Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are great
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Anchovy claimed
Miho claimed
>>679181307
She counts.
Best girl claimed
C.C. Claim
Best Ice Queen is mine.
What does it take for someone to be naturally funny?
>comedic, not to bullying
The White Lily Of Stalingrad Claimed
Nicolas Cage is my probably favorite person ever
Tenryuu claimed
>>679181306
>Don't worry. It won't. At least not yet.
>not yet
What does that mean?
Greetings, everyone.
>>679181342
Absolutely no idea. I can tell you in like 4 hours.
Renge claimed 4 ever
Next survey
Buried, cremated, or other? If buried, where? If other, what?
>>679181342
Well then I have no clue.
>>679181357
Fucking cunts
>>679181464
That is just a flag Anon.
>>679181462
>>679181466
>>679181471
>>679181478
>>679181505
>>679181518
>>679181525
>>679181539
>>679181549
>>679181595
>The ride never ends.
>>679181518
<3 I'll be leaving in a few i need to sleep this near 24 hours has caught up to me.
Anybody here personally gain from meditation? I used to do it everyday but have since become very distractable and autistic.
>>679181595
Hi Ruri.
>>679181654
Cremated
If not, I'd have to be embalmed.
No way I'm risking being burried alive.
>>679181525
You must be part of a family that is naturally funny.
>>679181595
Ruri
>>679181690
only meds of interest i ever took was Oxycontin
>shits cash
>>679181654
I want to die in the woods and have animals eat my dead body.
>Tomoko
>>679181654
I would like to be buried at Cimitero di San Cassiano beside Mussolini
>>679181662
Shit pisses me off.
Tatsuta claimed. Now with 100% more tea.
>>679181549
Thought about letting you use my pillows tonight. And I know how much you like hearing my engine.
>claiming yume
>Best goth waifu claimed
>It's been a while since I streamed my suicide
>>679179724
Noire-Wife!
Hi hi!
>>679179862
That'll help get it down
When you're done get back to your locker and think about what you've done
>>679179920
Ahh, are you always ill?
I hope you get well soon!
>>679181306
I'm happy if you are!
Claimed
>>679180809
Kinda boring, lurking all day and no tea until next week
>>679181654
If i die, i want my body to disappear without anyone seeing it
>>679181768
Hello there, Galko.
Glad to see you around, hope you're doing well.
>>679181828
Yuuko
>>679181922
The legend goes on.
>>679181669
Maybe you need me to cuddle you to sleep. <3
>cuddles
I have quite a few things happen to me this week. I'll probably rest in a bit as well.
>>679181654
Cremate me.
It's 230pm and im tried as fuck going to bed night/evening anons
Tats <3
>>679181878
If you get more phone calls then your fucked, once a marketing company takes hold of your number they won't piss off.
>>679181896
>>679181922
>>679181941
Welcome to the thread Anons.
>>679181922
I-I'm so sorry...but i can't...my locker is filled with foam...from the football team...
I'm so sorry...
>>679182092
goodnight beautiful
>[lurking intensifies]
>>679182092
Goodbye, sweet one.
<3
>>679182092
Sleep well Anon.
>>679182244
Nice double dubs anon.
Hatsuzuki claimed.
>>679181595
Hey Ruri
>>679181307
mandatory uta claim
>>679181654
Bury me right in D.C.
I'd like to be a part of a zombie uprising, hopefully. If I die, fuck everyone else.
>>679181690
I do. I love drawing, and have been doing that since it clears my head. I'm shit at it, but it's a way to have fun and keep busy while preventing boredom.
>>679181828
H a H a H a
I'm trying to form an argument. Problem is that I don't think anyone is "naturally" funny, everyone's trained, but I'm forced to argue the opposing side.
>>679182299
How lewd.
>>679182431
>>679182513
This isn't even my final form.
>>679181922
I have a terrible immune system.
Thanks.
>>679182087
I'm doing alright, better than before at least.
>>679182244
Hey there Emi.
>>679182567
L E W D !
E
W
D
!
>>679181881
>Thought about letting you use my pillows tonight
Nice
>And I know how much you like hearing my engine.
Best song in the world.
>trying to get Type 3 Shells for Maya Kai Ni
>get 25mm Triple Gun Mounts and AP Shells instead
Fucking great
>>679182642
>I have a terrible immune system.
Galko is Quarian confirmed
>>679181922
I'm always happy when you are around! Your happiness is my happiness.
