Post your sexual secret stories here. Ones you never told anyone before.
>Be me
>Be female newfag
>Age 10
>best friend is older by a couple years
>Found out her mom wears diapers
>she steals a couple and we meet up in the near by park
>neighbors house backs onto park
>they have a tiny play house
>sneak in
>we come up with a game where we taste each others pussies
>move the leg of our shorts over and take turns licking each others pussies
>Feelsgoodman.jpeg
>After a little while we put on the diapers she stole
>Run out of the play house
>wear the diaper all day around my family without them knowing
>Never told anyone about this and haven't seen her in at least 10 years.
>best friend
Well, not mine, but I know some of my friends sexual secrets.
I have a knack at picking up patterns, and finding out peoples fears/secrets/things they don't think they are telling others, but are, ini words you can find a lot, that others seem to not realize.
1.) Has an attraction to underage girls.
2.) Is a furry.
It's content, mixed with repetition over time. Is how I find out, my real life friend knows that I am obscenely good at detecting lies/truth in statements. Not always, but a good lot of the time.
He had the worst secret, but I am not going to mention it here.
You can do the same to youtubers who speak their mind, especially when angry, that is the most revealing.
>>697014430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=begY5M_U4Ao
I'm sure any of you could do the same, but this one stood out - he is guilty. Notice blame shifting, playing victim, speaking about what he deserves. Watched it a while back, and he is narcissistic and a keen manipulator.
46 minutes, not worth watching unless interested in spotting his bullshit.
When I was 16 I took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend
>>697013995
tits timestamp
>>697014430
I'm pretty good at this too
bmp
>>697015695
Yep, like just based off that comment, what I can assume with relative accuracy - some sort of childhood abuse, strained relationships if any with others, likely a watcher type, aware of surroundings - how accurate?
>>697016207
Stfu attention whore
>>697014430
>>697015695
What can you tell about her >>697016214
One more pic
>>697016293
Likely middle class parents, grudge holder, probably anti-social personality disorder.
>>697016399
She seems comfortable in her own skin, probably good parents, loving parents/caregivers, college educated. outgoing.
>>697016580
>>697016399
Also low maintenance woman. Lifted leg, gives away a sense of being ok when not in control, a high maintenance person would likely have a pose.
>>697013995
So are you into diapers now?
>>697016207
ehh close but 4chan tends to bring those people
>>697013995
Hi! Few things to start off =]
1. Yes, I'm replying to you because you're a femanon( 'tis an awesome thing to see!)
2. I'm Brian
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not your stereotypical guy. If anything I'll be the one in the kitchen! xD
>>697016214
She is not happy in this pose though, forced smile, rigid body language, closed fist.
>>697017335
Copy pasta, nice bait.
Still made me reply.
>Fml
>>697016769
oh ok. so you're just an idiot. never mind.
>>697017335
Hi Brian. I'm an ex navy seal known for asking teenagers what the fuck the just said to me. So Brian I must ask you... What the fuck is it that you just said to me?
>>697017725
no. u
>>697015012
he was guilty of the crime but he didn't actually molest her like people accused him of, that was killer memestarr lying, he just did what ever crime it was (i cant remember)
>>697017248
I based it off % chances to be true. If you can read others well, it was not through formal education on the subject. You would have written something more like "I learned how to in...x" vs "I'm pretty good at this too" - meaning that you still learned how, most likely through abuse (The perpetrator of the abuse would be the one 'teaching' you how to), but could be a naturally occurring anomaly.
>>697017725
Was she caught off guard? I meant emotionally low maintenance. It doesn't matter anyway, just pictures, not enough to determine anything with high enough % chance.
The first picture, which I looked at after, suggests a different picture, but again, without many pictures, or without hearing, seeing reactions, it is just a guessing game with static % chances.
Why don't you tell me about her?
>>697017990
He also doesn't take responsibility for the crime, he feels badly, but not for the crime, for being exposed. Throughout he states it's not fair, suggests narcissism. He doesn't care about her, he cares about himself. I watched it months ago, that's all I remember on it.
>>697018049
tell me more
When my nephews stay at my house I sometimes let them watch me and my gf have sex
>>697018385
Well like I said, with pictures, you only get the moment, you don't get the full story. Those were her feelings in those moments.
1st picture - unhappy, forced smile.
2nd picture - enjoying herself, carefree.
>>697018632
no i wasnt talking about the girl i was talking about you reading people you've developed a skill that I've only partially have opened and i wish to learn
>>697013995
Shit, that girl getting eaten has lovely tits! Hhnnggghhhhhhh.
>>697018837
In text
ex:
I went to the park at around noon. - organized
I was, around noon, at the park. - disorganized
Now it's best if I show you an example of how this works for the next part, rather than tell.
I want you to think of someone you hate. Now insult them. Use the insults that would bring them to their knees and make them cry. Reply to this post with that message you wrote, and I will show you how it works.
>>697019279
"fuck you Ashley, you're a completely ignorant fucking waste of space. you bring nothing but misery and you should fucking blow your brains out, you're useless bitch. fuck off"
>>697016926
No I'm not.
>>697019536
>>697019279
pretty close to what I'd say
>>697017335
"Not like most guys" shut the fuck up.
>>697019536
You've been considering suicide.
Am I right? Majority of the time, the insults we use, do not describe them, they describe us. In very rare instances, they do describe the other.
>>697019767
im no longer suicidal used to be, she would have to really get me worked to say that part tbh
Once sucked my buds fat ugly wife's tits. Then I licked their girlfriends pussy, who was also fat and ugly.
They got divorced, he found another freaky chick, this one was fairly hot. Spit roasted her.
Finally admitted i can't finish with another guy around, so we haven't done that again.
>>697017335
>>697017849
Hello Brian and ex navy seal, my name is John and I hate every single one of you
>>697015411
Ay man thats fucked up
>greentext?
>>697016207
another tip I can really tell when people are hungry more than others can I think, I often see them at places like McDonalds, but not always-sometimes burger king you can tell by how they order the food
shared my gf, would do it again on the regular.
>>697020260
been there i know what you mean
>>697019767
Now, that you see the pattern though, you can spot when you are giving away information about yourself. Same with others. A highschooler who is insecure about their sexuality, is likely to use words like "faggot, queer". Again, not always true, just mostly.
A person constantly insulting with words like pedophile, or faggot, as an adult, is likely insecure about an attraction to children or men.
The most telling is reading their body language as they speak, and that is not something I can describe, you just have to know how to do, or be properly trained it.
Look for multiple gestures when the person is speaking to get a better picture. If someone does one gesture, but the rest of the gestures don't match that sort of gesture, think about what was said when the person did the gesture. If it differs, you know that's the topic that the gesture corresponds to. If the same topic is being discussed throughout, it's a fluke.
