Waifu claiming thread - I love you guys edition
Rules
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>Only one Waifu/Husbando per anon
>Use your Waifu/Husbando to communicate
>Cannot claim what is already taken (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualized content
>If someone is new, compliment them with sarcasm
>Keep RP and ERP to a minimum
>or don't I can't enforce it
>Socialize
>Most important: Have fun
Chara claimed
Megumin claimed!
>>678455998
>Superior autism claimed! <3
>>678455878
So say we all.
>>678455922
Currently no one watching the computer, and this thread is .. used to be .. ,__, non-lewd.
>>678455937
R-Right you are ..
>>678455969
How chu doing? ^u^
Dogeboat claimed.
Take it easy.
>>678455356
But it hurts q.q I don't know if I can survive this thread any more though
>>678455551
That's how I got into this mess and sore lol
>>678455594
Ohh, I was so excited when I saw season 2! Konosuba was my faVorite from last season and explosion is best girl.
>Sakura-chan claim
>claiming yume
>>678456111
AND AGAIN IM BEATEN TO THE PUNCH.
>>678455804
Hehe glad I can make you smile :) That's one of my favorite things to do with people.
>>678455969
Not now? Aww you're no fun yume.
>How could I forget?
>>678456152
Fufufu~ I agree!
>>678456215
yay more spidey, vvelcome ya faggot~
>>678456177
oh well time to pull out my backup. again. Shinoa claimed.
>>678456152
Oho, I see, that sucks. :< Well, whenever I'm really ho .. - That got lewd so quickly, nvm nvm nvm
>>678456199
Hmmn, as long as you're wearing clothes. :v
>>678456215
Y-You did it again, well done ..
>>678456156
Good.
Rory claimed
>>678456283
inferior waifus
>>678455998
mandatory Cc claim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co5Zo6Ng9-c&nohtml5=False
>>678456324
You act like the thread wasn't getting ultra platinum lewd
>>678456355Oh damn spiderfag back at it again w ith the shitposting.
>>678456304
>>678456324
>>678456452
>>678456263
Love me spidey senpai!
>>678456177
I'm sorrryyyy!
>>678456324
Fufufu Perfect! I'm doing a good job! n_n
>>678456365
best waifu rite here.
>>678455876
Thats awesome, i had no idea you also had daki stuff and Rei + Asuka is a great choice!
Can't say i have a balanced diet since i eat so much cereal but its not terrible either. I eat a lot of greens and mostly white meat.
>>678455998
"I love you guys edition"
Awwww, how you doing Chara?
>>678456489
The only gay things around here are you and your boyfriend.
>>678456325
im here bro
Claimed.
My last until later. Was relaxing.
I'll go to sleep. Take care and have fun comrades!
>>678456487
I'm above the first spiderman post.
You have no reason to be a little bitch about it.
>>678456560
>>678456510
Donut slut
>>678456487
Is spiderman on welcome back hug duty today?
>>678456487
>>678456489
>>678456513
>>678456577
>>678456592
>>678456610
>>678456610
Probably cause you're standing right next to it.
>>678456560
Rekt
Rektaroni
Rektapedia
Rektaholic
Fucking rekt
Platinum rekt
>>678456597
>bye
>>678456446
...very well ...
Whenever I'm reeaally horny I just read lewd fanfiction and the like and do slow strokes instead of get-to-the-goal-asap, ya know. .//3//. Works wonders.
>>678456470
OIOIOI NOO
>>678456507
Indeed you are. c:
Also, brb
>getting pizza
>>678456395
My favourite Parody!
Thanks CC!
>>678456521
I'm doing fine. A bit tired maybe since I just got up 2 hours ago
>>678456597
Good night!
>>678456640
Looks like it. I'm still to tired to make a welcome back for now
>>678456446
nice feets
>>678456637
you cant resist donuts.
>>678456695
>cheese pizza
>>678456676
Sorry im just sick of spiderfags.
>>678456597
Goodnight!! :)
>>678456695
See ya then!
>>678456642
>>678456521
I'm more of an art person than a daki person.
So if I really like a daki I'll buy it no problem.
Just not really using them in the daki way.
It is nice, though. I have one of Kurumi, as well - just those two.
Most dakis don't look great or are lewdshit.
I need a drink.
>>678456828
Oh just like you were by your dad then?
Well, I see lewd isn't needed. I guess Ill stick with
>S M U G
>>678456111
FUCKING HELL, FIRST REPLY, HOW DARE YOU!!!
>>678456735
anything to brighten someone's day
or darken it
>>678456830
PLEASE POST YOUR DRAWINGS, ANON
>>678456872
ok https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IOVkstxkdE
>>678456695
Awwh, that sounds pretty nice actually! Maybe I'll have to try that, but without the fanfic. No offense :p
>>678456889
IKR THEY STOLE MY WAIFU.
>>678456882
>>678456954
How bout you start by killing your self.
>>678456882
Did someone say smug?
>>678456889>>678456952
They say the more you care about your waifu the faster you are to claim them.
>>678456592
>>678456975
Things that don't exist can hardly get stuck can they.
>>678457008
>>678457008
No anon~ embrace the faggotry~
>>678457015
I WAS TOO BUSY WATCHING KONOSUBA AGAIN. THE IRONY IS RICH.
>>678456922
I'm listening to some good mood music right now!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAeybdD5UoQ&feature=youtu.be
When you watch the video it looks reaally nice and puts you in a good mood ehehe
>>678457023
>>678457055
Spidey, you missed the loli and trap threads
>>678457008
you are this tough
>>678457076
But Im enjoying throwing these sick burns.
>>678457055
And i'll get thrown out the window faster than your dad left you when you were born.
