Waifu claiming thread. The rules are very simple: >claim
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Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>one claim per anon
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Kazuki Claimed
I'm still tired...
Dio-sama...
Tenryuu claimed
oh lord
I've been so on and off today.
Aaaand I'm going to sleep now.
Trips are directly proportional to the number of waifu stolen to the power of seven.
>if trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant.
>>680036763
See you in 15 fam
>>680036794
Good try
>>680036794
Ta bron an domhain orm
>>680036794
Just a way off
How are ya doin today?
>>680036794
So close
Akiko claim
Well, fuck guys
I'm really starting to feel it now guys
>dizzyness
>blurred vision
>muscle cramps
I give up, wtiness me and set the record at 28 hours unbroken lurking and posting
Say hi to Karen if you see her
Bye to everyone and goodnight
>>680036794
i miss you
>>680036835
https://youtu.be/GhSW9vDTRyY
-In their own track-
-Came the Wolfpack-
Miho claimed
>>680036458
I only have the edible ones.
>>680036948
thats a lot of lurking
but I'm sure someone did better than that
>>680036948
>inb Karen shows up in a min
>>680036916
Fine and dandy
Done my work (almost) so I'm just chilling for the eve
How has yourself and your illness been?
>>680037065
<3
>>680036948
Goodnight Akiko.
Sleep well.
I'm gonna go take a nap.
Bye guys.
>>680036794
One day, my friend. I believe in you.
>>680036948
I think you've earned a goodnight hug.
If Karen comes around we'll report on your heroic deeds.
>hugs
>>680036948
goodnight beautiful
>yuuko
>>680037172
Then make it exclusive to the waifu threads
>literally didn't visit any other threads
>>680037184
If she does tell her I died of sleep deprivation and it was his fault
>>680037253
night
See ya tomorrow
>>680037368
>>680037389
night y'all
>hugs
>>680037195
Drinking my meds and getting slowly better
Im betting on 2 more days.
>>680037253
>that was a bad nap
>>680036124
>>680037253
See you later.
>>680037040
It's ok anon
I am here now, even if my trps are not
>>680037351
I sure do hope so
>>680036936
>>680036861
Could've been a fair sight better
>>680037608
Good to hear
You'll be up and about in no time then
fhgjhjhj
Claw x Syndra bump
>>680038536
stop
>>680037110
We'll have a hard time catching up with our schedule..
That feel when looking for body pillows.
>>680038735
I wanna touch it again
>>680038818
when you can't find any.
>>680038818
You can use my pillows for the night.
<3
I'm still going to sleep though
>>680038860
Touch what?
>>680036948
Did you good homie. Cheer up ^_^
>>680039276
Night
>>680038975
>Pic
>>680039376
>>680039276
i was about 4 minutes off
>>680038735
Okay~
>>680036124
fuck you op i always claim kazuki
>>680038860
Maybe I should charge for it.
>>680039597
No.. it's not okay. It's pretty bad, in fact.
>>680038975
>>680039384
>>680039766
So you're just going to tell him to go fuck himself and not try to steal the claim?
Have you no ambitions?
>>680039961
So is this a yes?
>>680039766
claiming JB
>>680040103
No.
>>680040431
Oh look, free bumps
>>680040459
Im doing it anyways
tired sachi claim
Obligatory claim.
>>680040498
>>680040537
>>680040574
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>>680040577
If you insist.
>>680040598
>
>>680040677
Welcome back handman
>>680040792
This feels like rape
>>680040860
Thanks, adorable. Up to anything?
>>680040677
Hand
I'm going to get at least some sleep. See you guys later and until then: Always touch Hatsuzuki's metal thing to get some luck and good AA stats
>>680041258
Goodnight beautiful ship OP
>>680041119
No, not realy.
Just tinking about going to sleep.
C.C. Claim
>>680040992
That's because it is.
>>680041258
Good night Ten.
>Always touch Hatsuzuki's metal thing to get some luck and good AA stats
I honestly hope this does not catch on.
>>680041258
>not touching the adorable little Yuu-boot's metal things
>
>>680041193
I rate this 0.5 lewd
>>680041258
Sleep well Tenyruru
>>680041585
Hello cc v2
>>680041628
This just makes it better
>>680041193
Sand
>Singular trains
>>680041536
Ah, okay. Hope you sleep warm and well if you decide to sleep.
>>680041725
I'm still more comfortale with them touching mine then..
>unless that's what you are into
>>680041585
CC-anon whom i never talk to.
>>680041839
We have to go deeper
>>680041725
hmmmmm
now i want to touch them both at the same time
>>680042402
I don't think im ready for that
>>680042343
I'm not into that...
I'm back.
>it wasn't a bad nap
>>680042562
No one is ready their first time.
>>680042787
Lies
>>680042562
It's not happening.. although out metal parts touch occasionally...
>>680042581
They should make it a new rule.
Not touching of metal thingies.
>>680043221
I'm still kinda stressed and it shows in my typing...
>>680039551
Sorry. Playing some SR4 atm
Autism: The Movie is coming along nicely. All I really did today was light my pubic hair on fire.
>>680039376
Damn that's niggery
>>680043180
Well, it was kind of short...
>>680043557
Nice.
>>680043557
I lit my nose on fire once.
>>680043679
Niggors?
