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I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
techincally a rekt birth
bringing in the big guns
>>679858832
Imagine the mother when she sees that kid
>>679857871
That's it, I don't know where to begin! What the fuck is wrong with you? Every time someone gets a rekt thread going, you copy paste this same bullshit! You sick fuck, doing this does nothing. People will still post this shit, and just ignore you. Let me tell you, you are a weak shit that believes his morals should stand in front of everyone. You are weak, and doing this shows your incapability to work with others and accept them. You will never make it in this world, if at every moment you most copy and paste your same exact opinion into everything that doesn't accept your ideals. Why do people like you exist? Your kind are the ones who create religions just so you have a reason to argue. I bet you don't even know that everyone has had hardships in life and making it the more important to laugh at others misfortune and desensitize ourselves to the point where if this were to happen, we could take it head on and not go on the Internet to convey our bullshit opinions, that no one cares for. What do you get out of this? How do you find this post so humorous that you post it everyday? I'm so angry that I might look at a loser on the Internet punch his computer screen, because I'm not stupid enough to do it myself! Stupid fucks, when will you get your nose out of that bible and realize that the dead are dead so who the fuck cares? Just keep posting this everyday and pollute the Internet, you sick fuck!
>>679858832
quaid, start the reactor
>>679859549
The terrible thing is either she knew it would look like that and kept it anyway like a monster. or she sees it now and has to deal with it for the next 15 years of pure agony.
>>679857509
Is that isis?
>>679859827
she ate it
>>679859907
no its ddr
>>679859934
>>679857747
That was cool as fuck
>>679859907
No, this happened in a small town in the midwest US. There was a cult that abducted a bunch of people and filmed them being killed so they could superimpose their deaths onto various video games.
>>679859074
>intentionally dislocates opponent's arm
>"Fuck you! Fuck all of you!"
>WINNER
This is why I don't watch sports
>>679859711
>>679857871
>>679857747
Ive been looking for thus for forever. Story?
>>679860640
Sport is passion
>>679859823
>Underrated
>>679860768
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d03_1422970732
>>679860347
what the actual fuck?
>>679862210
>>679862290
story?
>>679862210
it's a traditional game in some middle east shithole. they bet to which side of the water the dog will run after it's free
>>679862290
ffs why
>>679862290
can't even begin to make sense of this
>>679857509
is this Johnny Storm?
>>679863520
>places the gun down neatly
>>679863520
Shot through the heart
And youre too late
You give love
A bad name
>>679857509
According to libruls this is the religion of peace
>>679864189
what are the chances of this shit happening 10 minutes into the new millennium? damn unlucky people
This is why CoD skillz are not transferable to the real world.
>>679864631
kek
>>679864189
>>679864631
I actually saw a news report about this, No one was seriously injured
>>679863246
underrated
>>679857637
Anyone know if this is nerves or is he really alive?
>>679866537
hes alive, and in the full version theres an oriental woman pleasurably eating him and commenting on how tasty he is while he writhes in agony on her plate.
its actually really hot.
>>679864226
only regressive "libruls." I'm liberal, but think Islam is a shitstain on mankind.
>>679866907
Fucker deserved what he got. Wtf did he expect?
>>679867832
lol. old people suck.
>>679866907
>after pointing is hand like a gun
Considering reaction time, I'm pretty sure the cop decided to start firing well before Keith's hand was in a gun shape. The cop made that decision after his hand, hidden behind him at his belt line for a couple seconds, suddenly flew up on an outstretched arm.
This isn't Tamriel, little nigga, and you can't Conjure Bound Gat like that.
>>679868163
>> how do you not cut yourself on all that edge?!
>>679868273
The kid is charging the cop and reaching into his waistband, he deserved to get shot.
>>679869181
Wow. Worst day in recent human history.
>> gone, but not forgotten.
>>679869303
I was arguing the claim in the video, not the decision to shoot. Charging raises another good point though. I think people underestimate how quickly someone can close distance, get their hand on the slide and make a pistol ineffective. Making a weapon useless is tantamount to disarming the cop and that's definitely grounds for getting popped.
>>679862926
Who the fuck bullies someone bigger and stronger than you?
>>679870288
>>679866907
honestly, wtf was going through this fucking niggers mind?
was he high?
who fucks with a cop who has a weapon drawn on you like that?
fucking retard
>>679870493
>>679871397
did he died?
>>679871606
forgot pic
>>679870481
Who the fuck bullies anyone at all?
>>679871375
>turn 540 and not walk away
>>679871709
nice one
>>679870481
Like... every bully in the world ??