>>697020260
Not using capitals, negative attitude. You are skeptical and deem yourself more intelligent than others. If I were to ask you who the smartest person in the room was, in any room that you were in, you would be thinking yourself, if not flat out saying that. You don't read much, you probably roll your eyes a lot, and use more sarcasm than is appreciated. Probably a good bit of fake friends, few true friends, if any. You like to gossip - whether or not you admit to that, is a different story.
>>697020269
cuck
>>697020561
I do deem myself intelligent but i actually have a lot of good friends who really help me out a lot so i don't say i have a lot of fake friends, I'm pretty good at picking up on physical cues others tend to miss and when I bring them up a lot of people have no idea what I'm talking about
I fuck myself.
Frequently
>>697020950
same
>>697020561
cannot am troll understnget
>>697020561
I gossip a fair bit I will admit even though I try not to its oftentimes second nature almost. When I'm in a room where people tend to act of average intelligence I'm almost certain I am smarter than them in many ways other than your typical public school bullshit. I was very good in school but stopped trying in high school due to depression and wondering what the point truly is
>>697013995
I work in a retirement home and if the male elderly are behaving I reward them with a handjob, blowjob or even sex sometimes.
>>697013995
I have a incestuous relationship with my family.
My secret :
> 35 years old
> never had sex
>>697020561
You'll probably assume me to be an arrogant mfer but I am almost too smart for my own good in many ways. Sometimes I yearn for ignorant blissfulness because most others don't have the mindfulness to listen to what I say
>>697021226
>gossip
That was for me, the smartest person in the room with no friends who loves to gossip
you dildo
>>697013995
Tits or GTFO
>>697021517
merely relating to the post, I've never been able to talk about this sort of thing forgive me
>>697021226
So in other words, almost spot on?
I am just good at picking up vibes. Less so through text than in person. Less visual aids to help, along with tone of voice.
>>697013995
I use to drug my wife every Friday night and invite some friends over to have sex with her. She never knew that I was drugging her and letting my friends use her.
>>697021802
close enough to be impressive
>>697018049
That post wasn't me. Idk who he meant to respond to.
So much of this thread isn't even close to sexual secrets. Fucking newfags and summerfags are ruining /b/ because you're all borderline SJW even if you don't admit it. Get off of here and go to tumblr or Reddit
>>697021478
I got hard thanks for the hot story
Used to mess around with my cousin
>>697013995
I use to have a close group of friends who I would meet up and have sex with. After things got out of control and we had to stop...
>>697021667
WELL NOW I FEEL BAD
I like to gossip but I DO admit it. That's how you get the best gossips.
>>697013995
cheated on my wife with a girl who was cheating on her long term partner. She died in a car accident maybe five months after and all I could think was, well my secret is safe now.
>>697013995
Back in my hometown there was this local bar I would go to because it had a glory hole in it. Usually I would give someone a blowjob but one time after the blowjob I left the washroom and someone followed me outside and raped me.
>>697021985
I have a question for you, are you a feminine male? or female?
Also, saw the first reply, if that was you, it was essentially what I stated, minus the friends part (which can go either way, and depends on what you call close - would you tell these people your darkest secrets? That is true friends, to me. Good friends aren't covered in that, but it all lies in personal definition)
Based off the continued posting of this woman, either one of two things is happening, it is you. OR it is someone you once admired if not still do.
Part of me is saying you are that person - another part is saying you are close to that person, but have a love/hate relationship.
>>697013995
Everyone in my entire family has slept with my mom.
>>697022288
lol I only usually gossip for possible knowledge gained to put me in an advantageous social situation
Me and my gf like to invite strangers we meet at clubs to our place for a threesome.
I was invited to an orgy where I got to bang my friend's girlfriend.
>>697014430
So, tell me... how many years have you been thinking and thinking and over-thinking? Neither if these thoughts are good or bad.
>>697013995
>be me 18 spending the night at (24) best friend's (28) boyfriend's house
>we all smoke weed and watch movies
>best friend says she's feeling sick from too much weed, going to go to sleep
>just me and her boyfriend watching Evil Dead...
>he starts flirting with me right in front of my sleeping bestie.
>wow he's hot af
>that chest. those arms. those abs.
>want to tell him no
>dont want to wake up best friend with "No, we cant fuck in front of jess"
>shake head and mouth the words "no we cant"
>he gives this evil smile and doesn't stop touching me...
>nnnnnnnn fuck it.
>start sucking his dick for a bit
>he's really into it, pulling my hair, pinching my nipples...everything i like
>look over at best friend, she's in peaceful bliss, totally asleep
>at this point take off my pants, want him to finger me..
>her boyfriend grabs my hips and pulls me up onto his dick
>takes 100% of my effort not to moan.
>have best sex of my life right in front of her.
>next morning she says something like "i cant believe how bad i od'd on that pot... but i still want to smoke right now lol"
>afaik she doesn't know what happened
>becomes a regular thing to encourage her to party hard and pass out then i fuck her bf.
>still doing it, 2 years later.
>>697023118
pics or truly didnt happen
>>697022987
Spot on, but doesn't make it any less truthful.
Highly neurotic. Replay everything to the extent that I sometimes question my own sanity, until it's revealed that I was correct. Happens more often then not. It's almost like severe OCD, I replay things on a loop inside my head until I have fully analyzed it. I will admit, sometimes my conclusions are wrong, but it seems they have only gotten more accurate with time. The worst accusation I made, took 3 years to come to light. I was spot on.
Most of the time, people will admit the small things, bigger things take time to be revealed.
>>697018552
ages of all parties.
I hypnotize people an once they go under, I jerk off in front of them
>>697023346
.......we have friends who are /b/tards.
reaaaaalllllyyyy dont want to get caught.
>>697023737
Why do you deconstruct every social interaction? is it because you're trying to make up for a real lack of social skills, or a perceived lack?
>>697021509
No. I just think you're a self-deluding cunt. But, as you are self-deluding, you'll conceptualise that comment and try to turn it around to me and you won't even realise you're doing it. It's a combination of deflection and denial
>>697024232
>>697024232
Don't know. I think it's just a form of OCD. I can't not think about it.
Why do you ask?
>>697013995
>about 11 years old
>before terrorism was big and shit was hard to get hold of
>in school science class they had a little lead box with a piece of radioactive uranium containing rock or some shit
>took it out a few times to demonstrate geiger counter and science bs
>one day teacher left keys to cabinet lying around and I decided to steal the entire lead box
>fast forward a couple of years to when I'm getting horny and start jerking off
>really want to bone my sister but it's impossible
>at some point saw a documentary on cancer patients and got a boner to one in a coma because she was so vulnerable
>hatched a genius plan to give my sister cancer so i could fuck her without anyone ever knowing
>wrapped my hands in tin foil and took the rock out of the box that had been in the bottom of my wardrobe for years
>taped it to the back of her headboard
>fast forward about 18 months
>my sister starts to get headaches and nosebleeds
>goes to hospital for tests and they diagnose her with leukemia
>feel bad but hornier than ever
>fast forward another year and i'm sitting with her passed out whatever pain relief drugs in hospital
>got parents to go home and get some rest
>finally get to unload in her holy shit this is gonna be awesome
>jam a chair under the door handle so the night nurse doesn't walk in
>pull her robe up
>disappointing tits
>labia kinda big and gross
>try touching them but it doesn't do anything for me
>killed my sister for nothing
> I once had sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation.
