Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>eat healthy
>exercise
>most important: Have fun!
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed.
>>679203161
Now we just need one for the gecko
Shit, I'm out of ideas!
>>679203494
Poor guy
>>679203583
Let's see Ruby!
Claim
Sup everybody. How's my people of /waifu/ doing?
>claw claimed
i fell asleep.
I guess that's a sign to sign off
See you all tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4irXQhgMqg
>>679203541
No reconozco a nadie, es incómodo postear en este punto, Emi.
Per usual
Today's survey:
Does anyone actually enjoy these questions but me?
Also why do I feel like I'm the only one who gets spooped by spooders? (I know you do too Mugi)
Tatsuta claimed.
>>679202359
>Are you implying that you want to come into the pleasure that Graf gets every weekend?
Maybe. Just maaaaaaybe. I'm thinking about it.
>>679202529
Hi~ Threads are moving too fast. I'm doing too many things. Glad to see you here again!
>>679203320
>Its always something to do
I know. I'm just terrible when it comes to spending my time wisely. I'm trying to get better.
>>679203994
good.jpg
How about you?
>>679204039
Night kazuki
>>679204063
Anomaly?
>>679204039
THERE WAS A NORMAL HAND UNDER THERE?
I feel cheated
>Best goth waifu claimed
>Gotta peel
Goodnight everyone!
>>679201836
>Real life friends
I only have a few, and they basically have no idea why I love Juri so much. And I can't really tell them either, because while they care about me and wouldn't look down on me for it, they wouldn't understand what I was talking about or how I feel. It's quite pleasing to know that I can relate to someone like this.
>She did Juri justice
I hope she's the same voice actor for Juri in SFV, I really approved of it.
>That semi deep, sexy voice
>Diamonds
>Juri, please. Of course I'd like to hear about it. If I care about someone I want to hear things both negative and positive. You can find me on Telegram as well. My username is Tatsie. And I'm sure you'll recognise my avatar.
Very well then. I'll add you shortly. I'll share with you what I shared with Red.
I hope so. But only time will tell. In any case, >I'm going to try my hardest to give my future pupils a positive time in school, filled with opportunities to not only finding knowledge, but also being able to share knowledge and teach others.
Just from saying this, you're already doing far better then I could've initially asked for. Please continue to stay that way.
>>679204111
Check'd
Yep, these questions are great, keep 'em coming
claimemmemmed
>>679204111
I like these questions
Tenryuu claimed
And now going to sleep. See you guys later and until then: Never sleep too deep or you won't wake up inside. Or you die. Whatever suits you more.
>>679204159
Ok, i'll sleep on your pillows then and listen to a wonderful lullaby.
>Just maybe
Then prepare for a salt-overdose. Graf can give you some tips.
>>679204197
Yes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bmp4QWzHak
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
>>679203320
Nice to see you Graf, doing fine anyway.
Sipping some tea here.
You?
>I suppose you always want lewd
>>679204159
I don't see it that fast, at least not like when there was a lot of RP.
>>679204257
>
I fucked that up kek
>Juri
>>679204226
Bye Stocking.
Sleep well.
>>679204111
I like the questions.
>>679204039
>tfw claw was a lie
>>679204111
Because you have an irrational fear?
Rory claimed
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>>679204436
goodnight
>>679204101
Nunca es completamente cómodo postear
Conoce a algunos de los nuevos si quieres
>Siempre quedará el lurking
>>679204111
Yes, I enjoy them and quite a lot
>>679204226
Good night Stocking!
<3
>>679204436
Gute Nacht Ten!
Okay back to trance music.
>>679201115
Pretty rough sound, but not bad.
>>679201428
Interesting approach.
>>679201550
This is nice. It feels very on topic, too.
My ringtone is a slightly shortened
youtu.be/k5-rT6yBiF0
(skip to 2 min if you want, its relatively boring until then)
youtu.be/pF18OytPJz4
Careful with this one.
claimed Claimed
>>679204507
It's not the little ones
It's the fuckers that jump
Hello, everyone
>>679204436
Goodnight.
>>679204111
I like em. You get to know more about each anons
I think its the fear of believing every spider are venomous and how they just crawl on you is an unnatural feel
>>679204180
Feeling all good yui. Still having trouble sleeping I see?
