Loss prevention fag here im currently at work watching cams ask me anything.
Who's your favorite Pokemon?
Bump any other agent fags on got any good stories?
Any fagoots lost?
>>678241453
I like Umbreon, especially when its a curse one thats a physical stall.
Yeah i know snorlax does it better but i love umbreon
>>678241318
I'm Japanese. Do you think I could crawl through the vents and steal shit without getting caught?
how can I destroy this cancerous thread? sage doesn't work
Why i cannot upload picture using chan4chan app?
>>678241318
your job shouldn't exist
and your company is a bunch of nazi dogfuckers
>>678241721
Well the vents in my store are rusted pieces of shit that'd break and the amount of dust caked on them god knows whats up there
>>678241318
Why are you commiting time theft?
any chicks flashed their tits at the cam before?
>>678241725
Just dont reply at all>>678241725
>>678242018
the fuck world do you live in?
without googling it, can you tell me what the sun looks like?
>>678241824
Probably but im happy getting $17 an hour in a pretty chill job
Sounds like you got pinched though and are a tad bitter
>>678241944
I'm Japanese so I can crawl through almost anything without breaking it. Here goes nothing!
>>678241989
Im still applying my duties
>>678241989
because I am a Leprechaun
>>678242018
No ive not had this happen to me
What ross do you work at
>>678242389
You're still stealing. Are you going to report yourself?
>>678242327
shut up chink
>>678242684
Im not a ross scarecrow thats just some random pic i googled
what's the best way to steal without you noticing
>>678242749
Ooh, he's got you there.
>>678242289
if you tried to stop me from leaving the store I'd jack your ass let's put it that way
>>678242863
Actually buy something big but cheap
>>678242913
Is it in your policy
>>678242913
You sound pretty tough.
I don't believe you. Post a timestamp of you sitting at your station.
>>678242913
The ones that talk or boast the most usually turn out to be cryers
>>678243100
when I need to be
you sound like you've downed a few too many twinkies
>>678241673
Which presidential candidate do you think is most like umbreon?
>>678243240
I'd sue your fucking ass too
and win
>>678241318
The fuck is loss prevention?
Like in-house security that stop you from stealing or what?
>>678243212
Nah cuz exif data and anything u could use to identify me or my store to get me shat on by my dm id rather not i like my job
>>678243394
OP is a paid goon, anon
he's trying to downplay it
>>678243304
Trump
>>678243449
jsyk 4chan has been automatically stripping EXIF data from pictures for like two years now.
It's still probably not a good idea to post a picture of your desk when you're supposed to be working, but still
>>678242913
How many times have you beat up a security guard who's caught you shoplifting? I'm betting zero.
>>678243394
Pretty much i could go into detail about certifications and powers to arrest but im lazy i will go with ur description
>>678243653
this
it's actually pretty oblivious OP works at a Walmart though
>>678243799
Are you authorized to carry a gun on duty?
Do you?
What's your favorite caliber for carry?
>>678243696
Try me faggot
I'd walk out of there with cash, too
>>678243653
Thats why i didnt do it
>>678243896
Fucking OP you're supposed to prevent this shit
So how does it feel to be lower on the food chain than a rent-a-cop?
And just for clarification, I never stole anything anywhere, I just think it's funny to berate you.
>>678243696
This isnt me anzwering
>>678243449
>Take the picture
>Open it in paint
>Save As
>1836738.jpeg
>untraceable picture
>>678244024
Fine. Meet me in the parking lot of the Greek restaurant at 6th and Division in Tacoma, WA in 30 minutes. Bring it, faggot.
>>678244012
If i was in arizona or texas i could but im not
>>678244262
just shut up faggot
Have you ever witnessed an on cam rape or any nontheft related crimes?
>>678244366
meet you in the jigaboo part of T-Town?
I don't think so faggot
>>678244109
You can call me w.e u want i get paid enough to have a 2 bed apartment and vidya
>>678244388
good
>>678243653
>EXIF data from pictures for like two years now.
I'm pretty sure it's been like this for much longer
>>678244388
Still didn't answer your favorite caliber
9mm is best mm, fampai
>>678244586
>i get paid enough to have a
top of the line fleshlight
>>678244765
gunfag
what's the racial breakdown for thieves?
>>678244765
copfag detected
>>678241318
how come ive walked into walmart everyday for a year now steal booze and tv dinners and have never been caught?
>>678244479
Yes
>be on duty
>kiddy fiddler hiding in womens restroom
>its one of those single toilet rooms
>he has his pants down to his ankles his dick out
>13 yr old grill opens door
>dude grabs her she flips her shit twists out of grasp
>She runs to mid store screaming like shes dieing
>big scene of ppl gather around her
>dude was fat mexican guy he got away from her commotion
What's the weirdest thing you're ever caught anybody trying to steal?
