Waifu claiming thread.
>Claw is truth, dont listen to anyone
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Kazuki Claimed
I still live
What should i fap to?
Also whats up
Miho claimed
>>679274529
mine.
>>679273817
Ooohhh I see, haha I probably wont get it, im not really into fighting games, but binge watching the story mode sounds like something id like!
>>679273880
haha I wish, I just got back on and Im a master sergeant, what about you?
>>679274005
Why not both?
>>679274216
Whats your fetish? and nothin much, just hangin
Claimaroony
Mines
Milinda claim
>>679274529
More suggestive, not truly lewd...
>>679274851
>master sergeant
We talking about CSGO right? Cause thats not a rank... Im confused
>>679274918
Is that whole milk?
Tenryuu claimed
>>679274650
>
>>679275076
Ok. But was that nipple in the last pic?
>>679275166
Yes.
>>679274649
Hello
>>679274851
Im not sure. I just dont want to be that guy who eats a whole pizza
>>679275076
Also
http://www.gelbooru com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=heavy_object
>>679275267
Nom nom nom
>>679274851
Ill beat it to just about any porn as long as it has a female
Just gettin tired of the same old shit
>>679275076
haha yeah Im talkin about CSGO, I guess I should've mentioned thats what I am in casual if that makes a difference, I dont really play comp
>>679275300
Well if your hungry then munch away man! If it makes you feel better you could just say you ate half :P
>>679274851
To each his own.
I know Blazblue (another fighting game from the same company) has an anime. Might give that a shot if you're into stuff like Loli Vampires (pic related) crushing on a half-demonic boy.
Although what I've heard from people is that it was low budget so it has a lot of JUST in it.
>>679275861
hmm, I dont really deviate from the norm too much, but the first thing that popped into my head was milking tables, those can be pretty hot
>>679275882
Tastes so good fresh off the tap.
>>679274649
Try floor titles
>>679275944
i guess ill cook it
>>679275259
Is it sad that I didn't notice that till now...
>>679275616
There are definently some lewds there...
>>679275944
Oh... Now I get it. If you ever wanna play comp you can add me, I would play with you.
>>679276242
It does.
>>679276114
Ya i like glory holes but milking tables dont really do it for me and ruined orgasms just lind of pain me
>>679276365
Havent been able to find the right pattern for me
Looked through a bunch of books too they just werent right
Let us step this up.
New Rule:
>if you're waifu has already been claimed, you must leave /b/ for a day
Claimed
Busy at work so I didn't finish last thread
Can someone Link the archive?
Claimed.
>>679276007
haha, vampire loli does entice, but not if its just that
>>679276368
Worst case scenario you eat a pizza, what could go wrong? haha
>>679276424
Sure! whats your steam name? I don't really play comp very much cus I dont wanna be the weak link but Im down every now and again :)
>>679276551
Oh yeah I get that, I guess milking table are just horizontal glory holes haha
>>679276583
But we've already claimed the ones we want?
>>679276424
What ep was that?
>>679276467
nom
>>679277198
I could add fat to the list of negative things about me
>>679277198
http://steamcommunity.com/id/shogren
>>679277443
What do you mean?
http://steamcommunity.com/id/ridetheflame
>>679277198
I would be down for comp sometime if your willing to just have fun and not go full autist about the game
>>679277541
You could do that without pizza though yeah?
>>679277899
>>679278457
Noice, Im bout to add you guys
>>679278935
I could but I dont want 2
Alright everyone. Im gonna play a game of CSGO. Then off to bed. Night everyone!
>>679279732
Im about to finish konosuba and sleep too
Good night
>>679279313
So then whatsa difference? If ya hungry then eat up friend :P
>>679279732
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
>>679277899
As in like episode 3 -6?
>>679280068
I make myself sick
>>679280355
Well that't not good, why do you make yourself sick?
Bns Alka <3
>>679280770
I ate 3 quarters of a pizza thats enough for like 3 people
Claimed.
Please halp....i'm so bored
Damit my graphic driver crashed.
