Waifu claiming thread.
>the claw is a lie
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>one claim per anon
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>drink too much tea
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Kazuki Claimed
>Usual perfection claim
>>679013691
Maybe he gets to program killer robots some time.
The saltiest killer robots ever.
FUCK.
Tsuzu claimed.
Rory claimed. Good to still see some happiness in the thread.
>>679013752
But i thought the claw was the truth
>sachi claim
NOT ALL HEROES WEAR CAPES
Still here
>>679013752
>drink too much tea
Hmmm
Tenryuu claimed
>>679013494
1200 rounds of german democracy per minute
>>679013691
It's not like i don't have the chance to do it again, but not at the moment.
>>679013914
Crush. Kill. Destroy. The german Liberty Prime.
Ech
Sanya Claimed
I am really grateful, Flower..
>>679013750
Naw, Ruri is strong.
Something like this wouldn't shake their foundation. This is just me being sour.
Funco claimed~
>>679013960
shhhh
>>679014020
God dammit.
>>679013752
mandatory cc claim
did i get it?
Top Tier Ice Queen claimed.
>What is my strongest connection with water? I would have to say through the moon, in the Lunar Calendar. It is a circular calendar with two hundred (some) days, and everyone is born on one of these days. And my strongest connection is through my date of birth.
Am I having a stroke or something?
Claimed
As promised, we ask the hard questions.
Today's survey:
You must switch to a new waifu. Who is it?
>you have to switch
>cannot switch to nobody
>cannot opt out
>no amount of devotion will save you now
>>679014358
No. What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>679014538
Nobody said life was easy.
>>679014358
Id go with Severa.
>just cant escape the smug
>>679014304
Yes you did
Congratulations
>>679014358
That would be heresy
But i guess i would be back to Bait-kun
>>679014640
>Rory-sama just in case you didnt know
>>679014050
1200 rounds of love. I'd let that feed me.
>>679014358
It would have to be this Jewish lovely
>>679014304
Mandatory cc steal attempt
>>679014763
sweet
we dont have to deal with the newfag
>claiming yume
>>679014626
Then I die with unrequited love. Like I've always assumed I would.
>>679014983
he's now copying my [mandatory] remark
does he understand why i say mandatory?
fuckin pleb
Tatsuta claimed.
>>679012259
>Ten Ten
>It's still emberrassing....muh engine.
Easy there, sister. Don't blow your engine.
>>679012394
>Juri
>Tfw you get an unnerving/embarrassing feel posting your waifu in all her beauty
I can relate. It's an interesting feeling alright. Show her off with pride. She deserves it.
>Does the animefag glasses adjustment
I wear glasses in real life and have been using my middle finger to adjust my glasses for many, many years now.
>You consistently deliver with great representations of Tatsu
Thanks. I just try to show her like the cutie that she is. Best part is that some people don't know about her other, more sadistic side.
>Pic related
>I'm either going to win or make it to finals
That's what I like to hear. Train your ass off and dazzle your opponents. Show them who the superior fighter is.
>People will remember Florida's sadistic purple goddess.
Juri, Purple Goddess. That's a nice title to go with her name. Having her represent Florida would be sick as fuck. The absolute coolest would be to see you go head-to-head with people at EVO, fighting your way to the top.
>SF themes
They are the kind of songs that I used to listen to as I got high and dueled people in WoW.
>I actually FEEL something when I fight alongside Juri
Such a wonderful thing to hear. Brings a genuine smile to my face. I can feel your energy and how devoted you are when it comes to Juri.
>>679014358
Mugi.
>maximum cute
>Galko
>>679014358
I could easily switch to Homura obviously, but that would be rude.
I also like Klan Klan a lot and she doen't receive a lot of attention.
She's fantastic.
Chen a cuty, too, I'm only getting into 2hu a little lately but there are a few characters that appeal to me.
I don't really want a common waifu, even though there is a good amount of very appealing ones.
- tsuzu
>>679014358
The barrel of a gun.
>>679014358
you all know mine already
>captcha 911
>>679015349
>Don't blow your engine.
I can't promise anything. I'm still a early IJN cruiser. And salty.
>>679014358
I'd rather kill some muslims than switching my waifu.
>>679015272
Idk just being a cheeky cunt m8
>>679014358
Michuru
>blonde
>has twintails
>Sachi
I didn't have many options to choose from, but those two seemed like the safest choices. I hope that they turn out to be.
