Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>burgers are good
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>eat tasty
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Rumia Claimed
Rory claimed. Best demigod around.
Hello guys
finally back, how is everyone this morning?
Akiko claim
Do... we have to reclaim? Because I still claim
Nerine
Rita Mordio
Maka Albarn
>Pic of Laste Waifu
>100% lewd plz
>>679446734
Hanako claim
>Anyone got any bacon
Claiming
>>679446271
Howdy! Doin pretty good, what about you?
>>679446456
Hey scarface, whats good?
>>679446657
Sounds pretty goof to me haha, and I deliver food to people most of the time, sometimes I work a register at a stand, how good is D&B doing? I haven't heard anything about them for a while
>>679446943
Nerine!
> Number One WAIFU
Ok, I'm out for the night. Goodnight anons, keep the ride neverending!
Still waiting for death to come
Best waifu coming thru
Claimed.
>>679447016
Just woke up and found out my first course of the day has been canceled. I see it as a good omen
First question of the day:
Peeing in the shower, yes or no? why?
>>679447016
Thats sick dude, surprisingly they are doing alright, I thought this place would have gone under a while ago but we are surprisingly staying alive, unlike gameworks they are dead
Claimed
>The liquor's calling the shots now
Mirai claim
>>679447166
night!
>>679447176
Don't be too melodramatic syndranon
I hope you'll hang around for another while
>>679446943
>>679447081
Claiming Rita Mordio!
> <3
> <3
> <3
> <3
Miho claimed
>>679447244
>buzzz
>>679446734
2D WAIFU LEL AS IF YOUR CHANGES OF GETTING LAID COULDNT GET ANY LOWER XDXDXD
>>679447166
Sleep is the only peace, goodnight! Sleep well :)
>>679447176
Arent we all friend
>>679447244
Comrade! Hows it goin?
>>679447246
Thats the best feeling, and yes to peeing in the shower cus who got time for all that other nonsense?
>>679447298
Gamewho? haha, but its good to hear that its still goin, definitely had some awesome times there
>>679447325
BOOM, Whatsup!
claimed
>green space dorito
>>679447389
I am the liquor bud
>>679447649
>smol
Nice claim.
>>679447739
What are you doin' to me, rum-chan?!
>>679447325
Megumin-anon it's been awhile.
>>679447828
Hello mikuranon
10/10 waifu
Haruhi was such a great anime for me and Mikuru is queen of moe
>>679447246
Umm... Neither. Mwahahaha!
>>679447478
Not the >buzzz....
>>679447176
>Ow the edge
>>679447246
Yes, because I can
>>679447325
M stands for Megumin
>>679447638
3rd day with 38-40c
I feel like its geting closer and closer
>>679447638
Not much, glad be here though. You?
>>679448125
Fuck batteries died.
>>679447638
>>679448125
>>679448206
Haha thanks for the answers
I do it, and when you think about it it's actually pretty beneficial. You save both water and time
>>679448081
what do you think about the spin-off series? worth watching?
This thread need more LEWD :3
Claiming Konata
>>679448050
Makin you feel good of course! And I like rum-chan, I really do
>>679448273
Dont know what that means, but technically your right! haha
>>679448319
Nothin much, just playin some CSGO and postin, what did you do today?
>>679448562
Its eco friendly!
>>679448568
The movie was pretty amazing but I haven't watched the sin-off yet so I can't ive my thoughts on that.
New question for whoever watched Haruhi:
Did you sit through the endless 8 or did you skip around?
>>679448671
YEEEEAAAHHH *screaming my luns out like the fucking madman that i am*
>>679448579
No.
>>679448774
Temperature
~36,6 is normal one
>>679448589
Hello Konatanon
How are you today?
>>679448468
Thank the heavens! No buzz for you!
>>679447246
I also shit in the shower and waffle stomp those nuggets down the drain.
>>679448971
Aww c'mon :(
LEWD is cool.
>>679449147
Lewd is rude.
>>679449070
I have spare ones if you are interested
>>679446734
What're you doing with my waifu, nigger bitch?
>>679449202
Lewd is love
Lewd is life
Lewd makes the world go around :3 .
How can lewd be rude?
>>679448774
Just working, they gave me an easy job to do. So it goes by fast.
