What was your first kiss like, /b/?
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What was your first kiss like, /b/?
>>696967801
ask ur mom
Nothing special, just a simple kiss
I don't know about you guys, but my dad was kinda rough.
>>696967801
>be 13
>hanging with couple friends + dumb ass friends of those friends
>one of them is texting local dumb kinda slutty chick
>she tells us to come over
>we all go over, its like 6 of us
>she is outside drinking booze
>one dumb dude tries to fondle her the whole time, shes not really into it
>kisses one of the dumb asses, then me, then a couple other guys on the cheek
>after a few hours of sitting around we all leave
>give her long kiss before leaving
>she was treating me the most special
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>next day saw her around town, brought up the kissing
>mfw she doesnt even remember
whatever, mane, its all good
>>696967801
>I was 11
>there was some event on my school and a group of girls from other school were visiting (I was on a private catholic school, every year several catholic schools made school and sport events between them and that year my school was the host of the contest)
>I was assigned to give the girls a tour aroud our school
>There was a girl, her name was Amanda, she had the most beautiful smile ever
>we talked for a while, she was 12 and she told me I was cute
>we kissed once, after her event. It was a short, brief kiss
>I never saw her again
>/b
>kiss
Kek
>>696968172
lol
>>696970395
>Be 18
>On /b/
>Never kissed a girl
>>696970583
>18
>pepe meme
someones full of shit
I was 14 and the girl's mouth tasted like salami. I got home and then contemplated killing myself due to trauma
>>696970583
literally just find an insecure chubby with no self esteem and all your problems are solved
\be 15
\take the girl to a pervert movie, kiss her don't get anything
>>696967801
Non-existant
>>696970682
I'm a relatively newfag, please explain why I'm full of shit
>>696970893
>\be 15
>\be
>\
\\\what are you doing\\\
>>696968172
FUCKING REKT KID GET OFF MY /B/
So fucking embarassing but I'm on xanax and coke right now so why not
>hanging with a couple of friends
>13 turning 14 soon
>walking around shopping malls as 13-15 year olds do
>this girl my friend brought is THICC
>im talking 10 pounds of thick thighs in a 5 pound bag homie
>like thicc MAMI
> i was groping her and trying to spit game
>looking back it was bad
>anyway
>shes kinda leaving now
>my friend gives his girlfriend a kiss
>i grab that girl by the chin and kiss her hard
>"Bye! Text me!"
>she didnt text me
>she actually blocked me
>her friends said it was very weird and not appropriate
>didnt kiss a girl again for 6 years
>I still remember the day I got my first kiss
> april 1 2005
> i foold myself but ay i got rid of the kiss virgintity
>>696967801
horrible, found out a week later the girl only did it out of pity. feels bad man.
Kissing a girl is gay as fuck you fucking faggots. Men are meant to kiss and lay with other men.
Ayy
I kissed my sister while she was passed out. Then I went on to fondle her and came on her stomach.
>>696971530
>Being 13
>Committing sexual assault
>Thought you were being smooth
>Took another 6 years to get a kiss
Never change /b/
>>696967801
>be 13
>had a 2 week relationship with a girl i liked
>super serious stuff, i know
>she dumps be because i was too shy
>gets with my best friend
>keep in an online relationship with her
>walking with a group of 3 other friends through some woods
>my friend (her bf) walking in front of us with another friend
>me and the girl walking behind
>she says why don't you give me a kiss on the cheek
>kissed on her cheek
>she says that wasn't good enough, do it again
>still walking at this point
>go in for kiss again and half kiss the corner of her mouth
>apologise because i was an idiot
>she says why don't you try again and give her a proper kiss
>ask her if that would be okay
>kiss
>walk home with her laughing at how much i was blushing
>her bf was none the wiser
>they're still together to this day
Shitty thread. OP has brain cancer
>>696971986
>probably was wearing fedora and vest at the time
>>696967801
diamond boner
First kiss. im like 10. next door neighbor hey annon wanna pretend we're teenagers? uuuh y sure. we kiss, try french. it's a mess.Not sure if counts.
15 beta as fuck. somehow get a grill. 4/10 (but good tits) i dont really care, virgin so im just happy. we're a couple for like a month and i havent even kissed her yet. so fucking beta. Have a math test, it's about to start.
Grill: hey anon?
Beta: uuh yeah?
Smack.
>>696970583
My first one was at the age of 20, but it was totally worth the waiting.
Quit self-loathing and it will be all good.
>>696967801
>implying anyone on /b/ has ever kissed a girl
>>696967801
>kindergarten
>took bitch under crafts table
>kissed
I guess my first passionate kiss would have been at the age of 13 with a girlfriend i had at the time. It wasnt anything special considering we were both new at kissing but looking back, it was kind of cute.
Then OP gets raped by her crush older brother
>>696967801
didnt enjoy it as much as dad
Very wet and awkward. Also her lip ring came off in my mouth.
it was with my sister, it was alright
Really awkward. I was way too aggressive, she was the complete opposite, we attempted to make out like this for the next few hours while cartoon horses played in the background and one of my closest friends was sitting on the edge of my bed, right next to us.
A weird, sporadic girl that everyone knew (she was funny/semi-popular) kind of just kissed me out of the blue at lunch for the keks.I kind of regret that she did. Makes me feel bad, man.
>I'm a grill btw
salty milk and coins
>>696967801
I'm 29, how the fuck am I supposed to remember some stupid shit like that
>>696973529
luv the pic
Shared mine witha fellow /b/ro, she turned out to be batshit crazy tho
>>696973302
Kek.
>>696973529
Nice pic anon
>>696970583
where do you live?
>>696973840
Delta/Vancouver, BC
>>696967801
>be in 6th grade
>spending the night at my neighbor's house
>his sister has her friend spending the night too
>sister and friend are 3 years older than us
>i think we were playing truth or dare and my and his sister's friend have to go to the closet together and make out
>sister decides she has to go to be witness
>huge boner
>me and her friend go at it as soon as the lights are off
>hit teeth a couple times
>boner is intense
>kissing this super hot girl who is older than me and i'm in heaven
>that night when everyone goes to bed me and her make out more and i grab her ass
>>696967801
Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy ;) *nuzzles your necky wecky~* murr~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea~ its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease *squirms* pwetty pwease *sad face* I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like I need to be punished really good~ *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks shaft* mmmm~ so musky *drools all over your cock* your daddy meat I like *fondles* Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh god im so hard~ *licks balls* punish me daddy~ nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I love your musky goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre of your cock* salty goodness~ *eyes role back and goes balls deep* mmmm~ *moans and suckles* yess daddy, cum in my mouth *suckles more on daddy's cock*
>>696974056
oh sorry. if you were in australia i wouldve helped you out
>>696973529
Underage b&
It was with my first girlfriend (unless you count the 14 yr Olds that molested me when I was 8)
>be me 15
>we had been dating for about 3 weeks.
