ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
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ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
>>696973528
ɹɐɔ sɯoɯ ʎɯ ɟo ʞɔɐq ǝɥʇ uᴉ ǝɯ ɹǝƃuᴉɟ oʇ pǝᴉɹʇ puǝᴉɹɟ sɯoɯ ʎɯ
>>696973781
what kind of car??
>>696973528
I've masturbated in every Barnes and Noble I've ever been in.
>>696973842
sɯoɯ ʎɯ
>>696973528
Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy ;) *nuzzles your necky wecky~* murr~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea~ its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease *squirms* pwetty pwease *sad face* I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like I need to be punished really good~ *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks shaft* mmmm~ so musky *drools all over your cock* your daddy meat I like *fondles* Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh god im so hard~ *licks balls* punish me daddy~ nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I love your musky goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre of your cock* salty goodness~ *eyes role back and goes balls deep* mmmm~ *moans and suckles* yess daddy, cum in my mouth *suckles more on daddy's cock*
>>696974278
hotttttttt
>>696974071
me too (I've never been in one).
I once worshipped and came on my sisters feet when she was passed out drunk
>>696974071
id ask how you havent been arrested and put on a sexual offender list but you are probably the only person in the store at the time besides the stoned teenage and 99yo employees
I poop out of my butthole.
My gf who is 25 is a virgin.
I hold the secrets to a hidden city in the sand that harbors the fountain of youth.
>>696975820
born again virgin for the 500th time maybe
I wanna meet and date a tiny, skinny girl I can fatten into sexy, voluptuous woman with more cushin for the pushin and spoil her rotten <3
Pic related
I used to touch people while they were sleeping when I was a teen
im about to kill my fourth person. its crazy because i realized that just anybody can become a murderer. pretty easy actually
I sucked my friends uncut cock and let him fuck me in the ass when we were coked out
I steal and sniff panties
i dont bother even hiding these threads, i just scroll right past cancer
>>696976140
How did you do it?
I fucked my cousin in her ass and came in her
I have a crush on my manager.
Where it at
I want to get a group of guys and gangbang my sister. Fill and cover her in all of our cum
it gets me off to share pics of my gf
>>696973528
> when i was 13 i used to live with my grandparents for acouple years
> next door neighbors was an elderly couple with their adult daughter living with them
> she was my favorite jerk off fantasy, i remember her bedroom was at an angle to mine where if i craned my neck i could just see into a corner of her room.
> she used to sit in that corner in her undewear getting dressed and would never bother to close the curtains
> i used to hide by our mutual fence and jerk off watching her paint in the backyard
> one day i broke in and stole some nude self portraits she had did, original plan was to just mess around with her stuff maybe jerk off on her bed or something
> hide portraits in a grandparents storage shed behind some old boxes
> think she knew it was me. asked me straight up once if i had ever seen one of her portraits. gave me an odd look when she asked, but of course i said no
I...
I pee in the shower ...
>>696976471
he pressed start on the game menu
>>696976471
ITT: we pretend we aren't all FBI agents
I stuck my finger in a sleeping girls asshole
>>696976724
Post, nigga!
i wanna be trans, but i could never pass
>>696973781
Were you siting in on the left or on the right? what colour dress did she have on?
>>696976718
Pic? I used to think about my ex gf getting fucked by her brothers when I'd fuck her. I'd come hard
I have a female friend with a fiance, and I hate saying it but I love her. Though I suppose at this point i've realized that just because I can't have her doesn't mean I can't love her all the same, but just as friends.
I have stolen pictures of my aunts breasts that I pleasure myself to.
>>696976490
That's not bad
>>696975904
I knew it!
>>696976735
>stole self portraits
Why didn't you just take pics with somebody's camera and bring the camera back? Something other than stealing smh
I have a foot fetish
>>696976942
Something about my browser on mobile refreshes the page 9 times out of 10. Trying to though
I consume very high amounts of amphetamines every day, without suffering from any withdrawal or side effects.
36 year old male. Married 3 years. Post my dick pics online. Seek out others guys and exchange on kik. Sometimes send jerk off videos. My cock isn't all that impressive. I just get off on it.
>>696973528
I have an incest relationship with my family
>>696977319
your whole family? that's a lot of work.
>>696977265
Get back to us in a few years
>>696975904
Lemme know when you get a key to the fountain of girl.
>>696977090
Did you figure out how to nuzzle in the vines without cutting yourself?
>>696977319
Nice
>>696977392
I've been doing this for 3 years now, my doctor says everything's fine.
>>696977112
i didnt know at the time she had any, and i was not a smart kid.
hence the completely random spur of the moment im horny and their gone plan to break in to their house
i say break in but the doors were just unlocked
besides even if i did think about that. i didnt really have any friends in the area yet and my grandparents didnt have a camera.
i agree the stealing is shitty, i was just to worried about getting in trouble to try and take them back. makes you feel better i felt like shit after i had finished wanking off the first time
>>696977390
Yeah my whole family including a few aunts, uncles and cousins.
I masturbate an average of 8 times a day. Several times I have cum over a hundred times in a day.
>>696977405
...is this a joke about not getting pussy?
Haha, no. There was plentiful. The problem was is that they were sordid and malicious. Ripe bodies, decrepit souls.
>>696977535
huh, do you think the rest see it as a secret?
>>696977617
No, it's a reference to an Oglaf comic.
I'm too lazy to look it up.
>>696977505
super sure on that
nice self delusion though, no skin off my back if a druggie wants to lie to himself
>>696977811
Naw, it's later on. They find the fountain of girl.
>>696977637
Yes, they probably see it as a secret. We're not allow to talk or speak about it to anyone or outside in public.
