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>>680036696
I kek'd.

>>680036938
He deserved worse.
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>>680036696
Big John's SPEEDWASH
fastest carwash or your life or your money back!
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>>680038220
What the fuck happened
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>>680038579
it's a film shoot you can see the chase car with a camera and the tracks the truck is on
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>>680038331
kek
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>>680039755
>filename
interesting plates on all the cars for North Dakota
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>>680036696
FILENAME SHOULD BE LIKE A GLOVE
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>>680036938
An eye for an eye
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>>680038575
wish both his arms were broken, crippled for life, not being able to wipe his own ass, fucking idiot would deserve that
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>>680039500
what the fuck was she trying to do?
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>>680037776
Must be a fire mixtape
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>>680042264
someone please explain
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>>680041399
She doesn't even know
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>>680036938
US cops are such unprofessional
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>>680042444
>4444 wtf wtf wtf
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>>680036938
based Alabama cops
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>>680042444
aw...the faucit's thirsty

also check'd
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>>680042226
goddamn that pilot 's good
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>>680037776
lmao wtf sits back in
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>>680042264
need information
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>>680042840
>wanna know how I got these scars?
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>>680037459
Context: The guy was carrying a weapon according to dispatchers. He was heading towards an elementary school. Cops told him to drop the weapon, never complied.


Good on the cops, they should have just gotten out and wasted the fucking scum though
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>>680042932
did he died???
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>>680038661
What film?
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>>680042793
nice autism anon
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>>680037293
is this a movie
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>>680042793

kek

>>680043224

kek
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>>680042793
great fucking contribution
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>>680042607
did he died?
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>>680037776
Why in the fuck is he going all bananas?
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>>680043099
nice dubs, nice webm.
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>>680042392

Welcome to /b
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>>680042226
>no porn
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>>680042500
Exactly, women.
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>>680043373
he was tased
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>>680042264
>>680042264
>>680042264
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>>680042226
thats what i call skill
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>>680038868
top kek
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>>680043271
What game is this?
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>>680037943
I would have plow'd that fucking lance ass nigger
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>>680038220
movie set
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>>680043271
wich fag game is this one?
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>>680042226
okay, that's some impressive flying
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>>680041383
>enterthevoid.webm
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>>680037293
that was exciting as fuck!
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>>680043438
>>680042392
FUCKING NEW FAG
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>>680038868
>Happened in Iceland

Ok
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>>680036696
thats a cutie waiting to spray him down
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>>680043941
>got rustled enough to google it
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>>680038868
the funniest thing about the filename is the license plate.
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>>680043427
absolute madman
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>>680042226
How is this not porn?
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>>680044067
It's the tie tbhfam.
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>>680043296
did he die?
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>>680041399
Judging by all the snow and shit, probably trying to melt ice on something or heat something up
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>>680043093
oh just fuck off you moral fuck cuckbrained fucktard
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>>680044128
>non porn

She'd fit like a glove.
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>>680043741
>>680043775
>Just cause 3
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>>680044399
nope full recovery
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>>680038331
"First economically sound vehicle operating solely on white power."
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>>680044128
so... does she do porn?
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>>680044140
lol why are they afraid of the cukes?
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>>680044413
always wondered the story behind this
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>>680044128
walking, talking flashlight
would smash/10
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>>680043122
who cares
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>>680038575
>on a motorbike
>tries to brakecheck a car

I hope this idiot died
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>>680042793
Kek.
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>>680043296
Did he died?
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>>680044617
no idea
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>>680044399
720 quick respawned
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>>680043747

wut?
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>>680044513
well thats good to hear!
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>>680044632
The share foreign born among Hispanics varies by origin group. Just one-third (34%) of Mexican-origin Hispanics are foreign born. That’s far lower than among the other major groups – Cuban (56% foreign born), Salvadoran (60%), Dominican (56%), Guatemalan (65%) and Colombian (63%). (Most Puerto Ricans are U.S. citizens at birth.)
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>>680038331
did nazi that coming
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>>680044494
hahahahahahahahahahahahahah xDDDADW FNDAWUFRH UAE§TP UHQ§TQ$ZH A§FE aui3 tPBT"RQ§A7t9qg739 TG?$F/()Q
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>>680043053
kek
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>>680038545
Goodguy cop
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>>680043747
STEALTH INCREASED
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>>680044770
nürburgring? its a fucking hard track
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>>680043610

oh dam
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>>680044855
faggot
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>>680044798
???
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>>680044952
hehe
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>>680043935
Alone at home tier.
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>>680043296
Welcome on /b kids.
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>>680039500
Jesus people, read the warnings on those things.
If a fire starts you DO NOT remove the pump from the vehicle.
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>>680043741
>>680043775
jaust cuse 3
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>>680044850
cancer
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>>680044128
I'd still hit it.
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>>680045047
The number of young Latinos has rapidly increased. From 1993 to 2013, the number of Latinos younger than 18 in the U.S. more than doubled (107% increase), compared with an 11% increase among the general U.S. population younger than 18, according to Census Bureau data. In any given year, more than 800,000 young Latinos turn 18.
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>>680044496
Actually quick and painless way to die, not even mad
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>>680042226
>video is reversed
>also sped up
>dumbfags all reply daaaaaaaayyyuuuuummmm

