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My new pet.

Trips decide his name.

Quads decide what I do with him.

Roll.
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Faggotron and release him in neighbors house
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His name shall be Forgehammer.
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>>680030506
Reroll
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Cockdick
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Love him as a pet and never harm him (pls be quads)
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Massive faggot
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Penis
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>>680030373
Octane
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Dickbutt
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Sir Phillip Dante Excalibur
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Tits
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>>680030373
Nigger DIck
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He shall be names Bromines (Bro-mines), and you shall care and love him for the rest of his life, without ever intentionally harming him. Ever. Ever.
Ever.
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Jihadi john
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>>680030373
Call him professor snuggles and love him forever :3
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Cuck Bug
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>>680030373
Mr Squikipants

Buy him his own pet
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Potassium.
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>>680030911
Roll
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Quigley

Be a wonderful pet owner for his entire life
then kill yourself when he dies
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>>680030864
Re roll
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Cesium
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>>680030998
RIP buddy
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old tuggher
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name it Pussy Crusher
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Egghead
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Niggers Tongue My Anus the 2nd

Also time stamp sharpie in cats pooper to prove its a real cat.
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Name it pennsylvania
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>>680030373
Nigga.
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>>680030864
Reroll
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>>680030864
Rollo
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Simon
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>>680030373
Name: jumping death
And never let it leave the top of your head, even if it shuts or you are in public
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My Knee Grow
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>>680031099
Dubz demands sharpie in cat pooper
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>>680030864
Reroll!!
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Kimmie.
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Robert E Lee
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>>680030864
Re fucking roll
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Alex.

Give him lots of exercise, massive cage, and love him forever <3
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>>680030373
Rocket.
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lou diamond phillips
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>>680030373

Boaty McBoatface
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>>680030864
Re roll! Ive been 1 off trips three times now. Not again.
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He is a sugar glider, therefor you must call him hot dog
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IGOR
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>>680031555
Fuck
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>>680030864
This. Rolling for Bromines and care\love
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squirtle-dirple. And give him a belly rub.
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>>680030373
Icarus
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>>680031555
Name has been decided. Not bad.
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Rolling for nigga
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Chidambaram
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>>680031555
Rocket it is.
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>>680031555
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>>680030373
how to find one for sale? how much are they? will you sell yours for a marked-up price?
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>>680031555
decent
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Cyanide
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>>680030864
Everybody fucking roll for this
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jared

you must take care of the fluffy creature for all of it's day's
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>>680031503
This
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Mackey-G. wrap him in a blanket like a cute little burrito.
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quads. get.

>film yourself singing his hair with a lighter and post video online for us to see.
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>>680031907
that's a good name. my cousin had one named Lightning.
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cut out a hat of paper and write
Dubs Checkum
on it, put it on your pet's head
post it
with timestamp
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>>680030373
Fuckdoll
And fuck it
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kill it
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>>680032225
almost :D dammit
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>>680031555
Trips spoke and his name shall be Rocket.
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Tanic the Hegehog, put him in your girlfriend/wifu's bed while she sleeps (if you have one of course).
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>>680031433
roll
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Requis
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>>680030373
>>680030640
>>680031454
>>680031907

You can't keep a slow lori as a pet, you fucking asshole. Give him to a zoo!
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>>680031969
Gaydolph Shitler
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Lick its anus and post here
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looks gay
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>>680032522
they are poisonous.

a slow lori bite will kill you (google it). that toxin is massively poisonous, it's secreted from their elbow - then they lick the elbow and bite.

holy shit the things /b/ teaches you. OP I hope you don't get BITTEN BY ROCKET.
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>>680032079
Rerollerino for this
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niggerfaggot
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>>680032904
reroll
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>>680031655
HE IS NOT A SUGAR GLIDER
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call it miguel
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>>680031555
Like dmt not some gay astronaut shit
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>>680030864
you're very unlucky my friend
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listen up nigger
you name that punk ass bitch Fluffy
you gon give him the nicest life he can imagine
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>has a name
>niggers still reloing for name
>>680032904
>>680032945
>>680033012
>>680032641
>>680032039
>>680032162
>>680032381
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>>680032838
Pretty sure its a sugarglider
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Get another
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>>680031555
tie him to a balloon. he must follow frog.
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get him a friend!
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>>680030373
kill it
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>>680033326
is it lorie that can kill u with bit in your hand?
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>>680033275
no. Sugar Gliders are much smaller, even at their adult size. Also Sugar Gliders live for decades - it is not suitable for a /b/tard to own.

