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>>680034703
god damn taytay
>>680034703
Let me know when you begin, OP.
>>680035159
>>680034703
Presenting, the booty pop!
>>680035556
>>680035556
GOOD LORD HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL
moar.
>>680034703
>Arches back until spine is crying
>Still no ass
Waiting to fap here
>>680036182
Does this help?
Guess I'll start.
>>680036353
please no.
>>680035159
Still literally no ass
>tfw when your ass stays the same size but you just push your back forward
>>680035556
she actually has an ass?
>>680035979
More of this cutie!
Old pic but still valid
>>680036710
Not according to those pictures.
Portman is a regular fap for me
>>680036614
>>680037093
shes repulsive.
>>680037008
thank mr skeltal
>>680037211
>>680037212
can't deny you wouldn't fuck her
>>680036863
the loads...
dear god the loads...
winner every time
liz lee
best tits
>>680034703
>starts "celeb fap thread" with fully clothed 10 year old boy
>doesn't post kaley cuocos readily available shit or literally anyone else attractive
>is a faggot
Thanks op.
>>680037510
course i would, till my nob fell off
>me on the left
>>680037598
Not a very flattering pic of her.
Here's a better one
>>680038025
>me on the right
>>680034703
>>680038025
Uh huh.
>>680038020
the correct answer
>>680038028
>>680035979
>>680036777
I love her in Halo 4 Forward Unto Dawn
almost famous
>>680038369
>>680038511
Would fucking plough till my dick fell off
>>680038369
>>680038369
>>680038498
Marianne ?
>>680035298
>>680035979
>>680036182
>>680036638
>>680036710
If you're not down with Tay, you must be gay.
>>680034703
FELICITY
>>680038831
Who is tay? I couldn't see her.
>>680038805
if you want
>>680038892
Who dis?
>>680038958
>>680038831
Taylor swift a fage
inb4 G Fagilius shits up the thread
Breaking into the thread like...
>>680037993
where do you live that 10 yo boys look like that?
>>680039125
she's better than Taylor swift.
>>680039180
Thx anon
>>680034703
>>680039088
>>680038688
when I understood I had a foot fetish I started fapping to hers every fucking day
>>680034703
roll?
>>680039295
hey Gfriend
>>680039295
go purchase a helium tank and suck on it for as long as you can
>>680039520
actually a chlo/emmafag but I appreciate G as well
>>680039436
her feet are fucking fantastic alright.
>>680039394
>>680039530
Then what?
>>680038892
the ass was fat
>>680039530
>>680037598
How is it even possible to have such a lack of ass
Ariana Grande, beautiful vocal assembly.
>>680039941
HOW CAN HE SHOOP?!!
>>680039941
I believe those are shopped
>>680038558
moar
>>680040044
fuck i wanna bury my face in that booty
>>680037037
good old days anon
>>680039941
My uncle drove a tour bus for her a few years ago, he said on long rides, she would sit on one of those inflatable hemroid rings because she has no ass to absorb the slightest bump.
>>680037632
can we have and xray in here please
Not shopped at all
>>680040284
Fabric to thick
>>680039777
I'm torn. Trips do suggest the truth, and triple 7s, no less, but then again, foot fetishists are disgusting
>>680038028
MORE BELLA
>>680038480
>>680035979
well. hello. please and thank you
>>680040010
Literally can't sing
>>680040010
Oomph.
>>680040583
It's a fap thread. Does your dick care?
>>680040564
Sky is Love....
>>680040522
A+ boobies
>>680040678
Good point. But he said 'beautiful vocal assembly' so...
>>680040741
Sky is the limit
>>680040522
foot fetish is on the bottom of the disgusting fetishes list, hell, for most people its not even disgusting, just a little odd.
>>680034703
youre welcome
>>680037598
nice shop
>>680040573
My waifu
>>680041084
and what is on the top of that list?
>>680041084
>not having an armpit fetish in the year of our lord twenty sixteen
>>680040836
Hadn't seen this one before. Noice
>>680041180
no, my
>>680041259
>>680040583
W-well r you sure?
>>680040573
Goddamn she is too cute. How she isn't in more stuff, I'll never understand. More!
>>680041200
scat/piss/barf
>>680041306
Want to see her tits so bad
>>680040830
I'd love to see them!
>>680041458
>>680040836
sauce?
>>680041496
>>680041518
hurry up before they're at her knees
watched Iron Man 2 today and my dick was hard as fuck from all the ScarJo
I..I..I think she dances fine tho..
>>680041460
really? So a pee fetish is worse than a vacbed/suffocation fetish?
>>680041779
>vacbed/suffocation fetish
there's even worse shit..
>>680041663
That's exactly what I'm thinking. What do we gotta do to see her get her kit off? The sooner the better
>>680041695
>posting the inferior Hannah
>>680042071
kidknapping
>>680042005
Really?
>inb4 fetish noob
>>680041698
>>680040396
Shopped as fuck
Taylor have smaller tits
>>680038317
>>680042241
yes
>>680042408
example
>>680041695
>>680042190
good one, her tits don't even come close, face, not a chance, and her ass is just pathetic. ferguson wins in every category.
>>680041085
I'll need a source on that chick that's getting fucked
>>680042190
I like her too.
>>680042545
knives, fire and stuff. stop asking, I'm out.
also: lurk moar
>>680042694
I too, would like sauce
>>680037510
The double negative here is confusing, and its making it hard for me to masturbate.
>>680041084
It's a retarded fetish, there's nothing fucking attractive about feet.