>>697024335
fair enough
awhile back i showed a friend of mine a video of my wife masturbating. he wants to see another one now. he doesn't know this but i want to suck his dick too. i've never sucked a dick before. anyways, i am thinking i will have a few beers with him and then bring out another video of her masturbating. and while he's watching the video i'm going to try to bring up the idea of me sucking his dick while he keeps on watching her in the video.
>>697023883
Elaborate
>>697024667
i used to do it too. i grew up a trap so i didn't really know how to be a guy properly... i was really shitty at social situations. after being humiliated in 7th grade, i decided to deconstruct the fuck out of every interaction. shit like
>decide to paint nails
>draw out a map of every possible insult i'll get
>"if they ask why i paint my nails and there's a girl around i'll pose and say 'cuz i'm fucking fearless. you scared to?"
>"if they call me a fag, i'll say "oh im flattered but no thanks i like ladies... im sure you'll find someone though, you're a nice guy!"
shit like
>trying to get this cute pet boyfriend
>he tells me he has a crush on Jane
>dont want to lose my authority over him to Jane
>tell him "aww, does my little slut have a crush? I'd like to see you fuck her... here, pull out your phone, you should txt her. right now."
>he's super nervous, trying to say no.
>order him. tell him he has to or i'm never talking to him again.
>he fucks her but ends up devoted to me.
anyways, im trying to let go of that shit and just keep it casual... overthinking everything has its flaws.
>hard to manipulate social situations when there's large groups of people
>seems unnatural
>selling natural desires for popular approval
idk you can do it if you want but for me it ... got me company and friends but it wasn't worth the effort
>>697023868
Im 24, gf 19, they are 7, 9, 10
>>697024685
Weak fucking b8 faggot
>>697014430
>1.) Has an attraction to underage girls.
>2.) Is a furry.
How do you let either of those slip? Rather, how do you just pick up on either of those? It'd be one thing if you just saw furry porn or CP/loli on his computer, but how do you get that out of somebody just by talking to them?
I know you said context and repetition, but could you go into detail?
>>697024809
Wasn't the one who replied to you, was the one you replied to - but didn't say anything because part of what the person who commented to you said, is correct. However, it seems, with this comment, that you understand how it will be taken, and are relatively calm.
If you allow that feeling of not being heard to grow, I wouldn't doubt a big display of anger one day. One that could hurt others. Then again, maybe this comment is you pushing down that anger, which I hope you can address at some point, if you do have it.
The thing about anger is, it hurts self more than others. When you are angry, it's you who is angry, not them. You suffer, they feel nothing.
>>697025165
Interesting, but seems like you came to conclusions that the previous questions don't dictate.
mainly this.
>Manipulation
>feels unnatural
>selling natural desires
None of that is true for myself, but I can see how you got to that point. For me this is my natural desire, to find the truth, no matter what it may be. To such an extent, that I want to know more than what is said.
>>697025819
>>697014430
Also, does this let you in on any interesting things about people in general?
Be 10 spent the night with my 13 year old cousin and I start hearing moaning. I ask my cuz if she can hear what I hear. she said don't worry its just mom and dad having sex. I asked what is that and my cuz looks at me with shock saying omg you don't know what that is. I say no and she said it's an adult game want to play. I say yes so she tells me to lay on the bed and take off my clothes and not to ever tell anyone because it's a secret game. I do as she asks and she starts licking my vj. I must have gotten loud because I saw her mom and dad watching us.
>>697023737
Thanks for answering me.
An advice for that loop: think outside the box before entering the loop.
And yeah, you only are curious and want an explanation of everything. Any anomaly is a insta thought inside your head.
But remember, nobody can smell the universe.
I smell my sisters asshole and pussy while she's asleep or passed out drunk on a regular basis. Pretty much whenever I can.
She came home drunk the other night and thought I was her bf in bed and I fucked her.
>>697025869
i guess if you're naturally OCD you could probably enjoy it more than i did.
dont get caught in the delusion that you're better or smarter than people though... it just seems depressing to choose to live in a world populated by stupid people.
>>697025819
Yes, I was facebook friends with one, he has a username that is based off a cartoon character - this cartoon character is an animal with fur.
In one of his pictures, he dresses up in the full costume. I know at least one person he went to school with was a furry. Keep in mind, at this point, I thought he was just sort of weird.
At one point, he stated "I know what you do online, and I'm reporting it to the feds". I said go for it. Nothing to hide. This is where I started to suspect, until finally..
came the insults. He started calling me a furry. out of nowhere.
Singularly, none of these mean anything, but by connecting everything, and repetition, it became clear. When I asked, he initially denied, then admitted.
The pedophile is similar. The jokes/insults, but more importantly, when this person would get tired, he'd speak out of his ass. I'm sure if you are a gamer, you know this feeling, when you are talking, but saying nothing, just every thought you have. That's when I really started paying attention. Then he linked me a picture from imgur, an 18+ but what he stated was, i think that's my sister. (who was underage - it wasn't her though). Rinse, repeat insults. Repeat jokes.
So far of 3 pedophiles I've came to the conclusion are pedophiles, 2 are proven, the one described above, I didn't call him out. !st slept with 12 yr old, 2nd slept with 5 yr old, and again, the third I didn't call out. Sometimes you just gotta let it go, it's not something I want confirmation on.
>>697026501
I consider everyone the opposite, better and smarter than myself. They all have information that I want, I just don't know what until I find it.
>>697023118
its people like you who shouldnt be alive
>>697024685
kek
>>697026821
All right. So, the one friend who seems particularly uncomfortable when the topic of pedophilia comes up? Who flat-out stated that he was happy that he could stop feeling guilty that Maisie Williams was hot? Who went straight to the possibility of a guy being accused of being a pedo when caught in an awkward situation in a hypothetical joke scenario? Who just gives you that vibe?
He's a pedo, right? I swear I can smell it on him. Don't really care, tbh, but still. The unease makes me uneasy.
>>697027482
ew. sounds like a creep
>>697027482
>>697027482
No, not per say. There are multiple levels, don't know them off the top of my head, Hebesomething, pedophile, and there is more I think.
But yes, he is uncomfortable about an attraction towards children. (From what you've stated). I can't be certain, I don't know the guy, I haven't heard him speak.
Again, look at the pattern, is this common for him? Or is this a one time deal? Remember, attraction is not equal to guilt, he may never offend, but may have the attraction.
>>697027998
So...is there anything interesting you can tell us? For instance, is a higher percentage of people than you might think into furry shit or whatever, from what you can read on them?
