Hey /b/, what's the best non-sexual physical sensation one can achieve?
Hard Mode: no drugs
Just behind my two front teeth is a very sensitive gum part. It can get irritated if my mouth becomes too dry and it's at that point where I jab small objects into it. The tips of pen lids, the handle end of cutlery etc. Nothing sharp, but small enough to get in there.
Best sensation ever. If I press really hard and keep it there for a while I can feel the adrenaline. Couple it with an orgasm and it can be very intense.
Pleasurable pain ftw.
>girl you like laying on top of you
>both of you being completely relaxed
>both naked in bed
>silky smooth bed sheets
>perfect room temperature
>perfect bliss relaxation
Top that one, faggots.
>having the grill you like give you a back massage where she puts her weight on her hands and pops all your joints perfectly
>having the grill you like genuinely care for your well being
I guess it might be somewhat sexual, but just the supreme confidence you get when you walk into a room with the best looking woman in the room on your arm.
Its pretty fucking boss.
Also: The excitement of being escorted into a woman's bedroom for the first time.
Definitely this. Especially when you have to go so bad to the point that it's gonna come out one way or another and your asshole just barely crosses the threshold of the toilet before niagara falls erupts from your anus with the fury of a thousand suns
Being constipated for a week, going to a doctor, he gives you a large volume of liquid medicine *which is not administered via the mouth,* and which you have to keep inside for the longest 15 minutes of your life.
You go to the bathroom and sit on the toilet and are shaking because the pain is so terrible and have to comfort yourself by promising yourself that the pain you're feeling is not forever, that this moment will end eventually, and then you shit five days worth of full bowel movements. You shit fast, you shit hard. At one point gas makes you shit rapid-fire, with a velocity you never imagined possible.
And when you're done
You feel better than you've ever felt in your whole goddamn life. You feel better than orgasmic. *Colors* are fucking richer, you percoieve *everything* with an intangible "good" quality about it. Everything makes you happy. Everything is funny. Life is fucking wonderful and incredible.
And that is the time I shat until I loved the Earth and everyone in it.
a grill letting you smell her and not being creeped out by it
If i stay too much în the sun, the skin on my arms gets itchy. After a long day in the sun, i go to the bathroom and let the hot water pour over my arms. It felt like my skin had an orgasm
only thing better than tenderizin' that femine pork chop down south of the e-quater is rippin wheelies
cleaning your ears with q tips
but also - working out/generally doing hard work for an extended period of time, peeling your clothes off and taking a nice long shower. then...putting on a clean fresh pair of socks.
not a sexual act, but i say its akin to goin balls deep and blowin your load while you are screaming hittin a bitch raw
makes you pass out, you have to press into the jugulars. I used to do it all the time when I was younger, but it would give me weird halucination type side effects at night, i swear it had some part to play in my narcolepsy
Work out hard. I mean HARD. Like an hour straight of high intensity explosive movement. Not weight lifting or straight cardio, I mean actually working out. You should be taking DEEP breathes pretty much the entire hour, your heart should be redlining, your shirt should be completely drenched in sweat, there should be no part of it that is dry.
Then someone says time, and you go to your gym bag and have a fresh bottle of water, medium-cold, not refrigerated or room temperature, spring water, in a sports bottle. Your endorphins will fire-off and explode out of every orifice of your body.
Alternatively, I used to go to Whole Foods and get the protein punch smoothie with blueberries after doing kickboxing. It's just a fresh fruit smoothie with protein powder. After a hard workout that shit was better than sex with a Korean girl goddamn I just nutted all over my screen thinking about it.
Ha ha being the best ha
Thrusting your blade deep into a filthy Muslim's abdomen and then watching the life exit from his eyes.
dumping the clutch on a honda fuckboy at a red and disappearing only to laugh at him when he shows up at the next light with his window up even tho he was revving his 4banger shitbox at the light before
>hasn't even finished SoO on LFR
Playing during vanilla and stepping into the dark portal for the first time
A simple but awesome pleasure is getting a sunburn and then waiting a few days and peeling off the dead skin in giant strips. It feels like you're unwrapping yourself and you can pretend you're secretly a lizardman.
Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.
Im beta, but working out does give a lott satisfaction. Scared of other peeps but the feeling of "hurting" your muscles just perfect and seeing them grow over time... I go regularly now, still no alpha shape but still sweet.
being fucked up on speed, going to work and catching something mid air before it falls
(The speed part's fun but it's just the thrill of having super human reflexes that gets me, not so much the actual effects from the drug)
Satisfaction from a hard day's work.
This cat gets it. I got horrible poison ivy rash on my legs once, and putting said legs under the hottest water my shower could produce was possibly more pleasurable than sex. It was literally mind blowing. I'm sure you won't believe me if you haven't had this happen to you, so you'll just have to trust me.
