warm room after freezing in winter.
Getting into a cool room after being outside in summer.
Having sex with your gf after smokin some pot
Fluffy thread
Probably drinking something whilst extremely dehydrated.
>>680042868
Agreed
Going pee after holding it 3+ hours
Practising tai chi to the point your body feels good all the time.
>>680043740
Fucking retard
Oxygen depravation to the brain
i.e. choking game, nicotine/cigarette rush
>>680042718
>>680042782
Two kinds of people
Stretching after a 4+ hour nap.
>>680041485
>working out until exaustion
>sleep
>wake up
>>680043706
are you a soldier or something? Sounds like something a soldier would say
also
showering after being outdoors for a long ass time
>>680042414
Winner.
Shit is fucking addictive, man.
>>680041485
a really long held-in shit and then you go and just go full throttle on a toilet seat.
>>680043037
you are a fucking artist anon, I came to this shit.
>>680041485
Hardmode: ASMR
look it up breh
any type of pain, im a masochist
Freshly washed sheets that are still slightly warm
beating a dark souls boss or boss in general on a game you have been attempting for hours.
>>680043740
this guy knows
that feeling 2-4 seconds before losing consciousness to blood loss
>>680041485
morning thunder, it's fucking glorious
If i stay too much în the sun, the skin on my arms gets itchy. After a long day in the sun, i go to the bathroom and let the hot water pour over my arms. It felt like my skin had an orgasm
>>680044308
>physical
Killing a boss in Dark Souls
>>680044308
i love that satisfaction
>>680042623
I wish the girl I loved thought of me like that....
Can we turn this into a feels thread?
only thing better than tenderizin' that femine pork chop down south of the e-quater is rippin wheelies
>>680041485
I take my shirt off and let my gf lightly drag her fingers on my back. She's uses her nails just barely so it feel wonderful.
>>680041485
That feeling after a near death experience. Its when you feel truly alive.
>>680042053
And what does this do?
>>680044561
you get a good feel in your body
it counts ;)
>>680044794
you pass out
>>680041485
Killing on garbage day.
No sex and no drugs? Accomplish something you can be proud of.
>>680044349
Dumbfuck #2
Squishing mud between your toes.
>>680044416
And that feeling is what exactly?
bhajan and kirtan
chanting basically
getsa nigga hi
>>680044984
>>680044005
Probably cant raise a barn after burning the crops
>>680044906
Charming.
>>680041485
stretch your muscles till it hurts
don't over do it but you'll know when
I can get 1/4th of the way there and start giggling and my hands feel really light
Oh man I was going to say runners high but I think I have to go with that guys suggestion of taking a massive shit.
So good.
>>680043025
my nigga.
cleaning your ears with q tips
but also - working out/generally doing hard work for an extended period of time, peeling your clothes off and taking a nice long shower. then...putting on a clean fresh pair of socks.
not a sexual act, but i say its akin to goin balls deep and blowin your load while you are screaming hittin a bitch raw
>using q-tips to clean your ear
>stretching out in the morning
>going freshly showered straight into bed
>waking up realizing you don't have to do anything that day
>yawning
>>680041485
Massage
>>680042623
Non sexual faggot
>>680044794
makes you pass out, you have to press into the jugulars. I used to do it all the time when I was younger, but it would give me weird halucination type side effects at night, i swear it had some part to play in my narcolepsy
Blowjobs and skydiving ftw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nZ1v96-veM
Arnold Schwarzenegger himself declaring that the pumping of the arms is like cumming.
Lifting
Work out hard. I mean HARD. Like an hour straight of high intensity explosive movement. Not weight lifting or straight cardio, I mean actually working out. You should be taking DEEP breathes pretty much the entire hour, your heart should be redlining, your shirt should be completely drenched in sweat, there should be no part of it that is dry.
Then someone says time, and you go to your gym bag and have a fresh bottle of water, medium-cold, not refrigerated or room temperature, spring water, in a sports bottle. Your endorphins will fire-off and explode out of every orifice of your body.
