Waifu claiming thread. >i guess im doing this for a bit
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Waifu claiming thread.
>i guess im doing this for a bit
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>one claim per anon
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Kazuki Claimed
>>678523099
It's pretty good, I preferred LISA though.
>>678523255
Kek
Sakura claimed
I only slept 8 hours but I feel grog as fuk
>>678522805
You can't claim the crusades, the copyright is over for that.
>>678522949
Good to know.
>>678522963
I am not doing much, just got back from work and playing video games while being on /b/
>internet is dying send help.
>>678523099
Not for a devoted Christian. I mean if you can look past the gay couples, yes. Storywise it is rather interesting.
>Chara claimed
>>678523291
mandatory cc claim
Miho claimed
the boat is mine, but I'm pretty absent still
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
my last claim
Usual claim.
claimin sachi
>>678523291
claimed!!!
>>678522963
Hull bulges are an efficient form of torpedo protection
>>678522440
Feels
>>678522601
Bye mugi. Take care
>>678522871
Whoops. I got too excited on the other shinoa poster. Its imposter.You'll know it's him when you see file name and since we usually reply to each other first. And for you of course! <3 you too will also be all over DS3
>>678523084
Lol its shinoa bro but I could see why you'd call me mysterious
Boo.
>>678523252
A depiction of homosexuals might be a problem for me
Obligatory claim.
>>678522902
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcbM9Pm7yOQ
Probably one of the only good things about this game. Martin O'Donnell should compose for more games.
>>678522949
That's good to hear (read). I've been okay, just been hanging out. Took a break from the threads, no worries.
>>678522963
Oh yeah? How'd you manage that? Didn't do your stretches or something?
Probably shouldn't worry about me, be for the best. You up to anything right now?
>>678522999
Damn, took me a few seconds to remember what you meant. Thanks, nice shirt. Just wearing some flimsy large one right now myself.
Glad to hear you're doing well. Police? What happened?
Tenryuu claimed
>>678523691
Biribiri claimed
I guess we use this thread?
best suit girl claimed
>>678523519
bit of a story, i'll get to typing it out
>>678523540
>my last claim
You're really going to go through with the whole suicide thing?
>>678523646
Tits never end with you guy.
>>678523697
Why? I don't personally have a problem with them.
>>678523756
Spook.
CLAIMED
>>678523819
Hello
>>678523735
Hello, um. Son... I think.
I need to get into the spirit of being a mother.
>>678523691
Good one, anon
>>678523446
Hello Konata. I didn't get around to vulting in a good while sadly. But I feel the urge to 'convert' some infidels again.
>>678523735
Hello hand-kun.
Claiming the Moemura for the Moemuranon
- tsuzu
>>678523735
I had a whole painting theft situation few weeks ago, but it has been sorted out.
>>678523893
2spook4me
>>678523606
Hi juri :D How things?
>>678523540
>>678523816
Wait what? Is everything ok? :c
>>678523697
That's what I thought. Besides that tough, it is a rather nice game.
But that's funnyy now. Pretty much every modern game must be a huge problem then...
>>678523735
That's good to know. Welcome back then Hand-kun
>>678523893
It goes against the sanctity of God's original union. I don't mind if other christians are okay with them, but personally I think they are sinners.
>>678523667
OFF BY ONE
Also, I missed you ;w;
>>678523933
Hello.
>>678523446
is that you konata anon?
>>678523880
Me and Hols might have a slight problem
>>678524124
How do you feel about divorces?
>>678522963
>lewdest CV
>>678523819
>>678524261
How was your day?
>>678524270
Back problems?
>>678524076
I've been playing through Mad Max, Fallout 4 allows me to kill any homosexuals I come across, and The Witcher series doesn't have any in because the developers are Polish and they don't care
senjougahara claimed forever
>>678523735
Sounds really good, has he composed for more videogames, or only Halo?
>>678523767
>>678524038
Fine, still practicing in SFV
>3 hours in
>People gettin salty when they lose to Ken
>Many keks to be had
Shiro Claimed.
>>678523960
Thanks.
>>678523988
>But I feel the urge to 'convert' some infidels again.
I have that urge everyday, how do you deal with it?
>>678524021
Sorry.