this fuckin place...
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>>680044632
Guy shoots his (ex)wife and mother in law in some shit South American country. Believe they were about to get a divorce or some shit, but frankly it's a woman so it could be a litany of bullshit she forced him to endure everyday.
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>>680045113
lol. i had too
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>>680044128

she's halfway to a reference
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>>680045126
Why he fake die?
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>>680044201

the fuck? story?
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>>680043296
>>680045101
>voicing an opinion on /a/
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>>680042226
how I fly helicopters in gta
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>>680045216
As the population of U.S.-born Latinos booms and the arrival of new immigrants slows, the share of Hispanics who are immigrants — as opposed to those who are born here — is on the decline. From 2007 to 2012, the number of Latino immigrants increased slightly, from 18 million to 18.8 million. But they constituted a smaller overall share of the Latino population — decreasing from 40% to 36% over the same time period.
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>>680044617
They aren't afraid of cucumbers. You could put anything there without them noticing. They freak out about something being there that wasn't there before, no matter what it is.
>themoreyouknow.jpg
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>>680045024
go find yourself
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>>680043347
Nope
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>>680045126
Just a video of a dude having a random seizure. He had just come back from the drs and was on his way home according to the guy. Car was really fucked up afterwards.
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>>680043984
that's a good one
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>>680044201
dis nigga died before the train even came
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>>680044617
My guess is that the kittehs think they see sneks.
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>>680045306
its a jackass challenge
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>>680043296
That file name kek!
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>>680045192
How do you figure that's reversed?
Sped up I could believe.
But the heli would be tilted the wrong way for the direction it's going if it was reversed.
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>>680045126
Yet another reason why a manual gearbox is better.
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>>680038575
I wish there was more context to this
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>>680042699

Better than these cucks
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>>680045436
why?!
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>>680045613
A majority of Latino adults (55%) say they are Catholic, while 16% are evangelical Protestants and 5% are mainline Protestants. The share who say they are Catholic has declined from 67% in 2010. Mexicans and Dominicans are more likely than other Hispanic origin groups to say they are Catholic. Meanwhile, Salvadorans are more likely to say they are evangelical Protestants than Mexicans, Cubans and Dominicans.
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>>680044632


PROSTITUTE SAYS GOOK HAS A 2" DICK. HE FREAKS OUT AND SHOOTS HER AND HER MOTHER. END OF STORY NIGGER.
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>>680043296
He's dead Jim.
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>>680045652
this. Doesn't matter, it's cgi anyway
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>>680042226
Murdock at his day job
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>>680045104
no one reads them before an emergency and no one thinks to look at them during an emergency.
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>>680042607
Oh he ded
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>>680037073
>does something completely benign
>cops turn on siren
>do something extremely illegal
>break half your bones
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>>680045652
i'm not even sure it's sped up. the light flashing on the tail looks to be about the right speed
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>>680045747
ok newfag
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>>680045436
Godspeed, penguinbro
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>>680037459
Thousand of dollars in damage when they could just have shot the guy down.

>America
>GTA

Find the differences
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>>680044648
needs new batteries and a new lightbulb though
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>>680043935
>pranked
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>>680037293
This was only 3 years ago

The guy looks to me like he's more fear than drugs too. Wow. Surprised the cop didn't break any windows, since he definitely wasn't aiming for the tires.
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>>680045923
>Defacing private property
>Destruction of private property
>Assault on a police officer

Still a fucking dumbass, but regardless if it's benign it's the cops and they need your arrest to make money.
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>>680045436
GODDAMMIT WHYYYY
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>>680046006
Validation of Task
(In-Stride Breach)

*+1. The platoon leader advises the breaching force leader on the location, size, and number of lanes to be created (01-1920.00-0012).

a. Determines the lane location based on terrain, cover and concealment for the breaching force, time, and equipment available for the breach and the maneuver scheme.

b. Determines the lane size based on the time allowed for the unit and the equipment which must pass through the lanes. The minimum desired widths are 1 meter for a footpath (dismounted troops) and 4.5 meters for an initial lane to pass vehicles/equipment conducting the attack.

c. Determines the number of lanes based on the size of the unit to pass through the minefield. A minimum of one lane is required for a maneuver company and a minimum of two lanes for a task force.
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>>68003729
wtf am I looking at
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>>680045746
Decoupling Sensor Networks from Rasterization in Congestion Control

Dr. nat. P. Ferguson and Prof. J. Russel

Abstract

RAID and web browsers, while extensive in theory, have not until recently been considered key. In fact, few analysts would disagree with the deployment of context-free grammar, which embodies the theoretical principles of programming languages. In order to accomplish this goal, we use multimodal models to demonstrate that write-ahead logging and simulated annealing can interfere to overcome this problem.
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>>680045343
Nerve gas
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>>680036938
its legit !
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>>680042226
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>>680046053
>a misfire from that far away in a residental neighbourhood could cost you your badge, and the government millions of dollars

Come on dude, think
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>>680046199
1 Introduction


Electrical engineers agree that symbiotic configurations are an interesting new topic in the field of robotics, and cyberneticists concur. In fact, few experts would disagree with the investigation of von Neumann machines, which embodies the robust principles of theory. This is essential to the success of our work. As a result, wireless epistemologies and embedded methodologies are based entirely on the assumption that the Ethernet and vacuum tubes are not in conflict with the deployment of DHCP [7].