Alternatively, I used to go to Whole Foods and get the protein punch smoothie with blueberries after doing kickboxing. It's just a fresh fruit smoothie with protein powder. After a hard workout that shit was better than sex with a Korean girl goddamn I just nutted all over my screen thinking about it.
gently massaging the hairs in your ear with a q tip that has had some of the cotton removed
Being in a situation where it's easier to lie, and telling the truth.
>>680045638
What ?
dying
Ha ha being the best ha
http://us.battle.net/wow/en/character/mannoroth/Saintmikey/simple
http://us.battle.net/wow/en/character/mannoroth/Saintmikey/simple
>>680042243
100% taking a huge shit
it's the best
>>680045159
you guys talk weird on here
>>680045418
That's not sexual, cunt. It's love-al
>>680043084
but that's only a one time thing
>>680041485
having a woman rake your hair while you take a big shit while hyperventilating, as you are about to drop a duece, have the woman choke you
>>680044633
btardis? wat
Thrusting your blade deep into a filthy Muslim's abdomen and then watching the life exit from his eyes.
>>680045893
not the same anon, but OP said physical, the feeling of complete serenity when laying next to someone is more of a psychological feeling.
>>680046166
deus vult
Hot water on eczema. Feels 5 times better than sex
dumping the clutch on a honda fuckboy at a red and disappearing only to laugh at him when he shows up at the next light with his window up even tho he was revving his 4banger shitbox at the light before
>>680041485
NY during autumn (Upstate).
Smell the air. It's amazing.
Other than that, probably some sort of pain. Sometimes pain is good. Hard to describe what I mean.
I once got a rash on my arm and it itched real bad. But when I poured hot water on it, it was like having an orgasm.
warm shower water hitting the back of your neck in the morning
>>680045760
Hey you, I like you.
-successfully shoplifting something particularly expensive
-sneaking up to a grandma from behind and kicking her in the back on the streets
-eating watermelon
>>680046669
I just imagine you running around trying to get a rash so you can pour hot water on it...
A great feeling is after a sunburn, peeling the skin off. The bigger the piece, the better it is.
>>680041485
I know tiy said non sexual but.
>sit on your arm for 5 mins
>arm goes numb
>now you can mastrubate pretending its someone else doing it
>>680042623
OP said non-sexual physical sensation, retard.
>>680045607
noone gives a shit go kill yourself
>>680042623
>>680042982
>>680043252
>>680043740
>>680045503
>"non-sexual physical sensation"
Gently stroking your hair with your palm starting from the top of your head going down to your neck. Close your eyes and do it for a minute. It's so calming.
>>680047497
u mad cuz u never worked out for real before?
>>680045607
you sound like a dyel faggot, to be honest
>>680047894
yeah im mad because i never felt the need to act alpha infront of b
>>680045831
>hasn't even finished SoO on LFR
>>680045921
you say that....
>>680041485
playing music.
>>680041485
Asmr
Playing during vanilla and stepping into the dark portal for the first time
>>680048302
whats the deal with asmr
surfing brah
Probably ASMR
Don't listen to it too much though at once, for me at least the feeling starts to diminish after a while of listening to it
Garlic bread
>>680041485
A simple but awesome pleasure is getting a sunburn and then waiting a few days and peeling off the dead skin in giant strips. It feels like you're unwrapping yourself and you can pretend you're secretly a lizardman.
>>680041485
Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.
>>680048186
Im beta, but working out does give a lott satisfaction. Scared of other peeps but the feeling of "hurting" your muscles just perfect and seeing them grow over time... I go regularly now, still no alpha shape but still sweet.
>>680046166
DEUS VULT
>>680045222
I like you
>>680047605
Only the last two were sexual.
You are beta for thinking everything related to grills was sexual.
>>680048722
just shut up faggot
>>680046820
ok i will say stealing fancy shit was the best when i was like 15. i stole alot of armani shit from nordstrom when i was younger lol
>>680044113
it hurts so goooooood
That feeling after an all-out sprint.