>>697014430
Fuckin Mrs Cleo, over here. Gtfo
>>697026466
moar pics?
>>697023118
Remake or Original?
>>697027998
>per say
>be me age 18
>check out megan's law website
>oh shit there's a sex offender that lives IN MY TOWN
>Jergen something. must be swedish.
>just down the street.
>decide to pay him a visit and fuck him up.
>tell friends we're going to go beat this child molester
>get the bros out
>walking to his house with bats, a few people see us walking and ask what we're doing, want to go with us
>go to the house, knock on the door
>girl who looks exactly like sweet dee from always sunny opens the door, i am extremely confused
>"The child molestation thing, right? I was 20 and he was 17. i didn't rape him, i loved him."
>.....bros decide fuck this and just go home.
>.....see her at the mall a few weeks later
>she immediately turns around and starts walking away from me
>"wait! i'm sorry about what happened! i didnt' know.."
>she looks bemused as i apologize for what happened... i thought she was a child rapist or something.
>"dont worry... it happens all the time. ...are you old enough to drink coffee?"
>strange question, but... whatever. go with her to get coffee.
>kind of turning me on talking to her, she's trying to hide it, but you can tell she's a dark, evil person... like she could really hurt me if she wanted to
>she asks if im hungry, and if she can make me some food.
>go back to her place... im a little nervous she'll poison me, so i decide to watch her cook
>she makes me peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
>"oh wait anon! almost forgot!"
>she cuts the crusts off, and gives me my sandwich
>....god this feels weird
>she's looking at me like im the sexiest thing alive while im eating this PB&J
>says "mommy wants to touch your special parts" and puts her hand down my pants... and stops.
>"...no, this is wrong. this is all wrong. you're not supposed to have hair."
>she uses nair on me.
>later on we're having sex and i tell her i'm about to cum
>"oh no, baby boys dont get to cum... you're too little"
>sends me home without orgasm
>thoroughly confused.
never saw her again
>>697028759
....original of course
Thought this was sex story thread not "circle jerk about how I can read people" thread
>>697020561
Oh man, do me. Can't wait to learn new and exciting things about myself.
>>697028277
Furry, no.
Pedophilia, everyone is uncomfortable, but when speaking, look for the ones who look more open eyed, not the ones who have a look of disgust. Disgust, likely truly disgusted, open eyes, watching others reactions. In my experience anyway.
Nothing too unexpected.
I really had to think for that one. Maybe incest could be rated higher than one would assume.
>>697029433
I would need more than that, and again, none are set in stone. Through text is much harder than any other medium. Anyone can lie through text, not so with visuals/audio.
>>697029433
If i had to guess - goofy, jokes a lot, doesn't really consider things, very surface oriented - as in, you generally don't go too deep on subjects. Especially ones you deem worthless, or waste of time. Underage, or immature - possibly. Between 14-22
>>697029896
my friend mike tries to cultivate that image as hard as he can, but he's brilliant as fuck and has so much connections and power. its spooky. he's my rival right now.
Wtf people....tits gtfo
>>697019279
"You know what I forgive you"
>be me
>19ish male
>current GF is into light domination and I finally admit I have a lot of fetishes to her that she ends up fully supporting
>she gets a strap on, buys me my own panties, lets me wear her clothes(I'm a pretty femmy guy)
>dominates and pegs the shit out of me while calling me terrible names
>do this in public places as well
>Best fucking sex ever.
>We're broken up now, broke my heart horrifically.
>I will NEVER find a girl to do this with again.
>>697030153
I've said it before, I'll say it again.
If you want to be liked, smile and keep things simple. Ask questions, never let them see you sweat.
>>697030524
Sounds like someone who is finding peace with a situation. It hurt them originally, but they came to the realization that by holding onto the hurt, they are the ones who will experience the pain, not the other.
Play pokemon go
At local park
Go into the public restroom
*______?*
Shit was cash
>What you think I was doing?
>>697030676
if it makes you feel better anon,
every girl i've hooked up with has owned a strap on.
>>697031155
You caught an Ekans.
>>697030714
>Sounds like someone who is finding peace with a situation. It hurt them originally, but they came to the realization that by holding onto the hurt, they are the ones who will experience the pain, not the other.
Yep pretty much that.
>>697021477
elaborate pls. greentext would be great, like how it started and what is going on there
>>697031280
You better believe it.
I used to take videos of me fucking my thick girlfriend and send them to another woman to watch.
>>697029127
bro simple
she has a little boy fetish
probably because she is infertile or cant have normal kids or some shit. so she gets turned on to the thought of baby face dudes with dicks
>>697022606
how so?
>>697031932
....well she definitely cant have kids now.
>>697032058
...That's so cryptic.
Either it happened a long time ago, and now she has gone through menopause, or you hurt her/got her imprisoned.
Broke into my friends house to use a fleshlight.
>>697013995
This had potential until Profilerfag showed up
I have a friend who is a cuck and I get to fuck his wife
>Met on CL
>Wants me to go crossdressed
>Go to their bed room
>Shes a 5/10 milf
>She tells me to suck him
>After a bit she is forcing my head
>She tells me to stop
>She gets one of her dresses and has me put it on
>Tells me I look better in it than her
>She gets on the bed and tells me to fuck her
>Start fucking that milf pussy in her dress
>I cum balls deep in her
>He takes a turn also cumming in her
>I eat her out afterwards
That was 2 years ago, after a few months she got my number and now calls me anytime she wants to fuck. She only does it raw and always has me cum in her
>>697013995
I'm married
I went out with some gay friends from work (Line Cook)I got high on cocaine at the club and gave a black guy a blowjob in front of 4 other guys.
Never told my wife about that one
>>697017335
aw shiet negro forgot his fedora
>>697033459
>Never told my wife about that one
Probably best to never tell her.
"You know, you build a thousand bridges, you suck one dick... you're not known as a bridge builder, you're known as a dick sucker!"
I broke into a primary school at night, pissed all over the principal's desk, shat inside a cupboard. Masterbated and came all over myself on the stair way. Convinced the security guard that the school was haunted, and climbed the fuck out.
>>697031988
The dubs demands an answer!
>>697034769
Check time stamp - Guy has left thread probably.
>>697014430
You better mention his secret asshole! What is that shit
>>697020028
Hello john i am unable to scroll up past your post and so must assume you are talking to yourself.
Why is everyone in this thread suddenly a psychologist?
>>697020025
>Finally admitted i can't finish with another guy around, so we haven't done that again.
I did that with a friend to, but I had to bow out when his cock was about foot from my face at one point. Lost the erection and had to dip out. haha. I know the feel man.
>>697025153
Once I get a volunteer, I put them in a deep enough trance where they tune everything out and I tell them to be totally oblivious to any noises or distractions. At this point I pull it out and have a great jerk off session, afterwards I clean up and bring them out. Occasionally I have them forget most of it but only to be cautious.