>>679871606
No, he had a shit ton of luck
>>679868273
TAMRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>679864226
He was a muslim
The people who burned him were ISIS
ISIS =/= Islam, faggot
>>679871678
No, medic ran out onto ice and closed his artery with his finger. Guy survived and wanted back in net the next week.
>>679872432
>gets his throat slit
>lucky
>>679865091
any idea how did that happen?
>>679871136
who taught this man gun safty? no one.
>>679872698
The lucky part is that he survived getting his throat slit faggot
>>679872847
Didn't wear a helmet
>>679872955
thanks for clearin that up, chief.
>>679862290
KICK THE BABY
>>679857570
ow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrni5_CvAuM
>>679866907
Is this a fucking bait ? In the video you clearly see the cop shoots him because he pretends to pull a gun..
There's no way anybody with a brain actually believe this shooting wasn't legit...
>>679862566
if it drowns the house win?
>>679872615
Not every muslim is terrorist but every terrorist is a muslim
>>679872615
This. It is how it is
>>679864189
sometimes you gotta go where everybody knows your name
>>679872615
Orly?
>>679873866
>>679873774
True.
But also there are people who blow up abortion clinics. what do they call them again? they also kill doctors sometime.
Also US government in general, honestly, not being edgy, they are the world's #1 terrorist. although I currently live there.
>>679864631
Not 10 minutes into the new millenium...
Look outside.
>>679859549
Imagine giving birth to like a harlequin baby.
"I had that fucking monster inside of me for 9 months?"
I'd feel so disgusting.
>>679874030
i love how you can tell this is russia even if you don't look at the writing
>>679873998
Literally everything on the left is wrong.
but I just finished jerking it and not in the mood to explain why. read a book ffs.
>>679873620
no helmet...
>>679874030
did he dead?
>>679872833
I swear I was expecting the sack to snap at any second
>>679874669
I'd torture that motherfcuker
>>679862926
If I were the fat kid, I would've stomped on the lil bully's head a few times after that.
>>679860194
Rekt but still cute
>approved
>>679866907
Literally what did he think was gonna happen.
>dindu nuffin
>>679864631
Assuming time is continuous the probability is 0
We can talk about the probability that it will happen in a >period< of time by integrating a probability distribution
>>679857871
You're new here. Wait another six years then come back.
>>679860007
>>679860597
>>679872698
>throat slit
>by chance doesnt die
>unlucky
>>679875742
http://efukt.com/20883_The_Single_Most_Epic_Cumshot_Fail.html
>>679865091
At what kinda crazy speed does he have to travel to get rekt this hard?
>>679876014
seems to me one or more trucks did that mess, not speed.
>>679865091
Did he died?
>>679871136
WHY IN THE NAME OF FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT
>>679864394
And thus, the terry tubbies were born
>>679876349
nah, he's fine
>>679862210
>>679862566
Its bulgarian spinning dog or so
Its against rabbies they say
>>679876495
FUCK!!
D:
>>679876497
Retard was trying to show the other guy how the laser worked. (Improperly)
>>679875993
''What did you eat ?''
''I'm pregant''
Mom's old video tapes are going to get real good later in life
>>679874524
Gj man.
>>679876872
t'is but a flesh wound
>>679876872
context?
>>679862926
>Them parries tho
>>679876495
darwin smiles upon this one
>>679876495
That's fucking horrifying
>>679864810
Anyone stupid enough to do that deserves to die.
>>679876495
I even find it hard to imagine what the remains would look like
>>679878006
Thin.
>>679878006
Pancake, broken bones and shit oozing out.
>>679866907
This reminds me- The other day, I was getting ready to cook eggs. I set the pan on the oven, and let it heat up, then I thought "Hey, I'm going to stick my hand on there", so I did, and it fucking burned me, bad. I'm suing the company who produces the pans because they didn't make it obvious enough not to touch when it's hot, so I expect a massive settlement.
>>679878307
Got 3, don't know if there's any more. The vid is here
http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f166/luka-magnotta-1-lunatic-1-ice-pick-murder-video-105356/
>>679866826
>its actually really hot
kys
>>679878006
>>679866074
mom, i'm flying!
>>679871606
Nah he walked it off 5 minutes later.
>>679878841
With all that hype it got I was really dissappointed that it wasn't more gruesome. I mean it's bad, sure but it's not like 3 guys 1 screwdriver.
>>679871136
Whoa! Surprise stigmata!
>>679870288
my ribs!
>you can have them
>>679879005
hmm, that's better than I expected
>>679879115
Ikr? It looks kind of unreal without blood.
>>679857747
Hardcore Henry
>>679867436
Agreed
>>679878841
couldnt be bothered to sharpen the knife first
>>679858832
Filename fucking kek
>>679859074
Wow. Big dude must have really pissed him off before the fight. Any more story to this?
