Waifu claiming thread - I'm up again edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>keep RP at a absolute minimum. We are here to discuss and insult, not to do RP or ERP-
>insult other waifus
>most important: Have fun!
Chara claimed
>>678110014
mandatory cc claim
its mandatory
Miho claimed
claimed
>>678109950
Why me?
I'm not an interesting topic
The star has arrived.
Claimed.
>>678110056
Just be prepared for very dry humour.
I think I'll just go play CS:GO or something though, adios.
Claiming, and going to bed. Goodnight all! Stay cute
claim
Momo claimed
>>678109952
yea, it gets even colder when you factor in the wind
>>678110341
g'night
>>678110384
>playing gran turismo and can't claim quickly
>>678110238
Fufufu you're very interesting.
>>678110341
Goodnight!!
>>678110352
How'd your league game go?
>>678110014
Best demigod claimed
Sakura claimed!
>>678110352
>>678110341
Stay comfy comrade!
Quick claim as I get ready for work.
>>678110603
You! Again!
Claiming everyone's least favorite waifu.
it's getting pathetic edition
>>678110512
How am I interesting?
>Keheh I got em
>>678110768
She's cute, why would she be everyone's least favorite?
Morning Everyone. 6:00 AM here and 19° C. Probably the lowest that the temperature will get today.
Claiming my Karen as always
>>678110989
Wow. Where do you live? Its like that in winter here.
>>678110965
Everyones interesting in their own way.
>>678110177
My nigga
>claimed
>>678110965
>Leans my head against your shoulder
Well I could easily show you without words.
>>678111032
Even though you never talk much, I can always count on you being here.
>>678111116
Brazil. Our seasons are inversely proportional to yours. While you're on Summer we are on Winter. Even though that our winter is kinda hot. Something about 25° C
>>678110973
because she's essentially 4chan's mascot.
>>678111410
>mascot
That's harsh of you anon. You're lowering her with those mean words
Good morning everyone, hows it going?
>>678111326
Sempre me perguntei se é comum o pessoal passar o natal na praia por aí <.<
>>678111326
Its coming up to winter now, so I dont think thats right :p Southern hemisphere here.
>>678111410
Means more people know of her then. Good job on claiming her.
>>678111032
The way you reply with no text, disturbs me.
>>678111410
No, that's still Yotsuba
>>678111568
>>678111492
I second that.
awoo
>>678111550
More than you think.
'Cause you know 30° at night and such
>>678111559
We are heading to Autumn now.
>>678111240
...W-what do you mean by that?
Random question... whats everyone stance on milk here?
Lately i keep hearing a lot how its actually bad for your health, but i love hot chocolate milk and cereal too much to quit it ;-;
>>678111326
My racist friend!
>>678111746
Yes, that... Well keep being you anon. Keep being you.
>>678111831
All I need to do is a few movements here and there and suddenly your reactions are very very interesting silly..
>Hugs you from behind
>>678111845
? Are talking to me ? What I've done to ya ?
>>678111838
It's tasty
and if we go about how "unhealthy" it is, keep in mind that plastic raises the risk on cancer. You can watch the documentation "Plastic Planet" for that. Literally everything raises the risk for cancer so I'm not gonna stop drinking my delish milk
>>678111831
She means she likes being lewd
>If you want to I can join in
>>678111838
I don't drink milk. I can't stand the flavour.
>>678111535
I know my waifu is trash, and I love her for it.
>>678111905
Awoo~~~
>>678112090
Hmmph.. it's not my fault I can't help but enjoy how fun it is to make certain people flustered..
>You joining in? I don't believe it.
>>678111838
Milk is good, the organic kind. Too much of it can give you pimples, and exceeding calcium intake can have a bad effect on bones.
>>678112185
AWOOO~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>678112322
AWOOO~~~~
>>678111719
Awoo~
>>678111788
Same. A month into it actually. Still hot days, was 32°C yesterday.
>>678112322
AWOOOOOOOOOOO~~~~
>>678111838
Milk is good. Milk should be drunk.
>>678112009
O-Oh... what do you mean by interesting?
>>678112185
Awoo is a pretty close second for me.
Meeh
>>678112013
Nah just messing with you. Welcome back by the way!
>>678112090
>Literally everything raises the risk for cancer
Yus... hearing that sausages and etc also raises cancer risk didnt scare me much. So many persons in the past lived their life without knowing that and never had problems.
>>678112160
I feel bad for you and at the same time am happy.
Its so good... but since its unhealthy.
>>678112310
I drink mostly ultra pasteurized :|
But from what i've heard your body barely absorbs calcium from milk.
>>678112545
>Rests my chin on your shoulder and chuckles softly in your ear
Correct me if I'm wrong but I think you just asked me that, no?