No need to thank me, Light.
>haven't read steam yet
>sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZUo7nANi4o
Shiro claimed.
>>679015833
>Implying Schimmelpilz on Käse is not köstlich
>>679015833
killing muslims is fun
its not a punishment
i would rather kill muslims than eat breakfeast
>>679015949
Big fan of grisaia, huh?
>>679015833
But tenten, that's a fun thing anyway
>>679015611
;__;
Also my personal choice would have to be Chiyo
>top tier cute
>renge
>>679015854
yea, you are
>m8
is this having a go at me cuz im english?
>>679015833
>>679016072
Good goys! I mean friends!
>>679016301
yeah i love grisaia
>>679016065
Aber nur auf Camembert.
>>679016072
Don't forget to absorb their sould afterwards like the Dovahkiin.
>>679016301
>But tenten, that's a fun thing anyway
And what about killing them with a spoon?
>>679016413
Germans have the ability to steal the souls of jews,,,,just sayin
Anyways, what are you guys listening atm?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsM_VmN6ytk&nohtml5=False
>>679016413
glad you like
>>679014358
I need a few hours (and a lot more tea) to think about this.
>>679016607
why would i want a dirty muslim soul inside me
>>679016607
Still enjoyable
Also https://youtu.be/Tm4eoUpfRro
>>679016490
Don't think I ever finished the VN. Just took so fucking long, goddamn.
>>679016607
oh and
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXKHZSu_Hio&nohtml5=False
is what im listening to
>>679016821
Maybe i'll unlock some new skills to kill more muslims.
>>679016980
http://alcyius.com/dndtools/spells/sandstorm--85/flesh-to-salt--3172/index.html
>let's see if this works
>>679015833
I'll share some of my equipment with you. I did receive quite a few upgrades after all.
I'm currently listening to:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2wANVUSMMo
I'm out. I'm finally out.
They advertised this as a scientific sceminar. He ended up making it entirely spiritual, and his supervisors just let him. Fuck this. I want my hour and a half back.
>>679015349
>I wear glasses in real life.."
Yeah, so do I. I usually adjust them by raising my index/middle finger to the right side of them and pushing them up that way.
>I need to update my prescription honestly
>Her sadistic side
Oooh, this I like. Innocent on the outside, sadistic and powerful on the inside. Similar to Juri, except for she makes no attempt to hide it at all.
>We even share similar taste
You're a real great person to speak with. You're most likely the only one who understands out of everyone else here.
>That's what I like to hear
Aye, there should be a stream for it even if it's locals, if there is one and I can get the link to it I'll post it in these threads when that time comes.
>Fighting my way through EVO
I decided to myself that if there ever was a time I was going to consider entering big tourneys like that, it would be during the SFV era. That's still a ways off, even for me though but it's going to be my goal I push for these next few years.
>SF themes
Hopefully they add a little positive variety into your musical experience.
>Such a wonderful feeling.."
That's exactly how I feel. Much like I'm sure you do when you get to discussing your waifu, I get quite the fiery passion. It's refreshing to relate to someone like this.
>>679016980
they only thing you will get from them is a desire to destroy yourself in an attempt to kill others who don't deserve death. not really worth it
>>679016980
Do it.
Get that 25% bullet damage buff.
>>679017731
thats only obtained from killing all the muslims
>>679017477
Or maybe i can change them into something more valuable.
how much +str against muslims does this get me?
>>679018004
For example salt, see
>>679017257
But you have to be a 5th level Wizard, Sorcerer or Druid for that.
>>679018149
+0.23%
may not seem like much but it does come in handy
>>679017942
No, no, you're confused.
The 25% buff is awarded for 250 mudslimes.
>>679018004
you could get iron
or gun powder
>>679018337
>But you have to be a 5th level Wizard, Sorcerer or Druid for that.
Wait, that's wrong, 5th level spell so level 9 or so.
lurkin as im workin
>>679018467
ahh, what was all again
Guys, I'm going to be gone for like a hour or so, see you then
>>679018744
Alright, take care Yui
>renge
>>679016607
Und auf Eichelkranzkäse.
It's time to go to sleep. But we will meet.. next time.
>>679014159
I'll admit that was annoying.
