faces of /b/
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faces of /b/
>>679671795
>>679671890
Cute af. Post dicks?
Rate me, /b/ros. Rate me hard.
>>679672590
Twisted fucking psychopath/10
Well..
>>679672854
faggot/10
Rate my ugly ass.
>>679673285
You have great skin.
>>679673285
fat face, shit skin, shit hair. you still want a rating?
>>679673983
Nah im good.
>>679673983
post yourself fam
>>679673131
would marry/10
>>679671795
Idk I think I'm like a 7
R8 M8
>>679674612
Times 2 right m8
Hola
Latest pic of me
>>679674792
mexican brandon?
>>679674957
fuck is that forehead. eyes to far apart.
>>679674982
Mexican/spaniard, yes.
>>679674957
something doesn't look right with you
>>679674957
Asymmetrical face but kinda cute
>>679671795
go home 12year olds
>>679673131
Timestamp? 7/10 from this pic
>>679675187
Yeah it's really a matter of perspective. Close your eyes and I look fine. Got a strong Scottish accent, so the face isn't an issue much.
>>679675242
Besides the fact that I've killed a man? Yeah I'm pretty alright.
>>679675314
Well thank you.
>>679675870
Yeah, once girls hear him talk they already know they wouldnt fuck him, regardless of face
>>679674957
Are you that ethnically Russian guy?
>>679675870
''besides the fact that ive killed a man''
2edgy4me
prove it
rate my selfies /b/
>19
>lifegaurd
I'm dying for attention, please rate me
>>679671795
you must really like that selfie, i've seen you post it at least 10 times
>>679677799
>gay face
>head like an upside-down triangle
>looks 15
Generous 5/10
>>679674957
U look like sloth from goonies had a kid with that elf bitch from lord of rings u lil autismic fagt
Rate us /b/. Combined score /20
>>679671795
literally a child who looks like a bird
4/10
>>679678338
16/20
>>679678338
9/20
5/10 man
4/10 girl
both faces too lumpy, but looks better on man cause kind of masculine
>>679678590
o im laffin
ayyyyyyy lmao
R8 me you eyeball faggots
>>679678665
Lol "lumpy"? Elaborate.
You hurt my girls feels /b/ro
>>679678594
Acceptable as long as I'm the 9.5 and she's the 6.5
>>679678770
Digging the three musketeers face pubes.
I love how mad and insecure the typical /b/tard gets over a rate thread. Best part about /b/ anymore
>>679678338
Both ur hairlines look like they're getting sucked into the back of ur heads and who the fuck shaves half their head into a rat tail wtf is wrong with you bitch?
14/20 you look like you both agreed as a couple to go through your midlife crisis simultaneously
>>679679403
yea because taking dozens of selfies and posting them over and over for approval from random people online doesn´t scream "insecurity"
>>679679509
Lolol so insecure as to actual show face. Kill yourself you untouchable degenerate basement dwelling troll.
These pics are making me laugh way too hard man
>>679679708
if you like that go back to facebook you faggot, 4chan is anonymous for a reason
>>679679492
Still a 14/20 after that tirade? You must be a sloth looking motherfucker lol.
>>679679928
U mad?
>>679679877
LOL deeply hurt butt right here. /b/ is for whatever the fuck we want it to be. As if there hasn't been rate threads on /b/ since at least 2009.
Explore a house fire and die slow you ugly cuck.
>>679680213
uh huh
R8 please
>inb4 filter fag this is my only pic
>>679680116
Not at all. You must be though all things considered.
>>679680213
I deeply hurt your mom's butt last night faggot. Yeah I'm a cuck because I watch young black bucks fuck my girlfriend (your mom )from the closet
>>679680505
age? out of ten
>dont lie no ones gonna scream mods
realistically they will but the mods aren't huge faggots
>>679680273
Lol, and? It never stopped the rate threads and never will. Now hide the thread and go about your gross ass looking life fuckboy.
is this angle better you gaylords?
