Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>keep RP at a absolute minimum. We are here to discuss and insult, not to do RP or ERP-
>most important: Have fun!
Shinoa claimed
Bored.
>>678849547
>>678849548
1 post apart
Chara claimed!
>>678849213
That's something funny going on... I don't think I can tell you about it... no.. really no idea
>>678849291
Stop lying
Very slow on my part.
Nonetheless.
sachi claim
>>678849593
Here. Link to my last wall of text.
Rory claimed
Tenryuu claimed
>>678849235
>I stopped playing after giving my free ring to Tatsuta and getting her to max level.
Wow....i'm not even close to think about a marriage
At Least you tried, and that's what counts
Top Tier Ice Queen is mine.
I'm feel like I'm being tortured by an argument over specifics in faggotry. Fuck my life up tbqh fam.
>>678849002
I cannot stand anybody being hungry.
>especially not myself
Hatsuzuki claimed.
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
i'm out for today
good night good fight
still working on that make America great because i suck
Best type moon claimed.
>>678849733
Hello, how are you?
>claiming yume
always ready for your waifu legs
Claimed
>>678849791
It's pretty unnecessary tbh famalam
There is the luck that you were talking about.
Tatsuta claimed.
These internet issues are really starting to annoy me.
>>678849709
Don't worry. I learned about it early and got hooked really badly. You can play it at your own speed. Just make sure you give your ring to Tenryuu.
Just fucking come out already, why do I need to wait 3 more hours
>>678849903
What about claws?
Amy claimed. Good afternoon all.
>>678849844
Night Re-chan.
>>678849870
I'm doing alright, think I woke up too early but other than that fine. How are you?
>>678850005
>Just make sure you give your ring to Tenryuu.
I had no other plan. But hey, at least i got 2 Kai Ni's now and i'm on the way to my 3rd one
>Kiso Kai Ni OP
Sanya Claimed
Today was a day.. Just like every other day. It's not a bad thing, it just shows the continuity of life.
Green God claimed
>>678850073
Good, good just studying and binge watching House of Cards.
>>678849919
what did you mean yesterday by blocking you on steam?
>>678850024
sry not really :(
What's everyone's favorite mythical creature?
Phoenix and manticore
Claiming for Homuranon before I enter lurk mode.
- tsuzu
>>678850403
Siren or sphinx
>>678850403
Behemoth
>>678850383
Lame
>now i can see why syndra dislikes you
>>678850403
cockatrice
>>678850403
The Holstaur, obviously
>>678850073
>
>>678850403
It's the non-greedy jew and god. Maybe unicorns.
>>678849950
Yeah, I know. It's just... I honestly don't know. There's nothing I can say that I haven't already.
>>678850403
Yuki Onna
I'm gonna go slam a door on my cock to make sure my sexuality stays in check. I'll be back again one day, like always. Have a good day, /b/.
>>678850403
Old school elves
Renge rolling in late
Tell me, anon
What's your most prized possession?
>>678850383
I can see that you're online on syndras friend page yet you're not on either of my Accounts, if you had just ignored the message you'd still Show as online (i think)
Its not important though I can't manage my Steam friendlist anyway so no point collecting waifus
>>678849494
i had a waifu for awhile
she'd come over every once in awhile while her kid was staying at college.
she'd get naked as soon as she came in, put on her favorite song and start fucking me while crying. she said the song reminded her of raising her child, and motherhood. she told me it reminded her of how much she missed her child. it made her and me cum buckets.
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
>>678850812
pedo
>>678850300
Nice, at least nothing bad's happening.
>>678850403
I think this is self explanatory.
>>678850589
Breastbro for life.
>>678850812
Probably the collection of US Marine shit I got from my dad and grandpa
>>678850403
Thats a hard one.
Ima have to go with griffon.
>>678850812
My life
>and the claw
>>678850871
And now this song will be stuck in my head.