>>680043208
I am happy for you anon. Was the buildup worth it?
being fucked up on speed, going to work and catching something mid air before it falls
(The speed part's fun but it's just the thrill of having super human reflexes that gets me, not so much the actual effects from the drug)
>>680048186
what the fuck does that even mean? Who said anything about women or being alpha.
>>680041485
Satisfaction from a hard day's work.
>>680044145
getting to sleep for a few hours after being awake for 4 days
>>680049374
isn't that for dogs...?
>>680041485
Heroin
asmr
>>680041485
Relaxing music on noise canceling bose headphones. I never did, but must be the most awesome shit one can feel
>>680048408
You either get it or you don't tbh
>>680042243
agreed. even better when choking yourself with a belt
Doing something that should have killed you and getting lucky/being badass enough to get out unharmed.
sneezing
>>680048058
I don't lift weights. I used to do cardio kickboxing and later on Muay Thai. My point is that you can't get that sensation from weight lifting alone.
>>680041485
Nobody said sauna yet, wtf is wrong with you
>>680041485
fuck the most awesome woman in the planet after being a week without cumming, then do a shot of heroin
>>680046669
This cat gets it. I got horrible poison ivy rash on my legs once, and putting said legs under the hottest water my shower could produce was possibly more pleasurable than sex. It was literally mind blowing. I'm sure you won't believe me if you haven't had this happen to you, so you'll just have to trust me.
It was so good, that in the years since, any time I get a little rash for any reason or another, I feel a moment of excitement hoping it will react the same and it never does.
Having thought about it enough to type it out, I'm now considering running through a poison ivy patch just to experience it again. See you later, fags.
>>680044563
Likewise.
dreaming
>>680049439
LOL wtf are you doing giving your dogs head massages
>>680041485
Vegging out in a bath tub full of water so hot that it is on the cusp of being too hot without crossing the threshold. Been here for half an hour listening to pink floyd and green day
after working a a long day, a nice warm shower, and seeing how dark the water is from the dirt
>>680049652
>he has never broken multiple PRs in a single day
>he has never deadlifted and made the bar bend
aight
>>680041485
I think they call it "eargasm"
By the way it has been prooved that a piece you like can cause a bigger dopamine concentration in your brain than any drugs/sex
>>680041485
This:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PQ6335puOc
>>680049374
Oh sweet baby jesus that feels so good it should count as sexual and drugs
>>680041485
playing a distressing hour long game of league then finally winning. those mighty ducks moments are to die for
>>680044996
fuck, this guy know shit
>>680041485
"Cracking" joints
>>680042623
This pick is just soooo unrealistic... Girls can get always what they want, fuck off
>>680041485
Put some honey or jelly on your butthole and let your dog eat it
>>680046166
>>680049652
what is muay thai other than kickboxing
fucking faggot stop posting why do you go so much in detail like anyone gives a shit
>>680048970
Of course it's sexual. Do lay in bed naked with your bros?
Rolling dubs
>>680050147
fucking casual. winning a 75 minute dota game is the best feeling, after winning a clutch base race
>>680041485
Nerve pain.
>>680041485
Masturbation after waking up from a Grand Mal seizure.
>>680041485
Long beard in strong wind.
When you have poison ivy and you take a hot shower. Shit feels cash...
Giggling to yourself and trying to hold it in when you remember something funny, or when you fart loudly in public.
>>680049705
Are you a finn? I am not, but where i live there are saunas in every club or hotel/motel, also in many houses. I did a travel where there were no saunas in the hotels, and the place was perfect for saunas, since it was cold af. And also, say the type of sauna faggot, i think steam saunas/steam room - call it whatever you want - are the most ebin ones
>>680043208
topkek
>>680047861
I didn't know golden retrievers post on /b/
>>680044416
I've had that. it wouldn't have been the most intense way to die, if I had died. it was idk... I'm alive though.
tickling your ass cheek whilst taking a nice long slash
>>680050829
>>680041485
Speeding? Under 140 km/h (about 88mph), I feel like my car is going slow. Going over 200 feels amazing.