>I was madly in love with her alrady
>never did anything except hold hands
>I'm okay with it tho because in love
>one day I'm walking somewhere with her
>it's pouring down rain
>idgaf just happy to be around her
>she tells me she has to go to the store nearby to meet her brother and friends to go to her aunts
>tell her I'll walk her
>she tells me it's fine she can go on her own
>okay whatever
>start to give her the same old hug
>Idk what happened
>I just decided to try and kiss her
>I went in for It
>she responds well and we kiss for a good 10 seconds
>she smiles and leaves.
>dumps me a month later
>still in love with her to this day
>>696974219
Oh thank god, the fact that I might have done it is pretty sad on my part
>>696967801
it was with a boy. I was extremely nervous and the deep-rooted feelings of self-hatred really got in the way of me enjoying it. It lasted only a few seconds, but I'll never forget just how extremely hot and soft his lips were. I hope I'd find better confidence for a proper kiss in the future.
We went straight to the French. It was very nice but totally unexpected so my autism increased and didn't really know what to do, it all lasted a good 7 - 10 mins.
>be 14
>date with first boyfriend (am grill)
>just finished watching movies and its time for him to leave
>ask him if he needs anything on the way out
>he kisses me
>cry
but my first time making out
>be 15
>sitting with equally awkward bf, watching TV on the couch
>decide to ask "hey do you wanna make out?"
>sit in that position where his legs are together sitting on the couch and my knees are on either side
>start to rub his dick
>suck his dick
the end
>>696974855
Tits to prove you're a girl.
>>696974294
>still in live with her to this day
I feel you
>>696975012
Yeah it sucks.
I've made peace with it tho, and i am in a relationship with someone else.
>>696974294
Tell us about the 14 year olds molesting you
>>696970583
I've never full on made-out with a girl. Only like peck kiss. I met a girl like a year ago who I fell in love with immediately but she is übershy, so we never really had much in that way for the first month or so. We've been long distance for the longest time but we skype while we sleep so we can listen to each other breathing and we video chat like pretty much all of the time I'm not at work. I'm going to move in with her in January when I go back to Uni.
>>696967801
My first kiss was with a girl my coworkers hooked me up with. I liked the girl, but I didn't really feel anything.
Got involved with another girl and it wasn't very good either.
After a couple girls I was with one for almost 4 years. I came home one night and found her in bed with the bartender.
>told her to pack her shit and leave
>went to the bar with my best friend.
>we get drunk and blow off steam
>get back to my place
>playing video games
>power goes out so we're playing on our phones and my laptop
>start watching a movie on my laptop.
>sitting pretty close
>we're laughing at a part and catch eyes
>he leans in closer and lingers
>...
>my heart is racing
>...
>he pulls away
>"Sorry"
>grab his head and kiss him.
>break contact
>my heart is fluttering, my face is hot, stomach is filled with butterflies
>start making out and end up blowing each other.
>both came in a matter of minutes
He spent the night in my bed, woke up with his arm around me.I felt safe and warm and just went back to bed.
We started seeing each other and we got married after the supreme court overturned the DOMA.
>>696967801
It went a little something like this:
>>696967801
I was four. This weird girl in my building laid on top of me, and kissed me like we were grownups. It might of zapped my brain a bit. Looking back, her dad was a creep with a big, rape-stache. I really hope her forwardness had nothing to do with him; i thank her for the initiation into a sexually advanced world though. the ladies always make my little dick feel validated an epic lol
>>696972150
Makes sense. This is sort of what happens.
>>696968172
>>696967801
gay
literally
don't remember much else specifically
>>696967801
I fuckin loved it. 15 y/o, in parents' basement, can't even remember the conversation that led up to it but the feel of her lips on mine and her tongue on mine still gets me goin. We didn't last, I kissed lots of other girls, some who were really shitty at it, married one later for 18 years who was okay but not great. Split up and now I'm with my first new kiss in 20 years. That happened a year ago and I was fuckin weak in the knees. Heart poundingly good, scary, exciting. At fuckin 45 years old, can you believe it. My new girlfriend has smokin hot kisses: playful, eager, deep, wet, sometimes messy. The crazy awesome thing is that we've both admitted that we like messy wet kisses and messy wet sex with each other, something my ex never went for. Life is gooooood.
>be me
>18
>beta as fuck but have good friend group
>get invited to big graduation party
>im drunk and stoned and generally fooling around and having a good time
>one girl i never met starts acting all interested in mr
>Imokwiththis.png
>she has a slightly hotter friend with her who is basically throwing up everywhere
>grill and i are chilling together most of the party
>she leads me downstairs after a while, saying she wants us to be alone
>fuck yeah im getting the succ
>cant find any rooms so we sit on the couch, with a bunch of random drunk people in the basement
>loud music and drunk dancing people everywhere (party was fairly lit)
>out of nowhere her dad comes downstairs and yells at her
>she acts like she doesnt knpw me till she can get her dad to leave us alone
>the fuck? Why is her dad here? Whats going on?
>she says she has to go, starts making out for a couple mins then just goes upstairs
>im just sitting there, super confused but also stoked that im no longer a KISSLESS virgin
She said to text her, but she didnt respond. My best guess is she was doing some weird, slutty rebound stuff and chose me at random as a "make-my-ex-jealous" test dummy. Im 20 now and thats the furthest ive ever been with a grill
>>696971390
>\be new fag
>\hope this be green
>>696974957
>>he kisses me
>>cry
proof
>>696976126
Wow that was unexpected. Glad to hear things came through for you in the end though. If i had a thumbs-up reaction pic, id use it here
>>696976126
[spoiler] super cute [/spoiler]
apparently instead of a slap on the ass, the doctor kissed it, knowing that i'd be better than him one day.
I had a crush on this guy for the longest time, we were becoming really close and it turned out he felt the same way! We went on an official date, everything was beautiful, and minutes before we had to leave we kissed.
It was awful.
Like, the moment was magical but he was such a bad kisser, I kept thinking "Is... is this what my first kiss will forever be like?". He was all sloppy and opened his mouth way too wide and ugh..
Not that I mind now, we're still together a year later and he's amazing now<3 But it's still funny, never told him I disliked it tho.
>>696974855
Nice stories from little slut. Working local now?
>>696967801
my first kiss was with a short Jewish gay guy
>sadly my only kiss
>be 15
>finally meet up with 22 year old online boyfriend
>parents are very strict and this is maybe illegal?
> i'm nervous and so is he
>sneak out of my house and run down the street to where he's parked
>hands me flowers
>"where should we go, femanon?"
>literally don't want to get caught by anyone
>shyly say he must be tired from the long drive
>"good idea, let's go to my hotel room then?"
>ok.jpg
>head back, as soon as I walk in the room he grabs my face and starts aggressively kissing me
>his breath smells like cheetos and old vaseline
>eyes wide open out of shock/disgust, he tells me to close them
>i'm pretty sure this is really illegal but whatever we're not fucking or anything so it's fine
>mfw i was wrong and he whips out his crusty 4 incher
and that's how I had my first kiss, first time and contributed to sex with a minor all in the span of about an hour
"Some colored hooker on Mermaid Avenue..."