>>679448589
Hello my cynical friend!
>>679448589
Hows it goin?
>>679448971
Ooohhh Celsius, sorry haha, where you at that its like that?
>>679449076
>stomp those nuggets
kek
>>679449352
Oh I see, I thought you had the next 6 days off or something?
>>679449336
>nigger bitch
Oh boy here we go
Night everyone. Can't...the rum...remember me as I was.
>>679449234
Give me your claw!
>>679449381
Lewd guy here.
Thefuq u rollin for ?
Btw. Sakuya CLAIMED
>>679449526
Fuck off, cucklord
claimed
Shinoa claimed
>>679449602
i needed to just roll some numbers
>>679449580
Good good, let the rum flow through you. Goodnight drunk buddy! Sleep well :)
>>679449580
Night comrade. Take it easy.
>>679449475
Jaja, I think I must've worded it wrong. But I got to work 6 days this week, then the next one as well. Sorry for the mix up.
>>679449695
>>679449922
Your waifu a shit
>>679449994
>>679449922
>>679449994
And trhows with it
.. yeahh
>>679449789
Hey milkanon
How are you today?
>>679450087
>tumblr
Disregarded
Go back to liking traps and insisting you're not gay, faggot
>>679449475
Im just sick.
And now im gonna go back to hell
>>679449744
Why? It's just a claw, a shiny one.
>>679449774
Ayy lmao, how's it going?
>>679450246
Get well soon syndranon
>>679450349
No means no
Does anyone here do online rp?
Also claiming my favorite spank material and waifu korra
>claimed
I want her to hold my head with her nubs.
>>679450475
I use to RP a long while ago, I tried again recently but it was not the same.
>>679450349
There done charging
>Buzzzz
>>679450475
>>679450534
Hello guys, welcome to the thread
>>679449920
Ooohh shit, I got that confused haha, I guess thats the opposite of rest, but either way at least your here no so you can relax!
>>679449789
Whatsup?
>>679450246
Have a good one! heh hope you get better soon
>>679450468
Fine, but why have spares of the
>buzz
Hai Guys! NOM*
Lucina is mine. Not this one though.
>>679450138
Hello, tired..
>>679450593
>>679450475
I also did and tried to get back into...
but my English has degraded and well... I still enjoy it once and a while
>>679450713
Spare batteries
>>679450349
Going great. Took a shit and I feel great. How about you?
>>679450834
Everytime I try its just a bunch of people starting drama because of shit that happened in real life, they need to like separate that shit
>>679450534
Legit interesting choice
May I ask why you choose robot waifu >>679450593
What changed for you after coming back to it?
>>679450632
>>679450632
Such a cute waifu anon <3
SO GENTS WHY DO YOY LOVE YOUR WAIFU????
>>679451028
>Took a shit
>>679450754
Hey there
>>679450799
Had a long day? Mine is just about to start but my first course of the day has been canceled so I'm getting a slow start
>>679450594
>>679450864
Why the both of you? I didn't do anything bad!
>>679450754
Hello!
>>679450754
Lucina isn't a bad choice at all.
>>679450653
Insomnia.
>>679450923
Hi.
>>679451208
No, but it is 3am.
Consider the following. You drop your beloved meatball: do you abide by a 3 second, 5 second or 10 second rule?
>>679451070
Nostalgia i suppose.
>>679450834
Same I've always fancied myself a semi decent writer. Typos aside and found role playing to be relaxing and fun. Probably comes from years of dungeons and dragons
>>679451070
Thanks, I know. Akiko now and forever
I love her for reasons I can't really pin down I like akiko more than any other possible waifu, and she even had to contest mikuru. I just love her
>>679451132
A fat one at that.
>>679451322
5 second. I'm not a degenerate.
>>679451228
Dont worry you will be wetting the bed in a few minutes.
>>679451328
I can dig that I remember being turned on by xj-9 as a kid. But what about HER makes you want to claim her as your waifu? Like the character itself why do you appreciate it? That question is for all my /b/rothers in this thread
>>679451322
Fuck that, shit's already been contaminated, i'd just let my dog eat it. If i had to choose though, i'd say 3 second rule.