>>697032549
oh no i meant she's on the sex offender's list as a child molester.
there's no way she'll legally be a caretaker for a child
>>697013995
>Be me young fall for girl
>Girl and I hook up for several years
>She has a massive sex drive too much for me
>Girl cheats
>Go into depression
>Break free and develope cuckold type fetish
>Got her to become a cam whore but can't find anyone to fuck her
>She ends up leaving me
>Still fuck to this day
Ah life.
>>697035996
I don't believe you.
I have never been hypnotized, people have tried, and I have tried to be hypnotized through videos, fully trying to. It just doesn't work.
I think people just play along. I would need to see someone I trust hypnotized to believe it.
That being said, the Darren Brown special, with the guy who thought it was the zombie apocalypse made for a good watch, but I seriously believe it's all bullshit.
>>697023118
women like you are why I have never trusted any woman, and I'm 37 years old.
You know why hot guys are assholes? Because we know you bitches do stuff like that and we treat you like shit for it, which you deserve it.
>>697036596
but i said no...
):
>>697036745
Actions>Words
You're a woman. You're not expected to understand bothersome things like logic.
I went down on 2 neighbor girls when I was a wee lad.
>>697036745
I'm not the other guy but like. You have two years of sexual history now. No is kinda not a no at that point. But hey I can't say much my gf cheated on me all the time and eventually we spilt up and awhile later she found me and visits just to fuck. Apparently her new bf doesn't satisfy her at all so that's my job. Kinda have the feels for her still but at least I don't tell people I said no. The bf is a jackass anyway and I had her first. You are just supporting his cheating behavior against your best friend. He could be fucking tons of girls on the side
>i've had sex with 50 consenting beautiful females
>each one is a story i've never told before
>keeping your mouth shut is half the battle so nobody knows you sleep around
>people on 4chan know more about my sexual past than any of my friends or wife
>people on 4chan often don't believe my stories
>>697023118
why dont you tell your friend you fuck his bf, make em end relation and you keep it for yourself
i mean he is fucking you both, do you like to share?
>>697037085
This. My friends and family think I'm a virgin. I lie because I don't want them to know the truth
>>697021509
Keep mangling your sentences there, genius. I'll stick with people who don't have such grandiose thoughts about themselves.
>>697037204
You're safe here
>Tell us the truth
>be 5 years old
>Kindergarden
>3 guys, me and another girl
>we put a sheet above us and touch our pussys and wiener
>>697037084
>You are just supporting his cheating behavior against your best friend.
oh my god im a shitty friend
I like posting pics of my gf on craigslist and getting strangers to come over look at her pics an watch her nude vids while we both wank. them they leave. pic related, its gf
>>697037403
show face. show tits.
>>697013995
I've told other people this before. But fuck it.
Fucked my sister. Got her pregnant. She had my kid. Her husband thinks the kid is his. She wants another. Round one for child #2 is tonight unless husband comes home early.
>>697037340
No shit.
http://bitsy.in/3D163
>>697037496
I like you.
>>697029127
I remember that episode. Too bad Shameless is now a shitty generic show.
>>697037085
I know that feeling
>>697036745
Saying no is one thing. You only said it because you knew it was wrong, not because you didn't want to.
That's why men never trust women. You say one thing but you always mean another. I got women pegged so bad, I manipulate them like they're toys.
I'm not proud of it, but hey, you're all cheating whores. Some are just better at hiding it than others.
>inb4 hur dur shut up, you're a neck beard like the rest of us.
not everyone on here is a waste of space on this planet There are those of us that are attractive, make good money have great jobs and lots of friends.
>>697037605
You'll like me a lot better when I post the story from tonight.
It gets her off fucking fierce when I tell /b/ros what we do. She's sat in a few times and witnessed.
>>697037605
Jaimie Lannister/10
>>697037085
you are a smart man. I have done the same. NOt quite your number but keeping my mouth shut.
I used to tell my stories in Vent when I played WoW to my raid groups. It would crack them up. They were the only ones that new.
most people never knew I played wow either.
>>697037771
Don't remember that episode exactly, rings a bell about bringing bats to beat someone though.
Agreed though, shameless lost what made it great, that balls to the wall fucked up-ness that is lacking now. I haven't watched the latest season, I'm going to, but at this point, get off fiona, she is a dumb cunt. Nothing but drama, show us the rest, except the red head, keep her out too, not interesting.
Remember when the dad killed himself? Remember the red headed guy getting blown by karen? Like, let's go back to absolute insanity, rather than boring drama. Now it's become "What will the fat redheaded girl do now, wow such drama, how about Fiona, wow such drama." Why bring the original love interest back, to ultimately have him gone within a couple episodes? Boring.
Good that I screenshot it no need to re type.
>>697029127
That's from Shameless you fuck
>>697038395
>move her further up
>pussy in smelling distance
>she feels my cock rubbing against her
this literally makes no sense
>>697029127
Isn't that an episode of shameless the US version?
>>697022911
Was your friend there too? I'm guessing no. Is it weird seeing him to this day?
>>697030676
You'll find another, trust me. There's more kink in this world than you can imagine.
>>697013995
>>697038667
We was in a 69 position and she was substantially shorter than me. (stomach against stomach I started pulling her up bring her ass closer to my face. It doesnt take a fucking genius.
>>697013995
>Be me
>Older male
>There's one woman who lives in a different state who I hook up with whenever we can
>She's kinky and likes being spanked, tied up, and fucked hard
>I get her to tell me sexual stories
>She started having sex at 11 with a pedophile in his 20s
>He got caught and locked up
>She liked it at the time, but it made her a kinky pervert
>He contacted her when he got out of jail and likes to share his sexual fantasies with her
>She's too old for him now, so they do age play
>She tells me all this while we're naked in bed together
>I fuck her hard as a result
>No pedophile but I just like how perverse she is
>I like how she'll fuck me anytime, regardless of who I'm dating or my relationship status
>100 percent reliable fuckbuddy
>She's one of my favorite people, but I can't tell anyone about it
>>697021368
Greentext
>>697039107
>69
you're either a porn star or a fucking 15 yr old. i know what i'm betting on.
>>697013995
sauce
http://tiny.
cc/kdwzcy
>>697039532
Well your wrong pal. It happened like four years ago now.. Im 19 now. It was my first experience. She used to really enjoy massages tho.
>>697040007
>either a porn star or a fucking 15 yr old
>well you're wrong
>It happened like four years ago now.. Im 19 now
actually, i'm right. you should just stop.
>Be me
>Browsing craigslist
>Find women who are obviously a bit mentally ill
>Meet up with them and use them for sex
>Try to justify it by telling myself that slightly retarded sluts need sexual satisfaction too
>Know deep down that I'm just using desperate women as masturbation aids
>Feel a tiny bit bad about it but don't stop
>Can never tell anyone I do this
>>697040334
You'ren't wrong. They do need love too
>>697029430
fucking this!
>>697040666
Check time stamps - thread would be dead by now otherwise.
