When he slips you a roofie.
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>When he slips you a roofie.
>when he don't need no roofie cos u love him
>When no one loves you so you sit home all day.
>>678826689
Wouldn't HE have to love you for the roofie to not be necessary?
>>678826540
Shenanigans happen.
hey nibi
>>678826252
I have one of the corsair watercoolers
>when you are 8\10 on the outside and 2\10 on the inside
>when you make him breakfast in bed after a month away at sea
>when ya horse bf come 2 visit
>>678826863
it goes both ways
duh
Virginia sucks.
Why do you always say hey to me.
i read that as virginity
>>678825738
It has an i7 processor. 223GB in C:, and 2.72 TB in D: and that's all I can be bothered to remember right now. I think it was about £1.4k actually.
>>678826051
I'm not the one walking around in my undies.
>>678826970
make him pancakes
>>678826978
Heh
if only it worked that way.
I say hey to most people
>>678826935
>8/10
>Doubt
>>678827084
and you cant remember the most important part?
>>678827115
it does in my experience
i guess my bf is just the best ever
>>678827091
he prefers a full english in a tortilla wrap
ideally two of them
>>678826935
Most people are 2/10 on the inside. Insides don't have nice bums.
>>678827187
Heh, I'm a perfect 10 x
>>678827237
Not to be cliche here but, how do you know?
>>678827237
Which is?
>>678827445
in public so I can't strip off, but I'll try and find a pic of me
>>678827306
Okay, 7\10
But some people said that I am, and I quote, "handsome af", so I have my reasons to believe what I believe.
>>678827306
Unfortunately, yes.
>>678827084
But they're so comfy!
Also gymbunny flatmate has a great booty.
>>678827302
damn son i have problems eating more than one pancake
>>678827399
because i do
i know him very well. maybe better than he knows himself sometimes.
>>678827454
GPU
>>678827556
ok post it
doubt you are a 10
>Cockwizard eats like a bird.
>>678827794
same, i normally just have a banana for breakfast
>>678827794
>because i do
Okay fine enough, but I can't say I haven't heard that before. And I'd be surprised if you haven't.
>>678827930
lol like "worms"?
>>678827794
GeForce GTX 980
>>678827787
No idea who that is.
>>678828198
Hey man
Nommings was alright
Sorry for delay
>>678828205
>>678828205
I have a spit roast fantasy.
I would love it if two of my friends filled me from both ends.
>>678827930
i do
im glad tho. i guess i eat as much as i need to eat. keeps me lookin like a fag.
>>678828031
i hate bananas
i used to like them but now i hate them. i should eat more fruit but its always such effort. everything apart from bananas always has some secret technique to eating it. you cant just shove it in your mouth
>>678828181
yea but most people are shitty at life. especially relationships. i have mine sorted.
>>678828294
fair enough then
>>678828365
berries nigga, just fill your face with the fuckers
>when your cute bf sleeps over
>>678828324
ffffff
>>678828449
that's a good idea. i fucking love blueberries
>>678828365
I eat like everything and im skinny and small. Im not that toned though because I dont work out much.
>>678828373
Pics
>>678828294
You've not heard the term "gym bunny" before?
It's just someone fond of the gym.
>>678827445
>>678827794
thought i had nude pics, but apparently not
so
>>678828647
Nice hair, looks like mine.
>>678828647
and it auto rotated
anyone know how to fix
(excuse hair in this one, it poofed up and i didn't notice until literally right now)
>>678828579
blueberries, strawberries, brambles, all good shit
speaking of which, i have some brambles in the fridge, time to see if theyre still edible
>>678828365
>yea but most people are shitty at life. especially relationships, i have mine sorted.
I'm sure, most of them think this as well.
I'm not trying to be a dick, but I'm sure you give little fucks.
Nap time.
>>678828365
Yet to have someone scream "hurr durr that's shit you casual" or something along those lines. Always a good sign.
>>678828465
> tfw that's happening right now
>>678828599
Not that up to speed with a lot of gay terms.
>>678828583
Pics of what exactly
>>678828324
no problem. what'd you nom on?