>>696977044
We ended up in a relationship and now she's pregnant. True story
>>696976901
In real life, most trans do not really pass.
>>696978147
Ah.
Well there are girls. Soulless skanks that are passed around like fuck meat but you're supposed to be so drunk of the fountain not to care that you're being spiritually corrupted.
>>696978159
I meant within the family, but I guess you answered that question as well.
>>696977319
Who's in your family?
My dad's a convicted Serial arsonist.
>>696978159
>>696978159
are you australian?
after giving a guy i knew for two months a blow job (4 different times) I think I'm fucking obsessed with him.
>>696977235
She's cute.
>>696978274
kek
like every single one of them think their the secret sinful one when in reality theirs a fucking train being run on aunt helen? like one leaves the room the next one enters?
>>696976967
I don't feel bad about it, but I know its wrong all the same to want her in such a way. I haven't told anybody I know since I'm not keen on fucking up one of my best friendships.
>>696977535
>>696977319
Is that banjo music I hear?
>>696978321
Thank you. I used to cum on her while she slept when we were in our early teens
>>696978274
My bad. Yeah everyone in my family see it as a secret. We know we're not supposed to tell others about it.
>>696978275
My mom, dad, my younger sister, my older brother, and me.
>>696978306
No, why?
>>696978410
It's actually Hill Billy music.
I'm in a relationship with two women. They don't know about each other.
The first I've been dating for about 3 years and she's a year older than I am. She wants to get married and have kids in the next few years. I already know I won't marry her, but I keep her around to get laid. Other than that, she tends to get on my nerves.
The second one I've been dating for about half a year now. She's 6 years younger than I am. She's way too attractive for me, but very inexperienced when in comes to relationships. I'm very certain that if I stay with her, she'll want to marry once she finishes graduate school.
They're both long distance, so they likely won't find out -- at least not anytime soon. They both know of the existence of the other girl, but simply think the other's just a friend.
I feel absolutely zero guilt. Zero.
>>696978394
Like hey bob, just telling helen good night. Oh me jim too what a coincidence right? I'd say so bob, i'd say so.
>>696973528
My fiance's friend is in love with me but I pretend not to notice.
>>696978501
No no. I thought you meant that it was all incest but no one in the family knew about the others' incestuous activity.
>>696973528
I am extremely spiteful and competitive towards some of the people I attended college and high school with. I've always had a chip on my shoulder and I know firsthand that people love to kick you when your down.
Today I have a privileged spot in the entertainment industry doing cool stuff. I enjoy creeping on social media and watching these idiots flounder in their careers and mediocre-to-zero talent. I like that my success probably fucks with them. I love seeing life kick other people in teeth.
>>696978501
australian incest family was found not to long ago
so imbred they couldnt even tell their own connections to each other
>>696973528
>been wanting to dump the GF
>shes boring AF
>might do it tomorrow
After 25 years of being together, my wife finally granted me access to her ass. I showed her some amateur porn of girls really enjoying that and she actually became curious, so yesterday we decided to try it.
I had no prior experience, but wanted to try it like for ever. I thought it would hurt at first and that I had to take it slow, then this happens:
> I lube up by hard cock and after inserting one, and later two fingers to loosen it up, tried to get my dick in.
> We decide standing is the best position so she bends over and I go stand behind her.
> Expect it to be a struggle and go slow
> The tip is in about half way and she moans, I think she is in pain, so i stop, she starts urging me to press on, so I do
> It goes in all the way in one move, almost no resistance at all and when I look down i'm in balls deep!
> The tip of my dick feels something solid (shit I guess) but instead of it being really tight, it feels really spaceous.
> In fact, the only thing I feel that is kind of tight is the grip at the base of my dick
> She starts making these deep moans and begins moving her ass up and down my shaft
> My dick slips out, her ass stays open en it slips in, no problem.
> The moment I slip it back in her knees buckle and her arms colaps and she is now on her knees and on her belly just moaning deeple and breathing like she's the exorcist.
> Since The in and out was the only thing I really felt, I start making long strokes, pulling my dick out and sticking it back in, rapidly.
> She now has no control and goes limp, which loosens her asshole more, which in turn urges me to pick up the pace more.
> Then she comes, and wow, did she come.
> I'm taling muscle spasms, inelligable words spurting from her mouth spitting them out more than talking, eyes turned to the back of her head and then she passes out.
My confession? I continued fucking her when she passed out since I hadn't cum yet and was kinda angry I had to finish solo..
>>696973528
http://newobserveronline.com/clinton-destroy-syria-israel/
Im fuckbuddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister
>>696978522
Do they also know you weigh over 500 pounds?
>>696973528
Everyone I know thinks I am a human being. Sometimes I believe the act too. I'm still deciding on what to vote for humans: Conquest, extermination or ignore.
>>696978501
So do you guys just have family sex after dinner every Friday night or something?
>>696978940
That pussy must be tight
>>696978763
>granted me access to
fine beta male specimen here. How long until she allows you to masturbate in the corner while she fucks one of her boyfriends?
>>696974233
Are you in Australia?
>>696973528
> POST YOUR SECRETS
OP is a faggot
>>696978955
>butthurt detected
>>696979024
yeah it's pretty nice
>>696973528
Like all of you, I do not exist. We are figments of the imagination of Lars Vincent Helmsworth, a patient in Hell's Pass Hospital's mental health wing.
>>696979030
ʎɥʍ sǝʎ
>>696979137
She let you fill her with jizz?
>>696979225
Hue
i was 12 and baited a girl in my class to have a massive fucking crush on me. used her for everything and dumped her for another chick 2 year later. other chick killed herself
I still get off to the thought of being deflowered by the scummy Internet predator I met when I was 15. and I fucking hate that.