What's the weirdest way they've tried to get away with it?
How often do you actually have to physically stop somebody?
>>678244765
OP here i do like a baretta and clean it enough to not jamll like some fags cry about
>>678241318
Do you spy on dressing rooms?
>>678244560
Why, you scared faggot? I'll FUCK you up.
How long of breaks does Target give you, john?
>>678244861
Mexicans more than blacks
But blacks always get caught whites get caught alot too cuz they ar3 dumb
>>678245058
Cuz those lps show up to collect a check and dont give a shit or they probably hit quota and dont give a shit
>>678241318
I work at Smith's and we can't say shit to anyone even if they put stuff in their pockets right in front of us. Can't even say "put that back". Our security guy just stands around looking Indian. He doesn't even have a whistle. Do you have a whistle anaon?
>>678245135
I do atleast 5 stops a week
We have a quota mine is 5
When i use to do superior grocers lp it was
Steaks
In their underwear
>>678241318
How does it feel to know that people can and will get away with stealing $1,000s of merchandise on your watch?
>theftfag here
>>678245324
Dont have dressing rooms
>>678245491
so you think theyve spotted me and just dont care cause its not valuable? also i buy a 2 liter everytime or some other random shit
>>678245363
I dont know cuz i dont work for target and my name isnt john
>>678245708
Thats cuz u are scarecrow level loss prevention you are paid to look like u will stop someone
I wear plain clothes and blend in
Pics of cams or die in a fire
>>678245394
Whiteboi here
Everything in my home is stolen. Never been caught. My biggest steal was a 50 inch LED from Walmart.
>>678245716
You can steal anything you want from Smith's. Go walk out the door with a hundred bucks worth of booze. Nobody will say shit. I'm serious. The 'loss prevention" people are retarded. In most places (except for Wal Mart) they can't even beat you up.
>>678246091
>My biggest steal was a 50 inch LED from Walmart.
Sure
Did you stick it down your pants or between the folds of your fat?
>>678245774
Do you know anyone in your industry that does spy on dressing rooms?
Why would you work that job if you ain't spying on naked bitches?
>>678245716
When i started out this use to get to me but after my first injury with a booster (broke my finger)
And he went to hail for 10 years
I stopped caring i mean its not my shit i still get paid.
I would probably have a drink with you its just a means to my end i dont give a shit or judge
>>678246057
Tjat cuz i aint pussywillow secret shopper. I am in meat department and you assholes don't do shit
>>678246288
cause they probably arent betafags you fucking betafag
>>678245779
Yeah more than likely they dont want to write the report
>>678246111
Walmart will let you rack up 5 or 6k in multiple visits. Then they will call the cops when you walk in. They have cc footage five years back.
>>678241318
QUIT FOLLOWING ME YOU PC FAG!
>>678241318
what kind of store do you work for?
who steals more guys or girls?
what are some of the most commonly stolen items?
what determines what items have RF tags in them?
any tips for not getting caught?
>>678246283
He probably had a reciept outside found and walked it out with a cart acting cool calm and collected.
This actually happens alot OP here btw
>>678246461
I'm scared of the Wal Mart police. In New Mexico they are meaner. Everyone else are wayyy to lenient
>>678241318
ILL BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU WITH A PLUNGER FROM HOUSE WARES!!!
>>678246283
Actually I peeked ofsticky alarm tags and stuck them to 30 different carts. The alarm went off several times as innocent people were walking out. Waited for maximum confusion and walked right out.
>>678246455
yeah ima poorfag and i actually had an lp tell me i can steal what want as long as its food
>>678246693
That was actually my first plan. But it's really hard to find receipts to big ticket items just flying around in the parking lot.
>>678246461
Does an indefinite ban ever get lifted?
>>678246809
Well, he wrote it on the internet so it must be true.
>>678246693
i know alot of drug users who do this, then return what they stole for dollars
>>678247019
Pretty much when new manager and loss pervention loses their contract. New players new game.
>>678247249
Oh damn.
So what you're saying is try and get the loss prevention people to unionize.
>>678241318
Have you ever apprehended anyone? Do you just drive around in a Sentra listening to fag music all day?
>>678246809
You fucking mad man.
>>678247481
ive seen them grab a dude by his backpack and just floor em
>>678241318
What's the best method you've seen for stealing? Easiest items. Most watched items. Have you masturbated on the job?
>>678246322
Nice dubs.
I once had a Steven seagull type looking LP following me around. I was afraid at first but surprisingly he didn't stop me. It was Kmart. I stole so much in one day I had to have a drop point. I would carry it all to the railroad tracks and go back to the store 20 or thirty times. I was 12 back then. I feel like people like me are why Kmart went under in my city.