I can't do it now since my current car is a 2 litre and it's burning oil so I can't really beat it. Working the night shift helped too because all the cop cars were literally at Tim Horton's when my shift ended, so I could speed all I wanted from 2 to 3 am.
>>680043208
>five days worth of full bowel movements
I'd fill a five gallon bucket
>>680041485
Her smile.
>>680050490
how do I induce one of these seizures?
Laying into your bed of freshly changed, perfectly folded sheets in ideal temperature right after a shower, after a long hard day.
cool pillows
>>680042414
This
Okay guise, best non-sexual feeling.
>mowing 3 acres all day
>middle of summer
>run out of lawn mower gas(thank god)
>go inside
>crisp 74° cold air from AC hits your face
>take off your shirt
>middle of back sweaty spot blasted with cold air
>change your shorts and undies
>cold air blasts your sweaty junk and ass crack, lest we forget the sweaty taint
>go to couch
>takes the wait off your legs
>heaven
>reach down and remove sweaty socks
>blasted with vokd air between your toes
>reach down
>begin slowly scratching the top of your feet
>its orgasmic
>scratch up the anckle where the sock ring has made indents in your skin
>scratch sock ring indents for 20 solid minutes
>die happy
Captcha; select the pictures with grass
Kek
Sleeping when your really tired(why has this not been mentioned, only me?)
also, lucid dreaming
Relaxing in a Jacuzzi at the right temperature with the hydro pumps massaging your back.
Rubbing bengay on your balls
>>680051934
>guise
ew
>74 degrees
>cold air
what's wrong with you?
>Drink 10 gallons of water before going to be
>Go to sleep
>Wake up because need to hose the fire out (this part actually sucks)
>Watch out for spooky monsters n sheit
>Empty ballsack
>Go back to bed relieved
>Sleep comfy as fuck because relieved bladder
>>680051105
Different anon from a mostly Finn area...saunas are the fucking best. In the winter when it's -20, we just step outside in our towels and walk to the sauna. The temperature shock feels so great. I like the return trip after you're sweaty af and the cold air hits you.
>>680052184
doesn't know the difference between weight and wait
i agree with you 2184 this guy sucks
>>680049178
90% of the posters here probably couldn't sprint for more than 30 seconds without dying.
>>680052184
When you have been mowing 3 acres of grass for almost 6 hours and its 97° outside, 74° is a godsend.
Unless you are a big fat meaty fucker who needs it to be like 50° in their house to cool off their bacon flap pork bellies
>>680052582
>mfw i imagine the situation
>>680045831
>implying that's your toon
lmaoing at ur life rn
>>680044145
makes you realize how nice it is to just be able to sleep well and eat food whenever you're not out
>>680046835
only if you eat it afterwards
>driving fast
>flying upside down
>taking a big poo
Easy as fuck. Hairy legs, tube socks on all day, take them bitches off and let her scratch your ankles. Or do it yourself, either way. Also piss relief.
>>680041485
Being pinned/held down and tickle tortured. It's a huge adrenaline rush for me, especially when they go after my feet.
>>680041485
A good massage is up there
>>680042414
i thought i was the only one....
try snaking a very thin rubberband up to your drum and twisting it... i imagine its the sweet sweet pain virgins feel
getting your teeth drilled
and feeling them dig out the shitty decay with a spoon
>>680049953
>has never kicked a heavybag and made it bend
>has never done a strength and conditioning course and outpaced 15-20 other full grown in shape men
Lifting heavy shit is for faggots and Mexicans.
Might as well be an orgasm
>>680052848
74 is sitting temp, start at 65 for the relief then titrate up to 70s as you adjust and are just cold. Also 60s for sleeps.