>>679182087
Hi Ruri. How is your Wednesday going?
>>679181306
>For Tatsu
>Yet another great image. She looks both sexy and deadly. Deaxy?
I like to call it "perfection". I'm sure you feel the same about Tatsu.
>You consistently deliver great images
>Once again, great taste. It's details like her sash that can make an entire outfit. It just pulls it together (no pun intended).
Aye, I really like the overall unique feel it has. I don't think I've seen an outfit like hers before.
>diamonds are unbreakable
>Naturally. Doing so with Juri could very well be considered offending her. I understand. Even though playing against an advanced player allows you to reach for greater heights, one must not reach too far lest one wants to fall down.
This is exactly it. Going too hard or too much on somebody when you know they're not ready for it becomes overwhelming and unfair for them. I try my best to create a friendly training environment, I just can't with Juri.
>Exactly, playing soft as Juri is a huge disrespect to her character and to myself.
>Yeah, it might be too early to have formed. But it'll come soon enough. And that is when the Purple Goddess shall smite the ones who aren't worthy.
Heh, I'll make sure I do my best. I try not to follow the meta too much, I just practice and train so hard until all of that becomes irrelevant. Then it boils down to "how good are you at your character/this game?
>Ah, I see. And does maining Juri sort of break this in a sense? As in you need to constantly get better at footsies and the like, as it it an essential part of her?
Well, it's probably one of the most important things for you to be effective at as Juri, as footsies can also tie into your zoning game which Juri is decent at as well and she sort of relies on making sure she can do this effectively.
>"Zoning" keeping somebody right where you want them
>>679182513
Well biology is always a factor.
Like how men are funnier than women.
>>679182281
>>679182299
>>679182567
One from my mobile night anons.
I'm back. What I miss?
>>679181654
Buried. Do I look like a jew?
>>679182723
>Best song in the world.
>Engine accelerates
>Type 3 Shells
I always used to get them instead of AP.
>25mm Triple Gun Mounts
Those fucking things... Ugh, don't remind me. I still get nightmares from how many times I got that one.
>>679183119
Fuck forgot pic. I'm sure one was there
>>679182854
>Like how men are funnier than women.
Not sure I can tell you're a male by the sexism or by the fact it's funny.
>>679182723
You caught me.
>things are getting lewd
>I don't know how to feel about this
>>679183207
It happens to all of us.
>>679183207
I don't have anything lewd saved, you guys sicken me
>>679183340
!!!
>679183335
Feels
>>679183207
>>679183340
Every time
>>679183119
kek
Meant
>>679183335
For messing up at
>>679183449
Well I am going to take a nap, see you later Anons.
>>679183340
>not "photo.jpg"
fake
>>679183549
Goodbye beautiful
>>679183549
See ya
>>679182854
That's true... I've certainly never felt comfortable hearing a woman do a Louis C.K. bit.
>>679183549
Sleep tight, fellow anon.
>>679183128
>Best song in the world.
>Engine accelerates
Hey, don't go Presto with your song already.
>>679183224
I knew it.
>>679182087
The legend will never die
>>679182098
Thank you!
>>679182237
Well we know what must happen now...
>>679182642
I can tell, I'm sorry to hear
>>679182727
Ahh!
You'll make me blush
>>679183549
That shit ain't allowed here.
>>679183549
>inb "this was a bad nap"
America is done for.
>>679183802
There's your opening argument right there.
>you're welcome
>>679183844
W-w-w-wwaa-what happens now....
I-i don't have anything to give you....i'm sorry...
>>679183549
[spoiler]This is a bad idea.[/spoiler]
>>679183549
Goodbye.
Sleep well.
>>679183844
It's alright, I'm pretty used to it.
I'm gonna take a shower, I'll be back.
Where's Renge?
>>679182244
Hola.
No puedes ignorar mi post, no te lo perdonarÃas.
>Estás forzado a romper el silencio, Emi.
>Sufre!
>>679182474
Heyo Tsuzu, how are you today?
>You weren't joking when you said you didn't use Steam
>>679182727
Hello Tatsie.
It's been alright, not as much paperwork as yesterday and I'll have some time to waste.
How about you? Hope your day is going well.
>>679183844
>Hit me up for some hardcore ERP deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, qt.
>>679182742
>I like to call it "perfection".
Yup. Tatsuta is perfect in every sense of the word.