>>678241318
how do u feel about all the times i fucked ur mom?
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?

this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
>>678248016
dont ask tthe lp ask a thief. tuck your shirt in and put on a jacket stuff it in ur shirt instead of pants
>>678241318
As a sales associate at my store were taught to not confront people that are stealing. We can not call the police either and we have to intimidate them by giving them customer service. What are your tips on getting niggers to stop stealing without confronting them directly?
>>678248510
y do you care?
When I was a preteen I had a friend with a junkie mom. One day after school (around Christmas), me and my friend went in his house to find his little sister sobbing "mom say nothing for Christmas". My friend said " don't worry I'll steal you Christmas ". I shit you not. Me and him stole 1k worth of shit from Kmart for his little sister. Still feels good mang
>>678241318
Fuck you and kill yourself. How do you justify your existence?
>>678248271
Eh. Most the shit I would want is too risky. I'm just curious.
>>678243958
Walmart refers to theirs as Asset Protection, not Loss Prevention. He works for a different company.
Op here had a stop for cosmetics Rn
Someone said to kill myself how do i sleep at night etc.
Like a fuckin baby
And no i wont kill myself life is pretty chill
>>678248671
Because I don't want niggers stealing things in my store while I'm working my ass off to get the things I want.
>>678241318
Stole some shit, got one of those "Pay us $250 or take it to court" bullshit things. I'm just ignoring it. Whatya think my chances of them taking it to court are?
>>678249301
i got like 3 of those. nothing so far
>>678249098
sounds like theyre working smart and youre working hard
>>678249421
Same, I got my third a week or so ago
>>678248799
Maybe, late at night, when he's in bed trying to sleep, he remembers that he has a job and works hard, and that he isn't a lazy fuck like you who wants everything handed to him. Only that type of person would have trouble recognizing the necessity of businesses hiring people to safeguard their shit from theft. Faggot.
>>678249609
my stomach still drops when theyre standing at the exit waiting for you tho
>>678250123
Yeah, I still think about it too. I'm done with that shit, I don't need that kind of trouble in my life. my theft was like $12 and I returned it still packaged so It'd be really nice if they fucked off with those letters.
>>678241318
the only thing you can prevent from losing is your virginity OP
>>678249544
Eh they're not smart, by profiling them and observing their "shopping" you can tell if they're stealing or not. 90% of the time they are. It's just annoying not being able to tell them to fuck off, which was why I asked for advice in the first place.
>>678249098
OP To answer your question all u can do is constantly ask them if they need help aimce u arent lp.
Also you do care to much its not ur stuff its the companies you dont get paid enough to put up with the bullshit
>>678244024
He'd beat this kid into a puddle of tears and blood, then he'd high-five the team of power lawyers that his company pays.
>>678249301
Ok OP here.
If you really want to take it to court answer me these questions
Did they stop you outside
Did you sign anything
What store was it.
Put court off for as long as possible to the last available date because more often than not they will lose the video footage unless they burned it to disc most dvrs only hold 3 months of footage
>>678242289
Yep once got caught by a little LP kid. A real cutie could not have been more then 18 years old. Took him hostage and raped him several times then left his naked ass 40 miles from Vegas. Often wonder if he survived? I still jack off in his briefs on occasion.
What's the weirdest thing you have seen while watching the cams? And or what do people steal most of? Computer duster?
>>678246795
Plungers are in Bed and Bath, moron.
Try stop me mother fucker i drop you ass and kick you 3 times alot hard
>>678250000
THE WISDOM OF THE QUADS!
>>678252220
>alot hard
Making me horny..
Do you wear boxers or briefs?
>>678248810
OP here
Steal small expensive shit and resell it to buy the big expensive shit you want.
Buy big cheap shit make it seem like you are honest.
Honestly its rolling the dice its all about if the LP needs to hit his "stat" quota for the week.
The thieves who get away are mostly cuz
A they caught someone else and are processing them
B they dont care cuz quota met
C they just dont care
D they are legit shit at the job
You can youtube how to steal just dont look like a sketchy faggot
>>678251870
People steal cosmetics and soaps/deoderant the most
Wierdest thing on camer prob that attempted rape i greentexted
>>678250395
Someone's been pinched before. Don't worry. You'll learn how to steal better.
>>678252220
This reminds me of the old dial up chat rooms.
>>678241824
yes. you are right. any cunt should be allowed to walk in and just take anything they want because fascist scum. power to the people!
btw you're a fucking idiot
>>678253180
I remember being 11 too
>>678251347
I was about to pass through "lobby room" that walmart has leading to the outside of the building.