Nick Wilde
Love foxes. Wanna fuck him so bad.
Internet claimed
>>679018973
Good night Ten and
>>679019392
Hello Lain.
>>679018744
Laters.
>>679014358
Nah bish, Ima gonna stick with Ms. Tomoe
>>679019711
Wait wut, I should read properly.
>>679018973
Night Sanyan
>read more than 2 letters in the future
Mugi claim
>>679018629
I only took a glance at endgame upgrades. I think it had something to do with Holy Light Aura... thing, but I'm not sure.
Crusader-anon is the one to talk to about this.
>>679020096
Welcome back mugi
What have you been up to?
My shift is finally over.
See you all in an hour when i get home.
>>679020284
Also you homu. How's the studying?
Forgot pic
Death in the shape of a Panzer battalion
hoho Re is here
ew
>>679020480
Tiddy twin.
>>679020244
ill ask him when he shows his face
sorry for taking so long to reply
this is dumb
>>679018337
my_sides.jpeg
>>679020469
Done with math for today, I will study traffic code after dinner or something and thats enough. How is your day going?
>>679020560
We meet again.
>>679017415
>I usually adjust them by raising...
I sometimes do that. It's just so convenient using my middle (sometimes my index) finger and pushing the bridge. An added bonus is that you get to give people the finger in a semi-stealthy way. I haven't updated my prescription in almost three years. I should test my eyes.
>Innocent on the outside, sadistic and powerful on the inside
That's pretty much it. She may appear to be a bit meek, but she'll fucking slice you with her ko-naginata if you underestimate her.
>You're a real great person to speak with.
As are you. I'm really enjoying getting to know you like this. Little by little. Message my message.
>You're most likely the only one who understands out of everyone else here.
My turn to feel humble. Thank you kindly. I believe you to be a very open-minded person, which makes talking to you an absolute delight.
>there should be a stream for it even if it's locals
I'd love to see it. I hope that there will be one when the time comes. It would be super cool seeing the fruits of your labour.
>EVO
Go for the long game. Technically, I guess you'll be at a disadvantage because of Juri being released after the initial fighters. But I'm sure that your determination and willpower will bring you to EVO.
>get to discussing your waifu
That's always good fun as well as interesting. It's not something I get to do very often outside of here. None of my friends understand, so it's really refreshing, just as you say.
>>679020480
Hello Atago. How's your day?
>>679014358
Shinoa anon
>>679020284
Welcome back! <3
>>679020480
Hi Atago.
>>679020560
Hello Re-chan.
>>679020965
I'm in the mood for some seal-clubbing with the Tiger II
You?
>>679020825
hi strange girl
>>679021251
hi hatsi
>>679021418
Not today anymore. I think i won't go to play xbox till Friday. But then we go seal clubbing.
>>679020480
I see you woke up today Atago
>>679020825
It would be stellar if not for the fact that I'm at work. Also didn't find an opportunity to ask out that girl I like.
>>679021096
Whaddup shinoa
Finally done with all my work.
I feel tired.
https://youtu.be/QzkyQsBdpzE
>>679020323
Doing math homework, how about you?
>>679021734
Watch a video about the nude in art and how it's evil in Christian art. What I miss?
>>679020846
Leveling up DDs is pretty hard...
>>679021967
I don't know if it's a good sign...
>>679022115
Watched*
>>679014358
>You must switch to a new waifu. Who is it?
>Hatsuzuki gg ez pz.
As much as i love Tsuzu design im not deep into Kancolle so can't really pick her.
Im the kind of guy who likes things that are a bit underground and LOVE Aya Brea from Parasite Eve, too bad there is barely any art of her even tho she is old as fuck.
>Homura
>>679022439
It is, trust me
>>679022439
Why not?
>>679020846
>As an added bonus you get to stealth flip people off
I see what you mean now, keep it professional.
>I'd just directly give it to em, heh.
>She may appear meek.."
I like that, unexpected cold sadism like that is a real surprise to anyone unknowing or thinking she's an easy target.
>I'd shudder to think of what would happen to someone who would try to prey on Juri or Tatsu
>Strong waifu is best waifu
>I enjoy getting to know you.
Mm, I feel the same. It's great to find someone who feels the passion as I do.
>It'd be cool to see the fruits of your labour
I'll make sure you're one of the first to know about it.