>>680043557
You're doing the lord's work.
put filthy frank to shame
I only burn others
Going to watch gits for the first time in my life. What should I expect?
>Homura claimed
>>680043221
Im doing it anyways
>>680043818
I knew it
>>680043221
Nothing wrong with you touching anything...
>>680043993
The original GitS?
I've actually not watched that in a long time, so not sure how to rate it, but it's definitely good and enjoyable.
>>680044165
You're still just a person. I'm not sure how you will stand up to 10cm shells.
>>680043818
How are you Galko?
>>680043880
You have a nose?!
>>680043976
I assure you we've already hit autism levels we didn't even think were possible.
>>680044487
>Nothing wrong with you touching anything...
Then im touching everything
>>680044611
I got balls
>>680044725
Still tired.
>not like that ever changes
Claiming Lilith
>>680044487
Y r u a boat
>>680044725
You have a phallus?
Claiming Lilith (EDIT: shit forgot to put pic)
>>680044611
GitS 2.0, I hope I won't miss on any details from the original by watching the remake. Other than playing a PS1 game im new to this franchise.
>>680044487
Oh?.. I will attempt to confirm this immediately. Maybe I can find something I shouldn't touch...
>>680045035
Happens to all of us
>>680044993
I don't remember saying that I do. Now what did you do to your "nose"?
>>680044926
I know how you feel. Life's pretty exhausting.
>>680044825
If you keep this up they won't be making any Syndra cream anymore.
>>680045200
Not me
Pocky eater claimed
>>680045294
>pubic hair
>no women on the internet
It just speaks for itself.
I just accidentally lit my nose on fire and I smelled nothing but ash for a few hours. Felt like I just snorted crack.
>>680045310
There is already enough of it to last ages
>>680045354
Well played
>>680045537
once breathed in a butterfly by accident
Download finished, not like you care. Laters.
>>680045429
Hey there Kyoko! You're the only girl from MM I didn't see here before, which is surprising cause she is awesome.
back from work....heeey everyone
>>680045744
Welcome back
Yeah I'm a bit sick
Rip
>>680045537
>I just accidentally lit my nose on fire
This is always a bad move.
>>680045564
So that will be your legacy?
It only lasts that long because people can only eat it once.
You should have read up about diseases beforehand. If it is too effective it cannot spread.
>>680045055
...
>>680045744
woe!
>>680045862
everyone is apparently
>>680045842
hi syndra! lime blossom peppermint??>>680046019
wew
Claiming best girl and best cup; Illya - like I always do in these threads.
>>680045862
Don't die Mugi.
>>680045537
Were you smoking? Like how. I tried to light a cigarette off of an open flame burner before school one time and lit my hair on fire.
>>680045644
Dorks!
>>680046014
Can't find anything like that.. but I think I found some spots I *should* touch..
>>680045900
Speaking of that, do you want some?
>>680046080
Thats too many
no points for you
>>680046393
do i win anything for that?!?!?
Taking break from sr4 right now. Did I miss anything?
>>680045744
>>680046080
Kagami-chan! Ooh.... right.
How are you doing?
>>680046393
... not today.
>dat picture tho
>>680046586
>>680045721
Hello Homu
Yeah surprisingly no one claims her ever, I feel like she's underappreciated a lot of times
>>680046586
Never. Also why would you play that
>>680046334
I'll try not to
>>680046019
Well shit
>>680046696
>>680046497
You win the special prize of nothing
>>680046586
Only everything
>>680046653
No, you are still getting some
>>680046653
tsuzu!! im doing fine, just got outta work, and it's so hot today....how about you?
Cant believe mamimi wasn't claimed.
>>680046890
>>680046014
>>680046343
I think we'll need to arrange for some better access.
We should go into a dock or something so we can remove some cladding..
>>680047023
Probably because she has a mustache
>>680046890
Oh
Claiming zubat cause why not
>>680047164
>>680047023
Can't unsee
>>680046914
How hot is hot for you? You have a good heat tolerance?
It would be good to know...
>>680046334
Smoking? Nah, I don't do that. Just lit a match once and my nose caught on fire, wasn't even that close.
>>680045900
Was painful too.
>>680047076
Lewd.
>>680047328
How lewd would you say it is consideirng this is right down your alley..?
0.0 to 3.0
>>680047312
!!! my heat tolerance is reaallly good, im from the desert, so anything is good for me
>>680047297
That feel when i could only find a Nano pillow.
>>680047566
2.5
I feel like dying right now.
>>680047832
what's wrong galko?!??
>>680047702
I am glad and a little excited to hear that.
And desert? Really?
>>680047768
I'll keep this in mind in the future..
>gibe pats plx
>>680047707
It's okay i'm use to sleeping alone
thanks for trying
i'm aware of that pillow though.
>>680047832
What's the matter galky?
Finally home
>Hamakaze claimed
>>680047294
your waifu....
Sucks
>>680048307
welcome
>>680048161
Oh...
>pat pat
>>680048307
Kek
>>680047832
Welcome to the club
>>680048118
>>680048276
To make a long story short, I lost some really important shit.
>>680048307
2lewd
How was your day?
>>680048659
!!!
>shinoa bro
>>680048659
>obligatory what did you lose?
>yuuko
>>680048997
I don't really want to go into details right now.
>I probably shouldn't have brought it up honestly
>Galko