>>679281571
Hello
>>679281655
>rubs belly
>>679281312
That doesn't sound that bad, its not like your a glutton or anything
>>679281571
Howdy comrade! Hows it goin?
Finaly at work.
Doesnt seem like anything is going o
Mato Kuroi-san is all mine
Hi guys. Working 12 hours through the night. :D everything is fine. Obviously. Claiming the best sexiest waifu Korra!
>>679282373
>Belly rubbing intensifies
>>679281734
Hello comrade!
I'm back, my computer's fixed, had to do more fucking math in the game though.
Shinoa claim. What is going on my fellow weebs
>>679282717
Hi
>>679282886
>hugs
You look satisfied
>>679282304
I guess
This work schedule fucks my sleep up constantly sleeping in 2 hour patches intermittently through the days. How is everyone else surviving
>>679283051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCfWHqrYUqo
>>679283051
Nothing to much just kind of chilln
Haruhi claimed
>>679283410
I just got here and it's already begun.
>>679283506
The best thing to at these hours.
>>679283410
Mother of god.
Rory claimed. Still best demigod.
>>679283051
Eyy, on my way to home from work. What are you up to?
>>679283171
Te'shi.
Bored and could use a distraction from work how is everyone
Claim best Pokegirl
>>679283051
Whatsup! just playin some CSGO
>>679283226
Don't be so hard on yourself man, your fine :)
>>679283914
Doing pretty good, where do you work?
>>679283410
Ayyy
>>679283697
Whatup!
>>679283914
Hey man
>>679283235
I survive by a pure overdose of salt.
>>679283171
No hugs...
>>679284069
Just finished a long work day. Never seen so many bacon and egg rolls in 3 hours.
>>679284069
Work at an emergency homeless shelter. It's pretty amazingly boring when it's not completely crazy. Tonight's been one of those boring nights that drag. After this 12 hour shift I've got a 15 tomorrow. Woo my picture reflect my mood
>>679283759
Just talking to some friendos on discord and talking to friendos here.
>>679284069
ahhh you got CS:GO? You should add me on steam if you wanna play sometime.
>>679283952
There are no breaks on the bunny train.
>>679284184
Hi there how goes the night :D?
>>679284425
Day for me but going Good. How about you?
>>679284069
>>679284409
>bunny train
>plane
>>679284520
Ahhhhhh. It's meh. 12 hour shift tonight 15 hours tomorrow night. X_x at least I have my waifu
>>679284684
If I had 12 hour shifts I would probs die from boredom
>>679284636
plane. train. both have no breaks.
>>679284742
>smug
>>679284742
>>679284840
Yea it seriously blows. There's only really like 6 hours of real productive time where I'm working on something filling out paperwork. Or setting up donations etc. other than that I'm a glorified baby
>>679285120
Sitter. Glorified. Baby sitter >____>
>>679284959
>>679284962
>needs more smug
sleep snug, smug.
Rory-sama
>>679284409
That's good. Just got home, getting ready to start the night!
>>679284296
Nice, Im guessing those are popular? haha
>>679284330
Damn, are all your shifts like that?
>>679284409
Sure! Whats your steam name? I don't play super often but im down when I do
>>679284636
I got a worded response! I feel nice now
>>679284742
Is it that time already?
>>679285120
Run away with your waifu :^)
>>679285371
Well, they are. 35 in that time. Basically a constant stream of bacon and eggs on the grill.
>>679285371
Its always that time.
>>679285355
sleep snug, smug
>>679285371
Here's a link http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198059417971/ Straightest shot whenever I feel like it.
>>679285371
Sadly yes. Especially cause we are always losing people. Which I don't get cause the job is fairly easy beyond the hours and the social authority aspects.
la folia is mine
>>679285536
Damn, I had that happen to me but with nachos, which doesn't make sense because they are the worst thing you could buy and we totally ran out which id never seen before
>>679285623
Nice, Im about to add you
>>679285682
For real? How much do you get paid? and what do you mean by social authority aspects?
Sleep snug, smug
Mine
>>679286691
Good choice! And healthy!
