Waifu claiming thread.
>out claw related things to say
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Kazuki Claimed
>>678813826
Guess who?
Miho claimed
eyyyy
Kuuderest kuudere claimed.
>>678813889
>1 off
>>678813826
mandatory cc claim
Kazuki claimed
Claimed
Im not here.
>>678814236
Are you sure?
>>678813960
I'll make a note of this injustice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP90Wnj0LTo
Alright! Time for Renge's daily survey!
Let's see... In the spirit of our holy nyanpasu, what's your favorite breakfast food?
>>678814236
https://youtu.be/lAF8D0ugyVk
>>678813889
>Desu dresses modestly
I like this
>>678814462
Lunch.
~
>>678814349
>>678814496
Fine.... Just wait 30 or so minutes
>>678814462
Tea
>>678814353
Its funny cuz the romanization translates into desu noto. But whose name will you write? (Or will you just spam desu?)
>>678814462
Easy, cereal.
>>678814462
coffee cakes and coffee
>>678814462
Crumpets with a mug of English Breakfast or Earl Grey
>>678814634
Wait, you're kidding now right, you dont actually have tea for breakfast?
clmd
>>678814462
chocolate
or coco pops (chocolate still)
>>678814732
I got several other memes for this. so I went with the friendly one.
P.S. ~desu
>>678814929
Who doesn't have tea for breakfast?
i havent watched ergo proxy yet
>hate me
>>678815164
>ergo proxy
that anime sucks.
>>678815045
I dont know anyone who does it... Until five mins ago, i guess.
>>678815164
Its on my top 3 fav. You're not losing much unless you like pretentious shit that you wont understand until you google about it.
>>678815164
Me neither, friend.
>>678815045
Me. I usually just grab something quick like some yogurt and granola and run with it. Ideally I'm an all star at waho. I'm from ATL, sue me.
>>678815266
Where you live is really weird then
>>678815266
i might go watch it today
>>678814462
Does "nothing" count?
>>678814960
any progress on the Fresh Princess of Desu
Official thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7GObEWKTwA
>>678814236
>>678814634
isn't she already zed's cockslut?
>>678815353
I guess... even juice on breakfast is rare here, pretty much everyone drinks milk.
>>678815371
Cheers! Other than being mind blown the only thing you can expect is to not be able to expect anything.
>>678815517
Are you serious? Even when i wake up super late i always take something fast to eat, if i dont eat BF i will feel super sick.
This ship is of Hatsuzuki anon property.
(And mine)
>>678815700
Which country, senpaii?
>>678815773
I was just catching up with the thread, actually.
Naps were a mistake.
Although I'm fine, I think I hit about the optimum level with those 40 Minutes or so.
>>678815668
I dont tink thats cannon
>>678815700
Im lazy.
And eaven if i get something its usualy jus coffee or tea.
>>678815517
It counts but you should really eat something, Kazuki. I figure it's easier to keep your day going right if it starts out that way.
A follow-up thought here - are all the tea drinkers brits? I feel like that's something that would happen there.
>>678815629
I gotta re-watch rozen maiden first.
That way I can make a truly great bait and switch pasta. rather than a word swap.
I've got like 8 other things inline for the desu treatment.
probably have it done in a week.
That's providing uni don't desu me.
I feel like I've awoken from a coma.
>Best sadistic fighter claimed
>>678815668
or zed's shadow at least
>>678815664
Nah.
https://youtu.be/g9RPGfK0eVE
>>678815988
I await eagerly. Best wishes
>>678815890
>>678815964
Portugal. And i think Syndra is latvian.
>>678815908
Naps never bring anything good to me either. Unless im too stoned and thats the only thing i can do too help myself. (But this didnt happen for years)
>>678816094
Dat ass
>>678816140
You will be the first to see my new wall of text.
I aim to purge mobile users.
They are either 12, or -1 bump limit.
>>678815517
Hey do you think they will make another season for C3 or no?
>>678816361
>Dat ass
is flat
>>678816314
I think it was something with the weather. I just felt kinda comfy, I guess.
But now after awaking might existence is a living nightmare of anger and despair.
jk
I'm fine.
>>678816618
Mami-san what are you doing?
>>678816731
>might
my
>this shit makes no sense
>>678816314
Portuguese weirdo
>>678816461
<3
>>678816457
whoa, we got an internet criminal taking a virtual hangout hostage
what ever will I do
im drowning in cringe
>>678816618
Stop right there, desu.
Now wiggle it, just a lil bit.
>>678814462
Eggs fried on lard with chili peppers, garlic and bear leek.
>>678816934
L-Lewd.