>>679680438
Hey I'm not the one sinking my dipstick into a wart face skrillex you ginger turd.
>>679678908
you can see bone protrusions that keep the face shape from being what it should, especially on you.
Her the same thing but topped with bad eyebrows
>>679680662
and you get back to taking selfies at different angles thinking it's going to help
eventually you'll get bored and go back to grindr
>>679680503
Lol try way way harder. Or better yet, post a pic of that stack of shit you call a face so we can have a good laugh.
>>679680116
thoroughly spooked
>>679680505
Cute but seems like a shop, timestamp?
>>679680883
Post a picture of your dick so everyone can have a good laugh.
>>679680940
MODS WTF
REPORTED
>>679681063
i've seen her on threads b4
i can vouche
>>679680940
reported
>>679680940
>>679680940
>>679671795
Shave that fuckin shit off your lip nobody wants to see that
I'm still an underage fag. But atleast i own a Lancer Evolution 4 as a car
>>679681294
tell nasa too
it pertains to them just as much as the fbi kek
>>679681139
Now this faggot wants to gaze at my cock? Only dubs get cock shots. Thats always been the rules.
Get to rollin you pathetic shit stain.
>>679680940
Haha get banned you parasitic cunt FUCK YOU
>>679681437
reported
>>679681496
why
The fuck
>>679681591
Too much rouge/10
>>679680940
>>679681591
Would've chosen a more subtle lipstick with that eyeshadow/10
>>679681562
Yeah I bet you'd take a cock shot on your chin for less than dubs you little cum funnel. Like mother like son fucker u dog cunt
>>679681437
shame you cant afford to insure it
>>679681496
>>679673131
>>679673131
desperate for male attention
/b/ really has turned into shit. Soft face looking bitches.
>>679672854
u cute
ello
>>679681625
>>679681874
You don't get extra points for superfluous curse words you try hard.
How bout that portrait. I'll trade you for a dick pic since you asked for one and didn't roll dubs.
>>679674374
3/10
>>679674374
men often overrate their own attractiveness
case and point right here
>>679682076
you're cute/10
mayo hair/10
>>679681897
I'm gonna keep driving my Golf for a little bit. I'll put it on the road later, since i just got the car 3 days ago.
>>679682372
How are you not banned yet
>>679682345
dry after showering without using conditioner
>>679682097
Here's my portrait. Faggot.
>>679682428
We get it, you need attention
>>679682372
SHOW ME YOUR TITS
>>679674374
A 7 is about right
>>679682520
as opposed to these people who have posted their selfies 20, 30, or 40 times asking for attention
MEOW
>>679671795
i used to fuck that dudes mom
she'd come over every once in awhile while her kid was staying at college.
she'd get naked as soon as she came in, put on her favorite song and start fucking me while crying. she said the song reminded her of raising her child, and motherhood. she told me it reminded her of how much she missed her child. it made her and me cum buckets.
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
>>679671890
what gender is this ?
>>679682780
genderfluid
Literally me.
>>679682500
Shut the fuck up
>>679682634
But doing it in the same thread over and over classifies it as more of an intense shitposting rampage
>>679682518
KEK get fucked you sopping little unsightly vagina.
KYS, but first fap to a pic of my girl and our girlfriend.
>>679682980
Make me you prepubescent cum rag
>>679682724
OHHH MYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDD
She was banned ;_;
rate me
WHERE'S MY SUPER SUIT
>>679683444
Checkered
>>679683004
You're a voyeuristic little cuck aren't you? First other women kiss your girl next thing you know tyrone is going to give her a DEEPDICK pizza all the while you tug your little clitoris in the corner and cry
>>679681480
Top knot m8
>>679682518
me irl
>>679683517
Lol yeah big voyeur over here. I like to do, not watch, shit stain. Let's not talk in hypotheticals. Let's deal in facts. You're ugly as fuck until proven otherwise. You try way to hard an anon boards. Your syntax is shit.