Fucking haven't, I'm fucking 19
>be me
>be last year
>student exchange shit
>tipsy 9/10 qtie keeps dragging on
>actually not tipsy drunk as fuck
>'hey aaanon have you kiiissed someone already'
>y-ye, no
>'zomg! Can I be your first???!'
>w-well...
>'ohmy gaaahd anon come on'
Douchebag faggot out of nowhere
>'hey anon don't do anything stupid you know she has a boyfriend'
Grill shuts down never had the chance ever again
>>696967801
>be 18, driving with gf on country road
>getting hot and heavy with the petting
>go for kiss (it was GOOD), drive into ditch, get knocked out for not sure how long
>come to, car behind us, takes us to a house, go to hospital
>we tell everyone a deer ran out in front of us
Statute of limitations on negligence is 3 years; 2 years and 364 days later she sues me for $30,000.
>still never tells her parents the real reason for the wreck
My first kiss was great, I was 14 years old and she was a great kisser, even though it was her first too, and her lips tasted my strawberries and she said mine tasted like mint and we made out for a while.
>>696978826
>Being this dumb and this much of a hoe
I don't usually judge, but come on
>be 6
>relatives visit us, cousins watching series sawing kissing people
>they made me not look at it, I ask what they do
>younger cousin (17) takes me out to balcoon where no one sees and tell me she will show
>she kisses me and I get nothing, don't even understand it aware
>she tells me to put my tongue into her mouth
>i do as she says but I do it like a game, she doesn't likes, tried to teach
>we end up not talking about it years later
She is married and have daughter. I don't know, maybe I can tease her about it? What do you think anons?
>>696974294
she wanted to go on her own to fuck her black friend jamal
you were getting cucked at 15 mate
>>696979356
>Lol, your mom's a pedo
I don't think that will end well
About 5 years ago, on my 36th Birthday, I paid a hooker to take my virginity, Nasty teeth, But still my first kiss.
No regrets.
>>696978826
nice going, tell more about the raep
>>696967801
My first kiss was lame.
I was 8, I think, and I rounded a corner at the same time a girl from my class did. We smacked our foreheads into each-other, made lip contact, and both said "ow", resulting in clumsy lip action.
We never spoke again.
>>696978897
I feel for you. My best suggestion is to expand your friends group i guess. Thats what im trying to do. The more people you know, the better your chances of finding a grill right?
>>696978826
That's so awful.
I'm sorry that happened to you
22
H-haven't kissed yet...
>>696967801
best kiss ever.
>>696979356
no, just stop. forget about it. forget all about it.
I'm not kidding.
>>696979487
Lool Daughter is kid now 3 or 4. I may tease my cousin
>>696979274
>>696979594
>>696979274
i don't have any real regrets or consider it rape. i've always been promiscuous and turns out all i needed to trigger my sexual awakening was an impromptu push from a 22 year old loli obsessed neet. the sex was decent, didn't hurt but i was understandably uncomfortable for a little while but that's the only down side for me. On the other hand, the dude was literally plagued with guilt and paranoid that the Feds were going to lock him up for the following 3 or 4 months we dated.
>b me 14
>boyfriend tried to kiss me on the cheek, rejected him (I was super shy)
>fast forward to when he had to go home
>walk him to the door
>he kisses my cheek
>look at him and say "you missed" and kissed him on the lips
Ya bitches, I got game
>>696979962
If you make it to 23-24, I would highly suggest getting a hooker. If I remember correctly googling backdoor should do the trick or craigslist
>>696980080
Ohh.. You? You are not my cousin, are you? :D
I consider your advice seriously
>>696980132
ur a slut anon ;)
>>696979908
don't be anon, i was old enough to understand how consent works, although i have to admit I haven't had any emotional relationships since, just sexual ones which probably stemmed from that
>>696979850
I'm not that big on making good interactions and stuff. I'm beginning to really give up. I'm not expecting jack shit anymore. I really don't care too much about being a kissless virg anymore. It's been too long I'll deal with it.
>>696980284
I'm another /b/tard like you. It's just too weird. You were 6. Fucking 6. No good will come out of it. Do not bring it up in any way, joking or not.
>>696980139
>Didn't hurt
>15
>no regrets
Try harder
>>696978826
Good god, is no one... Tits or GTFO
>>696980449
Thank you anon for your sincere comments. I'm 25 now, I will not bring it out.
>>696980358
You really think of your relationships as having built onto something, the foundation of which was that experience? Like emotions, sexual-emotions/whatever, the narrative of love/lack thereof. You can safely say they stemmed from that?
>>696980787
Thank you for listening to my sincere advice and sparing you and her the awkward moment.
>>696976126
Wow, for once /b/ made me happy
When I was... I want to say nine, but a tall nine-year old, I was visiting my cousins over the summer. I don't recall exactly how it happened, but most everyone else wound up sending the night at other families' house, while my female cousin had a sleepover with her girl friends at their house. The house I was at for some reason. I was playing video games upstairs, but I remember one of her friends, I'd guess 12-14, came up and jut out of nowhere started making out with me for a solid couple of minutes. I've tried to figure out what happened that night, but haven't gotten anything.
>be me
>turned 18 recently
>dating 8/10 16 y.o. qt from work/school
>first real gf
>been unofficially dating for like two days
>she's kind of a ho, but I don't believe it at first
>being an autistic fuck, I want to go slow
>she tells me at work she has something for me the next day
>the next day I meet her at school
>in an adorable blouse and skirt, I'll never forget how nice she looked
>still have pics from that morning
>she says she wants to show me what she has for me
>proceeds to throw me against wall and make out with me in high school hallway
>start to realize she's kind of a whore
>dump her 5 months later because clingy and whore
I haven't had any luck with women since. I've also kind of let myself go physically and gained a bunch of weight since then, but that's largely unrelated stress. I do miss the kissing and cuddling, but damn she was nuts.
>>696971362
>Admitting he's a newfag
What are ya a newfag or sumthin?
>>696974219
Shut up Amanda
>>696981207
Some grills are bitchy like fags I guess. Wish you all find someone compatible with you
>be me
>about 10 years old i guess
>at my own birthday party at the zoo
>go to the show where some seals do tricks and stuff
>girl from my class i have a crush on is there too
>show ends, everyone gets up yet my mom tells us all to stay
>special show for my birthday
>awjizz.jpeg
>get invited down to the pool
>instructor tells me to get on my knees
>nohomo
>the seal comes up
>tells me to put my lips out like i would do when i would give a kiss
>fucking seal goes in for the kill
>mfw my first kiss is with a seal
>>696975205
I know the feels, I'm still in pieces over a relationship that ended 8 years ago
>>696967801
Was 20 y/o on the rocks, along the coast of the Atlantic Ocean in Rekyjavik, Iceland. Met the girl online - a Ukrainian girl. Gave her a quick kiss on the cheek and lips. It was so romantic.
The next day we made-out for 5 hours on our hotel bed until we couldn't feel our lips.
It was magic.
I just stopped giving a fuck. I've been insecure about myself mostly ever since I was about 13 and now I'm 21. At some point, I just focused more on taking care of myself and not doing shit just because I want to impress Jane.