plus, Slow Loris are poisonous. I just learned that.
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>>680033326
i read in top that u can died of bit from this
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>>680033360
Rerollerino, kill and post vid
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>>680033198
Gaydolph Shitler>>680033198
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>>680033443
yes just a tiny nip and OP will go into convulsions and perish.
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>>680033326
>>680033443
>>680033510
answer my qestion you faggot
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>>680032838
>>680033275

Like this?
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Mr Biscuit, and love him.
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>>680033583
yes he need to put lorie in zoo.. she need happy life in zoo not be little toy for him
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>>680033506
Oh alright, but it might be fixed or something i heard something about them being fixed so they dont secrete poison but im not sure
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I have no idea what is this creature
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>>680030373
Name him Ceasars. Every morning you must post a picture of him as he grows. Thus being /b/'s new pet to admire
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Rollerino for killerino
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>>680030373

ARMAGEDDON!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Jt_g10Jug
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>>680033443
>>680033699

It isn't a slow lori. They have no tails.
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>>680034005
he is lorie! he need specal home in zoo, give him to man in zoo or u will get kill by it
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>>680030373

fuckintheass

Rolling for trips AND quads
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>>680034080
This plz
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>>680033785
omg I love that little creature. but he lives for like 30 years. he's too much of a responsibility for /b/tards.

>>680033803
yes. zoo or back in the wild, it is unfair to keep in 1'x1' cage...
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space program...or boil it.
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>>680034414
reroll
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>>680034080
This
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Dress him up and marry him.
Have to invite friends n family
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>>680034444
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>>680030373
faggot, put up ass
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plz kil me
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>>680030373
His name is Daniel and you will love him until he dies of natural causes.
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>>680030640
you can tell from this photo that it is a Sugar Glider.

hopefully is not Slow Lori, as they are poisonous.

But the cage is far too small for rocket. He must be allowed more freedom.
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Good night /b ... He wants to sleep now.
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Fucknut

If quads, teach him to hate niggers
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>>680034330
Yep
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>>680034005
if she is Sugar Glider, what if she flies away?
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>>680034656
good night egger
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>>680030373
shove him up your ass
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>>680034656
sleep well nigger
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feed him a grape. if you have no grapes feed him another small piece of fruit
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>>680034656
OMG Rocket will be /b/'s new mascot. How CUTE. O M G
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suck its dick.
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>>680031555
It has been chosen
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kill it
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>>680034656
Gd night Rocket
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>>680030373
post the little guy once a week and take care of him for the rest of his life!
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>>680035939
reroll
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>>680036037
reroll
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>>680036119
rA
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>>680036195
reroll
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>>680036245
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Anus Explorer 13
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>>680036361
reroll
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>>680036424
reroll
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>>680036482
reroll
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>>680036521
reroll
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>>680030373

Adolf
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>>680030864
roll please

good life, petter
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>>680030506
Rolling
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>>680033785
fly high, glider

cute little fucker
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>>680036715
reroll
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>>680036809
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>>680036894
reroll
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>>680036940
reroll
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>>680036975
reroll
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>>680037076
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>>680037117
creoll
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>>680030373
possum pete

feed him well and make him happy.

he will love you in return
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>>680035939
Rolling.
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>>680037164
reroll
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>>680035939
re
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>>680037301
reroll
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>>680037345
fuck this gay earth and reroll
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>>680035939
Re
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Name it Adolf Hitler.
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>>680037534
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>>680037659
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>>680037703
reroll
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>>680030864
Roll
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>>680037703
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>>680030864
seems legit
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reroll
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>>680037778
reroll kop
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Hitler
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>>680038000
reroll
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>>680038046
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>>680035939
>>680036361
>>680036715
>>680038095
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Roll
>eat
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>>680038234
reroll
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Post Vid of Microwave Death
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>>680038046
>gets trips
>continues to roll
>there wasn't even a name
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>>680038284
reroll **
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>>680038353
going for quads and reroll
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>>680038370
>>680038559
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You will prepare (whatever that may involve) and feed him the optimal organic diet for his species and love him unconditionally for the rest of his natural life. If he gets sick you will do whatever you have to (including gay prostitution) to pay for the vet bill to get him cured.