>hugs
>>678816952
You'd uninstall clover, and not look back.
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With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki.
~
>>678816731
Gee you need more rest, counting on those typos.
Weather here today is weird, sun is shining but wind is blowing with the force of a thousand airhorns.
>>678816915
I will have you know that im proud of my country culture and History. (But not its current state.)
So where are you from?
>>678816603
I dont tink so.
>>678817148
im not using clover im on desktop
there's more than 1 other person on the internet
>>678813826
Bro get a resl girl. Wtf these are lil girls , cartoons of lil girls.
The creep is strong within you.
>>678817279
If you were post an picture, what's the bet the file name will be image.
>>678817392
yup thats right only the regs can break the rules and not be shit on
>>678817169
I guess it's often windy there and warm?
Considering it's coastal I guess it's not too dry but not too humid either?
The weather here is a little unpredictable, but we don't really get any sort of extreme weather often.
>>678816934
>whoring your own waifu out on /b/ like this
This is why I hate these threads.
>>678817089
Least let me get dressed first. <3
kagami claim before work
What the fuck did I walk back into
I'm headed to work, brb
>>678817571
You do not sound very comfortable with you're waifus sexuality.
>>678817504
>
Yeah basically.
>but muh rules
Claimed, i keep getting destroyed in SFV feel my feel for me bros. I want to throw a tantrum.
>>678817761
Yes, of course I am. I just don’t like the thought of others fucking her. I'm no NTR loving cuck like you faggots.
>>678817169
Britistan
>>678817619
But your bare skin is so smooth. <3
>>678817824
I already beat you to it anon, try again. I'll fight you in SFV though.
>>678817666
Where do you work? Also nice satanic trips
>>678817504
>>678817770
It's not really true. No real problem with 1lewd if you want to post that (which you shouldn't want 99% of the time).
I'm not really seeing anybody posting 2lewd without negative responses or ridicule.
>>678817770
the regs of waifu seem to think that this is a private board. as if its heresy if anyone else wonders in and try to join the family. and once you do get in its nothing but hostility from the members themselves you dont even need trolls to be here
>>678817512
>I guess it's often windy there and warm?
Yea the weather in average is good enough to make a lot of countries jealous. But the wind today is on the extreme side.
>Considering it's coastal I guess it's not too dry but not too humid either?
In the zone where i live the dry/humidity is just perfect, but im like 3 hours away from the coast, by car.
We get extreme weathers at the beggining of Spring, literally on 1st day of spring this year it was sunny and 5 mins. later it was hailing heavily.
>>678813826
:^)
>>678816461
>>678816618
>>678816934
>>678817089
>>678817619
>Did I really spent my break at uni for this?
>>678817620
Still your a faggot.
Faggotry on chan has been proven to correlate with the wider availability of "smart phones".
For the greater good.
Tho that filename is still suspect.
>[]
not ()
>>678818025
satan trips confirm my job, military, i fix chinooks for a living, what about you?
More lewd ass
>>678818053
>hailing heavily
We can't do this anymore in Germany.
But yeah, I can imagine you have a bit of a thunderstorm problem occasionally.
>>678817956
No bullying <3
>>678817961
10 straight drug induced hours playing i'm good for now thanks though. I have work in 4 hours too and i haven't slept. Getting crushed by a stupid fucking ryu was the last straw i'm a mess right now.
>>678818156
I'm working as a bloody barista until I go to uni
>>678818090
Wanna join?
>>678818042
Except for Mary Rose... but thats her trait and she only does it on trips / quads.
>>678818042
>Lewds are always out of the question for me
>Not to most others though
I don't really care, but I have seen anons bashed for it, or for posting one and being blamed for "starting it", usually later on in the day.
>>678818047
Most oldfags believe this in general.
>>678818139
this is just funny
>thinks anonymous posters need to answer to him
>thinks he can make a difference
bring it at full force. if ur gunna spam, fucking spam
>>678818248
that sounds pretty fun actually...what are you majoring in at university?
>>678818357
Film Production
>No bully please
Y'all gotta problem
>>678818258
Not until I hear what I'm expecting.
>>678818248
Everyone likes baristas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYpdhE1uG1Y
>>678818457
Who doesn't?
>>678818481
I'm a bloke though
>>678818228
I'm about to try my hand again at Survival Hell mode. Made it to round 68 last time. Well if I see you around add me, these hands practice and bleed daily for my waifu.
>>678818330
I doesn't really bother me either, although 2lewd is grose, man.
>unless it's really good
>>678818223
I'm sorry. I was being too aggressive. I love you <3
>>678818431
naw i don't mind what you major in, it's what you wanna do, sounds like fun though, i can't say i met someone that was going into film
Im back.