I was 21, went to a couple night clubs with a group of friends for a birthday party. As we were all leaving it was my crush, her close female friend and myself. I said a few smooth lines and my crush and I started making out. Later she said it was because she was drunk, nothing ever came of it. I regret the entire situation.
>>696976126
some girls are physically attractive, but never felt this way with a girl. Guess I'm a fag then.
>be 15 I think
>New Year's Eve
>at the first ever Idaho Potato Drop with friend
>where they drop a ~15' tall potato at midnight
>they just dropped the potato
>two girls walk up to us
>ask if I came here with anyone
>no
>one comes up and kisses me
>I was not expecting it and basically dont react at all
>they immediately walk away after that and we didn't see them again
Pretty lame imo
If I remember correctly, me and my friend did ecstacy later that night that probably had meth in it wew
I was 14, she was 13. She asked me to take her to the county fair. Used my newspaper money to buy us wristbands. She ditched me.
A year later she got caught with a 19 y.o. in the Wal-Mart parking lot. Despite her grandparents testifying in HIS favor that she was a slut and lied about her age with everyone, he got 15 years.
Fuck you Cara Payne.
>>696980787
Holy shit, where are you from?
>was only kissed in a cheek in kindergarten so that doesn't count
>almost 22 y.o. now
>don't go out ever
>if I continue down this path, I will barely see any woman in this field of work
>at least I'll get a free ticket to Hogwarts
>>696982399
Turkey, why?
>>696973302
Bruh, got bad news for ya son...
>>696982503
You imagine Emma watson. And fap fag bro
Was on the school bus in 1st grade and me and this cute girl were talking about kissing, she said i could kiss her if you want. I was stunned, but i actually did it. Thinking back i couldn't believe I had the balls.
I was so immature my whole school life. I wish i could go back in time and fuck all the chicks in high school that liked me. I didn't have the balls. I thought my dick was small which in reality it's literally average (6 inches) so i basically never fucked the girlfriends i had. I did everything but sex.... 23 years old and here i am lol
>be 20 years old
>never kissed anyone
What's wrong with me that I can't even do something everyone else has been doing since their teens
I was tripping on LSD, it was majestic
>>696982952
Fuck man, some little niggers have been pulling this shit with consistency since the 3rd grade
>>696982708
Your english is very peculiar.
Jive turkey.
>be 15
>meet this girl that summer and start dating after like 2 weeks
>both of us had never been in a relationship before
>both kissless virgins
>hanging out with a bunch of friends at my house
>people start to trickle out
>sitting on the couch
>finally alone
>just sit there talking for like an hour
>she gets a text
>brother's waiting outside to pick her up
>we sit there in silence for a bit
>we both know what we want but neither knows how
>fuckit.jpg
>"FemAnon?"
>"Yeah?"
>"Kiss me goodbye."
>did
>Basically just touched lips together, nothing really going on
>like I said, both kissless virgins, and pretty socially awkward at that
>long hug then she leaves
>not perfect but at the time I was flipping my shit
>goodtimes.jpg
>we're together for 4 more months after that
>basically figure out together how kissing is meant to be done
>never go any further than that
>not bad for an awkward beta fuck's first relationship
>>696983185
Lol I do roleplay to make it less awkward. Still thinking it will never get well unless I move to abroad (us. Uk) for months at least.
Peace from Turkey (V)
>>696970745
>salami
>trauma
>my sides r getting whiped out of existence
>be 17 (better late than never)
>have first gf, 19
>been a couple weeks
>she loves teasing me by putting our faces extremely close when were in bed
>always turns away at the last second when im about to kiss her
>fuck this shit
>be in her bed one day
>tell myself not to be a beta cuck
>were just staring at each other
>she teases me again pulling away at the last second
>ohfuckthisshit.mp3
>tell her these games are bullshit while laughing it off
>she sits there eyes closed, faced up, hands on chest yada yadda
>basically sleeping beauty
>"Well what are you gonna do about it anon?"
>thisisit.png
>"I might do this-"
>Gently grab the left side of her face and go in
>Our lips touch and she grabs my face as well
>Time stops with her
>Shes somewhat nervous/shaking slightly but we makeout for a good 10 seconds
>We pull away and she begins to laugh
>We have a conversation about how shes been waiting for that but loved teasing with me.
>We begin to fall deeply in love, planned for the future
Damn those were the happiest days of my life but now, were on terrible terms, were completely done with one another, my true and only love backstabbed me and now were split up. Would do anything for her to go back to the girl she use to be, but I know thats not possible. I miss and love you M, and I always will.
>>696980817
i think you misunderstand when I say "sexual relationships", in which case I literally mean meeting people, fucking them with no feelings attached and moving on to the next person. when I was 15 (actually 14 when the relationship first started) I didn't consider the thought of having sex with him until I was actually there. we'd never discussed it and frankly, even though I've always been a horny person, as a virgin (and a child) the reality of actually having sex was still an abstract alien thought. I say it's what stems the "relationships" I have with people now because immediately after (at 15) we had sex, I felt a sort of emotional sever, where I couldn't distinguish love from lust. after we broke up, I found myself wanting to fulfill what I was lacking emotionally with sex. and now that I wasn't a virgin anymore, I felt that kind of "it has to be sacred" burden lifted off of me. between ages 15-17, I snuck out frequently to hook up with people whenever I wanted, mostly strangers. it was dangerous because I actively searched out men older than me who wanted to fuck younger girls, (much like how my ex boyfriend wanted with me). I've had a while to think about the psychology behind why a teenage girl would do that, and legitimately it all does stem from that experience. I'm not portraying it as a sort of sob story because I wasn't forced to do anything, I just realize that because that thought process was continually engrained into my mind, it affects how I interact with people now.
>rambling this hard at 4 am
>>696983634
lol
Never because I'm almost anorexic, have a weak chin, high pitched nasal voice and social anxiety.
>>696967801
I was about 16, it felt it kinda awkward but she said I was good at it (?), it lasted about 10 seconds and I got slightly aroused, then she started sucking on my finger, and I showed her my room.
>>696983653
Found the flatlands fag
5 yo with my sister french kiss
Not a first kiss, but figured I'd share this here to make the kissless virgins feel better.
>Be me
>Around 18-19
>Hanging out at a friend's house with a small group of guys/girls
>The girl whose house it is is in a relationship
>Her best friend is there
>Best friend is a real qt3.14: petite, vibrant eyes, cheery, writes and performs poetry about deep topics
>We're all sitting in a circle talking, playing a stupid word game, and she suddenly sits on my lap
>Now I'm the center of attention
>thefuck?
>"anon, if I ever asked you to hook up with me, what would you say?"
>Why is this happening?
>What kind of sick ploy is this?
>"u-uh, th-that's very nice of you. h-how forward! wow, yes, how forward! heh"
>"come on, anon, really"
>This is happening in front of a room full of 6-8 people
>Dbag guy: "Go for it dude!"
>I continue dodging the question until she gets off my lap
>Fast forward to a week or two later
>Hanging out in another group, petite girl is there
>"So anon, the other day, when I asked you about hooking up..."