>>680050281
Well you keep talking to me, so you obviously do. And since you asked, kickboxing is punching and kicking, and when I say cardio kickboxing I mean focused on getting in shape. Muay Thai is punching, elbows, kicking, knees, and clinching, and it is for self defense or for sport, not for getting in shape,
you fucking troglodyte
>>680041485
mixing dat snare correctly
>>680045607
Oh ya that part where I puke.
Catching mewtwo with a pokeball.
Call me a what the fuck you want but my mom will rub my back sometimes and my head as well. Sometimes their is a spot on my head that she scratches with her nails just perfectly. Like it is nearly as good as an orgasm. I gen goosebumps all over my body.
>>680054140
Same as an orgasm tbh
A loving embrace from someone with big tits
>>680054456
this
>>680041485
a really good dump
>>680044742
This times a thousand
>>680054539
Oedicuck
>>680054783
What the fuck does that mean?
>>680041485
Urinating when you been holding it for awhile
>>680050216
ugly girls can't
>>680054884
Yeah that almost feels as good as nutting
>>680050490
that sounds pretty rad but how is masturbation non-sexual?
>>680041485
Epinephrine. Doesn't matter how you trigger its release. Running. Near Death Experience. Nerve Stimulation. Best natural high available.
That moment when you're sick, lying on your bed trying to sleep with your clogged nostril, you turn on the other side and feel how your nostril opens slowly, allowing you to finally breathe. Best feeling.
Hang 10 or get tubed up on a soft, lazy longboard point break.
>it's better than sex
>it's better than anything
Being welcomed back to the States after being a POW
>>680041485
Love.
>>680055213
This
Backrubs, shoulder massages
>>680043208
>And that is the time I shat until I loved the Earth and everyone in it.
kek'd heartily
Also this
>>680045159
this means get a stiffy after blazing for any of you that are confuzed
>>680054947
fuck yes they can, stop lying to yourself
Meditation, self consciousness.
>>680045607
>Work out hard. I mean HARD
> Like an hour straight
so impress
>>680051228
Blissful, peaceful, everything is numb, everything is fuzzy, watching the doctors swarm around you with the bemusement of a child through patches of blackness. Really pretty good
>>680042623
OP said non-sexual you retard. And yes, I can think of shit that feels more amazing.
Getting your back professionally popped feels fan fucking tastic, like a ton of bricks is being lifted off your back. And when you leave you feel like the air is more fresh and you can breathe better.
Also when you've been eating nothing but Taco Bell and KFC for a week and you finally rush to the toilet and slam your ass down on the cold seat, feeling your insides turn inside out and furiously erupt out your ass like Mt. Krakatoa as pounds of heavy liquid shit and large solid chunks splash into the waters below and satisfyingly fill the ceramic bowl. That's some otherworldly shit, last time I did that I almost lost conciousness for a minute. I didn't eat KFC or Taco Bell for a while after that.
And the feeling when you are drowning in a pool then your best friend saves you and your fucking heart stops and then you realize how much they care about you even when they act like a prick to you 24/7 but then you realize they care so much about you but they could never admit it.
Top that, faggots.
>>680042243
this is the same as having a dick shoved up your ass.
you are basicly shoving something up your ass is the best feeling. keke
>>680054864
underage detected
>>680054864
Oedipus (as in Oedipal complex) + cuck
I cant believe not a single person has said taking their shoes off after a hard days work/a long hike, shit is so cash.
Or after you've been walking for so fucking long and you stop walking to take a break and it still feels like you're walking, thats the shit
Confident reassuring of a healthy lifestyle day by day through practice and persistence to be and do your best.
>sowing seeds within the soil of sobriety
>growing happiness in the pit of nothing
>anything else you choose to do beyond continues to be enjoyable because you create the joy rather than search for it
>>680044308
Was gonna say beating kalameet with sorcerer class challenge
>>680051105
Yes I am. I mean the proper type of sauna, where you throw water on a stove to achieve your favourite level of scorching hot. Wood powered or electric doesn't matter as long as it can bring some heat. Sometimes I have a nice dry sauna and don't throw any water for steam but let the power source heat the stones more. Goes good with a bucket of snow.