>>678524124
I don't think it said anything about that in the Bible, I am fine with it as well its their life's not my.
>>678524266
No it's me Goku.
>>678524270
>problem
>>678524317
>>678524383
Pretty good, nothing went on, how was yours?
>>678524317
Finally my milk arrived
>>678524423
>not even trips
That's not how it works.
>>678524270
Hey, no problem with that, friend.
>>678523540
Hang in there kid.
>>678523812
what
>>678524038
im fine i just feel like shit right now and im starting to feel like im wasting too much time on here
>>678524136
I miss you too! I usually get dubs like nothing. Trips are uncommon. Once made a thread of satanic quads. Was great
>>678524572
Would you like some salt with that?
>>678524633
Was meant for
>>678523540
>>678524533
awww, but i don't want goku to knock on my door
>>678524293
That would be Taihou
>>678524542
Alright, at a birthday party most of the day which was good until it ended with my grandmother having a dizzy spell
Another retard is fucking up in the warehouse
If i don't return, blame him
Cya everyone.
>>678524689
You're back!
Best German CV Claimed
>>678523316
So i have this luck for this and i got 2nd time lazy ukrains boys
>Just luck ?
>>678523446
Glad to see you here
Need some Deus vult in Europ
>>678523646
Look on my "torps"
>Feels
>>678523735
I wore goods and then
>AAA kurwa !!
Then i cant pick up anything
Like its ok right now but
>i dont want feel it again
>You up to anything right now?
Only 4chan now and i listening how tenryuu yeling
>nothing new
>>678523756
Salt queen
>>678524293
Me? Never lel
>LEwd night started !
>>678524412
>I can kill ALL the homosexuals
Bwahaha, okay I like you!
Maybe try uh... WatchDog. You can look up if they're homosexual or furries and then just shoot the NPCs
>>678524479
The fingers are feeling better I hope? I can't imagine it being easy to pay if they still hurt
>>678524275
Personally I believe they go against what is specifically stated when a marriage ceremony takes place so in getting a divorce they have lied to their spouse and they have lied to God.
>>678524661
>>678523316
>>678524530
Fite me irl. Im hella jacked.
kill me
>>678524383
Our back problems are the least of our concerns
>>678524542
>
>>678524745
Sounds at least a little entertaining, hope she's alright.
>>678524706
Then i'd get a turkish drink named Ayran, which isn't deus vult.
>>678524894
thread died as i posted that goddamn.
>>678524778
Im not Tenryuu
>>678524947
With a pommel?
CLAIMED
>>678524755
Alright peace Kazuki fellow warehouse worker bro
>>678524723
Don't worry, I won't knock on your door, instead I will knock on your wall.
>>678524778
>Europe needs deus vult
I agree so much with this.
>>678524688
I think I've gotten around 6 - 7 quads so far. And only once did I get quints.
Also, nice calling, you just got dubs, again. Are you some sort of wizard?
>>678524533
Love, I guess.
But not 'your enemy' or shit like that.
>>678524689
I laughed too hard at this, please kill me.
>>678524961
>>678523941
Always wondered what having a teacher as a parent would be like.
>>678523988
Heyo dood, hope you're doing well.
>>678524021
Hope those Van Gogh trash hooligans got what was coming to them. Hope your paintings are safe and sound.
Up to anything?
>>678524076
Thank you kindly, Chara.
>Inb4 I disappear for a month
>>678524458
Think he worked on Destiny? I'm no sure, you'd have to contact his Email or look at his Wikipedia or something.
>>678524778
Damn man, that sounds painful. Hope you're relaxing right now, buddy.
Kek, Tenryuu yelling is nothing new. Gotta admire that passion.
>>678524778
those hips dont lie
or do they
>>678524778
lewd legs are the best legs
>claiming yume
3 more days til DaS3
Hello fellow waifu bros
>>678524874
It's still blistered, but I practice through it. Who wouldn't shed blood and pain for their waifu?
>Besides my fingers will come out stronger for it
In any case, how goes it with you?
>>678524661
Oh ok, good luck! I hope it works out
>>678524745
Taihou? No... Unless I missed something.
>>678525027
You're making me too happy with those images, anon. Christendom shall rise again in Europe
>>678525055
Do you think that if I throw enough Bibles at them (and possibly boulders) they would convert?