>>678850403
I see you've got the survey today shinoa bb
Going with lamia because snek is best monster waifu
>>678850906
Breastbro
Lucina claimed
>>678850259
I'd agree, if it were my birthday.
But it isn't.
I'll be celebrating today, at least. And then the next time it comes around.
>>678850577
what? i just... ugh...
>>678850821
so you are that "Olav" guy? I saw that only tenten got him on his list
>>678850179
Kiso is good. Just make sure you level a few different girls of each class. A few DDs, a few CLs...
Fubuki, Hibiki, Shigure, and Yuudachi are solid DDs. Unless anything changed since I played. If you can get Ooi and Kitakami, make sure you save them, as I believe that they are really good for certain events and/or worlds.
>>678850957
Do you actually think that Spiderman is more than one person each time?
>>678849235
>>678850005
Aye, it was quite needed.
>Your dedication
It's still not enough. Although I appreciate your kind word, I'm nowhere near as good as I feel I should be. Another 4 months until she's released, feels like I've died inside already waiting for her, but I won't stop.
>Fresh blood
Yeah, we seriously need that here. Not going to have these clowns fucking shit up come holiday season.
>Net issues
They could've slapped a filter on it too, but any one of those could be the issue. If you have another internet device though you can obviously rule out the Network card.
>Hopefully your landline isn't damaged
>Or hopefully your modem/router hasn't taken a shit
>>678850812
That's really hard, I would go with an old native american style blanket, one of the few things left from my family's time in Canada.
>>678850812
My waifu
EZ question
>>678850812
My grandfathers wedding band or my dad's urn.
>>678850812
I dont really have one. Nothing I got from my grandfather holds any significance, and I couldnt collect anything from my grandmother.
>>678850812
A little vietnamese temple thing and my life
>>678850906
A fav pic was good enough lol
>>678850812
My willpower, if I can keep going I can keep killing minorities.
>>678851091
>>678851091
Just need glasses and it's a Musashi cosplay.
Claiming permanent virginity like the rest of you fags
>>678851213
I only have syndra and Chen (i think)?
Hälst du mich etwa für nen Scammer? Sieht mein Profil so schlimm aus?
>>678850259
>>678851137
Sorry for asking, I know it is none of my business, but... Is it someone's birthday today?
Claimin' the cutest of all
>>678851657
Yes, yes it is.
>>678851540
I'm bigger than her
>>678851769
I'm assuming it's yours then? If so, happy birthday, Sanya
>>678851227
Yeah, Kako is Kai Ni'd too, and now i level up Poi. After that i'll Kai Ni Maya, because AA Cut-Ins. Then I'll go for Hibiki, and i don't need that much levels to Kai Ni her too. Shrimp is maxed out (besides the luck), and Tenryuu is needed for Submarine killing. Maybe in a few months or to her "birthday"
>>678851091
This duct tape still won't work.
>>678851769
Happy birthday
>>678851769
Oh right I forgot, happy birthday Tet.
Did you get any good presents?
>>678851657
>>678851769
Quite the coincidence. I am celebrating someone's birthday as well.
>>678851769
Yeah, happy birthday! You share it with my brother.
Claiming
>>678851861
I guess Musashi is just more inclined to show off her goods all day...
>Haruna is the smallest BB
Explains why I like her in real-life terms.
>>678850812
A necklace my sister gave me.
>>678851091
You're not supposed to use tape damnit.
MY BB
>>678852075
Yeah, let's see, 7.000.000.000 / 365 = 19 million +
>>678852075
>>678852159
>3 birthdays today
Party time today!
>>678851264
>It's still not enough
I know, man. I sometimes start to reflect on whether or not I actually am worthy of Tatsuta. Usually results in my overexerting myself as I go running, or something like that.
>feels like I've died inside already waiting for her, but I won't stop.
Don't worry. These next four months will most definitely be the most painful ones. But then when she is released and you finally get to play her; that moment is going to be like a taste of heaven.