>>678814929
Yes. Only tea.
>>678815668
Only in the eyes of fanfic writers.
>>678818072
kek needs posted on /pol/
>>678818457
I kinda like draw threads tho. Atleast they are mildly creative and pretty entertaining when done right.
>>678818215
>hailing heavily
>We can't do this anymore in Germany.
Its not like its a bad thi... oh, i see what you did there.
Once in a while yes.
>>678818465
There are so many things I'm sure you want to hear. So many.
But would you settle for ananas?
>>678818615
No i just didn't want to be bullied. <3
>>678818618
Hopefully it'll be a lot better than what I originally tried majoring in. I want to become a cinematographer
>>678818330
the oldfags are nothing but a bunch of inbred morons. they want a thriving community but dont want anyone new to join. the popularity is SOLELY based on your Waifu. Are you from WoWs? automatically liked. big tits? automatically popular. they call a lot of us cancer, but the oldfags are ruining waifu by thinking its theirs and theirs alone
>>678818650
Interesting. I was surprised because here people either drink milk or coffee for breakfast. No juice, no tea, no nothing special.
Speaking of tea i bought cinnamon + pear flavoured a while ago, lets see if its any good.
>>678818880
I have been here for like a week these guys seem chill
>>678818768
I shouldn't be in here right now but I'll settle for ananas.
I'd like to hear ask you something, but not right now.
Try to be around in about 10 hours.
>>678818457
>describes /b/
>mfw repying
you forgot to add stoner threads
>>678818968
Same. I've been here 5 days and no one has complained
>>678818650
hi syndra, how do you do? peppermint??
>>678818336
Shit anon. give me time to rebuild lost past, lost images.
plus I shouldn't even be here for a month.
This conversation bores me.
All you have is egging on.
Get a thing for yourself. Shit, banana is more interesting to talk with than you.
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>>678818569
I haven't even touched anything else outside of ranked but that sounds difficult. You must be excited juri is coming out in a few months, it will be a glorious time. What's your cfn qt so we can play later.
>>678818865
what was your original major? if you don't mind me asking
>>678818880
Lolwat? Theres like 5 big tit lovers on /waifu/.
>>678818759
Third time's the charm.
>>678819050
Sure. I will definitely try.
>>678818880
no to mentioned how oldfags spam threads made by waifus they hate. its all true. you know spiderman is a regular here? some of this spam only shows up when certain waifus do keep a look out, youll notice patterns
>>678819194
>I'd like to hear ask you something
I'm surprised you understood.
>>678818880
This made me genuinely lol.
Guess you've seen them through...
>>678819222
I like to talk shit to Shinobu-fags, does that count?
Maybe you should get thicker skin.
Alright, guys. I have work. See you all later. May God guide you well.
>>678818843
Okay, sorry if I hurt you. <3
>>678818047
Most of the problems here have been cause by the fact that this was a too accepting community.
>>678819129
wait what!!!! Juri isn't in SFV at lanch or even now?!!?!!
>>678819296
My grandma is full Korean so broken English is like a second language to me.
>>678819163
Electrical engineering. But I have to go so If you see Christ-chan just pick up where we left off
going to work....see ya guys later
>>678818966
>i dont have a problem
>>678819108
Lime blossom.
Hint: i mostly drink peppermint closer to night.
>>678819222
Spider Man shows up every now and then.
but i really doubt that its any of the older anons spamming the threads.
>>678819400
>>678819490
Bye
>>678819452
Why haven't you left me yet, Ananas?
You certainly know what I did.
Good morning everyone.
ive been coming here for a while and i might be considered an olfag but im tired of what waifu has become. it has nothing to do with the community being to accepting, there are rules follow them and everything is fine. its the people who think they own the place the ones who think theyre entitled.
you think your friends with a waifu? just wait until theyre having a private conversation they arent so nice
>>678819706
Good morning
>>678818614
>Really good
I agree. That's rare in /waifu/ though, to me at least.
>>678819129
I'm only sitting at 500 LP on ranked, I stopped climbing because I have a lack of drive right now.
>Juri was the only character I played in SSFIV
>13,000 online matches
I've been placeholding Ken because some of his inputs are similar to Juri(the QCB+Kick commands)so he's what I'm using for now.
>But I just can't motivate myself to fight online without my Juri
>She's perfection to me
My cfn should be RaiphXIV, let's spar sometime.
>>678819706
Morning.
>>678819672
?