His name will be Giuseppe
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>>680038609
reroll
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>>680030373
Name him after one of these
http://1312484.igenapps.com/go-figure#0
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>>680030864
im down rolling
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>>680038685
reroll
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>>680038624
Roll
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>>680038624
Reroll
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>>680038624
Roll
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>>680038770
reroll refuckingroll
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>>680038624
Rawl
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Name him Ironforge
Love him as family until either one of you die. Never hurt him and care for him.
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>>680038863
reroll fucking reroll
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>>680038965
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>>680039014
reroll
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>>680039081
reroll
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>>680039168
holy reroll
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buy him a girlfriend
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>>680039270
reroll
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>>680030864
rolling
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>>680039414
reroll **
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>>680030373
Aids monkey.
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>>680039490
reroll
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>>680035939
Rollin'
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>>680030373
catface
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>>680031555

Actually pretty decent!

Hug him gently.
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>>680039593
reroll z
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>>680039688
>>680039718
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>>680030373
Gonzo
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>>680039796
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>>680030911
>911
>jihadi john
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Call him SmallDick McFaggotson. Also put in microwave if quads.
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Nigger if trips.
Skin and make a coat out of him if quads.
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Zyklon B
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name him niggles... play with him and love him... remember them nigs nocturnal... let him sleep during the day.
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Create a devious maze and put him in it
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>>680035939
roll for this.
Also turn down the fucking lights, they are nocturnal animals.
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Fucking people buying animals they have no idea how to properly care for.
Kindly get lung cancer and die choking on your own blood.
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reroll
>name him niggles... play with him and love >him... remember them nigs nocturnal... let him >sleep during the day.
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>>680030864
roll
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>>680035939
Rollin
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>>680030373
Dude, that is clearly a Chupacabra, and his name should be as such. No rolling required.
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>>680040996
AAAAAAAAAH OH MY GOD DO SOMETHING PLEASE DOGE
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care and love Rocket for the rest of his life, without ever intentionally harming him. Ever. Ever.
Ever.
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>>680040996
This might be one of my favourite GIFs ever.
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Prometheus
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>>680030373
Trump
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Name it Chad.
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>>680042068
Reroll for Chad.
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>>680042132
Giving up on Chad.
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>>680042178
>coward
I'll roll for Chad.
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Pee on him.
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>>680042297
NOW IS OUR CHANCE
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>>680042132
Rolling for Chad
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Space program
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Name him op is a faggot
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you know what to do.

space program.
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Gypsy, because it used to live on the streets and it's not a common name.
REROLLZ
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name him vagina
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>>680044697
It already has a name look at the thread faggots
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If quads release to his natural habitat :(
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Rollllll
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<~ former exotic animal rescue worker

It is an adult male sugar glider, the more cinnamom color indicates good genetics. As opposed to inbred whites snd silvers. Some of the coloring might be filth from a previous owner.

You know its male by the bald spot.

You know its not a Lori by having an IQ over 25.

Awesome pets, fostered two colonies for the longest time. One of 7 gliders, one with 3.

Whats his backstory?
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>>680030864
reroll
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>>680035939
Reroll
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name it nicememefag
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Name him niggerfaggot and kill him on stream.
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I'm sure you've worked up an appetite cook and eat your exotic dish/ former pet known as rocket.. check out my quads and do it ;)
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>>680048592
This
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feed him with your own flesh
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>>680048592
Rolling for this don't forget pics or it didn't happen!
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>>680048813
roll
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>>680048813
pls
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>>680030864
This please
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>>680048592
Reroll
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waffles
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>>680048592
One more for good measure
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>>680030373
Cancer
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Just be nice to him and never intentionally hurt it
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Name him Ralph and train him to attack on command
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>>680048813 reroll
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name him Bob and teach him to roll over
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>>680030373
Ormagöden the eternal beast of fire, cremator of the sky.
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>>680049928j
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Cherrish it. Its an order of the most intense monk on ff14
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Scooby

Give him a mini wingsuit and go to the skys
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