It was so good, that in the years since, any time I get a little rash for any reason or another, I feel a moment of excitement hoping it will react the same and it never does.
Having thought about it enough to type it out, I'm now considering running through a poison ivy patch just to experience it again. See you later, fags.
Vegging out in a bath tub full of water so hot that it is on the cusp of being too hot without crossing the threshold. Been here for half an hour listening to pink floyd and green day
Put some honey or jelly on your butthole and let your dog eat it
Are you a finn? I am not, but where i live there are saunas in every club or hotel/motel, also in many houses. I did a travel where there were no saunas in the hotels, and the place was perfect for saunas, since it was cold af. And also, say the type of sauna faggot, i think steam saunas/steam room - call it whatever you want - are the most ebin ones
Speeding? Under 140 km/h (about 88mph), I feel like my car is going slow. Going over 200 feels amazing.
I can't do it now since my current car is a 2 litre and it's burning oil so I can't really beat it. Working the night shift helped too because all the cop cars were literally at Tim Horton's when my shift ended, so I could speed all I wanted from 2 to 3 am.
Okay guise, best non-sexual feeling.
>mowing 3 acres all day
>middle of summer
>run out of lawn mower gas(thank god)
>crisp 74° cold air from AC hits your face
>take off your shirt
>middle of back sweaty spot blasted with cold air
>change your shorts and undies
>cold air blasts your sweaty junk and ass crack, lest we forget the sweaty taint
>go to couch
>takes the wait off your legs
>reach down and remove sweaty socks
>blasted with vokd air between your toes
>begin slowly scratching the top of your feet
>scratch up the anckle where the sock ring has made indents in your skin
>scratch sock ring indents for 20 solid minutes
Captcha; select the pictures with grass
>Drink 10 gallons of water before going to be
>Go to sleep
>Wake up because need to hose the fire out (this part actually sucks)
>Watch out for spooky monsters n sheit
>Go back to bed relieved
>Sleep comfy as fuck because relieved bladder
Different anon from a mostly Finn area...saunas are the fucking best. In the winter when it's -20, we just step outside in our towels and walk to the sauna. The temperature shock feels so great. I like the return trip after you're sweaty af and the cold air hits you.
When you have been mowing 3 acres of grass for almost 6 hours and its 97° outside, 74° is a godsend.
Unless you are a big fat meaty fucker who needs it to be like 50° in their house to cool off their bacon flap pork bellies
Easy as fuck. Hairy legs, tube socks on all day, take them bitches off and let her scratch your ankles. Or do it yourself, either way. Also piss relief.
>has never kicked a heavybag and made it bend
>has never done a strength and conditioning course and outpaced 15-20 other full grown in shape men
Lifting heavy shit is for faggots and Mexicans.
Well you keep talking to me, so you obviously do. And since you asked, kickboxing is punching and kicking, and when I say cardio kickboxing I mean focused on getting in shape. Muay Thai is punching, elbows, kicking, knees, and clinching, and it is for self defense or for sport, not for getting in shape,
you fucking troglodyte
Call me a what the fuck you want but my mom will rub my back sometimes and my head as well. Sometimes their is a spot on my head that she scratches with her nails just perfectly. Like it is nearly as good as an orgasm. I gen goosebumps all over my body.
That moment when you're sick, lying on your bed trying to sleep with your clogged nostril, you turn on the other side and feel how your nostril opens slowly, allowing you to finally breathe. Best feeling.
Hang 10 or get tubed up on a soft, lazy longboard point break.
>it's better than sex
>it's better than anything
>And that is the time I shat until I loved the Earth and everyone in it.
Blissful, peaceful, everything is numb, everything is fuzzy, watching the doctors swarm around you with the bemusement of a child through patches of blackness. Really pretty good
OP said non-sexual you retard. And yes, I can think of shit that feels more amazing.
Getting your back professionally popped feels fan fucking tastic, like a ton of bricks is being lifted off your back. And when you leave you feel like the air is more fresh and you can breathe better.
Also when you've been eating nothing but Taco Bell and KFC for a week and you finally rush to the toilet and slam your ass down on the cold seat, feeling your insides turn inside out and furiously erupt out your ass like Mt. Krakatoa as pounds of heavy liquid shit and large solid chunks splash into the waters below and satisfyingly fill the ceramic bowl. That's some otherworldly shit, last time I did that I almost lost conciousness for a minute. I didn't eat KFC or Taco Bell for a while after that.
And the feeling when you are drowning in a pool then your best friend saves you and your fucking heart stops and then you realize how much they care about you even when they act like a prick to you 24/7 but then you realize they care so much about you but they could never admit it.