>>679876495
>"watch me swooce right in"
>>679871136
good thing he had hearing protection
>>679878016
I can't even begin to imagine the amount of alcohol I would need if I were an investigator in those types of cases.
>>679881154
lost
>>679866305
You believe everything you see on the news?
>How long can flesh resist fire?
>>679877114
niggers
>>679860194
>>679864600
>unstoppable force hits unmovable object
>>679880777
hearing loss is permanent
>>679870288
Oops... Sorry bro.
>>679871375
he dieded?
>>679874718
lost it fucker
>>679862290
that file name!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>679876495
Sauce
>>679863887
kek
>>679868991
is this a bitch trainer reference?
or am I missing something obvious.
>>679882092
thats fake right? please tell me thats fake
>>679879203
That's an overkill.
>>679882092
I just don't see any way to remove that without removing the dick
>>679875498
At least his tattoo is honest...
>>679882602
You stick a big bore needle in to drain the blood off and make it soft.
That or >pic related
>>679881155
Fucking poachers.
>>679882842
top fucking kek
>>679882516
that penis looks japanese to me
>>679882516
How does one even manage to do that?
>>679883021
nah, needs more tentacles
>>679882842
now that's precision
>>679879203
Turbo Dismount
>>679878841
look like someone skipped SQUAT in his life
>>679867832
Niggers
>>679860640
>On a rekt thread
>God sports are brutal, only barbarians would watch that
>>679883751
Lost
>>679883121
Just thread it on while soft. There's enough blood pressure in your body to force blood past the restriction but then not enough pressure in the penis to push it out again.
>>679883589
Yeah, you'd really fucking hope so.
>>679875993
Poor girl. Can't believe she still did that whilst feeling like death.
who holding the camera on bloody dick pic?
>>679884252
someone has an extensive collection of mangled cock pics
>>679857570
this is actually really fucking cool-looking!
>>679882842
LOL that metal is going to get hot as fuck
>>679879203
It's like a gta death
>>679882602
Nigger doesn't know about tools and pressures
>>679884495
Well, just a few...
>>679881155
Triple dubs check'd
Also is that legit?
>>679860931
keked hard
>>679866907
>initially read that as "Kevin MacLeod"
>Kevin MacLeod
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osDu36tf8iM
>kek
>>679885005
http://theync.com/thekiddd/shocking-absolutely-shocking-video-shows-kid-trying-to-sell-a-gun-being-executed-point-blank-translation-in-description.htm
>>679878841
Why is there no blood?
>>679885238
Dude's already dead, and has been a while. Blood pools in the lowest parts and then starts to clot.
>>679871136
Reminds me I have fire arms training next week, I like my coworkers but they get to comfortable around guns and do shit like this...
>>679885238
head had already been removed and lots of blood drained out
>>679864810
why do people fire a pkm like this? too weak to lift the sights up to their eye-level?
>>679876495
the slow mo really shows you how fucked up his body gets.
>>679871136
what are the 4 rules.
>never point a weapon at anything you do not wish to destroy
>points a loaded handgun at the palm of his hand.
I have no sympathy for this fucker
>>679864394
This >>679867832
justifies this >>679866907
>>679872833
why
>>679866907
Common sense says fuck with the cops, get fucked up
>>679886138
>>679885822
nice recovery
>>679886117
Agreed. Why the fuck would you do that?
>>679882329
edgy. get it? niggers are bad but instead old people suck. yw fagget
>>679875096
Same
>>679886356
>>679872833
He has no dick
>>679876495
"Tell me more about feminism again"
>>679886852
he should be ok
>>679880013
there is a lack of blood because hes already dead and the heart aint pumping it out
>>679882842
Only a nigger Dr. would do it that way
>Can you feel the burn?
>>679860543
fuck you cunt
>>679880523
Shinya Aoki vs. Mizuto Hirota
DREAM lightweight champion Shinya Aoki is the genetic result of a country whose leading cause of pregnancy is tentacle. He's a tiny alien beast more octopus than man. His submission skills are impossible.
At the end of last year, Aoki was in a cross-promotional fight against the Sengoku lightweight champion, Mizuto Hirota. Mizuto was considered a standout 155-pound fighter. Aoki, on the other hand, had to buy a second home to store his collection of 155-pound corpse trophies. We expected Aoki to win by tap out, but holy shit, he poured over Hirota like a bucket of wet manslaughter.
Aoki decides to try to end the fight. He grabs Hirota's arm with both hands and cranks it into a hammerlock. It was disgusting and airtight. Than Hirota's bushido spirit kicks in and prevents him from tapping out even when his arm is being torn off.