>>697040543
Exactly, anon. It's mostly women with bipolar mood disorder in slightly manic, disinhibited phases or borderline personality disorder who don't have friends because they've alienated all their real friends by saying stupid offensive shit to them.
>>697040666
>checked
Years ago, for keks I represented as a 19-yo bi girl on an imageboard like this. I was pretty convincing, and I migrated to chat with several people, male and female. I had a ton of photos of my ex, which I presented as me. I got quite a bit of private porn out it, and was just having fun. But it all came apart when a girl in the next state and a married couple – both husband AND wife – all declared their love for me and were making plans to come and meet me. I had to “out” myself and apologize like mad for letting them all down. I know I really hurt the girl. feelsbadman.jpg
>>697029430
Fucking thank you, thought that was weird
>>697020561
Fuck this shit.
You sound like a wacky fortuneteller or some horoscope in The Sun. You gave here blatantly common statements, suitable for most person.
Like a being skeptical and consider yourself as more intelligent than others. You look like describing two qualities at a time, when you just pick one and supplement it with quality that often is connected with - like being intelligent and skeptical. Most intelligent person are skeptical. And many people think that they are more intelligent than others, if not insecure about their image.
Reading? Lucky shoot; in social-media era not so many people read a lot, mostly short form of communications, like tweets, TOP-lists, subscribe to blogs or other tumblr shit.
Too much sarcasm? Well, you are on 4chan, you dumbfuck, among most superior intellectuals, supreme gentlemans with taste in good memes. Everyone here thinks he's using sarcasm, whilst being just a pain in the ass.
>good bit of fake friends.
Fuck you, thats statement thats suitable for every person who is not a basement dweller. That's natural, when you meet a lot of person in work, uni or other places - just good mates, but no one would give you their kidney for transplant, for sure.
>Few true friends.
No shit, Watson. You cant have a legoin of true friends, because its impossible to stay in personal touch and create sort of intimacy and care with so many people. So you ALWAYS will have few true friends, if any in general.
>you like to gossip, you not admit this
Everyone like to know more about people who their are interested in - that's fucking normal.
And while being so intrusive in someones privacy is considered a bad behaviour, no one would admit doing it, you fucking bloody buckdumb cockucker saggyfaggy dippy-dabboty whibblegibbbity doopcuck gypsy.
Call it BS, you
>>697040322
Okay... whatever you say is true although you have no evidence and get mad real easy.
>>697014430
you have colorful imagination
>>697037334
Uh, I have more.
Two months before my 18th birthday I visited a swingerclub with my (ex)boyfriend.
Some fat woman lick my pussy, I lick hers while my boyfirend throatfuck her.
Then I allowed maaaaany guys to lick me and the barkeeper fucked me. Everyone thought I am 18 years old.
Never told my current boyfriend about the sex I've done before.
>>697041075
Seriously kids out of his fucking mind, you can see his boner popping through his post when someone wanted him to explain
>>697014430
and you're friends with a pedophilic man who also enjoys beastiality
>>697026466
so you are raping your sister, nice. what albanian village are you from again?
>>697023118
you're a piece of shit, brush your teeth with bleach then gargle with acid you evil cunt
>be me
>be about 7 years old femfag
>family is away all the time
>listen to disney picture books with cds
>villainsong.mp3
>the brilliant idea of using the jumping rope to do a 7 year old version of self bondage
>wtf.jpg
>i have no idea what happened afterwards, but i kept doing it until i was 12
>stopped just because i felt too much shame
>14 years later i'm still sexually attracted to beds
>>697013995
I fucked my boyfriend's best friend and another one of his friends at the same time on a camping trip. Both had SO's on the trip.
> Be me 19
> Dating boyfriend for 3 months
> Go on an annual camping trip with him and his buds
> Only met most of these people once or twice before, some never.
> Getting lit and mostly everyone was fucked up one night
> Played some card/drinking games, was apparently the theme of these trips
> Most of the group is slowly dispersing into the woods for whatever. BF included.
> It's down to five of us, me, two of my BFs friends and their girlfriends.
> We decide strip poker is a great idea
> I'm too drunk to think of how weird it would be to do this with people I've just met.
> Oddly enough we all end up in our underwear
> I'm stoned as fuck and kinda getting turned on by all of this.
> The guys want to keep going, the girlfriends want to stop
> I want to keep going
> We keep going
> The moment one of the girlfriends loses she excuses herself before she is asked to take the bra off.
> I'm the next to lose
> titsoutfortheboys.avi
> Boyfriend of the girl who left blurts out 'holy shit'
> Getting hornier
> The next to lose is the guy who just left me that fine compliment
> Underwear rolls down his ankles and sure enough he’s diamonds
> We’re all laughing but he’s staring at my chest
> Remaining girlfriend goes to pee, boyfriend jokingly asks if he should come and a fight ensues.
> Guy with his cock out sits next to me, points to my chest and asks if he can touch
> I mean he’s already looking, what harm can a touch do?
Anyone still left in this thread?
>>697041819
This
>>697042046
Yes.
>>697042046
whore
better than tinder! plenty of horny bisexual bitches of your city on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/4changilz.html
I met Boxxy at a party in Burbank last year. We ended up fucking. It was totally sub-par. She got shit all over my dick, and violently queefed at the end.
>>697042046
Yepp
>>697036432
>>697036432
Well it doesn't work on everyone, especially those wanting it not to work to prove their skepticism. It also isn't mind control, just suggestion, if they were to find out then they would wake up immediately. The risk is part of the turn on.
I was as skeptical as you were before hearing about my best friends hypnosis experience. Derren Brown is a knob, agreed on that front.
>>697016399
I can tell she's got nice feet any close ups
>>697042046
You seem like a wonderful, well-balanced person. Every friend group needs a bubbly pass-around slut. Keep it up, anon!
This thread is still alive huh
>>697042523
fuck off
>>697017335
Go back to 9gag
>>697042678
Can confirm hypnotism works. Nana can't smoke cigarettes anymore after hypnotism. Its been over 20 years, immediately quit and claims not to remember the session
What has this thread become
When I was 15 I had a week relationship of making out and stuff with my cousin who was 4 years younger.
>>697042865
Yeah it's not for everyone but it can work wonders.
>>697013995
>Be me
>Wanna have threesome with gf
>Use Whisper to organize threesome
>Get a swinger couple
>Gf cancels
>She accidentally with thirty people over the next month, including two guys in a day, two guys at once, the swinger couple, and some girl from our school
>Mfw I didn't get a threesome
>>697039307
Holy Shit.. First time I've seen someone with a similar situation to mine.
Here.. Have a pic of my dirty secret as a reward.
>>697013995
Why'd you wear the diapers?
>>697023118
you're my kinda girl : )
I've never had sex
>>697015411
You've been bragging about that shit all week, faggot. Stop snitching on yourself.