>>678819706
Morning Hamakaze
>>678819438
She's DLC, Guile, balrog, ibuki and juri are all coming out this season. She's not in the base game but you can buy her with fight money once she comes out.
>>678819763
No one will take your qq seriously unless you show us who you are.
>>678819408
>>678819556
oops, here you go
v v v
>>678819763
i know it sounds silly but there are waifus who will spam these thread to "cleanse" them. to rid them of the "cancer"
Aight, I'm at work. How's everyone's morning going?
>>678819672
Hmm?
Oh know you've got me excited.
What oh what could little Ruri-Chan do to earn my animosity?
Find out in 10 hours.
>>678819763
Who cares? This is a circlejerk, not real life. Stop taking it so seriously and stop acting like it is real life.
I'm off, cya's tomorrow.
~
>>678819408
No...sleepy
>>678819802
How are you Kazuki?
>>678819833
Is it time for tea?
>>678819886
Good morning!
>>678820009
Its been pretty good if I do say so myself. I'm at school waiting for the bells to ring so that means I have time to kill
>>678819802
fite me ye one-armed skank
>>678819819
I'll play with you later tonight if you're still around. i have to figure out how to get some sleep before work at the moment though, i really shouldn't even be posting but whatever i guess.
>>678819974
the second i do ill be kicked from the group ostracized and spammed.
>>678820075
is that why you guys spend 90% of your life on here
>>678819763
I'm kinda conflicted about gossip.
On one hand I don't care in the slightest; on the other hand I like reading funny things.
I've never seen a lot of talking behind peoples backs going on here.
And I'm almost disappointed about that.
>>678820061
The plot thickens.
>>678820005
I haven't herd of anything like that going on.
But its possible.
Do you have any suspects?
>>678820009
Shouldn't you be working?
>>678820079
Bye Desu
>>678820117
Always.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJM-jof0wUQ
(damn your so hot)
>>678820295
it doesnt go on here there are secret IM groups
>>678820339
Also there's literally three Tomoko fags ITT
>>678819928
how many characters are missing from 4 to 5?
>>678820117
Im doing alright, just bored at work as usual.
>>678820168
I don't think you can handle the claw
>>678820393
Bring me a screenshot of something somebody said about me then.
Could be entertaining.
I don't care about any names or whatever.
this thread lmao not even a beta faggot XD
>>678820200
Very well then. Also if you're going to claim Juri as well, just keep your filenames different so people here can tell the difference.
Idk if you're getting off now or soon, but have a good day in any case.
>Great taste
>>678820362
I said I was at work, not that there was work to do.
>>678820295
Idk. I feel that could undermine the integrity of /waifu/.
>>678820642
>XD
>>678820061
I meant, you know I ditched you.
It's weird you're still talking to me.
>>678820283
Nope, it's because it's fun. I have said it before, but I'm not here for you, or anyone, I'm here because it's fun. And until it stops being fun I'll stay here. I do say though, they have started to really devolve with the drama bullshit. The only one I know who regularly spams the threads is Mai.
>>678820111
Nice digits.
You should get some rest, I'll wake up earlier tomorrow just for you. My sweet one.
<3 Love you.
>>678820540
And I didn't think you could handle a bus full of cannibalistic teens, assumptions can kill, or maim.
>>678820693
Dont do that im fixing my sleep times. I need to be up in the days now.
Why are you so soft <3
>>678813826
>>678820858
>snuggles
I beg to differ. You are much softer.
>>678820691
You didn't leave the threads tho.
And this is all for fun.
I'd hate to hurt you, but caring for someone means you walk a fine line between hurting them and raising them up, and it's your responsibly to determine the best course of action.
Should you need growth, I can hurt you. Should you need consoling, my arms will be strong.
>>678820759
Shouldn't you be drinking your vitamin c ?
>>678820693
this has nothing to do being butthurt over internet gossip. the behavior of some in the community who you would think are posterchildren is disgusting. they're completely twofaced and if anyone is wondering why this place is falling apart thats your answer
>>678821104
I already am, one day it'll make me even smarter than thou.
>>678821189
>>678820664
What integrity? It's not some kind of communism, so there are prone to be conflicts.
Maybe it's because I'm kinda direct myself.
Many things are taken care off here in an open fashion. If someone is truly despised that will (and does) show in peoples replies.
But not everybody likes to be direct. People also like talking about others to some extend, but this obviously need not be negative.
Guess it's a bit of a soap opera to me.
>>678821241
>>678821189
I will never understand futa.
>>678821176
And maybe then you will learn to take care of your pets.
>>678821039
So soft and sweet. <3
>>678820529
too many to name.
>>678821320
whats there to get? its chixwithdix
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