>>678524617
shut the fuck off
>>678525243
I have a shit ton of them, I think it was around 50.
>>678525105
At least tell us when you take a break!
>B-baka
>>678525004
Nicely claimed!
>>678525046
Got quints once also and only 3 quads. But most of my dubs are ITT. Me a wizard?.. pic
>>678525172
Look kurumi, someone is hyped about the game like you are
>>678524889
>lied to their spouse and they have lied to God.
Interesting way of looking at it, but is it really lying and not failing? Like promising to do something, trying and failing.
>>678524984
Yeah should be, I'll give her a call tomorrow to make sure. Also had to help her with her phone and ipad.
>>678525105
>he got 6 years and possibly more because there is another trial coming up.
Im not doing anything much now, just drinking tea and ignoring the fact that i have more bbq left.
>>678524755
Goodnight Bait
>>678525273
One of your best, love it.
>>678525204
I'm doing pretty well. Just watching anime and waking up from my sleep sleep
>>678523291
Say... Do you have a geiger counter?
>>678525000
At least you got trips
>Checked
>>678525444
Not bad.
>>678525444
Assuming its the same kurmi from last night, I've talked with them about it
>>678524755
>>678525450
*cya
damn im tinking only about my timezone
is it wrong that i love her ?
>>678525061
>>678525105
Wonder no more. For I am here for you.
I don't know ask me anything you want about the curriculum might as well educate some individuals while while here.
>>678525273
If the bibles are big enough....?
>>678525413
nice waifu, diane is so cute
>>678525375
Rude!
>>678525172
I know right? The pre-download button is teasing me so damn much. I CAN'T STAND IT
>>678525444
THE TRIPS. STOP.
ALSO, I WAS ABOUT TO GO TO YOUR POST AND SAY THE EXACT SAME THING. You make these kinda threads so much better for me dude <3
btw you're as hyped as I am, sort of. Although I know my hype is quite extreme
>>678525660
It would be wrong if you DIDN'T love her
>>678524778
>LEwd night started !
Not with this crowd.
>>678525147
legs
>>678525660
No, love is beyond good and evil
>Emi
>>678525766
Just helped two friends beat DaS 2 so now they're all caught up!
>>678524755
Night anon.
>>678525470
Really? this one was always my favourite.
>>678525749
I would fire them out of a trebuchet, around 100 to 150 of them.
>captcha is killing me
>>678524763
oh shit
i'm feeling your happiness through the monitor
>>678525055
kek
>>678525666
>>678525750
The cutest.
>>678524961
>>678525061
>>678525666
>>678526046
>>678525761
i am sorry
>>678525601
Was I? I don't remember. Last Yuno I met on one of these threads just kept saying they were going to kill me.
Maybe it was you?
>>678525949
You guys the same Yuno?
I'm still confused with the Shinoa thing. Anyways, yeah, DS2 requires some help since it's confusing as fuck. Glad you guys could work that out! Are they planning on getting DS3 too?
>>678525448
Perhaps. Maybe I should rethink it now that you've put it that way. My church succession from Rome was so our king could divorce so it might not be too bad
>>678525450
>Well that just sucks for him.
>Life loves to fuck everyone over
Ahh, okay. Same, drinking some decent tea that I improvised powdered sugar into. What kind of bbq?
>>678525713
>Ask the chief, he'll know what to do
>How do I make my kids love me?
Uhhh, are the hours good? (I know the answer but I'll bite the bullet anyway).
>>678525384
Ehh, feels a bit attention grabby when I do stuff like that. If I had a multitude of terminal illnesses I'd just tell y'all and scuttle.
>pats
>>678525587
Thanks
>>678525601
>>678525766
Would you two like a room?
>>678525660
There's nothing wrong with loving the tyrants eye. You new?