Claimed :3
>>678112690
>messing with you
>>678112886
Hello Eve! Hows life treating you?
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>678112747
Exactly. So Imma go drink my milk and eat my sausages. And no vegan can stop me from doing that.
>>678113000
Oh, I know that pasta too
>>678112747
The body doesn't require much calcium. As far as I know.
>>678113000
Nice trips, but pic isnt related at all, there should be a couple in it :<
>>678113000
>fat
pasta invalid
fuck
>>678112797
Meow
>>678113000
>wewlad
>>678113088
I also had sausages for dinner. Milk though... is beer counted as a mans milk?
>>678113000
>MFW I start a howl
>>678113000
I'll have you know I get pussy every day, no lie
>>678113088
>drink my milk and eat my sausages
please be more german
>>678113185
>>678113195
meow
>running out of kitty images
>>678113275
your waifu is 2d and thus does not count.
>>678113195
I'm sure beer also raises the risk of cancer.
>>678113283
I'm from Austria!
Imma eat my Wiener Schnitzel
>>678113185
HISSSS
>>678113167
Whelp, i guess that makes sense.
>>678113275
Good for you Sakura buddy. Hows it going?
>>678113195
>is beer counted as a mans milk?
Only if you use it to eat cereal.
>>678112918
You replied with words!
>>678113230
>getting the bait
>>678113411
>tfw every single thing you ingest raises cancer
>>678112918
I WANT A WORD REPLY. :(
>>678112880
Ahaha..
I must have forgotten, I wonder why
>>678113413
wan wan
>>678113413
Snap Crackle and Burp. Best breakfast.
>>678113283
Maybe a Cristmas image then?
>meow
>>678113232
And it turned into meows. What have you done?
>>678113572
>tfw cancer is literally a problem when cells start to die and reproduce the dead cells rather than healthy
intresting topics bois
Fap time
>>678113621
A word reply
>>678113411
same thing
>>678113709
>Maybe a Cristmas image then?
wat
>meow meow
reminder that you're all heretics.
>>678113641
>Starts to tickle up your sides
You and your bad memory... I guess I can forgive you this time.
>>678113709
Lol what? No! cancer is literally the undertale fandom.
>>678113783
I meant from the mysterious bunny anon..
>>678113709
Don't act like your not impressed
Sakuya Izayoi claimed.
>>678113836
I know... but i didnt want you to feel rejected incase he ignores you.
>>678113413
I'm doing better now, thanks for asking. The night was tough but I persevered.
>>678113797
Bitch please. I have purged 10x the heresy of your entire company. Get güd scrub
>>678113283
GUTEN TAG AMERIKANER. Kek
>>678113842
This is...
>>678113709
>tfw cancer is a serious and sad matter and people use that as "toxic" on the internet thinking its funny
>>678113793
You know, Christmas themed. Gotta go stereotypical.
>related
>>678113840
It was impressive. For all the wrong reasons.
>>678113836
>league community
>mlp fandom
>steven universe
There are many cancerous fandoms. Undertale is prolific with gems amongst the cringe.
>>678113965
Sickness for normal people only lasts a few days.
>>678110514
HAHAHAHA. YOU FUCKING IDIOT. ANIME RORY IS SHIT TIER. MANGA RORY IS DIVINE TIER.
but fr tbh, fam. Anime is shit. Manga/Novel is amazing.
>>678113840
>liking stupid rabbit from shitty disney movie
>>678114007
I have even lewder stuff of he * gets knived*
>>678114027
Wait we're posting christmas pics? Why?
>>678114007
>tfw I wasn't even kidding when I said nearly everything causes cancer
>>678113917
Thank you.. I appreciate your kindness <3
>>678114027
>Any MOBA community
But yes I agree... the cringe gets very intense very quick with them.
>>678114027
yea, 99% of my stuff is just screencapped from the anime
>>678114169
>that filename
>>678114110
>tfw i took you for real but now Chara is giving me a look like she wants to delete me more than once
>>678113621
>WORD REPLY
>>678114058
At least I can see my waifu in theaters.
>get mad son
>>678114027
League is pretty bad yo
>>678114007
Oh, I know just how serious it is.
>family history
>increased risk through medical and medication reasons
>friends have fought and won
>>678114049
Will read manga when I have internet that isnt mobile.
>>678114104
If you got em. Why not. CHRISTMAS IN APRIL!
>>678114169
So hard to find a good one. Ive yet to find people on MWO who are as bad as League players who only ever play bots.
>>678113836
You.. why did I tell you my weakness, you know I'm ticklish..