>>679204436
Bye tenryuu
>>679204111
I like the questions.
I don't know, they are less venomous than a wasp though
>>679204436
Night!
>>679204499
Maybe we can help him overcome it!
>>679204731
Those are the cutest ones though!
>>679204793
Only 10:35PM here currently
But yeah...
claim!
>>679204731
Well... Larrys not a jumper. Hes literally a big wimp. Just clears out the flies and ants.
>>679203673
Cowtits!
>>679203994
Shinoa bro!
>Hamakaze claimed
>>679204436
Goodnight Tenryuu.
>>679204449
Sup! Hows life treating you?
Sorry to ruin your music chains but i dont really know much about songs that aren't electronic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrQaoZrI0zg
Im also starting to get into noise now so if you're into it too could you share me some tracks?
C.C. Claim
sachi claim
>>679204879
I get pissed at wasps and bees to be honest
>>679204793
Everything about spiders I hate
Best German CV Claimed
>>679203994
Hello there !
>Sick but fine
How about you ?
>>679204039
Gute Nacht !
>>679204159
everyone likes to laze
>its normal
Sometimes I have also problem with moving my ass from pc
>>679204226
Gute Nacht
>>679204436
>Graf can give you some tips.
Yes Yes my salty queen
>>679204474
>I suppose you always want lewd
Im always want lewd stuff but stupid rules
>Nice pic !
Again tee ? it is already boring !
Try divine drink called coffee
>You?
Little sick but fine
>Thrash food
>>679204507
Hello there !
>>679205195
Shame
Anyway, study time for me now, exams and all that
>>679203700
I took this one just for Mugi
>>679205195
:^)
>Galko
>>679205072
Yes, that's what they are.
>>679205120
Surviving, but been quite busy.
It's not a big problem since I listen to pretty much anything.
That actually reminds me of one Polish guy I used to know, he had all kinds of tracks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldsil7KfaLE
Something random for chilling.
>>679205732
So cute!
Ok, now I'm going
Fuck you guys. You're all a bunch of autistic, weeaboo retards
>>679205732
So many people have spideys here and i dont. You're making me so jealous :|
Its my dream pet.
>>679205427
>stupid rules
What are you talking about?
>winks
I already drink coffee on my own~
Coffee in the morning and tea in the evening.
I hope you'll get better soon then ^^
>Noire used blaze it fgt
>>679204257
>I only have a few, and they basically have no idea why I love Juri so much. And I can't really tell them either
Telling it like it is; my man. The few friends I have more or less knows that I like anime. But they have no idea about anything else or the extent of it all. The idea is pretty much foreign to most of them. Which is why I also take great pleasure in being here, where everyone shares at least one thing. And in some cases, like ours, a lot.
>I hope she's the same voice actor for Juri in SFV
I agree. She did a good job, and why change the voice from one game to another if the actor/actress did well?
>Very well then. I'll add you shortly.
Looking forward to it.
>Just from saying this, you're already doing far better then I could've initially asked for. Please continue to stay that way.
Thanks. You flatter me way too much. I don't think that I am nearly as good or ready as I should or want to be. But I wouldn't mind starting to teach on the side as I study, only so I can get more experience and try to help pupils as quickly as possible.
>>679204436
Sleep well, Tenryuu. Enjoy my pillows.
>Engine accelerates
>>679204474
>That image
Honestly, it's just me. I try to do too many things at once.
>>679205975
Heres Larry again. Not a pet, he just hangs around.
>Rory-sama
>>679204879
Agreed. Have lots of em in my house. They don't bother me I don't bother them. Great guys against really small insects around the house
>>679204930
Homie what you need is a nice full belly 3 hours before bed
>>679205072
Hamakaze! You started calling me shinoa bro instead of shinoa 2!!! Lol
>>679205195
I have nothing against peogle who are afraid of spiders or any insects. Hell I'm not afraid of insects. But I do this thing against wasps though
>>679205427
Hope you get well soon graff. Feeling good
>>679205732
That's her? Qt 3.14
>>679205949
Bye fran maybe next time we can talk about med stuff or other cool/interesting shit
>>679205949
Bye Fran.