>I fucked 3 transsexual escorts, hottest in my country
>all 3 liked me and I didn't had to pay
>I visit one of them every week, sometimes I visit 2 of them in 1 week depends
>fucked one trap, the little bitch tried to expose me
>fucked him even harder the next time and told him that I wont fuck him anymore
>he loves my cock
>tfw u dont give a fuck what u fuck :/
>>696978940
Yep... banging a horny 13yo... the only hard part in that is resisting such easy sex.
>>696978664
Oh no. Everyone in my family knows about it.
>>696978677
Ah I see but I'm not Australian though.
>>696979010
Actually it's something kind of like that. We use to go into our parents room once every month just before bed to have sex with each other. Now we're all mostly busy with our own things so whenever we feel like it we just go for the opportunity and do our own separate things.
>>696973528
sauce
http://tiny.
cc/kdwzcy
i have a foot fetish. i cum into girl's shoes without them knowing. Usually a friend or and friend of a friend.
>>696979354
same guy
>Me and my friends once entered a house in the middle of the night drunk as fuck, the house was full of gypsies who were on a rent there and were harassing the people in the neighbour hood
>fucked them up so bad that we do not even speak about this while there are other people around us
>>696978315
is he a tattooed black guy? it's a phase, skank. let it pass.
>>696973528
I have a special app that drains all the souls of people who lurk /b/. I'm gonna' use that as currency when The Reaper or another sinister being comes my way. Thanks for the currency, suckers!
>>696979285
she does now that she's on bc, only let me a couple times before then though. Havent used a condom with her for about the past month or so
I rig voting machines for the Clinton Foundation.
>>696979575
Yeah, no problem. make sure to pick me up a soul shake.
>>696979458
Joke's on you, some of them shoes are filing child support suits on you.
I want to date an anorectic girl again
cheated on my current girlfriend with my ex girlfriend
That was one of the causes of my ex girlfriend to break up with her current bf
I am still with my current girlfriend and haven't told her
>>696979593
It must feel great :D
>>696979361
Aren't you guys scared of making retarded babies?
>>696979778
3rd world girls are hottt
Been dating this girl for over a year but I recently found feelings for another girl and I don't know what to do.
I cheated on my last girlfriend 4 times
Once with a girl from tinder
Once with my best friend
Multiple times with my ex
Once with my dealer's girlfriend
And I have no idea why I did any of it. I crave suicide daily.
>>696979976
Also I started dating the chick from tinder
I'm a middle school teacher, and a couple of months ago one of my female students gave me head. We are currently in a sexual relationship, and you are the only one that knows, /b/!
>>696979818
Yes but we're extremely careful about it. My mom recently got her tubes tied together and we're always careful to pull out of my sister when we're close to finishing.
>>696979806
she's an awesome fuck, we hook up at least 3-4 times per week, though is almost daily lately. plus it's just sex, i dont have to take her on dates and buy her stuff or anything
>>696979225
Explains everything
>>696980183
special ed i assume
>>696973528
I would of voted for bernie
>>696980287
Man, I wish I could get a 13 year old to fuck like that :P
>>696980438
Hahaha, I know, it's too easy.
But no, she's not mentally challenged.
>>696978934
fucking israel is trigger happy and going to start ww3 and she's trying to calm them down before they do anything crazy. what a nightmare.
>>696978979
does conquest mean we get a chance at smexy alium waifus? otherwise you should ignore as we're pretty stupid overall.
>>696980183
Oooh... what a stud, seducing a hormonal teen while being an authority figure. lol
I see why this is a secret.
>>696979029
> It's called a marriage. Nothing Beta about that, but report back in when your pubes start growing and I'll explain the intricate workings of a relationship to you, and how watching porn on the web does not take your virginity away, ok?
>>696980821
If your individual purpose is assigned to sexual service, possible. It's usually our ugly people that use sex slaves. We know your race has nothing to contribute intellectually, you seem to be getting dumber faster than your technology is improving. A few of our agents wrote Idiocracy, the fate of your world if we ignore you.
i have a tv news show and use it to promote my globalist agenda. i get paid way more money to do that than tell the truth or focus on important stuff.
>>696980951
your vagina is showing
>>696977715
>>696977811
>>696978147
>>696981300
what's ugly to an alium tho? a 6?
>>696981397
>>696981367
Jealous?
I act happy but I feel like i wanna kill myself all the time
I sell false drugs to middle schoolers for way more than necessary
Ex: crushed Tylenol = Coke
>>696976076
Hell fucking yes.
>>696981497
That's called life. Deal with it..
I don't actually support Trump, but I'm voting for him because I'm 100% convinced any attempt to remove illegal aliens from the U.S. is going to result in dozens of police getting killed by cartels.
I once found a duck lost in my backyard and I got scared so I just threw it in the trash. I just didn't know what to do.
>>696980951
I don't claim to be a stud, and the first time I told /b/ in one of these secrets threads, I was terrified and asked /b/ if I should turn myself in.
/b/ told me not to, and work things out with her. I've told her we can go tell the principal together if she wanted, or forget it ever happened, and she chose to work it out ourselves.
Am I wrong for any of this? Absolutely. Right now she has a need to feel her actions (she actually initiated, even though I should've stopped her) had some meaning, and not just to get a cheap thrill of blowing a teacher.
I admit that I am very weak. Going forward after she blew me I was going to be cautious with her, and let her decide what she wanted out of it. But, we've spent a lot of this summer together, and I'm starting to care for her more than I should.
So, yes, I'm a horrible man, and you are still the only ones that know, /b/.