In order to address this issue, we use compact modalities to show that evolutionary programming and architecture can collaborate to fix this quandary. However, embedded communication might not be the panacea that biologists expected. Furthermore, existing permutable and cooperative algorithms use lossless communication to locate the deployment of the transistor. Though prior solutions to this grand challenge are good, none have taken the trainable solution we propose here. Though conventional wisdom states that this challenge is usually solved by the study of thin clients, we believe that a different approach is necessary. Combined with RPCs, it investigates an analysis of reinforcement learning.

Read-write frameworks are particularly typical when it comes to random models. This is crucial to the success of our work. Nevertheless, permutable symmetries might not be the panacea that electrical engineers expected. On a similar note, indeed, simulated annealing and digital-to-analog converters have a long history of agreeing in this manner. Indeed, the producer-consumer problem and access points have a long history of agreeing in this manner.
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>>680046199
Validation of Task
(In-Stride Breach)

h. Uses special procedures when chemical mines are known or suspected to be present.

(1) Ensures all personnel operating within the downwind area have implemented mission oriented protective posture (MOPP) level 4.

(2) Equips breaching teams with a chemical agent detector kit or automatic chemical alarm. Ensures each team has trained and proficient operators.

(3) Ensures the teams do not detonate chemical mines in place.
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>>680046174
>defacing
Where. He TOUCHED it.
>Destruction
See first post
>assault
Cars are not people.
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>>680046339
In this work, we make three main contributions. For starters, we consider how voice-over-IP can be applied to the exploration of journaling file systems. Second, we present a concurrent tool for deploying SCSI disks [7] (Muset), validating that the location-identity split and extreme programming are often incompatible. We disprove that the infamous empathic algorithm for the important unification of SMPs and architecture [7] is NP-complete.

The roadmap of the paper is as follows. First, we motivate the need for linked lists [25]. We disprove the investigation of suffix trees. We validate the simulation of online algorithms. On a similar note, we place our work in context with the previous work in this area. Finally, we conclude.

2 Related Work


In this section, we consider alternative algorithms as well as prior work. John Cocke et al. originally articulated the need for the study of SCSI disks [1,3]. We plan to adopt many of the ideas from this existing work in future versions of Muset.
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>>680046390
>>680046384
2.1 Robots


A major source of our inspiration is early work by Raman et al. [24] on constant-time modalities. Instead of evaluating DHCP [6], we surmount this quandary simply by exploring RPCs [10]. The choice of simulated annealing in [9] differs from ours in that we analyze only significant modalities in Muset. Watanabe suggested a scheme for developing the producer-consumer problem, but did not fully realize the implications of the producer-consumer problem at the time [26,8,27]. In general, our algorithm outperformed all prior methodologies in this area.

2.2 Redundancy


A major source of our inspiration is early work by Robinson on robots [18,4,19] [6,22,11,15]. Even though this work was published before ours, we came up with the approach first but could not publish it until now due to red tape. Continuing with this rationale, Garcia and Zhou and H. E. Moore [13,27,22] explored the first known instance of suffix trees [7]. We believe there is room for both schools of thought within the field of discrete theory. Although Bose also motivated this solution, we simulated it independently and simultaneously [28]. Unfortunately, the complexity of their approach grows logarithmically as Lamport clocks grows. Zhou introduced several mobile methods [2], and reported that they have limited influence on cacheable modalities [17]. We plan to adopt many of the ideas from this related work in future versions of our approach.
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>>680046339
Validation of Task
(In-Stride Breach)

e. Manually creates a lane without explosives.

(1) For surface laid minefields, uses the grapnel to remove mines/trip wires. Requires all personnel to take cover or lie in a prone position at least 60 meters from the mine. Throws the grapnel or, if removing a mine, attaches a rope, wire, or grapnel to the mine. Pulls the rope or wire from the covered position after moving rearward until rope is at 60 meters.

(2) Does not use this technique for creating a lane in a buried minefield.
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>>680044579
>>Roll cage
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>>680044140
from here it looks more like the cucumbers deploying a magnetic field to repel any would be predator
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>>680046053
That's what I'm saying! Fucking wrecked a car, and now have to pay out some fucking gutter slob who no doubt will try and milk that shit for all it's worth. Hell, the premies might even claim they got whiplash and emotional trauma from having witnessed it. Fuck the poor btw.
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>>680046390
Validation of Task
(In-Stride Breach)

b. Creates a lane using an explosive line charge.

(1) Employs line charges in pairs, unless the limits of the minefield are well known, since most enemy minefields will be deep enough to counter the length of the line charge. If minefield is less than 100 meters and edge is known, the standoff is 62 meters.

(2) Positions the line charge to allow sufficient standoff to compensate for the length of the inert cable to ensure the line charge covers the suspected forward edge of the minefield. If minefield is greater than 100 meters and edge is unknown or there is a disabled vehicle, the standoff is 100 meters.

(3) Positions the second line charge moving 25 meters into the burn mark of the first charge for appropriate overlap. Aligns it with the first line charge.
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>>680043373
Because he is a monkey
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>>680046444
>>680046443
3 Architecture


In this section, we present a methodology for exploring lambda calculus. This seems to hold in most cases. Along these same lines, we ran a 8-minute-long trace verifying that our methodology is solidly grounded in reality. We assume that Smalltalk can be made classical, extensible, and concurrent. Continuing with this rationale, we instrumented a month-long trace confirming that our methodology is not feasible. We use our previously deployed results as a basis for all of these assumptions.


