My new pet.
Trips decide his name.
Quads decide what I do with him.
You can't keep a slow lori as a pet, you fucking asshole. Give him to a zoo!
they are poisonous.
a slow lori bite will kill you (google it). that toxin is massively poisonous, it's secreted from their elbow - then they lick the elbow and bite.
holy shit the things /b/ teaches you. OP I hope you don't get BITTEN BY ROCKET.
listen up nigger
you name that punk ass bitch Fluffy
you gon give him the nicest life he can imagine
no. Sugar Gliders are much smaller, even at their adult size. Also Sugar Gliders live for decades - it is not suitable for a /b/tard to own.
plus, Slow Loris are poisonous. I just learned that.
I have no idea what is this creature
It isn't a slow lori. They have no tails.
omg I love that little creature. but he lives for like 30 years. he's too much of a responsibility for /b/tards.
yes. zoo or back in the wild, it is unfair to keep in 1'x1' cage...
you can tell from this photo that it is a Sugar Glider.
hopefully is not Slow Lori, as they are poisonous.
But the cage is far too small for rocket. He must be allowed more freedom.
Good night /b ... He wants to sleep now.
feed him a grape. if you have no grapes feed him another small piece of fruit
post the little guy once a week and take care of him for the rest of his life!
good life, petter
You will prepare (whatever that may involve) and feed him the optimal organic diet for his species and love him unconditionally for the rest of his natural life. If he gets sick you will do whatever you have to (including gay prostitution) to pay for the vet bill to get him cured.
His name will be Giuseppe
name him niggles... play with him and love him... remember them nigs nocturnal... let him sleep during the day.
>name him niggles... play with him and love >him... remember them nigs nocturnal... let him >sleep during the day.
Dude, that is clearly a Chupacabra, and his name should be as such. No rolling required.
<~ former exotic animal rescue worker
It is an adult male sugar glider, the more cinnamom color indicates good genetics. As opposed to inbred whites snd silvers. Some of the coloring might be filth from a previous owner.
You know its male by the bald spot.
You know its not a Lori by having an IQ over 25.
Awesome pets, fostered two colonies for the longest time. One of 7 gliders, one with 3.
Whats his backstory?
Ormagöden the eternal beast of fire, cremator of the sky.