Waifu claiming thread.
>The claw is 100% real
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>one claim per anon
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Kazuki Claimed
>Ananas is kill
Dio-sama...
Nice trips.
>>678692347
No it means that I am doing a horrible job.
>>678692356
>>678692457
>>678692620
I wish I could but ''laws'' prevent me from doing that.
>>678692533
I think you got the wrong person.
>>678692777
kagami clammed
>>678692777
Nice trips!
Claiming Rin
Claimed.
Taco!
(See ya)
i really really really really like glasses
>>678692777
the claw is only as real as your trips
>sachi claim
Shiro claimed.
>>678692690
No, I really like them.
>>678692777
checked
>>678692742
>>678692952
Fuck it, throw a pommel at him
He will never see it coming
YESSSSSSS I DID IT I REALLY REALLY DID IT HAHAHAHA! FINALLY KILLED THE CUNT
Tenryuu claimed and on stand-by
>>678693082
This isnt an ERP thread
>>678692599
25... because when I'm 40 my facial features are pretty set in stone. I want to get on hormone therapy because I'm trans. And I feel like it's not worth it if i can't get on therapy in 4 years...
>>678692611
>>678693024
I guess that's true
>>678693176
Standby for what?
>are you preheating the oven?
>>678693142
>implying I have any pommels near me
>>678693176
How much salt today?
>>678693150
Sans?
>Chara
>>678693150
What cunt? Was it your inner self who kept repeating over and over again that you had a shitty waifu?
>>678692777
mandatory cc claim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EW85eGmydEI&nohtml5=False
Hai guise
>>678693176
Hello Ten-chan.
>>678693417
The Saltening.
>Hatsuzuki claimed
>>678693537
Hi Mugi.
>>678693451
>not having any emergency pommels
>>678693176
Hello Ten.
Bye Ten.
Best type moon claimed
>>678693451
Just start being passive aggresive, decorate your workplace and wear crusader symbols, the subtler the better. Start saying Deus Vult.
>>678693490
Orphan of Kos
>>678693493
Your ass is grass
>>678693417
I always do
>>678693451
Too much
>>678693397
>going to kill myself once I'm 25
>I'm trans
Nothing wrong here, guess I'll just move along.
>>678693668
And your waifu is ass
What are frogs???
>>678693668
Oh, Bloodborne. Good job!
>>678693702
ikr
I hate it. It has no good points whatsoever besides fucking with feminazis
>>678693150
>>678693668
cringe
>>678693906
Amphibians
>>678693645
But why need pommels when you can have a shit ton of emergency bibles.
>>678693654
That is a perfect idea.
>>678693906
Sandniggers.
>>678693906
Frogs are a diverse and largely carnivorous group of short-bodied, tailless amphibians composing the order Anura (Ancient Greek an-, without + oura, tail). The oldest fossil "proto-frog" appeared in the early Triassic of Madagascar, but molecular clock dating suggests their origins may extend further back to the Permian, 265 million years ago. Frogs are widely distributed, ranging from the tropics to subarctic regions, but the greatest concentration of species diversity is found in tropical rainforests. There are approximately 4,800 recorded species, accounting for over 85% of extant amphibian species. They are also one of the five most diverse vertebrate orders.
The body plan of an adult frog is generally characterized by a stout body, protruding eyes, cleft tongue, limbs folded underneath, and the absence of a tail in adults. Besides living in fresh water and on dry land, the adults of some species are adapted for living underground or in trees. The skin of the frog is glandular, with secretions ranging from distasteful to toxic. Warty species of frog tend to be called toads but the distinction between frogs and toads is based on informal naming conventions concentrating on the warts rather than taxonomy or evolutionary history; some toads are more closely related to frogs than to other toads. Frogs' skins vary in colour from well-camouflaged dappled brown, grey and green to vivid patterns of bright red or yellow and black to advertise toxicity and warn off predators.
Frogs typically lay their eggs in water. The eggs hatch into aquatic larvae called tadpoles that have tails and internal gills. They have highly specialized rasping mouth parts suitable for herbivorous, omnivorous or planktivorous diets.
>>678693906
French
FUCKING NORMIES GET OFF OF MY FUCKING BOARD
>>678691689
>>678691807
I enjoy being with real women tho
>>678691817
Kek. M8 there's someone for you out there
Guys what's your favorite ice cream flavor?