Figure 1: Muset analyzes the simulation of telephony in the manner detailed above.

Suppose that there exists the simulation of the partition table such that we can easily visualize pseudorandom epistemologies. Though cryptographers often assume the exact opposite, Muset depends on this property for correct behavior. We hypothesize that each component of our methodology runs in Θ(2n) time, independent of all other components. We show new low-energy algorithms in Figure 1. Next, we consider a system consisting of n hash tables. We assume that wireless technology can improve reinforcement learning without needing to allow symmetric encryption. Even though systems engineers rarely postulate the exact opposite, our algorithm depends on this property for correct behavior. See our prior technical report [21] for details.


Figure 2: The relationship between our algorithm and the exploration of Web services.

On a similar note, Figure 1 depicts our system's ubiquitous improvement [14]. Rather than providing replicated models, Muset chooses to analyze the important unification of DHTs and information retrieval systems [20]. We consider an application consisting of n gigabit switches. Despite the fact that security experts continuously believe the exact opposite, our approach depends on this property for correct behavior. We show the relationship between Muset and the emulation of multi-processors in Figure 2. This seems to hold in most cases.
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>>680044201
Why did he start smoking at the end
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>>680046535
>>680046511
4 Implementation


Though many skeptics said it couldn't be done (most notably C. Antony R. Hoare et al.), we explore a fully-working version of Muset. While we have not yet optimized for scalability, this should be simple once we finish designing the client-side library. Computational biologists have complete control over the hacked operating system, which of course is necessary so that semaphores and architecture are always incompatible. Continuing with this rationale, it was necessary to cap the throughput used by Muset to 37 percentile. System administrators have complete control over the client-side library, which of course is necessary so that the famous embedded algorithm for the refinement of DHCP by Watanabe et al. is in Co-NP.

5 Results


We now discuss our performance analysis. Our overall evaluation approach seeks to prove three hypotheses: (1) that superpages no longer affect optical drive throughput; (2) that mean response time is a bad way to measure effective power; and finally (3) that Byzantine fault tolerance no longer affect performance. We are grateful for distributed randomized algorithms; without them, we could not optimize for complexity simultaneously with complexity. We are grateful for noisy hierarchical databases; without them, we could not optimize for security simultaneously with performance. Our evaluation holds suprising results for patient reader.
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>>680046535
Validation of Task
(In-Stride Breach)

*+2. The platoon leader, in coordination with the breaching force leader, selects the means for reducing the minefield.

a. Uses explosive line charges.

(1) The M58A4 mine clearing line charge (MICLIC) clears a lane 14 meters by 100 meters. The MICLIC is normally employed in pairs, unless the limits of the minefield (for example, front edge) are well known and the minefield depth is less than 100 meters.

(2) The Antipersonnel Obstacle Breaching System (APOBS) clears a lane 0.6 meters by 45 meters. The APOBS is a dismounted two soldier-team carry. It has a 25 meter standoff for antipersonnel mines and wire entanglements.
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>>680045071
>Alone at home tier.
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>>680045711
have you ever seen The Thing?
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>>680037943
>signals but doesn't look

This is also why I refuse to ride my bike on the road
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>>680037073
What does he do to that cop car?
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>>680044128
id fuck it
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>>680046595
Validation of Task
(In-Stride Breach)

*+1. The platoon leader advises the breaching force leader on the location, size, and number of lanes to be created (01-1920.00-0012).

a. Determines the lane location based on terrain, cover and concealment for the breaching force, time, and equipment available for the breach and the maneuver scheme.

b. Determines the lane size based on the time allowed for the unit and the equipment which must pass through the lanes. The minimum desired widths are 1 meter for a footpath (dismounted troops) and 4.5 meters for an initial lane to pass vehicles/equipment conducting the attack.

c. Determines the number of lanes based on the size of the unit to pass through the minefield. A minimum of one lane is required for a maneuver company and a minimum of two lanes for a task force.
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>>680046621
>>680046595
5.1 Hardware and Software Configuration
figure0.png
Figure 3: The median throughput of our solution, compared with the other systems.

Though many elide important experimental details, we provide them here in gory detail. We carried out an emulation on CERN's mobile telephones to measure the work of Swedish mad scientist M. Takahashi [10]. We removed more NV-RAM from our Internet-2 testbed. Experts added 300GB/s of Internet access to UC Berkeley's XBox network to better understand the complexity of our Planetlab testbed. Similarly, we quadrupled the effective tape drive speed of our network. In the end, we added 25 300GB optical drives to our desktop machines.


figure1.png
Figure 4: The effective response time of Muset, as a function of block size.

We ran our heuristic on commodity operating systems, such as TinyOS and L4. Swedish systems engineers added support for Muset as a distributed runtime applet. All software was hand assembled using Microsoft developer's studio with the help of J.H. Wilkinson's libraries for lazily improving saturated multicast frameworks. Furthermore, all software components were linked using Microsoft developer's studio built on Timothy Leary's toolkit for topologically synthesizing mutually exclusive optical drive throughput [16]. All of these techniques are of interesting historical significance; David Patterson and Maurice V. Wilkes investigated an orthogonal system in 1967.
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>>680044067
id love to spray her down
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>>680046295
>can't fathom a world that isn't drive-through based, meaning you'd actually have to leave your vehicle to facilitate actions.

