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DUBS DECIDES WHAT I SAY TO THIS GUY ON KIK!
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I'm a desperate newfag trying to get featured
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Won't lie, I'd totally suck you off.
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>>680041118
You fucking homo. Lets lick up our entire ass like it is ice cream you silly whore!!!
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>>680041118
i kinda like jerking off dogs
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>>680041573
reroll
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Op is an fag
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>>680041573
Rolling
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>>680041118
i want you to rape me
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>>680041118
Can I watch you suck off my dog?
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i dropped a baby once
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>>680041118
Get off my face you silly fucking cunt!
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I'm a gigantic faggot please rape my face
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>>680041711
WINRAR
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>>680041711
YES winrar
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>>680041711
winrar
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>>680041711
WINRAR
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end my suffering
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>>680041711
Checked
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Have you fucked a nigger? If so, why haven't you killed yourself?
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What is your opinion on homosexual polygamy?
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>>680041711
Ayyy
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>>680041822
>>680041711
double winrar
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>>680041118
My friends call me the feltcher
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I masterbate to my mom bathing
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>>680041822
2nd WINRAR
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>>680041822
Winrar
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>>680041822
damn you sound hurted
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>>680041505
Rolling
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>>680041944
WINRAR!!!
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>>680041944
damn these wins are coming fast
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What are your hobbies? I usually dissasemble human males while they are awake while listening to lovely quiet music and humming to it and enjoying the puny humans screams and begging.
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>>680041944
>>680041822
these are less believable and gay but do them as well after response
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>>680041822
Provide OP
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>>680041505
roll
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>>680041922
you must also say double winrar OP
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I'm a registered sex offender btw. I only dropped the baby because I thought my dick could hold it up like a coat hanger.
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Is OP boy or girl?
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>>680042124
Then you fucking roll dubs with what you want
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>>680042251

You supposed to roll it into the conversation not just copy paste fucking newfag
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>>680041938
this
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>>680042341
i was the original dubs faggot
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I wish I was joking
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>>680042499
ding
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>>680042405
Are you into sloppy anonymous homo shit?
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>>680042499
check em
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Hey visit this place, I'm letting random people on the internet decide what I message you: >>680041118
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I want to turn my asshole inside out and rub you with it.
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>>680042499
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May you send a picture of a pretzel stick in your urethra?
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>>680042640
reroll
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>>680042405
What is he not a fan of?
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>>680041938
reroll
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>>680042405
Reactions always the same

>wtf?!
><more stupid shit by anons>
>bye
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>>680042640
rwl
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send him a pic of ur boobs
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Pictures of your penis, please.
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can i suck your dick
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Would you date me?
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Gay stuff, alright???
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>>680042823
Rolling
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>>680042899
I have no boobs
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>>680042899
Checked
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>>680042974
dick it is OP
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Is it weird that I'm gay for you?
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>>680042974
Do it anyway. Idk if they're pecs, moobs. A cups. It wiuld be even funnier if they were moobs
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>>680043071
This
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>>680042637
>it's fine

time to squeeze it out of him OP
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fucking detest Niggers, they are disgusting, filthy and vile parasites that do not even have the capacity to form a functioning state, despite being the first "human" beings on earth, they have yet to make a single contribution to the global society and today are what they've always been: A burden.
Seriously Beth, Niggers are like fucking animals eating from the hand of the West. Nothing would give me more joy than brutally stamping on a few of these rancid nigger baby's chests, let's just be thankful that hundreds of these parasites die every day.

freecastin/onlinesoccer2all reddit
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id like to cum in your ear
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How big is your dick?
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>>680043264
reroll
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Why have we not fucked yet?
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send him something fucked up from /b/ give this normie some nightmares
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I wanna get gay with you <3
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if trips you meet up with him
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Lick my toes and I'll suck yo dick
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>>680043426
reroll
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Send dick pic
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>>680043371
roll
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>>680043460
gonna keep goin
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>>680043495
%%
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>>680043371
reroll
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>>680043531
%%
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Tell him you have a dick and a vagina. Tel him you are a hermaphrodite
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>>680043555
YIOU STOLE MY FUCKIN TRIPS YOU PIECE OF SHIT
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MegaGigaNigga 3000 here, reporting in
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>>680041938
THIS