I did sign their sheet, they made it "seem" like I had to sign it.
Walmart
I don't want to take it to court, I just want to stay banned from that store and move on with my life.
i used to steal shit from walmart. like 4 years ago. im talking a lot of shit. you think they could still get me?
Probably make this thread again some other time but instead of ask me questions ask me how to steal better
>>678253291
Really? I thought you were 13/f/cali
>>678254280
No they have to have tangible evidence
>>678254280
Depends if you keep flapping your fucking lips.
>>678241318
If I stole some shit from your store, would you throw a little fit like a bitch and try to stop me or just let me take it?
>>678242913
nigger
>>678254539
i got caught once stealing a mini fridge. i took it to the police station and they let me go. i know i was on camera. i used to bring in walmart bags and fill them up and leave. i probably took 5k total at least
>>678246091
How does it feel being a nigger?
>>678246057
Whats the worst loss prevention situation you had to deal with?
>>678255240
When a guy pulled an AK47 out of his front pocket and shot me like 100 times. Man, shit was cash.
>>678254037
Any advice you can give with this? thanks
>>678254644
I wouldnt let you go till i got it back
I can go hands on so if you wanted to tussle lets tussle
>>678255240
When booster broke my finger
>>678255479
I have a gun
>>678241318
Would you call the police if you saw someone with a noticable boner? Like he was just walking around looking at items, hoping women would stare at his cock? i do this sometimes because it turns me on when women stare at my dick.
>>678255240
One time I had diarrhea in my pants while chasing down a thief.
>>678255240
One time I tripped while running after some kid who stole a candy bar and my dick landed right inside a prostitute.
>>678254037
Because you were stopped in the vestibule you can go to court and win.
5 feet outside of the actual property onto the parking lot constitutes exit.
You need 5 elements to prosecute
Entrance to the products aisle
Selection of product
Concealment of product
Failure to pay for product at manned register
And exit
You can argue you were looking for sale of water or other outside display products in the vestibule "the inbetween exit of store"
And had not technically left the property with unpaid merchandise
Stick to this and you win
>>678255752
No not my problem
>>678255685
If you show me the gun you can have the shit
But i will open an investigation with police and lift prints off anything i saw you touch with my shitty little dust kit
And send all video footage to police
Its there problem then if you get caught thats armed robbery.
>>678256265
Do I say they scared me into signing things? I'm pretty sure the document I signed would have had some sort of clause admitting what I'd done.
>>678255752
what the actual fuck
>>678256649
>implying fingerprinting actually works
You watch too many CSI shows, son
>>678241318
What do you look for, body language wise? How accurate are you at picking the good from the bad. Whats the most common body language of someone who came with the intent to steal?
>>678256653
Say you were not explained what it was you were signing abd that you were told they were just release forms.
Which is actually a line i use so they dont read it when in actuality its an admission of guilt you are signing
>>678256360
what if it was like... a really, really big cock. like 10-12 inches?
>>678256649
Lifting prints isn't easy, and even trained officers fuck it up all the time.
Just shut the fuck up you lying sack of shit.
>>678241318
>retail loss prevention
Must be a raging douche bag
>>678256653
If you signed it under duress it's invalid.
>>678241318
Man i give you people so much shit at the door, how do you deal with retards like me?
>>678256850
Hey man if youve been booked before it actually does if you havent enjoy your stuff
Its just dust and a plastic film that lifts the dust print off onto the plastic what the cops do with it i dont give a shit im still getting paid.
Its not rocket science
>>678257132
No he just has to explain it wasnt explained to him in detail and he signed under false pretense of release
>>678256880
Okay, thanks. Hopefully they just drop this stuff within a few more letters. The part about me not having left the premise of the building seems helpful.
>>678257132
How do I make the court think it was "under duress?"
>>678257390
You not physically leaving the last set of doors is the win right there.
Just say what i said i was told i was signing a release not an admission of guilt i wasnt allowed to read the paper they just said sign here and here and i could go
>>678257643
Thanks bud. "I was not fully explained that I was signing an admission of guilt. I was not given the time to read the paper and was told I could leave once signed."
>>678257945
There u go
>>678258048
Should I say anything about looking for a water fountain or some other products kept outside, such as gas tanks/ ice cream etc?
>>678258250
Bottled water packages the drinking water that comes plastic wrapped in individual bottles are the most common products stacked on sale in those entry halls
I mean fuck thats whats in my vestibule right now is bottled water and little swimming pools for kids its spring seasonal items
>>678259203
Also opt in for a public defender and give him all this pertinent info he will suck your dick for giving him the free win he will word it to the judge better and get points towards partner or some shit for the win
Hey thanks anons for killing time while im at work hope i helped some of you faggots out