I'm all and all superior to you and I do it with a fraction of the effort, which is saying something considering you haven't even made the effort to leave your cave.
>>679682076
Finally, a solid 7/10
first in thread
bye fags, go back to hollister now buh bye
>>679684124
Finally we've outed the narcissist. Thanks for the new pasta!
>>Lol yeah big voyeur over here. I like to do, not watch, shit stain. Let's not talk in hypotheticals. Let's deal in facts. You're ugly as fuck until proven otherwise. You try way to hard an anon boards. Your syntax is shit.
I'm all and all superior to you and I do it with a fraction of the effort, which is saying something considering you haven't even made the effort to leave your cave.
>>679684625
Yeah its narcissism to reject criticism from some cave dwelling waste of matter and consciousness such as yourself.
Post a pic of that fucked up gob or get out of the thread. Fucking cuck. Glutton for punishment. So mad but can't look away.
Are we doing this or what? I'll get the coconut oil out and lather my dick up right now for a time stamped pic of your face.
>>679685005
Faggot can't even greentext right. Your life must be unbearable.
>>679685089
Lol yeah big voyeur over here. I like to do, not watch, shit stain. Let's not talk in hypotheticals. Let's deal in facts. You're ugly as fuck until proven otherwise. You try way to hard an anon boards. Your syntax is shit.
I'm all and all superior to you and I do it with a fraction of the effort, which is saying something considering you haven't even made the effort to leave your cave.
>>679685241
Your girlfriend found my girthy penis unbearable after I greentexted her a picture of my gigantic meat whip u lil faggot
>>679685573
And we've devolved completely. You're fucking useless. /b/ isn't your safe space fucktard. If being uglier than everyone around you offends you so much your life outside of the basement isn't going to go so well. You should stay down there.
>>679673285
you look autistic
>>679685934
I made your girl stay down their and slather my balls with her saliva lol
>>679685778
Cool story? I mean, it's flattering having an ugly hermit fantasize about my girl, right?
Let's get that pic ugmo. I'll give you £20 PayPal for it. I gotta see how hideous a person has to be to have such a hurt butt over a rate thread.
>>679680583
Hey, you look different from the others! How would you like to come to my place, having a nice conversation and all ?
>>679686150
Fantasies can be healthy. Good for you man. It can take healthy fantasy to deal with the realities of being born with the shit end of the stick.
>>679686204
Speaking of ugly hermits, how's ur mum doing mate? I might take you up on that 20 pounds so I can purchase her for a couple evenings u wanker
>>679686610
Should I be insulted? It's weird, I'm not. It must have something to do with living in reality.
What's your PayPal? It's gotta be stamped or you don't get shit.
>>679686390
The shit end of the stick would be in reference to my hulking member after I bugger u in the arse
>>679686835
You are keen on me I knew it. Fucking faggot.
The harder you work to try and insult me the less you spam the thread. Win win.
>>679686989
Lol yeah big faggot over here. I like to do, not watch, shit stain. Let's not talk in hypotheticals. Let's deal in facts. You're ugly as fuck until proven otherwise. You try way to hard an anon boards. Your syntax is shit.
I'm all and all superior to you and I do it with a fraction of the effort, which is saying something considering you haven't even made the effort to leave your cave.
>>679687221
So I take it I don't get to see that pic? You seem way too involved in fantasizing about fucking me and my girlfriend to get around to it. Well that and spamming my awesome new pasta.
£20 buys a lot of crisps and soda...
>>679683304
7/10... Just drop the naruto shit.
>>679687601
Yes tip top job on your autistic sperg out it is quite the masterpiece. I'm sure you know the exact amount of crisps and soda 20 pounds could buy you slob.
>>679687917
deflect away, dipshit. It doesn't really hurt. It also doesn't take away from the fact that you're too ugly to even post your gob to an anonymous board. How do you liver with yourself?