>>678828761
He gives the best fucks! :3
I got a video of this pansexual slut cumming. He wanted me to pay him for it but gave it or free when I turned him down. I cant load gif on here, too big.
Grant me the strength to get out of warm bed and make webm on computer.
>>678828828
You
>>678828906
I foresaw this as I hit submit lol.
>>678828823
Get more gay!
>>678829015
Which part of my body are you interested in seeing
>>678828967
If its some kind of ugly trap dont bother
>>678828836
~
>>678828904
Cat foods
>>678829137
FAVRITE HAT
>>678829204
>cum in hair
why even
>>678829137
Face
>>678829157
Why the negativity. Has anon been mean to you?
>>678829157
Nah, its a 19 twink boy, but its just a video of his cock cumming.
Hes got a big dick for being a sub slut.
Though cut dicks are kinda ugly.
>>678829313
More time in shower
![6c659f14-d5ce-4274-9631-ce2a957bbe6a[1].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1460/389/1460389906250.jpg "6c659f14-d5ce-4274-9631-ce2a957bbe6a[1]")
>>678829204
this is mine
but i am not him
>>678829204
If you wanted me to tip my fedora for you then I have bad news - I don't wear hats. Except for when it's cold outside.
>>678829328
That's too private.
But maybe if you provide a throwaway mail and promise not to post it anywhere then maybe I will send it.
>>678828647
>>678828734
i cant tell shit from these pics
but from what i can see you dont sound like a 10
>>678828752
i gotta eat some shit too
>>678828761
yea and most people are retarded
i know for a fact im not
>>678828823
well yea its pretty decent its just mid/high tier gaming pc
nothing over the top but nothing shitty either
>>678828906
<3
Furries are not nice
>>678829470
:D
My favrite hat is one i got at anime con, nyanko sensei from natsume yuujincho headhat with paw mittens attached. Also useable as hat + scarf.
>>678829580
>perfect skin
>great hair
>perfect figure
>not a 10
what, are you into niggers?
>>678829513
Got a skype?
>>678829513
Thats lame. Get a cat hat. Or other cute animal hat.
I got pic related for my friends birthday two years ago. She loves whales
>>678829513
Post chest then.
>>678829720
Face/ass/belly/hair/skin determines 10/10
>>678829733
Yes
>>678829785
Why wear a hat indoors
>>678829720
i cant fucking see anything from the pic
all i can see is
shitty long hair that im not into
cant tell a thing about the skin cos i can see a tiny little bit of it
>perfect figure
literally cant tell a thing about the figure from that pic
take better pics if you want attention
>>678829580
Only retarded people dont think they're retarded.
>>678829875
so you can see hair, skin and (shape of) belly
face I don't post because I know people on here and they might see it in a fur thread
as for ass, for some reason no nudes on phone, will post when home
>>678829982
where did you get a silly idea like that?
>>678829903
Because its adorable?
Id post my cathat but only have a picture of it on me. I could black my face but you guys are photoshop wizards
>>678829903
add ruffwaski
>>678829982
Thanks anon, I was gonna let him know.
>>678829996
no
we cant see shape of belly at all. all we know is its not massive. that's it
>>678830106
It ain't adorable you jew.
>>678830173
alright
well it's flat and smooth
as I said
>>678829996
>no nudes on phone, will post when home
>>678830106
This is what my cat hat looks like on an asian.
Motherfucking adorable
This is now a hat thread.
>>678830124
You wake up everyday thinking youre retarded?
>>678830364
You know it b
>>678830262
Fuck off bareheadfag
>>678830284
flat?
so not toned or a nice shape or anything? just flat?
fucking trash
>>678830106
If I had someone I could wear it for, maybe I would consider it.
>>678830121
Done.
>>678830455
Well I ain't bald nigga. I've got a head of hair that I don't want covered by a stupid hat.
>>678830457
Why so fucking aggressive?
>>678830457
similar to this
nobody here is cuter than me tbh
>>678830364
Sometimes, i thought i fucked up big twice yesterday with a qt femboi i met online. First that i said something wrong and he got mad at me and then that i said something really wrong for reals and he was actually just away from his phone and couldnt reply.