>>696981422
Asymmetry, defects, extreme disproportion etc. Our standards are varied. What we call ugly, you might not even consider "do-able."
I had a friend when i was like 14 or something who i knew since kindergarden and i guess you could call us pretty good friends. We usally met to play Call of Duty and that similar stuff you consider cool that age. One day, dont ask me how, we jokingly argued who had the bigger dick and it ended up in each other comparing. However, i didnt know to what this would lead... As i said we used to play CoD and such and he never used let me play after that, demanding to take out my dick so I could play. At this age i didnt see the problem and so I did it. As i continued being submissive to his demands he asked more and more. He jacked me but I never came past precum and I think he couldnt jerk off at this age either but you could tell he really enjoyed that. Even though I always was kinda resistant and he was the one "forcing" it, i never had to actually jack him off and he continued to do things like sucking me off, playing with my balls and humping me with clothes on and even though i found it "gay and therfore bad" as usual for this age i let him do everything just to play Black Ops...
>>696981649
Eh, maybe it will become a nostalgic memory for her. You know, like it is better than her daddy raping her or something.
>>696973528
During my clinicals as student in nursing, I was placed in a psychiatric ward for mostly people who are mentally challenged or have some sort of mental instability. During my clinicals I met a few patients who had erections but were handicapped or too mentally disabled to deal with them or understand what they were. Usually when they got these erections they became more rowdy or unstable, making it impossible to handle them. So I asked my supervisor who was a fully registered nurse about what to do and she flat out told me 'there's nothing you can do unless you want to give them a blow job to ease the tension.' At first I thought it was some really messed up trick but about a week later I saw her giving one of the patients there a handjob to calm him down. I know it's not legal to do that but it honestly seemed to work. After that day I've been helping some of the patients there by giving them handjobs. I doubt they know what was going in but it always seemed to help calm them down.
I like to smell my sister's dirty panties and masturbate...she's a stripper btw
>>696981689
how many pussys? what's the tit situation?
>>696981497
Congratulations on joining the ranks of functional depressives. Ride it out. Things will get better and get worse in an endless cycle. Enjoy the highs. Mourn the lows.
>>696978207
I have a friend who is Trans, (born a he) nit him any of his friend pull it off. they're a bunch of musky dudes who think they look amazing but are all walking disasters
was drinking with my 19 year old cousin. she was upset and fighting with her boyfriend over the phone. well she ends up passing out drunk and i end up fucking her. i never told her and she thinks it was her boyfriend when he came over later that night
I sucked off my little brother when he was sleeping multiple times
>>696981816
It did cross my mind that her fascination with older men might be from some sort of trauma. After a while I did start asking her what her experiences are with guys. She has no siblings, and I felt that we've built enough trust that if she had ever been abused at home she could tell me, but she didn't say anyone had ever molested her. She insisted time and again that I was her first in almost everything.
>>696981887
We are very similar to your kind. We are born with both genders but very few of us grow up hermaphroditic. We don't have a sex gene, our parents pick a sex, an ancient tradition that was part of an old (now dead) religion. Strong children were surgically modified to be male only. Nurturing children were surgically modified to be female only. Those on the scale, the parents simply had a harder choice.
>>696982150
How old were u and him. Ever though about fucking him while he's awake?
I have a collection of around 100 of the cutest girls shared around /b/ and look at it everynight, knowing my hardwork and searching, I will eventually find one just like them.
>>696980645
in all honesty it is mostly luck that im in the situation with her and i consider myself very fortunate. Only real downside is that we have to keep it on the downlow. Even though i am not one to generally share my sexual exploits with my guy friends, i know that would probably be jealous and/or think im not as lame as they might think. Only my one friend and his gf (her older sister) know and even then they didnt find out for quite a while.
I work in a retirement home and sometimes I give the elderly males a blowjob, handjob, or sometimes even straight up sex when they co-operate.
I've got my sister's freshly dirtied panties from her work today and they small sooooo fucking good. I wish my sister was as Pervy as I am and would fuck me...I'd die happy
I suck my index finger to sleep at night.
>>696982544
Can they still get wood?
>>696982611
Why not your thumb?
>>696982558
Son, what did I tell you about that? Now, put that in the dirty clothes. Also, stop masturbating in her room when she is sleeping on top of her blanket.
>>696982558
lol where does she work?
>>696981969
It's not any easier on the flip side.
FtM here and I don't expect to pass. I just want to dock my chest, get sterilized/hysterectomy (whichever I can), cut my hair and get on with my life.
I have been begging doctors for this for over a decade and keep getting "it's a phase, you'll change your mind and want babies because all girls want cute wittle babies!" even though I straight up told them that I do not want that and am not a fucking GIRL. I have changed doctors, moved areas, tried over and over again and keep getting the same reaction any where I go. I'm probably going to lie and use "family medical history" plus finally breaking age 30 to get the docs to finally do what I want them to. After that I'll change my name and be free at last.
...ok, so I'll look like a bull dyke but something, ANYTHING, is better than nothing! I can't keep doing this.
>>696981640
lol were you a kid? I used to try to make frogs fly and by the time they were dead I'd make a raft and float them down the river, it took a few times before I realized they were dead and weren't coming back cause I was retarded and thought they were sleeping or some shit after I just repeatedly thrown them in the air and splatted them on the ground
>>696982729
i had the same question, thumb is more penis-like, figured he'd be all over it
>>696973528
one time I accidentally the whole thing
>>696976140
For profiling purposes
How you chose your tsrget?
>>696982686
Some can. Most of them can't but despite not getting an erection they can still cum normally as if they were hard.