>At a disadvantage
Yes, everyone will have had a good 6-12 months practice on their character of choice by then. I've got my work seriously cut out for me but I'm not going to let that stop me, not in the slightest.
>None of my friends understand
I've only got 3 people I call my friends, and even they have no clue that my skill and devotion to her comes from how I feel about her on a personal level. I just keep it to myself and tell them
>Oh she's just an easy character for me guys haha
>Tfw you have to masquerade your passions to appear normal to your friendos
>They could never understand.
>>679022439
>Leveling up DDs is pretty hard...
Destroyers or pillows?
>inb4 pillows
>>679022576
Excellent choice anon
>>679021251
Why is your tummy so sexy? <3
>>679021569
What did you just call? I will make fishsticks out of you!
So hows your day going?
>>679021734
Hoho dont wait too much for the "perfect opportunity", nothing good will come out of it, just be cool with it. Is she a coworker?
>>679022734
Destroyers ofc....especially when your CV gets wrecked all the time.
>The pillow thing isn't that bad.
>>679021734
>>679022951
For some reason i thought i was talking to the clawgirl, forget me asking if she is a coworker...
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>679014358
ayyy
>>679023654
Hi Emi.
>>679023654
Hola!
Hows life Emi?
>>679023654
Qué tál viajero.
>Ignora eso de ayer
>>679023326
All good. She works at the chick fil a near my work. And I know, but she was talking with coworkers and I felt it would be rude to interrupt.
>>679022115
Basically nothing but damn does that sound awful. I like art as far as museums and things go but I'd hate to study it.
>>679021827
Just working this mundane job. What level math? Gimme some, I like math to an almost autistic degree.
/a/ is talking about nichijou again
>>679023654
hello legs
>>679022734
I wouldn't mind leveling my DD head on your pillows.
>>679022951
I honestly have have no idea. <3
Maybe because it's kinda hard to reach.
This thread needs some serious Deus Vult.
Calimed
>>679024191
Which thread doesn't?
The need for deus vult is great everywhere in this dark age.
>sup
>>679024191
What did you say about me you little Deus Vult
>>679023788
Hi Galko! What's cookin, good lookin?
>>679023892
¡Hola!
It's going fine, I'm watching a football/soccer game right now, so I won't post much. How you doing?
>>679024029
¡Buenas!
>A decir verdad lo había olvidado por completo hasta ahora que me lo acabas de recordar...
>Te dije que lo olvidaría por la mañana kek
No postearé mucho hoy, estoy viendo a mi fucking Real jugar
>>679024133
Sup, mah nigga?
>>679024673
Nothing much, feeling pretty bad. How are you?
>>679024459
>The need for deus vult is great everywhere in this dark age.
Unfortunately people aren't so keen about deus vult these days, also I am doing good, you?
>>679024643
What in the Lord's name did you just fucking say about me, you little heathen? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my Catechism class in the one true holy catholic and apostolic church, and I’ve been involved in numerous crusades on the Mohammedans, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in medieval warfare and I’m the top paladin in the entire kingdom. You are nothing to me but just another infidel. I will wipe you the fuck out with purging the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, heretic. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of inquisitors across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Holy war, pagan. The Holy war that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, Saracen. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare guantlets. Not only am I extensively trained in mounted combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Swiss Guard and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what Holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking peace. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn cultist. I will the power of the Holy Spirit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, heathen.
>>679022721
Hey look, i just found this abomination
>Tenten
>>679024673
>What's cookin, good lookin?
Der Juden
he was born the scenthgless apprentice
Nuttin nigga
>>679025318
I'm very tired
I saw you were doing bad what happened?
>>679024877
The people of the future will not look favorably upon the passivity of the masses these days.
I'm doing fine, as well, but I'm very distracted with my drawing (at least I'm supposed to be distracted).
>>679024847
Why? What happened?
>>679025154
>Der Juden
Remember to put the oven at max temp or you'll end up with Jewish Hanakos
>>679024877
Do you fight for my waifu?
>>679025107
That's not so bad.
>>679025455
>>679025524
I think I'm sick again
I feel queasy and have chills in my arms
>>679025524
I'm preheating to 1105°
>>679025516
>I'm doing fine, as well
Good to hear,
>but I'm very distracted with my drawing (at least I'm supposed to be distracted).