>clowns fucking shit up come holiday season.
That sounds horrible. I can't imagine how much of a shitfest any holiday season can turn out to be when you are working with incompetent people.
>Internet bullshit
No filter. I live in Sweden and have a fiber optic connection. It's just that I know that there have been a few problems in the networks in the surrounding cities. I'm hoping that these are some temporary hiccups.
>>678851981
Sounds like you've got a solid plan regarding your girls. Poi gets her Kai Ni the fastest out of all the DDs I believe, which is pretty nice. Although she always did enjoy eating enemy fire whenever I used her.
I remember leveling Maya was a pain for whatever arbitrary reason. Also, not having Tatsuta as my flagship took away a bit of fun. But, alas, flagship receives more experience.
>Increasing luck was so boring
>>678852445
>Bucket is already out
Claimed
>>678852480
Not for me.
>>678852443
>numbers
Never was good with them. Why I studied philology in the first place. To avoid those dreaded things.
>>678852480
And mine is tomorrow!
>>678852797
Not really meant to be critical. It's an often overlooked fact there's more than 20 million birthdays a day.
>>678852556
Yeah, it's pretty hard to level CAs, and Maya needs to be Lv. 75 to get her Kai Ni, but the equipment is worth the pain, since it triggers AA Cut-Ins pretty much everytime (and the fact that i don't own a Hatsuzuki). Kongou Kai Ni will get a bit tricky, and i need to level up Chitose so i can get those sweet 30x12cm rocket launchers. I know what i do, and when i get a decent fleet, i'll level up Tenryuu to LV. 99
>>678853118
Kill me
>>678853557
Thank you.
sorry that sucks i was not happy with the hats and hair
>>678853281
Hey, your artist drew a NSFW version of the commission too?
>Clash of tiddies
Oh, and my comission is accepted, but sadly not from your artist. But the other one is pretty good too.
>>678853409
>>678853632
What's wrong Syndra?
>>678852006
>>678851929
>>678852159
>>678851137
I thank you.
>>678852014
I got something, but not much. Not that it really matters, birthdays aren't about the presents after all.
>>678853649
It's fine, better than if I made it
>>678852797
Booooo!
Don't be like that!
>>678853005
Oh snap!
The party never ends!
>>678853409
With a pommel?
>Emi
>>678853683
Yeah, that one was free.
That's good, which artist did you go with?
>>678853910
>>678853719
You're welcome. But you sound rather down. I'm guessing not many people remembered?
>hugs either way
Don't worry, We'll always be here
>>678853228
Yeah. Maya is a needy girl. But to be fair, I leveled Kongou and her sisters to 99/97/95/99. I also got Yamato to 99, and Bismarck to 90-something. I'm fairly sure that those levels are correct.
>>678853683
Commission?
>happening.mov
Any idea when it'll be completed?
>>678853867
Don't want to get emotional, but today is not exactly a happy day for me.
>>678853170
Maybe we should have a break. Stop shitting out babies for once, and maybe we wouldn't be so overcrowded in here.
I urge those of you who are interested to hear the song of my people:
https://youtu.be/RpZ8umpz42c
>>678851620
Nö aber Fremde die mich adden sind immer verdächtig bis ich was genaueres weiß
>>678853409
I won't let you die as long as i am alive!
>>678853845
yeah i just had to cut so much hair
>>678854254
Forget I said anything then
>Sorry
Damn you Kurumi, I gotta wait 9 hours
>>678854124
It's not that people didn't remember, many did. It's more like they didn't need to. It's not a significant day, it's a day like every other day. Nothing special.
>>678854254
Eugenics would be better.
Make as many babies as possible.
Kill all the shitty ones.
.... what?
I'm German...
>>678853909
Thank you.
>>678854056
That would be the best choice
>>678854317
Here, have some of my
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1X39OhX6FY
>>678854353
Its too late
>>678850487
Hai there qt
>>678854353
Just out of curiosity, what keyboards do you use in germany? Im guessing not QWERTY.