I fantasize about my brother when my boyfriend fucks me
I have fucked a girl in her asshole it feels nice but most think its nasty im not sure why
>>696982929
chkd. all at once?? a couple times i accidentally half, cant imagine accidentally the whole thing
>>696982928
Fucking.Kek.
>>696982772
Nigga I ain't Gon tell u bix nood
>>696983062
That's fucked both way, my friend.
>>696973528
I'm your alternate personality. Those few seconds you zoned out? I was using your body to post this.... .... ... ... YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
>>696983183
i thought i knew who i am but clearly i dont..
>>696982729
I don't really know to be honest.
>>696983062
I do that too. I fantasize I am my girlfriend's brother when I fuck her.
I'm attracted to girls of all ages, mostly teens but I have fantasized about girls as young as 8 or 9.
>>696973528
i want a slave like this
>>696979389
Wait....this...this is me
>the true story
>>696982873
Yea I was 8. I often found myself in peculiar situations where I had the worst reactions. When my dad heard the duck quacking and rustling in the trash my dad yelled at me asking what the fuck I was doing and my only response was
>it belongs there.
I was a stupid child.
I created a huge lie about a gang I used to be in that was essentially the illuminati in order to get a friend of mine to cooperate and meet every demand I made.
I would use fake numbers and text her telling her what she had to do, or else people in her life would be killed.
To make it seem real, I intentionally made a car hit me to further insist that I would be killed if we didn't listen to the demands of this group of people.
I got her to send me nudes, blow me and even jack me off, but never fucked her.
Eventually I started falling in love with her, but I knew the only way I could keep her in a relationship with me is by continuing with the threats.
Eventually i took it a little too far and she snapped and tried to kill herself, her father found her after she took a bunch of pills and they almost immediately packed up and left the state but not before going to the police.
I haven't heard anything from her since, and I don't know whether she found out it was me all along, but I kinda miss using her for my own personal happiness.
>>696982495
She ever let you make oc?
>>696982862
Dude, once you start T, pretty much every guy passes after a few months. I'm FTM myself, going to start T soon after three months of required gender therapy bullshit.
T has plenty of effects that would allow you to pass if you started it. Thickening of the vocal cords leading to a deeper voice, redistribution of body fat, facial hair, et cetera. Unless there's a medical reason you can't be on testosterone, you could absolutely pass.
>>696979340
Greentext
>>696983062
This is what I like
>>696983016
do you actually get naked to fuck them or just pull down pants quickie?
>>696983384
I want to fuck my best friend.
>>696983315
>8 or 9
what kind of fantasies?
>>696973528
I killed them all.
>>696981701
i know a guy who had guys kiss him and fondle him and shit because he didn't know how to say no and he's straight as hell. I'm gay and these stories just make me laugh my ass off
i killed her..
>>696983384
you deserve to die honestly you should suffer a lot and then die faggot
>>696980438
>>696980183
Shaved balls
>>696983607
Nope! I got away! Muahahaha! *scampers off*
>>696982544
Hot
>>696983576
Same, but wouldn't end well I'm pretty sure. Would be very awkward fo continue as best friends.
>>696983729
You got away to hell STINKY MOTHERFUCKER
>>696983553
It depends. Sometimes I'll get fully naked depending on the person I'm with. Most of them are happy with just a quickie but some of them still have a little bit of drive in them.
>>696983577
I should elaborate, I am mostly attracted to women 18+; however, I find many 17-13 yo very attractive physically. Sexual fantasies.
>>696973528
I secretly hate these fucking threads.
i go on CL and whore out myself to men way older than, generally middle aged to older type dudes. i put on a thong or panties and go suck them off and sometimes fuck them. cant count how many ive gone through by now and im 20.
>>696983384
I'm VERY grey, morally speaking. Lotsa' people in my life even believe I have no morals. But, if I ever did anything like this, I would probably be haunted by it until the day I killed myself.
a friend lost her phone in my car. I looked through it and copied all the nude pics she had taken and have been posting them on /b/
>>696983401
as in orig con? i'm not really up on kids' today sex lingo.. i do have lots of pics of her but im lame and will never share cause reasons.
>>696982544
Do you let them cum inside you?
>>696983925
That answers how that happened. I think I know who you are. Next time I see you, we are gonna' talk. Wear a cup... friendly warning.
>>696983384
Nice.
Hillary would be proud
>>696983384
Oh. And I also made her turn against the love of her life when I first started with all the lying.
I made her believe that he wanted to rape her and use her and he was actually a child predator (he was 24 she was 17, online relationship)
She believed me, because she thought I was in her life protecting her from all these "bad people" so why would I have any reason to lie to her?
I eventually started making her turn on more and more people in her life until it was just me and a few others that she could count on.
I eventually wanted even more attention from her so I told her that I found out I had cancer and only a few months to live, which brought her to an all time low.
after we broke up and she left the state, I got her best friend to stop talking to her by making up a bunch of lies and saying she had been black mailing me and taking advantage of me.
Now her best-friend has been falling in love with me and I'm waiting until it's official so I can send a message to my "ex" and completely break her.
>>696983952
She must be gorgeous. Private chat of some sort?
>>696983720
I am well aware of the Lani and Brad story, thus I am putting nothing up online. A few /b/tards had asked me to post her picture with clothes on, but I have refused to keep us safe.
>>696983576
both m? age?
>>696983809
Id also be open to fucking my friend(s) but would never make the 1st move cause too much risk.
>>696983998
No never. The only time I did was with this one elderly individual who was in his late 70's. He was behaving really well for the past few weeks and his birthday was coming up as well. Unfortunately none of his family visited him so I felt bad and let him have his way on that day. That was the one exception.