I don't mean those lady salons where you can't even throw water and my body temperature is the same as the damn room and they've gone completely overboard with the amount of steam. I tried one in the UK, what a disappointing attempt.
>>680056048
Except the exact opposite direction also dont blame us cause your dick is shit.
>>680056332
Seconding this
>>680054947
Half true, because at the end of every party comes the skinny betas to try on the ugly bitches, and even with this, the ugly bitches think they worth more and refuse them. I mean, come on...
>>680051105
I'm this anon:
>>680056283
Forgot to add pic.
Adrenaline rush after near-death/injury experience.
Search youtube for
ASMR videos
>35°C ( fuck amerifags )
>Sweaty balls
>Feel them sticked to your underwear
>Slowly unstick them
>Awfuckyess.vbs
>>680044504
Why does that i dot look funny? It looks like the roof of a house
>>680055247
dats deep man
>>680055474
how do you know? are you an ugly girl?
anyway nobody here mentioned chiropractic, so I wanted to say that getting a massage, ultrasound etc. til your muscles are super soft and then getting a full spinal and cervical adjustment is way up there. if not the best, then at least in the top 3.
honourable mention also goes to
>that feeling on your fingertips right after you trim your nails
>peeling skin
>air conditioning after being out in the heat
>opening the oven when it's cold in the house and you're baking something
>that super sensitive skin under a newly healed blister or a scab that's just fallen off
>q-tip in bellybutton
>>680056369
what goes in must come out
guess you are just a little fag but you don't know it yet ;)
>>680056579
>95F
Not hard to know you fag
>>680056559
I dont know about the adrenaline but I like the shock, sitting there like man I somehow walked away from that.
>>680055438
head whisks are the best
>>680056748
m8, you're calling me a fag but you're using emoticons...why dont you go back to the trap threads with the rest of your brethren.
>>680041485
operating a LEGO train.
>>680056048
it must be difficult being a person who has never pooped
kicking somebodies ass that totally deserves it for doing something bad and getting praised by others for doing it
small electric shocks (the ones from prank toys
>>680057046
Fuck off you little woodpecker penis dillhole that banana is not fucking funny and will never be
>>680042243
on morning, soon after waking up, exploding a few massive farts.
>>680048390
> that music
> that feeling of experience
tfw you will never walk though teldrassil for the first time again.
>>680057096
not really, it is however the same feeling though.
i can vouch for that.
>>680057166
you seem so mad.
The relaxing pulse right after heavy stretching
Waiting for the trap beat to drop and hitting a heavy-ass deadlift PR
When your airplane finally hits the ground in a new country and you start your adventure
Right after a deep tissue massage
Unloading a huge poop
Finishing a really spicy noodle dish
I went to Egypt when I was a teenager in holidays and used to play football with my dad who's now dead in the blistering 40 degree celcius+ heat.
I used to get so hot and sweaty to the point where I'd almost have a heatstroke or something and when the game was over I'd take my football top off and shoes and just dive in to the hotel swimming pool.
Those times were so much simpler for me.
>giants set
>mask of the father
>ring of favor and protection
>hornets ring
>zweihander
>well what is it
Nothing beats it
>>680057321
except having something in your ass gives you a feeling of fullness, and having something leave your ass gives you a feeling of emptiness. fullness and emptiness do not feel the same unless you have a neurological problem. taking a shit gives a sense of emptiness and relief and an absence of internal pressure.
Taking off your shoes and wiggling your feet around after a very long day of walking.
>>680057634
put something up your ass, and then take it out.
it will feel the same m8
>>680057759
you sound like you know a lot about this
Sneezing
>>680057634
Although it's reversed, it's kind of the same principle as eating vs. throwing up
>>680057824
>i can vouch for that.
>>680052848
how the fuck does it take you 6 hours to mow 3 acres?
are you using a fucking push mower for that much?