Mint chocolate chip, blueberry, rocky road, birthday cake and ductch chocolate ftw
>>678693605
That wasn't me...
>>678694033
How else are you going to end them rightly?
>>678693830
And your husbando stinks like ass
>>678693927
Finally I got go on to dark souls 3 with satisfaction
>>678693934
kys
>>678694123
You are the only normie around here
>>678693906
They're toads but a bit different.
>>678694224
Damnit I forgot picture again
>>678694161
its too late for me, go on!!!
also i'd say cookie's 'n cream or mint chocolate
>>678693927
oh? what do you do to the land whales?
Why is Madonna still alive
>>678694182
Your waifu looks cute begging for my D.
>>678694224
>Husbando
>Implying Dio is comparable to a man
Dio is something far superior
>>678694182
Imposters?
>>678694193
>implying that bibles aren't the best way to end someone.
>>678693906
I don't know, but they hang around /r9k/ a lot.
Elitist scum
Rory claimed
>>678693605
Hi pedobear
>>678694123
>>678693906
Thats a frog
>>678694557
Low Tier Husbando Scum
>>678694435
Jezz man, do you even Gladiatoria MS KK5013
Welp, im 10km away from my rock
If i return, i crashed into it.
>if trips get all your waifus are given to me.
>>678694557
>>678694112
Necromorphs, always wanting a hug.
>>678694161
Any, as long as it is not nasty.
>>678694387
Witchcraft.
How is this a question?
>>678694557
Rebel Scum
>>678694732
what about.....syndra cream????
>>678693956
>>678694033
>>678694072
>>678694092
>>678694293
>>678694536
I'm pretty sure it's deeper than all that. Like you can't just breathe on land and underwater.
>>678694182
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/fallout/images/c/cf/Voc_robotlibertyprime_init_01.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20110604184932
>>678694557
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/fallout/images/c/c7/Voc_robotlibertyprime_combat_08.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20110604195352
>>678694637
>pedobear
DEUS VULT
>>678694683
>do you even Gladiatoria MS KK5013
No,I have no clue what that is, also have a nice trip to a rock.
>>678694557
>Stalin
>didn't pick Hitler.
Anon pls.
>>678694637
>>678694944
they don't breath underwater though
>>678694637
>this kid
>>678694804
It scares me...
>>678694944
I might be wrong but I don't think they breathe underwater.
>>678694161
>mint choc chip
My aquaintance of color
>>678694224
Nice! Have fun then!
>>678694384
>be me
>Some kind of feminazi is pulling her bullshit
Yadda yadda, you white cismale only think about rape yadda yadda
"But I identifie as a female. I'm transgender. You're being sexist. You judge me solely by my looks you sexist pig."
I can literally disarm them with their own arguments.
That's the only good point tough.
The rest is shit.
I always have to be careful who I tell that I'm trans because people would asume I'm with feminazis. Being trans equals being a dragqueen apparently and some other shit.
It's more trouble than it's worth
I curse the fact that I hate my penis. I hate it that I hate my dick.
>>678694944
But you can, you just need to believe in God and not be a Saracen.
>>678694855
>Whatcha gonna do 'bout it Faggot?
shape those fucking eyebrows
>>678694876
Interesting...
(You)
>>678694435
Yeah
There's been imposters for like the past 3 days now...
>>678695073
Oh thank God.
>>678694876
Syndra ice cream? I have a feeling that it would be difficult to know the taste of it.
>>678695088
Do you like Madonna, too?
Although she's no longer pleasant to look at and should consider a wardrobe change...
imma sleep
might come on tomorrow
idk
Fucking casuals
>>678695199
Is this account still up or...?
>>678695132
i'm curious about something. If there were a drug available to make it so you were accepting of your current body would you take it?
I hear that there was a very successful drug, but feminazis took it down
Miho claimed
>>678695331
tea
>>678695381
No, especially not at the moment.
>>678695413
Bye.
Misato claimed. I'm back, and I finally have time to stay and chat.
>>678695331
oh it's quite an experience, you have to taste it to know it
>>678695571
Welcome back.
>>678695243
Shit, I can't imagine how fucking annoying it is.
>>678695413
Sleep warm and well anon.
>>678695528
Hi there Miho.
>>678694944
Frogs are total shit.