>Wow, this is not taking place in front of a bunch of people listening in
>I think something might come of this
>"...I was like 3/4ths serious"
>"Oh. OK."
>mfw nothing comes of it and I'm an idiot who still thinks he's being tricked somehow
>>696967801
Tasted like cigarettes.
>>696967801
I don't know. My firsts with just about everything physical were before my first memories. My first memories were doing it regularly and keeping it secret... not just kissing. Don't ask.
>>696983634
Cool!
>>696981346
show them pics fag
A couple of friends and I got super drunk off Vodka and I told my best friend (he is a guy and so am I. Im not gay btw) i had never kissed anyone so the faggot kissed me. That was my first kiss /b
>>696984472
Yes fag drop the pics
>>696981346
>16
>at gf house
>me: "Why we don't kiss yet?"
>she kiss me
>k.jpeg
Nothing really special it was intensive and fast
>>696968172
DISREGARD OF HUMAN LIFE
>>696967801
>be me as a kid
>kiss a girl
>quick one as part of dumb child's game
>don't consider that as a real kiss
Fast forward a few year
>be me
>18
>a few days ago
>went to talk to my crush who was feeling bad
>talk for 4 hours until 3am
>walk to her home with her
>just before getting back she ask if I'd like to kiss
>had the force to keep the beta away
>"sure, I'd like to"
>we kiss
Jizzinmypants.jpg
>stay like that for almost 30 seconds
>was shaking and had difficuties driving home
>mfw I'll see her again in a few hours
>we're certainly going to start a relationship
>feels good man
>be 15
>be dating my first gf
>hotfrenchtrinidadianmixedcardiobunny.jpeg
>im not to bad myself as a 6'1 paki kid
>inb4 filthy isis sandnigger...im a paitriotic american sandnigger who wants nothing more than to see isis crash and burn
>tho they do make for some ok rekt thread fodder
>anyway
>its after school
>were holding hands (its cold and its a thing couples do) and walking to the buses
>see my bus
>ohshitnigga.rar
>being the beta fag i am hug her and say goodbye i love u...all the shit couples say
>get on bus at super sanic speed so i got time to hang with my bros
>bros saw it all
>they say they im weak as fuck for pulling that shit
>realize the errors of my ways
>needtoprovetheirasseswrong.exe
>only problem is the bus is gonna leave in a minute
>walk off the bus telling the driver i have to get something
>driver says she's going to leave in 5 minutes if im there or not
>likeiactuallyfucking care what you say.gif
>get off
>find qt 3.14 gf
>give her a suprise kiss in front of the entire school
>assert my dominance by kissing her for a 2 minutes or so...letting everybody know that this is my girl
>tell her i love her and I'll message her when i get home
>walk right back on the bus just as its about to leave
>driver and rest of girls on bus ask what the fuck that was
>igotwhatineeded.pdf
>walk to back of bus to bros
>highfivesallaround.webm
>local chad is even impressed a sandnigg can get a girl and pull an alpha move like that
>mfw that was the first time i was alpha
>mfw i move away 3 months later...in the same town but different high schools
>mfw we try to make things work (i couldn't drive and had strict parents who didnt want me in a relationship)
>mfw she cheats on me after 7 months seperated
>still got to makeout with her a bunch before that
>wellatleastimnotkisslessanymore.mp4
>and thats the story of my first kiss
>>696975943
Sounds nice anon
>>696967801
>be me, 15
>pretty much a total loser, barely any "real friends"
>had crushes on grills before but always too shy to do anything about it
>i had to change classes because I wanted to follow economics
>met a grill there, not crazy gorgeous, not bad either, really cute actually
>anywhere between lets say: 7-8/10
>we hit off pretty well, talking nearly everyday
>one day, mid class, our hands were below the table, resting on our chairs (on my school we had like tables for 2 students)
>just paying attention to class
>all of the sudden we touch hands but neither of us let go
>we start like caressing each other's hand
>after a while we just start holding hands in every class
>fast foward a few weeks, we're in the school library, with our teacher there helping us do a project for his class
>he goes to help another student
>we just start talking and I just feel bored out of my fucking mind
>think about kissing her
>go for it
>pretty cringeworthy, even at the moment I realized how shit it was and even felt bad about it
>she didn't complain tho
Still together
>>696967801
>be me
>be 17
>At a park with gf
>tells me to kiss her
>go in for it
>got the side of her mouth
>fug.jpg
>lol anon, wtf was that? Try again.
>Proper kiss
>feels like a clam only firmer and nicer
>not sure to make of it so I say, "well that was weird."
>"Weird? How was it weird?"
>"I don't know, just weird" as I walk for some water
luckily she was the one who fucked up when we lost our virginities to each other.
Pretty painful:
>be me
>highschool boyz
>pretty popular for what it was worth
>suddenly wild nigrodonomus peachfuzzimus appears from the brush
>"hey anon I kinda like you do you wanna go out or something"
I was nice so I followed through.
>no longer me but us
>god hath forsaken me
>"aww anon you make such a good couple you should kiss so we know you love her"
>god please have mercy on a kindred soul
>her banana munching lips plant firmly (over) mine
>seriously she's sucking my lips like its a banana
After that highschool just went to shit, been dead inside since
>>696967801
I was in 8th grade. I kissed a 5th grader. Shit was cash.
>>696968172
will op ever recover from this?
>>696974957
>Abusing tits or gtfo
>HAGUGHHH ITZ A GRILL AWAYZ UPLEYES
>ITT: first kiss, other anons might question if that anon's gay so anon clarifies
Newfag, GTFO
>>696983653
>>696989026
Cute
>>696967801
I was 15. Girl got me really drunk at a party and took me into a backroom and tongue raped me. I'm gay.
>>696970682
>19
>kissless
>pepe meme
>be me
>7 or 8 i cant remember
>moved to a new school
>saw a 8/10
>instantboner.webm
>after around 6 months we got pretty into each other
>kissed behind the school shed every break
>dad found out
>whooped me fucking silly
>no idea why
>mum breaks up with him and we move
>never see grill again
>be 14
>have qt gf for one month
>she's already kissed other dudes
>we go to friend's party together
>lay on the grass by the pool
>start dropping hints really awkwardly
>she knows
>keep being awkward
>she's waiting
>"I-I-I'm n-nervous"
>she tells me "just do it!"
>plant kiss on those lips
>smile like I've never smiled before
it was aight
>>696972341
Underrated post
>>696968172
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN DISREGARDS HUMAN EMOTION!
>Be me
>Be 14
>Be on friends bedroom playing with the Vidya
>Used to smoke weed at that are
>Hedoesntknow.webm
>Whipoutabagofgreen.jpeg.pkg
>He asks if we should get some of his divorced dads liquor
Ff
>Absolutely shitfaced playing cod4 on the XBoxe
>Randomly start at him
>He lingers
>Come closer
>Start making out like Crazy
>Goldenboner.png
Greater kiss I've ever fucking had
>be 17
>sitting on part of the river with 10/10 crush
>starts raining, we sit under an umbrella
>I tell her I liked her for more then a year now, and why I act so weird when shes around
>she blushes and turns around
>she has a bf for almost 5 years now
>turns around and gives me a small kiss on my lips
>damn felt good
>few minutes later I tell her Im planning to build an exit bag
>she starts crying and hugging me
>slowly kissing from my cheek to my lips
>3 long kisses on lips
first kiss from my crush, made it special af
>>696981727
>>696971761
As long as the balls don't touch of course.