>I really like the overall unique feel it has
I don't think I've seen anyone with an outfit that looks like Juri's either. It looks very good for fighting, actually. Unlike the things that other characters wear sometimes.
>I try my best to create a friendly training environment, I just can't with Juri.
Teaching is not an easy task, no matter the subject. Your buddies should really take advantage of your playing another character right now. Then they might be able to at least look like a challenge for you and Juri.
>I just practice and train so hard until all of that becomes irrelevant. Then it boils down to "how good are you at your character/this game?
Such wise words. People that rely too heavily on a tier list or get too hung up on a word such as "meta" will have a much harder time. After all, a skilled player will always be a skilled player, no matter the character they main. It is really only there that one can start seeing these differences in mechanics, frames, and everything else that works in tandem with the player's skill.
>it's probably one of the most important things for you to be effective at as Juri
Makes sense, especially if she shines at zoning her opponent.
>>679183836
>Hey, don't go Presto with your song already.
>Engine stabilises
Don't worry. I've got it under control.
>>679183844
Fufu~
>That image
>>679184031
Tip your backpack onto the floor
Can't let you leave without having anything stolen from you
>>679184259
Understandable I suppose
Enjoy your shower
>>679184453
Wew
>You're gonna be begging for mercy
>My legacy lives on
>>679184497
All of your images are adorable!
Eu claimed!
>>679184719
B-but I-I don't own a backpack it's too expensive for me to own...I just carry what i can...
>>679184768
Eu!
>>679184497
>Don't worry. I've got it under control.
Yeah, i can totally hear that
>>679184768
Eu-chan!
>>679184768
Hi hi Eu!
Good to see you
>How do you hold all these (you)'s?
>>679184925
How disappointing..
Here, hold this money for a second
>>679185146
O-oh no...i-i couldn't i'm still full from last time...
>>679184453
If you want me to launch it you can say that. I use it to play games, which I don't do a lot.
But it's no real issue to start...
I've been well, although I couldn't do much outside because the weather was crap today, so I've been drawing mostly.
I can spend the whole day that way... even though it sounds boring and leaves me with little to talk about, lol.
>>679184453
Glad to hear it. Wasting time is always fun. My day has been well. Got some studying done. Just relaxing by reading some manga. Trying not to think about tomorrow, as I have things to do from 08-16. More or less anyway.
>>679184719
All of your images are adorable as well! I wish there was as many good images of Tatsuta as there are of Stocking.
>>679184938
I-I'm trying, alright? Don't laugh at me!
>>679184925
Hello~ How have you been friend?
>>679184965
Ara Ara~ Hello friend, how are you?
>>679185146
Hello Stocking~ Hows Eus favourite Brit doing?
>>679185362
Pretty good, how are you?
>Thought I was the favourite Brit
>>679184768
Woah, another person I thought I'd never see again.
>>679185362
Great friendo; living the dream.
How's school going qt?
>tfw no higher resolution
>>679185228
Did I give you a choice?
I said to hold it.
>>679185292
Uhuhu~
I only have 130..
>>679185362
F-favourite?
Ahh, you'll make me blush!
I'm doing good thank you, yourself?
>excited? Uhu~
>>679184719
>*H-
>*Holds.. your h-hand...*
Help
>>679184768
Hey there, Eu!
It's been a while, I'm always glad to see you around!
>Enjoy the (You)'s!
>>679185258
Well, it's my fault most of the time, I should know where to find you if I needed to talk, no worries.
You're drawing? sounds awesome, is there anything you could show us?
>>679185556
Her legs were blown off, how horrific
>>679185633
I"M SORRY alright....j-just please don't hurt me...
>>679185292
>I-I'm trying, alright? Don't laugh at me!
I think it's getting faster~
>>679185258
Same here....
>played Crysis 2, first level
>leaved the level bored af
Fuck it, i play Crysis 3 then. I have my bow there. And my Typhoon.
>>679183219
>Not sure I can tell you're a male by the sexism or by the fact it's funny
Women don't understand the mutual respect and comradery that men share.
I dare you to prove me wrong.
>>679184768
>
>>679185146
Hello, comrade
>>679181471
There's two of us? Unexpected.
Also, claimed.
Just saying hi, now I will be on my way.
>>679185556
I remember that feel
>>679184768
Hello Eu-chan.