>>679451028
Jaja, wasn't expecting such an answer like that. Just here in the dark, kickin' back, and drinking soda.
>>679451035
like this dude 1:55 to 2:25?
https://youtu.be/hopeFgwApCM?t=1m55s
>>679451348
Well, I've a ton of OC; that just waste away... Waiting to be used... or just rot away in my Head Fiction. lmfao
>>679451322
Oh no, not my meatball!
It depends, if it falls on my floor I know it's clean and i will apply the 5 second rule but if it falls anywhere else I won't even touch it
>>679451070
Because she is a fun, funny, playful and kind person. someone I can be with that will take care of me and together we can have a ton of fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJghf2OcW1s
I think this song goes best with our relationship.
>>679450653
Heck yeah, always gets me through the day knowing I'll be back here!
>>679451533
I suppose it's her eager and kind personality that i really like, as i often look for those kind of qualities in people in general. That and her design is really cute.
>captcha took 5 tries to even work
>>679450754
Whatsup? Hows it goin?
>>679451070
I like strong women, not like physically but more personality wise, like someone I don't have to babysit or worry about feelings and shit, how bout you?
>>679451322
5 second max, if your not able to pick it up after 10 seconds then its in a place that cant be reached
>>679451028
ayyy
>>679451461
I get that anon. Korra is my absolute favorite female anything. She's what feminism should be about. Proving yourself equal to all rather than making everyone else prove something to you. Brave brash bull headed but somehow still shy cute and submissive. Boner factory for me. I'm almost more into her character than her design which is crazy because she also insanely beautiful
>>679451741
Fucking perfect. And they all want you to feel sorry for them. Im just over here trying to rp and you gotta go and take this shit to the next level.
>>679451518
.......Please don't.....
>>679451955
Well I'm glad you found your one true waifu anon
I have yet to catch up on Korra but i've only heard positive critiques so I'm pretty excited
Who doesn't love a strong non-obnoxious character?
>>679452062
There's no brakes on the rape train
>>679451765
>>679451778
>>679451839
>>679451890
Haha mobile is a crap way to 4chan I missed the best chance to answer everyone loved the answers though see my above korra pic for why exactly I love Korra most.
So what's everyone doing right now?
Best type moon claimed
>>679451890
Ayyy. Lost the game sadly. 16-14. 2 randoms don't make good teammates
>>679451972
I do feel sorry for him. Mrs. Pamperton is obviously lying!
Seriously though, if they wanted someone to circle jerk with, they should just get in an average waifu thread.
>>679452256
Enjoying my 3 day weekend!
Gonna be gud!
You?
>>679452221
But Tats.....Why not do it to Tats?
>>679452215
While find the over all story not quite as strong in the legend of Korra compared to the last air bender (seeing as how they made each season individually unsure if they were getting another) I find the characters villains subject matter plot and world building far more rich. She tones Korra took were much darker and more relevant during the show and had much more emotional impact. The romance was a little shitty at first due to the show not knowing its own future but eh. Still my favorite animated series
>>679452443
Were in the right place to circle jerk.
>>679452256
I am doing alright just listening to my friend sing Fly Me To The Moon. You?
>>679452513
Shes holding the camera.
>BUZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>679452488
Working 15 hours!
Then back to 12 tomorrow yay work -_-
Btw love the lewd waifu. Can't help but show some lewd waifu myself
>>679451741
That guys fuckin rad
>>679451795
Same, I always say that today will be my break day from here but then I find myself posting! haha
>>679452256
haha, Im just playin some CSGO and drinkin, your reason for your waifu pretty much describes mine
>>679452336
Shoulda had me man, at least you would've lost sooner lol
>>679452567
Well if every season can be your last I can't really blame them for such things
However, I'm surprised since the sales weren't too bad i think
>>679452693
Yikes, that sucks! I wish you the good down times and free days off, fam.
> Not TOO Lewd
> Not a little LEWD
> Just the right amount of LEWD <3
Got another question
Would you rather have a gf that has your waifu's exact looks or your waifu's personality?
>>679453074
Fuck you im having both.
>>679453074
Its what i love about my 3 WAIFU's the most!
>Personality
>>679453074
Personality.