>>679205975
They're nice, but they never really do much.
>>679206219
kek
>>679206295
Thanks man
>>679206295
>>679206156
>>679205975
>>679205949
>>679205732
You are all crazy ;-;
>>679205732
I wanna pet it
>>679205972
Leave them alone
>>679206389
You're welcome dude
>>679206476
Pic
>>679205427
>Image is 183x240
>Pillows take up 70% of the thumbnail
>Let me help you with that, pic related
>Sometimes I have also problem with moving my ass from pc
I know. I'm just way too lazy right now. Working on actually doing more productive things.
Enjoy the image.
-Tatsie
>>679206633
No
>>679206633
Kekd and checked
I know I'm a bit late but I've got a question for the thread.
I made sure It was well thought out and balanced, with no easy answer.
If you could be any insect/arachnid, what would it be?
>rule: no colonies/squads/packs/teams
>in other words, it's just you out there
>if you want a hornet/wasp/ant you won't have any backup
Tarantula Hawk Wasp for me
>yes, it exists
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarantula_hawk
>>679206476
There there
>>679206532
She is soft
>>679206848
Goliath birdeating tarantula
>>679206964
Looks cute
>>679205919
Damn, her voice is divine and the rest of the song doesnt fall back either. I really can't rival that with any song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoKQnDvAHoI
>>679205732
That looks delicious. we used to roast tarantulas all the time
>>679206848
Solifugae or house centipede
>>679206848
Horsefly
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fastest_animals#Invertebrates
>>679207006
Is Telegram working for you right now? I'm experiencing some issues and I hope that it isn't just me.
>>679207372
Funny, Solifugae is exactly the one im more inclined to buy.
At the same time im not sure if i want such a weirdo.
>Homura
youtu.be/TPdHMWVJoS8
Give me something entertaining to listen to.
>>679206848
Bumble Bee.
>>679206120
You should really take a break sometimes, unless they're very important things to do.
>>679207485
You're not the only one, can't deliver texts.
>>679207485
Any leet haxors in this bread? I need help syncing to my printer
>>679206048
I do not understand, after coffee I can always go to sleep with out any problem
>I hope you'll get better soon then ^^
Thanks , will try my best
>Noice pic
Ye you know how to do it
>>679206295
Thanks too
>>679206768
Hah , thanks for help Tatsie !
>>679207485
>>679207653
What happens ?
>>679207546
Wait. My waifu can literally be both a spider AND a buttplug? This is my waifu. I claim this thing.
>>679207601
>no colonies
>posts bumble bee
>>679207560
>reads song name
Thats an interesting way to ask it.
>>679207546
I wanted to get one but they are nearly impossible to find here.
>>679207485
It's working fine for me.
>>679207820
>not a spider
>>679207653
Well, that's a bit of a relief, I guess...
>>679207237
I don't usually listen to anything like that, but it was too good to pass upon being recommended.
That picture on the video reminds me of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6maVVFs0As
The music video artist worked on Akira.
>>679207858
Look up bumble bees dumbass.
>>679207653
>>679207485
you didnt hear bout the breach?
>>679207876
I suggest you listen to it then.
>>679207981
>Bumblebees are social insects which form colonies with a single queen
Looks like you're juts beyond stupid
Finally got new pics!
>>679207653
Writing with 2-6 people, reading/studying, watching something, (listening to music), playing a game, and lurking/posting here. Usually how it goes.
>>679207772
>Hah , thanks for help Tatsie !
No problem! We can't let you have thumbnails of your waifu now, can we?
>I like this image. Graf is very cute in it.
>>679207546
Do it to scare friends
>>679207772
How does coffee makes you guys go to sleep? It keeps me up for hours and instead of getting crashes, I get the runs faster than emi
>>679208252
Your Icon is a T with an orange background, yes?
>>679207772
It's not that, I prefer something sweet in the evening.
That's why.
>You know how to do it
I'm used to these things already...
Telegram can't connect to server.
>>679207925
Yeah, kind of...
>>679207988
Huh?
>>679208252
I don't know how you deal with all that stuff.
I can barely text/play vidya/post on 4chan.
