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>>679439425
I hate comparing my friends
You cannot compare friends
sacrifice
>>679439466
there's no one to 5stack with online so i will queue alone
>>679439086
>you've met all my expectations
Low expectations
>>679439383
its just a joke
>>679439242
>Birthdays are overrated anyway, I try to avoid mine as much as possible
Yes, exactly.
>>679439507
this
>>679439550
I'm so sorry
l o v e
o
v
e
>>679439585
It's a BAD joke.
>>679439582
I have rather high expectations when it comes to people I like, honestly
Hi.
>>679439594
only a grand off from graves
>>679439720
what do you expect
I would 5stack with you if Darwin were there to escort me
>>679439720
Do you expect me to be perfect in almost every way?
>>679439655
think twice, the inverse is hot af
seems like darwin is being responsible tonight
>>679439809
>Do you expect me to be perfect in almost every way?
freklz accepts nothing less than perfection, which is why he himself is a billionaire astronaut with several Olympic gold medal wins.
shut up alice
>>679439759
gonna get him?
>>679439759
>>679439809
I expect my friends to be smart and friendly and chill and clever and interesting and sensible and cool
>>679440066
this
>>679439530
Post your puss-puss.
>>679440100
yes he is broken
do they have to be all of those things
It is unfortunate
Sadly I am too autistic to play without him, I could not explain why
>>679440066
Lots of gold but no platinum
>>679440100
sounds lower than perfect
low expectations
>>679440107
butt i did
and I did it especially for you
lexi is the same way
Eddy-kun~
lexi queues alone all the time
and wanted to queue with me a couple times but I was apprehensive of THREE RANDOS
>>679440145
yes and they all ARE
>>679440171
no, perfect is dumb
>>679439809
>Do you expect me to be perfect in almost every way?
The only time I require near-perfection in every sense is when I am playing video games and crafting my character
>>679440107
How's it going?
>>679440100
That's kind of choosy. It's like you expect people to feel they're privileged to be friends with you
lexi refuses to queue with me unless darwin is present
>>679440301
hmph
Yes but playing with Alexis is suffering
>>679440301
Yes, it is.
I still hold myself to it
I will most likely kill myself one day after viewing something minor as a catastrophic failure that disqualifies me to live. Almost happened last term but I managed to turn it around at the very last second.
>>679440328
That is where perfection is absolutely necessary. I'm a sucker for any game with strong character gen tools and will spend hours on it.
I refuse to queue with anyone, even just alone if Darwin is not there
>>679440269
terrific terrance~ What's new with you? It was my friday today, so glad to have a break from working.
what does darwin do to you people
>>679440567
>I will most likely kill myself one day after viewing something minor as a catastrophic failure that disqualifies me to live. Almost happened last term but I managed to turn it around at the very last second.
That's no way to live. Not for me, at least
I'm going to the shops, back in half an hour or so
>>679440681
Grooms them
Have you ever read Lolita?
I like lexi
she's cute
>>679440410
if I can afford to be choosy, why not?
why would I hang around people who I find to be unpleasant in some way?
>>679440490
don't you hmph me
>>679440567
anything I could say you have probably heard before
but keep in mind that I think you're lovely
>>679440681
he charismas us
>>679440733
I do not live a happy life.
I'm working on it though
Progress is slow, it's a process.
I do not know much about lexi except that she is terrible at support and I'd almost rather lane with Ian
almost
>>679440833
Thanks, though it doesn't help much.
That's not a comment on you though I am a master at rationalizing away compliments and making myself unable to be helped.
>>679440641
Ah nice, my friday is tomorrow. Nothing new with me to be honest, I'm just finishing up this semester's classes.
>>679440172
No, you posted butt, this is puss-puss.
>>679440362
Hey Luc. Going well, wish I hadn't loaned my Xbone to my brother to play DS3 for a few days.
she has gotten vastly better in the past month or so
at adc and mid at least
>>679441001
try rationalizing the other way
just as an exercise
>>679441218
Oh, I see.
I don't lend out my stuff any more.