Top that, faggots.
I cant believe not a single person has said taking their shoes off after a hard days work/a long hike, shit is so cash.
Or after you've been walking for so fucking long and you stop walking to take a break and it still feels like you're walking, thats the shit
Confident reassuring of a healthy lifestyle day by day through practice and persistence to be and do your best.
>sowing seeds within the soil of sobriety
>growing happiness in the pit of nothing
>anything else you choose to do beyond continues to be enjoyable because you create the joy rather than search for it
Yes I am. I mean the proper type of sauna, where you throw water on a stove to achieve your favourite level of scorching hot. Wood powered or electric doesn't matter as long as it can bring some heat. Sometimes I have a nice dry sauna and don't throw any water for steam but let the power source heat the stones more. Goes good with a bucket of snow.
I don't mean those lady salons where you can't even throw water and my body temperature is the same as the damn room and they've gone completely overboard with the amount of steam. I tried one in the UK, what a disappointing attempt.
Half true, because at the end of every party comes the skinny betas to try on the ugly bitches, and even with this, the ugly bitches think they worth more and refuse them. I mean, come on...
I'm this anon:
Forgot to add pic.
how do you know? are you an ugly girl?
anyway nobody here mentioned chiropractic, so I wanted to say that getting a massage, ultrasound etc. til your muscles are super soft and then getting a full spinal and cervical adjustment is way up there. if not the best, then at least in the top 3.
honourable mention also goes to
>that feeling on your fingertips right after you trim your nails
>air conditioning after being out in the heat
>opening the oven when it's cold in the house and you're baking something
>that super sensitive skin under a newly healed blister or a scab that's just fallen off
>q-tip in bellybutton
it must be difficult being a person who has never pooped
The relaxing pulse right after heavy stretching
Waiting for the trap beat to drop and hitting a heavy-ass deadlift PR
When your airplane finally hits the ground in a new country and you start your adventure
Right after a deep tissue massage
Unloading a huge poop
Finishing a really spicy noodle dish
I went to Egypt when I was a teenager in holidays and used to play football with my dad who's now dead in the blistering 40 degree celcius+ heat.
I used to get so hot and sweaty to the point where I'd almost have a heatstroke or something and when the game was over I'd take my football top off and shoes and just dive in to the hotel swimming pool.
Those times were so much simpler for me.
except having something in your ass gives you a feeling of fullness, and having something leave your ass gives you a feeling of emptiness. fullness and emptiness do not feel the same unless you have a neurological problem. taking a shit gives a sense of emptiness and relief and an absence of internal pressure.
Are massages ect worth the money? I've been tempted to get one for a long time now. I think it'd be beneficial. I find that when I lay down on my back in my bed that it feels so fucking good so I figure my back could do with a massage.
Being in college and spending most of your remaining days fucking around with your friends, instead of being productive or studying. And not feeling guilty about it at all. You know that won’t remember what you got on your sociology term paper, but you will remember sitting on the porch with your friends for 5 hours on that one Thursday afternoon.
It feels great remembering good old conversations you had with people you love and care about, but also sad because you know things might not ever be the same.
Also the feeling of sitting on your bed with the the window open and pouring rain outside, just listening to the relaxing sound as you go through old photo albums and think about how much has changed.
if you have the money to spend and you get someone who didn't just graduate from massage school yesterday, yes. an hour massage sounds like it would be boring but it's not, it just feels great. honestly if I was making the kind of money I used to make, I'd be seeing a massage therapist, acupuncturist, and chiropractor every couple months. not because of the supposed health benefits but just because it makes my body feel better, looser, in a way that's different from stretches or yoga.
and of course depending on where you go, some places give happy endings. so there is that too.
I am brazilian, here the steamroom/steamsauna is pretty dam hot, there was one in my old gym - the expensive/notpoorfag one.I did competitions sometimes when i was younger to see who was going to be the last one to leave
I'm withdrawing my semester but I'm staying on campus until the end of it. It's been pretty relaxing to have time to myself to just think about my life and whatever, but to be honest it's been boring as fuck. I can't wait until I go home and can start driving around and taking classes and shit.
I've actually done this before. Except I was trying to meditate and the lights were off so I was in this half concious state of being awake and asleep and long story short I almost drowned
You motherfuckers better prepare yourselves, this is an age old secret technique of mine.
If you have a cat then go get it, this might work with other animals but I haven't tried it with anything other than a cat, sit that fucker down somewhere and wait for it to relax, it has to be in a good mood, then put the lower part of the back of your neck (where the cerebellum is) right up to its face, with any luck it should start rubbing its nose and whiskers lightly against you and it feels like a fucking full body orgasm.