>>679184453
>hardcore ERP deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style
wew lad
>>679185663
>*Holds.. your h-hand...*
youtu.be/Y3-aAx4SOn0
What? No, I'm pretty sure I don't come on Steam because extra software running kinda annoys me. It's nothing about you. ^_^
I think I can show the sketch later today.
>>679185931
Respectable choice
>>679185856
How goes the slaughtering?
>>679185824
Hello boobs
>i still care
>>679185856
Hello and goodbye
>>679185663
Y-you're so lewd...
>H-hugs
>inb4 I get told off
>>679185737
Now..
Drop it..
>>679185824
Well well, this alliance is permanent eh?
>>679185824
Hello Atago. How are you today?
>Pan-Paka-Pan?
>>679181307
i had a waifu for awhile
she'd come over every once in awhile while her kid was staying at college.
she'd get naked as soon as she came in, put on her favorite song and start fucking me while crying. she said the song reminded her of raising her child, and motherhood. she told me it reminded her of how much she missed her child. it made her and me cum buckets.
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
>>679186263
Ooo--o-okay....you must be friends with my father...
>>679186228
>i still care
>
>>679186263
>permanent?
Permanent.
>>679186320
Pan-Paka-Paaan~
>>679185633
>I only have 130..
I have 46. Not counting the ones with Tenryuu.
>>679185748
>I think it's getting faster~
It's not... Maybe a little.
>>679186263
>Drop it
https://youtu.be/TldJXA_JOZA
>>679185824
Some certainly do, just like some men don't have it.
We'd need some sort of sociology study on this matter to make any headway because it's hard to not be biased about it.
>>679185508
Ara Ara~ You're a Brit too? Where in the land of castles and chavs to live?
>>679185534
Eu shows up every now and then, Eu should probably come here more tbh
>>679185545
School is going A-okay! Eu has got more exams coming sadly ;^;
>>679185633
Stocking is a cute! A CUTE!
Eu is great! glad to here you're doing well friend~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iwBM_YB1sE
>>679185663
Eu is happy to see you Ruri too, Eu loves you friend
>>679185824
Pan Paka Pan~! How are you Atago?
>>679186026
Hello Hello~ You doing well friend?
>>679184497
>I don't think I've seen anyone with an outfit that looks like Juri's either. It looks very good for fighting, actually. Unlike the things that other characters wear sometimes.
Kek, she's got a revealing outfit but it's nothing like other fighters.
>Cammy only wears a top piece, come on.
>Let's not get started on characters outside SF
>Teaching is not an easy task, no matter the subject. Your buddies should really take advantage of your playing another character right now. Then they might be able to at least look like a challenge for you and Juri.
That's what I've been telling them. Everyone I spar with has 4 months to train up along with me, but once Juri comes out I won't touch Ken again, not until I've decided I'm as good as I want to be with Juri which will... basically never happen, heh.
>Such wise words. People that rely too heavily on a tier list or get too hung up on a word such as "meta" will have a much harder time. After all, a skilled player will always be a skilled player, no matter the character they main. It is really only there that one can start seeing these differences in mechanics, frames, and everything else that works in tandem with the player's skill.
Exactly, you understand and you don't even play fighting games that's pretty cool. I'm sure you'd be great at one. For example, everyone is saying Zangief is the lowest tiered character right now, despite that and not even knowing how to really play him, I can still take him to ranked and win at least 60-70% of my matches because of my skill foundation.
>>679186629
Nottinghamshire
>>679186534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3oOQ8XnQWU&index=147
>>679186570
>Some certainly do, just like some men don't have it
Very true
>We'd need some sort of sociology study on this matter to make any headway because it's hard to not be biased about it
Not really.
Most men are, most women aren't
Things are coming along.
>>679186811
Ara Ara Ara Ara~ Eu is only 40mins from you friend~ Eu shall find you and hug you to death~!
>>679186629
>everything you post is adorable
You're gunna do great on those exams Eu i know it!
>>679186432
>How's your day?
>>679186433
>I have 46
I have ~500, maybe ~480 if i don't count the pics with Tatsuta
>It's not... Maybe a little.
I can hear something different~
>>679187044
Oh my god I have friends
>>679186629
Actually, I just haven't showed up for the past few months, and I noticed that there's a good few who don't come here anymore. It's just good to see ya, is all.
>>679186865
https://youtu.be/D4v7QnBEJVw
>>679186414
W-wait that's not what I meant..
>no but my uncle is
>cries
>>679186432
That's good news.
No more petty shenanigans.