They breath through their skin and stuff.
If you piss on a frog it probably dies.
>>678695528
Hello miho, how goes it?
>>678695571
hello there.
>>678694944
Frogs I think breath through their skin, the reason they need to moisturize it. Toads just breath on land.
>>678695132
Yeah, feminazi hamgalaxies do have major flaws in their thinking. Case in point, scale smashing. Attacking the unbiased, cold truth by disregarding it as truth and refusing to believe that they are in the wrong.
>Rory-sama
>>678695526
Besides the fact that I doubt it...
If it's just a drug, it's probably easier to get and cheaper than doing the whole transitioning shit.
To be content with my current gender
Take drug till you die
To transition and be content with it
Do operations
Hair removal therapies
maybe face operation when you look like an ape
take hormones till you die
... Yes, I would take that drug.
>>678695632
Hello crusader-chan
>>678695746
Hello. I just got up its 5pm....
>>678695622
And how are you today, anon?
>>678695746
How's it going?
>>678694373
How could I forget cookies and cream!?
>>678694732
Dont get pistachio
>>678694876
pretty salty
>>678695107
Ayyyyyyeeee
>>678695413
Cya cc
>>678695528
Miho!
>>678695805
I thought they have noses
>>678695899
Wrong one, baka.
>>678694112
Pft, not even a female spitter.
>>>/out/
>>678695132
what the fuck
I knew nobody that likes undertale could be right in the head
These fucking threads are a breeding ground for autism, One guy is always talking about creating a 4th Reich yet he's to much of a pussy to call you out on your shit
fucking degenerates
>>678695980
Well rip your Sunday
>>678693934
Agreed
>>678694296
Alright, I've had enough of your shit.
Get out.
http://youtu.be/-NuONuafxwk
>>678695980
How are you doing Anon?
>>678695641
>>678695805
That makes me feel better. I was afraid they were a little overpowered.
>>678695547
Tea flavored ice cream. Is there such thing?
>>678695577
But the means to acquire it.
>>678695528
<3 I'm writing something right now. Can't talk.
>>678695993
Welcome back, been a while.
>>678696002
well i just made you remember lel, by the way how's your knee? and how are you?
FUCKING HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>678696221
you don't want to know
>>678696002
Hello
>>678696140
You mean rip everyday. Fuck I hate this.
>>678695925
Ah, thank you for your response
>>678695980
gotta get a better sleep schedule fam.
>>678695993
living the dream.
>>678696185
Fuckboy! We meet again
BANE?
>>678695243
Lol im just kidding
Btw its MiO
>>678696364
hi syndra!!! how do you do?
>>678696236
Yes it has, good to see ya. How have you been?
>>678696406
Good to hear.
You guys are have ruined waifu threads with your circle jerk shit.
Go make an avatar CJ thread already and leave waifu threads alone
>>678696110
you need a hug anon?
>>678695899
I know... but to be fair, that's mostly the third wave feminism.
The first wave really wanted equality. That's good.
The second wave had some dumb points but was still okay.
The third wave right now is utter bullshit. I'd get lumped together with those when I out myself as trans.
I am ashamed to be trans.
>>678696110
I know that I'm not right in the head. Thank you
>>678696406
Eh, no problem.
>I wonder how many people here hate me by now
>>678696364
>>678696520
i don't think thats a face of happiness
>>678696416
You seem to be unable to read.
Get.
Out.
>>678696364
>Syndra x MiO
>shipped
>>678696002
They do, only frogs breath with their nose and skin. Toads just their nose. I think.
>>678695980
Good afternoon!
>>678696189
Bad. Leaving it at that.
>>678696236
<3
>>678696406
Been like this the last 5 years.
Mobile sucks...
>>678696211
How could they be. They're not even specialized.
At least a fish stays in the water and can do his shit there well. Other animals stay on land and are adapted to that.
Amphibians are adapted only to being shit.
If anything's overpowered it's birds.
They literally hack.
Bill: If i took that off would you die?
Bane: It would be extremely painful...
Bill: You're a big guy!
Bane: For you...
>>678696689
Nope Im here to stay
>>678696676
Damn right it isnt
>>678696520
I fucking crashed my ship again.
>space engineers
>>678696734
No.
>>678696676
sometimes you have to poke the rattlesnake
>>678696766
Hope things turn out for the better for you.