>>696983719
Probably. Honestly. I don't know if it bothers me much anymore.
>>696983905
I should probably be haunted by it, but I'm not sure why I'm not.
>>696983836
You must be getting a lot of enjoyment out of this. Do you have any greentext worthy stories?
When I was like 14 there was a thread on /b/ where people would post a number and what to text the number. I was bored and decided to play along with one that said to send a text saying "keep going, it's worth it" or something like that.
Ended up being a suicidal guy on /b/ in like his late 20s. Traded Skypes and he had a video call with me in which I kept my camera off, because again, 14 years old at the time. He started sobbing and going on about how he felt like a failure, his time in the military, and about how close he had come to shooting himself earlier. I was not equipped to deal with that and I ended up making up some bullshit reason for why I had to go. Felt bad.
I'm a legal adult now, albeit a young one, but that still bothers me. Pretty sure that dude offed himself not long after.
>>696976106
Are you guilty?
>>696984337
My bad. My app drains souls of people who lurk /b/. I probably got you a long time ago.
>>696981843
america right?
ausfag here, legalised prostitution means we have whores who specialise in the mentally and physically disabled.
There are government funded training programs relating to this and it's possible for people with some disabilities to get government funding to fuck a whore.
When i lived with my family i always masturbated with a PawPaw (Papaya) and then put it on the freezer and let my family eat it without know it
>>696984196
Clever girl
>>696984488
I'll admit, I should probably feel really bad.
I should probably hate myself that I took a girl who was extremely happy about life and couldn't wait to get married and have kids and be a functioning adult and broke her down more and more by the day until she was at the point she wanted to get a hysterectomy and not eat or sleep or talk to anyone.
I definitely have something really fucked up in my head, but I don't care.
>>696984181
kek dumb mcr drama faggot go kill yourself for attention beta shit sack. greasy little fucker anon that's got a 13 yo fuck buddy is in higher moral standing than your bitchy ass
>>696983432
My family history is riddled with hysterectomies and problems with reproductive cancers. If I can't talk a doc into a hysterectomy the T will raise my cancer chances from "Freaking serious" to "Like clockwork". On the bright side they would absolutely have to give me the hysterectomy then! On the bad side... cancer. I might not even be able to get T due to the high risk.
It's a nasty choice. Tell the risk and hope to get the hysterectomy now so I can do T later or not tell the risk, get cancer, then get the hysterectomy. Between the two looking like a dyke for awhile is safer therefore I do not get my hopes up. If I could get both, though, it would be a miracle.
>>696983618
are you gay in a sense of liking traps or in a sense of taking it in the ass? just curious. Before this i was straight as well and went full faggot after i realized how cash gay stuff is
>>696984187
she is very pretty, is petite/smaller than average but has awesome body shape. She has the best ass ive ever touched, I can never get enough of it. I'd love to share but cant, sry.
>>696984352
Honestly at first it wasn't about enjoyment. I genuinely did it just to get them to co-operate with me because I was desperate and annoyed. Now it's sort of because I enjoy it as well as a way to get them to behave.
I'm not sure if I have anything greentext worthy. It's nothing to crazy.
>>696984734
Honestly I'll agree with you. I should probably kill myself.
This isn't the first time I've done something like this either, the first time I did it, it was with this girls previous best friend.
>>696974278
this pissed me off more than it should have
>>696984792
Don't have to share pics lol, just chat and share stories
>>696984571
Yup America.
Is that actually true?
Can you provide some sort of source if possible?
>>696973528
When my family moved to a new area when I was 13, I got right to finding a fuck buddy. "Girlfriend" (fuck buddy) of about 3 months got introduced to me as my cousing. I was horrifed, so was she, and we ended it. The secret is, I knew she was my cousing, I looked for her and started the sexual thing on purpose.
>>696973528
I want to try sharing my Asian girlfriend with a white guy...
>>696984772
lol neither one I like fucking dudes. I went through a daddy phase where I got fucked by men that looked to be in their 30's and 40's and really masculine, it was cool but never something I could do long term, now it's a once in a blue moon kind of thing and with guys around my age.
>>696984795
If you didn't enjoy it, all you really need to offer is handjobs. Once you move on to blowjobs and full on naked sex, it's something that you want to do as well.
I personally find old men and young women fucking really sexy.
Do you ever let any of them kiss you and touch you? Do you make it sexy for them and try different positions?
I sleep completly naked
I continue to use the juice jugs at my church as fuck toys. I have fashioned Cyber-skin pussy toppers to replace the topper cap and regularly use them Friday & Saturday for Sunday service and Monday, Tuesday for Wednesday service to cum in them. It's part of the fetish for me to fuck directly into the juice jugs, so I don't just cum and drop it in after the fact. I take steps to make sure it's not noticeable such as shaving clean before and having a high fruit vegetarian diet so my cum will have a sweet taste. I especially like using a jug with just the water-base of the juice first because I can watch the amorphous clouds of cum spurting out into the jub (they're clear plastic), then can add concentrate lemonade or fruit punch after. Often after cumming several times I'll remove the cyber-skin pussy and cub the opening over my cock and balls and shake it hard to rinse myself off in it since I'm usually quite sweaty after a multi-cum session. Then I watch the following day and get hard as they all drink me. I've been doing this for years.
I fucked my coworker, then took her laptop. Her boyfriend knows.
I shower completly naked
>>696984850
literally just spreading shit around and unnecessarily adding misery yeah you either need to go to a fucking therapist or just annihilate yourself like fuck that shit you're just flippin tricks and being a dick
>>696973528
Attached pic to give an idea what the cake looked like for story.