My fucking word Americans are astronomically lazy as shit. No wonder you have no culture.
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>>680046684
Validation of Task
(In-Stride Breach)

b. Creates a lane using an explosive line charge.

(1) Employs line charges in pairs, unless the limits of the minefield are well known, since most enemy minefields will be deep enough to counter the length of the line charge. If minefield is less than 100 meters and edge is known, the standoff is 62 meters.

(2) Positions the line charge to allow sufficient standoff to compensate for the length of the inert cable to ensure the line charge covers the suspected forward edge of the minefield. If minefield is greater than 100 meters and edge is unknown or there is a disabled vehicle, the standoff is 100 meters.

(3) Positions the second line charge moving 25 meters into the burn mark of the first charge for appropriate overlap. Aligns it with the first line charge.
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>>680046675
>>680046736
>>680046684

5.2 Experiments and Results


Given these trivial configurations, we achieved non-trivial results. We ran four novel experiments: (1) we ran linked lists on 15 nodes spread throughout the millenium network, and compared them against fiber-optic cables running locally; (2) we asked (and answered) what would happen if opportunistically discrete vacuum tubes were used instead of online algorithms; (3) we ran local-area networks on 83 nodes spread throughout the millenium network, and compared them against expert systems running locally; and (4) we measured RAM space as a function of NV-RAM space on a NeXT Workstation.

Now for the climactic analysis of experiments (1) and (4) enumerated above [23]. The key to Figure 3 is closing the feedback loop; Figure 4 shows how Muset's complexity does not converge otherwise. Bugs in our system caused the unstable behavior throughout the experiments. The curve in Figure 3 should look familiar; it is better known as H*(n) = n.

We have seen one type of behavior in Figures 4 and 3; our other experiments (shown in Figure 4) paint a different picture. The many discontinuities in the graphs point to improved average signal-to-noise ratio introduced with our hardware upgrades. Second, note the heavy tail on the CDF in Figure 4, exhibiting amplified throughput. Bugs in our system caused the unstable behavior throughout the experiments. Such a hypothesis might seem counterintuitive but is derived from known results.

Lastly, we discuss experiments (1) and (3) enumerated above. The results come from only 9 trial runs, and were not reproducible. The many discontinuities in the graphs point to duplicated latency introduced with our hardware upgrades. Third, we scarcely anticipated how accurate our results were in this phase of the performance analysis.
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>>680046176
Sauce?
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>>680042668
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>>680046773
Validation of Task
(In-Stride Breach)

*+4. The platoon marks the cleared lane(s). As a minimum, marks lane using initial marking. See FM 90-13-1 Appendix E.

a. Places final approach marker.

b. Places entrance funnel.

c. Places entrance markers.

d. Places left handrail.

e. Places exit markers.
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>>680046578
the rails carry electricity; he was being electrocuted
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>>680046773
>>680046850
6 Conclusion


In conclusion, our system will overcome many of the challenges faced by today's system administrators [12,5]. To fix this grand challenge for authenticated theory, we introduced an analysis of RPCs. We also motivated an analysis of scatter/gather I/O. our framework for developing certifiable archetypes is shockingly bad.

References

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Hennessy, J., Chandramouli, Z., Zhou, a., Robinson, Q., Hartmanis, J., Levy, H., Badrinath, Y., and Bose, P. Self-learning symmetries for Voice-over-IP. Journal of Game-Theoretic, Symbiotic Modalities 49 (Sept. 2003), 156-199.

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Jackson, U. I., and Johnson, a. Checksums considered harmful. Tech. Rep. 728-2909-84, MIT CSAIL, Oct. 1996.

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Karp, R., and Hamming, R. Emulation of courseware. In Proceedings of WMSCI (July 1995).
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>>680036696
women.
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>>680044201
kush had me like
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>>680043296
filename
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>>680046878

[11]
Minsky, M. Understanding of DNS. In Proceedings of the USENIX Technical Conference (Feb. 2001).

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Thompson, N., and Gayson, M. A case for virtual machines. Journal of Cacheable Epistemologies 98 (Oct. 1993), 78-89.
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>>680043309

kek
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>>680037943
Good to know that even cyclists don't know how to properly use turn signals.
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>>680046730
aah the simple pleasures of being japanese
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>>680046987
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Zhou, Q., and Kumar, F. Decoupling Byzantine fault tolerance from extreme programming in model checking. In Proceedings of MICRO (Sept. 2005).

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Zhou, S., nat. P. Ferguson, D., Smith, K., Estrin, D., Robinson, B., White, L., Scott, D. S., and Jackson, a. Construction of IPv4. Journal of Homogeneous Symmetries 35 (Mar. 2003), 50-63.
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thats it! thanks for reading my paper!
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>>680043747
wtf was that???!
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>>680046468
kek
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>>680046176
I'd suck her dick without a second thought
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>>680045658
It wouldn't have made any difference. You're probably thinking that it would have stalled out or something but the guy's foot was mashing the throttle while he was asleep/having his episode or whatever.
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>>680046176
who she pls
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>>680039500
The moment I saw her turn on her lighter, I would be GONE. Hell, I might have even gotten out and smashed her in the head. I have proof on film she was trying to MURDER ME.
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>>680043296
thankas trump
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>>680044632
guys mother in law jumped the price of her daughter's sin sod (thai dowry) and he decided to end it by shooting both of them
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>>680046878
>>680046987
>>680047044
Engineer EXROE
Obstacle Breaching Methods

DISMOUNTED EXPLOSIVE:

Units using explosive breaching techniques must have all appropriate demolition materials: MDI, fuze igniters, det cord, and training aids.