>resetting router to try to fix connection issues
>>679453074
If I had to choose, the personality, but Ill take this answer as well>>679453216
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>>679453216
You can't have your cake and eat it... errr no, you can't have both the lightning and thunder... fuck you know what I mean!
>>679452628
I mean.... Why.... Me!? Why not the Claw, Shinoa, or even Koko.
>>679452974
Oh man maka is so sexy. Super cute and petite just adorable.
Why is she your waifu anon
>>679453074
porque no los dos?
But I guess personality if youre making me choose one
>>679453074
Personality. Both wood be great though.
>>679453484
Because then it wouldn't be rape.
>>679453412
>forgot pic
>>679453074
Personality hands down even though my waifu has a goddess body
>>679453484
I told you yesterday its that cute face you make in climax.
>>679453442
Nice try
>>679453428
My nigga
>>679453074
Freak.....Personality, maybe....But looks.... You're a monster!
>>679453216
>>679453310
>>679453428
>>679453513
>>679453547
>>679453621
>>679453652
>>679453665
Damn, all these respones
I guess I'm the only one that would choose looks but that's just because akiko is a hardcore brocon and I wouldn't stand a chance
>>679453547
But you look far more rape-able than I!
>>679453652
You think I want to remember yesterday!
>>679453513
Lo sabes?
>>679453074
Looks would be somewhat problematic.
>>679453484
Because shes not cute enough haha
>>679453652
N to the I-G
>>679453905
I could see how you would choose looks haha
>>679453905
HOW ABOUT THIS you get your waifu body and looks. But you have to abandon your current spouse. If you have no spouse you must abandon your closest friends. Up and leave no goodbye explanation. Would you?
>>679453491
She is one of 3.
I love her because of her personality.
She is bright, cheerful, direct and confident, smart, and hard working,
HOW all girls should be.
Not afraid to be girly, but also ready to kick ass. Kinda like ya' Waifu, my good sir. I love a nerdy girl, whose either nose deep in a good book or lost among the tides of a good game.
Nerdy as fuck [Check]
Hot as fuck [Check]
Sucker for Small tits [Check]
Hard worker, to the point that get involved in my life. i.e make me a better person [Check]
SHIT, what else could you want!?!
>>679453960
>9/10 would cuddle >>679453547
>>679454160
Yes, in a heartbeat. Fuck that would be easy. I doubt they would even notice i'm gone
The ride never ends.
>>679454030
Oh shit I fucked up, I only know that phrase and maybe a couple others
>>679454180
Agreed something so hott about women with fiery attitudes.
Gotta say I love small little titties buuuut I think you can tell from my waifu choice big boobs are my favorite
>>679454419
Hello, this is the first time I notice you
Welcome to the thread
>>679454160
>abandon your closest friends.
I'll rather keep my bro. I can always find a girl like Jenny.
>>679454279
Lol well it would be hard to leave my current gf cause she's great but if the avatar wanted to bang me I'd date not say no. I mean come on.
>>679454621
>tfw posting Ryuko regularly since at least three months
I am claiming best waifu.
Holo Claimed
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>>679454754
>tfw no gf
>tfw no 'close' friends
>tfw no time to go out much because both awkward and drowning in work
Also the reasons I love coming here with you guys
>>679454858
qt/10
>image limit
>>679454575
I feel ya!!!
AHAH!! I also love Rita Mordio (Tales Of Vesperia)
and Nerine (Shuffle! and Shuffle! Tic Tock)
Nerine has some bigg o' titsss
but, again, smart and lovely <3
Submissive Smarty-hearty pants
Protip : being the Princess of HELL, isn't a down side!!
>New Tread, anyone?
new thread?
>>679454191
>>679454305
We can talk this out Koko is the right choice!
>>679454470
That's okay.
>Sanae
>>679454191
Like I said bunny has good taste
>Shinoa anon
So who's making new bread?
waiting for that new thread
>>679454160
I don't think I would, what about you?
>>679454419
Cant get off this ride, whatsup? haha
>>679454858
Howdy! Whatsup?
>>679455053
I said it before, Im not cute enough guyo!
>koko
>>679455296
got it in the oven, fam
> just joking.
From my point of view the waifus are evil.
>>679455386
I have been forsaken...
>Sanae