>>680056647
Are massages ect worth the money? I've been tempted to get one for a long time now. I think it'd be beneficial. I find that when I lay down on my back in my bed that it feels so fucking good so I figure my back could do with a massage.
>>680057893
eating doesn't involve stomach contractions though. and vomiting doesn't involve swallowing. also eating tastes a lot better and burns less.
>>680043695
Peegasms ftw
Shitting with the door open, it's fucking insane
>>680043156
I agree with this. asmr is the best.
Say the word stop really slowly
Enunciate every syllable to the fullest extent
>>680057893
>>680057634
it's really not.
you must not know you can achieve an orgasm trough anal stimulation. thats why pooping feels so good. but keep believing.
>>680057759
Gotta disagree. Maybe similar to having a butt plug up your ass all day then taking it out at night.
Being in college and spending most of your remaining days fucking around with your friends, instead of being productive or studying. And not feeling guilty about it at all. You know that won’t remember what you got on your sociology term paper, but you will remember sitting on the porch with your friends for 5 hours on that one Thursday afternoon.
It feels great remembering good old conversations you had with people you love and care about, but also sad because you know things might not ever be the same.
Also the feeling of sitting on your bed with the the window open and pouring rain outside, just listening to the relaxing sound as you go through old photo albums and think about how much has changed.
Scratching your ankles.
Easily one of my favorite hobbies.
>>680057980
I've gotten massages at the airport for like 10 bucks, 10/10 would pay 10 bucks again
>>680057980
massages are awesome. go on groupon and you can get an hour long one for like 30 bucks
>>680057980
if you have the money to spend and you get someone who didn't just graduate from massage school yesterday, yes. an hour massage sounds like it would be boring but it's not, it just feels great. honestly if I was making the kind of money I used to make, I'd be seeing a massage therapist, acupuncturist, and chiropractor every couple months. not because of the supposed health benefits but just because it makes my body feel better, looser, in a way that's different from stretches or yoga.
and of course depending on where you go, some places give happy endings. so there is that too.
>>680056069
NopeI am actually 26
>>680056283
>>680056512
I am brazilian, here the steamroom/steamsauna is pretty dam hot, there was one in my old gym - the expensive/notpoorfag one.I did competitions sometimes when i was younger to see who was going to be the last one to leave
>>680056048
having a dick shoved up your ass does feel good
dumbass
just because you're straight and don't want it doesn't mean it wouldn't feel good
>>680049904
Faggot
>>680058161
no I can't do that because they will see me. wish I could but too risky. always watching.
>>680042868
paul walker was a passenger when he died
>>680058530
Not fussed about a happy ending, just want a good massage.
How much are we talking for a decent massage from a well experienced masseuse?
>>680058301
I'm withdrawing my semester but I'm staying on campus until the end of it. It's been pretty relaxing to have time to myself to just think about my life and whatever, but to be honest it's been boring as fuck. I can't wait until I go home and can start driving around and taking classes and shit.
smoking a bunch of pot and then just holding her and kissing her lightly while watching a bomb ass movie.
>>680049904
agreed. just hot enough that the skin under your fingernails and toenails tingles.
>>680058330
omg when you take your sock s off and scratch where the elastics made dents in your skin holy shit utter bliss
>>680049904
I've actually done this before. Except I was trying to meditate and the lights were off so I was in this half concious state of being awake and asleep and long story short I almost drowned
>>680043345
Fag
>>680057947
Yes, I forgot to metion using a push mower.
Your parent never made you now lawns all Summer?
You motherfuckers better prepare yourselves, this is an age old secret technique of mine.
If you have a cat then go get it, this might work with other animals but I haven't tried it with anything other than a cat, sit that fucker down somewhere and wait for it to relax, it has to be in a good mood, then put the lower part of the back of your neck (where the cerebellum is) right up to its face, with any luck it should start rubbing its nose and whiskers lightly against you and it feels like a fucking full body orgasm.
>>680043208
>>680041485
Get in a fight with someone that has at least 20kg on you. Great rush.