I was D: irl, i thought he was gonna hate me for sure and how i was so retarded always ruining my own chances at things.
>>678830570
But how do you get all the ladies without hat? You need to tip it everytime!!
>>678830716
Well I agree, Self. You are quite cute.
>>678830654
>similar
I still dont see your body, just some other's belly
>>678830635
because when people claim they are 10/10 and cant prove it i think its bullshit.
>>678830654
so avg twink tier. not 10/10
>>678830716
You are YUKKY
>>678830482
I have the cat hat for situations like post related: >>678830723
When i get into an elevated state of emotion, willingly wearing such a dorky hat helps me settle down.
Wore it to work while depressed yesterday, wasnt so depressed.
>>678830863
because
I am still
not home
>>678830889
depends on what you class as 10/10
>>678830756
Bitch, I don't go to the ladies. The ladies come to me. They be all like "so I herd you got that D?" And I just wink and nod.
>>678830723
I guess youre right to think youre retarded, tho most fembois are so irrational sometimes they just enjoy being dramaqueens
>>678830828
thank you
>>678830895
no u
>>678830968
i class cute boys who put effort into their look as 10/10
not just "im slim so im hot"
flat bellies doesn't = 10/10
its all in the details
>>678830930
Lol?
>>678831030
Nooo. I was the one being dramatic. He had an irl emergency and i was just being a retard.
>>678830889
So not agreeing with someones self image is enough to turn you into a salty dog?
>>678830984
Bitch i aint no bitch, youre the bitch, bitch
>>678831235
I dont deal with my emotions like a proper human being. So they stack up and i get man periods...
>>678831089
Dont be salty
>>678831304
I can assume youre kinda young then as well. Its kinda understandable to have such reactions when youre not experienced
>>678831195
I never said I don't put in effort, cuck
it takes a lot to stay looking like this past 25
>>678828734
gauging from what I can see you're at most a 5/10 for face
>>678831442
Use the butt-tampon, gurl!
>>678831331
Alright, listen here bitch. You call me a bitch, and that gets me bitchy but that don't make me a bitch you dirty bitch. I bet my bitch could beat your bitch ass. So before you call me a bitch watch your own bitch ass. Ya got that?
>>678831480
Yeaaah a looooot!
>>678831539
they're not the best angle, but I'm still not gonna post my face in here.
>>678831584
Gee what a bitch...
>>678831306
nah I'm just not a fan of attentionwhores who cant prove anything
trying to convince people on 4chan you are 10/10 is just silly. especially without proof.
when i post my pics i just post them.. and people can rate them however they want. im not gonna hang around defending it like "WELL NO AKTUALLY IF U LOOK CLOSELY U CAN SEE IM AKTUALLY 10/10"
>>678831480
yea i bet it does take a lot of work to look avg past 25
good for you. but why claim you are a 10/10?
cuck.
this is 4chan not your personal hugbox
when you post bullshit people call you out on it. its what happens. don't be mad.
>>678831642
Yeah. A lot.
>>678831467
im not. why would I be
>>678831718
>yea i bet it does take a lot of work to look avg past 25
>good for you. but why claim you are a 10/10?
I go by other peoples opinions, bud
I'm not here to impress you
>>678831718
Fair enough. But no need to pick on someone when they are clearly insecure.
>>678831472
I'm 22, they're 22. we're both dorks..
>>678831808
if you aren't here to impress people then why are you trying so fucking hard?
you aren't one of those guys who gets attention from 4chan and then thinks they are hot right?
here's a pro tip. people have low standards. a few compliments doesn't make you 10/10
its sad that you think it does.
>>678831911
yea i guess so. i am being kinda mean but EH
its sorta my thing to not put up with bullshit.
>>678831726
Dude im look like that at 24 without doing shit
>>678831680
Granted it's not the best angle, but I can guess your facial structure and does not bode well. If I had to guess you have a similar structure to Clark Duke
>>678831718
>he literally gives a shit about the topic at hand
WHY?