Then Aoki snaps Hirota's arm, stands up, and flips off the crowd with more enthusiasm than he had shown throughout the entire match.
>>679866907
he was aggressively moving towards the police officer.
He pulled out his hand and pointed at him like it was a gun.
The police officer has no time to figure out whether it's a gun or not because if it is it might cost him his life.
And stupid fuckheads assume that the police officer thought it was a gun just because he was black...
Nigger got what he deserved
>>679866305
yeah cuz it was fucking hilarious.
>>679862290
uhm... what?
>>679866907
one less stupid nigger
win
>>679870493
all better
>>679863520
Your total is $1.04
I only got a dollar
Ima need them 4 cents
>>679886117
>Coopers Four Rules
>Know what it behind your target.
>Good thing the target knew that.
>>679857871
Shut up faggot
>>679885038
Love this fight so much. There should be an entire board dedicated to it.
>>679874030
Rusky maffia by the looks of it.
>>679888118
Was that Daniel Tosh in the foreground? Kind of dark even for his show..
>>679874524
How about you read the fucking quran then and see that it's true fucktard.
>>679887224
fucking underrated
>>679875993
Your fired
>>679866907
wtf was the nigger thinking?! a police men aiming at him and he makes jokes? shit like this is making me real mad, especially when SJW's n shit think it wasn't "justified" for the cop to shoot that retard!
>>679860194
>>679860543
>le edgy memelord
CHECK EMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM NIGGERS SUCK
>>679866907
Fucking Shaun King up to his old shit. Someday I'm going to cut that smug smile right off of his face.
>>679876495
Wow the speed blew his hat off.lol
>>679874030
Edward O'Kelly came up from Bachelor at one P.M. on the 8th. He had no grand scheme. No strategy. No agreement with higher authorities. Nothing but a vague longing for glory, and a generalized wish for revenge against Robert Ford.
There would be no eulogies for Bob, no photographs of his body would be sold in sundries stores, no people would crowd the streets in the rain to see his funeral cortege, no biographies would be written about him, no children named after him, no one would ever pay twenty-five cents to stand in the rooms he grew up in. The shotgun would ignite, and Ella Mae would scream, but Robert Ford would only lay on the floor and look at the ceiling, the light going out of his eyes before he could find the right words.
>"Hello Bob"
>>679876872
Ya see his fuckin head come off. ( apocolypse now )
>>679888437
>>679889099
hahah i live within walking distance of the house in which JJ was shot.
>>679886629
he looks like he was chilling before his head got hit by whatever round blew it up. not a bad way to go.
>>679885822
I love how he just headbutts the bird and continues winning
>>679867832
and they say black lives matter, these people should be brought back to slavery
>>679866907
well at least that's one stupid nigger out of society
>>679878841
Kinda hungry now
>>679889788
>mfw slavery is a huge part of the reason why africans ARE here and ARE the way they are
>>679866826
Hot?... wtf...
>>679880659
read it in bob ross`s voice
>>679881155
Filename always gets me
>>679862519
Kid got tossed to the side by some guy
>>679860768
just a based chilean cop
>>679862926
>mfw most of the idiots on this site now don't remember how huge this shit was on here when it happened.
>>679872615
fucking muslim fag detected, go back to sand nigger land
>>679884252
Holly fuck thats the worst yet.
>>679883751
thats not a ylyl thread kek
>>679871606
It was Clint Malarchuk. He played here in Las Vegas after that, back when we had an IHL team, back when the IHL was still a thing.
>>679860640
>mma
>sports
Its just an outlet for ppl with low self esteem and sma lldicks
>>679871606
Nope. He is alive today. He also attempted suicide later in his life by firing a gun at his head but survived that too. Dude is fucking invincible.
>>679871136
>>679858832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Se850Ld_sN4
>>679873998
to be fair, Jesus did all of the same things as Muhammad did. Read the bible faggot.
>>679870288
My sides.....your sides
>>679874669
this is why people should not be allowed to attend sporting events. note: steve bartman
>>679857871
I hate pasta. Get your cancer ass off of my /b/
>>679876523
>D:
>>679892454
Yogi got sick of the ranger cock blocking him from pies apparently.
>>679883751
I really need to know if that cat lived. If it did that is one insanely lucky cat.
>>679878016
what was this one called? it's been a while
>>679881113
I duno man, you toughen up after a time.
I'm in the Kripo-germany and have seen some murders in my time, once even a tortured child, which was something new for me and presented me 2 restless nights afterwards, but all in all I would say, you get used to some things. same thing with doctors in the OP. they are afterall the people who stitch up some really nasty wounds and all!
>>679881154
how is he even able to pull this off? and why?