What are you drawing?, if you don't mind me asking
>>679025659
Pope Francis is a fag.
>>679022721
>keep it professional
Will do. Business as usual.
>unexpected cold sadism
Depending on how well you know Tatsuta, you can tell that sometimes she doesn't just tease you with her words, and that there is quite a heavy meaning behind some of them.
>She even sounds cute while joining a fleet or heading into battle
>I'd shudder to think of what would happen to someone who would try to prey on Juri or Tatsu
That's quite the fearful thought. I know I'd either get beaten to a pulp or get turned into sashimi.
>I'll make sure you're one of the first to know about it.
Awesome. I'll eagerly await that time!
>inb4 I lurk too hard and miss it
>jk that would never happen
>I've got my work seriously cut out for me but I'm not going to let that stop me, not in the slightest.
I believe in you. You'll make your opponents fear the Purple Queen!
>Tfw you have to masquerade your passions
Juri... I totally understand. I'm right here with you. It's such a passionate thing for us, and they have no clue. No will to understand either, because it is considered "abnormal" or whatever.
>>679023004
I almost unlocked the tier 5 Japanese DD. Took way longer than when I started working on cruisers.
>tfw friendly CV goes to the front line
>The pillow thing is never bad
>>679024146
I know you wouldn't mind. Because my pillows are glorious. Just ask Tenryuu.
All must rally for the 5th crusade against the jewfags and the muslimfags! Also send your kids to suck on my dick pl0x
>>679024041
I feel you. If she works as a cashier there is always an easy way to get to talk to her but it might be a bit awkward.
>Basically nothing but damn does that sound awful. I like art as far as museums and things go but I'd hate to study it.
I had history of art and loved it, you learn a lot of (useless) interesting things like categorizing the greek order/era of a pillar / building / architecture through its aspect.
>>679024146
>Maybe because it's kinda hard to reach.
I never had any problem.
>>679024402
>inb4 shit waifu.png
Whelp. Welcome to the thread anon!
>>679024673
Doing fine, got caught by rain a while ago but it wasn't anything heavy, now im just chilling here and planning to kill some time with WoW.
>>679025672
Anything else? Flu-like symptoms? Does your stomach hurt or something? You should go see a doctor
>>679025723
Great, great. The Reich is proud of you
>>679026078
Hey. I i've got the T5 USN DD in a few hours...now i know why so many people are playing those cancerous and unbalanced boats.
>boob pillows are best pillows
>>679025672
are the chills just in your arms
if youre just feeling queasy and there are chills you might just be nauseous
But I wouldn't really because I'm not a doctor
>>679026121
Oy, John Paul the Second is dead, get on the times faggot and it would be the tenth crusade at this point.
>>679024041
Vid also said something about michelangelo's judgement day showed his homosexuality
>>679024191
Indeed we do. Do it for kingdom and country
Literally fuck everything in my life right now.
vladimir claimed
>>679026078
>tier 5 Japanese DD
Funniest Jap DD to play with
>>679026141
Spendind a rainy day indoors is relaxing as fuck
>>679026552
What happened Tats?
>Emi
>>679026437
Im not a doctor either, whut does this mean?
>>679026147
My arms went completely numb a little bit ago, not much else yet.
I'll probably see a doctor if it gets worse.
>>679026437
It's just in my arms.
>>679026597
Hi Vlad.
>>679026552
What's wrong, Tats?
>Ironic Mikan reply
Claimed
>>679026691
>when the bass dropped like a bomb
>>679026466
Check em,
>Do it for kingdom and country
I would rather do it for just killing sandniggers but this is a good excuse either way.
>>679026552
Whats wrong anon?
>>679026597
Hi Japanese Vlad.
>>679026613
>>679026681
>>679026835
i just spilled hot coffee on my fuking leg and it hurts like fucking hell. fuck it.
>>679026805
dropped my shit all over the floor, send help
>>679026835
hello
ABANDON THREAD!!
>>679026028
Just some character art.
>just
Let's hope deus vults it.
>>679026078
I-I don't want to give Tenten the wrong ideas.
>>679026141
You're not doing it as often as I'd like though...
>but I'm not sure that's possible
- tsuzu
>>679027026
why?
>>679026625
Google symptoms of diseases :^)
>>679026673
>my arms went completely numb
Ok you should really see a doctor as soon as you can
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