>>697043766
Thanks, anon! She's nice. My friend has a history of doing illegal and illicit shit. She's broken up several marriages. I honestly think she's a bit nuts, but I find the stories a massive turn on. Maybe it's because she does stuff that seems too dangerous for me to do. She's also convinced me that some underage girls are completely ready for sex and know exactly what they're doing.
Tell us more about your dirty secret, anon.
>>697042046
Cont.
> He gropes them with both hands, grabs them so hard it hurts a little
> Some dude I just met is grabbing my tits while we kinda just sit there watching his friends fight
> Girl locks eyes with me, scowls and storms off
> I guess I missed most of that fight, huh?
> The guy can barely string two words together he’s so drunk but at some point the hands on this iron-gripped guy started to feel incredible.
> I keep looking down at his cock.
> Should I?
> No.
> Should I though?
> No fucking way.
> But maybe…
> Suddenly he pulls me over and starts making out with me.
> I brace myself on his leg, inches away from his dick.
> I could just touch it…
> “Uh…”
> The guy who was fighting had been standing there the whole time. At some point he made his way over to us and was just standing there as pale as a fucking ghost.
> I wheel away from pantsless McGee like it was my boyfriend who was standing there
> He’s having none of that and pulls me over again. I’m sitting on his lap now, facing away from him, his dick pressed against my pussy through my underwear.
> “But he’s right there…”
> I’m obviously talking about the guy standing there like a lost puppy.
> The guy underneath me starts thrusting, grinding against me
> It feels mind-blowingly awesome.
> Seriously, smoke a bowl and then have sex. It’s insane.
> “Let him come!” The guy underneath me yells.
> I don't really know what he means
>>697044952
> I just wanted a dick inside me at that point. I beckon him over
> Yank his underwear down
> Holy shit his dick is huge
> Lean forward and start going to town on it.
> Guy underneath me does not disappoint and reaches forward to start using his hands now that his dick cant reach.
> At some point he threw my panties into the woods
> At some point the guy I was sucking came in me, what is the pill for anyway?
> The guy who got me that wet in the first place never came. I ended up yanking him for like half an hour while the other guy fingered me, got bored and then left.
> He passed out on a chair, I left to collect my belongings
> Never found my underwear.
Obviously literally everybody found out and I broke up with my boyfriend the day after. Don’t do drugs and stay in school kids.
>>697042683
>>697042415
This 100%. Believe it or not I was invited the year after even though I broke up with my then BF. I didn't go.
Not really secrets but fun times i guess. I fucked my long term fuck buddy at the zoo in front of the tiger exhibit on new years eve. I also got drunk and fucked the mother of a different fuck buddy i have. It ended up wrecking the mothers relationship but the fuck buddy never found out.
>>697043766
Tell us anon. The party van isn't waiting for you.
When I was 5-6 an older girl used to babysit for me a couple on times a week. She used to love to make me get undressed so she could make me hard and then watch me get soft. She would do it over and over. I used to look forward to her babysitting
>>697014430
Someone been watching a little too much Lie to Me
>>697044576
First time anything happened she was 14.
I walked her home from a get together she was at to make sure she was safe.
Quite the flirt.. Eventually leading to teasing.. Eventually leading to pulling down her shorts and eating her out while fingering her.
We stopped because we both were in relationships.
Some time later I was at a housr party and we were the last people standing.
She told me she couldn't get the thought out of her head about what we did.
Our mutual friend kicked us out of his house when he caught me balls deep in her pussy on his couch.
From there we went directly to my place.. She wanted to be choked.. Slapped.. Called a good girl for taking it.. It was glorious.
We started hooking up regularly several times a year since. She's in her early 20's now, and wholey depraved.
Bonus pic related.
>>697022518
I'll keep posting and talking. Do you think I'm a feminine make or a woman?
>Be 19
>Met this girl online
>Lots of common interests, cool personality, etc.
>Never get a particularly good pic of her online which disappoints me
>Set up a time to meet at a hotel with the intent of just fucking and seeing if we can stick together
>She pays for the room, I get there later
>Turns out there's some shit I didn't know about her
>She's fat
>She's got some Native American heritage
>She's a virgin
>So that I don't seem like a complete piece of shit, I pretend it's cool and I'm still into it and I join her
>She blows me a couple times, not too bad, but when it comes to actual sex, she doesn't know shit and she's too fat to do a lot
>Never came inside over the whole 10ish hours of being in the hotel
>Next day drop her off at home with her thinking we're soulmates and she lost her virginity to Prince Charming
>Get home and completely remove her from my life on all forms of social media and phone
>I finally answer a call one time and she's terrified she's pregnant
>I know for a fact I never fucked her enough to even come close to cumming inside because I just wasn't that into it but I don't tell her that
>I just say something like, "Well that shit sounds like your fuckin problem."
>She's sobbing and can't understand why we can't work out together
>Literally screams over the phone, "IS IT CUZ I'M FAT?!"
>"No, it's not that, I just don't have any feelings for you"
>Finally convince her to fuck off
>Never speak to her again
Found out later from a mutual friend or two that she's absolutely destroyed by this event, she may have had an abortion, which further fucked her up mentally, and, as far as I can tell, she's still shaped like a pear and tries to hide it from people online.
>>697021478
Really?
Like really?
>>697047399
Before I got married I always loved fucking the fat chicks. Usually give great head and most have such bad self esteem you can do anything you want to them. My friends would make fun of me all the time but I was fucking fat sluts while they were home jerking off
>>697022911
Asians, amirite?
>>697019662
>>697034014
>>697042830
>>697047843
I took this fat girls virginity just because I could.. She got her first taste of cum from me that day too.
Told her I wouldn't date her.. But if she ever wanted to gey laid this was likely one of the only chances she would get ever. That stunned look on her face as a took what I wanted was arrousing.. I'm definitely out of her league, and nobody would ever believe I would touch her even if she told them. Lets a man get away with some degrading stuff.
>>697020902
>I do deem myself intelligent
I deem you a pretentious blowhard
>>697048407
Exactly what I mean. I had one fat slut that I used for sex for three or four years. She was real fat and had huge tits. I'd meet her a couple of times a week. Get off and leave most of the time she gave me head or I tit fucked her. She knew I never wanted to be seen in public with her and she was there for my enjoyment. Two years in she found her self a real loser boyfriend but she still made time for me whenever I wanted.
>>697048531
kek
better than tinder! plenty of horny sexual girls of your city on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/4changilz.html
>>697049124
Awe man.. There was another one that came so hard and quickly that I needed a dropcloth before we went at it. Pretty face and great big tits. So enthusiastic to do whatever. If she were willing to hit the gym for a year and drop a hundred.. I may have kept her around. Too bad she got too emotional and I had to cut her off.
>>697023737
You're a Scorpio
>>697024690
that's seriously fucked up dude
>>697025080
can we see the vid? is wife hot? would she fuck u both at same time?
>>697031155
Killing yourself.