I do not let her play ad carry
it is mine
>>679441241
Eh I have trouble with that becuase I enjoy my misery in that I feel I deserve it so I continue it
>>679441806
you deserve better
>>679441933
I cannot bring myself to see it that way
It's alright tho I'll figure it out
>>679442036
everyone else does, and what makes you so different?
everyone's got their own shit
>>679441173
How many years do you have left? Also I made a thing for you
>lexi queues alone all the time
lies
or at least with no one I've played with before
>>679442292
omg, cute. (except like, divide that number by 5)
after this one's up I've got three years left
>>679441218
here. full glory true puss-puss minus the organic matter. dont be shy i actually want this printed and cummed on it's time. you wanted tits but no. here is a true expose challenge now. my mailbox see has no cannabis seeds
>>679442142
Nothing makes me so different
That I have no real problems to complain about in the grand scheme of things, all of my problems are insignificant so me being the way I am mentally is a failure. so I hate myself for that too
It's a vicious cycle I can go all day.
single most cancerous thread on this board gg.
>>679442473
Describe your favorite of the 4, and more importantly, why.
>>679442659
the thread that never ends™
>>679442659
>>679442659
>>679442659
>>679442659
>>679442659
this
>>679442578
you are forgetting to include your mental attitude in your list of problems
that's pretty significant I'd say
but it's definitely fixable and definitely does not make you a failure
>>679442754
Hm....... it was long, white, hard, and uncut. I think I like the uncut feel better than the cut feel. But then again, I have a very small sample size to go on here.
if you look at their matches you can tell they play with the same one or two people all the time
>>679442864
That is not a problem
people in worse situations have better outlooks than me, it is not a problem just a symptom of my weakness.
We're not really getting anywhere.
What is love?
hi yuki
>>679443153
it is a problem, and a large one
I think recognizing and accepting that is an important first step
>>679443498
Baby don't hurt me
>>679441415
He lives in walking distance, I can get it back anytime I want. But this is just what we do when a game we both want to play comes out, we just trade it back every couple of days, or I just go over and play it at his place.
>>679442535
God, its like none of you know what a puss-puss is. Pic related.
>>679443038
unf, sounds fun. I bet you teased the skin gently too you faget
>>679443778
Ah alright.
Freklz <3
>>679443696
Why would I hurt you.
>>679443788
Unf, you know I did.
>>679443889
how is yuki
>>679443498
Hey Yuki.
>>679443778
lorentz contractive cat
>>679443540
Maybe
I dunno one of my personal relationships is getting destroyed by this so I need to find some way to fix it, though I have not yet found anything that works very well.
I do that thing where I feel okay but then see something that reminds me of something I dislike that I did or am or something and spiral back down to the bottom again.
>>679444158
>lip ring
you are everything that is wrong with this world
take it out
or die
one of the two
or both preferably
>>679443990
Just got over a sickness so a lot better now.
You?
>>679444084
Hello~
This really looks like some of that weird old school type shit I ain't seen in a minute. What the fuck are you people doing.
>>679444464
>Doesn't know the cafe thread
plebanon spotted
>>679444231
I badly want to suggest drugs, prescribed or not, but than can be kind of dangerous
you need a distraction is all
a job or a hobby or something to get totally immersed in
>>679444386
pretty alright
trying my best not to falter in these last couple weeks of school
>>679444464
I haven't seen EFG since about 2011
>not 400x400
ur not 400x400
D:
no he is 100x400
>>679444672
You can do it. Read the books harder.
>>679443990
y-your avatar is adorable
if that is in INCHES and you are referring to my DICK
>>679443891
Water you up to
I'm playing with https://www.captionbot.ai/ and it is surprisingly accurate, to the point of specific details instead of just the subject.
>>679445013
I am trying so hard to stay motivated ;_;
>>679445043
she is the best
freklz would you a garen?
>>679444672
I do not do drugs if I can avoid it
Hobbies are dangerous because I will choose to indulge in them over all else and hurt other aspects of my life like school
I am arguably an addict
>>679440818
no.
>>679440833
HMMMPH
what is charismatic about him
an ahri or mf?
I love tomoko with all my heart .
>>679444970
>>679444961
>>679444929
>>679444836
Is this what it's like to have an actual stroke?
>>679445054
?not having a hausdorff dimension of ur dick
a renekton, nasus, or rengar?
>>679445147
Go go go!
< 1 > She cheated on me after a few months together thus I will be leaking all her videos. 2 Videos and a preview. /b/ was always a great place for myself. Enjoy this 1 time leak. https://lstu.fr/TRZnldND Link will be removed in a few minutes
dindu nuffin
rengar
>>679445279
You poor thing
>>679445340
Renekton
>>679445286
nyet
>>679445340
i had no clue you actually into lol
>>679444386
How're you?
>>679445520
i h-have his masteries saved as "crocodile husband"
>>679445531
it is recent, though my love for that trio is not.
