Waifu claiming thread - Smug edition.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep RP and ERP at a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>How do we know if they are real guns?
>I don't know we will just have to point them at each other
>shoot and see which one is real
>most important: Have fun!
Shinoa claimed
>>678403559
Holo Claimed
>>678403559
kagami claimed!
>>678403662
how was your dinner?
Neetomoko claimed.
Sorry other Tomoko guy.
Where's Mugi?
Hey friends.
testing the guns edition when?
>sachi claim
Leone claimed
>>678402403
You're incredibly lucky that I'm too exhausted right now to discipline you.
>You'll sleep under my foot tonight.
Best coming through
>>678403707
Sakura + Anon = Sakuranon
>sakura claimed tho
>>678403819
It was pretty good..
Considering that I can't cook
>>678404048
what did ya make?? it alright, i managed to evacuate my whole barracks building with bacon smoke, can't be as bad as me lol
>>678403938
>sleep under my foot
>pls
>>678403825
>so many
Hello there hope you're having a fantastic day today.
>>678403884
hello
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Well guess i'll head off to sleep now.
Goodnight beautiful thread.
>thanks for OC whoever if you're still here.
>>678404450
night night yuuko, sleep tight
>>678404351
Hey man more bacon for you.
>>678404450
Good night bud.
>>678403884
Hey there.
>>678404450
Goodnight.
>>678404351
I made salmon,
Mainly because my room-mate randomly bought it and he has no idea how to cook...
>>678404450
Sleep Well!
>>678404569
true, too bad i didn't know turkey bacon tastes pretty bleh
>>678404078
God damn how are you my love? I missed you guys.
>>678403787
Yukko
>>678403819
Kagami
>>678403938
>That sounds absolutely delightful
I'm been working on this HTML so long no amount of coffee can clear my mind. So foggy.
>>678404038
>2016
>Not using Neko Girl
>Pleb
>>678404450
Shit. Goodnigh, sweet prince.
>>678404774
mmmmm, that's what im gonna get tomorrow, some kinda fish, it sounds awesome though
>>678404865
how are you tomoko anon? doing well i hope
>>678404774
Awoo~ brother
>>678404768
Breast friend.
>>678404450
Goodnight Yuuko
>>678403944
How was your day?
>>678404999
>checked
>>678404779
>turkey
That's where you went wrong
>>678404774
oh yeah! any update on your roommates mom? sorry if im being intrusive
>kagami anon
why can't animoo girls be real
>>678403559
Claimed my penis
>>678405231
yeah....never again, that's all i can say
Ellen Baker claimed
>>678405216
Booby brother.
< 27 > Girlfriend has cheated on me after 5 years. Time to pay her back https://hive.am/vxjM9 Enjoy this leak /b/, it has 3 videos of this bitch. Will remove it in a few minutes
>>678404948
Yeah, that type of strenous work will fuck you the more tired you become.
>Delightful for me, maybe
>Then again, you thrive off of that sort of thing, mm?
>>678404999
> memes
> not using actual best cat girl
> why
>>678403559
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Rory claimed
>>678405415
Also booby brother?
>>678405326
hello penis-kun
>>678405361
God dammit. I knew it was a matter of time before she was claimed.
>>678405548
Hey! How's it going Rory?
>>678405479
>2016
>Sakura isn't neko, narutard
>plebutard
>>678405415
>*tit pun involving alliteration*
How's your night going?
>>678405088
I'm getting better everyday. And yourself? Anything interesting happen lately?
>>678405088
Yeah,
I really enjoy sea food..
>>678405125
Aw..Awoo?
>>678405256
Oh,
She was in a car accident and was apparently just normal procedures,
However I find it strange that no one told him before he left...
>>678405453
Take it elsewhere, we don't need people getting all hot and bothered over your rp
>>678405479
>>678404999
>Stand back plebs
>Real best kitty has arrived
>>678405677
Going well. Just having lunch rn.
>>678405548
Hay Rory,
How's your day?
>>678403559
Anime?
>>678406012
That looks like ribbon to Leonanon
>>678405453
Oh, you bet I do.
>I enjoy it down here
>>678405829
really?? great to hear!! naaww, just kinda riding out life, see where it takes me, how about you? anything exciting happen?
>>678405954
me too, i've never had mussels before though, im glad it wasn't something too serious, i hope he's doing well
>>678405567
I dunno if you've got the assets for it.
>>678405803
Going alright, like I said earlier the reason I haven't been in the threads all day is because I started a new video game, I'll be around more tomorrow but I wanted to get the hang of it today. Has your night changed at all since earlier?
>>678406130
Is good. Awoo~
But yeah. All the best for your roomies mum.
>>678405985
>Clearly new
>Calling conversation between two anons rp when it isn't
>Implying you can enforce any set of arbitrary rules
Okay, I'll bite. Please expire.