>back when i was (17)
>start dating deeply christian fem who was (16)
>she is 5.0 ft tall petite with a nice ass and sharp attitude.
>i get invited to meet her fam
>spend time with fam wich is all male because mom left the dad and was left to take care of 3 boys and her.
>get told stories and slowly discover that the dad was a big drug dealer at a time and got his life changed by jesus.
>ok.jpg
>meet extention of family ( cusins and shit )
>sending me hints that if i hurt her, they will kick my ass.
>ok.jpg
>basically spend my whole day with them
>she ask her day if i can spend the night and i start getting stomach butterflies.
>he says yes, im genuinely surprised.
>later in the day we are left alone while they go get some food.
>i tell her to show me around her trailer, they where in the process of moving to a new home so they had to live their for a month.
>shows me her dads room and large bed and i pounce on her get her missionary style with her clothes on.
>rub my cock on her pussy thru her windbreaker pants.
>*swish swosh*
>she is done ready for the fun
>lift up her pants, and start to fuck her, pussy is so tight
>holyshit.jpg
>i accidentally say " damn your pussy is so tight"
>she says " well yeah what did you expect for me to be all loose"
>whatever so i keep stroking and i hear a knock on the door.
>its her dad and i start shitting bricks......
>>697017849
Kek'd
>>697052530
>dad*
sorry my ingrish not so good.
>>697052530
dinosaur?
>>697042830
>>697034014
>>697019662
Lurk, you fucking cancerous shitstains
>>697013995
I fuck asian escorts weekly.
>>697051290
Aww man, just give me blow job. Then I will leave.
>>697020561
I'm fascinated by this... I always considered myself to be intelligent and observant, but you've got this people-watching skill developed to the point that you're able to make your conjecture sound factual.
I'm interested in what you'd say about me, just so I can check the validity of your claims. I've got a few posts on another thread. You should check out and make as many assumptions as possible.
I may have to start developing that skill, if you're as accurate as it seems currently.
>>697048448
>>697051931
>>697053334
>>697014430
Im pretty good at this too, so how long have you know of your pedofurry impulses?
I copied my roommates HD while she was at work and found a shit ton of nudes. She moved out a couple years back but I still jerk off to the pics.
roommate passed out in my car after we were at the bar. she ends up falling to the side so her heads in my lap. end up jerking off with my dick head in her mouth. i never said anything to her about it and i dont think she knows
>>697029127
That's an interesting story, I, a captain of a federation starship had an interesting experience too.
>mfw TV is my real life.
>>697052530
continued...
>i start to speed dress because at that point i had take off my bottoms and she had too.
>he starts hitting the door hard, and im just blazing around the room picking up all my stuff and putting them on with the least amount of noise as possible.
>she opens the door as soon as i pull up my shorts
>"que estaban aciendo?"
>she makes up a shitty excuse that was straight up bull shit like looking for a remote control.
>i back her up, he walks away.
>ok.jpg
>she stays away from me while we eat some food.
>later at night we decide to watch a movie in her room, i get to lay next to her on a small bed.
>hormones start a'blazing.
>i start to finger fuck her, holy shit tight pussy.
>we put a sheet over us with the door open and pretend we are watching tv
>our bottoms are off , only have our tops on.
>diamonds.jpg
>brothers burst in
>"hey what ya'll watching"
>"just some dumb tv show she answers while im clearly in a spooning position.
>i start getting nervous, but act cool.
>they start watching tv with their heads on the bed, inches from me and her.
> i continue to finger her, and begin to insert penis really slowly to the point where they could not feel the movement of the strokes.
>ninja fuck.jpg
>i was scared because her brothers where way bigger than me
>still did it idk why
>kept going for 15 minutes
>could not cum
>her brother turns around to ask a question.
> i pretend to be all into the movie.
>he tries to pull the covers, i take iron grip hold on them.
>i jokingly tell him im cold.
>he turns around and i put on my shorts fast as fuck.
>finish the movie.
after that i spend the next day with them and i felt like a boss. never got me haha.
>>697049124
>>697048407
A girl like this?
>>697016399
>>697016214
>>697054321
Woke up, thread still alive, and people asking about it.
You are likely late twenties, early thirties. The alcohol type doesn't matter, it's about the destination. Probably not working a menial job, is either a trade or skilled job. Mixture between goofy and man's man (this leads me to think Irish for some reason).
>>697054468
You apparently aren't good at this, just trying to offend me, no worries, no offense taken.
>>697037870
Pretty sure I know you irl.
>>697015411
That's fucking hot. Where did you cum?
>>697055459
>my nigga
alpha af anon.
>>697024685
So fake. Uraninite does't have that much radioactive potential, especially if it's a little piece. I handle that shit frequently without gloves. Nice try asshole
when i was 19 i taught my gf's 12 year old younger sister how to give head
>>697055594
Close.. But not quite
When I was 13 I gave my little sister and n
her friend, both 10, a chance to play my ps2 by getting naked for me and trying some panties on I stole. I then told her friend to bend over and fucked her without warning. I had no clue what I was doing and i slide my little dick in her ass instead of her pussy. She was a champ and my sister was so interested she did it to. Best threesome ever
>a alright looking girl invites me over
>i say ok
>she ends up pegging me
>she gave me a reach around
>she sucked my dick when we were done
>>697056557
She swallow? Who did it better?
>>697056894
my gf could deepthroat.her sister though was much more eager to please and just kept gagging trying to take it all
>>697056894
>>697057082
and yes she did swallow
>>697057082
Bet you unloaded faster and harder?
>>697037927
Then she won't mind if you whip out your camera this time. Documentation. For science.
>>697056557
I hope you rubbed on that bald pussy.
>>697057255
yeah she had me cumming in no time
>>697057422
Gf know?
>>697057387
couldnt get more than 2 fingers in her
>>697056557
Happened more than once I hope.
>>697057529
as far as i know she has no idea
>>697057609
it happened a few times a week for about 6 months. a couple times i even had her lie on her back over the bed and have her suck me off like that.
My 14 yr old stepsister and I, 18, fuck regularly.
>>697056557
I mouthfucked my 9 year old neighbor a few times when I was 16. She couldn't get past the head, but she tried.
>>697055805
Early thirties. Beer nerd but yeah the goal is just to get hammered. Construction/electrician, moonlighting as a bartender. Mostly goofy, a little bit man's man... Far more Scottish than Irish, but I gotta say not bad at all.
>>697042523
Boxxy sure gets around.
>>697057882
So you fucked her mouth basically
>>697057882
Hopefully you sprayed on her chest at least once.
>>697014430
Coming off like a try hard.
No one cares that you can spot low-key autism.
>>697058777
basically. couldnt go deep though without her choking. she did eventually learn to take me in her throat
>>697058910
most of the time she wanted to swallow because thats what she thought her sister did. did spray her face a few time
>>697059039
How'd it start? Might try with my gfs sister one day
>>697015411
You're my hero.