>>696967801
>implying
>>696990503
Look at me hector
>>696981727
you know this place is turned into shit when every post starts with >be me
>>696968172
Wow
>>696976126
One of you has a feminine penis right?
Thing is I was 19, I was far all my life a dork, and my first kiss was with 30 year old woman. I was shocked to say the least.
Unexpected and I mastered very well.
i was 7 when it happened our teeth touched and i cried myself to sleep later the girl was 10 she forced herself on me
>>696992094
>14
>used to smoke weed
>>696993098
??? Not same poster, but 14 yr olds smoke weed where I'm from.
The problem was actually pretty bad at my school. Drug dogs walked through the halls on a regular basis.
>be 14
>at our designated drinking spot at 6pm (under a bridge near a river, more than 100 people go there every friday)
>be drunk af
>see a sad girl, ask her whats wrong, leans on to me and kisses me
Exhilarating, a bit surreal. As if you've dreamt if and every following kiss is like a drug you apparently get to dose on for while until its' effect dissipates.
PS: I was 24. Not particularly unattractive from what I was eventually told, not too antisocial. Just didn't happen.
>Be 17
>Girlfriend and I holidaying down in Tassie
>Decide to go for a walk along the beach one night
>Amazing scenery (Though you couldn't see shit other than ships out in the sea and lights across the river
>Walked and talked for about 20 minutes until we sat and cuddled while looking across the river
>"Anon, I love you. More than anything."
>tfw first time she or anyone had said something like that to me
>"I love you too babe"
Started kissing and didn't stop for a good 25 minutes, eventually she said it was too cold so we went inside and fooled around in bed. Perfect night honestly.
>>696977456
>fuck yeah I'm getting the succ
Fucking kek
>>696984264
Fucking dammit dude
>>696967801
i think i kissed a boy, and experimented a little bit, we were like 5 or 6, im not gay or anything tho, but i have sucked dick before, when i was like 13, the guy was like 17, lol odd times those were...
>>696994507
my first fuck though was with a woman a year older than my mom
>>696994507
13 yr old me is very jealous. Didnt get to suck a dick till i was 19.
Went a little like this
>kiss kiss
And twist
>>696994898
Suicide.
>>696967801
>be me, 12-13 I can't remember
>at a summer camp where you do horseback riding
>they're holding a dance at the end of the camp
>at some point it was decided that me and this one girl had to kiss at the dance
>idfk why or how it started
>fast forward through the week long camp to the dance
>it's going well, actually having a decent time
>then apparently it's time
>girl was taller than me at the time 7/10 (I was like 5'7-8" at the time she was like 5'10")
>kiss was very awkward and she had like 7000lbs of cherry lip gloss on
>her fucking lips slid off mine she had so much on
>just like that it was over and the people who came to watch dispersed
>night continued like nothing happened
And that's my story
>13
>go for kiss
>miss
>gf laughs
>kiss her to shut her up
>make out the rest of the day
>mfw
>>696995535
you don't have a face?
>>696968172
OP's face right now
Who the fuck actually remember that shit, you must be a special type of loser to remember it.
>>696995807
Just because someone's memory is better than yours doesn't make them a loser.
>>696995807
fuck you're so cool. can you teach me to be as cool as you?
>>696971530
nigger
>>696968172
fuck off dad, you're drunk
>>696967801
>7 years old me
>8 y.o. cousin slept over
>got the hots
>starting caressing her face
>right hand got lost under her shorts
>kiss her passionately as she grabs my dick
>pretend it never happened
She was in the middle of the bed, sister on one side, me on the other. She told my sister days after. Until this day i regret fucking her. Though, now that we're older, she's slutty. So who knows.
Nonexistent.
>>696967801
ofc we did some games including kissing as kids.
first real kiss tho
>be 18
>be with this girl I like at my place
>she's sitting on my lap sideways
> stare eachother in the eyes for a solid 10-30 secs straight
>proceed to kiss the everloving shit out of her
>hear "frostmourne hungers" down from my pants
>she notices it and turns into reverse cowgirl position and starts grinding against it
>cum buckets into my pants
later on the same day I also had sex for the first time with the same girl
>be 13
>out with "friends"
>i see grill
>i speak to her
>i ask her for kiss
>kiss her before she answers
>she slaps me
>turns out i was kissing her chin
>still haven't kissed anyone after 4 years
>>696981346
In the exact same situation as you anon, except I lost alot of weight from stress
>be me at 15
>Got back in contact with girl I fucking loved
>Went to her house and hung out for hours, felt like minutes
>Eventually go to her room
>I needed to leave at this point cause it was fucking late, didn't know how to get of her neighborhood
>Kept asking how to leave, she refused to tell me
>"If you don't tell me, I-I'll kiss you"
>She covered her face with her hands
>Kissed all over any area of her face I could reach
>Eventually her hands went limp and I got to her sweet lips
>Things escalated from there and went on to lose virginity
>Left and never saw her again, she was hospitalized the day afterwords
I still love her and I can't do shit about it. I've tried everything, even fell for other girls but it always goes back to her
>>696967801
She came to my place after school. We laid on my bed and talked for hours and somehow I ended up with my hand down her pants. She was soaking wet and as soon as I started touching her clit, her tongue was in my mouth.
I'll never forget it.
>sophomore year of highschool
>invited gf to my house when no one was home
>we watch movies then she asks if she could kiss me
>I expected close lip but she stuck her tounge in my mouth
>Let's me cup a feel
>she yanked my hair
>and I ruined my pants
>be 21
>kissless virgin
kill me already.
I was 14. This girl and I used to walk around the pool in the center of my apartment complex. I would tickle her all the time and she would dig her nails in my arm begging me to stop. One night it started raining and we just kept walking in the rain. I started to tickle her by a wall and she dug her nails in my arm, but this time I caught her wrists and pushed her into the wall, pinning her arms above her head. I realized how close I was to her and just went in for the kiss. She kissed me back, my tongue found it's way into her mouth. Felt good. We were both still being rained on but it really didn't matter. I miss that girl sometimes.
>>696997037
Nice
>>696974957
Kys newfag
>go on date with girl that liked me but I was like meh.
>she seems really into me, while I think I can finally have sex for the first time in my life.
>she goes with me to the bus station, the bus arrives and I have to leave, but first I kiss her.
>once I'm gone she sends me a message saying thank you and how she liked me and wanted to go on another date asap
...
>next day, wake up, read "actually I'm not quite ready for a relationship yet, sorry"
I'm still frustrated to this day. But I got a girlfriend since so it's okay.