>>678404865
Shit my b I was in a nostalgia thread
I posted this fucker right here
>>678403559
Cana Claimed
>Be me
>Be weeb
>In waifu bread
>Only actual neko
>the end
Brung a tear to my eue
>>678406012
your waifu a sloot
>>678406481
isn't that from courage the cowardly dog?
>>678406237
Hows this?
>>678406481
But... I will be perfect in 40 years!
>>678405985
>>678406446
Please ignore him, this is fun to watch
>>678406446
>Clearly new
What do you consider yourself?
>>678406341
I never really enjoyed mussels,
To my knowledge it wasn't anything to serious..
>>678406341
Well I watched my friend trip on acid today. It was pretty interesting. He freaked because he swore he was eating a pancake but it was pizza. Nothing life changing overall though.
>>678406748
kek
I need a playlist for a project, lets post some music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlujizeNNQM
>>678406672
Dont see tail
>>678406148
Owari no Seraph.
>>678406012
Nice. I still need dinner but I'm being lazy as fuck.
>>678406481
Not this thing again. Shit scared me as a kid.
>>678406410
That's good,
Got any plans for the weekend?
>>678406672
How does it feel to know that your waifu would slob on my knob if she was real?
>>678406623
Yeah
I used to be scared shitless of that show general
>>678406368
Not much, I got some food and now I'm watching a movie.
>>678406778
that's good to hear, anything exciting happen today holo anon?
>>678406854
that kinda reminds of the one time mcdonald's put a pancake in my burger instead of a patty, sounds funny lol
>>678406976
Looks a little dry desu.
>>678406976
feels pretty good
>>678406976
>>678406614
Kay then. If you think so.
>>678406585
True catgirls are too selfish to be real waifus
>mic drop
I kid, all waifus are good.
>>678406928
Its halfway throigh Saturday here. Just got a little cleaning to do and spening my entire Sunday morning wirking my last shift at my old work.
>>678406976
Kinda small dude. I bet you stretch it for rate pics.
>>678406927
Not sure what Im gonna do for dinner yet.
>>678406368
I do, i promis
Check the twins
>>678406976
I always wondered what Mai's dick looked like.
>>678407057
especially the spider hotel episode
>jesus christ
>>678403559
85 posts
24+1 posters
LOL
Ill take more dick pics tomorrow. I'm considering getting a cat to just stab and post pictures on these threads. You guys may see this as edgy, but in reality, who can stop me? Nobody, it's literally something I can get away with while tugging at your heart strings. Too good
>>678407116
How do you fuck up that bad? I don't do fast food since I got food poisoning from taco Bell. It felt like there was an entire Mexican family having a tequila party in my stomach. Have you ever gotten that?
>>678407325
Spiders
>Be me
>Be 13
>See spider in bathroom
>Eat spider
>>678405216
Great. Bosses told me that the new warehouse I'm working in will be in the woodlands now. Very nice since work is now closer to home
>>678405548
AAAYYYYY
>>678405567
Leone lemme see some smug. I know she has some
>>678406148
Owari no serpaph
>>678407058
Nice, I'm actually about to get some food myself.
>>678407238
>What is this, titties for ants?
>>678407116
I had a strange experience at my local shopping centre,
I was waiting in a line when a small child yells behind me...
"Gotta go fast"
That was the only moment in my life when I contemplated self harm...
>>678407428
>try harder please
>>678407428
U have tiny benis and also we don't care, you're welcome to friend.
>>678406339
You said you were using HTML, what project are you working on?
>This doesn't surprise me one bit
>At least you can handle it
>>678407428
>You guys may see this as edgy, but in reality, who can stop me?
Do you even Engrish?
>>678407519
...
Fuckin savage
>>678407582
If ants are 50000000000 Km tall maybe
>>678407325
I remember going to my grandparents house one day when I was little
It was late then this came on and I just ran out of the room
Also this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KFREs4GaJVU
>>678407325
Whole show was a mind trip.
>Retuuuuuuuuuuurn the slaaaaaaaaaab
>>678407428
Heh.
>implying Im not already emotionally numb from years with butchers and cooks
>implying I havent already seen your dank OC
>>678407554
AYYYY
>>678407519
Next post will be Larry, son of Harry.
>lurking
>>678407508
seriously, taco bells pretty bad sometimes, i eat fast food like once every 5 months or something
>>678407606
ohhhhhh??? i hope that's real, because that's hillarious, lmao
>>678407768
Fuck you I repressed that memory so hard for so long.
I'm out for now, need some alone time again for a bit. Cya
>
Lucina Claimed.
>>678407766
Here he is. 2 months he sat in the same spot. Id flick flies at him to eat. Fun times.
im tired, anyone got any advice for trying to sleep?
>>678407918
>>678407768
Forgot pic
>>678407768
the man in gauze the man in gauze
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGiRRTi_hJk&nohtml5=False
>>678407428
Do it, I want to see how brutal you truly are. Scare the shitheads off with your dick and make sure you gut that cat good.