>>678457188
>>678457135
so am i
>>678457126
you do realize that image is satire right?
>>678457126
Someone actually hit me with something a bit original. Well played good sir.
To anyone who needs something relaxing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-_O7nl0Ii0&nohtml5=False
>>678456735
At least its weekend, it feels better if you're tired. (Unless you have too much stuff to do during it).
>>678456735
Its not that tiring, you said it yourself its just clicking on everyone. :>
>>678456830
>Most dakis don't look great or are lewdshit.
Like 99% of them.
>>678457231
Was that when you were raped by your dad? Or was it a different kind of fuck?
>>678457089
>THIS
>>678457091
this is surprisingly satisfying. didn't baka oppai use this?
>>678457264
you do realise it is autism don't you
>>678456928
Hello Chen. They are not very good. Did you see the one last time?
It wasn't perfectly representative but at least it will not incinerate your eyes.
Whatever I finish drawing for/in these threads you'll see eventually.
Also, is Chen the best 2hu?
I really don't know much about 2hu, but from looking at the media and anime (which is kinda awesome btw but only like 20 minutes in total or so)
>Kinema Kan
The little Awoo is nice, too.
>>678457226
Just like your classmates did when they found out you were adopted.
>>678457300
>lewd
>shit
pick one
>>678457327
>>678457300
That's true, it does feel okay to be a bit tired
Uuuugh... okay, I'm doing it next thread. Trying to loose spidey too.
>>678457349
No idea, I just found it two or three threads before and couldn't stop listening to it. I have it on loop now
>>678457371
>>678457361
Hmm, sorta left the sentence unfinished.
But from the media and everything I really like Chen.
>>678457462
*see aforementioned raped by dad joke.*
>>678457446
I got you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkOJ9uNj9EY
>>678457015
I did say
S M U G
M
U
G
>>678457003
And we have a small team now.
>>678457398
The team grows!
Anyone else for team smug?
>>678457485
You arent capable of derailing it.
>>678457424
Actually nah. Im just super fucking bored.
>>678457522
>>678457446
ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9tJ57Qao_Y&nohtml5=False
>>678457588
>>678457603
>>678457634
I dont have any. I personally think posting shit tonnes of spiderman pictures is unoriginal and lacks any flair or thought involved.
Mine.
>>678457566
Fufu! Team Smug is unbeatable!
>>678457566
is this smug
>>678457744
>>678457620
Heres another mashup
https://youtu.be/OO4LE9kc-Ow
>>678457770
Gets run over by a train.
>>678457398
Lewd is shit when it is where it shouldnt be. Would you cover your entire house walls with lewdshit?
>>678457446
Dont be afraid of people screenshotting your fails. I will shoot them down.
>>678457498
Chen = Pikachu
>>678457560
Huh... this sounds funny
But I'm not a rap person to be honest.
>>678457620
ooooooh! This is great! And so much Barakamon! I'm gonna show that to a friend, this makes me feel good. Thanks~
>>678457744
>comes to 4chan
>wants quality content
>>678455998
>>678457812
not really. Im just saying that if you actually spammed original stuff (and it wasnt the same picture 500 times) I wouldnt care.
>>678457869
>>678457566
Its smug time?
>>678457898
>>678457857
Fair point. I just expected that with thousands of /b/ro's on this site someone would tink of something original. It probably was a bit to much to ask.
>>678457898
Would you shut up. Your feeding him and spamming us at the same time.
>>678457836
Yes actually i would cover my entire house with lewd things.
>>678458008
Fair enough.
>>678457817
>420 pro allstars
doesnt get better than this
>>678457841
np man, baka oppai did alot of good shit, try this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dapibg7Atk&nohtml5=False
>>678458008
you're a faggot
>>678457984
>>678458008
>>678457775
Getting warmer. You really need to think of yourself as perfect, infallible and incapable of doing wrong to get the smug smile. Being a 961 year old immortal helps here.
>>678457869
Im smashing that
>smug
Button, but its not doing anything!
>>678457941
Yes. Its always smug time!
>>678458083
No thats not true he makes a fair point. I was feeding the spammers. I just want spammers to be original spam.
Dont worry everyone we still have the pantsu
>>678458060
God damn Okkarin
"I am mad scientist..."
"It's so cooool"
"Sonuvabitch"
>>678457764
>not having enough smug to join team smug
>feelsbadman.jpg
>>678458141
>Okay that's cool guess I'm not on team smug
Anyone feel like creating a new waifu thread? I cant be bothered.
Yuno-chan claimed.
>>678458258
>>678458298
>>678458321
Well I guess its bettter than spider man.
>>678458221
try this one, its a little bit more parody/amv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NXrTujMP50&nohtml5=False
>>678458322
>>678458241
It's okay. You don't need to worry. You see being smug comes from the heart. You need to be one with the adorable cocky little shit inside you, then you will be opened to team smug.
>>678458364
>>678458344
YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI!YUUKI! = 90% of Yuno's lines.
>>678458398
Did you read ANYTHING I have said in this thread?
>>678458419
Question. Who is that?
>>678458512
>>678458141
I give up
Going to leave for a while, i will wait til next thread for a final claim and then...
>>678458141
Will leave you with a smug smile.
>>678458389
kek'd hard
>>678458630
>I tell you hwat.
>the feel when people are trying to derail your bumper kart.
>>678458590
Sustained. Argument is groundless.
>>678458690
>>678458656
There we go. Good example.
New thread is now open!
>Chara
Due to spammers not linked!
Back with food
>Reianon
MAKE A NEW THREAD SO THAT I MAY CONTINUE THE LEWDNESS!