>>679445147
c-could it be thought that you yourself are also adorable
>>679445499
>this guy
I would an ahri all day
>>679445176
they are better than the rep they get from some people, unless you become dependent on them in some way
especially if they are prescribed by a psychiatrist
your school performance suffering is arguably worth not being cripplingly depressed
>>679445211
he is just good at words on top of not being an idiot
>>679445348
thanks ^^
>>679445606
He is a great waifu
>>679445060
he tried
o-oh darwin is here
>>679445608
it has been thought by some but I have no comment on the veracity of it
>>679445623
if I do not do well in school each term from here until I graduate I am killing myself
It is top priority so that I am not a disappointment and failure to my mother who has invested so much time and effort and money into me.
This was the funniest one I got by far
>>679445550
A little hungry right now.
Yourself?
>>679445623
<3 4 lyfe
>>679445700
>>679445774
meant to quote you
HEH HEH.
>>679445665
husband.
i would an ahri and mf
>>679445606
trio?
>>679445769
well if that is a priority I highly suggest adhd meds
they help me do well in school AND not feel like total garbage all the time
>>679445850
<3
>>679445529
꒰⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ꒱˖
>>679445615
No, Luis. It is not me; you are mistaken.
streaming souls 3 /ass_brains
>>679445964
this image is so good
>>679445864
okay, okay. Fine.
>>679445964
Luis?
>>679446059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy747PB-Y6A
>>679445851
lool maybe he isn't wrong
>>679446011
Neru needs to give me more of them.
>>679445742
im going to choose to believe you are. but for now i think maybe its time to report back to my home board
>>679445850
Getting tired.
>>679446201
waaaah death!~ What are we gonna do on the water bed? :D
>>679446203
I agree wholeheartedly
>>679446254
okay
goodbye kind anon
>>679446142
Dang it darwin
is it true freklz is a dump?
>>679446663
yeah
>>679446523
I will never tire of quoting it.
you'll tire when you're DEAD
>>679445962
I will not take adhd meds
I will not take any medications beyond what is absolutely necessary
>>679445964
hi darling <3
>>679446773
Darwin won't ever die. He has too many things t do
>>679446812
you may want to revise what "absolutely necessary" looks like to you
>>679446871
>things
teenagers*
Stop scowling, Avery. You are such a Grinch. And what does Mr. Grinch want for Christmas? And don't say breast implants again.
>>679446812
I've seen you looking at me. I've noticed your... hot body.
Freklz is cute and we're going to make cute children
>>679446347
good bye freklz i think it was, and i nominally go by Shiro Uta
>>679446289
you know exactly what we're doing
this is surprisingly fun
But how if you are both girls?
>>679446980
Freklz needs to wear more skirts.
>>679447023
"I think this may be inappropriate content so I won't show it"
That was for this picture
>>679446712
you'll have to tell me how i am sometime then
>>679447019
that is correct
I will endeavor to remember that name
>>679446980
>///<
>>679446977
omg
>>679447162
maybe
hey faggots.
>>679446962
Necessary means that I can live in at least a relatively functional state.
I took some adhd meds when I was like 6, I stopped taking them after a month because I did not like them.
>>679446977
.///.
Looks I got a bakemono soundtrack CD set today
>>679447041
We lay our eggs and then they hatch.
>>679447323
just gonna say 6 was a long time ago
>>679447136
so no porn allowed? :(
>>679447199
thats cute
>>679447394
I would view myself needing to take medication to help as a failure.
I already view the medications I currently am required to take and the illness that go with them as my fault somehow.
>>679447323
People still buy CDs? I am actually impressed. The cover needs more feet fanservice.
>>679447337
I guess xenomorphs count as cute if you enjoy penises.
>>679447396
I'll try an actual porn image soon
Damn though I didn't notice the stuffed animal, and it's even covered up partially with all the other images, wtf.
>and she seems :D
Damn this is good, when it knows.
>>679447575
My car only has a CD player so I wanted them so that I could listen to it there. They're also really nice looking and I like collecting things.
Now I can bump platinum disco at max volume with the windows down and everyone can see how cool I am.
>>679447656
hiss :3
>>679446977
But this... this thread wasn't sad.
Why... this thread sounded glad.
Every fag down on 4chan,
the tall and the small,
was shitposting,
without any presents at all!
He hadn't stopped Christmas from coming,
it came!
Somehow or other...
it came just the same.
>>679447447
I agree
>>679447524
it is not a failure
that is like thinking you failed at catching a fish if you used a fishing rod
>>679447751
I'm bored.