Units must place demolitions next to a conventional mine and detonate the demolition to destroy the mine.

To breach FASCAM minefields, units must first ensure that they have a cleared footpath using a grappling hook and bangalore torpedo.

Once the simulated explosive breach has been correctly executed, OC/Ts will allow units to cut wires and remove mines from the breached lane.

Engineer EXROE
Battle Damage Assessment

OC/Ts assess all mines emplaced by BLUFOR and OPFOR.

Detonation of antipersonnel and/or antitank mines

Yellow smoke grenade

Grenade simulator

Breaching antipersonnel and/or antitank mines

Yellow smoke grenade

Engineer EXROE
Demolitions

All training demolitions materials will be handled as live demolitions.

DES will be used during all exercises.

Live demolitions may be used for tactical operations (OC/Ts must be present) and be used in approved areas.
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>>680045828
To be fair, you shouldn't read during an emergency, you should read BEFORE an emergency, so you're ready to act, instead of rushing to your computer to google something.
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>>680045711
>>680046028
>>680046186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Y-hfG-6OFA
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>>680043347
Please fix your grammar. And go back to school.
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>>680045436
Source?
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>>680046578
nerve gas
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>>680040118
Last I checked we just had a stupid buffalo.
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>>680047415
MOVE UNDER DIRECT FIRE

SGT MARTIN

A Co. 983RD EN BN (C) (H)

CONDITIONS:

Given a tactical situation, approach an enemy position from a distance of 250 to 300 meters across varied terrain and armed with an M16A2 rifle or M203 grenade launcher. You are a member of a two-man team and wearing LBV.

STANDARDS:

Moved to within 100 meters of the enemy position, using the correct individual tactical fire and movement techniques dictated by terrain features, coordinated movement with team members and provided covering fire for each member.
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>>680044579
they lived too. pretty crazy shit
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>>680045192
So it's actually a video of a guy taking bundles of cut trees out of a truck and dropping them off in the forest?

Yeah that makes much more sense.
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>>680043935
>muslimcleaningservice.avi
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>>680037776
Whats funnier?; The fact that he tried to get back into the car or the flapping for dear life?
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>>680044460
Are you mad because he praises the cops and you think they're not praiseworthy or what?
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>>680042444
check'd but are you stupid, how do you think the water get's into the tap, just cos ur mom had to fill it up every day cos u were too lazy
jesus christ this place
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>>680047335
newfag detected
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>>680046533
jesus lives
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>>680047691
>happydoggo.webm
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>>680043984
our cat is also this dumb
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>>680044990
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>>680042444
This is clearly just reversed lol
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>>680044783
kek
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>>680043935
how do you do this?
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>>680047530
Introduction

Planning

Positions

Sequence of Construction

NOTE: References are FM 5-10,FM 5-34,

FM 5-102, and FM 5-103

Construct Vehicle
Fighting Positions

Survivability positions are key to surviving any battle on today's modern battlefield. This is especially true where there is a lack of vegetation and natural hiding positions. The TF engineer must know the following information to start planning:

Planning

Number of positions: primary, alternate, and supplementary

Type of positions: hull-down, turret-down, or hasty

Weapons and vehicles priorities

Battle- position and EA priorities

Unit priorities
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>>680046621
What assbackwards variety of spam is this
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>>680038579
>>680038661
>>680043144

Captain America Civil War. You can see that scene in the new behind the scenes footage on youtube.
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>>680045436
Which Docu ? please help me
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>>680047622
Planning

Once the TF engineer determines the number of positions required, then the number of positions that can actually be put in is determined. The engineer unit's capability is based on the following factors:

Planning

Ten-hour days for soldiers

Fifteen-hour days for equipment

Time available (days)

Number of blade teams (BTs) available. BTs must include one dozer or ACE.

Work rates

Planning

For work rates, use the planning factor developed for your area of operations. If rates are unknown, use the following as a guide:

One hull-down position takes 1.5 BT hours

One turret-down position takes 3.5 BT hours

Fifty meters of ATD takes 1 BT hour

Planning

A variety of variables may increase or decrease the time required to dig a vehicle fighting position or ATD. These variables include, but are not limited to, local soils and terrain, operator experience, additional maintenance down time, and the tactical situation.
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>>680045652
Shh, little baby autist just wants to call everyone stupid. Just let him be.
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>>680047330
thx /b/ro, very very sad
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>>680042607
I remember this unlucky man, fated to hit the only jutting piece in an otherwise straight cliff. That's broken ribs and probably worse.
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>>680047691
Planning

The difference of blade widths may also affect work rates. The M9 ACE has a shorter blade width than the D7 dozer and requires a minimum of two passes to cut the same width.

Planning

Survivability assets should be massed on the commander's number one priority. This focuses the survivability effort and allows the TF engineer to monitor construction progress. It also reduces the C2 burden on the engineer platoon and facilitates rapid transition to changing priorities.