>>678854547
Ayy
What did I miss?
>>678854353
Dann adde halt nur den 2. ACC der ist official
>i have to watch Captcha load the images now
>>678854426
I screwed you there, have one with less hair if you want to take another shot, thank you regardless
>>678854500
You don't have to wait for those dubs though
>>678854648
>German
I'm Greek. Soooo gibe monies?
>>678854448
It's alright, you couldn't have known, and it's almost been a decade. I think I'm kind of over it by now.
>>678854754
That pic
>>678854909
Checked n kek'd
>>678854119
I ggo with this artist:
http://daybreaks0.deviantart.com/
It looks decent enough imo
. Let's see if he can turn my commission into that what i had in mind
>>678854238
I still want my Z1 so i can get this pretty german BB.
>Commission?
>Any idea when it'll be completed?
Not really, the artist said it needs it's time, plus that he's working on something before he starts drawing mine. And it's only 1 person for now, but a nicely Tenryuu x Tatsuta and a nice Tenryuu x Atago pic will happen.....i think
>>678854950
pay debts
>>678854505
I see. Hmm, that's fine too, but why do you still seem so down?
>>678854790
Our Z and Y are swapped around, we also have Ö Ä Ü keys, so the whole layout of punctuation is different.
<3
>>678852556
>Worth
The endless struggle of proving yourself worthy is one we both tread.
>Taste in heaven
That's all that's keeping me going honestly. Both in SFV and otherwise. Especially since all of my buddies are not looking forward to her release, because that means "anti-fun" rounds and many assbeatings are sure to come like the old days of SSFIV
>They say this jokingly, but they still say it's true kek
>Incompetence
During the early months in the year it's not so big an issue because there's less work and a smaller influx of customers, but come October is when we enter holiday season and our work quadruples, so someone fucking up means I basically have more work to do.
>Swedish internet
Ah, I see. Sounds like a better setup honestly, must be hella nice. In that case, perhaps it's just some maintenance or downtime. If it lasts longer then a day or so I'd start asking questions.
>>678854754
OK
Can I get your Corpse?
>>678854790
No its actually qwertz
>>678854898
Das ESL ding?
>>678854909
DEM LEGS MAN!
>>678854790
We use QWERTZ, plus our special Ä Ö Ü and ß keys.
>>678855063
>Deviantart
I didn't know you wanted furry
>>678854790
QWERTZ, the German Version with ä ö ü ß, i think there's a Scandinavia Variation with their special letters too
>>678854883
Titties.
>>678854948
>>678855063
Looks like a good artist.
>>678855118
It might be just the way i talk, i am sorry. Im not feeling down right now.
>>678854950
S-sure. Just tell your descendants to give it back some time or something, or maybe exterminate the Turks.
That would be more than enough repayment for everything, really.
>>678855335
I'm a foot fag and I love it
>>678855418
Usually called QWERTY nordic with special letters like æøå
>>678855354
>ß
Almost forgot.
- tsuzu
>>678855442
oooh, okay then! I think your pictures just made me think that you seem down hehe
>Chara
>>678855335
Das war ein schlechter Scherz, der ACC ist ziemlich sinnfrei
-Jibril
>>678854754
That's softer than anything I usually listen to but really cool. What language?
>renge
>>678855392
SW, i took a non-furry artist. This is what his commssion text says:
"Things I won't do:
>BL and yaoi stuff
>furry
>gore
Too bad for the last point, i enjoy my gore, but 100% furry free.
>>678855868
I know, just shitposting a little because I'm a weeb who primarily uses Pixiv.
>>678855497
>>678855063
>pay denbts
>kill Turks
You're not giving me much room for failure here. How about a life time's supply of Gyro's?
new thread
New Tats approved thread
>>678856582
>>678856582
>>678856582
![[anon intensifies].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1456/694/1456694442288.jpg "[anon intensifies]")