>>678832076
>if you aren't here to impress people then why are you trying so fucking hard?
You think this is trying hard?
>>678832100
>If I had to guess you have a similar structure to Clark Duke
very much wrong
>>678832075
Ah well i thought you were younger... Come on now get it together boi
>>678827312
X=0.5
>>678832235
X may be 0.5, but x certainly isn't
>>678832128
i don't really give a shit i just like telling people when they are being retarded
>>678832212
yea you are are defending yourself pretty hard there.
if you stop posting ill be impressed
but you wont. you gotta defend that fragile self esteem, right?
>>678828734
miles from a 10.
i agree with 5/10
oyo boyo
>>678832475
Sup!
>>678832382
>yea you are are defending yourself pretty hard there
someone says something incorrect
i explain why they are incorrect
not difficult
>>678832382
>if you stop posting ill be impressed
>but you wont. you gotta defend that fragile self esteem, right?
Might help to mention I get off on being insulted
>>678832425
oh look, another cuck into niggers
>>678832563
getting high before i go back to class
yourself?
>>678832212
>very much wrong
Can't be taken as truth, unless proven otherwise.
>>678832690
still not posting my face in a fur thread
>>678832675
Still in bed cus no school today for me
>>678832785
lucky you
>>678832566
>someone says they don't think you are very hot
>you tell them why they are wrong
wew lad you sure are retarded
>i get off on being insulted
are you trans then?
you sure sound like a mentally ill wreck
>>678832872
Yeah lucky me! But i'll have to go tomorow and i hope i can wake up in time
>>678832934
not trans, no, just mentally ill
>>678833008
Could be worse then i guess
>>678832934
also not retarded, just saying what I can to keep people targeting me
>>678832745
post your chest then like i asked.
>>678832745
Ok, but I think I've seen your face before and boy do you not look like a 7-8 more like a 6 absolute max.
>>678833175
Sure, when I get home, still at costa
>>678833214
I've never posted my face anywhere, so
>>678832991
no late night pokemon for you!
>>678833008
so why haven't the authorities put you down yet?
turn yourself in.
>>678833143
I don't believe that you get off on being insulted
i think you want compliments. but when you don't get them you pretend it was your plan all along to make yourself look pathetic.
>>678833257
Best be leaving that shit cafe quick smart.
>>678832991
set a couple alarms
>>678833393
nah, I do get off on insults
I like compliments still, but they don't do much for my dick
>>678833257
better be in the next thread since this one is hitting cap quickly.
>>678833535
its sad if you think i actually believe this
save it for someone who hasn't heard all this snowflakery before.
>>678833317
Conjecture at best. However I think I've seen pictures that have a very similar resemblance to of those that you've posted, if I'm right you're a 6.
>>678833698
post i made on a different chan:
>My ultimate fantasy is to give myself to someone, heart, body and mind, everything I have and everything I am. But not just anyone; I want someone who can take me apart piece by piece, who can, and will, destroy me with a single act, word, or disapproving glance. I want to surrender everything I have to someone, bare my soul to them, become infinitely vulnerable, and to be accepted, then consumed.
I like insults.
Sometimes a man just needs 9 1/2 hours of sleep.
>>678833834
tldr
go be mentally ill and unattractive somewhere else
>>678833931
But you're here, anon
>>678833834
I've seen those words before.
>>678833911
are you implying thats a lot?
>>678833834
>>678833911
hey chicken
>>678834043
yeah, on 8, on the kink thread, where I posted them last night
>>678834079
For me it is! I have done 14 hours before.
>>678834094
Good morning
anyway; time to head home
look out for ass&chest in next thread
>>678834106
Gonna be honest, Dont't remember being on 8 last night... or ever. That place just feels like reddit to me.
>>678834689
no?
's the only place I've posted it
new thread?
Where's everyone from? just curious. I'm in ny city, chillin with rats and an ever growing population of asians.
>>678834362
is that the max you've done?
>>678834953
uk. chillin here with my daily dose of rain
>>678834873
You sure you didn't pull that one out of the nether? I never go on 8 and I swear I heard this ~2 months ago