ADD:
because I'm good at it.
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>>680043555
winrar
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>>680043555
win
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>>680043666
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I'm sorry if I'm confusing you... I'm confused myself
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Do you want to see my weird genitalia?
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>>680043844
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Send dick pics
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What kind of suits do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits
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My dick is hard, wanna see it ?
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Can I see your dick?
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>>680042251
Op you are retarded. Fucking newfag.
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I want you in me
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>>680043989
Reroll
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>>680044137
r o l l i n
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>>680043844
shit this is getting out of control
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My boyfriend keeps stealing my phone ;-;
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>>680044221
so close...
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FUNNY ASS JOKE THREAD!!
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>>680044255
Winrar
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>>680044137
Shameless samefag rolling
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>>680043989
THISSSS
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>>680044137
This
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I'm taking that ass, you want me to take it too, don't'ya? <3
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Send nudes
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>>680044255
Faggot dubs waster. I'm not doing that
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>>680044455
>>680044499

dub trip dub combo
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>>680044499
Checked
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>>680044455
Double winrar trips and dubs
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The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
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>>680044535
Provide faggot OP
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Here
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>>680044535
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I'll show you who's boss of this gym! <3
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>>680044751
Good on you OP. Sticking to promises
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>>680044799
>>680044811

its getting a bit crazy in here
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>>680044811
Winrar
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>>680043666
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>>680044811
Checked
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18/f

caitpaigex

she's a british slut
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so how much do I have to pay for you to smear mac and cheese over my chest?
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I want you more though
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>>680044455
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>>680044811
winrar
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>>680045041
Rollin
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>>680044799
>>680044455
>>680044499
Combining double trip dubs nice
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I'll do anything
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>>680045084
quality meme there
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I want u to introduce a knife in my manly parts
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So would you be down for a three way with my boyfriend?
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I just want you to fuck me until my chubby butt bleeds.
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Between the two of us.. I'm the bigger faggot therefore I'm big spoon
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So yes nudes or no nudes
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>>680045388
Winrar
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>>680042798
have you not seen /b/'s adventure of klu yoshi?
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>>680045388
win
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>>680045388
Winrar
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Are you an Arab, cos i have a spring in my pants for you
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i like to masturbate at my dad having sex with my boyfriend
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Please send nudes I'll do anything. ANYTHING
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i want u to introduce a boiled egg in my rectum
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>>680045788
winrar
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>>680045788
win
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>>680045588
op quit it with ur dubs
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>>680045788
>>680045866
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>>680045588
Why are you still texting if you dont want to fuck my brains out? (;
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i wanna have a threesome with you and my dog
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I'm an artist, I'm a performance artist. I'm hired by people to fulfill their fantasies, their deep dark fantasies. I was gonna be a movie star y'know, modeling and acting. After acouple of auditions and small parts I decided y'know I had enough, Then I got into the Escort world. The client requests contain a lot of fetishes, so I just decided to go y'know... full Master and change my entire house into a dungeon... Dungeon Master now with a full dungeon in my house and It's going really well. Fisting is 300 bucks and usually the guy is pretty much hard on pop to get really relaxed y'know and I have this long latex glove that goes all the way up to my armpit and then I put on a surgical latex glove up to my wrist and just lube it up and it's a long process y'know to get your whole arm up there but it's an intense feeling for the other person I think for myself too, you go in places that even though it's physical with your hand but for some reason it's also more emotional it's more psychological too and we both get you know to the same place it's really strange at the same time and I find sessions like that really exhausting. I don't know I feel kinda naked because I am looking at myself for the first time, well not myself but this aspect of my life for the first time and it's been harsh... three to five years already? I never thought about it... Kinda sad I feel kinda sad right now, I don't know why.. Wanna try it for free? It's a great way to get to know eachother <3
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>>680046008
rollin'
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>>680045999
Upside-down Satan trips
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I'll let you tie me up if I get too weird for you.
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>>680046008
reroll
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>>680046008
rollo
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>>680046220
>>680046274
Samefag
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Don't sweat the small stuff. And by small, I mean my penis.
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>>680046008
RE:roll
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Both my dog and i would like a bone if you know what i mean ;-D
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>>680046008
rawl
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My dog is actually my right foot. I have a foot fetish.
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i need you to fuck me in the penis
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>>680046498
>>680046424
>>680046274
>>680046220
>>680046093
Samefagging it hard
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>>680046566
WINRAR
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tell him about your Trump hat you just order, anon
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>>680046566
Winrar
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I'm not creepy in real life... Promise
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>>680046008
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>>680046566
LOL winrar
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My dick gets bigger when I pull it, sometimes I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin! But I know how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth? Want me to show you?
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i like my father to see me having sex with my mom :3
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>>680046744
Samefag rolling doesn't count
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>>680046744
Samefag rolling doesn't count
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>>680046744
ffs samefag
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>>680046784
roll
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>>680046844
>>680046866
double dubs cancel samefag
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>>680046844
My nigga!
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>>680046844
>>680046859
The samefag wasn't me. I was helping him out.
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>>680046827
OP already made a guy think that he's gay so that doesn't make much sense
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2 in a row biatch
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>>680046954
Sure anon..
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Now,without further interruption, let's celebrate and suck some dick! ;) <3
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WANT A FRIENDS NUDES?
KIK ME - 20problems
I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO
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Please help me?
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OP don't do the long as one because someone was samefaging.it
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>>680047235
I concur with this anon
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I act very weird when I am in love.
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sorry my dog keeps stealing my car, want to drive my phone into the sunset?
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i want you to know that, i have AIDS and i ave AIDS to my bf <3
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Can you at least send me a shirtless pic?
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Don't leave me..
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Nothing beats a feeling of dog eating cum out of my anus
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I like cutting my penis
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I'm actually quite normal, I was just feeling you out for weirdness. Let's get serious now and have a decent chat.
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if you dont like my dog you can go fuck your grandfather in fucking hell bitch
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Let's do it Nazi style. You can gas my chamber ;)
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>>680047900
winrar biiiiiaaaatch
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>>680047900
Brutal.
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>>680047900
WONROR
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>>680046784
roll
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I'm spider man
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In all honesty, I think we would have fun together. I've already imagined you getting me pregnant.
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Send me a cum tribute baby, pretty plz <3
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>>680048264
roll
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>>680048264
rollin'
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>>680048371
Stop samefagging you piece of shit
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What would you rather be tied up and raped with?