>>678525766
Good to know that I made someone's time here
>>678526024
:D
>>678526275
Yup you can tell by the way I have my filenames
Was just messing around with ya last night
>>678526366
Giggity
>>678525559
Nyet, comrade
>Strelok claimed
Renge claimed, checking in from mobile so don't expect the usual level of avatar fagging
>>678526225
Hi there, no words bunny
>>>678526046
>>678526024
>sneaky beaky hug
>>678526353
Just some ribs
i already ate too much
>>678526378
Top tier
>>678526578
hi renge, sorry i missed you, i noticed i like a lot the bands you do
>>678523519
ok this probably took too long but story
>go to hospital for checkup on condition
>waiting in waiting room
>busy day so i'm sitting around for like 3 hours
>sorta cute girl also waiting, looks bored, cant tell what's wrong with her from looking
>i'm curious so i ask
i cant actually remember what exactly it was - i think it was osteogenesis imperfecta or some kind of brittle bone disease
>short conversation, nothing really interesting
>forgot about her mostly after that day
>a week later
>see her randomly in the city, kinda hard to miss someone who looks 18-20ish using a walker
>talk to her again, she seems to be in a better mood. anyone would be in a bad mood when youve gotta wait 3 hours at the hospital i guess.
>invite her to have coffee or something and she accepts
pretty much just a first date, nothing exceptionally interesting but she seems genuinely interested.
Hanako claimed.
>>678526621
Mmmm, ribs are great when they're not 99% fat.
Save those bad boys for later, enjoy that tea.
>>678526353
I feel more of an attention whore. Don't feel attention grabby. It's just so we don't worry that much.
I mean you could've been hit by a car and no one would've known
>>678526225
Lewd rabbit.
>>678526620
>>678526891
hey crispy one
how is it going?
>>678526493
I guess I'll have to start naming my images too, since people will recognize me better from there. Done now
Also, I know, but you couldn't kill me anyways
>>678526366
Depends, are you going in with us? If so, yes. Otherwise, I'd like a room with you
And dubs, again
>>678526734
Solid taste there Kagami. Any favorites you think I should check out?
>>678526620
>>678527022
>>678527022
>>678526891
what's up, my katawa shoubro?
also, question for everyone, what are we listening to?
>>678526493
Pic
>>678526891
Hey hanako
>>678527048
Pic
>>678526897
Will do handmaster
>All this lewd degeneracy in this thread
>>678526353
I'm a hard-working fella, so even if I finish before 2o'clock and since I live alone I stay in school chat with some colleagues and help interested students, all two of them. Actual working hours differ from day to day, but mostly Tuesdays and Thursdays can suck my dick
Sometimes it's too much even for me though and I end passing out in the office. Anything else?
Sanya Claimed
>>678527079
nothin you prolly don't know, but this is one of my favorite rush songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNilsLf6eW4
>>678527264
It must be purged
>>678527048
But I'm god of time and space
>>678527213
Damn bro you lewd, I like it
>>678527264
You should see >>678519429
>>678527264
It's too lewd.
Also since my internet is acting like a Saracen I will be forced to say goodbye, have a nice night/day anons.
>>678527340
Remove.
>>678527279
<3
>>678527179
Emi is still my favorite but I'm listening to You Might Recall by Genesis
Also this is a real fucking struggle on my phone
>>678527286
>>678525974
I think you need bigger bibles to have any impact.
Try those they use in cathedrals.
Then they will learn the world shattering power of gods word.
Roof shattering at minimum.
- tsuzu
>>678527213
What are you doing just now?
>>678527358
But so am I. Well, sort of. I have copies of my past self, at least
>kurumi
>>678527448
Ave Maria, brother
>>678527448
Byebye!
>>678526978
>Attention whore
>Attention grabby
Really, they're two in the same. Either way you're fishing for attention, don't like doing that.
>hit by a car and no one would've known
I almost got hit by a few cars going way over the speed limit these past few weeks, what a funny end to this persona that would be.
>>678527230
>handmaster
You're adorable.
>pats
>>678527279
Yeah, seems like you're hard working. Blasting through gallons of coffee daily.
At least you're giving it your all, eh?
>hands
>>678526843
I smell win in your general direction, Akira. She was probably very impressed at the hospital, not many people talk to strangers there. You might get your very own katawa.
>>678526891
Hi Hanako, how you doing?
>>678527179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO59tfQ2TbA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoaPhxNubL0
>Emi
>>678527573
nice, gotta love phil collins, sad that he kinda unoffically retired from drums....
>>678527290
My nigga
Moving Pictures is my favorite album but Alex rocked that
If you want I can post a playlist that just has a shitload of random songs I like with no rhyme nor reason