>>696995973
Step 1:
Lose your virginity
>>696967801
>be me
>be 14
>be at home with sis and one of her friends(7/10), playing truth or dare
>friends turn
>dares my sister to kiss me, like "real kiss"
>lol wat
>sister refuses, thank god(don't like incest)
>few turns later my sister dares her friend to make out with me
>theresnoway.wav
>actually compiles
>the fuck?
>we start making out
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>10min late we reply to this or your mom will die in her sleep
>>696968172
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>696967801
long story, first some background because it matters for the feeling
>be me 17
>typical shy and quite low self esteem anon
>never kissed a girl (obviously) nor havent been on any dates
>not bad looking though (imo) but bad with girls
>then appears this long dark haired very skinny and short girl
>very cute
>our eyes meet and we both stare each other for like a long second
>both turn gazes fast and continue the day
>since that day we both just looked at each other when we were in the same place but never talked or even knew each other
>develop huge crush
>this went on for about four months and then summer was coming and vacations with it
>i needed to take action so i found out her email and just sent a short notice that we should meet
>she was happy to hear that and wanted to meet too
>man i was excited, i never thought this would happen
>we talk online first and we have very nice long many hours of chat
>the next day we go on a date
cont.
>>696998304
>we are both very nervous and obviously shes same type as me
>sitting on a bench at a park and we talk things and that
>she was hungry so she invited me to her place (she lived alone) for some food
>we made some pancakes
>after eating proceed to her bedroom
>sit on her sofa and we talk some more
>we both feeled comfortable now and talked all sort of things while listened to some opeth
>then we watch a movie and then the cuddling starts
>after the movie we put music on this time some led zeppelin classics
>it is dark buth neither of us wants to get up to put the lights on
>we just sit there cuddling and we just enjoy the moment
>she rises her head and looks at me
>i look at her beautiful eyes and i felt this unrealistic feeling
>its about to happen, its about to happen, my head just rolled the thought
>lips are inch away, time to do it
>we close eyes and we dive into this passionate yet very suave kiss
>i couldnt believe what was happening
>me? kissing a girl? a CUTE girl? a girl of my dreams shes like perfect really?
>the kiss was maybe 10 seconds long but it felt much longer and i can tell it was the best moment in my life to this day
we spent two years in a wonderful relationship and then we grew apart and we dont see eachother anymore. It was the best time of my life, and I just hope I can once in my life feel like I felt that day. Looking for that love again.
>>696998241
Fuck
>>696997149
You can do it! Believe in yourslef
>>696970583
>Be 23
>never held hands with a girl
>>696996158
Lol
Told this girl I felt bad that I hadn't kissed yet at age 17, so she kissed me, snd taught me how to be good at it.
Still very grategul for that:)
>>696970583
grils/intamacy are over rated man
>>696998330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdrAdcxFB9c
this was the very song playing in the background
>>696998452
at this point I completely lost confidence and don't think I'll ever be able to find anyone who is even slightly interrested in me.
>>696974294
>still in love with her to this day
I know this fucking beta feel.
>be me
>15 at the time
>broke up with twelvie relationship
>go over friends place and played truth or dare
>just us
>ended up with me and her in bedroom
>kissed her then finger blasted the fuck out of her
>still friends with girl to this day
>solid 6.9/10
>
>>696976126
sort of romantic i guess
>>696967801
Cute but we hit us whit teeth
>>696992237
Wtf os an exit bag?
>>696979356
No, do not bring this up.
My sister and I did some real incest shit when we were younger so I know how this goes, DO NOT BRING THIS UP
>>696976126
Wait a minute. Is that gay?
My first kiss was really sometime when I was like 6 or 7.
My REAL first kiss didnt happen until I was 17
>at a pool party at some qt indie girls house
>its really late at night everyones pretty much left or fucking in some bedroom
>just me and this girl in the pool
>really deep intellectual conversation going on
>Suddenly she tells me to kiss her
>start making out
>She takes off her top
>Dick is a steel beam at this point
>Out of nowhere she stops
>starts giggling
>"Anon, are you hard?"
>Immediately start stuttering
>For some reason say "No not at all"
>The look on her face is absolute disgust
>She pushes me away, puts a towel around herself and tells me to go home
>She runs inside and locks the door behind her
Ran into her a few times in the halls at school, was always terrifying
Im 23 now and still a virgin
>>696999590
>Is that gay?
No anon it's perfectly straight
>be 5
>At school
>7 year old grill takes me behind bush
>mouth rapes my ripe unsuspecting lips
Lost my Kissginity at 5 niggers keep up
>>696968172
best of 4chan #709397693
>>696999806
>Kisses you
>Takes off her top
>OMG ANON ARE YOU HARD SO GROSS
What a fucking bitch, what did she expect
>>696999941
yo niggers
>>696968172
>>696967801
>7 years old
>next door neighbor girl
>playing house in one of those little plastic houses
>im husband shes wife
>"anon i really like you"
>'i like you too' i didnt i was a fucking 7 year old boy
>"people kiss when they like each other"
>'ok'
>kiss
>now i like her
>both like it
>ask her if we should have another kid
>filthy slut doesnt hesitate, we kiss again
Shit evolved from there as we got older. Best first kiss ever imo.
>>696967801
>be 16
>meet girl that is ugly as fuck
>she flirts with me
>get drunk
>we end up kissing
>start feeling her up
>end up fingering her at the party
>when the party ends she wants me to wait outside for her
>me being so drunk that i forget it and go home
>>696999993
I think she thought I was calling her ugly or something, because I told her I wasnt hard in an EXTREMELY awkward way that almost sounded like "Lol why would i be hard right now" kind of thing.
Idk spent way too much energy thinking about that one, its well behind me now
>be 14/15 ish can't (remember)
>be 5/10, slightly awkward
>friend's small house party/get together
>crush is there
>probs 6/10 looking back at the time
>hardly ever talk to her but I'm drunk so sure why not
>can't remember what happens next
>making out on sofa
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>try to slip hand down her pants
>she says no
>k den
>in hindsight trying to finger her on my friend's sofa with lots of other people in the house wasn't the smoothest of ideas
>eventually stop, look at her and we both laugh for a bit, talk about some stuff, she leaves party with her girl friends about half hr later
>the boys congratulate me on getting with a girl for the first time
>nothing else came of me and her
Not sure what I was expecting would happen but it was an enjoyable experience
>>696967801
>Be 18
>Drunk with people from university
>A friend's chick friend was with us
>Like 11pm
>We were like holding hands and stuff even tho she was a qt and I was cringe
>We laid down on a field while others went to swim off the peer
>We made out which was cool for me because I never got any action ever
>We went back to residence and made out more, I tried to take her shirt off then she left
>I stalked her on Facebook for like 6 days And sent her messages demanding she replies to me
>My first love disappeared like a fart in the wind
>>696967801
>Be me
>13
>7th grade
>1 week until school ends
>Everyone knows me as "Gay Anon"
>There's 3 people with the same name as me
>But that's how I go along, I came out as bi in 6th grade and some bitch told everyone and I admitted it
>Anyways I go to 6th period
>Some type of computer class
>I was feeling playful
>Ask enemy out
>She says yes
>One of my friends walked past me when I said that
>I smile
>I hold new gf's hand the rest of the class
>Fastforward
>I have been planning to kiss my enemy/gf
>Last day of school
>Middle of courtyard
>I lean in for kiss
>Everyone gasps and stares
>"FAGGOT" someone screams in the back
>Me and gf laugh
>Bell rings and we walk to our first period
I still talk to her and we're both best friends now.