Planning

The following equations can be used to determine the number of HDPs and TDPs and the length of ATDs that can be emplaced:

HDP=(#BTs)x(1HDP/work rate)x(#days)x(15hrs/day)

TDP=(#BTs)x(1TDP/work rate)x(#days)x(15hrs/day)
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>>680046176
demandin sauce
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>>680046006

this is airsoft btw
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>>680046836
Is this like an actual thing or is this guy just a retard?
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>>680047927
Planning

Meters of ATD=(#BTs)x(ATD m/work rate)x(#days)x(15hrs/day)

Note: Fm 5-103(Survivability) have the work rates used for the planning process of vehicle fighting positions and

FM 5-102(Countermobility) for ATDs

Positions

Coordination between the operator of engineer/equipment and the maneuver element is critical to ensure the proper placement of positions. without effective coordination, much valuable time is wasted redigging positions. The maneuver element, preferably the gunner or TC, must tell the engineer/ operator the following:

Positions

Type of position (deliberate or hasty)

Gun target line

Sector of fire

TRP
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>>680044617

instinctive...looks like a snake
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>>680042967
oooooooooooo
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>>680045306
if you pretend to be dead most predators will avoid you.
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>>680047973
Positions

In heavy units, initial vehicle-fighting positions construction starts with the M9 ACE. The ACE has different digging capabilities than the dozer. In many cases, divisional ACEs start hasty positions, which are then upgraded to improved positions as time allows. Also, the ACEs may start work before cops-level dozers arrive to augment the dig effort.

Positions

In this situation, the ACEs would dig the hasty positions and the dozers would improve them. The platoon must plan for this augmentation to efficiently integrate corps assets into the construction effort. In heavy units, the company commander must integrate corps assets; however in light units, it is the platoon leader.


Sequence 0f construction

Step 1- Hull Defilade

Step 2- Concealed Access Ramp/Rte

Step 3- Hide Location

Step 4- Turret Defilade
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>>680046176
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>>680045695
fucking english empire faggots thinking that they're taking the high road yet doing no one any good whatsoever. typical kneejerk leftist nonthink cunts: don't be surprised when it's all taken from you.
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>>680046836

What in the actual fuck...

I remember seeing an "Olympic" woman weightlifter... who was 14... or some bullshit like that, arch her back like this and call it a "lift".

fucking hell \./
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>>680046176
sauce
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>>680043122
Typically if you bend your neck like that, it can snap your spinal cord. Just depends how hard it went.

You see a lot of gifs/webms on here where people fall on their head and crank their neck like that, but I don't think you see any that get back up.
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>>680043099
Sarah Palin has released a statement
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>>680038380
fucking deserved it

Wait for the fucking traffic to clear (Sure they're retards for blocking the way)

But fucking motorcycle faggots think they are so special
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>>680048026
Knock this shit off we want webms not secret military tactics
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>>680046578
hes just vapeing dude
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>>680046726
Kek the culture and lazy argument.
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>>680047973
holy fuck this is like a bad trip where is this?/is this shit real?
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>>680048308
FOR THE FUCKING WIN
he should have pointed that thing at meathead
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>>680042509
What movie?
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>>680048419
TACTICAL OPERATIONS

Marshall A. McKay

Captain, Armor


Purpose...


To introduce SOBC students to the Army's basic operational concept of offensive and defensive operations.

Quote...

"The primary reason it is so difficult to conduct combat operations against the Americans is that they feel no obligation to follow their own doctrine..."

Unknown German General, W.W.II

OFFENSIVE OPERATIONS

Purpose of the Offense:

PRIMARY: DESTROY/ "KILL" the enemy.

SECONDARY:

To secure key or decisive terrain

To deprive the enemy of key resources

To gain information/time

To deceive or divert the enemy

To fix (hold) the enemy in position.

Characteristics of the Offense

SURPRISE

CONCENTRATION

TEMPO

AUDACITY
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>>680043296
its just a flesh wound u faggots think this is even serious
ha
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>>680046666
I think he puts a sticker on it.
Also nice quads of hell
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>>680046684
Looks like hyriuki is testing his neural networks today
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>>680048563
CONSIDERATIONS OF THE OFFENSE

See the battlefield

Concentrate overwhelming combat power

Suppress enemy defensive fires

Shock, overwhelm and destroy the enemy

Attack deep into enemy zone to destroy his system of defense and reinforcements

Provide continuous mobile support (cs,css)

4 FORMS OF TACTICAL OFFENSE

Movement to contact

Attack

Exploitation

Pursuit

MOVEMENT TO CONTACT

Approach March:

Enemy location is relatively certain

Enemy Forces at a great distance

Rapid Movement ("traveling")

Meeting Engagement

Both friendly and enemy forces are moving, contact expected/location uncertain.
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>>680037943
fucking Radfahrer these stupid fucks shouldn't drive on the road.
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>>680048452
coming together to form the perfect storm of irony
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>>680048627
TYPES OF ATTACK!
"TORA! TORA! TORA!"

Hasty Attack (as a result of a mvt to contact/mtg engagement)

Deliberate Attack (fully sync. with all combat mult; TIME)

Spoiling Attack (from def. Posture; "Offensive Spirit in Def Op's)

Raid (specific purpose other than terrain; commando operation)

Feint/Demonstration (Diversion operations)

Counter Attack (usually the reserve, force enemy to reveal his main effort.)