>>680041458
her face is hideous.
>>680042800
>>680042571
>being this delusional
No man living can resist Ariel Winter... our collective hearts break whenever she posts on social media anything.
>>680043041
yes there is, and im not going to bother explaining, if you don't understand it now you probably never will.
>>680042331
>>680043199
Dubs don't lie
Hannah is a goddess. Dem eyes get me every time ...
>>680043249
Amerifat guy loves Amerifat girls
>>680043529
>shoops
>still small
Damn...
>>680043249
fat acceptance is not a disease or something you are born with, its a choice you make
being a fat enabler ruins other peoples lives for your own sick fetishes
>>680041601
I think it's from access Hollywood or something.
>>680043529
Fresh OC of Tay Tay laying down and ready to take the D
Mmmmmmmmmmm fuck so hot. Fapfapfap
>>680043151
You have a weird definition for 'hideous'. It would be more believable if you used a less aggressive term. But it's pretty obvious you are a neckbeard or a troll, so what's the point of arguing?
Go jackoff to the photoshopped supermodels you'll never have any chance of meeting and good luck to you on finding a girl that meets your unrealistic and impossible expectations
>>680037983
I love this woman
Tfw she only dates elitist
>>680043277
That's why he is asking you to explain it, so he can understand
>>680038892
Shoop da woop, look at the asscrack and the left side above the ass. She had bottoms but the were up her butt on the bottom.
>>680044144
he didnt ask anything, hes already made up his mind.
>>680043593
>>680043157
JC, who is
>>680043589
>>680043701
Maybe she's just big boned,
>>680044286
Oh right, anyway, explain pls.
Oldie...but I would eat that ass
>>680044569
10/
>>680044675
she is literally obese by standards that set them
im 5-8 and 114lbs
dont be jelly
>>680044448
not explaining it, already said that.
>>680044667
More high res version of this pic.
Today's history lesson b/ will feature Sophia Loren. She lived between 1905 to 1919
>>680044866
114lbs at 5-8 is underweight.
>>680044866
>>680044959
>>680038480
kek that suit is terrible
look at those stupid ass feet
>>680038487
Winrar, hands down.
>>680045072
>>680045115
Holy Turn-of-the-Century Batman: I see her Hooters!
>>680036070
My nigga
>>680044612
Moar!!!!
>>680045835
Nice, aren't they?
>>680046188
They're amazing. I wish I was 130 years younger.
>>680038025
Nice shirt.
>>680046782
YESSS
>>680046849
I wish somebody would invent the time machine, so I could go back and have sexual intercourse with her several times in a row.
>>680046990
>>680038511
The things I'd do with Lucy, a pastry brush, and a gallon tub of sweet and sour sauce...
>>680047101
You know it bro: I'll get to work right away.
>>680044178
A shame she married a ruskie and spawned a baby.
>>680043593
Some people dont like huge nigger ass. Standards do exist still.
>>680047482
Please do. She was a fucking Goddess way back when. Who wouldn't want to have a go at her?
>>680043627
her eyebrows are on backwards
>>680035703
oh wow look at the acne... fucking disgusting. dirty skank.
>>680047177
>>680047594
Or plankton ass. Standards do exist still.
>>680047499
Didn't marry a Ruskie
He's Ukrainian and lived in Germany for a long time
Baby was a miscarriage
Idiot
@680034703
She's literally a twig
>>680047833
newfag
>>680047370
looks like I'm having Chinese tonight hehehehe
>>680037510
would tongue that asshole until the asshole toungin' was done.
>>680047660
Nice! Check this one out
>>680047633
r brain is backwards
>>680047833
Fuck out of here please
We dont need more of you.
>>680047660
>>680048043
fuckkk
Our fair maiden Scarlett Johansson deserves some attention...
>>680047699
Thanks for sharing! Here's one for you in return.
>>680037211
Agreed.
>>680047662
Who is this?
>>680048223
>>680048253
she deserves multiple cum loads all over her face and tits
Lov
>>680040010
lol what a horrible person she is.
>>680045765
>dat insane look in her eyes
you just know this girl is a freak on the streets and in the sheets
>>680048427
isnt cumming on face little disrespectful anon? i wouldnt dare to cum on my waifus face
>>680048383
>>680048564
that's alright, I'll cum on your waifu's face for you
>>680048584
I try to imagine her being a pig slut whore cock hungry animal but then I come to my senses and realize she is one of the most virtuous women in Hollywood...
>>680048705
cmon... not like this...
We need more g hannelius
>>680048584
>>680048310
I badly want to see Cara creampied desu.
>>680048836
or her feet if you'd prefer that
>>680041306
Looks so much like my brother, holy shit.
>>680037363
Got more?
>>680048837
yes we do
>>680048918
Good pic to reach image limit on. Nice one!
>>680039665
I find this fascinating.
>>680048918
god i need to cum.
>>680049214
Me too.
>>680049214
>>680049328
make new thread so we all cum
>>680048372
AW you don't know who she is, do you?
>>680049716
>>680049328
ill join if someone does. i made this one.
>>680050045
I'll make one, but you guys aren't invited.
>>680037211
I disagree
>>680049725
I don't think it's her
>>680037008
What's this from?
>>680050744
The Phantom Menace
>>680050744
Hotel Chevalier
>>680048043
playboy anus removal service
>>680048265
>>680048383
playboy
the amound of anal-concealing photoshop that goes on in that magazine is astounding
>>680038025
Doesn't look like shorts weather