>>697000487
Case in point, compliments can deflect autist moments
>are you hard
Uh oh
>"I just think you're really pretty"
or some thing, how can she be mad now?
Works if you fuck up signals too and cross the line.
Never apologize or act uninterested.
Hindsight is cunt though right?
>be me
>4 years old
>neighborhood kid teaches me how to kiss
>"practice"
>the boy sticks his tongue in the girls mouth
>the girl lets him
>do it for a while when we play together
>mfw I never got to be the boy
>>697000812
th-that's actually really good advise
>>696999806
>>Dick is a steel beam at this point
I'm 25 now but when I'd make out with chicks and this happens I'd put their hand on my cock
Either they take it and inevitably moves on to head or sex or they don't and struggle to get away
It's worked like 6 of 11 times
>>696970745
I've never kissed a girl whose mouth DIDN'T taste like salami. And I've kissed at least 12.
>>697000868
born2cuck
>>697000803
Did this happen last year?
>>696999941
Hi redit
Surprising, actually.
>senior year
>girl asks me to Sadies
>fuck it, cute Japanese girl
>dance, whoopty doo
>out to Dennys after, usual high school dance thing
>friend gives us rides home
>sitting in back with her
>get to her house, she's about to leave
>think to myself, what have i got to lose here?
>can i get a kiss goodnight?
>she turns back and plants one on my lips
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>get home, fap furiously
Ended up "dating" her, she dumped me after i didn't get the cues and fuck her....
>be me
>>696968172
Top gig (short for giggle)
>>697000947
Wtf I hate kissing now and haven't even tried it.
>>696967801
Be 7
Friend 13
Be males
>his penis in my butt
>kissing my lips
>he cums
>his tougne goes deeper in my mouth
>> Be 16 year old me
>> Be new foreign kid
>> Girl says she likes me
>> wat?
>> Tells me to meet her after lunch
>> Takes me to library
>> Telling me shit about her
>> Be literally retarded
>> Takes my hand
>> Pushes me against the bookshelf
>> I'm scared shitless
>> She holds my hands against the shelf
>> Oh fuck, she's strong
>> Puts her lips on mine
>> Kisses me for like 5 minutes
>> Paralyzed with fear
>> Eventually stops and lets me go
>> Not bad she says
Ended up kissing her alot during that year. Only girl I kissed in HS.
>> inb4 fag
Yea. Kinda
>>696967801
I'll let you know when it happens
>>696967801
It was at a festival.
She wore a sign that read "Free Hugs and Kisses". My friends drawed me into kissing her. First only the cheek. But then her mouth. Never asked for her name.
It was great
>>697001685
I don't like eating pussy like this
I just lick and suck around her clit and finger bang her
>>697001795
Underage b@
>>696967801
Id say it but its kinda sad considering it was with a 12 year old girl.... a few weeks ago...
Im 23...... and also i wasnt her first. Its good ive finally went second base with a female though
>>697001834
Tsundere turns me on always
>>697001834
Switch the genders in that story and it's suddenly a rape.
WTF I hate this gay earth.
>>696967801
Against my will.
>>697002256
>kinda sad
>>697002209
WTF I HATE THIS ANON NOW
16 years old. It was strange, I suppose. My hand was down her shirt before I even kissed her. I'm not really sure what happened.
14, cool evening, summer after 8th grade, just started talking to this rich emo girl that my asshole friend liked. get invited to hang out with her and her other rich emo friend. ride my bike over to her house. laying in the backyard looking at the stars and shit, her friend wanders away and we start making out as a light rain begins to sprinkle down. she had braces and tasted like popsicles.
pretty much a dream come true for some poor kid social outcast growing up in suburbia. Glad I have a golden moment of youthful love to look back upon fondly.
>>696967801
I was 10, a friend and I both kissed this girl at school, turns out she would turn out to be pretty slutty (getting pregnant at 16).
Before I was 10 though, all my friends mums liked to kiss me (not on the mouth (at least as far as I remember), but it was pretty weird
Who else has had this experience
>Wind up in a bed or similar with girl due to various circumstances
>Make out
>Talk about your families, goals, personal stories, as if you're now dating
>Make out but at most get a handy
>sleep in bed together
>Be 11
>Knew this girl for a few years now
>Wasn't anything that serious, mostly just hanging out in my house
>Had secret feelings for weeks
>One random day I decide to make a move
>Lean in while sweating like a motherfucker
>Kiss her full on the mouth
>She giggles as if it's a joke
>Fuckitall.jpg
Damn, Mom was a fucking tease
>>697002402
No rape requires penetration by definition
>>696974159
Im afraid /b/ will not be the same when i get older
>>697002725
lost
>>696968520
underrated
I kissed an ash tray
>>697001777
Nice trips.
>>697002678
All the girls I dated in HS never drank. Didn't get the chance to pass out in the same bed too often.
But I got handies all the fucking time. 1-2 times a day in one relationship.
Those were honestly the glory days
>>696967801
Only kissed one person I enjoyed it, yeah.
>>696979962
I'm in the same boat and it's sinking.
>>696967801
> asks for the first kiss
> asks at 4 chan
kek
>>697003111
Hand jobs are a waste of time after the age of 17
Sloppy and all wrong
>be about 8 or 9
>sisters best friend is over
>she's about 12 or 13
>sister goes to grab something outside
>best friend is talking to me
>asks if I've ever kissed a girl
>say yes
>she asks who
>I lie and say a girl from school
>she asks her name
>too stupid to think up name. Say I don't know it
>she calls my lie
>asks if I want to kiss a girl
>tell her I guess
>she gets really close and tells me to not move
Still remember he breathe being really hot on my face with her that close. Good feels.
>she leans in and gives me one big long kiss on the lips
>follows it with 2 smaller kisses
>sister walks in at this point
>yells at me to get out and is mad at me instead of her friend
Bitch
>I leave very confused, but very happy
>best friend came over for years after that
>would always hang out close to her hoping for another kiss
>never happened again
Always held a spot in my heart for that girl.
>>697003893
Hand jobs are a waste of time.
Fixed.
>>696967801
shit, was with a nigger, and i did it because of pressure, society sucks, go fuck you all
>>696964444
>>697004512
I want to have sex with a black chick at some point tbh
Slim pickings here in Canada tho
im 14 and i know this girl has a crush on me
she has said many times that she wants me to kiss her im just too much of a pussy faggot to actually do it
any tips on how i should do it without making it awkward
>inb4 MODSSSS
>>697004771
Underage b@
How do I bait girls to kiss me? Is there some mind control magick out there I can learn?
>>697005126
the trick is you dont give them a choice ;)
>>697005126
Tell them to kiss you on the cheek when they're tipsy, most girls would do that shit
Then turn your head and kiss them on the lips