>Work at a bakery for summer before my senior year start in high school.
>I was in charge of cake decor since I showed I was very meticulous about the designs, I was good at it so to speak.
>Most costumers are nice and some are real shit heads
>Get one order from lady demanding Elsa to be exactly like the movie, wanted it to be edible for 9 year old daughter's b-day.
>Get to work on basic bitch cake.
>Tried my fucking best to replicate said dress, head, even the fucking ice crystals out of blue sugar sprinkles.
>She came in, wasn't satisfied and instead wanted it to be made with just her head.
>Toss old cake and start over after 6 hours of work.
>Noticed she called me an idiot as she walked out.
>"Alright, bitch, now I gotta add something else"
>Volunteer to close the store and cleanup after my boss and managers ok'd it.
>Do my usual cake decor, but instead I jizz a fuckton into the blue frosting mix.
>Get to work and design new cake with special frosting
>Finish it up in about 3 hours
>"Still needs more" I said to myself and fap furiously onto the face of Elsa and smear it across her face so its not noticeable.
>Bitch comes in the next day or so and picks up order. Actually impressed with my work.
We get pictures of birthday events with from customers and post it on the bakery wall to show the satisfaction guaranteed jumbo. I saw at least a dozen girls eating and enjoying the cake in the photos. Makes me hard as diamonds everytime I saw it. This was like 10 years ago, so I have no clue if it still sits there to this day.
>>696977319
Greentext?
>>696985310
I'm a bit afraid of going to a therapist because of the chance of being put away. I've tried getting it under control, but it's a thrill to see how much I can lie without anyone questioning it.
>>696985280
glorious. If I knew you irl and found out you were doing this I'd give you a fucking metal and you'd live in my memory forever
>>696985361
Fuck, I meant 1 year, not 10 lol.
>>696985280
Taking "This is my body and this is my blood" literally I see. Wink wink, nudge nudge.
>>696985361
Awesome, I do the same for church insemination
>>696984764
Damn, that sucks. Could you not start T and get the hysterectomy a year or so later? Granted it would up your cancer risk significantly, but in a year's time alone could it cause cancer? Once you've been on T for a significant amount of time, doctors are much more willing to perform hysterectomies, and they're often a prerequisite for phalloplasties.
If that's not an option, have you looked into trans-friendly doctor lists? Surely you could find a surgeon to perform a hysterectomy for someone in your situation, even without T on one of those lists, though you might have to travel a few states to get it.
>>696982275
You don't have to treat it like it's a temporary thing. If your relationship with her lasts, you could possibly marry her once she's of age. There are girls out there that just plain love older guys.
>>696973781
Gig
(it's short for giggle)
>>696974278
I actually have a raging boner now, what the fuck am I
I am eating my own cum... gf doesnt know... but she also swallows it... I would like to tell her one day...
>>696985510
I used to be a klepto when I was younger and got a thrill like that but it stopped being a thrill after I realized people are fucktards and it's not hard to lie at all. You should be afraid of the people you're lying to if someone played me like that I'd either take a spin at what I could get other people to believe about you (like in a courtroom) or I'd just do frontier justice and torture your rat shit stain of existence into oblivion
>>696983015
just when i know i can get awa with it. only people who deserve it, fucked with fam or friends
>>696985830
the people whose lives I try to control never question it.
I can find a way to make every lie I make up concrete.
I record all of my major lies in a journal so I won't ever contradict myself.
the thought of the governments power and ability to individuals makes me paranoid.
>>696973528
i'm black and i support Donald Trump
I support Israel.
>>696986038
lol best be keeping that journal under lock and key and start making a plan to fake your death or some shit so you can maybe try again somewhere new and not drive the people around you into phantom shitstorms. Or you could take the first piece of advice and just kill yourself
my live in gf admitted she's a retired escort tonight. she's asleep in the other room. not sure how to handle this so i'm getting black out drunk.
>>696985280
It's not a large church, ranging around 150 permanent members.
It is entertaining to know that over time those that have been there the longest have swallowed multiple full loads of my cum by being regular attendees enjoying refreshments and communion.
Sometimes I have gone on a binge and fucked the jugs up to 12 times to see how much they could take before noticing. They simply threw it out thinking the juice had gone bad. At this point I've found that on proper diet, they'll take 6 to 8 loads in a 1.5 gallon jug.
>>696985306
Absolute madman
Went out with my friend and his wife to a house party
they drink too much and I get a small buzz
the guy is passed out on the sofa and his wife is still at it
I help her up to take her to the restroom
she does her thing and asks me to help her out back to the sofa
pull me in the restroom and makes out with me
I'm like fuck it don't really know him too much
after we make out she gets on her knees and blows me
I pull her up life up her jean skirt and pull aside her panties
fuck her from behind
she says pull out before you cum
her husband doesn't even cum in her she says
I say I will
But I don't, and I cum inside her so much I can see it start to drip out a bit
I pull out and push back her panties
she asks if I pulled out and I said I did and toss some paper in the john and flush
a few months later the same buddy says his wife is
going to have twins
heh heh I said name one after me as a joke :p
>>696973528
im wearing a diaper underneath a onesie. i was ordered to wear it and i was given a time limit to masturbate that i just barely managed to finish under. im still really frustrated but im too submissive to break rules and do anything about it.
>>696985649
I thought about doing that but I don't know how serious the risk would be. I already have cysts and possible fibroids which could turn malignant and T-therapy is still fairly new so I'm not even sure a doctor would know the risks. I'm also hoping that my significant risk will get things covered by insurance so I don't have to pay so much. Last I checked trans stuff isn't covered by most insurance out here but "Woman's health" is.