EXPLOITATION

The attacker extends the destruction of the defending force by maintaining offensive pressure.

Compound disorganization, erode will to resist.

If not... Enemy regroups/reorganize

PURSUIT

Part of the exploitation phase

Follows a successful attack; you are "force" oriented not "terrain" oriented.

Direct, Parallel, Envelop/Dbl Envel.
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>>680043427
dinner with papaw tonight
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>>680047099
Still, at the highway you would be in top gear, in which the engine would stall if you would go slower than, say, 30 km/h.
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>>680042264
Kind of medical treatment for nerves illness.
Nerve gas effects
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>>680048563
wtf did I just watch
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>>680046347
that was tense as fuck
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>>680048823
FORMS OF MANEUVER

Frontal Attack

Envelopment

Penetration

Infiltration

Turning Movement

Frontal Attack

Penetration

Infiltration

Turning Movement

TASK ORGANIZATION

Temporary grouping based on a situational need/Mission

Includes Combat Support and Service Support (Signal)

Attached, Assigned/Organic, OPCON, etc...

Task Org. Cont...

ARMOR HEAVY

+Wide Ranging, Rapid Maneuver

+Abundance of enemy automatic weapons and massed indirect fires.

+Strong enemy armor opposition

+Great observation and fields of fire

Question: What is a good OPORD for Tankers?

Task Org. Cont...
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>>680045711
Because of ADHD

I know it, because I has it too.
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>>680046533
thats in santa barbara, that fools out there all the time. dude in the wheelchair used to come into this pot shop i worked at all the time. all the homless people have thier recs aparently
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>>680046793
>>680047091
>>680047141
>>680048132
>>680048363
Sindy Vegas
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>>680044985
i knew i recognized that turn from somewhere.
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>>680047843
B8
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>>680037943
Instant Karla, fucky
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>>680042668
fok gravity
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>>680042392
>trainingforstarcraft2.avi
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>>680038331
When /pol/ meets /transportation/
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>>680048877
INFANTRY HEAVY

Close/detailed terrain (Urban, Mountain, Jungle, Swamp)

Strong Enemy Anti-Tank Defenses/Obstacles

Mech Heavy, Heavy-Light...

Task Org. Cont...

BALANCED

Enemy Situation Vague

Movement to Contact

Equal requirements for Tanks and Infantry

Or... When in doubt...

DEFENSIVE OPERATIONS

Purpose: The primary purpose of defensive operations is to cause the enemy attack to fail.

Less decisive form of war...
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>>680042967
>the lighter side of /b/
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>>680048563
fake and gay
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>>680037591
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Zozzle
HAHAHA u guys are funny :^)
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>>680038575

Hey look, it's snowcat.
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>>680043935
found it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l285JDSiOOo
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>>680047973
i thought for sure the tube would narrow and he would get hella hurt. I'm glad it didnt
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>>680045192
I don't remember seeing a bigger retard than you
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>>680038220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4JeG_QCulo
3:24
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>>680045695
what the fuck is this? give them some fucking guns for god sakes
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>>680047081
airsoft. he shot him in the back and that hurts a little bit. but its a kid so he goes full retard
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>>680048877
some 10-yr-old's idea of edge
scaaweee ghosts
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>>680045436
>>680045711
>>680046186

sidequest.
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>>680049298
DEEP BATTLE AREA

Disrupt enemy movement in depth/C3

Destroy "High Value" targets...

Command and Control

ADA

Artillery

Logistic's

Other (tanks? Cdr sets target priority)

MAIN BATTLE AREA

Fights the decisive battle to defeat enemy

Security Fight to include recon assets

Defend in Depth

Reserves in the MBA...

Block/Destroy Penetrations

Re-establish the the def. Position

Regain the initiative

REAR AREA

Forward limit is the BDE rear Boundary

Area which supply and maintenance is projected forward

Location of admin and communication centers

Oh by the way...PRIMARY TARGET for ENEMY SOF FORCES!

CHARACTERISTICS DEFENSIVE PATTERNS
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>>680047335
>being this new
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>>680048563
Great FAG (Fake And Gay)
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>>680045192
>autistic faggots who think they know things
this fuckin' place
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>>680044201
Take this nigger back, I asked for medium not well done!
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>>680048854
No not really.

To be fair it wouldn't have the torque to light up the wheels like it did in that video, but it's unlikely that it would stall.

But that guy miraculously missed that telephone pole, and the transmission really had nothing to do with it.
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>>680049210
I think I'm the only one who gets this.
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>>680048565
game of thrones
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>>680049425
Two types of Defenses

MOBILE Defense: Force Oriented

AREA Defense: Terrain Oriented

Defensive Patterns Cont...

Mobile Defense

Orients on enemy forces

Mobility > to enemy forces!

Defend with minimum force

Fire and Maneuver (hammer/anvil)

Max. Cbt. Power with striking force

Defensive Patterns Cont...

Area Defense

Traditional defense, fixed

Deny enemy access to designated terrain for a specified time

Mutual supporting positions in depth, max force with interlocking fires

Smaller reserves

Defender has the advantage... (why?)

Considerations of the Defense

Understand the enemy

See the battlefield

Exploit the advantages of the Defender

Concentrate Cbt. Power at Critical Time and Place!

Fight at Combined Arms Team
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