>>679286399
Yeah. Then we sold the other 50 burgers during the following 3 hours. Busy day. Long day, and its gonna be a long working week.
>>679286691
>hotdog
>>679286399
I mean like keeping order. I work with the homeless population and trying to get hobos to follow regulated rules is like trying to teach kittens how to do taxes. I like the job and it can be fun when my coworkers and I have nothing to don but when some redneck calls some nigger a name and they get all amped up I need to be ready to come between them. Which is a little daunting especially with the residents who are known drug abusers
>>679282304
Not much now. Gonna eat something then relax.
>>679274913
only good one in this thread tbh
Got to go uber in an hour or so.
>>679287037
Hey if we are getting lewd then I'd like to present my waifu for exhibition lol
>>679286936
Damn, Ill be sure to have some drinks on you this week heh
>>679287049
Ooohh I see, yeah I can see how that could be something someone ain't into haha, but its cool that you like doing that!
>>679287056
Nice! Sounds like a nice end to the day
>>679287530
Only 1lewd. Try to keep it at 1lewd please
>>679287727
All14 days of this week. I made a terrible mistake.
>>679287760
Sauce?
isabelle in the god damn house niggas
>>679287760
Damn haha I chose the worst one to show off Korras sexy body oh well then tactfully sexy pics it is!
>>679287727
Yea it pays pretty well too 15/hr. Not amazing but when I get overtime it's pretty nice
>>679288318
>>679287402
Please don't get murdered.
>>679287727
Yep, especially since we have this week and next as 6 days of work.
>>679287402
Have a great time.
Good morning everyone, had to wake up earlier than what im used to do some errands and finished faster than what i expected, I will return directly into the bed now, see you later and have a nice day.
Don't do anything 2lewd in my back.
>Homura claimed
>>679288438
Don't worry i carry.
>>679287943
Episode 10. It was either do her or let her kill.
>>679287879
Ya dun goofed! haha, so whats the deal with the 1lewd, 2lewd ratings? Not that I really have any lewds anyways
>>679288102
Damn, sounds like a pretty nice gig, aside from the times you gotta deal with druggos of course haha
>>679288438
Nice! What are you gonna do with your time off?
>>679288715
Exactly and to be fair most of the dudes there are just calm chill homeless guys looking for a place to sleep. The ass holes are the minority's just very memorable lol
>>679288715
Still tasteful = 1 lewd. Outright pornographic is 2 lewd.
>>679288407
2lewd dood. Rood.
>>679289001
>dat get though
>>679288638
You too, sleep good.
>>679288913
Thats true, all of my experiences with homeless people they're usually pretty chill, if not just a little strange heh
>>679289001
Ah I see, that makes sense, good to know
>>679288715
Probably get some more drinks. Got to restock. And spend more time here as well.
>>679288667
Wonderful!
>>679289477
Aaaaaand we just had an OVER DOSE I will Brb anon. This guy Kay need an ambulance.
>>679289523
I need to get something smaller. A full size Glock 21 sucks to carry.
>>679289884
What about a handy MG3?
>>679289884
A M1911.
>>679289523
6 days of drinkin and waifus? Sounds a little like heaven haha
>>679289732
Oh shit, tell me how it goes man
>>679290112
I dont have a row of commie jews in front of me.
>>679290325
Would a cal.50 helps too?
>>679290295
>Glock 21
I wanted the better .45 The 21 holds 13 rounds vs the 1911s single stack 8-10 mags. Also the Glock is lighter then a 1911
>>679290456
>>679290321
It will be. Got some other things to get done as well, but after that, we're all good!
>>679290581
But it's amazing! The feel of it makes me want shoot it up in the air. Well, everyone has their favorite.
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Damit my friend is holding up the shower.
>>679291812
Join him
>>679291929
What the fu......
>>679292067
Say "no homo" and it will be fine
>>679291929
A true test of friendship
>>679292260
Nope.
>>679292443
Yeah, a friend that wants more than being friends.
>Sanae
Someone bake the next one, the claw is lazy
>>679292771
Can't, don't have a proper oven.
>Sanae
>>679292959
>>679292971
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