If the next doc says no the lists are my only option. The nearest trans list docs are a long drive away and my car has a bad head gasket among other issues. I'm hoping it doesn't come down to saving up for a bus ticket and hotel, on top of surgery. Bus plus stitches doesn't sound fun.
Anyway, time to sleep. Wish me luck, anons. I need all the luck I can get. Take care!
gf's dad doesn't know how to wipe internet history so now i know he's into downblouses and gyno. some nasty shit, i respect that.
>>696986304
It's locked in a safe.
Also not gonna kill myself. I'm fairly happy.
>>696985219
I guess it was something I wanted to do as well. I kind of got a kick out of it.
Yeah I usually let them play around with me if they want. I'm not really a fan of kissing but if they want I also let them kiss me.
I wouldn't really say I try to make it as sexy as possible for them but I try my best to make it enjoyable for them as possible. I have to wear a uniform/scrub there so it doesn't leave much room to be sexy. Once in a while I'll wear some lingerie for them.
It all depends on them. I let them take the lead and if they want to try any position, I'm always happy to oblige.
I periodically cum in my family's food, especially step-kids'
>>696984792
just dump
My mom use to let me and my two brothers gangbang her...
>>696986743
well thats a convincing argument, ill get right on it!
>>696986889
Nice. Was she good looking?
>>696973528
I was masterbating while thinking of all my cousins giving me a blowjob. While I was at a sleep over. I blew my load all into my aunts ass. Then I blew another load looking at her tits and I blew it in her mouth. She woke up saying wtf. And thought it was my uncle. She divorced him like 2 years later. She never found out it was me.
>>696986541
>>696984850
well no one makes it through life being content the whole time, you deserve every piece of misfortune that comes your way and I hope you'll get crushed by it. But you probably won't for the same reason cancer cells no longer undergo apoptosis.
>>696986520
Night dude. Good luck with transitioning; I hope it works out for you.
>>696987059
I'm sorry you feel that way.
>>696987026
I think so. She's not model status but she's not ugly either. Her body is a little chubbt but I would day it's probably more on the thick side than fat.
>>696986652
Honestly, I think what you are doing is very kind.
>>696986710
You are a hero, how old are the kids?
>>696978940
>>696979593
>>696980287
>>696982495
samefag here, just wanted to note a few other things. She had only fucked 2 other guys just a couple times before, gave oral to a couple more. I was the 1st uncut guy she ever saw irl and she thought it was pretty cool
>>696987297
Hahahaha thanks. I'm not sure if I would call it that but thanks anyways.
>>696976999
Nice. Hour old dubs.
I'm a diagnosed psychopath with severe insomnia.
i don't take any meds because i cannot hold a job and therefor cannot afford them.
>>696977265
Well it's hard to have withdrawal when you're doing it all the time every day. Try being up for 5 days and then be off it. Good luck with that.
>>696987922
USA #1!!!
I've talked about it on here before but yeah. I want to experience being a patient in a mental hospital. I also want to experience jail but there is no realistic way to do that - that doesn't mess up my life
>>696973528
Just once would someone like to start this thread using a different fucking picture.
>>696987968
Indeed.
cant get any disability for it either because when i was diagnosed i wasn't considered a 'burden to society' and mentally capable to hold a normal life as long as had medicine to offset my instability.
that was 10 years ago.
no meds since.
>>696987995
I'd like to experience it too, just out of curiosity for what it might be like.
>>696987232
I'm not. people like you are a good reality check for people like me. I'm one of those bitches that romanticizes shit so when someone makes me feel like I want to murder them or torture them for fun and for a sense of justice it brings me back from candyland where everyone gets along and all problems can be resolved through talking about your feelings and shit. Next time I'm in a gore thread I'll be happy realizing there's nothing stopping shit like that from happening to shit stains like you
>>696988271
I'm not aIone!
>>696987922
Yeah cuz no gov programs will cover you right? We only pay 2X GDP for nothing. Keep voting dem! Idiots
I was molested by my mom's boyfriend and I enjoyed it.
I still miss my first girlfriend. Once a month I watch out old sex vids. There was intimacy that has never been matched in my life.Things just feel routine now.
I know how to count all the way to schfifty-five.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XccUMOQ978
>>696988487
you're a boy?
what did he do to you? how oId?
BUMP LIMIT!!
NEW BREAD!!!
>>696988526
>>696988526
>>696988526
>>696988526
>>696988412
I like romance and all that lovey dovey shit, I just have this weird want of controlling people.
>>696988556
get a fucking plant and play some sim city fuck
>>696987995
>>696988271
>I want to experience being a patient in a mental hospital.
It's extremely boring for the most part, and just like what you would think, its relatively the same as it is in any movie without the insane abuse, though it does go on sometimes.
nobody is allowed to have anything outside of free time, things of tech are placed behind plexiglass or high out of reach.
the place is hell, if you ever thought you were bored out of your mind try experiencing that 10 fold, hearing every creak and mumble, every tap on a table from a secretary
every door creak and twist the soft but hard rubbery like tiled floors sticking to your feet every step you take from the massively high sanitation fluid they use to clean, and the mind piercing stares you get from others who you could not possibly imagine the things going through their heads of what they are doing to you within.
you want to experience that? go to a therapist and say you keep getting urges to hurt people. it was misery.
>>696988556
or just go to a therapist and disclose lighter experiences that reveal your compulsive lying and abuse patterns, but I don't think you care enough you're too happy with your thrills and attention seeking behavior to change. It'll burn you one day. I hope at least you'll be so busy keeping track of your lies and ensuring there are no contradictions that you won't fulfill your potential and be consumed by horror and emptiness in your last days