>Maybe some RP to celebrate? :^)
>>679186433
Oh oh! There's so many cute ones though!
And yes, I don't count the ones with Panty.
>>679186629
Uhuhu~
I thought so!
Eu is the cutest though!
I'm always doing well when you guys are here~
>>679186811
>>679187044
I'm only an hour away! Group meetup heh
>>679187256
somebody here got taste
>>679186950
You mean the rape dungeon, yes?
>>679187284
I'm sorry...as my father tells me i'm very stupid...just do whatever you want with me....i don't care anymore...
>>679187245
Well its good to see you again friend~!
>>679187284
Hmmmm, What is the chance that >>679187236 is also going to download fest~?
>>679187057
Thank you friend~ Eu will do her best~!
>>679187509
Well... of sorts...
If you want to call it that.
>>679186629
I'm doing well, Eu-chan, but kinda busy so not paying much attention. :x
>>679186865
I admit it's the probable outcome.
My Manga Rock is bugged as fuck. Just sadness right now. I can't read anything. It crashes soon as I open the manga. I'm gonna cry here on the corner of this thread
>>679187754
>0%
Socially anxious
Claiming best demigod.
>>679186655
>she's got a revealing outfit but it's nothing like other fighters.
It's almost mandatory for women to have revealing outfits. Because sex sells. Still not as weird as other outfits I have seen.
>Everyone I spar with has 4 months to train up along with me
That's a decent amount of time. As long as they are somewhat dedicated they should be able to grow more than enough to be able to train again Juri later.
>not until I've decided I'm as good as I want to be with Juri which will... basically never happen, heh.
Hear, hear. So dedicated to your waifu. Truly inspiring. Maybe if you win EVO you'll relax a little. At least for a short while. Or perhaps that would make your fire burn even stronger?
>Exactly, you understand and you don't even play fighting games that's pretty cool. I'm sure you'd be great at one
I used to play WoW at a decently high level, so looking outside the box and mastering something you believe in is not foreign to me. I remember hearing people complain about swapping from X class just because they underperformed when they, the player, was the problem all along.
>High level WoW, kek
>everyone is saying Zangief is the lowest tiered character right now, despite that and not even knowing how to really play him, I can still take him to ranked and win at least 60-70% of my matches because of my skill foundation.
There we go. Point proven.
>>679187140
Sehr gute
>>679187256
If I'm going down I'm taking everybody else with me, Jihad style
THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME
>>679187284
I think I'll past this time, but thanks for the offer
>>679187828
Remember!
Men are cis-het white pigs!
>>679187854
Like this
>Karen here
>>679187672
Y-you're father says that too?
Mine takes me to the basement to play Wii!
But there's no Wii...
>>679187754
That would be amazing! Alas, we have no hope
We must find a new method
>>679187915
>>679188052
Your mind says one thing but your body says another
>>679188052
Fuck you!
>>679187140
>I have ~500, maybe ~480 if i don't count the pics with Tatsuta
Wew lad. Quite the collection.
>I can hear something different~
Something different? What? I hope it's not my stomach...
>>679187828
Thats okay, Eu is happy you're doing well friend~!
>>679187915
Ah, thats okay friend, Eu understands, Eu hopes that you're able to get stronger and live your life with no worries
>>679188211
>>679187915
Eu knows Britain is small, but us being this close to each other is weird but cool at the same time
>>679188397
It wasn't me.
>>679188211
I'd love to continue ignoring the rules and role playing, but i must go now.
Have a pleasant day.
>>679188726
Until next time
>>679188397
>I hope it's not my stomach...
But i'm laying on your pillows....but i think it calmed down a bit
>>679188518
Indeed, it is pretty sweet we are this close.
And thank you for the kind words.
>>679188888
>get
>>679188906
I ain't clickin' dat shit, nigga
>>679188518
>>679188910
Yes yes!
It's nice to see fellow brits
>>679188726
Damn, who will I break the rules with now?
See you soon
>>679188888
Congratulations Tenten!
>>679188910
No problem! Desu~
>>679189029
You better click dat shit nigga.
It's your daily dose.
>>679188969
I'm not even home kek
>>679188888
>But i'm laying on your pillows....but i think it calmed down a bit
>Engine accelerates
>>679188888
Dem pents.
>>679189271
Mugi what do you even do
You go to school, right?
![[anon intensifies].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1456/694/1456694442288.jpg "[anon intensifies]")