>>679208542
>Telegram can't connect to server.
Yes, this.
Apparently some normalfags are also having this problem right now...
>hnnng
>>679208542
jk :)
i had a good wank
>>679208926
To what?
>>679207006
Solid choice
In Soviet Jungle, spider eats bird
>>679207372
Both of those look nice
>>679207384
>fast
>>679207601
>Female bumblebees can sting repeatedly
You against the world, eh?
It wouldn't be fair otherwise
All of these are solid answers.
It's a hard question because it's so easy to die from an insta-death venom shot.
>I've been researching for almost a week to come up with the best, most deadly and efficient insect
>that insect doesn't exist
>it always boils down to who can hit first
>it's almost always a 50-50
R.I.P Game balance
Nature OP
Needs nerf
I need to get a life...
>>679208926
Yeah to what?
>>679208926
Post what you wanked to so we can judge you
>>679208515
Telegram seems to be having issues right now. But my avatar/icon/whatever they are calling it should be this image.
>Pic related
Username is "Tatsie".
>>679208542
I don't know how I do it either. I guess the simple answer is that I don't? I'll figure it out as I continue. Don't worry!
>>679208926
Good job
>>679209015
booty
>>679209057
It's pretty nice kek
>>679208926
Mugi why?!
>>679207933
I can see why it reminded you, that clip was quite trippy and entertaining. If you want to try more songs like that i suggest you to listen to more Juno Reactor songs, i love pretty much everything in their discography.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nei7P074UjA
>>679208348
Now i want to scare my friends with my massive black camel spider and then give em a smug.
>>679209164
That's okay, I guess.
>Remove kebab now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-EQJA8Ahac
>>679209116
It's because they sit underground all day and let food come to them.
>the neet life
>>679209164
Good to know
>try tiddies next time
>>679208252
>Can't let you have thumbnails of your waifu
Thanks for taking care of me
>I like this image. Graf is very cute in it.
Stop makes me embarrassed
>Smug
Your picture looks sweet too
>>679208348
If I dont makes very strong coffee, I can go to sleep right after her.
>hint
Use of high-proof milk for better coffee flavor
>>679208542
Norie and everyone elese
if you want to join telegram
send me messege on it
my ussername is @GrafZeppelinn
>>679209242
I can't recall where I know Avalon from.
There was a point where I played songs like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZqZZUkwy9k
even though its not an insect can i be a worm
>ok no more wank talk
>>679209414
>>679209510
>It's because they sit underground all day and let food come to them.
>the neet life
Your words cut deeper than the fangs of a Brazilian Wandering Spider...
>>679209164
Makes me think of a thread question, though:
What's the strangest thing you masturbated to?
This is your chance to come out with your sick, fucking fetishes. Or not.
Is it strange to masturbate to someones face?...
>>679209153
Alright, I'll keep that in mind and wait it out then until the issues are resolved.
>>679208173
My mistake, was thinking of carpenter bees.
>>679209116
Would rather be a bumble bee but you said no colonies.
Bees kill more people every year than any other animal.
>>679209775
Absolutely beautiful, comrade
>>679209116
I want a house centipede. They look adorable cute
>>679209242
Give em the smug
>>679209414
Kill them all Johnny?
>>679209715
Good to know homie
>>679209883
Man fucking a horse. Thanks /b/
>>679209883
>What's the strangest thing you masturbated to
I think me and Hols are exempt from this question for... Obvious reasons
>>679209883
I masturbated to your mom anon
>sick fetishes
>>679209116
Fastest insect, painful bite, lives in most continents...
>I need to get a life...
Nah, life a shit, not enough 2D girls 3/10 IGN
>>679209997
I added the no colonies rule because
1) Japanese Hornets/Army Ants OP
2) It's not a single insect, but rather a large amount of decently equipped Zergs
>>679210131
That's not too bad.
Unless it was a male horse.
>>679210139
For you 'strange' just has a slightly different meaning.
>>679210143
I think you take the cake.
Ewwwww, man.
>>679209799
kek
Wandering Spiders look really cool.
>>679209883
>implying I have a sick fetish
>Batfleck movie confirmed
>It's going to be written by and directed by Affleck
I'm so excited
>>679209753
>There was a point where I played songs like that.