>>678114169
always with the sexy filenames
>>678114270
>wanting to go to a movie theatre
>>678114027
>>678113836
You guys should never visit /utg/
>I get my pictures from there but everytime I start reading the thread ouf ot boredeom I feel like pic related
>>678114253
I'm not gonna erase you
>not yet
>>678114270
> goes to theater
> film ends up shitty
> goes reeee on 4chan
Good luck with that
>>678114027
It was more depression than actual sickness, but it passed as it does. Now I can just pretend that everything is fine as usual.
>>678114268
GAH YES I GOT ONE.
>>678114302
Tbh the people I see on Smite are really chill too.
>>678114320
Hmm? I do? Maybe it's this shirt on you that's stopping it from taking full effect..
>>678114335
Ayyy that's what I'm here for.
>>678114352
I'll keep that in mind.
>>678114444
Quads queen is real.
>>678114444
nice quads
>>678114488>>678114513
Get Queen back at it.
>>678114444
Your quads are no match for me.
Fuck.
>>678114352
At least Undertale gems get pushed to mainstream.
>>678114409
I suffer from depression too.
>depression is a sickness of the mo d rather than the body
Dad is bipolar. The only way he could tell I was depressed.
>>678114444
YOU GOT MORE THAN A WORDED REPLY. YOU GOT QUADS.
>witnessed
>tfw when I'm in a waifu threads
>all this fags
>I can take anyone 1v1
How fucked are you, waifu?
pic related, is me.
>>678114444
check'd
>>678114409
the 2 greatest common ills of our discourse is a lack of cannabis & sex from our environment, you cannot be healthy unless you are actively engaging and fulfilling both of these appetites.
>>678114584
Can you rephrase that in a way people can understand.
>>678114666
>666
Got 10 mins of break time.
Whats going on?
>>678114388
> goes to basement
> anime ends up shitty
> goes reeee on 4chan
Jk anon. I watch shitty anime too. But waifu of the moth is Judy.
>>678114335
You don't like movies anon? One of my favorite things to do. Super hype for hardcore Henry Friday yo
>>678114566
>>678114444
>nice quads
But seriously, /utg/ is just a fucking ship
Skeleton x Skeleton
Goat x Skeleton
Goat x Chara
shit like that
and of course suddenly Flowey can do bondage
just disgusting
>>678114763
how fucked are you 1v1 me?
>>678114763
/waifu/ turning into a get thread, like usual.
Hows your day going?
>>678114774
Month not moth ffs
>>678114554
Fufufu that's right u_u
>>678114591
<3
>>678114566
I GOT TWO REPLIES AS WELL. BEST DAY EVER.
>>678114763
Heya. We're trying to get Bunny anon to talk, I'm messing with Kirino anon and I quad Queen is back at it again.
>>678114788
Nice dubs.
That's weird though tbh..
>>678114666
And another.
>satanic bunny
>>678114732
I think he looks like one of those trolls we keep hearing about.
>>678114788
Yeah. Not a fan of the overly lewd crap. It just takes away from the authors ideas and his plans.
I will be lewd again .... if some one wants me to be
Cl a i m e d : ^ )
-Ora
>>678114774
why the fuck would I pay money to be around other people and see some shitty movie?
>>678114788
>suddenly Flowey can do bondage
never played the game, but that sounds horrible
>>678114853
><3
R34 Waifu edition. Let it happen
>>678114826
Everything is going great, waiting for the court to start up again, but sadly im not looking foward to paperwork thats comming after that
>>678114937
oh, I just read you also have depression. Are you in counseling?
and yeah. I like tease pics but no fucking lewds and bondage with a fucking skeleton who can't even have a sex drive
>>678114853
yeah, the fandom is just... ew
>>678115063
it's shit. I hate the deep fandom
>>678115059
Where are you from mysterious bunny anon?
>>678115063
>why the fuck would I pay money to be around other people and see some shitty movie?
And not be able to pause it whenever you want to go get food.
>And be unable to watch it naked.
>>678115138
In>>678114788
>bondage
>disgusting
Come on don't you have a little bit of kink in you?
Do you want sum? ;)
>>678115063
You go with friends, get high/drunk and indulge in sensory overload. I know its not for everyone but I enjoy it quite a bit.
>>678115047
>gets intensifying
>>678115059
>pic just for you
>>678115131
Starting mid May. Many compounding reasons, mainly the vicious circle of skillset and job opportunities.
>>678115229
Compelling cases anon.
>>678115257
One image says more than a thousand words !
>>678115131
I just hate fandom period
>>678115229
so much this
>>678115294
>You go with friends
I'm back what did I miss.
>>678115299
>>678115323
>thousand words
>>678115294
I do like soft bondage
but not with flower vines and a skeleton who can't even get aroused but still does cuz fandom
>>678115299
>mfw I start in May too
well now that's surprising
>>678115383
I like my small circlejerk fandom. Where we can come up with theories but don't go overboard