a) A raw sausage
b) A candlestick
c) A baseball bat
d) My dick
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Just me and you, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout You asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy and I asked what and you said you'd give me your cummies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes you happy so it's my only goal... Harder ! Harder ! 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4 I'm your princess but I'm also a whore!
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>>680048673
this
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>>680048640
?
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I have four men tied up in my basement right now, wanna be #5?
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you fucking jew
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>>680047900
Provide OP
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Are you a fucking faggot? I just asked if you'd like to have sex and you're refusing to
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OP, give us an update.
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is op kill?
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>>680048673
this op
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My vagina smells like nickels
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OP is still typing out that long post. What a faggot.
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OP is not doing it anymore because he accepted his fate as a faggot and is now not making a fool of himself in front of his new crush
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>>680049098
Is it not supposed to?
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i can shove a hole pack of jellybeans up my ass
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>>680049266
Winrar. Fucking provide OP!
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>>680048791
It's okay, I know you weren't samefagging.
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>>680049266
OBEY
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ur being a massive faggot right now
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Next dubs tells OP how to an hero
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>>680049566
choking on a bag of dicks
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I'm sorry OP, I have to be honest now. I'm actually a 352lb woman named Lucy. I also have text tourettes, it's something I take medication for, but I was really hoping we could actually connect and go out on a date sometime?
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>>680049666
SATAN
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>>680049566
Dressed in an elmo costume with a belt around his neck suspended on a doorknob jerking off.
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>>680049666
Nice roll satan
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>>680043844
You guys have a cap of?
>>680000000
I lose it
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opius fagatlius
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>>680050000
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I have a brain tumor
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