Wait what? Was I talking to a DJ or something like that all this time without knowing?
Nice share, i was always interested in techno but never even scraped the surface of the genre.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E63Nv31kPok
>>679210556
Have you masturbated to someones face?
I still don't know this is weird.
>>679210457
Horse defiantly had a pussy. Was a pov and it got me really hard for some reason
>>679210780
Not specifically. I don't think it's that weird, though.
Is stuff involving milk a sick fetish?
>>679210457
>For you 'strange' just has a slightly different meaning.
>crying
>>679210556
>implying I have a sick fetish
Implying you don't?
>>679210780
>Is it strange to masturbate to someones face
No.
And compared to the rest of us.
And compared to the rest of /b/...
I think you get the picture
>>679211041
>Is stuff involving milk a sick fetish?
>still crying
>>679210649
Oh no, I just say that when I meant to said I listened to.
I think that just happens because I put music on in the background all the time I do something.
Techno's quite dead and so is trance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX81VF7mdRM
>>679211041
No, not for people in the titty club. It's sorta a given.
>>679211188
I just felt it's strange given people rate faces so low most of the time.
>>679209883
>Is it strange to masturbate to someones face?...
Not at all, its one of the most important parts of a women and what makes them pretty instead of just sexy.
>>679206848
I'd be a giant centipede because fuck yeah
>>679211367
>I just felt it's strange given people rate faces so low most of the time
That's just the DFC hate train
>>679211381
>its one of the most important parts of a women and what makes them pretty instead of just sexy
>its one of the most important parts of a women
>most important part
Kek
>>679211554
>centipede
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSemARaqGqE&nohtml5=False
>>679211188
>still crying
So, it isn't?
>>679211367
Ok.
Faces are good, don't be ashamed.
>>679211858
I think it counts as a sick fetish.
There's a not-so-dedicated threa/d/ up half the time, but it's kinda garbage to be honest
>>679211041
That's hot. Even hotter if they're lactating
>>679211367
Shinoa is part of DFC but I love me titties
>>679211554
My cousin's house was infested with centipedes. The youngs are fun let crawl on your hand
>>679209883
You don't want to know.
>>679211041
>>679211367
Exactly, that's just called life to me.
>>679211725
>>679211858
That probably means I masturbated to stranger things... hmm.
>>679211554
Monstrous Giant Centipede is a good creature.
>>679211381
Considering most emotion is transmitted through it it might be the most important part to me.
>>679211231
Oh i see, play works perfectly for what you meant, it was a brainfart on my side. Trance scene is surprisingly strong in my country (Portugal) and we still have some active artists. Personally i stopped caring about finding new tracks in the latest years but i still went to some trance parties. If you're not into it just tell me and i will post a random different genre.
And your song is great, like usual.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfE_ss8NGt4
>>679211725
Now you know why im such an awkward person.
Chat got lewd all of a sudden
>>679212591
Don't say it. She'll come
>>679208764
Everything's fine now~
>>679209153
Hehe~
Well, it isn't a bad thing though <3
>>679209715
Everything is okay thanks <3
>>679212591
/d/eal with it
claimed, helloooo everyone
>>679212761
hambahgah?!?!?
>>679212832
Kagami!
>>679212591
I'm almost disappointed I don't see it.
>>679212425
It's still alive there?
Well then, there are some genres surviving in different places though so not a big surprise.
Never been to any trance raves to be honest.
No problem at all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-kkoh1siz0
>>679212777
Trips tolerates the lewd.
>>679212832
Night Kagami, or morning, no idea what time is it there.
>>679210949
What the fuck
>>679212286
I guess I have a sick fetish then...
>not going to /d/
>not ever
>>679212832
Hello
>>679203541
i had a waifu for awhile
she'd come over every once in awhile while her kid was staying at college.
she'd get naked as soon as she came in, put on her favorite song and start fucking me while crying. she said the song reminded her of raising her child, and motherhood. she told me it reminded her of how much she missed her child. it made her and me cum buckets.
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
>>679212591
1lewd?
>>679212930
hi shinoa!!!!
>hugs