There is some cunt at my door, be right back.
>>678696619
Post that with your waifu, faggot.
>>678696914
I don't think you want to poke this one
>>678696899
Yes.
>>678696416
>>678696689
You mean there is more than one person who is shameless enough to have a worhtless waifu like Yuno?
Well now
>>678696637
3 Steps
1. Grab yer donger
2. Expand donger
3. Proud man
>>678696899
ship? how'd it crash?
Both yuno's are annoying cringelords
>>678696298
Greay! No more popping! How about you? How are you?
>>678696386
What's up with you? Told him what you guys called him and he said he feels famous now
>>678696416
>>678696689
>>678696892
Hey hey you two
>>678696735
Did not know that. Learn something new every day
>>678696637
Dont be ashamed. You feel uncomfortable with what your outer looks are. Nobody can tell you otherwise. Its like furries - the loudest voices are the most retarded. Dont hide away because of some retards.
Heading off to work, might be a while before I can reply
>>678696364
Maybe, I do.... Than again.....
>>678696637
It's too bad you aren't 2D, you'd probably have a better life as trans.
>>678697068
Inertia dampeners were off
>>678697090
no popping is great! im ok, can't wait 'till monday....
>sarcasm
>>678697137
If you are transgender you believe that you are a boy born in a girls body, Sane people don't believe that kind of spiritual bullshit.
>>678697044
Going to fist your ass with an hot iron
>>678697090
What up dog?
>>678697137
I bet you believe in global warming.
>>678696637
I don't hate you, anon. You just make me a little sad. One question, though. Everyone dies, why rush it?
>>678697233
ooooooo, feels bad, any chance of salvaging any of it?
Im out of claw jokes, can someone do the next one?
>>678696637
i don't think anyone here hates you,you're one of the nicest people here i have saw so far
And let's hit the bed. See you guys later and until then: Have a good one.
>>678696637
It's simple: Stop being trans.
>>678697544
global warming is a thing, it's the "human influenced" global warming that's bs
>>678697044
Best 3 step therapy ever
Thank you Dio-sama!
>>678697137
Have a good day/night Rory!
And thanks!
>>678697193
And the spammers are telling me I'm delusional kek
>>678697426
I can't argue with tha- oh, I read some instead of sane.
Nah, that's just bullshit m8.
Every Psychologist knows that there is a sickness called
Dysphoria. Look it up.
>>678697546
I have a time limit of 4 years. If by 4 years I wasn't able to come any further, what's the point?
>>678697584
Thanks
>>678697674
>stops being trans
Woah, it was this easy!
Thanks anon!
>>678697467
Jealousy tends to bring anger.
AND THEY DONT STOP COMING
>>678697637
good night führer
>>678697233
It's like you never watched Star Trek.
Never turn off the damn dampeners.
>>678697090
You talking about your stupid friend from last light?
That feel when only Lewds on my phone.
>>678694396
DIO isn't comparable to a husbando.
But if we're talking Jojo waifus here, Tequila Joseph.
>>678697805
Always ready to help any friends.
>>678697688
No it's fucking not, The world is simply not getting warmer.
>>678694161
>Guys what's your favorite ice cream flavor?
Strawberry + chocolate.
Banana + chocolate.
Mint + Chocolate.
Almond + Chocolate.
Vanilla + Chocolate.
Chocolate + Chocolate.
>>678697573
Its all over the space now
>>678697839
Did you expect me to keep pushing w for 20 minutes till i get to the spot?
>>678697637
Night Ten.
>guess he drank hisself to sleep or something :^)
>>678697805
If you say so. I'm not going to try to stop you, if it's really what you want to do.
>>678697811
dubs checked
>>678697914
yes it always does, and colder lol, they climate changes ALL the time, our planet when it was a pangea was completely different, but nice b8 anyways
>>678697811
SO MUXH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE
>>678697637
Sleep well.
>Misato
>>678697044
I'm not sure what that retard told you, but you better loose that tone.
>>678697090
I'm going to strangle him
>>678697467
Fuck off you cringe-tier faggot.
>>678697934
I'm going to have some chocolate with chocolate now...
>>678697993
I suppose you can leave them off if you don't accelerate or decelerate much..
No idea it works anything like Star Trek.
- tsuzu
>>678698150
No it doesn't