>I'll be waiting for your delivery
>>678408018
I know,
Tasty snack
>>678408018
>be me
>have arachnophobia
>TFW
>>678407892
It's all bad. Burger King has hot dogs now. Isn't there like some kind of unspoken rule against that?
>>678408197
Dont worry i ate it
>>678407706
I'm working out some kinks in a website.
Trying to polish it up, get it running at maximum efficiency.
I'm experiencing a little bit of lag and I'm not sure what from, seeing as I've simplified the interface as much as I could. I think I have to many overlapping layers hidden somewhere.
>>678407892
Yeah,
I went with my room mate as he was in a game store,
We were in line...
A child at the age of 8-11 yells "Got to go fast"
Then walks away...
>>678408004
Pretty sure Falchion isn't meant for that. Appreciated all the same.
>>678408124
Nah. He kept that room clear of all pests. Good Larry.
>>678408197
You shouls have seen Harry. Dude was mean.
>>678408053
Something about that post seems a bit... NAAAAAAAAAAAUGHTYYYYYYYYYY
Hey everyone, how's it been?
>Best idol claimed
>>678408349
oh no....im almost tempted to eat one, just to see what it does to my body...
>>678408400
that's too good, i guess he was a hardcore sonic fan...lol
>>678408408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpNKc9BFqgA&nohtml5=False
>>678408640
Hay,
How has your day been?
>>678408640
Hey, nice to see you again friend
>>678408408
>"You should have seen Harry. Dude was mean."
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FFV2zesiZww
>>678408943
I've seen enough shit here
>>678407582
That's cool.
>>678407864
Hello.
>>678407238
wew lad
>>678408640
Hi Maki
>>678407238
not big enough
>>678408640
Been good. I bet Id make a great idol though. How have you been?
>>678408400
That kid must have been raised by cringelords. Sad day for humanity.
>>678408781
Thats the shit, man.
>>678408354
>I'll iron out those kinks for you P
Hm, that's what I thought you were doing. Unfortunately, I don't know too much on web design.
>I do study Networking/IT though
>>678409072
I replied to the same post twice
>i need to sleep
'nother greentext
>Be me
>Be 6
>Visiting uncle's farm
>Sneak out at night
>See cow
>Drink milk straight from its utters
>get caught
>Leave early
>speaking of phobias im a Cetaphobe
Heres the other random on-off pets we have.
Rory-sama
>>678408640
Nico nico nii
I spent the night at a friends house once and played this. He lost his shit.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tY92NAdGaR4
I'm gonna go make some tea,
I'll be back in about 10 minutes..
>>678409072
How's it going friend?
>>678409525
Yes. All my yes.
>>678409303
Im only really afraid of not knowing when a needle is going to puncture my skin. Even when I have full control over when the needle drops.
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>>678409525
that soundtrack.....no....please no
>>678409303
how do whales scare you?
>this will help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mCR-tOyxHY
>>678409583
It'm alright, how about you?
>>678409525
I was at a friends house and I played an ear rape version of All Star by Smash Mouth through his speakers at full blast
>>678409890
Whales are fucking scary
>>678409128
Do you have a dummy email?
I could show you what I got so far.
Claimed
>>678410071
I shat brix
>>678410071
>It'm
fuck me
>>678410107
I can be holding the needle abive my skin and Ill have a panic attack. Simply because I cant see it. If I can see it, and put it in while feeling the pressure, Im good.
>>678408813
Pretty good besides the fact I broke my glasses. How about yours?
>>678408907
Likewise Milinda. How are you?
>>678409072
Sup Galko?
>>678409113
Ha I'm sure you would. I've been fine, just trudging through life and the mishaps that come.
>>678409397
Heyo Shinoa.
Krul Tepes Claimed
>>678409525
IM HAVING VIETNAM FLASHBACKS
>>678410071
I think 10 hours of this may be an equivalent
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HgQEuPw942c
>>678410356
Whales could swallow you
Like with Jonah for instance
>>678410356
Speaking of fears I think I may have a fear of the ocean.
>>678410429
Howdy
>>678410596
And whales?
>>678410596
Like how deep it is or the shit that's in it?
As long as I don't think about it it doesn't really disturb me
>>678410112
I need to make one honestly.
>Far too exhausted for that now
I'll make it tomorrow and remind you.
>>678410071
Wishing I wasn't on mobile... Gonna be a long weekend.
>>678410386
Kinda mad that I'm at drill. :/
You?
>>678410596
i think my fears would either be darkness, or the unknown
>kinda the same thing
>>678410702
Wouldn't say whales just the ocean.
>>678410755
A thing that disturbs me is what the fuck is actually in there. HOW MUCH IS ACTUALLY FUCKING IN THERE.
>>678410788
reserve or national guard?