>>679445060
im doing nothing useful
also cool looks like a neural net based thing
>>679447847
My feelings betray logic.
I'm unable to listen to my brain that knows that already.
I'm only here in threads because it's supposed to be healthier than isolating myself
>>679447735
You need to sing along.
>>679447589
this is an amazing piece of technology
>>679447847
i can see why they keep you around
>>679447575
People don't enjoy penis?
>>679448030
I wonder how it works... Like deepdream maybe?
>>679448060
Managed to get one through, most others were blocked.
Also wtf I got that exact response earlier on another image. Something is fishy.
>>679448035
I do sometimes
Not at night when I could wake people up though.
I like trying to keep up with mayoi's song.
>>679448033
all I have left say then is be open to trying things rather than shutting out options
>>679448078
even if it is something as shallow as that I am happy to be of service
>>679448163
There are those who have them removed.
>>679448209
I was once heard singing it by someone from the internet. I regret nothing.
Post your neckties.
>>679448263
I'm trying,
It is an uphill battle.
>>679448299
You will never hear my singing voice!
>>679448263
aww well i'm sure you're much more than that
it's just all i know about you
>you will never hear darwin singing monogatari op's
>>679448394
stay determined
I believe in you
>>679448483
not a bad place to start I suppose
>>679448394
I mean, I do know your address.
>>679448299
Darwin sing me a song
>you will never hear kiss singing monogatari op's
oh my god why even live
>>679448299
That's a sin.
>>679448588
If you drive across the country to hear me sing, I'll do my best for you.
I'm a bit tonedeaf tho
>>679448608
YOOOOOUUUUU'RE AAAAAAA CROOOOOK
CAPTAIN HOOK
JUDGE
WON'T YOU THROW THE BOOK
AT THE PIIIIRAAATE
I AM A TERRIBLE SINGER DESPITE BEING A GOOD MUSICIAN
YOU ARE BETTER OFF NOT HEARING IT
>>679448812
thank you
>>679448642
If it was not one of the commandments, it shall not count.
>>679448680
You are not that far away.
>>679448891
>I AM A TERRIBLE SINGER
Is anyone in these threads a good singer though?
no, it would be delightful
It will still be unheard, my voice is forever a mystery
except to darwin because i am an idiot.
>>679448953
It's still quite a drive
I will now keep a look out for katia trying to record me from my window.
>>679449038
I'm sure someone
>>679448559
will it lead where we both want it to though?
>>679449143
His camera is atrocious.
>>679449322
See >>679440269
Wait I fucked that up.
The reaction was for this>>679449322
>>679440269 was for this >>679449038
>darwin quoted me
I... I have no words. It's been too long
>>679449678
Good,if I am to be secretly recorded I want it in 144p
>>679449678
I am now quite turned off
>>679449768
FUCKING WOW
>>679447924
>>679448015
Play Warframe with me if you're bored.
>he remembers my angelic vocals
>>679449865
I don't know what that is really.
>>679449819
>144p
that is too high
Have you seen Katia's lewds?
Looks like he took pictures through warped glass or something.
>>679449928
https://warframe.com/
It's a game of space ninjas.
>>679449978
I have not seen his lewds, that would be a very unpleasant experience.
Though I know what he looks like so that barrier is broken.
>>679450056
No thanks.
Doesn't seem interesting to me
I could never forget.
>>679449819
That gives the whole thing a cinéma-vérité feel.
>>679449827
TAKE SOME MORE LITHIUM OR HAVE A DIET COKE
SOME CAFFEINE MIGHT HELP YOU GET OUT OF THIS SLUMP
>>679450056
And here I feared my Americanness drove you away.
>>679447924
Play some Europa Universalis 4
>>679450106
>>679449978
> HE
> HIS
>>679450106
>very unpleasant experience.
the thing of nightmares
>her
>>679450194
I have root beer
>>679450237
I have seen it
>>679449865
I'm burnt on Warframe for now. Been playing Wildstar again. Just been playing all day and need a break.
>>679450356
I have been lied to
>>679450194
That is exactly how it should be.
Oh yea, I also got a new desk chair today so I am sitting comfortable.
How has your night of abandoning me been?
>>679450277
I look forward to never having to deal with that
>>679450322
Sure... "root."
>>679450402
Better now that I returned.
>>679449322
its still cute when you say that
>>679450399
never trust a katia
>>679450409
I finished my regular beer
>>679450459
whatever you say
>>679450457
You returned too late.
I-It's not like I missed you or anything!
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